drive-by parenting - Bits and Banter [06⧸10⧸2026]
Librarian2026-06-13
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hello northernlion from computer. do you guys see jerma's game tier list, man? i honestly think, i mean we're like exactly the same person. i guess this is what probably everybody thinks when they watch jerma. watching, i've never felt more represented as a millennial than when jerma was agonizing over where to put rock band 3 on his game tier list and he said no i can't move it down. this was like 40% of my college career was spent playing this game.
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damn, there is really no such thing as a unique experience, huh? neverhood in his top five is sick. bro, that's how i felt when i had 32 short films about glenn gould in there. he's just like me. he's just like me. jerma! jerma! jerma, put a plus two in chat if you're celebrating pride month or you will watch 32 short films about glenn gould.
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chatters we are live and we are sponsored. i want to say thank you to thunder lotus for sponsoring us to play 33 immortals it's gonna be a longer sponsored segment because we're gonna start with a little single player tutorial and then we're gonna be joined by kate dan and bear taffy
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to show off what is a really like i get that i'm sponsored to play the game but is a really unique style of game this is a co op roguelike but this ain't your two player co op this ain't your four player co op this is inspired by mmo style raids these are 33 player lobbies it came out today
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it's synergy focused, you want to build in such a way that you and your teammates can use your abilities to enhance each other to take out these massive bosses. even though there's no voice or text chat, you got to communicate through emotes and stick together. wide range of powers, permanent upgrades, play as rebel souls raiding hordes of monsters,
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and enjoy massive boss fights! exclamation point 33 immortals by the way if you want to check it out in chat. weapon selection. now i gotta think of the party that we're gonna have here. i honestly, i, kate is dps so it would not surprise me if she takes shooter
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strike from afar that seems like a dps style of gameplay i honestly i don't mind being the tank man heavy slashes but i also feel like bear taffy is kind of tank coated and i feel like dan would want to be the fighter so maybe i'm the type of beast that would just be the specialist hurl magical energy orbs at mid range on your enemies slowing monsters and invoking the power of sloth to bring entire groups to a crawl. let's let's give it a try man. i
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again, we'll do the tutorial for a bit and then around 10 a.m which is 22 minutes from now we'll be joined by the rest of the squad. eternal punishment awaits you in the beyond. but i was good! yet i sensed... i tipped 20% at the coffee shop even though they just poured it into a cup and handed me the cup and then i had to put the lid on myself and the lids never fit right? you always feel like you're
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a little weakling because you can't get the lid to snap onto the cup and then you give it like 1% more muscle and you like crush the cup and the liquid goes everywhere. the lids never fit the cups right man?
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oh, okay. that's my, this is my right click attack. can i say i have a serious soft spot for games that have like, um, moba style controls, but don't subject you to, i don't want to say the dregs of humanity that don't, that don't look
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leave you in a box where the worst of humanity can come to shine. let's put it that way. instead, you just get to use left click, right click, q, w, e and r to beat up on some enemies and you feel good about yourself. you feel good about yourself instead of bad about yourself. she got five stars on her head? yeah, she thinks she's 32 short films about glenn gould. but first, the rebellion must find its footing. complete rebellious feats to unlock new features and advance along the path of immortality.
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learn essential fighting and survival skills. we'll do all the tutorials here to make sure that we're not the... the important thing that you need to know if you're not a streamer. you ever do a co op sponsored deal, you just don't want to be the streamer who's like, how does this game work? welcome rebel soul, approach and talk to me with e to start the training. so you only do tutorials for sponsored streams? no, i do tutorials if the game won't let you play it without doing the tutorial as well.
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but if the game gives you the option to skip the tutorial and it's not sponsored, then there's no shot. i mean, i've been playing games for 40 years at this point, i get it. left click, right click, what more could you need, man? that's on hotel california's business model. well, i mean, i'll say i think if i had to guess everybody's probably thinking, it would probably be better for their business if you could leave anytime but you could never check out instead of like check out anytime but you could never leave.
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new perk visit dante in the perk woods. that's not what it says. it'd be way better if they could make you leave but you could never check out because like then i mean their overhead would go way way down. i think that might be illegal. i'm pretty sure what the hotel california was doing was illegal too man. like doesn't isn't it purgatory or whatever? it's not good. it's not a good thing.
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i feel pretty confident, i mean i've only heard this song 300,000 times in my life so i'm not 100% sure but... bear, i placed a bet with my chat. what class did you choose to play for the tutorial? oh shit. you got me pegged, huh? because you know you're right. did you pick the tank? i did. oh! this looks good though, i think we're gonna have a fun time today. dude, i honestly...
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i'm ready. it channels all of the skills that i force myself to learn through a thousand hours of playing dota, but with none of them like misanthropy that comes from being forced to interact with other people in voice or text chats. guy, can you imagine though? our entire social dynamic as a species should be emote only, i think. we would probably thrive. that's the way it was before... what was it? you know what i'm talking about. they invented language or something as a punishment because we built that tower. what's up guys? you excited?
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yeah, yeah. it's just that the timer is supposed to go live was the exact moment that nbc released the cast for where i was for the past 30 days. so sorry for being late. i'm excited to join you guys for exclamation point 33 immortals though.
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i was on, well, they announced that i was on season two of destination x, which is a reality tv competition show where you travel on a blacked out bus in europe. it's like real life geoguessr. you don't know where you are.
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dude, that's awesome. and the first season was won by a guy that is not from my hometown but lives like 40 minutes from my hometown. really? anyone here ever go to the sandbanks as a kid and then get some ice cream in the city center after? i didn't know that. it's true. i guess you can't spoil it. i was wondering if maybe as the former winner he would come in in season two and be like, hey, you guys suck and i'd mock you because i'm a professional birdwatcher from the pickton area.
