Wake up honey, new 33 player co-op roguelite just dropped (33 Immortals #ad)

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0:00 chatters we are live and we are sponsored. i want to say thank you to thunder lotus for sponsoring us to play 33 immortals it's gonna be a longer sponsored segment because we're gonna start with a little single player tutorial and then we're gonna be joined by kate dan and bear taffy
0:14 to show off what is a really like i get that i'm sponsored to play the game but is a really unique style of game. this is a co op roguelike but this ain't your two player co op this ain't your four player co op this is inspired by mmo style raids these are 33 player lobbies it came out today
0:36 it's synergy focused, you want to build in such a way that you and your teammates can use your abilities to enhance each other to take out these massive bosses. even though there's no voice or text chat, you got to communicate through emotes and stick together. wide range of powers, permanent upgrades, play as rebel souls raiding hordes of monsters.
0:57 and enjoy massive boss fights! exclamation point 33 immortals by the way if you want to check it out in chat. weapon selection. now i got to think of the party that we're going to have here. i honestly, i, kate is dps so it would not surprise me if she takes shooter
1:17 strike from afar that seems like a dps style of gameplay i honestly i don't mind being the tank man heavy slashes but i also feel like bear taffy is kind of tank coated and i feel like dan would want to be the fighter so maybe i'm the type of beast that would just be the specialist hurl magical energy orbs at mid range on your enemies slowing monsters and invoking the power of sloth to bring entire groups to a crawl. let's let's give it a try man. i
1:44 again we'll do the tutorial for a bit and then around 10 a.m which is 22 minutes from now we'll be joined by the rest of the squad to play a little 33 mortals which came out today. i'm very excited to check it out. eternal punishment awaits you in the beyond. but i was good! yet i sensed i tipped 20% at the coffee shop even though they just poured it into a cup and handed me the cup
2:11 and then i had to put the lid on myself and the lids never fit right? you always feel like you're a little weakling because you can't get the lid to snap onto the cup and then you give it like 1% more muscle and you like crush the cup and the liquid goes everywhere. the lids never fit the cups right man? doesn't make any dang sense.
2:38 i sensed your arrival in this eerie place, in between the worlds of the living and the dead. she's wearing the jennifer lopez american music awards 1999 fit and i'm loving every minute of it. welcome to our camp, rebel soul. i'm beatrice. i guide souls in the battle against fate. i was waiting for your arrival. come see me at the center courtyard.
3:00 oh, okay. that's my, this is my right click attack. can i say i have a serious soft spot for games that have like, um, moba style controls, but don't subject you to, i don't want to say the dregs of humanity that don't, that don't,
3:18 leave you in a box where the worst of humanity can come to shine. let's put it that way. instead, you just get to use left click, right click, q, w, e and r to beat up on some enemies and you feel good about yourself. you feel good about yourself instead of bad about yourself. i'm glad we finally meet in person, rebel soul. approach, i have to talk to you.
3:42 complete rebellious feats to unlock new features and advance along the path of immortality. fulfill all associated minor feats to complete a major feat and claim a unique reward. in most cases, completing a major feat reveals a new major feat to pursue. alright, minor feat earn you feat points. increasing your feat level. as your feat level rises, your maximum health increases and you're rewarded with eternal shards and paragons.
4:06 so there is a meta progression in the game, obviously, as you can tell by that. so we'll be farming up some mats here without a doubt. the staff of sloth. specialist. plus 20% purple generation. let's train. left click to throw light orbs. oh, i actually have to care about the depth of my attack a little bit. q to throw heavy orbs. damn, that's got to sting. hit training dummies with orbs to gain sloth. and then once you have sloth,
4:46 maybe i gotta hit all of them with orbs? i don't know. cast torpor to slow monsters. the more sloth you have, the longer monsters are slowed. torpor consumes all your sloth. huge. and then hit them with orbs to gain sloth. okay, i get it. the bigger, the more full your meter is,
5:06 the more enemies get slowed and then by attacking them we refill our meter. and i don't know, you think this is like an aoe? it does appear to oh and if you hit multiple enemies the timer go the combo meter goes up and we get bonus damage as a result? okay, okay. like many before you, you have been unjustly judged by god, condemned to an eternity in the inferno. the rebellion stands against this cruel and final judgment.
5:32 i will help you escape this undeserved fate. i will guide you along the path to the crown of immortality, the key to changing your destiny. she got 5 stars on her head. yeah, she thinks she's 32 short films about glenn gould. but first, the rebellion must find its footing. complete rebellious feats to unlock new features and advance along the path of immortality. take a look. feet level 1. rebel soul 1. kill 35 monsters, unlock 2 weapons, spend dust at the dust shrines.
6:01 kill 35 monsters with staff of sloth. slow 20 monsters deal 2500 damage. break 20 urns, open 10 bone chests, complete 5 chambers. i can do that. to the far north stands the eternal gate, the only passage into the beyond. your journey will start in inferno. luckily you can hone your fighting skills in the camp. press e near the training flag to access trainings about combat survival and cooperation. press e near a dummy to learn about the attacks and resource of your weapon. i did that part but i have not done this part.
6:37 so did the game officially launch today? oh, it officially launched today! exclamation point 33 immortals. the only game as far as i know with 33 player co op roguelite mechanics. we're not doing four anymore! we're not even doing multiples of four! we're doing 33 which is like not quite a prime number but only has a small amount of factors within it. it's got threes and it's got uh i guess 11 as well is in there.
7:07 learn essential fighting and survival skills. we'll do all the tutorials here to make sure that we're not the... the important thing that you need to know if you're not a streamer. you ever do a co op sponsored deal, you just don't want to be the streamer who's like, how does this game work? that's a catastrophic aura loss. instead, if you can just be the one who knows like the third least about it, then you're okay. welcome, rebel soul. approach and talk with me to start training. it's good practice to warm up with your weapons before heading into combat.
7:42 no sweat. now let's see you put those skills into practice. waves of monsters will descend upon you. take heart and destroy them all. holy cow! i ulted on him. can you come over by me? can you get in my ult? idiot. i didn't think he'd be so fast, man. defeat all the monsters.
8:14 oh, he's slow. sometimes we initiate with a slow. build more slow as they come in. see an enemy like this, we don't even need to worry about the slow. we don't even need to sweat the slow with an enemy like that. but with these guys, you never know. you never know if you don't slow. get out of there! we're talking limited range type shit. back it up. hold him for no reason.
8:47 you don't even do anything so i'm not frightened of you. i do sort of feel like i'm about to let my teammates down. i really thought i would be a little bit more slick with it but obviously that's not the case. monsters drop dust when defeated. the dust is stored in your dust vial. oh and then you when your dust vial is full you can use it at a dust shrine to increase your characteristics. empathy. increase the power of your co op powers and increase the damage you deal with co strikes. okay so this is the roguelike
9:18 aspect if i had to guess. um, i mean for now man let's increase our damage as long as we're solo here. congrats you have completed this training open this chest to claim your reward. big place. learn about bone shrines and resurrecting rebel souls. the city of bolognese. welcome rebel soul approach and talk to me with e to start the training. so you only do tutorials for sponsored streams? no, i do tutorials if the game won't let you play it without doing the tutorial as well.
10:05 but if the game gives you the option to skip the tutorial and it's not sponsored, then there's no shot. i mean, i've been playing games for 40 years at this point, i get it. left click, right click, what more could you need, man? collect 25 bones, hold e to trade bones at a bone shrine to heal, okay? gotta break the bone urn, presumably, grab the bones. remember when games weren't all shared loot? that was an interesting era for games where you would all just rush to get the loot as soon as the
10:40 as soon as the urn broke. those urns stood no chance against you. moreover, you now know how to heal yourself. actually, not just yourself. if there's other rebel souls near you when you use the shrine, you'll also heal them and vice versa. now take a step of faith. walk into the flames and allow yourself to perish. okay, mommy. i hope it didn't hurt too much, but behold, even though your body is turned back into dust, your eternal soul remains. while in soul form, you can move around freely. try moving a little to get the hang of it. i think i got it.
11:19 you can't stay in soul form forever. eventually your soul must return to the dark woods, lest you are lost forever in the beyond. unless, unless if one of your fellow rebel souls manages to resurrect you, you have 30 seconds to be resurrected. if the timer runs out, it's permadeath. here comes a rebel soul to resurrect you. come on, farinata.
11:45 when you're resurrected, you get one more shot at completing the run. however, each time you die, your body weakens and a shattering malice is applied, reducing your maximum health. when your health bar is fully shattered, your soul is expelled from the beyond and your run is over. wait! dark souls 2? dark souls 2 mechanics? you can reduce the shattering malice by completing feats or remove any accumulated shattering malice by interacting with the soul shrine. now it's time for you to return the favor and resurrect somebody else. here comes another rebel soul.
12:21 they're nice and dead, ready for you to resurrect them. there you go! congrats! you now know how to continue and fight in the beyond. your training is done, grab the reward from the chest. i'm gonna have so much loot when i get started i'm gonna be mogging dang dps. it's actually gonna be freaking crazy. it's gonna be nuts. now i don't know if we're gonna get into advance but we'll still because we still gotta do co op power here.
13:02 approach and talk to me to start training. the co op power is a manifestation of the immense power at the heart of your weapon. as such, each weapon has a different one. they all add something different to the battle. each co op power consists of sigils. if you see an empty one, you can walk into it and press e to interact. parinata? i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. you too, lorenzo pazzi. i've summoned the spirit of the deer!
13:29 you have activated the co op power, sword of justice, which provides you with a shield. other weapons have other effects, so i'll let you discover those in your own time. you must fill up your co op power gauge. fight and destroy monsters to fill it up faster. i always forget if that's from gone with the wind or casablanca. are you talking about i've casted the spirit of the deer? that's an nl original right there. you're near another co op power, or if your position would place your sigils in a place others can't reach, it will be invalid.
14:09 understandable. have a good day. hold shift to cast your co op power. all monsters within the area are hit with a super slow. when he activates his co op power in casablanca... i haven't... no spoilers, please. i haven't seen it. maybe that'll be the 101st movie that i watch this year. help yourself and your allies remember only together will you emerge victorious. once again, congrats. enjoy this reward. okay. we've done all the basic tutorials. i think we're ready to go back and spend some of our currency.
14:57 forget it sam, it's castle blanca. skull deathside, what a name man. could be 101 dalmatians as well, you're not wrong. could be 101 dalmatians. this is training. this is training. we unlock for 50 shards. i have 90 shards. are you trying to break the game with this o and then the n with the exclamation mark?
15:31 you can't even release a massively multiplayer roguelike on steam these days without people trying to do a sequel injection to take it offline on the first day, man. it's crazy. it's madness. private session? well, no, no, no. i mean, it's nice that they have the option, but i don't think that's what we're meant to do here. i don't think we're meant to join a private session in a 33 player online game. the compendium. pardon me, i was absorbed in my work. that's true, i also do not have 32 close friends.
16:11 forgive me if i'm wrong, but is this not our first time meeting? dash, dash combo, coast strikes, armor breaks. there's a lot of mechanics going on here for sure. this ain't your granddad's beat em up. you know what, i did realize now that i think about it, there is another feat. let's get the scepter of charity. if we unlock this, we complete a feat and we get even more currency. they put us on the treadmill. and then we can see what this does. throws light spheres and heavy spheres.
16:49 press q to cast heavy spheres. okay, that's kind of sick. press right click to cast radiance and blind training dummies with their blindness filled up. and it does damage over time. i've got a mystical one. oh, you got a mystical sphere? is it direct from lhasa? yeah, yeah, i've heard that before. and then be me waiting around for another song that you used to sing to me and i can't find you. and then i find you in biscayne bay?
17:24 where the cuban gentlemen sleep all day? come on, man. last time i believed that. your goal is to reach paradiso and face the wrath of god. aghira, inferno and lucifer are the first step of your journey into the beyond. first inferno, then purgatorio, and finally paradiso. the path is dangerous, but i see a burning will within you. let's have a look at your feats so far. excuse me, i've unlocked two weapons. filter completed. claim.
17:58 this gives us 10 feet points. please tell me 10 feet points allows me to have higher maximum hp so that as a result everyone can be like, wait how'd your hp get so high? and i can go, i don't know man. i don't know, i don't know. okay, imagine. but then where do i spend the feet points? i don't want to start a run before like right before we're about to get in a lobby together here. but i will say this is 33 immortals.
18:31 the only 33 player co op roguelike. as far as i know, i am sponsored to play. and i'm excited to play with bear and kate and dan starting very soon. you ever have that thing where your ear gets really itchy but you're like on camera? so you don't want to itch your ear? because if you itch your ear, people will think, ooh, he's picking his ear. but like you actually are... lutloa. you actually are picking your ear, but like i...
