poggers - Bits and Banter [07⧸01⧸2026]

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0:00 dude it's so fucked up there's no first of the month mario 64 musical keyboard. i thought for sure someone would have knocked that out in like 2011 or something like that. i mean there's first of the month. i don't mind if this ruins my algorithm. that's oh and then just the first like three seconds. oh i mean that's really nice and then in the related videos what do we got here?
0:29 hello everyone. well, the ball state softball team continued to play this weekend and they were hoping to continue off of their straight three out of four losses. and so we'll take a look and see how that happened. oh man, that is a classic. oh, and then what else have we got here? oh. oh shit. oh.
1:02 this briefcase got opened and all the spooky papers are flooding the goosebumps neighborhood now! oh shit, but the beat kinda goes crazy. and i still... i mean i know we've taught... there's probably an entire video essay about just this moment, but when the papers are cursed and then they go by the lady and she just turns from like
1:31 you know, a lady into like kind of like a busted lady? like just literally just her hair is like she just got out of the shower. she didn't turn into like a zombie or nothing. she just kind of... her hair's like a little bit damp. damn! this is a classic man.
2:10 oh, it's gonna ring the doorbell bro, not car don't show carly in the haunted mask man. i'm gonna fucking freak out no, no carly from the haunted mask sorry guys no traumatized fucking traumatized bro. the mask wouldn't come off her fucking face. oh
2:37 she just wanted a halloween costume. then the mask wouldn't come off her fucking face, bro. mumps beware. she stole it? i guess she did steal it. but like, still kind of fucked up that she left that in the store. or that the haunted mask owner left it in the store. i guess it is kind of, it's very ai youtube story coded.
3:08 my daughter, i told my daughter not to steal my haunted mask and then she did. you won't guess what happened next. have you seen this southern ass dad getting pissed as fuck trying to fix his ceiling fan? i told my son not to go into the well that turns you into a ghost dog. you won't believe what that idiot did next. is that the one apollo? is that ghost dog? wave the samurai? it's been a while since i've seen it.
3:43 it is pretty good. i don't think it's an all timer.
4:06 i can't let you get close, still better. it is crazy, i got the instagram reel up and it played a tiktok noise, like no one gives a fuck man. god damn this fucking hellhole, i hate this fucking hellhole. alright, maybe it's pretty good. you gotta see a chelsanen american gangster. i don't know that i'm a self proclaimed gangster. i'm from the mean streets of west blinn, oregon.
4:35 and i've seen things and been through things that somebody like you and your little pearly loft couldn't even relate to. and if you're asking me to share stories with you that are frankly none of your business, maybe i'll give you a couple and maybe you'll take the little smug look off your face. but i can date back to when i was 11 years old. i'm minding my own business and i'm in a park. this guy, stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket, he puts his mouth
5:09 and he just throws the wrapper on the ground. he publicly litters. okay, so he's shitposting, which is, he's good though, he's good, don't get me wrong. and i saw that, i had to see these things at a young age. sure somebody came along, somebody picked it up, somebody threw it in the trash can, but for the few moments where that sat on the ground and the law was violated right here in my neighborhood, what about the time i'm on the sidewalk and i watch a guy cross the street and he's not even within the lines?
5:43 how about this one though? you don't realize how genius the joker's introduction is. how about the world cup but it's lord of the rings? how about memorial day vintage oil painting frame tv art american flag? youtube is in a bad place, man. how about 8 inches and thick?
6:02 your life as every hell's angels rank. they think i'm literally 60 years old and stupid, man. they got me served up ai videos about what it's like to be in the hell's angels. are they trolling me with this one? because i feel like this... if what i'm looking at is what i'm looking at, is this the easiest framed of all time?
6:28 because this looks like inception, but it also looks like doctor strange, but it also looks like the host. it's not inception? why the fuck is everything so twisted, man? why the fuck is everything twisting around? is this elysium? they live on the ring world? what is this? jupiter ascending? oh, this is the star trek movie. i have seen this one. this is into darkness.
6:56 really went crazy with her makeup. obviously part of some alien species. they went all the way in the makeup artist chair with that one. she's freaking green, bro. she's green. no, this is the other one. this is beyond. this is the one i didn't see. star trek beyond. i heard it was pretty good. pretty good? you're crazy? i don't really know about what real star trek fans think about it. if i wanted to know what they were experts on, i would ask them,
7:26 how they feel about getting their pants pulled down and spanked by the football quarterback and having their lunch money stolen every day before i put them in a locker, hung them up by the waistband of their underpants in their own locker and kind of left them hanging there like...
7:43 we went to very different schools. no one was really getting their ass beat at my school, i will say. although there was one time, we kind of had a table for misfit toys that like i sat at. and one time a kid that very rarely sat with us was sitting there and someone tapped him on the shoulder and said like, this guy wants to talk to you outside. and then he left, he was gone for like, it's not funny, but he was gone for like two minutes.
8:10 and then we came back, his face was like all scuffed up and he was crying and we were like what happened and then he was like i just got into a fight outside. you didn't back him up? god is my witness, i did not know this kid really from... what do religious people say? i did not know him from job. he just sat down at our table and we were a very welcoming group and then he got, i think he got jumped outside
8:36 this 7 3 uconn center averaged over four blocks per game and was an all american before becoming a number two overall pick. gordon hayward? yeah, it turns out i have no idea.
8:47 hayward is not 7 foot 3. you should not be saying gordon hayward's not that tall. you should be saying, wow, nl knows who gordon hayward is. because to be honest, i have absolutely no idea what's going on in the nba. lebron is still playing apparently. i know what's going on in the wnba or as i call it the nba.
9:08 why are they making those poor girls play four overtimes in the regular season, man? that doesn't seem right. that's like, that's a second game of basketball that they have just added on to the first game of basketball. there was no need for that. there's no need for quadruple overtime in the regular season. in what state east of the mississippi does dry tortugas national park reside? i have absolutely no idea, man. dry tortugas, maybe florida? all right, it turns out i have some idea. this is
9:38 james marsden. this is actually julian from the mask after he puts on the mask. you're given a little aubrey plaza. you're given a little hillary duff again. the only time i ever think about hillary duff is when she's in the face mash in the daily dozen. and she's in the face mash like once a week, bro. these are regions that are also items.
10:13 you know what i mean? one away. long island is also an iced tea? alimerick is also a poem, you fucking moron! chicago, casablanca, munich. these are all cities that are also movies. oh yeah, okay, fargo. these are movies. long island. these are islands? islands? dominican republic, cuba, singapore, long island. these are islands? oh, motherfucker, man.
10:50 cow. it does have cow in there. and then, wait, like a guinea pig? a maus cow. cub? moscow. capital... capital cities? but they're not capital cities because the capital of nigeria is lagos and the capital of guinea bissau is i don't know, man. but maybe... maybe we let it fly? nope. i'm stupid.
11:23 places in cocktail cocktail names starting with starting with countries and also they are countries is crazy that's honestly that's devilish bro what's singapore singapore sling i can't tell you what's in it but i could tell you that it's like um i don't like 31 if you get it in singapore some bullshit some some bullshit some bullshit they sell to tourists not not like you and me librarian
11:51 i didn't do anything touristy when i was in singapore. i was living like a local. durian? oh, i was eating lots of durian. way more than i wanted to. i was living la vida local. exactly, exactly. getting sick after eating at the hawker center? shouldn't have gotten the sambal beef, man. childish gambino vs slim jimmy. well, i know just that one song that goes... they play it every time i'm in aricia, so you must be clearing slim jimmy.
12:21 can i tell you, i think i can't remember if i told this story on stream. you, if you are listening to this and you are browsing wall street bets, get off of wall street bets. you should not be buying individual stocks. you are stupid. i thought i was smart. i seven years ago bought some individual stocks, did a lot of research, found some companies that i thought were good, bought them. how did they do? some won, some lost.
12:44 okay? what was my best ever individual stock purchase? buying aritzia in 2019 because my wife liked buying their clothes. literally the amount of due diligence is like, i've seen that store around. i'm telling you, you're literally just rolling the dice every time you do it. don't buy individual stocks. just buy the index bro and listen to your wife. it's that simple. set the world... this set the world record for a living artist?