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so you had been to picton? oh, many times. many a time. in fact, one time kate was in kingston with me and my parents for the whole week they were like, we're going to take you to picton for lunch. it's going to be awesome. and then we went and the restaurant was closed. so we just drove home and it's like a 70 minute drive.
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rough i will say this before we say the game. i was a little bit offended someone in chat said oh you took it you took time off to do a vacation job from your vacation job but anyways exclamation point 33 in chat let's talk about little three well you guys got to join the party so we can get the show on the day i'll join up
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if we don't get to defeat the first boss, i think it's saying something. you know what i'm saying? why did you say dan when you were saying that though? well, because i think maybe dan's pocket is a little heavier. oh, i see what you're saying. i don't understand. instilling some camaraderie out of the gate here for a 33 morning session. she's saying that one of the locations on destination x was farmington hills. i know you were tweaking when you took off that headset.
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okay, anybody wanna hit the spiel here? oh yeah, i'll do a little three.
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and a little two and a little one. wake up honey, it's a one of a kind roguelike from the developers of spiritfarer, sundered, and jotunn. trust me, you've seen them. you wouldn't forget them. we're all sponsored here today from thunder lotus to play 33 immortals, a unique 33 player instance arpg style roguelike that came out today, exclamation point 33 immortals in any of our chats. and i am here with kate and dan and bear taffy. and we're going to
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we're gonna have some great fun together. can i just say something? i've been gone for 30 days, but your sponsorship aura is through the roof. you nailed that, man. that is like on another level. it's almost like you had practiced promoting your own game or something. the da bwa bwa, he takes the responsibility. he takes some of the glory, but he's also got to pay the bill.
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he's also got to pay the bill, people. by the way, i had every single one of you pegged as a class you were going to pick, except embarrassingly, i got my own wife wrong. i thought she was going to go bow and arrow and she went staff. it shames me that i am so predictable, but i do like that my good friend northernlion knows me so well. i was literally like, oh, no, wait, is dan the tank too? maybe i was wrong. dan has human fighter energy. he does. i have readied us up for an entry into inferno. i'm also ready. i am ready.
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i'm not quite ready. i think we're good. i'm not. wait, no, cancel, cancel. i'm not ready. why are you not ready? ryan? what do you mean? i'm one of the only people who readied. i've been standing here the whole time. you're the one that's still in the entrance to the dark woods. yeah, we're out by the. okay, why is it getting canceled? at least one player. does it let you ready if we're up here? i think it says we're three out of four unless you're by the gate. ready now.
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okay, now ready. ready. one to four, three to four. we got this. here we go. why is it telling me enter inferno again? enter inferno.
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oh wait, did i do something bad? can we just hit the ready button and then don't click anything else for 30 seconds? dude, i have been hitting the ready button non stop. i think we know who's not ready. no, no, 24 karat. it's not me, chat. i'm holding x to hit ready. now we're ready. we did it! dude, obviously it was dan, man. it was obviously dan. it was me before dan's done anything wrong.
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guys, i don't think i have seen dan actually attack anything. he's hitting the jar for us right now. hey, let me tell you this right now, heat. i would have already told you i've already done one sponsor deal with us and i already know how this whole thing is going to play out. i'm ahead of the game. well, we should have been using you. i'd like to see, i don't know if there's a button that tells you who the other players are. i'm always a big fan of looking at other players' names in games. it just tells you a little bit about how they play the game.
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yeah, yeah, yeah. sammy the dj, i've learned quite a bit about that guy from 3 words. i agree. they all have their names above their... above them. right, i don't think there's like a master list. oh, like a tab? oh, i see what you're saying. like a k to d type deal. what does the name dan gheesling tell other people about it? it's probably someone impersonating dan gheesling is what that tells them. yes.
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i was using a dang geezling soundboard. but like orson welles suite makes me think of like what orson welles had in his trailer in the 1960s. what do you think he had in there? exclusively red m&ms. lots of candy, lots of beaujolais if i had to guess. didn't he go on like a binge era?
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yeah, it was like 30 years long. holy cow, what's going on here? yeah, what is this? i mean, because he's like, he's known, basically on the internet, he's known for the black and white clapping meme. but... right, he's also known as citizen kane. that's so hilariously accurate, dude. but citizen kane, rosebud, you know, it's good. it's, you know, it's... what did you rate it, ryan? i've never seen it actually.
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you call yourself a cinephile and you've never seen it? i know him. you dare have a letterbox to count and have not seen that movie? i gotta tap in one of these days for sure, maybe right after goat. got that queued up, yeah? but you haven't seen goat yet either? i haven't seen goat yet, i'm sorry to say. he's working through the steph curry... yeah, first i ever seen mike... i think steph curry might be in atl as well, i'm not 100% sure. i think so, yeah. he's had his hands in a couple of things already.
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goat does have a great soundtrack, i will say that. it's very good. bearway, have you seen goat? i've seen goat. oh, thoughts? you know. cute little animated movie. here's my thing.
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any of the new anime no anime, huh? just talking about old ass movies alright. okay, there's no movies this came out a month ago here's my thing about new animation like the ninja turtles movie and goat it's like it runs at like 22 frames you guys ever notice that i really like the style of it it's like that new spider man as well the yeah why are they cutting frames out? they're not cutting frames it's a stylistic choice
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re zero, season 4 happening, nothing? any of that? no? okay. that's fine. catch me up. what happened? i don't watch a whole lot of animated stuff, whether it's american or japanese, to be honest with you. kate, have you seen death note? yeah, you know, it's like 20 years old, right? that's why it's good. okay, that's why it's good. didn't you like it? it's your favorite anime. i did like it, yeah. then do you know attack of titans?