19:03 i don't want to like put it on display, but i really i got a serious a serious itch in the ear man. hang on i'm going to inspect the grave. dedicated to michimochivay, matarakhan, laimalicious, brickybutthere, supporters and team lazarite for their win in race to immortality. is this like a streamer uh tournament that took place in early access? wait i'm in the back rooms. there's there's a serious dark souls 2 inspiration here because we are behind the
19:39 the map finding resources that otherwise would not be accessible to us. oh snap, and then look at this. i kind of feel like i'm in the... i feel like i'm in the addams family super nintendo game. i didn't realize that i could run through the forest here. big guy in red near the start does meta upgrades. okay, big guy in red near the start. i kill. this guy, this guy. you're right, he's not as big as i would have expected from a video game, but he is kind of like wimby coded. oh, it's dante! i know this guy!
20:17 guy who knows a thing or two about books but hasn't really read very many of them. i am known as dante, an outstanding poet if i may say so myself. bring me perk, you recover, while battling monsters in the beyond. they'll inspire me to craft beautiful verses. the only problem is i don't... i just don't have... because i haven't done any runs. i don't have the currency that you need. but, whoa, someone's looking for a little help up here. wait, wait, wait. while we're here, does anyone want to help me cast my...
20:52 anyone want to help me cast my co op ability? the beacon of radiance when your co op power gauge is full. alright, my co op power gauge is not full. okay, give me a second. i gotta... we may not have access. either way, in three minutes they're gonna be in here, so... we could just join a lobby, get everybody excited, and then leave when my friends join. sorry. you guys can be my backup plan.
21:26 oh, to just be one of the many doomed souls making their way through an extremely large door, man. that's what it feels like to get convo feel likes? that's what it feels like to get convocated at grant hall. use your map to find players. unite to conquer torture chambers. they open after a 10 minute countdown. mallakota morris. what's up, y'all? a relic. dash is grant your next attack extra damage or light attacks trigger a blast.
22:05 dashes give you critical damage. i mean, that's a given. i can't afford any of this, bro. i guess i could respawn my party. guys, guys, we got enemies down here. i'm doing no damage. there you go. heavy orbs on them. help me! help me! oh, wait. no, i was gonna say they're helping, but they're not. that's my aoe.
22:42 that's on hotel california's business model. well, i mean, i'll say i think what i had if i had to guess everybody's probably thinking it would probably be better for their business if you could leave anytime but you could never check out instead of like, check out anytime but you could never leave. oops, i took damage. new perk visit dante in the perk woods. that's not what it says.
23:10 it'd be way better if they could make you leave but you could never check out. cause like then, i mean their overhead would go way way down. oh i see, my heavy orb is like i pull it from afar. wait, i actually might be a dps beast. and then we break the urn and walk away. i'm gonna be freaking kitted up by the time we get in a squad, man. i think that might be illegal. i'm pretty sure what the hotel california was doing was illegal too, man. like isn't it purgatory or whatever?
23:53 it's not good. it's not a good thing. i feel pretty confident. i mean, i've only heard the song 300,000 times in my life, so i'm not 100% sure, but maybe i got to hear it another 30,000 times in order to really grasp the deeper meaning. hey, you're kind of a jerk, man. you're kind of taking me off. consider yourself blinded like hercules in love affair. not bad, y'all. i'm realizing already this is one of those games where like taking damage is really bad because healing opportunities seem very limited.
24:37 she got her iced teas twisted. there's a lick of tea in its twisted tube. where they hang the crooks that invented books. at the geek bar candy mountain. i know the type of stuff that i'm talking about. i bet you do, man. oh wait, excuse me, excuse me. i didn't even realize there was a shrine here. i must be stupid because my blue meter is never going away. my vitality increases.
25:17 i thought my blue meter, if you'll excuse me, i thought my blue meter went away when i used my right click. obviously i'm leaving some crumbs on the table. you have three of three blue? heavy attack breaks armor. just so you know guys, that's big. damn, we're kind of owning you. left a relic back at the chest? oh, the roguelike mechanics, of course. heavy attacks trigger a blast?
25:55 yeah, i'll take that even though we do have kind of a critical hit synergy. heavy attacks trigger a blast? it's just, oh, may i? let me guess dps upgrade. i'm gonna guess i have a message in discord. i'm gonna guess that my message in discord is hey, when do you guys want to start this? maybe there's like a call or something. so i might have to quit to the dark woods and apologize to everybody who was relying on me to be their carry. it could also just be that that jerma's live. that's the other, that's the other thing is that it could be.
26:30 i'm ready when everyone is. how'd we do? eight shards, a perk, bonus shard, zero, one perk though. could be worse bro, we could be down here with jumel. oh man. road to empress, northernlion, bald, duck ass, stop, stop with the simplified chinese, i can't read it. if you're going to insult me, at least put it in pinyin. otherwise, ni bu shi wo de peng you, okay? ni bu shi wo de peng you.
27:15 mm, the men sure edr woda pang yo with edr edr woda pang yo. i'm ready when everyone is. can you say that? yeah, you guys are my friends a little bit. you're a little bit my friends. beyond. oh, hello. hello, bear taffy. hello, northernlion. don't worry about it, bro. i'm just giving dante my perk token. that's how you do it.
28:00 your chance of finding rares or epics increases by 10%? don't mind if i do, bro. exclamation point, 33 immortals. oh, after i turn the command on, of course. bear, i placed a bet with my chat. what class did you choose to play for the tutorial? oh shit. you got me pegged, huh? because you know you're right. did you pick the tank? i did. oh!
28:35 i knew you knew you were right. mm hmm. that looks good though. i think we're gonna have a fun time with it. dude, i honestly... i'm ready. it channels all of the skills that i force myself to learn through a thousand hours of playing dota but with none of them like
28:57 misanthropy that comes from being forced to interact with other people in voice or text chats. yeah, can you imagine though, but our entire social dynamic as a species should be emote only, i think we will probably thrive. that's the way it was before. what was it? they do you know what i'm talking about? they've invented language or something as a punishment because we built that power. right. but babylies i believe it was called oh, you want to you want to go to this call that's being done in the group chat? yeah, let's do it.
29:27 hello to the group chatters. hello, hello. did you see the codes giveaway? i did, yeah, i was gonna mention that. and i assume you're about to. oh, it's okay, beartaffy. you can go at it. why not? i can do my spiel. please do. they've been kind enough to hook us up with some conditional code giveaways today.
29:52 so if we manage to beat lucifer for the inferno boss, we're able to give away five steam keys apiece to our communities. same with adam and eve and with wrath of god. so extra incentive to be serious gamers today. so you should go to bear and kate's chats because i did not set that up at all. so if you want to... no, you don't have to set it up. they sent out a little pdf thing. so if you want to get some codes... you just need to give it.
30:22 like give it to your chat. yeah, but if you know you people get mad at you if you just drop it in chat because they're like there's the bot eyes are everywhere. bots is gonna get it. bots are everywhere. there's bots that are gonna snap up all the codes and then sell their steam account so people can get 33 immortals which is available now on steam. i think this one it's like it's not the code to the full game right? it's just code to a certain
30:50 like the boss fight? right? like whichever we're doing? i'm not 100% on that. i'm gonna post our party code in the group chat, by the way. so you guys can join me in game, hopefully. and i... because isn't the key... under the keys it says lucifer, adam and eve, and wrath of god? no, i think that's... if you beat the boss, you... yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the one you drop. that unlocks that set, you know what i mean? i see. okay, i understand.
31:20 you know what's crazy is that i was actually gonna ask i was gonna be like can we do 33 players because we have to get in a party together and then it turns out they thought of that can i also mention that i'm the only one with the fugi in this in this group chat. what is fugi? why do you have to do it every time?
31:44 well i also need to know. remember the fugi, the discord thing that shows up? oh yeah. i honestly thought you meant fuqin. i thought you were saying something completely different. i think the worst is actually bear. bear actually got like just default discord image. i'm the least discorded of any of us. i'm certain of that, yeah. i've engaged with zero discord elements. based.
32:19 actually super based daniel. what's up guys? excited? yeah. yeah, just that would time we're supposed to go live was the exact moment that nbc released the cast for where i was for the past 30 days so sorry for being late i'm excited to join you guys for exclamation point 33 immortals though. can you can you tell us more about that? yeah, so i was
32:46 i was on, well, they announced that i was on season two of destination x, which is a reality tv competition show where you travel on a blacked out bus in europe. it's like real life geoguessr. you don't know where you are.
33:02 dude, that's awesome. and the first season was won by a guy that is not from my hometown but lives like 40 minutes from my hometown. really? anyone here ever go to the sandbanks as a kid and then get some ice cream in the city center after? i didn't know that. it's true. i guess you can't spoil it. i was wondering if maybe as the former winner he would come in in season two and be like, hey, like you guys suck and i'd mock you because i'm a professional birdwatcher from the pickton area.
33:33 so you had been to picton? oh, many times. many a time. in fact, one time kate was in kingston with me and my parents for the whole week they were like, we're going to take you to picton for lunch. it's going to be awesome. and then we went and the restaurant was closed. so we just drove home and it's like a 70 minute drive.
33:55 rough i will say this before we say the game. i was a little bit offended someone in chat said oh you took it you took time off to do a vacation job from your vacation job but anyways exclamation point 33 in chat let's talk about little three well you guys got to join the party so we can get the show on the y'all gonna join up
34:17 okay. the party code is in the discord and then press escape when you're in the dark woods and use join and put in the party code. but don't reveal the party code, t. because this is a 33 player game.
34:33 why not? okay, wait, what once we all get in, why don't we just open it up? oh, we'll be jumping into a full group. okay, yeah, when we get into the when we get into the instance, we will be placed with other people.
34:47 yeah. but the way in case for those of us who maybe have not done a run yet, it kind of works a little bit like a diablo or an arpg map where you drop in with your party. you'll find other people that are doing the same dungeon as you and you just kind of hang out close to them if you want to co op. and then there's specific instances that you can go through in order to defeat bigger bosses and get better rewards.
35:12 indeed, indeed. wait, how do you emote there? so hold alt and then hover over the emote you want to use and then let go of alt. assist me with my co op skill. assist me, assist me, assist me. i feel like if dan... if we don't get to defeat the first boss, i think it's saying something. you know what i'm saying? why didn't you say dan when you were saying that though? well, because i think maybe dan's pocket is a little heavier. oh, i see what you're saying.
35:44 i don't understand. stealing some camaraderie out of the gate here for a 33 morning session. oh, okay. she's saying that one of the locations on destination x was farmington hills. i know you were tweaking when you took off that headset. okay, anybody want to hit the spiel here? oh, yeah. i'll do a little three.
36:07 and a little two and a little one. wake up honey, it's a one of a kind roguelike from the developers of spiritfarer, sundered, and jotunn. trust me, you've seen them. you wouldn't forget them. we're all sponsored here today from thunder lotus to play 33 immortals, a unique 33 player instance arpg style roguelike that came out today, exclamation point 33 immortals in any of our chats. and i am here with kate and dan and bear taffy. and we're going to
36:34 we're gonna have some great fun together. can i just say something? i've been gone for 30 days, but your sponsorship aura is through the roof. you nailed that, man. that is like on another level. it's almost like you had practiced promoting your own game or something. the da bwa bwa, he takes the responsibility. he takes some of the glory, but he's also got to pay the bill. he's also got to pay the bill, people. exclam 33 immortals, by the way, i believe in all chats. the game is now available in 1.0 on steam.
37:04 do it. it's that easy. by the way, i had every single one of you pegged as a class you were going to pick, except embarrassingly, i got my own wife wrong. i thought she was going to go bow and arrow and she went staff. it shames me that i am so predictable, but i do like that my good friend northernlion knows me so well. i was literally like, oh no, wait, is dan the tank too? maybe i was wrong. i thought dan was. what did you think dan was going to be? oh, ok. ok. dan has human fighter energy. he does.
37:34 what is orson welles pastrhi ste? what does that mean? that's orson welles take up avra. it's a dish that he orders in the 1973 pseudo documentary f for fake. i have readied us up for an entry into inferno. i'm also ready. i'm ready. i'm not quite ready.
37:55 i think we're good. i'm not. oh, wait. nope. cancel. cancel. i'm not ready. why are you not ready? right? what do you mean? i'm one of the only people who readied. i've been standing here the whole time. you're the one that's still in the entrance to the dark woods. yeah, we're out by the gate. it's okay. why is it getting canceled? at least one player. does it let you ready if we're up here? i think it says we're three out of four unless you're by the gate. okay, hold on. we'll see. ready now.
38:27 okay, now ready. ready. one to four, three to four. we got this. here we go. why is it telling me enter inferno again? enter inferno.
38:34 oh, wait. did i do something bad? can we just hit the ready button and then don't click anything else for four seconds? i have been hitting the ready button nonstop. i think we know who's not ready. no, no. 24 karat. it's not me. chat, i'm holding x to hit ready. now we're ready. we did it. we did it. dude, obviously it was dan, man. it was obviously dan. it was me before dan's done anything wrong.
39:02 one of those. he didn't say anything until the last moment. yes, thank you. but i will also say that i was readied up like three times in a row and it kept getting cancelled. so i was like, oh, maybe it's me. so i'm not going to hit the button this time. i only readied up. there was no moment that i did not readied up. path of litanies. i think we start with like a relic near us, which is the manifestation of the roguelike elements.