13:10 jeff koons rabbit, stainless steel. fuck this guy, fuck this guy. wait, why does everyone hate this guy? it's a damn balloon. he's a hack, it's ugly. i mean, yeah. it kind of looks like they made it in the backrooms though. i mean, if this is the world record for a living artist, it's more than $10 million for sure. countries that existed when the titanic sank? i'm pretty sure that's like 180 countries, bro.
13:39 there were only 57 countries 100 years ago? are you fucking... that is the most mind blowing fact i think i've learned doing the dolls ever. 100 years ago there were 57 countries? oh my god! the smell of prickly pear... dude, reading a steely dan lyric and then looking at the username and it's hoops mccann, a steely dan reference. my rival, show me my rival.
14:11 he has a scar across his face. he wears a hearing aid.
14:18 sorry, you're right. hoops mccann is from glamour profession. my bad, y'all. i made that mistake before. you are worth more than grocery store baked goods. i'm not suggesting you should not eat sweet stuff. you deserve to have nice treats. but you don't deserve to just stuff your face with garbage baked goods from the grocery store. buy a nice quineamont from a cafe or a bakery or something like that. don't get like
14:44 16 sugar sponges from the grocery store that have barely any flavor whatsoever, okay? they're saying these are literally good. okay, well, i don't know about sugar bowl bakery. maybe sugar bowl bakery's doing things a little differently. why are you so mad about cookies? well, like, i keep taking my dad out to the coffee shop, and then i'm like, do you want a doughnut? and he's like, nah, i'm not interested. and then i go to his house, and he has like the clamshell plastic containers
15:12 of donuts from savon foods. and i'm like, those are trash, man. i don't say this very often. it's worse than tim hortons. why don't you just let me take you out to a good cafe and get you a nice bakery?
15:26 instead of, you know, you're getting six things, admittedly it's like $4.99 or something, but you're getting six donuts that suck ass. let me get you like two donuts that are awesome and like calorie for calorie they're probably about the same because the savon foods ones are just bread and a little bit of icing. let me get you one that's like they use a stick of butter per fucking donut bro.
15:48 okay, well let's do this again. i had to go to toronto for work, it was my first time in canada, went to tim hortons, it was so awful man, what's going on? okay, so here's the thing, you've come incorrect. you're blaming me for you going to a shitty restaurant. literally not my fault, your fault. you went to canada, went to a tim hortons because you thought that tim hortons is indicative of the canadian experience. that is antiquated, vestigial knowledge. that's not the way it works anymore. tim hortons has sucked for like at least 20 years. you're not supposed to go to tim hortons.
16:15 maybe in an airport to be like, let's get a sense for what this is like and you're in a trap situation. you don't have any other options. but like you do not need to, while in canada, you do not need to go to a tim hortons. so i don't know, this looks like 16 madelins to me. i have to imagine they're like 50 cents each. let's go 8.99. holy shit. 4.99, 5.99, 6.49. look at that. we won the lottery. korea?
16:48 korea is not found in the database. can i just say something? you know which korea i meant, bro. if i type korea, i mean, you can make an assumption on which one i was talking about.
17:00 we were checking you for our vacation, by the way. the person checking us in asked where kate was born, which is just what life is like for people from asia. i'll be there soon. if i keep practicing my mandarin, people will be like, where were you born? and then when i say, janada, they're going to be like, no way, bro. i don't think so. kate did say korea, and then he said north or south. and then she said south, and he said, you never know.
17:29 you just checked in 2,000 people. did a single one of them come from north korea? i think you would know. i think you would have you in your entire life looking at people's passports. has anyone ever shown you a north korean passport? i'm not saying it's never happened on earth, but i don't think it's ever happened to you. that's not super common. you're like, arrrr, no, you're albania. you're albania.
17:59 you're montenegro then. you look like you're on the coast of the mediterranean, bro. you're bosnia? you're bosnia and herzegovina. there we go. don't say bosnia, bro, like i'm a fucking asshole for not knowing the exact ordinal position of everything in the balkans, okay? like this is pretty elevated compared to the standard of geographical knowledge in the west, okay? i think i'm doing all right.
18:31 there's a textbook bosnia that a lot of these countries like i get confused on their locations. i know that bosnia, isn't bosnia the one that croatia like is keeping it from getting to the beach? the border is drawn in such a way that they're like two meters away from being able to access the sea or something like that. who you got in today's game? i have no soccer knowledge whatsoever so i won't like
18:56 debase myself by predicting. but i will say, in spite of myself, i gotta root for the host nations, man. as far as i'm concerned, i mean there's some problems, there's some tensions for sure in north america, but like from a... we're all god's children in soccer right now, okay? as long as we're all rooting for each other, i'm not gonna rock the boat, okay?
19:21 it would be cool if mexico won. not as cool as if canada won, which we're obviously going to do. we just have to get past morocco and then probably france, right? starting to think that kylian mbappe guy might have a nice career ahead of him too. he's scoring some pretty good goals lately. england and america out in the first round, generational hate watch. it's not the first round. the first round was the group stage. this is the first round of the knockout stage. that's too different. we got to give them a little bit of credit at least.
19:49 get them? we might have some uruguayan viewers, we might have some south korean viewers. i don't want them to think that the tournament existed, like there was no reason for that to take place. they went there, they flew there, they played three matches and now they went home. i'm uruguayan but we lost so meh. you need a new diego forlan. we need to get the whole country working on creating a new diego forlan.
20:12 i'm kind of the goat of knowing one soccer player from every country. diego fyvland, there you go. there you go. name a player from scotland. mccormick. did i get one? ferguson. ferguson would have been a good one too. the gravy. they make a good gravy. a good gravy powder. jeff fahey. the elo guy? science fiction horror. god made him simple. science made him a god.
20:46 wait is this the... no this is the lawnmower man dude. it's the lawnmower man. what's the name of jeff fahey in this movie? oh you saw this? yeah dude that's how i got it off of jeff fahey and the tagline.
21:05 go to movie is so funny. imagine my surprise growing up my whole life thinking that this was the scariest movie of all time because of the trailers and like posters in the video store and the movie starts with a a chimpanzee with a vr headset breaking out of a scientific laboratory and then a
21:25 well, what can you say about job? you know, a gardener who lives in a shed behind an abbey takes the chimpanzee under his wing and protects him because he thinks he's cybaman, a superheroic chimpanzee from a comic book that he likes to read. i was sure this was terrifying when i was a kid. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. honestly, the vr scene where it's like,
21:52 like the the guy has his arms up like that
21:56 i thought that this was like cosmic terror. i didn't watch it as a kid because i ascribe too much power to the imagery in the movie. and then i watched it like a year and a half ago and i was like, this is the worst movie ever made. it deserves to be in the so bad it's good pantheon alongside stuff like the room. like it's so crazy. your letterbox review says if someone told you what happened in this movie, you would tell them to fuck off? bro, joe becomes super smart.
22:24 from training in this computer program that james bond made. and then he gets seduced by a milf and fucks her in vr? but he's like, doesn't he like, he fucks her in the, he turns into like a frog or something like that while he's fucking her. and then it melts her brain. they turn into dragonflies and fuck, that's right, okay. it's crazy, man. you gotta see it. have you seen it? it's amazing.
22:54 big mama movie? yeah, i wish man. we should watch the trailer for big mama's house 2. one second. big mama's house 2 trailer. the mother of all comedies has a new sheriff in town. take me back man, take me back. is back in the house. big mama used all my math. she stole her math. my mama raised a lady. she raised a heifer.
23:29 oh, you can't say that man, you can't say that. damn! boy, you are two kinds of crazy. oh, i can't see. i can't put this on screen. martin lawrence is gonna sue the shit out of me, man. also, i'd ideally like to put some videos on youtube this week. i shouldn't be playing the trailer for big mama's house 2, but it just, i don't know, it just felt like it would hit.
24:08 felt like it would hit so nice to just watch it. i showed my ex exile in guyville and she said it sucked? yeah, unfortunately lots of women don't really get liz fair. it's very misogynist of them. but liz fair really speaks to a 37 year old man who discovered exile in guyville in 2008 at like age 21.
24:30 assumed female ex? magresta. spinny boy said she. you don't have to give me any more rope, okay? i can give myself enough rope, but this time i'm actually right. this looks absolutely awful, man. boiled lamb in ketchup sauce?
24:48 traditional stew that combines sheep trotters and stuffed tripe parcels? i mean, i think it's from france, which means it probably tastes good, but... it doesn't look good, man. it does look like the type of shit they were eating in eraserhead. it did also look like a mecha chameleon hiding spot. whatever, man, sure, i'll try it. bug soup?