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i've been told to watch it. i've only seen one anime, i've seen death note and to me that set the bar so high i'm like i don't want to watch anymore. death note does not set the bar that high, i'm sorry to say that. it's literally the best. i watched five minutes of castlevania and fell asleep. nobody says watch that anime.
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they don't have any skin, right? that's their thing? what the hell? skins? what do you mean? like clothes? i think that's one of the things, technically. they're really tall. and no skin. they have skin.
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no, you just see muscles. titans have skin, not all. the wrath of god. there are different types of titans. but they're skinless ones. most of them are skinless. that's just like a time trial. guys, we need to focus on the game a little bit as well. okay? the torture chambers have opened. this group is crazy.
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alright, k, let's hear about the dream. sorry. i had a dream where i had to go buy, like, i had to go to the bakery and buy a bunch of, like, stuff, like goods. and when i... like what kind of goods? like yeast? go inside and tell my wife what she's talking about her dream, dan. i know, but did she have to buy yeast? what does she buy? the person telling the story will unveil the relevant details to the story. otherwise we're going to be here forever. okay, sorry, sorry.
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so there's like boxes of goods and the total came out to like $1,500 and i said what the hell what did i buy and then some of the muffins were like 500 bucks and i was like what this is too crazy and then when i was about to like i had to pay it and then when i was about to exit i realized
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my daughter was not with me. i'm like wait, where is she? realization that i have left her outside i'm like, oh no and i went outside and then she was like sitting and like oh hi mommy i was waiting for you. well, that's that's not realistic farce
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i was like, i'm so sorry i left you what happened? and then she said like, oh yeah so like you abandoned me and i called daddy and then daddy came up to like pick me up and then he gave me like cookies to eat. what the hell? but i had a realization that like it wasn't a dream and i woke up at 5 am thinking that i have abandoned my daughter.
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rare situation where i was like a good guy in the dream instead of like the history well you never showed up
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well, then who was cookie then? your face never showed up. she was just like... and i said, where's daddy? and it's like, oh yeah, he went away. whose face ever really shows up in a dream? let's be honest. it's your imagining of their face. it's the backroom's version of their face. no spoilers, please. ryan's going to be showing up in my dream. being real mean to me.
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who's who's the preferred bedtime person? because because it's not both of you either. your daughter prefers ryan to put her to sleep or kate. i think she prefers kate. that's our kate. oh, i mean, are you just ok? as i get more tired, i become more and more like task for you. we have to do this. we have to do this. and i get up at like quarter after five every day. so as soon as like 8 p.m. is rolling around, like i'm getting pretty impatient. i'll be honest.
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you got slow, i got blind. hey, if we just get a couple of those working together, then it'll be like every driver on the road these days. hey buddy, relax. wowee. oh, i did. i didn't roll down my window, but i did yell at a driver. there's an instance. oh, bro.
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i can't with the i can with europe in particular london you there there at max speed limit is 20 miles per hour i'm like oh is that 20 kilos they're like no it's 20 miles an hour it's the whole time man everyone's no one can get anywhere there's this car 20 the max is 20 miles an hour well in london it's like really bad to drive in which is why the city is like nice to be in
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it's nice if you want to take three hours to get to an airport at seven miles away. getting to heathrow does suck and they lie to you and tell you that it's in london when it's actually like an hour outside of the city. but i will say this, because i got a laundry list for europe, but your european nuggets are
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10x better than us nuggets. real meat and real chicken. i mean, it's not even close, man. it's like they're giving us chemicals over there. they give us real chicken, man. you can taste the feathers on the chicken. that's how fresh it is. feathers? oh, my goodness. ryan, how did you get out of that instance and leave everyone else? oh, my god. we killed all the enemies, man. i was in a different one than you guys. these guys are very difficult.
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gee, i kind of feel like me and my squad are about to like kill a god or something like that. it's because you didn't have time. get these fine people a bunch of steam codes so that they can play the game. hey, what are you taught? you died in the overworld like a noob. at least i went out swinging. i was a guy in the overlord. yes, you did! we had to burn all our resources to rescue! like a noob is crazy. i'm the last one standing. i'm still alive. i'm still alive.
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yo that monster is running away. that's not fair. yeah he's cowardly. he's cowardly. what the heck? i think they're dead. guys get in there! get in there! oh no, no, no. this is nonsense. did it just kill them because they didn't kill the worm fast enough?
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no, come on delivery. i believe in you guys. i'm making quick. you've blew it. ascension battle one. i don't know about that. the dude's trying to raise them with before he burns to death. oh, your soul is pure. i like how no one slurping the shards man. they're just swinging. it's not a board right now.
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oh, let's go. let's go. we get to give out keys now, right? now all the stats screen, the most important screen of all. top five, please? please, please show them at the bottom. show them at the bottom. i'm getting most ress at a minimum. i think that's scary. ebon chat. fourth! yay! that's pretty good. show stats. that's pretty good. where's the...
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sami the dj, you're doing crazy. holy cow, ryan is four. i was doing some crazy work. you did. that's the power of playing this tutorial. what was your biggest hit though? 315. i had zero critical damage. how many did you kill, ryan? 183. wow. i killed 206. oh. the avenator with the 351. might be including your own deaths. all right.
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wait, zero revives and saves? what do they do with zero revives and saves? that's not me. sub 100 kills feeling pretty weak right now. oh, and one new emote, a purgatorio key, two paragons, 161 eternal shards. oh, some perks for dante. i love mechanics. i love meta progression. i love turning in resources to make my character permanently stronger. oh, wait, dan, is this your dog?
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dan got a dog! yeah, i got a dog. i need a dog. did you find like a collar or something on the mission? whoa, i'm not touching that one. not touching that one. there's a named boss on the field on the north. let's go. we gotta do two more. everyone move north. i can't, i gotta farm up some xp. i'm one away from level. it's gonna be kate ryan. kate, hi ryan! hello, how are you?