39:31 okay. so we can also hold the tab button. we can get a quick map and it'll give you the legend up there in the top right to indicate where the points of interest are. and we got one just toward northwest there. we can also take out these guys. are you calling yourself a gamer with using keyboard and mouse and not a controller? is that... i thought it would be the other way around. i thought the true gamer was all about the m&k. no, no. true gamer is all about controller. that's old school, i'm afraid.
40:00 i've been informed that new school is all about the the keyboard and mouse. oh, i will stand here. oh, yes. okay co op co op mode time hit it. i'm so that's the spirit of the phoenix the co op moves are your bottom left meter that little circle once that's filled up you can hit the shift button and then that will pop up those little symbols for your co op teammates to fill in and activate your ability
40:24 i'm like a tag team ulti. guys, i don't think i have seen dan actually attack anything. he's hitting the jar for us right now. hey, let me tell you this right now. h8, would have already told you you've already done one sponsor deal with us and i already know how this whole thing is going to play out. i'm ahead of the game. oh, you're the expert. well, we should have been using you. you lead the way then. show us where it's at. we got a chest here. i think some of the dudes we're rolling with are doing like a ton of damage.
40:51 we got some strong teammates out here for sure. there's been some folks working through the demo and leveling up already for sure. because there are like meta progression aspects, so some of the people that we encounter may be stronger than us right out of the box. correct. yeah, the runes we're collecting are part of the meta progression and they've used those to unlock some perks back there in the hub area. here we go. oh, here it is. step in. step in. yep. what happens on this one?
41:20 we get sauce. what's the button that says steal blessing? it's the sauce generator. don't steal the blessing. there's no need to steal the blessing. yeah, i suppose we'll just leave the blessing be. or no, i'm gonna steal the blessing. damn, damn we're stealing. you guys are all stealing it now. i was just standing next to it, i didn't steal it. my damage has greatly increased. i'm rewarded for thievery and this will inform my choices for the rest of my life.
41:45 oh man, it really got the bones and shards, man. well, since you already did a sponsored deal for this game, you must be like, op. i mean, like it was be kitted up. no, no, no. cause i didn't want to level you guys up. you know what i mean? i wanted to be, i wanted to be with my peeps, you know, these guys. and i seem to know what they're doing. guys, we should stay close to this orb because i'm about to hit my second level.
42:14 okay, never mind there. honestly. i'm staying close to plasma player. oh big fella nice it is great. i mean this game works for having 33 players in it. this game works really well. it's oh, yeah it's pretty awesome. i was very impressed with it in my test runs
42:38 that's a lot of bones! so now you guys probably have your bottom right purple meter filled up, right? we should be looking for a shrine that we can use to turn that in for stat bonuses. i believe they look similar to the purple orbs. it's like a big purple ball on a pedestal. yeah, yeah, yeah. what are you gonna do? oh, there's also a healing shrine here. that's nice. i'll take a key, 100%.
43:07 please? i don't know what i'm gonna do with it. attack! oh, here's one of those shrines yet, so stat boost. yeah, we got 33 players currently playing on this map with us. we are four of them, but there's 29 others.
43:22 i'd like to see, i don't know if there's a button that tells you who the other players are. i'm always a big fan of looking at other players' names in games, you know? it just tells you a little bit about how they play the game. yeah, yeah, yeah. sammy the dj, i've learned quite a bit about that guy from 3 words. i agree. they all have their names above their... above them. right, i don't think there's like a master list. oh, like a tab? oh, i see what you're saying. like a k to d type deal.
43:50 you can't? what does the name dan gheesling tell other people about it? it's probably someone impersonating dan gheesling is what that tells them. yes. this guy's using a dan gheesling soundboard. are you kidding me? but like orson welles suite makes me think of like what orson welles had in his trailer in the 1960s. what do you think he had in there? exclusively red m&ms. like lots of candy, lots of beaujolais if i had to guess.
44:22 didn't he go on like a binge era? yeah, i think it was like 30 years long. holy cow, what's going on here? yeah. what is this? oh, i think that might have been a special ability. so we are going through the initial phase here. on the top left of the map you can see the chambers open in four minutes. so we're trying to just get as strong as we can prior to that happening. oh, this is like a farming phase before it really goes down. don't let me pick it off of orson welles' sweet though. i think there was a lot to mine out of that.
44:54 i mean, because he's like, he's known, basically on the internet, he's known for the black and white clapping meme. but... right, also known as citizen kane. that's so hilariously accurate, dude. but citizen kane, rosebud, you know, it's good. it's, you know, it's... what did you rate it, ryan? i've never seen it, actually.
45:16 do you call yourself a cinephile and you've never seen it? i know. you dare have a letterbox to count and have not seen that movie? i gotta tap in one of these days for sure, maybe right after goat. got that queued up, yeah? but you haven't seen goat yet either? i haven't seen goat yet, i'm sorry to say. he's working through the steph curry. yeah, first i have to see mike. i think steph curry might be an atl as well. i think so, yeah. he's had his hands in a couple of things already.
45:46 goat does have a great soundtrack though, i will say that. it's very good. bearway, have you seen goat? i've seen goat. oh, thoughts? you know. cute little animated movie. it was my thing.
46:00 any of the new anime no anime, huh? just talking about old ass movies alright. okay, there's nobody talking about old ass movies. this came out a month ago. here's my thing about new animation like the ninja turtles movie and goat it's like it runs at like 22 frames you guys ever notice that i really like the style of it it's like that new spider man as well the yeah why are they cutting frames out? they're not cutting frames it's a stylistic choice. any of uh
46:30 re zero, season 4 happening, nothing? any of that? no? okay. that's fine. catch me up. what happened? i don't watch a whole lot of animated stuff, whether it's american or japanese, to be honest with you. you watch a decent amount of movies that's animated? you guys seen 32 short films about glenn gould? nah, not recently. that's a movie. maybe don mckellar's best work. what do you guys think about the ending of the chainsaw man?
46:59 are we all just gonna start bringing up the obscure media we're into? i've been reading house of leaves lately. you guys gotten into that one? yo! the mark z. danielewski classic! hey! he's got the author pinned up. now we're talking. what's it about, bear? it's about a house that is of impossible dimensions. there's a hallway that spawns within the home that goes for miles and miles and they try to investigate it and figure out what's going on. how does the book end?
47:26 oh really? i can't. everyone dies. kate have you seen death note? yeah, you know dan that's like 20 years old right? that's why it's good. okay, that's why it's good. didn't you like it? it's your favorite anime. i did like it yeah. dan do you know attack of titans? oh there we go. i've been told to watch it. you should.
47:57 well, i don't like it. i've only seen one anime. i've seen death note and to me that set the bar so high i'm like, i don't want to watch anymore. well, you've seen the castlevania. death note does not set the bar that high. i'm sorry to say that. it's literally the best. i watched five minutes of castlevania anime and fell asleep. nobody says watch that anime. i think you should really watch a packed up huttin. i think now that would set the bar really high.
48:24 they don't have any skin, right? that's their thing? what the hell? skin? what do you mean? yeah. i think that's one of the things, technically. they're really tall. yeah. and no skin. they have skin. no, you just see muscles.
48:42 titans have skins, not all. there are different types of titans. but they're skinless ones. most of them are skinless. that's just like a time trial. guys, we need to focus on the game a little bit as well. okay? the torture chambers have opened. this group is crazy. okay, so they have filled in this chamber six out of six. so let's go try to find a different chamber first. okay. can i tell you a crazy dream i had today?
49:10 was it about i woke up at 5 a.m. in panic? yeah, can i ask you something real quick before you tell me cuz i gotta we got to close the loop on revenge on titan. it's not revenge this conversation also follow bear taffy he's taking us to a torture chamber. oh
49:27 i'm already in, man. i'm already in. you went in the one that we couldn't get into. oh, she went to the... yeah, she's in there with that six. oh my gosh. you guys are so slow. so it's like attack on titan, like when you go to buffalo wild wings and you get either skinless and non skinless bones. yes. so like there's skinless titans and titans with skin. yes. okay. but there's more skinless. the famous ones have no skin.
49:55 no, there are many different kinds of titans and the main characters titan is skinless but he definitely has skin i don't know if they even ever talk in the game about the skin or like the lack thereof i don't know if that's ever even mentioned. i think they just kind of take it for granted dan that that instance is full. i think we go over to the left here. we should be able to get to them okay, me and javi. all right, kick taking this one down. oh
50:25 alright, k, let's hear about the dream. sorry.
50:27 oh my gosh, i'm gonna die. i had a dream where i had to go buy... i had to go to the bakery and buy a bunch of stuff, like goods. and when i... i got really excited. i'm like, i'm gonna buy... go inside and tell my wife what she's talking about her dream, dan. i know, but did she have to buy yeast? what does she got in? the person telling the story will unveil the relevant details to the story. otherwise we're going to be here forever. okay, sorry, sorry.
50:56 so there's like boxes of goods and the total came out to like $1,500 and i said what the hell what did i buy and then some of the muffins were like 500 bucks and i was like what this is too crazy and then when i was about to like i had to pay it and then when i was about to exit i realized
51:16 my daughter was not with me. i'm like wait, where is she? realization that i have left her outside i'm like, oh no and i went outside and then she was like sitting and like oh hi mommy i was waiting for you. well, that's that's not realistic farce
51:33 i was like, i'm so sorry i left you what happened? and then she said like, oh yeah so like you abandoned me and i called daddy and then daddy came up to like pick me up and then he gave me like cookies to eat. what the hell? but i had a realization that like it wasn't a dream and i woke up at 5 am thinking that i have abandoned my daughter.
51:56 i was pretty sure it was gonna be the $500 muffin, but yeah that is a lot worse. rare situation where i was like a good guy in the dream instead of like the history's biggest monster. well you never showed up.
52:06 then who was cookie then? your face never showed up. she was just like, and i said, where's daddy? and it's like, oh yeah, he went away. whose face ever really shows up in a dream? let's be honest. it's your imagining of their faces. it's the backroom's version of their face. ryan's going to be showing up in my dream. being real mean to me.
52:31 who's the preferred bedtime person? because it's not both of you. either your daughter prefers ryan to put her to sleep or kate. i think she prefers kate. that's our kate. what does that even mean? as i get more tired, i become more and more like task warrior. we have to do this. we have to do this. and i get up at like quarter after five every day. so as soon as like 8 p.m. is rolling around, like
53:01 i'm getting pretty impatient, i'll be honest. where are you guys? are you guys still in the toilet chamber? we're all in different instances unfortunately. i'll come meet you guys. i'm coming up to meet you. oh, i see cables. well, converge on dan.
53:18 every time i try to get an instance all the the 33 other sweats get in there. oh, well, you know what if we find one we got a we got a whole quad right here. yeah, we're all working together man. we're all sweating it out at the same time. that's true. oh stay close to me when i use my ability it spawns humanoids. yeah, i cannot stay close to you because you're just running around well, i'm just standing still at this altar and i'm heading over to y'all now. okay, i'm heading to you guys okay
53:52 the wrath of god is upon me actually. i'm dead. i think i'm dead. have you died twice? yeah. yeah. you die twice you go back to the dark woods. although i think maybe there's a way to resurrect. i don't think so. i think she's okay. okay. and like in dark souls 2, i think your hp goes down to like 50% until you break the curse or something.
54:20 i've got a is there a way to see how many people, like how many things you have killed? i think there's stats on the final screen. yeah, there's a stats page. but not right now. we are finally together again. well, what do we see right now, kate? you're not just back in the woods. you're like watching the yeah, i'm just watching you guys. oh, i bet that there's probably a way to resurrect that. yeah, let's look for one. where's her body? i think we have to get to like a bone altar or something. okay.
54:52 i did the tutorial. i did the tutorial. i got some answers to a couple of questions. at the shrine that has a star looking shape. probably this thing that's on our map right now. oh, there's only 24 left. 24 of us. soon to be 25. this thing right here. respawn party. oh, it looks like we don't have enough resources. no, no, no. i did it. look at that. i'm here. oh, nice. look at that. resurrected.
55:23 we're still back. oh, she does have the lessened hp still though. okay. stay close to me when i use my q ability. it has a chance to spawn healing orbs. okay. so we need to clear more instances. so let's look for one that we can all do together ideally. heal me, daddy? it's the green orbs you see on the ground. i'll try not to pick them up. they only heal for like two. so you got to take them a lot. you got to drink your fill. fuck, two is greater than zero, my guy.
55:53 there's an instance up to the top right. there's one here, but i think these guys are probably gonna fill it in pretty quickly. but if we keep going to the top right, we can find one that we can do. hey, what's the staff's ability? it's slow? yeah. okay. you got slow, i got blind.
56:17 hey, if we just get a couple of those working together, then it'll be like every driver on the road these days. hey buddy, relax. wowee. oh, i did. i didn't roll down my window, but i did yell at a driver. there's an instance. bro.