25:14 is this not, these are shrimp? so, okay. or what, mussels, clams, optional shrimp, a comforting soupy rice meal with rich flavors. i have absolutely no idea where this could be from, man. northwest of greece and warm, like croatia, spanish speaking. west of, well, i mean, is it spain?
25:51 apparently it's just spain, that makes sense. spanish speaking, yeah okay, but they speak spanish in a lot of countries. there was chorizo, bro i get chorizo in canada, you ain't special. i just don't think, i'm trying to imagine the earth as if it was a sphere. let's suspend our disbelief for a moment. i feel like greece and spain should not be warm to each other. they're too far apart man. spain is like the most, i guess the second most western european
26:22 country. greece is like one of the most south east european countries. europe's smaller than canada? yeah i know, why is it you get mad when i say it but when you say it you feel like it's empowering. a potent traditional beverage from distilled sugar cane juice. it's grog. it's grog from the united kingdom? that's grog from cape verde. grogu, also called grogu. disney stole from cabo verde.
26:54 look at the alternative name on wikipedia? okay. grog. grog, also known as grogu. oh yeah, well we just... we just did that. we just did that. weren't you watching? how... i'm trying to put myself in your shoes right now. how could you be watching the stream to recommend that but then also did not know that we already knew that it said grogu? i was on the phone? those things are gonna get people killed, man. fish, chips and ba... sausage versus a cocktail that i must
27:26 i very rarely like to go down the line of the prices in scrandel, but that is a drink that is essentially 30 canadian dollars. and i just can't... that's gonna give me sticker shock for the rest of my life for sure. so i am going to go with the fish chips and battered sausage without a doubt.
27:53 cottage pie with gravy that you can't see versus lobsters steak chicken tender and salad after it's been eaten, which is just absolutely insane, but is free. so i don't know. i mean, it's a horrible picture absolutely. they're both god awful. but like what is what is this? oh, that was the lobster obviously. okay. this is the
28:20 this is pissing me off! because they... the lobster is uneaten, but they took a bite of the tender before they took a picture, which is so crazy. that's not... it's dishonest, man! i mean, that shouldn't count! how, how, how... thanks for getting me up to speed on the stims that i left behind as well. the mornings we spent off the ibuprofen, the mornings we spent off the dayquil,
28:49 since they were often found hibernating in burned logs, medieval myth held that what swamp dwelling animals were immune to fire? unlike their tiger and fire cousins, axolotls are one of the non poisonous species of what amphibian? and it's not frog. iguana. newts are a subgroup of what s critter, whose largest species is the chinese giant? is it a fucking salamanders, bro? god damn it.
29:22 salamanders, of course. salamander was the easiest one. i don't fuck with lizards, man. i don't know shit about lizards. i'll be fucking for real with you. it's not a lizard, it's an amphibian. it looks like a fucking lizard. the legs come off of its body like this and it walks like this and it lives on branches and shit. that's a fucking lizard, bro. if its eyes are like this and it goes like this, that's a lizard, okay? i don't care if it breathes
29:57 outside of the water, in the water, it doesn't matter. that is a fucking lizard. so a frog is a lizard? the green frogs are lizard coated, yeah. the ones that are all sorts of different colors, they're like their own thing. squirrels? squirrels' arms and legs don't come up their body like this, bro! they're like this! that's obviously like mammalian. squirrels don't go like that. they don't go like that.
30:25 all i'm saying is like there's two ways to classify animals, okay? one way that we've defaulted to as like the lingua franca is in an evolutionary context. who is their closest common ancestor? ergo, frogs and lizards and salamanders end up on three different branches. and then there's what i would describe as the fucking common sense way, which is a salamander looks like a fucking iguana. ergo,
30:55 they're both lizards. they're cousins as far as i'm concerned. i don't give a fuck when the mitochondrial dna split 300 million years ago or something like that. i honestly think carolus linnaeus was kind of a fucking nerd. he was kind of a nerd and now we go back to phylogenetic tree and all of a sudden actually frogs are actually closer to mammals than they are to salamanders. okay use your eyes and fucking look at them. no they're not bro. they're obviously who gives a shit?
31:24 a frog and a lizard looked, a salamander and a lizard especially. people confuse them all the time. what about bats and birds? they look the same? bats are closer to birds than they are to people, for sure. bats are obviously closer to birds. i'm not going to say they're not closer
31:42 phylogenetically? phylogenetically, they used to, their genes used to coexist with the genes of the humans more than the genes of the bats or the genes of the birds i should say. but i'm just saying, the modern day, the modern fucking day, bats and birds are close together. you find them running in the same circles. caves, trees, in the air, et cetera, et cetera, you will not fucking catch me there. so i don't give a fuck how they got there. the point is, they're there now.
32:13 i'm not saying evolution is not real. i'm simply saying it's like if i put two fucking identically looking soups in front of you and then you went those soups must be similar and then i said actually you fucking moron this one is a chowder and this one is like a korean soup and then you tasted them and they tasted identical i'm not gonna sit here and act superior and be like actually they inherit from different
32:41 culinary traditions, okay? i would be like, you know what? fair enough. one served in a bowl, one served in a duke baggie, otherwise those soups are, for all purposes, essentially identical. you're being fucking disingenuous. are katsu and chicken fried chicken the same thing? yes. yes, katsu is basically one big chicken tender, which is also a schnitzel. a chicken schnitzel, a katsu, a flat chicken tender, these are all, they're all variants of the same thing.
33:11 which is closest to itself soup salad or pasta? obviously soup and salad are closer to each other than they are to pasta, than either of them are to pasta. soup and salad because they both come from the sides slash appetizers domain. i guess it wouldn't be, they'll probably be like a genus but never had pasta salad that's a whole different thing. i'm just saying instead of categorizing animals based on like
33:39 how much genes they share, which who gives a fuck. we should classify them based on how much they look alike. and also there, i mean i've been banging this drum for like 15 years. but i think that's more relevant to the end user's average use case. similarly, i'm fucking done with this crocodile alligator shit. stop telling me when i call something a crocodile and it's an alligator, stop telling me it's an alligator, okay? they're the same creature. flat little, well not little, but flat lizard guy with big teeth.
34:08 long mouth, long mouth, sharp teeth. i don't give a fuck if it's an alligator or a crocodile. you know what i fucking meant, bro. and the thing is, you correct me, you go, it's actually not an alligator, it's a crocodile. guess what, motherfucker? i don't know the fucking difference. so you're correcting me just to make yourself feel smarter. because i don't know, i don't know the difference. if you would educate me on the difference between them, that would be a different story. but instead you're just like, actually that one's a crocodile. okay, obviously i don't know the fucking difference because i didn't name it properly.
34:38 and even now nobody's typing it. somebody said they have longer snouts. okay, some people have longer snouts. they're still people, bro. just because you got an aquiline nose don't mean you ain't my brother. crocodiles can swim in salt water. buddy, that's... i don't think that's enough! that's enough to draw a dividing line. if they had an extra pair of legs or like a double the amount of eyeballs or something like that, that'd be a different story.
35:07 former monarchies of south asia, bro. 20th century in sri lanka? i'm dead ass. i want to say this is ceylon. i have no idea where that could... i guess europa universalis iv. it came from europa universalis iv. 2003 musicals? it's wicked. 2000 establishments in england? yeah, i could not... wait, no, i do know this. it's the millennium bridge because i was fucking there, bro. that's not how you spell millennium. tough ass word to spell.
35:36 i know all about the millennium bridge. one thing i know i said this when i came back from london, but i still i'm very confused about the purpose of the tower bridge. so i believe the tower bridge essentially sits at the east side of london on the thames and then it's a drawbridge so ships can pass. and they love to tell you like even still a couple of times a year they'll raise the tower bridge for ceremony and stuff like that. but the thing is
36:06 less than 500 meters to the west is a bridge that doesn't raise. so like what's the point, like the tower, they go through all this rigamarole to raise the drawbridge and then a boat can go like an extra kilometer down the river or something like that and then it just has to turn around and go home.
36:30 2000s controversies in the united states, 2000 songs, eminem songs, horrorcore songs, songs about revenge, murder ballads. this is stan. i don't... this is kim, my bad. what is... this is where i tell you, i don't know what uxora's side is, bro. that's when you kill your wife? doesn't he kill his wife in stan? no? he doesn't treat her very well. i know for sure he... well, no, stan does.
