It's simply a normal golf game (Normal Golf Game)

Name: It's simply a normal golf game (Normal Golf Game)
Uploaded: 2026-07-04
Channel: Northernlion
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0:00 alright guys, we're playing normal golf game. this is a foddy like aka getting over it style suffercore golf game that has a demo available on steam. i watched dan play a little bit today, it looks awesome. enough said. holy cow. also looks a little bit like my summer car in this scene which sold me on it in and of itself. step one. now i'm feeling a little bit more like myself. hello.
0:44 i was wondering when you'd finally get here. i've been waiting all day. we spoke last week when you first signed up. i'm luke muscat and i designed this whole experience. you don't remember anything, anything at all? the signup form, the entry fee, not even the ultra golf challenge? wow, this is going to be an extra weird day for you then. i'll just deduct that $100,000 entry fee from your account and you can go to start your tutorial challenges from the tee box. i'm sure you won't have any trouble finding it. tab to golf.
1:12 now when i was watching this on danstream, sometimes people say, nl you look just like this guy and i get a little surprised. but like genuinely, especially with the hat on and the sunglasses, this is me. and you're saying you, you have mug him, but he's got really good calves as well. maybe they're not quite as, as good as mine, but the calves are still really good. use your mouse to drag around your hands and swing the club. it's that easy people.
1:54 it's just that easy. literally hit the green in one. hit the ball with good contact. the middle of the club face should hit the ball. hit the ground on that one. sorry y'all. that's pretty much perfect. literally might be a hole in one. hit the ball then press space to quickly reset the ball. you can try lots of shots fast this way. top that guy, sorry. hit a thin or top shot by hitting the top of the ball with the bottom of your club face. okay that's gonna be
2:36 that's gonna be tough. i think that i literally hit a pipe under the ground. no, that's literally perfect contact. it's the greatest shot anyone's ever hit in this game. there we go. that's what we're looking for. that's in case there's a big storm cloud you want to avoid or like a goose in the air that you don't want to hit. hit the ball with a lot of power. now that is a fucking drive, bro. if you think this is too easy, just you wait. hit a slice. use a and d to turn the club face. a slice goes way to the right of where you're aiming.
3:20 slice a slice goes way to the okay, so it's constantly moving a slice goes way to the right of where you're aiming good contact and a good slice. holy cow hit a straight shot use ad and qe oh q so a and d of the rotation and then q and e are the club placement straight shot
3:49 straight shot. okay, okay. okay, okay. it's starting to get a little bit more complicated. i can only say that it's a lot harder than it looks. nope. kind of missed the ball. good contact. oh, but with a little bit of draw. it's easier than real golf? yeah, but in real golf, i don't have to know the controls because i've lived in my body for my whole life. missed the ball on that one. hold, hold, hold. missed the ball again. okay, give me a sec. straight shot, please.
4:44 wait that looks that looks all right. wait wait wait okay hit the fucking ground motherfucker okay hold hold there we go good contact straight shot a little too much power but that's okay people forget now so i do it twice press space to quick reset after hitting the ball oh my god perfect little slice but still perfect tweak your aim with z and c or you can click the buttons
5:25 okay, and then we simply get a hole in one. finish 25 yards within the hole one flag. a respectable approach for a respectable player. first try. first try. little too much power on that one. okay. good contact. straight shot. little bit twisted to the right. you know what though? that's not too bad. snow is too soft. okay, we go again. i'm gonna aim a little bit to the right.
6:11 i'm gonna aim a little bit to the left. i have a natural draw. i have a natural slice. and then... no, oh, you're not ready. you're not ready. you're not ready. we're not ready for this shout. now we're freaking ready to miss. hit the ground on that one? my bad. it naturally hangs left. bro, if i'm lucky. hang on. sometimes the little fella's just sticking out straight ahead. hold, hold, hold. missed the ball. good contact. straight shot. a little bit to the right, but you know... oh! wait, wait, wait.
7:09 that tree might have saved me. too much power. okay, we don't... this is our swing. that's our swing right there. we don't need to go back so far. hit it a little fat and straight. some people like that, i'm told. okay, hold. hold. hit the ground. motherfucker. good contact. a slight fade. fade takes it to the left, which means this is devastating for us. okay? perfect and straight. little too much power still to this day. maybe like this then. come on. come on.