56:35 i can't with the i can't with europe in particular london you there there at max speed limit is 20 miles per hour i'm like oh is that 20 kilos they're like no it's 20 miles an hour and the whole time man everyone's no one can get anywhere there's this car 20 the max is 20 miles an hour well in london it's like really bad to drive in which is why the city is like nice to be in
57:02 nice if you want to take three hours to get to an airport at seven miles away. getting to heathrow does suck and they lie to you and tell you that it's in london when it's actually like an hour outside of the city. but in the city center though, beautiful tourist at least. yeah. as long as you don't have to go anywhere. we got a buddy team parade up here. oh, okay. en route. they can wait until i get this chest. that's fair. honestly. yeah. priorities. yeah.
57:41 alright. i don't get to loot that chest? me neither. i think we all get to, right? maybe i got it before. wait, wait! stand close to me, i'll heal you. oh, thank you, thank you. oh, alright. is that one full? it's full, damn it. i'm in. there's more down on the bottom of the map. so do you guys see when we hover over the characters on the bottom middle, it gives us a teleport option? do you guys want to try teleporting down there?
58:14 i'll head over that way. i think i'm gonna be in the top. i'm gonna say... wait, how do you do it? can i teleport with you? no, i think you gotta use your own teleport stone. i don't think i have... oh, wait, wait, wait. how do i use the teleport stone? so if you hold tab and then hover over me on the map, you should be able to teleport right. any controller users? l2k. yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you.
58:43 i will say this, because i got a laundry list for europe, but european nuggets are 10x better than us nuggets. there's real meat and real chicken. i mean, it's not even close, man. it's like they're giving us chemicals over there. they give us real chicken, man. you can taste the feathers on the chicken. that's how fresh it is. feathers? oh, my goodness. it's white meat, too. it's good anyways.
59:11 okay, we got us all three in the instance here. nice. alright, lock in, lock in. yep, i'm with you brother. what is this skull thing? oh my god! there's a lot of things going on in here. these guys are actually tough. yeah. the instance fights are not messing around. okay, let's bully this one. yeah, shoot. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm coming up to you. kate, you got any heals? kate, heal me. how can i heal you? i'm not a healer. is there a healer class?
59:50 some of the relics you can take, you can like spec into healing as you play. w plays guys. oh my goodness. oh, two reliquaries for little old me. oh, hold on. we got a boy. we got to revive him here. he's hiding behind the enemies.
1:00:15 i mean, it's gotta be that. where you at, buddy? it's gotta be the altruist job. oh, he's inside the enemy. what the heck? hey, while you guys are fighting, our torture chamber has ended. allow me to say we have been sponsored by thunder lotus to play 33 immortals in honor of its release on steam today. exclamation point, 33 immortals. oh, shit. check it out for yourself. dead is dead. dead is dead dead. you can check it out for yourself. join us. 33 player instanced
1:00:43 big boss battles, rogue lite mechanics. it's a one of a kind experience so far. dead's being real quiet. is he dead dead or... he's dead dead. he's captured according to the game. if you beat that guy, i'm freed. oh, that's how you run. that's right. that's right. that's right. but now i'm dead. oh my goodness, yeah. you nailed that, adri. thank you. thank you. thank you very much, sir. i have one hp. am i the only one in here now?
1:01:16 i'm here. oh, no, you're here. okay. thank god ryan. how did you get out of that instance and leave everyone else? oh my god we killed all the enemies it's not looking good at all these guys are very difficult. oh
1:01:36 gee, i kind of feel like me and my squad are about to like kill a god or something like that. it's because you didn't have time. get these fine people a bunch of steam codes so that they can play the game. hey, what are you taught? you died in the overworld like a noob. at least i went out swinging. i was a guy in the overlord. yes you did! we had to burn all our resources to rescue! like a noob is crazy. i'm the last one standing. i'm still alive! i'm still alive!
1:02:09 i don't think there's a way to do it. is there a way for other people to join in this one to save me from misery? i've respawned daniel here. welcome back, dan. oh, thank you. thank you. no problem. we're so back. we never allowed it. should i just die? we're all over here. maybe. we should be able to rez here. yeah, like if you guys die, we can rez you here. i'm dead. i'm dead. we are dead.
1:02:42 i got him. hey, sweet. there we go. no sweat, y'all. it's because we've got to clear one more instance in order to open up the final area. maybe we can find one to knock out together. i mean, the guys in the last instance actually were pretty tough. i'll give you that one. oh yeah, we got to scale, brother. we got to scale. we got to utilize those co op strikes as well. it is a crit chance up. ooh. hooray.
1:03:20 okay, the last instance is bottom middle or bottom right the execution grounds on the map so we probably should have the one that we went in. yeah, i think so good. they should actually yeah, hopefully nice and you stole that from me don't they they got painted lines on the ground anyone could stand on i could have cuz the enemies were eggred onto me wait, wait if we fight these guys i can level up one time
1:03:58 i mean, i'm like ludicrous. i'm gunning for that number one spot. what has he been up to, man? didn't he play the super bowl or something? he's been in a lot of ads. he played the nba all star game, i think. you're watching the nba all star game? i'm watching a halftime show. oh my god. yo, since you brought it up, what do you think about the detroit red wings captain saying he wants out? it's actually so crazy to
1:04:32 sign a contract with a no trade clause and then be like, oh by the way, i want to trade here's the three teams i'll actually accept a trade to like it's as much like i'm very pro player that's a crazy move and he's like what top ten. no, he's really good i mean, he's like top 30 maybe i
1:04:57 everyone's killing him here in the detroit papers like it is get them out of here. i'm gonna look for an alter key. i see an altar. oh, it's all the way up here. i'll go get it. i'm just gonna i'm gonna head south. i think that's a i think it's a wise play. some come to you then. i'm hanging out with sammy the bull gravano any minute kate i'll be at this altar. we're getting close. you spawn my party here. there you go. thank you. let's let's let's meet up.
1:05:38 it is tough because your hp is so low. yeah, it's gonna be difficult. because i only leveled up the attack. but my attack is not even that strong though. it's just every enemy is pretty tanky. it's all about working together. we gotta try to get our co op strikes going. also the enemies that have like the armor bar, you gotta use your q attack. gotta get that heavy, yeah. that'll break their armor and then they're like, ugh.
1:06:08 start coughing? yeah, it's like kind of embarrassing actually. like it's kind of embarrassing how easily i killed the boss. my hp is low. alright, i'm en route. i'm gonna lock it in. are you guys already in? dude, what the hell, man? i was in there the whole time and my spot got stolen. okay, i think they finished the last chamber, so now i think it's gonna unlock the thing.
1:06:44 oh my gosh. damn, we got the thing in this? oh, yeah, we gotta deal with this first. there is a, uh... kate, if you have a full purple orb in the bottom right, there is a level up station by me. no, i don't. there we go. there we go. now we can climb an ascension battle. i have played the demo before, so you don't have to, like, handheld me. uh, i think we got one right here, yep. right below us. 10 4, brother, i'm en route. whoa!
1:07:23 sami the dj is still going strong. have we really lost 13 people? it's been brutal. brother, you get busy living or you get busy dying, one of the two man. i think we're just lasting through the waves here. when the fight starts, i'm gonna use my co op ability so if you could help me by standing on the sigils, that would be huge. i will do my best. i think the fight has kind of begun here.
1:07:54 you know what? i'm popping it. we have to get in. the circle is closing. i've casted my ultimate ability. nice. he's ulting. oh, there we go, dude. that's the teamwork. nice. bunch of little rats, man. look at us. look at us all go. i like the capybara. is that a hat? who wants some of this? too easy. sammy, get out of the fire! sammy! crazy, dude.
1:08:32 oh, all right. oh, we ascend, man. let's go. i have ascended. i have ascended. stats, please? stats?
1:08:52 rebel souls use the divine energy of ascension battles to ascend and face bosses. all players must ascend before transitioning to the boss fight. it's five andes having ascended. we have more players. so this is it, y'all. this is where the steam keys are on the line. so we beat lucifer. that's going to be five steam keys unlocked for all our channels. okay, real talk, though. how awesome would it be if everybody else in our instance died? so it made us look awesome.
1:09:18 i don't know if you guys are watching the thunder 14, but they might be in a little tight here. dude, i am watching the thunder 14. it's looking a little hot. i mean we we bodied ours. heat on fire. you could have tp'd to help them out. i guess that's true. got mine. got mine. i got two kills long and then i got mezzanine by massive attack bumping in my headphones while i'm looking at my phone.
1:09:55 oh, you know, i opened a cs crate yesterday just for fun because i had one in the inventory. what did you get? i got a purple awp. and it's one below factory new. oh, lightly used.
1:10:15 lightly scuffed. no, not scuffed. lightly. it's like it's pretty good. minimal wear. that's it. minimal wear. and it goes for and it has stat track. it goes for $18. it's pretty good. it's actually better than factory new because it's like a suit. you know, it's better if you leave it in the fridge overnight. the gun? yeah. give it a little season. that's the first time hearing. little patina.
1:10:47 you guys know gavin's son is an f1 driver? is that true? i think it's true. yeah, yeah. what's his name? gray or something like that, right? yeah, it's like man if you had five billion dollars, that's what you're gonna do f1 driver? that's literally like the only way you can do that though. there's no like... there's kind of a big barrier to entry to this sport.
1:11:14 yo that monster is running away. that's not fair. yeah he's cowardly. he's coward man. what the heck? i think they're dead. guys get in there! get in there! oh no, no, no. this is nonsense. did it just kill them because they didn't kill the worm fast enough?
1:11:30 ascension battle one i don't know about that the dudes trying to res them with before
1:11:46 oh, no! your soul is pure though. your soul is pure. can we loot their bodies? give me their bones, man. i think that... oh, i don't think we were sending them because... oh my god. how do you pronounce that? are you sure that's how you pronounce it? the beast with three heads. oh wait, where are we? oh, you guys got full hp.
1:12:09 we have returned to the hub, i believe. unless... oh, is it letting us ascend with this group? oh, don't fall off the edge. that dude just... oh yeah, no, okay, i think we're still in there. this is just for winners. this art is phenomenal, man. ooh! from the team that brought you jotunn! mm hmm. and spiritfarer. i know dan's about to make a dragon slayer reference right now. what do you mean, don bluth, man? yeah, i'm ready. oh yeah, you gotta hold it till it finishes charging.
1:12:41 pause. i can't. oh, you got my special here as well. well, listen to the music, man. the cinema. man, hook me up, dog. oh, wait, wait, wait. can i look? here we go. oh, it's not going to work. all right. send that. who wants some of this? i think if you hit e on your escape, that should activate it. yes. yes. oh, this guy. oh, we got to kill him. yeah. i broke the armor. it's slowing down. co strike, co strike. ouch. oh, boy. nice work. nice one. nice.
1:13:23 there we go look at that oh, and they'll take me this is one of ten life for us certainly, but it is going good in life dude look at the coast like bonus damage though. yeah, no, that's the what that's where it's at that's what i'm talking about like as long as we keep that stack going we're feeling good how do you look at like the dow jones man? yes, sir? oh? hey big guy
1:14:05 oh, watch out for that. yep, there we go. oh, i'm missing one. i'm trust the mirror. whoa, slurp on this. look at that. look at the combo, man. stack me, brother.
1:14:36 oh! here i got my ult if anyone wants to stand on that one. yay! there we go. it blinds in an aoe so i guess i just wasted my life but that's fine. maybe some of the enemies will spawn there. he's chained up, he's chained up. oh hello. okay let's hit this. love it. let's hit this. on my brain. on here. there we go. oh yeah. got your bamboo.
1:15:03 let's go. let's go. co op time. oh my god. oh my god. stop running towards me, dan. he's locked. i'll heart me. oh yeah. get the little guy. there we go. he's gone. boy, these animations are terrific. shout out rt.
1:15:27 i do like that they cast it on a person so that they run towards their team and the rest of the team is like, get away from me. yeah, the co op mechanics are really well designed. i think they did a great job. 100x bonus. not come out. we're three away. oh, look at that. 100 stack. who put that thing there, man? who put that thing there? triple diggies. hit them on the activation. let's go. swing until you're numb. watch out. whoa.
1:16:01 oh he's cooked man, he's cooked. that's the stuff. 100. whoa! that'll do. i like how no one's slurping the shards man, they're just swinging. it's not affordable. stack! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me! stack on me!
1:16:39 we can hit this one too actually i'm not losing my combo what are these blue crystals are those helping them someone combo me up here i'm solo you got a stack on zen tephra. oh, we got it coming coming coming. oh, you got it. nice oh, give me out of there off get off me get off me. there we go. oh, we're cooking with energy oh my god, what the hell?
1:17:17 whoa, whoa, oh now we're talking. oh final fantasy 14 mode with these zones man what the heck? oh you don't want to hit me with that one? thank you. all right. we're good. we're good. that worked. yeah, i got zones. i got zones. oh one last wave. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah frozen hate casting. oh, oh
1:18:02 oh, let's go. let's go. we get to give out keys now, right? is that how that works? i'll say it. it was easy. we crushed it. no, no, no. keep it a double, dan. you know what i'm saying? keep her a double? don't give out the keys? i can't leave the beyond. i gotta open his chest first, man. gotta get our goodies, man. oh, my shards. yes, sir. don't forget to pick up your new halos. yeah.