37:02 that wasn't him, that was stan. oh, they were married. okay, stan kills stan's wife. okay, okay, that's right. oh shit, 17th century chinese monarchs? empress... what's her name? what was her name from the game? empress wu? there we go. personal name wu zhao was the only undisputed female sovereign in the history of china. how about that? that's easy, bro.
37:35 1740 works, fairy tales about shape shifting, the ugly duckling. never mind, beauty and the beast. i guess they don't shape shift in the ugly duckling. they just kind of grow up now that i think about it. 1983 in american politics, 1983 in military history, 1984 establishments in the united states. this is the star wars defense program. this is the star wars missile defense.
38:11 this is the strategic defense initiative. i think you should count that. i'm not going to count it because i don't need to, but you should count it. 2025 animal births, 2026 in internet culture. oh wait this is punch the monkey. i was going to say there's no way i know this, but this is punch the monkey bro. we fucking mogg today too for the record. what? they killed star wars?
38:44 are you silly? i'm just gonna send it. whatever happened to that guy? did we ever find out what happened to that guy? the guy used to... canadian fella used to jump his lawnmower over a bunch of stuff? oh my fuck. that was actually huge, holy cow. yeah yeah yeah, okay. top 12%, that was awesome. let me see, is this... they might say some stuff in this video, so i apologize. i don't know, i just woke up from it. oh, this? i forgot about this one, man.
39:14 i'm a little nap, it's a little dark but you guys silly? i'm still gonna send it. this is what youtube should be, man! i know you're saying like, could you make it any better? nah, man. i could take it down to 240 if you want but otherwise that's as good as it gets.
39:45 i don't know, i just woke up from a little nap. it's a little dark, but you guys silly? i'm still gonna send it. this is how people sound up here, by the way. genuinely, like i grew up with probably like 35 of a guy that is exactly like this. also driving the snowmobile over the one part of the road that's frozen is so canadian, man.
40:18 it's like it's not where it's meant to be but look mother nature gave you a path man mother nature put down a little tarmac and said go nuts well that hurt but the et still runs so round two this is what it's all about
41:07 family farts the nutty professor movie clip 1996 sherman i think i do remember him something on tv about colon cleansing i can't i can't i can't watch it all laugh too hard. have you seen microwave elbow drop guy?
41:42 why is it taking so long to load? this is it? no, i can't watch that. that's too much, man. that's, that's way too much.
42:10 that's a good scream? i'm pretty sure he broke his arm in like five places when he fell, okay? like he... the microwave did not budge at all. me enjoying breakfast club in the jungle? more likely than you would think. jumanji, welcome to the jungle. yeah, okay, literally the easiest critical of all time. you know what pisses me off?
42:32 and i don't think that welcome to the jungle is like deserving of five stars or whatever, but a sequel reboot which provides a fresh alternative look and feels in contrast to its predecessor while still maintaining its hokey breezy grasp on comedy? sure, why not? mvp, actor as a badass. second mvp, actor as a woman. why three stars? you wrote a four star review and then you gave it three stars because you wanted to be cool. you wanted to signal that you're too cool for jumanji even though your review indicates and betrays the fact that you loved it.
42:59 three stars and a heart when you wrote a four star review? come on, man. okay, they're kind of real for this one though. the original jumanji was kind of traumatizing when the kid turns into the monkey and then also when when alan parrish gets melted into the floor like the quicksand the floor turns into quicksand and he's about to he's like getting swallowed up by the quicksand and then he gets stuck in the floor because they get it fixed at the very end. what the fuck?
43:40 okay, so this is obviously 50 50. because this is like 80 20. and that's insane. this is like 90 10. this is 50 50. oh my god. that's horrific. it's not even close. feel bad for anyone who splits a chicken nugget with you? you don't split a single chicken nugget. that's insane. you split an even number of nuggets in the box. chicken nuggets are a two bite food. you can't split it. sorry, it starts playing automatically now.
44:25 this sounds like some hit the road shit. oh, this is the pink panther. they literally play this in austin powers. i'm not fucking with you. they play it in austin powers, but i don't know what it is yet. oh, it's a fever.
45:05 fever! fever! peggy lee. it is a nice fill. it's got a little... do they play fever in austin powers? fever is a song written by eddie cooley and otis blackwell. it has been covered by several artists from diverse genres, including peggy lee in 1958,
45:38 control f austin powers. beyonce's version was produced by damon elliott and was recorded by her while she was still working on the 2002 film austin powers in goldmember. that doesn't really answer my question but i'm gonna take it. how how how how. get tumble seed out of the scenes bro. i don't need a tumble seed source anymore.
46:02 alright guys, we're playing normal golf game. this is a foddy, like, aka getting over it style, suffercore golf game that has a demo available on steam. i watched dan play a little bit today, it looks awesome. enough said. holy cow. also looks a little bit like my summer car in this scene, which sold me on it in and of itself. now when i was watching this on dan's stream, sometimes people say, nl you look just like this guy, and i get a little surprised, but like genuinely,
46:39 especially with the hat on and the sunglasses, this is me. and you're saying you, you cav mog him, but he's got really good calves as well. maybe they're not quite as, as good as mine, but the calves are, are still really good. use your mouse to drag around your hands and swing the club. it's that easy people. it's just that easy. literally hit the green in one. there we go. that's what we're looking for. that's in case there's a big storm cloud you want to avoid or like a goose in the air that you don't want to hit.
47:22 if you think this is too easy, just you wait. hit a slice. use a and d to turn the club face. a slice goes way to the right of where you're aiming. a slice goes way to the... okay, so it's constantly moving. a slice goes way to the right of where you're aiming. good contact. and a good slice. holy cow. hit a straight shot. use a, d, and q, e. oh, q. so a and d are the rotation. and then q and e are the club placement. straight shot.
47:56 straight shot. okay, okay. okay, okay. it's starting to get a little bit more complicated. i can only say that it's a lot harder than it looks. it's easier than real golf. yeah, but in real golf, i don't have to know the controls because i've lived in my body for my whole life. finish 25 yards within the hole one flag. a respectable approach for a respectable player. first try. first try. a little too much power on that one. okay. hit the ground on that one. my bad.
48:38 it naturally hangs left? bro, if i'm lucky. hit it a little fat and straight. some people like that. hit the secret hidden gong. can you find it? oh, in between the gong and the stand? really? that's crazy. now we're talking. come see me back at the security gate. all right. dude, this is kind of awesome.
49:21 great start. it seems like you're getting back into the swing of things. in other news, your car has been towed. why do you look so surprised? you've parked in front of a no parking sign. they're everywhere. oh, i forgot we had celebrations for the last person to complete the ultimate golf challenge, so parking was allowed temporarily. do me a favor and go smash down those boards covering the signs. literally easy. just gotta turn the club. just tap it in. just gotta tap it in. tap, tap, tap.
49:57 happen the app, eh, ozmak? alright, so that's gonna be way over. that's gonna be hitting the ground. that's gonna be way over. dad, it's over for you. wait, i gotta hit a thin shot. i'm literally too good at the game. you could just get closer. wait. you guys, clearly you guys have golfed before. holy cow. motherfucker, man. motherfucker.
50:38 and now i topped the fucking shot, almost ended up on america's funniest home videos with that shot. now this is a tougher shot, bro. hook it around the tree a little. nice try. you know what, let's stick with this one first. that straight, what is this? the dad on a sitcom in the 90s? yeah, we went there. we're gonna be saying a bunch of stuff like that. motherfucker.
51:19 i don't even know what i'm doing anymore. it's like sometimes when you're driving and you forget how to drive, like... now i'm moving myself instead of moving the club. it's like i don't know which one's the gas and which one's the brake. clang me. a clang is the closest thing to a successful hit. it's crazy to think that by the time the game ends we're gonna be hitting like 10 shots like this in a row and not even thinking about it. ohhhhhh! yaaaaaaah! are you trolling me? that was it, man! it went under the sign?
52:03 that, i mean, oh, i was already starting the trash talk. i thought it was so perfect. i was going to say, i'm glad we, it took us so long because we got to win on such a perfect shot. come on, man. it's, it's not easy. i'd like to see you take a crack at it. i mean, that was just nothing. that was, that was, i mean, his, his elbows were like velociraptors on that one, man.