8:19 wait, this could actually... why are you spinning? that would spin the other way! this isn't enough power this time! wait, how... 33 yards to the pin? hit the secret hidden gong. can you find it? oh, between the gong and the stand? really? that's crazy. now we're talking. come see me back at the security gate. alright, dude, this is kind of awesome.
9:06 great start. it seems like you're getting back into the swing of things. in other news, your car has been towed. why do you look so surprised? you've parked in front of a no parking sign. they're everywhere. oh, i forgot we had celebrations for the last person to complete the ultimate golf challenge, so parking was allowed temporarily. do me a favor and go smash down those boards covering the signs. literally easy. literally easy. just gotta turn the club. just tap it in. just gotta tap it in. tap, tap, tap.
9:53 happen the app, eh, ozmak? alright, so that's gonna be way over. that's gonna be hitting the ground. that's gonna be way over. it's over for you. wait, i gotta hit a thin shot. i'm literally too good at the game. you could just get closer. wait. you guys, clearly you guys have golfed before. holy cow. motherfucker, man. motherfucker.
10:49 and now i topped the fucking shot, almost ended up on america's funniest home videos with that shot. huge. the two for one? no parking, you will be towed. now this is a tougher shot, bro. hook it around the tree a little. nice try. you know what, let's stick with this one first. hmm. and this is... this is tricky. something like... something like that.
11:40 oh, okay, okay. little less power. that could work. literally almost did work, even though you're probably nay saying. hit the ground. that's not going anywhere. made it over the fence like jesse at the start of toy story 5. that could make it. hit the ground. little thin on that one. okay. pretty close, though. hit the ground. that's it. oh! what a fucking shot, bro.
12:38 that was a beaut. now this, this is a fucking, this is a toughie man. pat straight, what is this? the dad on a sitcom in the 90s? yeah, we went there. we went there. we're going to be saying a bunch of stuff like that probably. we're also going to be saying, not quite. we didn't quite get it on that one. okay, we got, obviously we got to take off almost all the power, but that was the right idea. that might work. literally was, was in the ballpark.
13:35 if not for the low taper fade. need a little bit more speed on that? i was, i think i was putting. oh. what's your favorite smith song? uh, i'm a big fan of frankly mr. hankey. now if i could just give me a second to remember the lyrics to frankly mr. hankey.
14:15 it's i know i definitely know it starts, frankly, mr. hankey, this poo session i've held, it stains my drain and it corrodes my bowl. that's yes, yes, that's it. i knew i had it in there because i came up with it before. this poo session i've held, it's shankly oh my bad, my bad, i thought it was frankly, mr. hankey. motherfucker.
14:59 i don't even know what i'm doing anymore. it's like sometimes when you're driving and you forget how to drive, like now i'm moving myself instead of moving the club. it's like i don't know which one's the gas and which one's the brake. a little bit, a little, a little bit more. a little bit less. oh, if it just draped right over the top, imagine. that's all right, happens to tiger woods too. and let's be honest, that dude could golf. oh, clang, clang.
15:55 that could that could literally land on top of it. oh, that looks fucking good though. oh, don't give me that slice bullshit. that was a straight shot in the ground. okay, hit the ground running. i'm en route to the masters you when you see a pomelo hang on what is what is this in reference to because it is i mean, it's pomelo season right now if they made a pomelo that was easy to peel like
16:44 i mean, i wouldn't want to be one because it'd be over for them. let's put it that way. oh, okay. i'm getting lazy to be honest. that looks so good. too much. lang me. a clang is the closest thing to a successful hit. it's crazy to think that by the time the game ends, we're going to be hitting like 10 shots like this in a row and not even thinking about it. just tap it in, man. that wasn't even fucking close. there's still another billboard too? wait, really?
17:46 fuck finishing the demo, i might not even be able to finish this quest before i have to go play mecha chameleon bro. objective i get. calling it a quest is a little putting too fine a point on it like i'm the only bee in your bonnet type shit. oh that's it. oh! trouble with the fucking maples bro. oh yeah! are you trolling me? that was it man, it went under the sign?