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good, how are you guys? pretty good. they're going on vacation for a while. ooh fun! i actually haven't told my chat that yet, but that's fine. oh, oop. sorry. i thought tate tweeted. i thought it was public. i did, i did. also, chelsea says bear. i've been working with bear for like a month. he has his own radio voice. i've heard a lot about you. oh, hi. hello, yay. nice to meet you.
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i'll vocally meet you. yeah, yeah. all right. have fun, guys. thanks. thank you. bye. i really like being tossed on at the end there. and bear. no, no, no. i watch the tapes. i said on the front end, i said bear. what does my empathy do? makes you feel for other people. in this game, in this game.
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it would be good to fight just a little bit and get enough to buy two keys. why did you sound like a certain someone when you said that? a certain someone? two keys? no, you said a little bit like a little bit bigly. people have told me that i speak mandarin like trump as well.
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that's a strange comment here. i don't know what to say. uhh... edr. edr. that's pretty good. okay, i do hear it. do you know pomegranate is the oldest fruit? according to who? according to my daughter. she tells me like four times a day. pomegranate? it's like it's a safe word. i don't know if it's true by the way. oh my god, they're the nuke.
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oh shit! it rotates! i'm dead. oh, come on over. i'm dead, dead. oh, it's going the other way! okay! we've done it, y'all. one more bar. it's that easy. let's go! yo! another set of keys unlocked for everybody. oh, and i'm gonna see my name on the top of the leaderboard. leaderboard time!
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you can tell everybody i'm the best of the best of the best. that's a really cool boss, dude. that's a really long boss play. this game kinda slaps, dude. dude, it's got some great ideas cooking up for sure. my cat is there alone. that's it. i'm the man, i'm the man, i'm the man. songs i only know from seeing slime hit 10k in cs. that's a niche.
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total damage. total damage. 159,000 on cait. my total damage 166,000. i have less kills. they're saying i'm a more selfless player. what?! how does that make any sense? they're saying i soften them up and let everybody else get the last hit so i can move on to higher priority targets that are actually more efficient to get weakened for the team. that's not me, that's them. that's what them are saying. who's to say? who's to say? except for them.
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damage taken, 715. kate, i almost doubled you in that one. cold strike damage? cold strike damage? cold strike damage, 87,000 for you. 51,000 for me. yeah. are you really a cold player though if you're not cold striking? that's true. i'm cold striking max combo, 460 by the way. i'm comboing. one revive and save.
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zero critical damage from ryan is hilarious. all my attacks do 100% damage already. i know dan is dying. dan's like, i gotta go. i gotta go. i gotta go. you might have already. i'm just sitting here writing down every stat you guys are right now. remember that? i think we might have frozen. might have frozen the game.
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wait, they say the perfect chatter doesn't exist. tezada has resubscribed for 22 months. hey, nl, just reminded myself that i have a shortcut on my browser that allows me to come here with just typing nl. i don't come by the stream often. your content pushed me to get out of my room and now i live in a very different country figuring out my future. very much thank you. the chatter that resubscribes but doesn't chat or watch? that's awesome, man! that's the damn dream!
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yeah, maybe for you and el, but not for the sponsor of this video. this video is brought to you by rock. thank you so much i know staff is pogging up to the yeah our bandwidth our bandwidth
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smiley face. even though we buy the bandwidth from ourselves, which to me i don't really want to get in the weeds about it because i understand that technically they're probably like two different silos but at the same time whenever they start telling me the bandwidth's too expensive i'm like well you should tell the part of your company that sells the bandwidth to make it cheaper. i don't know who your bandwidth guy is but he's he's screwing you over. oh wait he's you. he's you're the bandwidth guy.
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sources are saying when the staff goes emote only, you know, we're getting too close to the truth. we must be getting, we're one swing away from hidden diamonds, man. we're back y'all with road to empress 2. last time, lee, tai and i, i think we're getting close to the end of the lee tai storyline, bro.
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because he has just... i mean, you can see yourself here. he just got trapped in the dang capital. maybe... honestly, let's go back and watch this one. so now i remember 100% where we are. it's literally the last chapter. huge. you helped me obtain the antidote. i will repay you. this implies that love is transactional? no. we're staying because someone here still matters to me. i will repay you. i will repay you.
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you are my boyfriend now. wait, wait, wait. when you said, nie shi bend on jack, was that the first mandarin sentence i learned? i learned it by accident in tropic thunder in 2008. nie shi bend on jack. you are simple jack.
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i'm gonna be so annoying next time i watch tropic thunder with a bunch of white people. he said, you are idiot jack. that's awesome.
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i could never parse it when he says benderjack? well, that was before i knew how to speak mandarin and now i'm fluent. way more fluent than the like eight year old chinese kid that they had playing the leader of flaming dragon in tropic thunder. okay, your highness be careful. this is where he passed away. looks like rebellion is my only option now. danger. for a prince who wants... whenever you see this text, you know you're in trouble.
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though rebellion was almost a path of no return, yet it was still better than waiting helplessly for fate to arrive. by doing so, he'd openly defied an imperial decree. with all retreats cut off, he had no choice but to fight to the last. three months later, prince of wei raised a banner of clearing the court of corrupt officials, gathered his forces and marched straight for sheng'an. whoa! that's gotta be like every person.
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i was not paying attention. the night king had been slain. and everything turned out.
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and now that the battle is over, we peek out our heads. me and li tai watch the battle from a bunker 30 floors below sea level. we did it, li tai. we beat the bastards of imperial court. first time chat. i like truck 69. shut the fuck up. okay, fuck. i mean, there's subtitles you can read when i'm talking, by the way.