52:37 and you're saying this is harder, that this is easier than real golf is what you're trying to tell me, which makes no sense. that's so perfect. oh! that could do it. whoa! yes, man, yes. they literally got cheesing on the damn sign. this is awesome. if youtube hates this, i'm not fucking with youtube. just on mechanics alone, we're talking game of the year contender right here.
53:18 fuck tumble seed. listen, listen. some people are saying it was not nice to go play tumble seed for the first time in 10 years. to be like, you guys were all wrong, this game's awesome. and then play it after dredging it up from its grave and then going, wait, maybe you were right. maybe this game wasn't all that good. we take those. yeah! imagine if nl hit a fat taper fade. oh, that's a straight shot, bro.
53:54 use q and e to curve the ball and hit the giant bowling pin. oh, that's the bowling pin. it's too far away. guess what, buddy? nice tutorial. be a shame if a pro gamer came along and sequence broke it. you must stand on the tee. that's a thin and straight shot right into the magical barrier, bro. what do i got? i got three minutes. okay, i'm locking in because i'm going to get this on the first try now that i'm really trying. streamer lobby, you might have 15 minutes.
54:43 but i would have 15 minutes because of people doing what i'm doing. ah! so i would be part of the problem. also, i don't really know how it works with vtubers. vtubers might be on time. oh, and a little bounce. ah! are you trolling me? how did it not land? incoming call, motherfucker, man. motherfucker. no! okay. i got a slash marker, normal golf game.
55:35 i was doing research on the nnls3 wiki. oh my gosh. what did you find? i just wanted to know what i was getting into, but it's nice to meet everyone.
55:52 nice to meet you too. do you have any cool like facts from the wiki or anything? yeah, i think i all the facts jumbled in my mind. so i know there's like a there's a real life best friend like a like an irl friend in the group. who's that?
56:18 i didn't think i was gonna get tested so i don't know if i like really committed to that work. you literally just did the like teacher we did you didn't assign us homework. i want a pop quiz right now. no no no no. it's funny either way if you get it wrong it's funny if you get it right it's funny. okay okay okay. it was uh it was fans maybe? yeah sounds right. really? me and stans go way back.
56:47 oh man, we were just talking yesterday too about not knowing the canadian anthem. that's the most i've ever heard of it. yeah, me too. that's the most anyone's ever heard of it. canada day is today, okay? all of us nasty americans have to. it is today, yeah. yeah, true. oh my god. shouldn't you be celebrating? shouldn't you be like, i don't know, at home? by playing a fun game with your wonderful friends, okay? you didn't know retro chameleon was canadian?
57:16 even better, it's japanese.
57:18 hello, everyone's here so i will introduce everyone to everyone. hello, my name is kate. also known as lovely momo, also known as nl's wife, but i want to be more than that, so here i am. this is ryan, he is more than ryan. people also call him northern, people also call him nl, and he's bald. but he wants to be more than that.
57:46 i don't usually include that in my intro. i'll be honest. corcor is a funny guy. we love him. and then next we got apollo. we love apollo. apollo known as dumb dog. he has been playing this game ever since i introduced it to him. so you're welcome. next. not bald, by the way. not bald. not bald.
58:10 and stance, we played watch dogs together. i also secretly found that stance did like a fan...
58:18 video of ryan interviewing librarian and i was laughing because librarian was like oh yeah so ryan is like this kind of person and then he made this cut then blah blah blah i'm like what the heck is this? he sounds just like that by the way. it's all a video too. it's like insider art instead of outsider. so we got four men in the group and we actually have five girls. why'd you say it like that?
58:43 we got five women. we actually have more females than kaul. we'll start with giga. you guys know giga, known as preaga. i mean, i'm giga. she is the evil lord. she's a cool vtuber. go follow her. we got hina. i played mahjong with her with stands. she delt into my triple yakuman. i'm always grateful for hina. that's me. i'd do anything for the content. generational aura loss.
59:11 we got berry, berry bug. she's also from south korea. we also wear hanbok together. she's the mangnae of the group.
59:23 she loves whopper bugs. whopper bugs? whopper bug burger? i actually don't like the whopper too much. don't listen to her, she likes whopper. no, i really don't. i just have it as the background of my stream because i think it looks funny. she can handle all that. she's a junior whopper only.
59:44 and then last but not the least, we got ashton martin. don't get mixed up with the car. it's ash ashton. and she is a cool racer vtuber. her new original song came out a week ago. go check it out. ashton martin on youtube. go watch it. it's so good. it's so good. she's a racer. oh and then she's chinchilla. chinchilla lover. chinchilla vtuber.
1:00:12 you covered all the bases, thank you. i also wanted to point out that it's really humorous that you keep saying like five female four male when i think more obvious divide. the more obvious divide is like the anime girls. the anime girls versus the fleshies. yeah, i'm sorry you told me not to say that. kate did you write down the intros for everyone? did you actually like script that?
1:00:34 no, not him. i think he did. that was from the hurt. or at least you like, you preloaded it in your brain with one for everybody. ryan, husband, bald. i think you can tell when kate's reading. she's got the reading voice. i do, i do. apollo has a dog profile picture, so he might be closer on like a...
1:00:58 yeah, on the range. it's like a half space, you know. it's like a middle face. i tried to point that out earlier. that's really good. wait, so then it's four versus four. did you just say i'm on the spectrum? the vtuber spectrum, bro! oh, okay, sorry. no, it's the same one, don't worry. yeah, it has to be.
1:01:21 i just realized how odd that might have been. i guess it probably isn't part of like, i mean maybe i think everybody probably introduces one another when you're on stream for the first time, but in vtuber culture it's very much like, okay do the roar, say the thing. see i never did that, like i never made one of those intros and i always got like really nervous because i'd show up to a collab with a bunch of vtubers and they'd all start doing some sort of practiced intro and i'd be like,
1:01:44 oh, hey guys, my name's this and then i wouldn't have anything else. i never made any of those maps.
1:01:53 i like it when they say it so fast you can tell it's like a tongue twister and they like said it and memorize it so much that ashton has one. ashton, you want to do yours for us please? no, that's okay actually. let's all do them one at a time. no, i think we should, we should uh start painting. yours is so good! no, please don't do this to me. i am ashton martin and i'm the really dear me race queen ready to raid your mark. oh my god, please stop, please.
1:02:21 it's kind of a new frontier for me. yeah. yeah, this is really like a collision of...
1:02:29 i've had this experience before back during the among us days. well, there was a twitch rivals and they thought, you know, let's bring two communities together. so they brought our among us group with the vtuber community. so it was like five of us and it was like ironmouth, silver veil, a few others and it was a culture shock because we were like, let's play among us. we're gonna try hard and we're gonna win and then it was all of that and it was like, okay, yeah, that's a lot.
1:02:55 i get lowkey mad at my vtuber friends when they like or stare at me because i like to try hard and i start getting pissed this is ryan post, he does that when he's happy he's quirk chungus? i'd do that from time to time yeah, i've been known to do that i've seen you do that one before in the picture that's one of the quirk chungus! oh my god ryan, you ever do one of these? wait, this one seems to be okay wait, wait, how are you doing that? how are you doing that? wait, what?
1:03:27 wait, wait, wait, i have an amazing idea. wait, how's that paint again? oh my gosh. okay, okay, i'm sorry. oh, you might want to up the time on the paint. i've noticed that the more you play this game, the more you want to try crazier things. and so you try it and then you're like, this isn't going to work. what am i doing? and then you move and suddenly there's 10 seconds left.
1:03:50 i'm gonna be the first one found. that's exactly what happened to me. it's a game that encourages thinking inside the box. how do i make black? how do i make black? oh god. just give us just 10 more seconds, please. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. that was a mario land o. no!
1:04:18 i wasn't even done! their hunting time is so long! who's rabies survivor? honestly, sorry. sorry, i can leave and change my name. i wasn't sure if i was well now it's a poop in the toilet, man!
1:04:41 now there's poop everywhere you can't shoot the poop in the toilet. oh don't go in there guys. you don't want to go in there i missed my own death, and i'm dead already at the end of the round when you like click around you can hit g on people. the mod must be downloaded to start the game i downloaded like every map
1:05:05 you didn't get ddos too. no, no, i gotta, oh, just give me, but i clicked on it and then it's like you got to sign in, sign in steam on your browser. oh, you do? just auto open steam. you need to sign in or create an account to do this, i'm signed in. you're trolling, you're trolling.
