It just got real (Road to Empress 2)

Name: It just got real (Road to Empress 2)
Uploaded: 2026-06-23
Channel: Northernlion
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0:01 look at the gold craft. now that empress wu has midas, we can outscale them. we just need to extend the game an extra 15 minutes. and then just be nice. it don't cost nothing to be nice.
0:39 i'm not even fucking with you. is that general tso's chicken? i honestly thought that was invented in like 1955 in michigan or something like that.
1:10 it was but he's a real guy. kind of like colonel sanders. we're building a team. general tso, colonel sanders. there's got to be some major something. captain crunch.
1:47 oh, these rules. bro's got a tight ponytail. i know it's just traction alopecia in his 20s is gonna hit like a fucking meteor, man. take it from me.
2:30 did you have a ponytail? can you imagine? doing the most, spreading those rumors out on them back roads.
2:59 liu will be empress dowager when li zhong ascends. or consort, this is too forward. we have to take the one that to me doesn't make any sense because if you click the one that makes sense, you get souped. you have to slow play it. and then at age 81 we'll be empress for one day.
3:25 oh, ling long. lady ling long, i didn't see you there. ni hao, xiao jie.
3:58 i'm not sure if you're right. i'm not sure if you're right. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure. i'm not sure.
4:31 that's why you keep the earrings. you can use them as a macguffin later. i know she's probably on like nine hp too. she's like get these earrings out of my freaking sight. rest or smith? it's gotta be smith.
5:04 because upgrading a card early, it stays upgraded for the whole run. you gotta smith. i mean, i did do it, but not in this way, not for this reason.
5:32 for our first grounding and now detention. some cruel and unusual punishments. convey my order. she must write her name one thousand times on the chalkboard.
6:19 no, no, no, not the disparaging look at the tea which means that that's obviously the one. that's the maid cocktail. oh, don't hold it in. it doesn't do anything. then you take a sip of something and then see the pop up that you just got a new compendium entry. that's true. that's true. that's no good. what the hell was in the molotov, man?
7:05 oh, is she gonna then you might this is a crazy spoiler if you're ever gonna play road to empress one or two then this is consort leo at the sorry fate of consort leo i
7:48 yeah duuuude, i'm such a baby that the dolphins make me cry. second hootie and the blowfish mention?
8:19 i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything. i'm not sure if i can see anything.
8:46 she's got it. she has her wine. she doesn't need you. let her have a little alone time with the wine, okay? being a mother is a full time job.
9:31 go ahead and pour another glass of whiskey. this is what the song that i would put in right here. you did this to her? she fucking gave me poison earrings bro! you mess with the bull you get the horns!
10:10 and the kid tried to kill you? he gave me a little push. boys will be boys. can i have a glass of water? can i have a glass of water?
10:52 i'm not mourning for her. she fucking tried to kill me. she tried to poison me slowly over time. now, ruwen. ruwen is a different story. i thought that was you that died. no! that was consort leo. i'm realizing, is this game like 3,000 hours long?
11:36 i'm not even close, man. we're getting out my intimacy is off the charts, but boom that's good we got one of theirs. they didn't get one of ours now. we are still a little outmatched here i was look i was trying to find someone who didn't hate us, but yeah that actually all seems to be that all seems to check out honestly li zhongxin li qingzhu. zixi de mou fei zhe zhe tai o qi zhe. katsu shui qi yikai guan tinglu. er ha xin zhongxu ek hana nou mou hou zhen xiu. qie qingzhu zhu jiun tat zui dada kao shan.
12:24 and this is the day he ceased to be li zhong and he became the puppet master. li zhong died that day. from that moment on, the puppet master emerged.
12:49 i know they said, but that's kind of funny.
13:29 and i say what about breakfast at tifid? i don't know what that has to do with anything, but that would be a great musical sting. as i recall, i think we both kinda liked it. yeah, but it's like no disrespect. it's like i had no word.
14:14 i'm not saying it's not work, but like, he's not a mover, let's put it that way. close the damn window, bro.
14:48 you're absolutely right. like, i'm not really fucking with jackie chan, the human being, but a jackie chan cameo would go crazy. he starts using the fucking knitted ornaments that lee jong made as like, first he uses them to block and then he like wraps it around the dude's head and like pulls him into, he pulls him in like he's gonna give him a kiss, but then he ducks his head and he smashes his head on like the wooden pole behind him. and then when he does, he like slides down between his legs and they, dude.
15:18 the director of the movie is a very talented actor. he is a very talented actor. he is a very talented actor. he is a very talented actor. he is a very talented actor.