1:18:33 alright! easy, bro. oh, the stats screen, the most important screen of all. top five, please? please, please show them at the bottom. i'm getting most ress at a minimum. i think that's good. i've been chatting. fourth! yay! that's pretty good. show stats. that's pretty good. where's the... i think it was like 10th? something like that?
1:19:05 yeah, me and you came in the middle there. oh, i see. sammy the dj. holy cow. ryan is four. i was doing some crazy work. that's the power of playing this tutorial. what was your biggest hit, though? 315. i had zero critical damage. how many did you kill, ryan? 183. wow. i took 206. oh.
1:19:34 the avenator with the 351. might be including your own deaths. alright. what a savage. zero revives and saves? what do they do with zero revives and saves? that's not me. oh, i killed 188. aw, you got me by five. 7 check. sub 100 kills feeling pretty weak right now. ooh. oh, and one new emote, a purgatorio key, two paragons, 161 eternal shards. oh! some perks for dante?
1:20:12 gg, let's go spend our goodies. let's go kit up. yeah, the combo, i mean, i started doing crazy damage on the boss fight because of like the plus 200% damage due to the combo. i love mechanics, i love meta progression, i love turning in resources to make my character permanently stronger. i want to make my character sexy. damage for five minutes. that is interesting. you know what though?
1:20:50 i think i like this really more. i like getting the randoms. i only have one? yeah, do that. i only have one? yeah, i only got one from that as well. yo, cool halos though. and a new emote war hug eating a piece of pizza. isn't that special? let's go. put that one right there. i want a cool staff. oh, i can. i think i need the scales of justice on my guy. we got cool cards now?
1:21:29 i got a... i got a sigil behind my head. our battle against lucifer shook the eternal gates to their very foundation. yep, he's right, you know. thanks to it, you can now step into purgatorio. oh, the dogs look so sad! the dogs look so sad! don't forget to claim your feats, friends. this universe has no pepperoni. where do you do that at, dante? that's where i am right now at the atretia leap.
1:22:01 oh, plus 10 max health for me. could be big bro. wait, no, we're actually kitted now. my god. plus 20 max health? so i mean, we're gonna go right to purgatorialize soon. of course. we're gonna be some serious gamers. if you turn in all your feeds, you might get a second perk slot enabling you to equip an additional perk if you have to.
1:22:34 oh snap. equip a weapon by interacting with its shrine in the dark woods. oh i can do that! i can do that right now! i think i unlocked my staff. yeah you can unlock the other weapons using the the purple crystals that drop. then do that and then claim that and then i get a perk slot! oh wait no i'm still ten away. can we switch dudes? you can switch weapons for sure. which is kind of like switching dudes.
1:23:06 i wonder if we can switch class. i just want to like sample, you know? yeah. level three rewards. oh my goodness. oh dude. cause then as we upgrade this, we get another feat unlocked. my chance of finding a rarer epic relics has now been increased to 30%. sorry. i did try to cross those. i don't want to make anybody feel bad, but that's pretty good. ooh. oh yeah.
1:23:35 oh, like a butterfly. i like this one too. you guys couldn't have let me open one more bone chest so i could have gotten 10 more feed points. you can open one more bone chest. i gotta go to purgatorio to do it. i look like a butterfly. by the way, while we interface with the meta progression here and get ready for our next one, this is 33 immortals. thunder lotus, thank you for the sponsorship. we've all been sponsored to play. it came out this morning in 1.0.
1:24:07 33 player, arpg, roguelike style instances and huge mmo inspired boss battles. a lot of fun so far. you see the stats screen at the end so you can make fun of your friends who came in last and thanks again.
1:24:23 thank you, thank you. yes, thank you, thank you. nice ad read. it is fun. i'm surprised, i mean, i shouldn't say surprised. it works very, very well for 33 players in one instance. well, not like the ambition of it, right? no, yeah. it's valid to be like this. it's shocking to be able to do it so well, but they do a great job.
1:24:39 it just works. the art is so freaking good, man. i've loved like, yotun was always like a marvel to me and just like the opening 15 minutes of that game is stunning. i still remember it like it's burned into my brain, the art. i want to see you guys. are you guys dripped up? i'm up in the gate. i'm not as dripped as you are. we're going to purgatorio.
1:25:10 i think so. guys, i bet. let's do it. you think if you it's like tarkov, if you burn your key on purgatorio and die, you have to earn another one on inferno to get back to purgatorio? oh, i think it means we go to real purgatorio if we die. so we better be careful. could be worse. could be worse. rose got a helmet like a damn ocarina. you see that? oh, yeah. oh, yeah. the onion head. he's hitting the doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
1:25:44 my sister gave me that as a cute little gift oh eyeballs! eyeballs on the ground? oh wait, dan is this your dog? dan got a dog! yeah i got a dog i need a dog oh look at these enemies they teleport to you it sucks did you find like a collar or something on the mission? whoa i'm not touching that one, not touching that one so this is our mad dash for exp? yes okay
1:26:24 we should, uh, stick together. gimme that! gimme that! gimme that too. alright, are we sticking together on this run? yeah. let's see if we can actually get into the same instance this time. yeah, it is tough. we got a minute and fifteen until the chamber's open. a minute fifteen?! yeah, a lot shorter on this one apparently. holy! i'd like to at least get one level. yeah. rockin' the, uh, crossbow this time. cool. crossbowler. oh! oh, you just got smashed. what is that thing?
1:27:04 legs, bunch of legs. ooh, that's cool. he's also only now 22 immortals, right? yeah, we got less teammates this time around here. less teammates can be disappointed. there you go. bones, bones, bones. y'all are all about the damage on the first upgrade, i assume. i didn't take anything but damage last time. what did you say, ryan? sorry? i didn't take anything but damage last time. i just, i mainlined the damage all the way. just felt different?
1:27:41 uh, well, you know, they say that it's a support class and i think the best way to support is to do a lot of damage. he's not wrong. offensive is defensive. i, you know, it works in every game. and for comedians. and for comedians, exactly. so i always say the more offensive, the better. oh, it's happening. it's happening. that's what's nice about him is he only uses dirty humor. that's what i appreciate about that comedian. i've gone blue. i'm gonna go get my stats.
1:28:16 oh same, same, same. keep me dead. alright so we've got a chamber to the south that's getting filled in right now. if we go to the west, the far west, we could probably get into that chamber. yeah, so that we can get into it together. wow, wow, west. wow, wow, west. got us behind looking damn good too. man, you guys are a lot of tankier. yeah, let's just go make the trek here.
1:28:51 we probably want to try to get a couple more teammates over here with us as well. but i bet we can start it off on our own. just to say we got streamers in our group. everybody loves streamers. yeah, they're the most loved class of people. open mic encounters strike every two seconds. hey, your mic is really good. no, no, no. spin trucks, come with us.
1:29:25 i did see a clip of you ryan when you were playing counter strike go. i had a lot to catch up on it and the guy recognized you. and you played it off perfect. i've only ever seen one other person get recognized like that in a clip. so what did i do? a fire is coming. it was the 1993, 1994. but you played it off really well. it was good. you knew the guy didn't believe it but he wanted to believe it.
1:29:55 did he come and chat after? not that i could tell. honestly, everybody's been pretty cool though. everybody that recognized us at least. in counter strike and large, there's been a lot of really uncool people. that's shrek's. cooking, we're cooking. here, i'm going to try to get some combo strikes with you. i guess that's true. we should be attacking the same. yeah, we should be trying to coordinate a little bit. but it's easier said than done, of course. yeah, let's work with them. this is madness in here, man. geez.
1:30:33 i'm doing the classic thing i do in basically every game i play where i'm trying to distribute the damage to everyone. yeah, exactly. and these guys have like the boss mechanic of, uh, like they target you. so then you dash into your teammate and get your teammate hit. someone touch my orbs. orb touch. oh, yep. touch them. you're not charging them. you're not using them. your thing is not charged. you guys missed them. no, it's not charging, man.
1:31:10 oh boy, i'm getting melted in here. oh my goodness. trying to get numbers. check out the weak ones. i rescued somebody. there we go. there it is. hang in there. touch him! touch him! i'm touching him! there you go! where left the party? there we go, there we go. rage quit. oh no! did you quit? no, not me! you're not in the party anymore. oh, i'm fighting.
1:31:58 i mean i see kate, i see everyone. you're there but you're like... were you mashing? yeah. he's still in the instance at least. he is, he is. i see him. but it means if you die it won't automatically rez you if i hit rez party so be careful. the pig fella has spawned by the way. sorry i don't die, i'm built different. i agree.
1:32:26 he is built different. there's no other dang g's link there's no other goal. there's a there's no other cape, but there is someone with a big sword. watch it. there we go. it's a big fella nice it's time to co op strike. oh, i did not can you res me? i'm on the i'm a white orb. i'm captured i'll die in 30 seconds. oh, yeah get you i think
1:33:00 oh wait, no i've been uncaptured. they're resuming. that's good. thank you for saying nl, you were out of the circle. i really appreciate that. i felt like i was out of the circle. out of there. yep, yep, yep. there we go. touch him. huge blindness. once that armor breaks, it's over for him. touch him. touch him! yep, you got it. nice. oh man, that burn. broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke.
1:33:46 bigger range. and now we can build that crazy post strike damage with the light attacks. yes, sir. i'll get caught. can i... i wonder if i can rejoin the party. oh, i can't right now. that's all right. we'll just stick around. yeah, easy. just don't die. oh, i don't have a key. oh, i also don't have a key. yeah, i forgot to get one. i do think for the next one, we should like level up first. that was really hard. yeah. what do you mean i leveled up?
1:34:19 i mean like actually go to like farm one level of xp and then go to the thing. you know there dan? yeah, i'm just picking my relic queries. okay. all right. i'm good. thank you. we're just to the top left here. okay. thank you. yeah, i can't see you guys. thank you. thank you. oh, that's true. i don't remember get the healing orbs too. huge. oh, we got a level up orb if you guys haven't done that yet.
1:34:59 you guys see when there's like a yellow eye over an enemy? what do you think that means? i think it means they're either blinded or slowed. okay, let's see we got a point of interest over here but then we need to clear another.
1:35:15 so, but yeah, i think you're right. i think we should try to level up a little bit before we go into the next one. is there like a timer, like if we don't kill the elites in a certain amount of time? i don't see one. i think that after a certain amount of time, the wrath of god thing will trigger again. that's like the giant orange orbs from the sky killing you. i see. so maybe that's our time crunch.
1:35:38 i don't know what this... oh, i can use my bones to reduce the hp penalty from when i respawned. i see. oh, there you go. that's nice. oh my goodness. i got balls. you got a lot of balls over there. trying to get in. there we go. nice. we got big fellas coming down south too. oh, you know what? check it out. oh, we got a named opponent here. segwardo anomolo.
1:36:17 there's a large fella here. there's a large boy. how do i bring my shield back up? oh, he is tanky. large fella right here. oh, big boy. he orbs though. he is not taking damage, man. wowee! holy. watch out. no, not again. i don't think i could fight him. i think i'm gonna... i don't know if we can kill him. he's... yeah, i think he's too tanky. very, very tanky. yeah, alright. just leave, i guess.
1:36:59 we're heading east. yeah, we'll stick with this plasma guy. there's a there's one here on your right. there's a chest. oh, yeah. yeah, dude, there's everywhere. there's a lot happening here. oh, i've been killed again. my rebellion has failed guys. oh, he's gotten abducted by the elite. no, no, i think not the elite. i bailed on him. you gotta go to a shrine and resurrect me. all right. i think there's one nearby, right? i think so.
1:37:31 should we get out of here? there's way too many dudes. yeah, there's a lot here, man. we should probably... i think there's a chest here that we could maybe try to snag. oh, it's attached to this beast. yeah, that's not gonna work. are you heading north? yeah, i'm coming with y'all. if you guys see a shrine with a star on it, you can bring me back to life. i'm looking for it right now. this is a lot of enemies, man. my god. there is an instance up here. oh, i see it. it's on the top right. yay! little bit of luck.
1:38:12 i'll get there cheese there when i get there bone temple. oh boy. oh, there it is hey nice. oh there. can you give them? why don't you have three bones? oh, yeah oh, they're pretty good. yeah, it's like that. we zoom there respawn thank you man these enemies are tough. ah, geez. chad. i need your help. oh
1:38:56 why do i always have blue meter under me even when i use my right click? i feel like i'm leaving damage on the table. there we go. it's there. if anything, i should know but. i thought you did the tutorial. i did do but then i changed my weapons. i'm not a new weapon. so i blame it on myself to be honest. every little healing orb is clutch.
1:39:39 and how do we know how many instances we have to do before the... if you hold the tab and then top left it says three out of eight on the internet. oh my god, we've done three of eight. so close to leveling up. yeah, that would be very good. but if we can get a little more damage, maybe we can handle the instance better. after this wave, i'll definitely be able to level. yeah, me too. you gotta be right by the healing orbs, dude. that's crazy. yikes! secret chambers? we can't handle the normal chambers. what are we doing in a secret chamber?