1:05:27 one second. i should have added when i introduced ryan, he's old. this is not that old. i subscribed to this. there are two of them. oh, there's two. you got the crypto miner. we forgot to tell you to watch out for them. oh, man. yeah, yeah. your computer must be slow. all right, all right, i'm in. it's waiting to download.
1:05:55 oh no. this is probably a bad time to say that i've never played cs before. it's probably for the best. what the hell? there's some people who are like, this stuff will be incredibly easy. they have the entire thing in their ass. okay, who is this? it's really good. that's awesome. that is actually awesome. it's so good. okay, wait, any last words? who complimented sans's spot because it is ass, man?
1:06:28 i never noticed this door before so it matches man, i tried i don't understand how to move good why am i getting splashed on? imagine if i do dad. it's so wet in there for some reason
1:06:50 yeah, i'll give you guys there's an blade and i can't say that everybody sorry i was gonna try to narrow it down and then i realized people are still pretty spread out. there's one on b. i heard a whistle. no everyone is on ct side right now. i think like all the remaining people are ct like that half of the map. there's this piece of crap on the ground. that's like perfectly geometric like a blocky guy
1:07:16 the fuck are you up in the light bulb or something? dude, light bulb, that's a good... that's not a bad idea. what are you talking about?
1:07:30 listen, just because you stood in front of a box in default mode. it's john all day. i'm gonna scream. ryan what? ryan what? oh my god. yeah. that's what. dude, it was so bad. i thought that was pretty good. it kind of just looks like a guy laying on the ground. oh man.
1:07:58 i haven't heard a single whistle. i'm just spamming whistle right now. the bm. oh, this is actually such a good spot. oh, my god. oh, it's so close. oh, my god. you're a brick. oh, my god. corey, that's crazy.
1:08:39 are you in the middle ryan? okay. oh! oh, oh, don't go near the hammers! don't go near the hammers! what stage are we on? i want to theme myself. it's fallout. fall guys. have you guys ever seen the video of chuck e. cheese like as a puppet doing a stream and like... he says like...
1:09:05 and then he just like, he's afraid that he doesn't know what it means. he's like, what if this means something bad? and they're trying to hire an actor, man. they did that with him. and there was a tony the tiger v tuber. do you remember that? oh, yeah. tony the tiger v tuber. the poor guy didn't know. oh,
1:09:30 somebody asked for a paw reveal. so here's a little wave it was crazy yeah, okay you can you can hit q here and make another one on the other side so it's a little bit more even on cue is that okay? like spin it around a little bit. yeah. yeah. yeah now you can
1:09:55 you can like enclose so the legs aren't showing. i'm in pain. wait, wait, i'm in pain. how do i get rid of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, there you go. thank you. x, okay. oh, thank you, thank you. hold. sorry, this i see how the new rotation works. the clip of chuck e. cheese is really good. and he sounds like he's whimpering too because of the fall guy sounds.
1:10:20 it's so funny. yeah, i'm thinking about my life choices. i thought i could do another one. wait, oh there's a cooldown on clones. holy shit. okay, no, it'll delete the oldest clone. oh, it looks like the oldest one? oh, okay. i'm so overstimulated on this map, man. remember, if you shoot the clone, you lose though, so be careful. correct. i feel like i can't talk.
1:10:47 i'm hiding. i'm like so nervous. you're afraid we're gonna find you? yeah, there is a lot of interesting human psychology that goes on in this game. oh, okay. we got one. oh, that was really good. that was good. you guys both walked right past me and i was like, oh my god. i was playing a different game, man. it was so bad. you saw my first spot, right?
1:11:18 i don't want to be punished for my cunning decision. ahhhhhh! that's... how many of you are in there? me, ham. what do you mean? i don't know which one's the real one. man! wait, i cooked! wait, let me see what i see. oh, that was a tech swap. holy... i've been on the hammer the entire time moving with it. you'll never believe it.
1:11:50 i believe it. i'm not i'm not i'm not heena. i was lying. okay. i i believe you i'm a very inherently trusted person. yeah, i'm sorry yeah
1:12:03 oh, my god.
1:12:22 that's the key. you gotta look up. wait, which map are we doing? delfino! delfino plaza! it could be mario! i'll be mario stazzy. you could be luigi. i'm gonna be a delfino man then. they wear like grass skirts? pianta?
1:12:38 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the piantas, yeah. you could be the chuckster. the guy who says, i'm a chuckster and that just throws you off the map. the chuckster is at least one of the piantas that has a job. the rest of them are all bums. wait, don't watch your fox news and delfino plaza video. this is like youtube video about the unemployment rate of all the piantas. it's crazy. you sound like my uber driver.
1:13:08 i'm sorry, no, this is the best spot i've ever done. this spot's amazing. that's crazy about this spot's fucking amazing, dude. hey, there's a lot of good ones here. i'm screwed, i'm screwed, i can't oh god, i'm naked mario. alright, k o's woah! okay, dude, i think i cooked so fucking hard. okay, wait, yours is so good! it's so good!
1:13:35 i don't even know how you made that, but that's awesome. you go right, i will go left. okay, i'll go right. i heard. what? that fast? that fast? wait, when were you? i was a banana. i'm not feeling too optimistic about this one, but it's a funny spot. well, actually, if you played super mario sunshine, you know that the bananas don't grow on that tree.
1:14:00 i do believe that like nl and ashton should be like publicly called out. at the end. i won't snitch, but i just think the spots you guys go to are no, no, no, no, no. just nl. just nl. what?
1:14:17 mine is less devious! less devious than mine? yes. absolutely not. oh. it's a place you can no! it'll be i'll give it away. okay, okay, okay. you're gonna do this after. okay, nothing over here. what the heck? it's just john yoshi. no, somebody ran! yeah, yeah, try and catch me. kory's is so good. where'd you go? oh god, this is stuck, i'm stuck. you'll never get away!
1:14:50 it's like fighting in silent hill. oh apollo apollo. i really like this. but yeah, that's okay. you need a lot of the aim practice.
1:15:20 i heard a whistle in the island. oh, the water's fake? interesting. very, very interesting. oh, princess. oh. my god. oh my goodness. very, very interesting now. i hear a whistle here. okay.
1:15:47 i will come help you. it was good.
1:16:02 well now that we're the last two left, i feel bad. i might switch my spot off. no actually, i'm holding true to this, but i won't rank it all because i don't think anybody's gonna see me. oh man. ryan. legally? this place exists. i was gonna make myself a fish and then swim around in the pond.
1:16:29 but i don't know where. in this tower, look up, look up! up here, up here, up here! yeah, i'm so close. i think in the middle layer? i don't know about this. some might say you're not as close as you think. oh, never mind. maybe not. there's a way to get in from the bottom, but i'm too short.
1:16:53 no, do that again. do that again. you were right. oh, i just oh dude from the water with the textures. that is so classy. dude, the slow walk in this game has such aura. yeah, it's so good. it's so whimsical when you raise your hands in the air. that's how i want the ben and jerry's on free cone day.
1:17:14 i'm the only one there! oh yeah, he put it on infection, he didn't change the settings. oh whoops! that's okay though, because this map is for you. oh i know exactly what i want to do. come on, let me do this. so goofy. yoshi has red shoes, i thought sonic only had red shoes. yoshi has brown shoes, mario has... oh yoshi does have shoes! yeah, yoshi wears shoes, man.
1:17:41 oh, he's still alive. i think this spot is terrible. this is the dumbest spot. i wish i could see your spot. oh, you think yours is the dumbest? so, yes. immediately yes. watch this. witness me. you know something i'm realizing is that it'd be easier if you could make yourself look low poly. i guess that's a square. you can do the blocky thing, can't you? yeah.
1:18:11 i wish you could change it mid round. yeah, i think it's weird that they make you decide prior. oh, mine's bad. oh, mine is really bad. we're all just in the same exact spot doing the same thing. it would be pretty funny. wait, who is the hunter by the way? oh, you're actually... that's pretty good. that's pretty good, actually. you think so? yeah! put some orange spikes on your head like little semi circles. oh, it's orange? oh. no, it's okay. no, no, no, no.
1:18:38 too late, too late, locky. his tongue is so cute. what the fuck is your... oh, it's yoshi! wait, he can eat... oh my god, i should just eat him. don't say that, dornu.
