I can't believe I thought we peaked (Road to Empress 2)

Name: I can't believe I thought we peaked (Road to Empress 2)
Uploaded: 2026-06-13
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0:00 in turkey they go, how how? like zz top? they go how how? people in turkey were probably freaking out if they heard that shit on the radio. the hell is this a band of dogs? three dogs and a bass line? i got the wine.
0:24 how? how? how? took a little choice. okay, what will you choose? take the evidence and trade it at the mirage pavilion for the antidote. leave the evidence behind and risk everything to help the prince of wei? risk it and make him hand over the evidence for the antidote? we tell the truth. our affinity is good enough to tell the truth. confess to li tai and ask him to get the antidote from the mirage pavilion.
0:56 that's what i'm saying! that's what i don't interrupt me! yeees! the mirage pavilion will fall! what the heck?
1:39 oh, i got stabbed through the front of my head. oops our base just got back toward they got they got mega creeps they got they took racks what the hell well we won't go with that one then let's let's make the wholesome choice risk everything to help the prince of way what's all y'all?
2:15 the most important thing is to keep the ghost in your head. keep the ghost in your head, so you can keep the ghost in your head. what's with the ethereal voiceover? you're not the only one who can keep the ghost in your head. you're the only one who can keep the ghost in your head. what's with the ghost like voiceover? but you know these pieces of proof are still not enough. you can't keep the ghost in your head. the fit, though. you can't keep the ghost in your head.
2:44 oh he got the antidote i thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end no, no, we do not how i choose
3:21 no, no, she's been possessed by an evil spirit i know his ass is like if you had any water today. hey, have you have you eaten anything? you don't
3:51 whimmy grammy came back and said, i got the antidote. i slayed the white devil. the white devil with the thick brown and blonde hair. i've removed his head from his body and taken the antidote to save you. shit man. you know what? i actually did this wrong because we should take the evidence
4:28 from him and traded at the mirage pavilion to save our own life. and the reason is we fucking got him we got his ass cuffed. anyway, he's not gonna do anything you don't eat i saw the time we switch oh, i'm a japian. oh shit, indiana jones. oh, he's got a pedestal losing we won't hold you know, i choose you
4:58 he could be very wrong to me gonna get low to teach it to home. oh, what are you? full of a lot of me. hi oh when i don't know to see cinny any end johnson tyveigh more high some coming down the teacher would you take it home? that's not what i wanted. i wanted the rare rainbow neato. it's out of stock everywhere. oh sweetie and as an ancient
5:32 up your ass.
6:02 don't lie to me, walter. it's a bigger pellet. break the bar! break the bar!
6:47 you want to see what became of the prince of wei after you left? is this the end of the prince of wei's path? i mean, obviously we do.
7:25 well, that didn't go well. so it was all for nothing?
7:50 the moonlit healing halls.
8:14 she went to the west and met a foreigner with fluffy brown hair. ning!
8:40 the road is under your feet and you've never stopped walking it. you are the creator of the world yet to come? what, she has become more powerful than a god? do you want to see what became of the prince of wei after you left? no.
9:05 this is how i'm trying to be. i think it's exactly the same. yup. yay! the power of another life.
9:34 so i think that's the end of the the li tai path which explains why i saw a negative review today with a big spoiler that was like as a li tai fan the game was not long enough. no it's not? you think we got to go to choice the choice back here and see?
9:57 there's one more option. this isn't the end of the path. listen, don't be mad at me, okay? we'll try the other option. but i think that this might indeed be like we freed ourselves from the poison instead of like starting to be the empress with whoever our choice is. i think they might be beholden to the historical accuracy and we will go back and make the other choice at the start of the game so we can take the li zhi path. i will take the first path and take the second path.
10:28 a lovely path. she said i'm all in. well, that doesn't bode well. well shit, we're gonna check something.
11:17 damn, they fucking iced it man. that's crazy. what a shot. six minute cutscene though. he did have an op. it does suck for the bird too. bird was just the messenger. they literally say don't kill the messenger.
11:51 wait, this could work.