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inconceivable, man. oh shit! this run is doomed. time to start over. me when the random rare that i get from neo as my first action in slay the spire 2 costs more than zero energy. damn. i knew that was five! i'm becoming more fluid day by day!
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kindergarten level that's pretty good i mean it took those kindergartners like four years to learn mandarin i've only been learning it for like three and a half weeks man we're doing laps around but not a real fur coat that's cruel
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a canadian with salt and pepper hair from a far off northern land introduced me to a game with a sphere of orange that bounces upon the hard court like a frog on a lily pad. wait, do you remember this place? of course. it's china.
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the sideburns are taking me out, man. are those sideburns brushed forward or backwards? does mine just kind of grow like... i guess they grow like straight down on my head. theirs have like a little sweep to them that i'm very envious of. yours? yeah, i mean i grow sideburns, i have to shave them off. sorry, you go first.
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35:26
i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei. i want to show you prince wei.
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36:00
it's giving like he said the burgers are supposed to be plain he said no pickles
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36:28
i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future. i'm not afraid of the world's future.
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37:00
no, man, no, that's a downgrade. prince of wei to the prince of puu? no!
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37:35
i'm not the maid cocktail man. this is a doctor from the far off place where they invented the orange sphere that bounces like a frog upon the lily pad. it's the country's best medicine.
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38:09
i know the archers are like, i hope we don't have to shoot them, cause we're like pointed at each other right now.
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38:30
i've seen some of the guys on the other side. they ain't that good. drink the wine, wait till he yawns and then spit it into his open mouth. draw your sword and go down swinging. another. imagine. fill her up.
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39:21
oh shit! the wine wasn't poisoned. but the picture was... fucking... nintai kouchi, but still like... you fucking tried to kill yourself dude, that's crazy!
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39:55
in another life would you choose to stay in the palace and stand by my side? my fucking, i forgot how to say husband, my xian sheng is right next to me bro. you fucking chill? i can't be your tai tai. i'm fucking... ta da... ta da tai tai. wo de shan shang is right there, however you say that. stop calling kory jj.
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40:22
that's even more insulting than when we called him shao didi for like an hour and a half straight without knowing that it was slang for penis. he's in the... corey is not g a j, okay? corey is... he's bwah bwah. he's... he's lau... the lau bwah bwah. the lauest of the... perhaps the lauest person i've ever known. did you see ludwig? ludwig the white devil? he hasn't made an appearance yet.
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40:49
we haven't found the treacherous vizier of the west. sure, he's probably clutching some kind of orb or like a staff with a jewel on the end of it.
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41:19
the day the twilight is as beautiful as it is today, i find myself missing your highness. i like it. i'll be back before long. which one do you think they want us to click? what a poetic non answer. no, man. not the post high school graduation hug. you're supposed to say have a good summer. let's stay in touch. we're gonna be friends forever.
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42:07
this is what it's all been leading up to. this is third base in 780. home plate is anything under the cloak. i guess the metaphor doesn't really work because i don't think they had baseball back then. they were playing the game where you kick the ball through the hoop that's like 30 feet up in the air, right?
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42:59
it's not with the human head i fell for misinformation because it sounded cool candy go cool i'm gonna go achieve all my dreams now first
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43:18
i've been working hard. just a couple episodes or something on netflix. just while i get... just while i eat my breakfast. and then... then i'll go achieve all my goals. wait, she took the... she took the horse. she took the horse! no! i'm not a man. i'm a man who's a man.
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43:50
you bring the boo! well i guess she can head back then.
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44:19
i've got many beautiful places to go, this place is beneath my station to be here for any length of time longer than right now. oh! the golden master man. i've seen the books! you are getting crushed under high interest ed!
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44:51
you can't be selling 20 individuals for one piece of gold. it's just not economical. well, yeah, but that doesn't tell the whole story. she was trying to kill me.
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45:29
she walking like a lethal company monster. her death was my design. hannibal season 1 type shit. damn. he's got a little justin long thing going on.
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46:23
like he's giving justin long discovering the basement of his airbnb is like 10 times bigger than he thought it was. you're not a good guy. are you? are you? i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy. i'm not a good guy.
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46:56
pirate wu kai
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47:27
sitting there with the dilegast stare, huh? she's a bad land chugs cameo yet?
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47:49
oh, you missed him. he was in the village. he had two tubes going into a jug of wine and straight into the back of his throat. he was just going, wow boy. two glass boots of tea.
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48:27
calm this is tony's belt buckle what? oh so you don't even know
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49:00
lady who had known she would have stayed and i didn't want her to wait even a couple of weeks you got a strike while the iron's hot
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49:32
i'm sorry, that's really good. the azure finch jain pendant! we're road to empress guys, of course we take the azure finch jain pendant. we're road to empress guys. of course we know that gao yong's hairpin was made of fake gold. i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
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50:07
i remember that from yesterday. are you stimulated? this happens a lot in korean dramas too. it's very different than in like, well... some western shows have adapted this style but like, we're used to seeing like maybe a
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50:36
i'm sorry.
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51:05
one earring has got a mind of its own.
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51:44
no, it's ludwig! damn, what happened? now you're old and busted. look at you.
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52:20
yes! oh shit! obi wan!
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52:59
you really said no matter where i go, there i am. you did not meet ludwig at the kanwei temple, okay? that's just, you know... that's slander. that didn't happen. oh shit.
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53:36
time imprint. you first entered this story on 2026 06 09. you spent that time exploring new worlds and new possibilities. the weight of choice, 69.9. yeah! top half boys! nays on top! you still remember those dead ends? do you still remember lu xi? yeah? zhao nian? yeah, she was around for a minute. mo ying? i don't know if we ever formally got acquainted or whatever.