1:18:53 he's throwing me. that's why, chat. come on. now i can finally find everybody else's. oh, you can't! no, you can't because if you become a hunter, they don't want you to see the people. this is why people don't usually play this mode. but i guess if i free camera...
1:19:13 no, they literally don't appear on your screen, i think. oh, really? until you're hunting. yeah. i'm so bad with directional hearing too. oh, god. wait! that one's like all around me. it might be near me. make sure you're not wearing your headset on backwards. wait, who is that? no, shut up. i don't do that anymore, g. oh, okay. yep. i got a friend in here. oh. yeah.
1:19:40 i wonder if we did the same thing. ooh, that would have been a good hiding spot though. you wanna be that me? wait, how do we all know where you're... how are you guys seeing each other? wait, what the hell? wait, no, i hallucinated, sorry. i really want people to see this. wait, i saw a girl that i saw there. just a screenshot for the actual... no, we'll be able to see it at the end. they're in here. i'm sorry, mary.
1:20:15 oh my god. wait, you're staring at giga. she's in here. once you find one, it's a snowball. you'll get there. it's a matter of if i'll find one though. maybe i should... is someone in the canon? is it possible to be in the canon? wait, i'm... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. i don't know if it's like the other room. i'm set. wait, i literally keep thinking... i keep looking at giga and i don't know... wait, she's... she's b f'ing me! we both are.
1:20:46 wait, man, i'm watching through your eyes and i still don't know. yeah, because we can't see them. what would a two year old find funny? oh, nice. there you go. oh my god. were you king bob omb's balls? i was hanging, man. i was hanging right there. oh, nice. you couldn't possibly have thought that king bob omb really had balls in super mario 64? well, i didn't see it. it was so dark. wait, you should check the balls on this one.
1:21:15 wait are you guys all balls? now i have to talk to like this demon. not that body part. i'm not a ball. need to give him a friendly check. wait yeah we must all be different body parts then. i'm not a ball. i'm not sure there's no lumps. close in proximity. oh my god wait there's... are we not in the same spot? yeah i wish you guys could see mine. it's pretty something. i would say that about mine as well.
1:21:45 guys, all i'm saying is i got my one. so... what the hell? what is that book enemy? i don't remember that from super mario 64. chomping book? you have to be like, in him, right? barry's like in this back hallway and so there's like set pieces of these bloody books.
1:22:09 is it like a crazy cheese spot? i'll tell you, i'm in the bright light of day. oh, okay, okay. me too, me too. well, i mean, not damn inside, but like, i'm not in a corner, i'll tell you that. oh, you're inside the castle? that's really helpful. like here somewhere? how did i not see anybody? that was a good spot, though. 10 seconds. i'm spamming my taunts. i'm spamming it.
1:22:41 oh my god, one of you is like in here. i think you guys are really good at looking. no! oh, the sign is right there. oh, me and kate did the same thing. that's so funny. that's so funny. i'm not giving an e on for that. i'm on the koopa's hand. that's so cute. oh, you went inside the... oh, okay. that looks so good. oh my god.
1:23:04 if i only had two eons to give! back up, back up, back up. it looks so much better when you back up. that's so good. has he always had that? you can put tricks off the walls. you can like csgo surf here. csgo surf.
1:23:32 this was uh, there was not enough time to do what i wanted to do. unfortunately, you know what same no, that's that's the always the problem. it's ass. i believe in the art. okay is it only me it's me and you i feel like it's gonna be you shortly though no, what mine is literally good
1:24:02 yeah, i'm saying that about you. i was saying that about corey. let me see. let me see. corey is like impossible. it sounds like the paint job is crazy. but it's just right. you know, not too much, not too little. oh yeah. there's definitely someone like right on top of us. they're like in the burger buns or like
1:24:29 that was a good spot. that was a good spot. okay. okay. you shot the fish next to me first. it was too good. it's two and a half minutes, child. i didn't hear it. it sounds like they're back over near me. okay. okay. like in the, in the back, i don't know, like no cardinals, but where i am thereabouts.
1:24:51 i don't understand how people can stick their fingers in their mouth and whistle like the people do that really loud because it just the shape makes no sense to me at all. i can whistle insNLy loud but i can't do it on stream because of michael. yeah. because of michael. because of michael. because of michael. because of all of our speakers. he knows what he did. michael, i think he's in the call. he's your old childhood friend. michael laughed. oh yeah! well.
1:25:19 that was dead ass wrong ryan, that shit worked out great. yeah you did it man. yes! we got mom, we've been looking straight at him at some point. it was so simple. what? it's like classic watermelon. wait, it was the same as apollo's. what? you know what it is? i keep laying down and going like this. thank you. oh the cabbage is blocking. oh the cabbage is blocking. oh damn. if i had remembered how to clone it.
1:25:48 i needed to draw my stems, but he not found me too early. it's hard to draw fast. yeah, corey's was really good. corey's was so, cause it's like the three different fish. it's so good. it was so hard to move. hey, the well is amazing too. the well is so good.
1:26:14 oh no, no stress guys! no stress, just relax. okay, being a hunter on this map sucks. corey, we gotta coordinate our fits. what do you wanna look like? oh, what are we doing? oh, i was just gonna be starry night. starry night? oh wait. that'd be good. i'm trying to be ambitious and i'm worried we don't have enough time. yeah, this is fucked. what am i thinking? fifty seconds. actually, maybe she was yellow. i think i made it worse. man, this sucks.
1:26:45 oh god. alright kory. alright. oh no one's in that spot. no one's always in that spot. okay. okay, i see ashton. oh wait this map is actually crazy because there's so many rooms and paintings. note to self, don't pick the second painting in the gallery.
1:27:08 it was a good paint job. wait, this is also so good. oh yeah. oh yeah. jesus. wait, wait. oh my god. i only got like 700 points. damn. damn apollo. oh, i see it now. yeah, apollo and giga. apollo's just insane. good god. i want to see apollo's. i want to see apollo's. i saw the names and i couldn't figure it out. holy cow.
1:27:38 someone's in big pain. they should have chosen one of the big ones man. what the hell was i thinking? which painting did you do? uh, the arnoleafy portrait the one with the mirror the mirror has a real reflection in it. there's definitely someone in here that hurts
1:28:07 dude, ryan is taking me out. yeah, mine's shit. did you run out of time? yeah. it doesn't look as good as i thought. literally, i was like, i should get in the art of leafy portrait. and then it was the second one in the gallery. so i just... do we dare? i know this is another nitpick, but i wish you could pan the camera down instead of zooming only in the core. god, i wish. yeah. oh, yeah. yeah. because it focuses only on the middle of your character instead of... yeah. yeah.
1:28:39 i collar the shoulder instead of my hair. uh oh. it's okay, i'm a hunter. oh no, what am i doing? wait, this is so much harder than i thought it would be. it nods, i fucked up so bad. you got an evil laugh. no, no, no. stupid, stupid. 40 seconds. yeah, i think i'm dead. yeah, it's over. it's over.
1:29:23 oh, this is just nothing man. wait, wait, wait. i was literally trying to find one of the rooms that people are in and i just got so lost i couldn't. oh, i cannot go across the painting. oh shoot, what the hell? yeah, yeah, you have to stay behind the red line. it's like you're, you know, viewing
1:29:48 can't touch. oh shit! dang! that was amazing! wait what was he? i was in another masterpiece?
1:30:06 oh, you got a lot of them here. eegah, are you eating with jesus? i don't have enough time. no, i'm not eating with him. i'm just hanging out, just hanging out. motherfucker. wait, you're so good at this.
1:30:24 i think i went crazy. i think you have a lot of points to her though. i hear someone here. i think it's corey because his number is blue though. holy cow. but i can't see. he's here somewhere. oh man. i think it's the best paint job i've ever seen. i know where corey is and i can't see him.
1:30:53 i'm freaking out. yeah, it is crazy. i can't even say anything because yeah. corey, that's insane. i just clocked your outline. i just got it. i just shot the darkness.
1:31:15 he was the painting man. the jacket, yeah the jacket was crazy. he was the painting. ashton, like the car. ashton martin and ferrari. oh my god. that's gotta go to corey. that was good, that was good. what? who shot at me and missed? i shot you and missed. what did i shoot? you shot right above her head. like right there.