12:34 the basketball court. imagine me testing the stream delay to see the latency between that and the first jesus be bawling. well, there's still hope. there's still hope. oh shit, she's back in the pit. stay with us.
13:27 stay with us, skyrim wu. i know i left my keys around here somewhere. have you seen my keys? jades, i'm not the only one who can help you. i'm here to help you. we are here to help you. we are here to help you. we are here to help you.
14:08 i remember it tended move. oh, no, no, no. we still got one.
14:36 we still got one and... there's still three minutes left in the video. it could happen. it's the grey seal. this might can be exchanged by hand, though.
15:16 that's 162 kilometers away. what am i supposed to do about that? damn! whoa! this better be good. my ass been walking all night, bro!
16:07 have you ever truly loved me? this is where we lie
16:53 to get the antidote that he's gonna do some shit like check behind your ear. men are so easy. just pretend you love him, he'll give you the antidote to your lethal poison.
17:38 he was forced to kowtow three times in front of the white devil with the fluffy brown hair. he lost face to a house car of east francia.
18:07 you look down at the antidote in your hand. you're truly moved.
18:50 i mean, the balance of power in the relationship has shifted again. that's so unfair to do something nice for me and then go to war. so i can't even fucking like repay you and restore the balance of power in the relationship. so now we just got to linger with this imbalance until you deign the return or even worse for me, you come back fucking dead. so it remains imbalanced for all of eternity. that's not fucking fair. maybe you guys were right. maybe that wasn't the end of the
19:23 the li tai chapter. how you gonna come back dead? scary movie 3 mention? i'll help him and wait for his return.
20:15 it must have been insane to go into battle with swords and then like for the first time in history they bring out like a gun against you. like i don't know what i think i would have been out there going like whoa whoa whoa wait wait a sec. i didn't know you guys were bringing that we we
20:41 chill! you could hurt somebody! holy shit, man. she's going off. this looks familiar.
21:08 i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader. i am a strong leader.
21:41 i know her ass is cold. you're dressed like a queen's university student going out to stages in february. like, i know you're... you want to dress up. it's minus 22. can we be... can we be serious? people at least put a jacket on. this is crazy.
22:13 damn, his ass was getting beat the fuck up on the northern front. holy shit. we need a damn doctor. oh, he's dead. he was one tapped.
22:39 you got any of that antidote left? xiao jie, you got any of that antidote left?
23:05 i went back and got it for you. okay, i don't need a flashback for that. that was like an hour and a half ago. a lot of people be playing games on their phone these days. sorry, i was just... a pie eating contest.
23:41 i won it off of the white devil with the fluffy brown hair in a pie eating contest. oh, my tummy hurts so bad. he was a formidable opponent. tasha meguoren. tasha meguoren. i'm sorry.
24:06 i'm not afraid of the world. i'm not afraid of the world. i'm not afraid of the world. i'm not afraid of the world. i'm not afraid of the world.
24:31 we need a cup of coffee! can we get a sugar free red bull stand? shit, they're moving like everybody around zach braff in garden state at the party.
24:58 both shit can get around the world by the time the truth out the damn door. putting up iceman bars to turn the tide of war. that's pretty good.
25:48 i was thinking about getting into drake. is iceman the best place to start or is it like one of the other three albums is better for a drake neo fight like myself? why would you do that? he won the beat to the victor go the spoils, man. you can start with five leaves left. i thought there was like a machete order. maybe you start with like pink moon and then brighter later and work backwards to five leaves left.
26:21 there's someone here still matters to me. advisor mu. so did somebody just unsheathe their sword?
27:03 says metropolitan division champions 2017 2018.
27:46 oh shit, that was a great like fade the black moment looks like rebellion is my only option now remember when i thought the game was over and there was no other choice that would make us progress the plot any further? oh shit good news!
28:38 she's like, he did pretty good. maybe he was doomed from the start. he did all right. azure finch was his childhood name? okay.
29:15 doesn't have to change his handle when he gets a twitch account, i guess good ending no one can stop you from moving forward. okay, we're playing lethal company in four minutes we will we will return the road to empress to tomorrow and every day there thereafter until we hit 100%