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54:07
no mention of leetai is a little crazy. they were like, fuck his dead ass probably. all right, i mean, of course now we're going to go through the other freaking route, bro. you may have forgotten, i didn't really expect that that first decision we would make would lock us into one side of the game.
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54:30
i just thought it was like a decision we would make them to be a little goofy and i ended up putting myself in like the b story when i think that the a story is the one where you get with the emperor. but it's gonna be awkward now because you're gonna hate him because he's like the next... like he's the second guy. so it's gonna be like when you were talking some shit about your friend's ex and then they like get back together. you're gonna be like, man, fuck this dude. bust through, slip the hairpin to the nun to pass to li zhi or scream li zhi's name.
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55:01
i mean, we gotta slip the hairpin of the nun to pass to li zhi. grabs in the damn bucket. they dead ass said we've had enough of your whining.
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55:29
it would suck to die angry in the kanye temple and then like your soul is trapped there forever. and then people are looking at you like you're problematic for your spirit haunting the kanye temple and you gotta be like that stuff happened like 1300 years after i died.
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55:47
and the crazy thing is that you think you're like the good guy, because you're like, ooh, kind of weird to have your soul trapped in the kanye temple when you didn't know the full fucking breadth of the context of the situation. you just think that you're so noble as a result of that. oh, well, this isn't we could hit the qtes and the other ones too. damn, i forgot about that.
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56:22
when you're the emperor, the doors just fucking open for you. they should have lee ji to kick that robot in the chest instead of the pussy ass kicks they were. my damaged company merchandise. bro's name is ling zhao. doesn't that mean little zero? bro, your name is ling zhao. okay, like whatever man, you could have been chong long. you could have been chong long. i will greet him.
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56:59
with restrained grievance and play on his emotions. oh, on the forehead, where the peony blossom could have been.
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57:37
if the devilish lucy got her way. that's true, people will be like you're manipulating him? didn't you see that he got to grant a kiss on her forehead? i think he's doing all right.
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58:06
mr. beast if he could time travel is just a crazy comment
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58:35
mr. beast, if he could be on travel. what do you mean by that? oh shit. oh, is he... xi xin, not xie xie, in which case we say, nin tai kushi. oh damn, and she's selling like some given xi or something like that.
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59:08
i think i've said this every time this has happened in a game we played
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59:40
i love the kill bill style montage of people that you have to kill. setting the stage, yeah it is like the robot masters from mega man, exactly. this is the sigma screen. we just gotta figure out who chill penguin is and then you get chill penguin and you go straight for spark mandrill after that. spark mandrill of course allows you to dominate storm eagle, then you use the... actually maybe armored armadillo, maybe spark mandrill lets you get armored armadillo now that i think about it.
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1:00:09
and then i think armored armadillo lets you beat the launch octopus and then you got a you got to get boomer co anger after that which kind of sucks, but oh, sorry were you talking? um explored consort xiao's resentment towards empress wang or exploit empress wang's weariness of consort xiao you are we always associate with the person who's second in line because they got the hunger and
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1:00:33
oh, consort xiao stands unrivaled, backed by the xiao clan of lanling. in her eyes, her gesture was nothing more than the buzzing of an insect. damn! she detests being bothered by those beneath her and loathes it all the more when they fail to know their place. this looks like the end for me.
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1:01:04
nobody else around in the courtyard, huh? oh, yep, a secret order. securing your quick death on that very day somehow. consulate away that line so hard. consort shao glanced at your resume then thoughtfully forwarded it straight to the underworld. holy shit. yeah, yeah, yeah, i'll pass on your resume. pass it on to hell.
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1:01:32
permadeath mode of this would be so good man.
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1:02:08
oh good. hey, no b. do that. yes, i did. you do social push her down the well work for us social phage you to huamant. humbly top on b. and session you to you. you see something towards you full. that's good. you got a weed in your garden. you can't kill you probably thought you'd like tear it out. use some weed killer is not dumbass plant more weeks. what would dr. house do?
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1:02:37
overrun your entire garden with weeds to kill the one weed that annoys you. she's so subservient, they got her talking with the same diction as furby. we, i mean, we're a nun. we have to give composed and dignified. otherwise she's gonna chop our head off, i think.
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1:03:21
whoops. never mind. yes, it's true. it's true, sir. oh, well, i think that went badly. oh, not the well. not the well. who the hell is this?
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1:03:55
that's like how a the second from the top bad guy in a john wick movie gets introduced. the conniving vizier. it's not true sir. i do love the favorability scores that have no impact on your survival at all.
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1:04:20
the one on the other path where if you make one decision you get minus 99 favorability and you die and if you choose another one you get minus 9 favorability and die in exactly the same way. look on the bright day and they're getting catty. look on the bright side, the empress withdrew the palace admission but generously compensated you with a deluxe grave at ganye temple.
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1:04:49
well, that bodes well. oh, i think we gotta go back two decisions. i think we're locked in a dead end path here. alright, in that case, i think we gotta be submissive and timid. they caught me slipping, sorry guys.
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1:05:24
damn, the callback! too busy to go to the rear palace, what's the point of being the emperor?
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1:05:59
i'm not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you gotta get in on the ground floor. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people. you're not afraid of the world's most dangerous people.
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1:06:31
the perfect smokey eye. ooooooh! we've been reborn. i'll claim my identity by tapping the screen. i bet it feels good as fuck to know that you're gonna make it out of the temple. cause next time you go to like, luke meditation or something...
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1:06:59
you're like, it's like your last day of your summer job when you're in between years of college. and like you're having lunch and you're like, you losers gotta be here tomorrow. i'm going back to college. and then plug in may 1st next summer rolls around and they're like, well, well, well, look what the fucking cat drug in.