1:31:43 i almost screamed. you did such a great job. what the fuck? the chemistry you got. oh my god. i'm beating by accident. it's definitely blocking. i feel like i'm in the money for nothing music video. we gotta move these refrigerators. oh, come on my buddy. no the fuck, my body isn't buried too much. yes, i agree. well that will never work. sorry, that ain't working. there you, okay, yeah.
1:32:17 man. sorry, i've been hanging out with you. you're gonna be the funky phone cup. sir. oh god, that was terrible. wish i could draw in squares. what the fank? when you see two different colors, but every time you try to paint swap, it says it's the same color. that ain't working. i don't have time! i don't have any time! what am i clipping into? we gotta move these color tvs. why would it not color here? i don't care, my sponsor has.
1:33:05 he can say it though. i give him permission retroactively. he can say it. yeah, but i can't say it yeah, what's the next lyric ryan? you gotta get to verse two before you really start anyone pretending to be a t shirt or a pair of oh my god, oh my god, some of these are so good. i heard a whistle. oh my god. that's the one in the supermarket with me at least. tiny pants, tiny pants!
1:33:33 the whistle, the whistle sold you out super hard. okay, ryan, that's... you have no chance, brother! i ran out of time! i think heenas is cracked. oh! you didn't even color the top of your head! i ran out of time! i ran out of time! rabies survivors is cracked too! no! oh, very. oh, damn! that was good, kory, that was good.
1:34:01 i wasn't playing. i got people in the arcade for sure. i'm in the arcade target. why is everyone so good? i was going to do something similar. yeah.
1:34:21 how did you guys end? oh, this is crazy. that's so smart. oh, that's so, that was pretty good. ashton looked so good. oh, you got me.
1:34:33 i'm not into the it's actually unbelievable, this one. oh, i didn't see them. they were a basketball net. yep. ryan! ryan! i was trying to be a ketchup bottle, but i was like obviously too tall. not every round can be your round. oh my god.
1:35:02 well, this is funny to you that i'm miserable, right? you want to draw me? why don't you be stuck on patrick? i want to meet patrick. okay, okay. because he's easy to draw. it's not hard to hide on. without being a fucker. mr. krabs, mr. krabs. i'm hiding in a cheese spot just because i need to go grab my food.
1:35:35 i kinda wish i picked a round character this time. actually, i have anxiety so you can't make fun of my shaky hands and i got lasix, you can't make fun of my night vision and um and and i can't do anything! you can get night vision for getting lasix? damn. yeah, your night vision gets really bad. oh.
1:35:57 you have lasik? that's scary. yeah, i got lasik and i had to go back to korea because they botched it the first time. what?! oh no! she's literally a medical anomaly. ashton, that is not an expression patrick would make. you're making the powerpuff girls z version of patrick. what do you mean? i'm like way more artistically like...
1:36:21 okay, damn, kick me while i'm down. no, no, i'm like way more accurate, i feel. at least i got the expression, i think. that was an interesting spot. i forgot that that's where you spawn, which is unfortunate, because the whistles very much give you away. the hunters spawn in the exact same spot as the... corey, imagine being in my position and then whistling. imagine what your heart rate would do in a situation like that.
1:36:50 was that the two? i can't wait. no, no, no. wait, you guys are all down here. and then that was one. i just cracked all of these. this is your second watermelon. i haven't heard a single whistle in this entire session. i'll be completely honest with you. it is on. i guess it's just quiet. i was making a joke. sorry. i didn't... i don't think i delivered it well. oh, i heard him! i heard him! wait, he's like somewhere in the jellyfish fields. he's gotta be.
1:37:21 yeah.
1:37:42 it's pretty bold, i will say. i'll give it to diane. when i looked at you, i just thought, why is he good at disgusting? he would have had a lot more business if it was the cum bucket, let me tell you. wait, you know what? i should hunt. i watched 5,000 hours of this growing up. any anomaly should be very apparent.
1:38:03 something's not right. something's not right in here. i just did a bad job. i'm not going to try and defend it. that's tech i got to look out for.
1:38:15 did you just try and open the door? yeah, i thought that was awesome. oh my god, you actually got found. oh my god. ryan from one side looks like larry david, man. where's the simpsons famous staircase? where is it? they could be hiding in bart or lisa's room. there's upstairs. there is an upstairs. you gotta go up the stairs. oh my god, there it is.
1:38:44 ryan's never here. is the baby's room? what the hell's going on in here? uh oh. oh, the famous. oh. that's awesome. the coffee pot shot. yeah, it's got to be the coffee pot for sure. guys, look at the coffee pot. he's probably, he loves to do that. it must be around the coffee pot.
1:39:18 oh my god, he's that thing on a microwave that's not actually there it looks like it's really good. of course it's good. good. wait, am i crazy? oh, sorry small, isn't it? right if you do that you're gonna die. oh wait, what are you doing?
1:39:46 hmm terrible probably wikipedia honestly, but i actually don't know what this guy looks like. this might be the worst spot i've ever been to. yeah, i don't know where to hide on this map. are you like a dyson vacuum? yeah, kinda honestly. oh, oh, oh wait, no you're the, oh you're the, yeah, wait, wait, wait, you're the thing.
1:40:13 the actual vacuum, sorry not a ryan what's going on here? i don't wanna talk about it! someone should be floored. did you hit the pose out of fear? ryan you're out of time man. we're coming! ryan! ryan! yeah there you go man, that's a great spot ryan. that's a great nice job man! dude they don't give you enough time!
1:40:36 hitting far away and then moving to the spot is crazy tech. there's gotta be a better way. i didn't want to make it too obvious. no one's here. oh my goodness, the e.g.a.d looks great. i tried. items like pam. no food looks like this.
1:40:54 genuinely a crime that he's gonna make a difference and that's fucking awful
1:41:11 it's hard to mess with super pixelated jpeg textures. i'm not finding anyone. i'm not finding anyone. trust, trust. when they port the deadlock map, that position is going to be primo. that spot was so good. i feel like i'm witnessing something biblical in nature.
1:41:34 it is the s stans. is that on? oh, stans. i don't really understand. yeah. i don't really understand. corey, can you help me in this room? i think there's someone in here, but i'm blind. oh, god. wait, wait, wait. hey, barrie. man, barrie, you really do need to go correct that lasec, jesus. what do you mean? it's not that bad, is it? it's pretty bad. oh my god. it's pretty bad. oh, wait.
1:42:05 you're supposed to shoot the little guy that you look at. when you look at the little guy, you're supposed to shoot him. oh my god, wait. oh, okay. corey's gonna clean this up real quick. no, no, no. corey's the executioner. good god. he's gotten everyone i've just been lacking. are you making me like stressed out? oh, he's actually looking good. that's what you went for.
1:42:33 i was trying to make a run for it. i appreciate what kate was going for. oh, i wanted to eon kate. thank you. it's just i saw it from here, kate, and it's like it doesn't look like anything from what i saw at all. i was like, oh, i had to like ew, waffle. it has so much heart though. yeah, no, it's really good.
1:42:57 oh man. this is beautiful. kate, thank you for organizing. yeah, thank you. thank you. i mean, you saw me and corey try and do it and fail for seven days straight. we did. yeah, yeah, this kind of rules. i appreciate it. you just gotta have that riz, you know what i'm saying? yeah, well, i don't have it. apparently, yes, we do not. we had to tap into the endless supply of youtubers. yeah, yeah, zaijian.
1:43:23 sae ji in. fucking, what is it tomorrow? shing chi suh? yes, yes, it's thursday. dwee. thank you for that. shing chi suh ji in. i think. whatever. unless what i just said was horrible, in which case pretend i didn't say it. hoggers! yeah, i was thinking about gay bob dylan today. you know. i would not feel so all alone. everybody must get. they'll bone you when you try to drive your car.
1:43:53 they'll bone you when you're sitting at the bar. they'll bone you when you won't give up your seat. they'll bone you and then they'll shoot some skeet. but it would not feel so all alone. everybody must get boned. that's true gay nick drake. i would've been in a solid gay.
1:44:30 pink balls are on my face all of you suck my balls pink dick's gonna suck em all it's pink tips pink pink pink pink pink tips take a look you may see them on the ground there's a pair of guys that i'm going down something like that? this would have saved him probably
1:45:05 just got circumcised in mozambique and got a nipple piercing too there's many kinds of fucking freaks that want to suck my teets in mozambique and maybe they're men you would like to meet