15:52 first among the nine consorts won cheeky little watercolor work ladies. don't you hate it? he says, uh, hey wanna come over and hang out all of a sudden you're watching him paint watercolors for like four hours you're like damn i could have been whittling my homemade shogi set at home okay
16:34 match each verse to the correct color on the left. yeah, i mean i can do that. thanks for making it color coded. wait, can i do that? i got the first one wrong. read it? i think one of them said zao. i'm not even messing with you. the one that's like... good for them.
17:09 first thing they tell you on day one though is maybe don't don't spin her around too fast. my bad. my bad is so awesome. could you go to the southern province and get me some of those dumplings we had?
17:40 remember a few oh, i just have such a crazy craving for those dumplings we had in the southern province. do you remember that? the one that's three days ride away? you always have to delay gratification in this game.
18:18 he said hitler, who killed you? exactly. she's picking her up and turning her upside down.
18:52 the type of shit my kid be saying on christmas.
19:20 actually... actually, bitch...
19:53 there's something you should fucking know. i'll devote myself to your majesty. no, no, no, no! that looks awesome. i'm just... it looks a little heavy for me. i don't... i don't want something that heavy.
20:49 you had already been found pregnant, yet you never breathed a word of it. your concealment aroused the empress's suspicions. after your death, the empress seized the opportunity to strike, pinning all the blame on dowager consort yang. everyone believed it without doubt. the old palace attendants all witnessed it. when she was still consort of elegance, she used her osmantha soup to end several lives. that's true! that's true! i can't deny that. guess what? actually, i'm carrying li zhi's child.
21:30 are you gonna wake up, prey?
22:16 oh, well. look free from the empress's control.
22:49 i forgot it, yeah, i completely forgot about her. that's not okay, you can't be doing all that. oh fuck! her name's delilah?
23:13 i'm not going to let you go. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
23:47 i'll hear your motive. sister, i will help you escape him.
24:27 that night you sent zijin beyond the palace. she found your sister's husband and enforced a formal separation. you ended 10 years of your sister's torment. you moron. was her husband the rock? like he just didn't... he didn't show up for his call time or something? there's no scene. they just... just some text.
25:01 chat about fortune telling stories, embarrassing childhood memories or my favorite, go to sleep early. they don't have ludwig's scene shot yet. they're doing adr to make him sound like he actually speaks mandarin.
25:29 i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
26:01 it's a child's understanding of happiness, just to be clear. it's not the way a grown up thinks about life, but that's okay. life's hard enough for them as is.
26:43 i'm not a fan of you. i'm a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i
27:35 wait... the goat? even though he has delivered the sheep that killed us a few times? made of some glowing green rock, we discovered deep in the mountains what a priceless relic.
28:16 of mineral wealth. no, it's protein! it's protein tea! expose it now and make a scene or investigate the food first. that's literally protein cold foam latte 24 grams of plant based protein.
28:49 let's spread rumors that the child is a girl.
29:15 the game is getting crazy. i guess life's just a crazy world we live in. get me ten increasingly hot chicken wings and a big glass of milk.
29:45 bring the gwylo journalist with the head that resembles the fruit of the coconut tree. oh yes, the inquisitive white devil.
30:12 so, mei nyeong, we're not... it says here you used to be a nun at the ganye temple. what was that like? we have to know! mei nyeong, does this mean anything to you? oh, this is the bowl that the empress dowager consort yang used to serve osmanthus soup in. uh huh!
30:46 i feel like i should have been paying attention. push my lady. give me my butterfly, sugar, baby. it's the dulce de leu due that's coming. imagine.
31:20 what the hell? i'm dead? she didn't even kill me, i just died. i guess i'll secretly take the abortion drugs.
32:15 is that safe to take? well, i don't know. it's not safe not to take it. there is a little fetus ludwig right now going, no, no!
32:48 yes, i know you don't have to hide them in the empress's chambers. so then we only took a little bit so it didn't take and then she discovers it and thinks that we did it and then she doesn't kill us for some reason. i'm not a villain. i'm a villain. i'm a villain. i'm a villain. i'm a villain. i'm a villain. i'm a villain.
33:21 he's inconcealed the medicine within the empress's chambers without anyone noticing.
33:32 did they have those back then?
33:58 relax, i'll handle it. some things never change. that's pirate's booty, bro!
34:44 oh shit. her power level is too great.
35:21 i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you. i'm not a fan of you.
36:08 she's not fucking with them anyway. damn. lady dimitrescu.
36:57 she wearing blunt stones? what the fuck? what did he what did i do?! what did i do?!
37:51 he didn't do anything!