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1:07:25
how's that college working out for you, college boy? looks like you found yourself right back here. oh, you hold it. okay, my bad. i was like, damn, maybe it's a pole. oh, we've taken our first steps to the throne. what the hell is this? we didn't get this on the other path. we were rebuilding the peony?
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1:08:07
from bass pedals? they're phoenix feathers. damn, it's crusader kings, man. yeah, maybe she's having a great time being a nun.
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1:08:40
the mind of a woman is a mystery. i know she was imprisoned against her will and she was getting her ass beat like every night. but maybe the solemn duty of prayer is like healing her spiritually. the emperor does look a little bit like seth macfarlane.
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1:09:06
it kind of looks like if you'd made seth macfarlane into a me, but then had the eyebrows just like tilted up a little bit instead of flat. this isn't i guess how we do it these days, but still, still it's not awesome. damn, what the hell is your problem with the damn hocus?
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1:09:46
oh shit that was your console gang your aunt i remember we saved we saved her face with our uh la roche posay right
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1:10:13
that's right, we did the body swap. but then rooer, she's kind of an op. she killed us. well, no matter who she killed, she fed us a lot of soup, but she didn't order our dish, i think. she's your ride or die? no, never mind. she's our friend. oh, that's right. isn't she super hungry? she's constantly eating. she's kind of mat coated.
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1:10:47
what the hell about
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1:11:18
i mean, i feel like we should probably slow play it because aren't you the one who saved us from the temple? we don't want to leverage our power too much. i think we got to save ling long but not admonish our aunt because then our aunt will kill us. so we got to kind of just toe the line. or better than the solitary live is enough. that's true. that's true.
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1:11:51
this is how people talk to me. if you're like 28, people talk to me at age 37. i show up in chibile's chat at like 7.15pm and people are like, shouldn't you be in bed? motherfucker. shouldn't you be out of bed?
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1:12:17
the wright brothers were 32 when they invented heavier than air travel! don't...
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1:12:49
don't say i wish that was me. oh, could i possibly? would it be too much to ask that i play yuu tzu?
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1:13:08
the lowly servant who gets stepped on repeatedly by the beautiful empress wang. if you don't have anybody, if nobody else wants to play yu tzu, i suppose i could, i could deign to do it.
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1:13:26
doing colonoscopy prep while watching this shit's crazy. brother, you have my unwavering sympathy and support. the worst part is i know why they do it. i know why people lie because they don't want to lie. they don't want to tell the truth and say that the prep is nothing because then you'll be less likely to get a colonoscopy which could actually catch something early and save your life.
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1:13:56
you have to be on like seeing all the comments online that are like the prep is actually not a, i was so scared of the prep and it was no problem whatsoever. they are lying. you should still do it, but the prep does suck. the only difference of opinion is what part of it sucks the most. for me, the shitting was like pretty standard cause i had all i would had to get the colonoscopy because i was shitting 12 times a day.
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1:14:24
so for me, the drinking of the fizzy lifting juice, drinking like two gallons of it in an hour and a half or something like that was hell because it feels so horrible going down. but it's not good. and then also, i mean,
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1:14:41
there's the pooping, there's the texture and the flavor of the drink. and then there's, i mean, the hunger as well. god bless if you got an afternoon colonoscopy appointment. mine was at like 715 in the morning, which was awesome. because it meant that i got to sleep twice during my fast. and even still they were like, oh, did you have some apple juice? and i was like, yeah.
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1:15:07
it said on the form that you can have apple juice. so i got the apple juice that's ingredient was just apple. and then they went, oh, we didn't mean that one, but it's okay. then you got to adjust the verbiage on your pre op instructions. okay. it said pure apple juice. what you meant was some, the allen's apple juice can that is just water and food coloring and like two drops of vinegar or something like that. that's what you meant.
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1:15:37
you probably got cider? purple phil! you've been watching me for 37 years! i know the difference between juice and cider! i mean... ride, uh, uh... what are those bikes called? i didn't ride a penny farthing down to the farmer's market against some unfiltered apple cider from farmer jim. i got pure apple juice at the grocery store.
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1:16:05
that is a classic shenma situation.
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1:16:31
it's highly unorthodox. we're supposed to use the treasury to purchase jade hairpins.
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1:16:53
oh shit, that's a battle of wills. it's true, nobody likes you when you're 23.
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1:17:17
biju yu ni, you are the only one who is a hero. you are the only one who can be a hero. what? you are the only one who can be a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero. i am not a hero.
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1:17:43
my lady, counselor zhang cheng is fed. he hit level 6 first because he was mid and then he swapped to go farm the jungle. he got hand of midas at 11 minutes and we haven't seen him in the last three teamfights. serve the ginseng soup in the jade dupegi.
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1:18:25
i am the one who will be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the last to be the
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1:18:43
when your ex is your server. that's awkward. it's awkward for both to be honest, cuz last time they met they were kind of like on the same level. now there's like an expectation. and you can't tip because counselor jang sun won't open up the coffers to even help the, he said, if we tip them, they'll just lower the minimum wage even more.
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1:19:14
we're actually helping them by not tipping them. my haters are my waiters at my table of success, eric adams. hang on, his bars are this fire? is there something you want me to do? well, the left is a little forward. let me gain status by bearing your child. the line would work on a lot of people. i would say...
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1:19:54
can i tell you, i forgot who we repping? we're repping the empress, right? at least try one. okay. let's give it a shot. no! nosey ass. xiao jie.
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1:20:26
by helping her become the empress!
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1:21:07
it's a fragile life we lead. i love that this guy has a catchphrase. i think the first villain that... you always need like kind of a... like an effeminate assassin that serves a little bit, exactly. so just to add a little characterization. i think we're looking for your majesty should see the empress more.