1:40:17 they'll be secretly easier. yeah, i like that. i like that line of thinking at least. oh, i have to... i get it now. i hit them with my light attack. they become blindable and then the right click can use a little meter. oh. maybe. ain't a rune good. yeah, we got a shrine nearby here somewhere. there it is.
1:40:47 yes, oh i fill up their little their debuff meter and then i can use something blind that makes perfect sense dude, we're so back. you know, let's head for the bottom left instance maybe the nearest one i can't find any others yeah, we should probably get these jars and stuff too i needed so i can get back to full hp
1:41:20 oh, alright. watch out. daniel, move! i had a menu up. yeah, i saw that. oh my goodness, dude. that is crazy. here we go. new penitent's chambers, y'all. let's go. wake up, honey. new penitent's chambers just dropped. what's hayley kokoa up to now? is she still at?
1:41:55 ah, she was in that one, probably your mom's favorite show, flight attendant. lady just trying to have a damn normal day at work. people can't mind their own business. all of a sudden she's in charge of an international conspiracy or something like that. haley. oh, there's an instance to the bottom right actually that's not too far off of us. who do you think is the most famous haley? joe osmond? joe osmond, without a doubt, yeah.
1:42:26 i mean if it's the one that instantly pops into your head when you think of it, yeah that's probably it. dude said halley's comet. that's pretty good. it's a pretty big one. i mean how famous was halley joel osment in 1602? probably not very famous. you don't know that. guys i'm breaking all the armors so just do the damage. do the damage. i think i'm getting the hang of this game. just built this and figured it out. i'm staying alive that feels nice. circled and square. yeah.
1:43:07 circle then square they can't touch us on bergeron figuring out how to host hollywood squares he still do dancing with the stars or she retired i don't know honestly, i mean last i saw them was beautiful afv guys guys guys come here come here come here. yeah. oh, that's just that's just stealing money. no, we gotta take him out. oh
1:43:33 everything of america's funniest home videos is they're just watching clips original reaction. yeah. yeah same thing with the other dude on mtv. he's just clip watching sadly ridiculousness has been cancelled after really after eight years and 38 seasons they ran out of clips man, they ran there's no funny clips to watch anymore is the problem gone
1:44:06 yeah, let's get the mobs and then we can start crits or co striking the big guy. i prefer to call them ads. fair? yeah, fair. you don't mind? yes. my guild leader prefers... took the biggest damage. like a dingdong. i have my co op attack. blind, blind, blind. he still tagged me despite his blind.
1:44:42 too many eyes i guess. someone orb me, someone orb me. got you, got you. one more orb. orb up here. ryan! i'm not close to you! you gotta get oh he's in the thing now. yeah it's in the poison. the grave of the zones. gotta wait on it. he's out here playing hero ball. oh no it's out again. alright now we can do it. orb me.
1:45:09 you gotta go fast! you gotta go fast! you guys gotta be quick. i'm in. okay, ready on that one? here we go. nice. there it is! what did it do? oh, we got bubbles! i think it was a shield, yeah. oh, it actually is really good. yeah, it's pretty good. i could use a shield. nice. oh, hello. there we go. that strike's getting up there. that shield just saved me, actually.
1:45:40 oh jeez. what do you guys think our nine other immortals are up to right now? being very mortal. i think they're doing instances actually, so i think they are helping. we're just trying to get more prepared for those. in fact, they might be the only ones actually doing the right stuff right now. i booked the armor, you can do it! drunken people. stack em. players are mended and fully healed. great job guys, great job!
1:46:06 i'm dead. i went for broke. oh, i'll get you. i'll get you. hold on. you got to kill this guy. yeah. yeah. yeah. okay. got it. yeah. focus fire. no strike time. i can resurrect your thing. just come to me. thanks, kid. be dead, man. let's go. thank you. thank you. thank you. oh, and a relic. oh, oh, oh, light attacks can also spawn healing orbs. yummy, yummy, yummy.
1:46:43 how do i get rid of the soul penalty? so i have full health again. you gotta get a bone altar and then buy the first option at the bone altar. alright, let's go get an instance here. yeah, maybe the bottom right one. can i... i need to hit an alt t real quick. oh, bone tried first. yeah, let's do bone tried first. but you don't mind. i'm not sure where one is. yeah, i didn't see anywhere near it. maybe it doesn't show up on the map? i don't know. wait, we got a random...
1:47:21 yes. oh, hey nice. it's plasma again. oh god. shoot. where is one of those altars? oh, i got you. i got you brothers. i still got you. i don't know. i got you. these guys are all so weak. i got you. i got you. i got you. whoa. there we go. geez, i'm gonna die. not today. not today.
1:48:02 alright, we got a level up shrine here if you guys got that. oh, if i can kill like two more and like this pod and i level. oh my god. oh, bone shrine, bone shrine. here we go. oh, thank you. thank you. thank you. right there. okay. i gotta... can't be greedy. just wait. yeah. oh, we can heal each other with this as well. yeah, yeah, yeah. if we get close to the shrine. nice. ayyyy, what the... okay. nice. i'm gonna heal. huge. so how do i... oh, i have to do the top one?
1:48:39 that, okay, so actually i think ryan might have been mistaken. i think the shrine we're looking for is the, i think it's the one that respawns your party. oh, bottom left. nice. my man y'all. actually, i thought it was the bone shrine too. so i pinned that on you. it does cost barely. oh, this is it? it costs 50 bones. i think that's the one, yeah. there you go. ah, thank you, thank you.
1:49:15 alright, we should get into the instance. alright, what do you think the kill? what do you think the killers meant when they say rest your bones on my bones? it's only natural. i mean, it's only natural. you know the song with bones i don't think i know a killer song that came out after like 2008 to be honest with you. really? yeah, uh, the pechi mode type i pass what do you mean the pechi mode? does joe have anything to do with this? sure to me. all right, we get plasma down here we handle this instance easy, dude
1:49:58 think this is what we take care of the riffraff. well the avengers do the actual like hero stuff. well, yeah the real heroes all right, let's hit let's hit it it's right here. oh huge huge. hey brother romeo. oh, we got another deal here as well if you guys want it. there we go nice, let's do it. good night. i'm here. oh my god. i got it. come get this shield. oh
1:50:27 i'm not loaded yet. i'm not loaded yet. here we go. blind blind blind. sigil down sigil down. oh shit. thank you. stand on my orb just to your left. yep, that's what i do. or me or you. do we stay in the bubble? yeah, it's aoe damage to them. okay. ao this e. oh, i have been underutilizing my character. oh no. oh my goodness. i think i'm starting to get it.
1:51:11 oh that's crazy, wow i should be doing that more need help on the bottom left confirming you need help on the bottom left coming down coming down coming down i got you this one's dead guessing the onions we gotta go first maybe the onion! oh my god oh my god there's so much happening! oh get out of there onion lad on the east side i feel like this one's going way better than the last one i agree oh gosh
1:52:05 just a little stretch. so many enemies. my god. i'm coming to clear this. i think eyeball gotta go first. i think eyeball sucks the most. is the eyeball the one that's doing the ranged attack? yeah, yeah, yeah. i played video games with you. oh, i've been killed! no! where are you? where are you? uh, i have to wait for a shrine. oh! good luck, y'all. nah. oh my god.
1:52:47 trying to stay with the squad here there's a big i saw tick tock earlier today there was a katy perry looking at justin trudeau and the caption was you know what she meant when she looked at him like this i didn't know what she meant. what do you think that meant? we got a gig. yeah ryan you're dead. you can i think we i think we all in the call know what they think that she meant. i
1:53:21 well they were just on the red carpet and she looked at them. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh jeez. there's so much. big bounces. lot of slop on the screen. but a good kind of slop. alright, should we go for the big fire guy? or the floating man thing? the isle of man flag? okay, jump four times.
1:53:48 okay. nope, nope, nope. okay, okay. that thing is very slow. he's gone. where'd he go? what? did he get stunned? oh, it's up here. oh, it's a classic ornstein and smough technique. oh. wait, did you say smough? i'm a smough truther. what happens to the g in smough? i thought you were gonna say it's like smough.
1:54:23 no, it ends in a g. it ends in an h. smog. smog. oh, jeez. okay, that hit me. i got my ability down here. sure, i think it is kinda a b roll. what the heck is happening? what the heck is happening? what the heck is happening? in the isle of man. why am i dying? we almost have an armor break on the other one. holy... no! no, i'm dead?
1:55:02 by which guy tuck man
1:55:28 damage, damage, damage. yes. you guys are taking him apart. huge sigil, my me, may i say, may i say. devastating to miss out on the relics though. holy cow. and also the last eight minutes of the fight. 420 dongzilla 420 made it though.
1:55:58 i love 420 donzilla 420. why do you have name like that? dan, dan. when we come back from the vacation, i wanna play a lot more co op with you, dan. let's do it. you don't gotta twist my arm.
1:56:19 oh yeah, where are you? alright everybody, record it, ship it. it's now, i have video evidence. he cannot ignore me. he cannot ignore my game anymore. hey! i don't ignore you, i've been shooting a reality tv show for 30 days and he's come back! what do you want me to do? we gotta find a shrine. we gotta find a shrine and resurrect it. okay. what direction? just tell me north. i'm trying to find... oh, i think it's right here. oh, it's literally above us. i got it. north. you got it? oh, thank you. yeah. welcome back, king. if you have the bones, you can clear your...
1:56:50 bar stuff as well. oh, i don't... i have four bones. so i'm actually boneless, i'm afraid. there's a named boss on the field, on the north. let's go. everyone move north. i can't, i gotta farm up some xp. i'm one away from level. kate, hi ryan! hello, how are you?
1:57:22 good how are you guys? pretty good. they're going on vacation for a while. ooh fun. i actually haven't told my chat that yet, but that's fine. sorry. i thought kate tweeted. i did, i did.
1:57:37 also, chelsea, this is bear. i've been working with bear for like a month. he has a radio voice. i've heard a lot about you. oh, hi. hello. yeah. nice to vocally meet you. yeah. yeah. all right. have fun, guys. thanks. thank you. bye.
1:57:59 i really like being tossed on at the end there and bear. no, no, no. watch the tapes. i said on the front end, i said bear. you abducted me. chad, don't type and bear. look, i said bear first. sorry. here. down here. down here. wait, ryan. oh, you got me. nice. kate tweeted it. i thought on twitter.
1:58:29 i'm not, no no no, she mentioned it earlier in the call too. this thing is tough man. no no no, it's sora's broken. we just need to kill it. oh my god i died again. oh what the i died too? i don't know why i got killed by i'm close to a red shrine. i am watching ryan. farming shall prevail.
1:58:54 it seems like these two are not fighting the named boss that we were fighting. i literally ate the guy that i stuttered in the college and i gotta kill two more enemies so i can level up! he didn't say that. i think the, uh, probably it's almost dead. up there? yeah, it's almost dead, so like one tap. yay, it's dead! free stop! let's go meet up with them, dan. i think they're up to the right here. where's the loot? up here, brother, but i don't know if you get to have it because you didn't fight with us.
1:59:29 i resurrected two people that died on the fight. that should be worth something. oh, guys! there's a chest right here. north? north, yeah. right here. hey, did you see 2pox in that new game? how is he getting paid for it? he probably signed the deal in 1993. how is he getting paid for it? he's in the game. i imagine the shakur estate is being compensated. exposure, maybe? could be big for 2pox to be in the new game. that's true, that's true.
2:00:02 what does my empathy do? makes you feel for other people? in this game, in this game. these guys got no chance. i'm actually feeling considerably stronger now. i think we could probably handle one of these instances. we need to do two more to get the unlock here. so we could head down to the south. you guys want to teleport on that guy that's on that very south door? yes. let's do it.
2:00:35 oh my god. wait, hold on. what's going on? oh, it's our old friend from before. we're teleporting down to the south, kate. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm here. alright, let's do it. i've gotta heal. you're going in? i'm in. i'm in. i'm going in. or in? yes, hello. i'm in. here we go. here we go. find out we're made of stay together!
2:01:15 as soon as you said that we split up. yeah, 100% here, i'll close you in on baron dan. oh yeah, actually do damage now. that feels good. oh yeah, a bubble man. i just got lit up. damage, massive damage! yeah! now we're talking. yikes. a lot of ways to get hit though. yeah, i'm in trouble here. if you see any green orbs, leave them on the ground. yeah.
2:01:59 guys i have a great sigil. sigil? sigil? coming coming. oh it's all the way over there. they're all coming to me. sigil? sigil down? huge. mine's down too. oh. there's one more person on my sigil. i need one more person on my sigil. i'm coming i'm coming. no you piece. okay. two more people on the sigil here. coming. getting that guy and then here we go.
2:02:36 mine i've been killed i've been killed right again two people on the central and i saw the central somebody left i'm i'm just trying to isolate if we can isolate the way protein we got a shot. oh
2:03:04 easier said than done, unfortunately. oh, sigil me. yeah, hit it, hit it, hit it. right there, right there. nice. oh man, i got two hit points. oh, that's not hitting damage. oh, reduced the time to resurrect. oh my god. it's like full of power to power. peace. holy. give me the blue. you're doing a lot of damage though. there's a system, there's a system. feels way better.