18:45 that could make it. no, no shot, no shot. fuck you, man. they are quite convinced they're right. they are. oh, that's just too much power. still too much power. hitting the ground, bro. line it up. now you're putting again. now you're putting. what do you mean another angle? this is just... oh, fuck. wouldn't it be funny if i'm just moving my mouse by accident and i got it? and for my best made efforts, i can't fucking even hit the ball? beautiful sound.
19:49 that looked, that was exactly what i wanted to happen. that, i mean, oh, i was already starting the trash talk. i thought it was so perfect. i was going to say, i'm glad we, it took us so long because we got the win on such a perfect shot. come on, man. it's, it's not easy. i'd like to see you take a crack at it. hold, hold, hold. i mean, that was just nothing. that was, that was, i mean, his, his elbows were like velociraptors on that one, man.
20:48 and you're saying this is harder, that this is easier than real golf is what you're trying to tell me, which makes no sense. that's so perfect. completely smash the two old event signs. experiment with your stance to see how high the ball pops. if i become like a little manlet, if i'm hitting 5'10", then it should pop higher because i'm lower to the ball.
21:48 that's the wrong sign. i thought these were event signs. you're talking about this one? it's a party congratulations to our winner? and then maybe this as well? and then the higher we stand, the lower the ball should go. i mean that was a really good shot. that's not a sign? fuck you, that is a sign. it's not the same phenotype as that sign, but that is a sign. ace of base type shit. fuck you, buddy. i'm going four for four.
22:59 i'm going two for three. what the fuck? i was just moving my mouse, man. oh, that's huge. oh my god! i can't even see it, man. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24:29 whoa! yes, man. yes. they literally got cheesing on the damn sign. this is awesome. if youtube hates this, i'm not fucking with youtube. just on mechanics alone, we're talking game of the year contender right here. insane shot. i honestly thought we might catch it off the bounce. fuck tumble seed. listen, listen. some people are saying it was not nice to go play tumble seed.
25:12 for the first time in 10 years to be like you guys were all wrong this game's awesome and then play it after dredging it up from its grave and then going wait maybe you were right maybe this game wasn't all that good we take those yeah enough distractions we're here to play golf serious totally normal golf go back to normal golf
25:47 i can't believe they did all that for free. oh, hello. you're back here already. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. hopefully i can get, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. let's get back to some normal. let me hit the ball, let me hit the ball, let me hit the ball. hit a draw. the ball will start like a slice, but then turn left. hit a draw, hit a draw. huge. hit a fade. it's like a draw, but the opposite. imagine if nl hit a fat taper fade.
26:40 oh, that's a straight shot, bro. that's a hook. that's a hook, bro. that's a hook! you're hitting hooks nonstop! no, no, no, it's a slice! now that's a good fucking fade. oh, shit. use q and e to curve the ball and hit the giant bowling pin. i can do this. i can do this before we go to mecha chameleon and then come back to this tomorrow. i can do this on the first fucking try. i can do this on the second fucking try. actually, kind of easily.
27:47 oh, that's the bowling pin is too far away. i thought it was much closer. fuck you. that's it. raw motherfucker. less angle, more angle, less angle. there you go. that's it. bonk. guess what, buddy? nice tutorial. be a shame if a pro gamer came along and sequence broke it. you must stand on the tee.
29:09 that's good. and then just the slightest, the slightest curve, please. that's a thin and straight shot right into the magical barrier, bro. what do i got? i got three minutes. okay, i'm locking in because i'm going to get this on the first try now that i'm really trying. club's up. get your clubs in the air. i've lost all confidence in myself. not even close. not even close. streamer lobby, you might have 15 minutes, but i would have 15 minutes because of people doing what i'm doing. ah!
30:38 so i would be part of the problem. also, i don't really know how it works with vtubers. vtubers might be on time. it's a totally foreign world for me. i'm louis theroux. oh, and a little bounce. are you trolling me? how did it not land? i can't do it. i can't do it. i've got one minute. i can't do it. i can do it. you just have to hit one shot. it's one shot of golf. it could take no time.
32:00 now i don't even know how to hit a fade anymore. it's certainly not like that. incoming call motherfucker man. motherfucker. no! okay. i got a slash marker normal golf game.