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1:21:34
i don't wanna be with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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1:22:06
you know he's walking away going fuck well, i am still the emperor things could be worse could absolutely be worse plus five is big surely that could protect us from
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1:22:36
two and a half to negative 45 murders. she and the empress are about to dine. you decide. i'm going to wait for her instructions. i mean, there was like an equal chance that these were going to things were going to go down differently. it was either going to be, um,
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1:23:03
i serve them and then she goes, you're above your station. how dare you serve without waiting for the empress to blah, blah, blah. or i was going to wait and they're going to be like, are you stupid? you've been a servant at our court for long enough. get the soup. and then all of a sudden these trouble, trouble. you got to serve. so that's true.
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1:23:33
he introduced it like a blood borne boss.
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1:23:57
but then this is one of those ones where you get their health bar to zero and you're like, okay, where's the real boss? and then it's like you get like 10,000 blood echoes and you're like, i guess that was the real boss. okay, that's kind of awesome. the little kid in the sopranos fit is kind of incredible.
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1:24:33
i've been waiting. i've just saw a great scroll on stick and ball tactics my stick and hoop game has never been better it's gao yang she's still mourning or as we say in mandarin. she's still sao sheng i must remain silent. i cannot forget my station. she will find you in all timelines
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1:25:13
in another life, i would love to just sit here and drink soup with you. she's blowing up my damn spot. smile up and remember for future payback.
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1:25:51
tell hath no fury like a woman scorned. i thought gao yong was our friend? oh, you missed a lot. you missed the one bald character in road to empress one? the virtuous bald monk? this seems like a scene before we die. she's thinking about the newest nl stream. i can't stop.
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1:26:33
they threw a damn gas grenade in the room. one hour later... let's put a smile on that face. i gotta take you to the bank, mansour wu. to the laughing bank. killian murphy and red eye? ooh! if you tell the flight attendant, your dad dies.
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1:27:22
blood simple voice? that's more like um... well ma'am! if i see him... i'll be sure to give him the message. that's m.m. at walsh. killian murphy's got a little bit more, he's a little higher in the register i think. all of these are kamala? well ma'am...
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1:27:57
i see him. that's more like that's as close as i can get to kamala, which is i'm not saying it's a good impression, but it might it might have enough to get over the line.
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1:28:19
you're not god or my father or my boss. i fucking refuse. make me.
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1:28:48
lucy, you're not the only one who's in the shangong robes. lucy, you're the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the shangong robes. i'm not the only one who's in the sh
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1:29:11
fuck you! she's gonna whoa! there's no language! language! and for that she must die.
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1:29:54
we're on the right side of guards cortisol spiked
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1:30:38
yan ji is the bald monk by the way. you can remember because it's the closest name in the game to ryan. we must burn the note so that no one knows that we're in cahoots. but remember the details. yes, burn after reading mentioned! and then you know she's pulling up at like 1245. yao yang's like, um, nice of you to join us.
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1:31:13
oh shit! she's just got a lot of makeup on. state your loyalty to the empress.
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1:31:45
i would never. yeah, dude. jijie is trying to get me killed! this is when i'd be hitting her with the, um...
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1:32:21
i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin. i'm not a fan of putin.
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1:32:49
see that is a good, that's a good proverb. motherfucker. not this bullshit again, man. previous content not viewed? yeah, yeah, no, i viewed it. oh no, sorry, never mind. this is the itchy, you think he's got a line for the itchy?
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1:33:20
that's one itch. i think we've all been there. it's not nearly as good as the... oh, isaac, cause he's... she scratched her back.
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1:34:06
so much that she died, so it was like a backstab. everyone fondly called you the consort of stabs. forget it, tomorrow's a new day. that's damn true, if it ain't one thing, it's another, man. getting on my damn nerds. don't open the door, that's where the fire is. you're gonna let it in.
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1:34:46
he's just phoning it in now. couldn't have said something like, careful, i checked the weather forecast. there's a killer heatwave inbound. okay, so we have to, there's no other solution, we have to slap her.
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1:35:15
i didn't slap you, my boss slapped you! rage plus 99 is crazy, because doesn't it in monster train it gives you like plus 5 damage per stack? i'm pretty sure even a basic strike will take me out at this point.
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1:35:35
yep. man yang to the prison again, yep. another day, another dollar. this is like her seventh time in prison.
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1:36:09
good thing they didn't have three strike laws back then. she took it to the luigi perp walk. they got her out there like mangione. your majesty, you must upload justice for me. it's been at least 10 minutes since i've heard d a n c e.
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1:36:31
oh shit, i do have no proof. now turn on the charm.
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1:37:09
confront consort zhao and defend the empress's innocence. i will be deemed the consort of time travel. is yi xiong strange?
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1:37:45
you guys are obviously in love. can't you see it?
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1:38:18
damn, 108 rage and she got sent to her room. instant favor? it seems like this would punish us for being greedy. we gotta play hard to get to win him over. strategy plus one. i'm literally farming points off of him.
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1:39:17
heart racing, yeah, well, let me check. my heart rate is literally 69 right now. actually it's a little above average. whoa, we gotta save this for tomorrow though. i gotta get out of here and have some lunch. i'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream and i will see you tomorrow. good night. just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god. i don't know, but today seems kinda odd.
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1:39:50
no barking from the dog, no smog, mama put the breakfast with no log i found my girlfriend but didn't pay me out finally got a call from a girl i wanted to help cooked it up for later as i ate the door thinking where i live, i'm under 24 i gotta go cause i got me a drop top from my street i can make a real drop had to stop at a red light looking in my mirror not a jacket inside
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1:40:19
and everything is alright i got a beat from ed and he can do it all night i called up the homies and i'm asking y'all which part? i'm me on the court and i'm trouble mass roots, nice surrounding product simple dog looking brothers every way like mj can't believe today was a good day