2:04:08 i'll be so impressed if it's just wait how many i can only watch bear yeah, he's the only part there's still only four left okay, oh there then keep plasma. i think there's 11. oh no exit still in the lobby. no, but in this i think next time before we do the first instance you climb up a couple
2:04:47 absolutely, i like we were behind the power from the start onwards. yep you know kind of doing this you guys are kind of doing it for sure. you just gotta kill that fish and then the eyeball yep, we are we going fish first bear. yeah fish yeah
2:05:33 wait, what was that? holy cow. so my guy, the crossbow thing, you see that gray bar underneath on the bottom of my thing? oh yeah. i have a barrage around ready to go. nice. good job guys. hey, not bad. holy cow, that guy is so bright. both of them. look at them. they're glowing.
2:06:04 sure, i think if we have to do one more instance, i think you guys should just do it while i farm like it's like i keep going the instance and then just run not getting the reward and then staying permanently like behind the yeah yeah, i feel you. oh we unlocked ascension yeah, yeah, oh fun, yeah, that's cool
2:06:39 alright, let's see if we can res these guys. where is a shrine? i'm tarnished right now. yeah, i gotta get to a shrine too. there's one to the top right, i believe, if we go up this way. also, exclamation point 33 in chat. this is a lot of fun. oh, thank you daniel. oh no, oh no, what's happening? why? oh, well, i guess we're running to this. oh god. ah!
2:07:17 oh, is it the final hour? it might res before the final, i don't know. maybe. they did get some kind of item. dan, it's literally just me and you. i'm so screwed. never over. give me a little green. just a little orb. a little bit of orb for us. they're in the other one. they're fighting the other extension battle. we gotta get the real gamers in this lobby.
2:08:02 oh boy luckily killing these enemies surely isn't timed right yeah thankfully we don't have that to worry about oh wait oh no crashing it down holy cow it can't be killed
2:08:35 it's like you guys are doing so little damage unfortunately. yeah. is this a session battle watch? that's day one the other one so if they can make it over here maybe we have a chance. they can teleport if they can right now. yeah they can teleport. imagine. they're coming! 420,000 viewers! avengers! avengers! assemble! they're gonna bail us out dude. oh my god things are melting. things are melting. that's so clutch that's crazy.
2:09:12 that is right about it's not over until it's over. never over. he's so right. he has never been so right. oh my god. he's gotta keep fighting. this game. i just saw dong zilla flash across the screen, man. saved by dong zilla, dude.
2:09:52 my god like 500. oh shit. i did well down you give him the green i do feel like snoop playing sos right now. yeah, give me a lot of healing orbs now. it's nice i'm gonna go for the big onion head, but rose on shield is not broken that's what i'm trying to do get that thing broken. oh no any old teeth
2:10:40 wow, man, that was really close though. i think now that we know the flow it's a little easier. yeah, that was a big learning experience. it sucks to miss like four awesome treasure chests. look at that, the three of us right there though, right next to each other.
2:11:11 love it. but i'm number uno. that is true. but where's dan? guys, i don't see dan. i was on the far left. i was on the far left. i don't see dan on my screen, guys. let's launch this up. we gotta get... we can send another one easily. yeah, we gotta get dan back in the party too. oh yeah. i'm gonna have to remake. i think we probably have to go back to inferno. i agree. no, i mean like... oh wait, just like 5 force, right? yeah, right, right, right, right.
2:11:49 i want that halo. that pretty one. uh, dan, can you rejoin now? uh, yeah, let me try. careful with the code. yeah, no. oh, i don't think i actually ever put my yeah, i never put my second relic in there. a player has joined a party. that's silly. i'm gonna have a cat. i'm gonna have a cat. but we can go back to purgatory. i got a cat. interesting. meow. i want a cat. you know what i'm saying?
2:12:31 i want a dog actually. alright, i'm back. hang on, i got a perk for dante. i got a she bee mode. what is a lisido monster? yaw, level 3! mm hmm. claiming them feets. i didn't know you were a feet guy, bear. i tend to be. when it benefits me, i'm a feet guy. you guys know what you do with your yellow triangles?
2:13:20 the paragons. i think those aren't dante, are they? i don't know. compendium andy? beatrice andy? oh, cool. we may never know. they upgrade perks and weapons. oh, okay. oh, probably it's a high grade upgrade material. yeah, maybe. yeah, i see. i see. i see. i'm ready.
2:14:11 i have never met cat ready. weirdly perfect lining up, isn't that? it's cool. all right, i'm ready. we're going to inferno. no, we should go to purgatory. but let's let's farm up to like two or three levels before we do any of the instances. yeah, yeah, yeah. i like the crossbows. i'm sticking with that. that was working for me. one you and i.
2:14:42 exclamation point 33 immortals in chat y'all big thanks to the thunder loves folks for sponsoring our look at the game today it's a lot of fun. thank you very much. you're having a great time. all right, let's get farming. yeah you got to take orbs man healing orbs. you got to take them. whoo. oh, yeah now we're gonna know now it's a joke
2:15:21 wait, what the heck? what's going on? what's up? what are you dealing with? my screen is freaking out. there's like a huge lag. oh, it might just be like beginning of the instance issues or something. it keeps happening, but okay. jesus christ. hey, peculiar. get off the starbucks wi fi. you got to plug in. you got to go land. oh my gosh.
2:15:54 you guys use public wi fi ever? i mean, it's kind of deprecated now that data is like kind of everywhere or at least it's like a little cheaper. back in the day when canadian data plans were like you get 500 megs a month for 100 bucks, i would use some public wi fi for sure. i can't wait until we're all on the chipotle plan and spinning a wheel to determine how much data we get every week.
2:16:21 do they steal your data though if you're on public wi fi? they sniff your packets? yeah, yeah, you shouldn't do like online banking or anything like that for sure. but like how can they even get past the encryption? i mean, do you think anyone here is qualified to answer that question? i just got it into a real question or? not at that point too, yeah. i mean you used to be a programmer. they didn't really teach us that.
2:16:50 what do they teach you how to make that was one of your classes in school, was how to i had public wifi. the packets. fish fish! big fish. huge. dude, we okay, we're sticking with the squad now and this is a difference maker for sure. yeah, absolutely. you gotta roll with the homies here. and that's a lot. look at all that slurp. maybe we oh, you know, i gotta level up at the shrine up here.
2:17:23 i also wonder, maybe, did we spawn in late on the last one? because like, the chamber's opened in... yeah, you know what? we might have joined one in progress and that certainly explains why we were feeling so behind the whole time. i'm gonna get a key out of this actually. smart, very smart. and then, oh there's a chest on the right i think, right? yeah, yeah someone pinged the chest over here. the question mark? yeah, where this guy is. look at that, it's a big chest too. dude, we are dealing damage now, this is so much better. oh my goodness.
2:18:02 felt like oh just if we go a direction just yell it out cuz i want to stick with the pack, you know, let's stick with the pack yeah, they're going to we're all going to what's the chambers are ready on these big fellas got enemies running away now man, look at this slurp. where's the chest? oh
2:18:50 i think there was one to the south, but i'm wanting to stick with this squad. they're just mowing through stuff right now. we're locked in man. we are dude, we're moving as a unit. in two minutes we can level up again. oh, it would be good to fight just a little bit again enough to buy two keys. why did you sound like a certain someone when you said that? a certain someone? two keys.
2:19:30 you said a little bit like a little bit bigly. oh, people have told me that i speak mandarin like trump as well. that's a strange comment. nìměn shì wǒ de pàngyò. edr. edr. okay, i do hear it. holy cow, look at all these babies.
2:20:01 i feel like we're away from the pack. yeah, the pack's southeast. yeah, a little distracted. they are all, they're all down there now. yeah, let's head to the south. i need the bones. here's the bones. alright, groups down here, groups down here. l2 if you need a... no, i would never teleport for something within walking distance. that's just a principal. there we are.
2:20:41 ooooh, chest hole! alright, 20 seconds to chamber, so maybe we can get another level up shrine here? there's a level up shrine and then i want to go hit the other bone shrine. yeah, yeah, yeah. because then i can buy a second key and get more loot. do i have three keys? oh wait, i have two keys, never mind. i'm on a route here. oh, i also have two keys, yeah. i only bought one, but i got two. okay, so we are open and... oh, watch out for the wrath of god. oh, the thing's happening.
2:21:13 oh boy. whoa. alright, we're chilling. new chambers. we got one right below us here. got a little separated. there we are. should we slide in? let's wait until... i'm coming, i'm coming. make sure we can all get inside. yeah, i think if k shows up, we can all get in there. alright, let's do it. i'm here. before anybody else shows up. huge. we're in boys, we're in boys. awesome. well done.
2:21:56 the master wizard is here. perfect. can't lose. actually kind of going belt to ash. oh, this is so much better. not getting immediately overwhelmed. apparently they can't get hit while they're in the air like that. that's good to know. no, stop it. oh, they defeated a unique elite. nice. i swear every time i try to load up, they jump it on my ass.
2:23:07 i wouldn't think these pathetic little fish crawling around on the ground would be that big of a problem either. they're cooking. they actually hit me more than anything. really? they're so slow. it's like i expect them to do like a huge red circle or something on the ground and they don't. no, they just chomp you, bro. yeah, they just go like... please step on the other side. there we go. guys, i'm dropping my sigil.
2:23:42 i'm here coming up. oh got it. got it. got back at it. there we go yeah here i got mine too, there we go anyone's like out of the aoe? oh, i got my signal coming up here there it is the last stop of that it cooked what go oh
2:24:29 oh yeah, this is a nice day dude. nice day. so much better. missiles. absolutely necessary. blast. the blast is like an aoe around you. healing orb. blasts do more damage.
2:24:55 all my stuff are common, not even rare. i got a heal for us here if you guys want to stay on the shrine. yeah, wait for me, wait for me. yeah, i got you dude. okay, thank you, thank you. there is this on the left as well. okay, let's head there. are you guys close to a level? do you think we can get one more before we go? oh yeah, i actually could level up now. i can level up right now. i'm like 85% of the way. let's kill the little guys here and then we can probably do it. oh, we got a chest here too actually.
2:25:33 tony if they went up about the open the chest there's the shrine there's the chest that's a lot of bones man oh and a relic man yes okay let's head left get a nice group of two going here now with all the all the players i can heal us again here too there's one more foil oh you know i'll be so nice to buy a key holding back are you i don't have enough to afford a key
2:26:15 a little group heal or a little personal key? well, the chest is never going to spontaneously open, but my teammates could stop taking damage. sorry, i'm saving my bones for a key too, brother. there we go. i'm doing crazy damage. and we're all starting to hit pretty hard now. i'll take that. and you, kate. ah, bitch. bastard. no armor for you.
2:26:58 we got something right here. that's a jar. fear me. fear me. uh oh. nice. we started with 33 immortals. it's kind of sad. it's 22. oh, it's 22. wow, my screen. we got a nice big wave here. the legs fuck is crazy.
2:27:46 the instance to our left now what the heck is going on here? this little worm dude that keeps popping up. he's adorable. oh, if i could just find him a bone shrine green shakes. oh my gosh dude, sammy is are we going in are we going in are we going in? yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. ready? let's do it. get in there. oh we lost in target
2:28:27 hold the fort down out there, brother. oh yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. i'm getting another level off this for sure. that stupid asshole there has one key though. cool. why do you need two? it drops two chests when you beat the instants. but one does not require a key. is that true? yeah, the left one doesn't have a key. ohhhh, genius. i just thought you were staying ahead of your prep. ah, zap me. i got my healing orbs again this time. i need my healing orbs back.
2:29:23 mm hmm, there we go. i'm figuring this thing out. these boxes are all aggroed off me. secret chamber down, nice. big boy. mm hmm. oh, i just jumped right into that fire, that was stupid. oh my gosh, i am doing massive damage. i always feel bad for the enemies. no, no, no! terrible. i'm in the sigil. you coming to that?
2:30:12 there we go. that'll work. nice. how are things on the outside, then? oh, we're cooking. they want to go to an instance, but i think they're being a little greedy. we don't have numbers. as long as you got six. i'm dropping my sigil here. i'm on my way. hold on. i'm even swarmed. the ground's like covered in poison or something. yeah. oh yeah. i can't even... that is not going away. sigil. uh, that's like covered in enemies. i'm coming down.
2:30:59 here there you go last of you guys know you can reroll your relics that i did not know. i think i did i just haven't been doing it cuz they've been giving me some good stuff. that's kind of sweet i don't think i can get in there. what are we sold so much? that's what the crossbows for baby. well, i'm range to alright big fella
2:31:37 i'm gonna put down my thing by then once the purple thing goes away here on the left side. let me get around real quick. oh my god. their armor is so strong man. here it is nice never mind their armor is so gone there we go, yeah gorgeous and get out there then yeah, everything's good in some pogs missile
2:32:19 are you guys still in there? nah, we just roasted them. they're coming out in like one sec. well, maybe like two seconds. i'm dead! i'm dead! what the fuck?! they come back, yeah. watch out, they have weird patterns. oh, wait, resume while i'm in here? oh my god, my hp is all gone! aren't we gonna want to relic i took? here, i'm gonna heal. i'll wait for us. we can use it together. oh, i gotta go to the level up shrine. alright, i'm ready to heal.
2:33:00 where's dan? okay, i think we're all back. that's all good. i'm fine, i'm fine. let's go to the instance on the top left since it looks like they've got the other one covered already. are you in that instance, dan? no, no, i'm coming near way. left. i'm going hard left. nice.
2:33:40 oh, if i just had 50 bones. i only have 80 bones. oh, chest up here. chest on me. coming to you. sammy, sammy, stand on this thing. sammy, sammy, stand on this thing. yay! 50 heals! every little tiny healing orb helps. if i just had one more bone.
2:34:24 chamber time? looks like we've got a big team for this. oh, alright. me and you. good luck guys. oh, dan and i! yeah, good luck. we got this, kate. let's go, dan. don't worry about us. we'll just do our humble farming. we got sammy on our side, man. we're gonna do just fine out here. we do get a healing shrine outside this if you guys need it afterward too. oh, if i could just pick up one bone, i could get my hp back. dude, sammy's damage is pretty wild.
2:35:05 let's see, we got a shrine up here in a chest in the north end. holy cow! we actually are dominating them. holy cow, man. we're doing pretty good too. yeah, we're cooking. i'm sticking with these guys, man. a lot of balls. a lot of balls. you piece. oh, we gotta get your hp bar cleared out again, right? yeah, i just need one bone. one bone and a shrine. i need them. i'm out on the joolah archway now.
2:36:01 he didn't hit nothing. he killed him too quick, man. shit. oh, there we go. oh yeah, i see an urn. there's the bones. if i could just find... holy shit. oh, big boys, big boys. kate, hard right is big boys. watch it. oh gosh. okay, it jumps four times. oh, they're two, two, two. i'm bringing down my sigil.
2:36:53 it's gonna be huge. it's gonna be huge. is that purple thing yours? yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. no, not that purple. not that purple. not that purple. okay, okay. i'd like to purge my curse. i'd like to purge my curse and return to full hp. love that. well, i need to find the shrine first, but... when it's on site. nope. seen any shrines?
2:37:39 i'm not a shrine whoa! eyeball guy's almost dead. uh, well let's maybe head back over to them. he's cooked. get him out of here. we just need the angel. oh, hello! they hate me. can't get in there. i'm back to you, ryan. oh, don't follow me. i'm just kiting enemies around looking for points of interest. okay, i'm going back to the instance. oh, there's a shrine over here. i'm coming to you. are we? yeah, it's right next to me.
2:38:29 oh no, that's a level up shrine. crap. sorry. no sweat, no sweat. oh, the shield is going down. there's a big chest here. shield is out, shield is out. nice. go, go, go. i need to go straight down to get to the shrine. dang. you guys made it? i've headed so many enemies. almost. y'all did it? almost dead. we got you, dave. yes, yes. yeah! good job. nicely done. let's go. two more. i think there might have been yet. we need one more after that.
2:39:14 oh no, did that go and count toward it? i don't believe so. okay. we gotta go all the way to the south, i think. i'm the worst player in the world! i'm here with you guys outside the instance and ready to heal. oh my god. oh, thank you. huge. i believe there is a level up shrine to the left if you guys can use it.
2:40:09 yeah, right here. just a hair away. okay, i think i actually found the shrine this time. oh, i already got it. oh, sick. okay. yeah, there's one here. i just found it on the map. now i'm boneless again. 5% shield for all players. wow. let's regroup.
2:40:46 we're kind of spread. well, we have one more instance on the bottom right of the map that we got to clear. it's the last one. bottom right, you said? bottom right, yeah. i am making so many balls right now. alright, i'm heading bottom right. i'm going to teleport to ryan, actually. you're not doing the instance? no, i'm going to teleport. oh, wait. is this... i think this is... oh, it's closed. oh, no, yeah, it's closed. yeah, i think i'm going to get this one. ooh, we missed out.
2:41:24 let's run to ryan, i won't be lazy. there's a chest here from an elite we're about to get. oh, sweet. new emote. he's right down here. my missiles are so pretty, too. alright, we're bringing 300 enemies with us. that's actually huge. here we go, big boy. this does like four attacks, so just yeah. big boy, spongebob, pants on fire. big boy, spongebob, pants on fire.
2:42:08 so many bones. so many bones. so many bones. oh, it looks like they're already doing the other instance. that's a bunch of rats, man. great news. maxed out the attack. let's go. oh, did i miss a relic? i did miss a relic. full hp. your shattered soul is mended, by the way. honestly, that's how i feel when i have booster juice. that's not sponsored. what's booster juice? it's a little jamba coded, i guess.
2:42:46 i still don't know what that means. a little smoothie king coded. okay, i got you, got you, got you. faunter? i'm all alone. i'm on my way. thank you, mafia. you and me. say no more. quick question for you guys. are you guys going to streamer university? who's the dean? i am streamer university. who's the prof? guys, i maxed out on my attack. me too. they said no more.
2:43:22 no more attack allowed. they said i'm plenty strong. but that's enough out of you. i think we're kind of on waiting game here until they clear that so we just got to get whatever experience we can. i don't like this. this is hard right? this is dodge city. this is dodge city. i'm dead? literally five things fought on me? easier said than done. geez, wow. that was rough. oh my gosh.
2:43:58 look at that. my rez, my rez, my rez! 500 things spawned on me. let's head to the ascension, metal door, right? now we're freaking out. oh, if you could step on my sigil. i also have a sigil, i should step on my drum. oh, if you could step on my sigil, it would be so nice. oh my god, guys, on me? only there's a chip?
2:44:33 we're on the ascension battle youtube fyi where is that north big sigil on the map? okay, all the players get come. oh, i think we have to come to you yeah. oh, there we go. there we go. we're back. we're so back. oh my god. what is that? what the heck was that? i'm getting pulled in holy
2:45:18 well at least i used my ulti before i died. if we make it to the boss, we get resurrected with full hp though. yeah yeah yeah. packing up my legendary hero. i'm back baby, i'm back, i never left. they won the other one, nice. avengers! they might come over this way now. look at this sigil. for sale, one sigil never stood on! it's so big, oh my god.
2:45:53 guys, get on mine. the purple one is just gonna go to the water. you idiot! you put it there! wow, their damage is crazy. there we go. hey, cool. we get to look and fight the boss. yeah, i think you'll come back. i hope you'll come back. i will ascend. ascend me? your soul will be mended. i know for sure your soul will be mended. here we go. just waiting. oh, there it goes.
2:46:34 this looks possible. this looks very, very doable. garden of eden, does that mean? yes, i'm here. my man. that would have been devastating. the boss fight could be 20 minutes. game's all here, dude. i think we go up here. no, no, no, no. we're good. what does that mean? in the center. so we got potential to unlock a few more steam keys here. don't need the apple. just a weak little crystal. don't need the apple. that's the apple, dude. and you ever seen an apple before?
2:47:13 you don't have to worry about it, we didn't need the apple in the first place, that's all i'm saying. where's eve? oh, lock baby? who we focusing? who we going for? i'm going left side. alright, i'll be the changer i wanna see in the world. i'll go left side as well. there's a star coming at you, a fruit, lemon. eat it, eat it, eat it. i don't think i can make it into lemonade. you just gotta kite it, you just gotta kite it. you got the right attitude at least. yeah, boy.
2:47:53 yo, this giorgio morata music's going hard. here we go. the soundtrack's crushing, dude. no doubt. lock, lock, lock. shoot the boots. i can't tell who's what. eyeballs, eyeballs. i'm stupid, i'm dying for some reason. oh, that is poisonous pollen. don't go in there. i'm dying still. what the heck? what do we do with this? oh, do we have to hit that thing? oh, those are little safety pockets, i think. okay. gonna make it up.
2:48:31 looks, yeah, there's a target somewhere. here we go, yeah, we're going to these guys. they got away towards that at any point. we're going left, andy. left, andy. yeah, left side, left side. i think they share the same hp bar, though. oh, i think you're right, yeah, because they're both going down. well, just in case we can get one, maybe. more co strike this way, too. i might try attacking if i were them.
2:49:10 might help. oh, what the heck? oh boy. oh yeah, there you go. someone's face tanking all those shots. serious coverage. nice try, i played fine chance. oh guys, no no no no! circle, line it up! line up the circle, you dawgies! why are you moving away from it? oh my god.
2:49:54 there's an order there's an order to things oh god i keep looking at this. getting low. what the heck? we're back in. so back? we never where do we go? kay, where do we go? kay, where do we go? just give me your stop, okay! no donuts, no donuts. hey, halfway there. what'd you bait? oh, what the i lived. i lived. they got me.
2:50:45 what are you supposed to do? this is crazy, what the hell? dodge through it? yeah, dodge through. we're so back, baby, we're so back! get some aura, get some aura. touch em all, touch em all. touch em all, touch em all. yep, yep, yep. frog. bellboy's nearly dead. nice. oh, okay, here, bottom left.
2:51:36 so, oh, okay. so we kill this guy and then that clears the node. got it. okay, let me have to do that to the other side, i assume. i've been locked down. there we go. couldn't move. yeah, we just gotta kill this thing. there we go. nice. hey, morgan. oh, i mean there's 33 of us, there's only two of them. for morgan. oh, i'm not even hitting. whoops. uh oh. donut time. nope. what is this? here we go.
2:52:33 oh the other ones on the bottom now that's good perp right that's a good perp yeah i guess
2:53:06 oh no, i died. i died. oh you'll come back. stop moving! stop moving! stop! stop! stop! oh i see! kill the pomegranate. the donut. there's a fish. there's a fish. the pomegranates. pomegranates. fish fish fish. geo pomegranates the oldest fruit. according to who? according to my daughter. she tells me like four times a day. pomegranate? it's like it's a safe word.
2:53:52 i don't know if it's true by the way. oh my god. they're the new oh shit! oh come on. i gotta get the ress down there. oh, it's going the other way! there's gonna be a third one dude wait for the third one. there's a third one guys no! who needs to be ress? get on me get on me. i'll res you. there we go. all right, that's pretty funny.
2:54:28 got the reds is coming in. got some more bars. you guys got it. i believe in you. donuts. huge. best donuts so far. y'all outlasted the music. you idiots. need the green though. i need the green though. we got it guys. we got it. oh shit. forgotten sins? it's a bird ahead fish.
2:55:11 go bird first, bird, hen, fish. what do i do with the fish, man? fish is the last, bird is second. wait, bird is first, then it's hen. okay. we've done it, y'all. one more bar. it's that easy. let's go. y'all. another set of keys unlocked for everybody.
2:55:52 on the top of the leaderboard board time you can everybody on the bed. that's a really good boss. that's really wanted boss. this game kind of slaps, dude. dude, it's got some great ideas cooking up for sure.
2:56:18 my cat is there alone. that's it. i'm the man, i'm the man, i'm the man. songs i only know from seeing slime hit 10k in cs. that's a niche. give me those stats. oh, they're modding me. they're modding me, i'm afraid. not a good one. i figured out the crossbow through that run, man. that felt good. 10th of 22, i can live with that. top half, geez? top half, anybody? geez. how many did you kill, ryan? i'm gonna say not many.
2:56:55 i mocked you. i got 259 on this one. so 63. total damage. 159,000 on kate. my total damage. 166,000. i have less kills. they're saying i'm a more selfless player. they're saying i soften them up and let everybody else get the last hit so i can move on to higher priority targets that are actually more efficient to get weekend for the team.
2:57:25 that's not me, that's them. that's what them are saying. who's to say? except for them. damage taken, 715. kate, i almost doubled you in that one. cold strike damage? cold strike damage? cold strike damage, 87,000 for you. 51,000 for me.
2:57:45 yeah, exactly. are you really a cool player though if you're not cold striking? that's true. i was like next combo 460 by the way, i'm comboing one revive and save. oh, what's your critical damage from ryan is hilarious. all of me all my attacks do 100% damage already.
2:58:06 know dan is dying dan's like i gotta go. i gotta go. i gotta go you might have i'm just sitting here writing down every stat you guys are right now remember i think we might have frozen might have frozen the game. oh
2:58:23 well, that'll do it for 33 immortals. thank you again to thunder lotus for the sponsorship. we had a great time playing today. it's available now on steam, exclamation point, 33 immortals in the chance to figure out where you can play it for yourself and really, really unique concept, really fun, difficult, and like one of a kind roguelike boss fights for sure. that was a lot of fun. it was a lot of fun. i am going to close the game.
2:58:54 yeah, me too. i guess we just have to force quit? yeah. there we go. that's 30 million mortals. that was fun. i had a good time. why'd you type a roy in my chat? um, do you really want me to tell you? no. i get it now. i get it now. i get it now. so i was respi