I will own this place (007 First Light)

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0:03 there's a jeep defender too. james bond was killed at a random checkpoint. why? girl, put your records on, build on your favorite song. go in and let your hair down. damn, we're on fucking tatooine, bro.
0:38 is bond in asia or a gaucho guy? james bond, i have it on good authority that james bond is fucking with mezzanine by massive attack. james bond is bumping that. you are my angel. send from way above to bring me love. i'm still mad at you fuckers in chat, by the way. cuz i described,
1:05 massive attack. and you guys went, that's not what they're like. because i said, who's that guy with the deep voice who comes in sometimes and goes like, i can't find my oven, i can't find my keys. i need both of these. and then almost everybody was like, what are you talking about? and then one person was like, oh, that's laufey. laufey is part of the massive attack collective, and they have the deeper voice. i appreciated that.
1:36 that's faithless, yeah. who's the guy who goes, where have all the flowers gone? long time passing. i'm standing at the bar and i'm trying to bum a smoke. it's a joke. the past never dies. toy like people may be boy like. what a fucking album though. you owe me a chance. why? if i hadn't followed my hunch back in slovakia, more people would have died. quasimodo? so stop trying to cut me off at the knees every chance you get.
2:12 i'll think about it. over there. gents, heads up. earth most helly is inbound. copy that money penny. heading inside. stop touching your ear. what? i said stop touching your bloody ear. how long do you think i would last in a place like this? yes, boss. an hour? you think i can make it an hour at the
2:57 the pirate king's black market in mauritania. i've always kind of seen myself as the guy that walks into a situation like this and then i crack a joke and then the pirate king looks at me and like all of his henchmen go like like they prep their guns and then he goes like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
3:28 and the henchmen start looking around and they go, ha ha ha ha ha. yeah, then the next scene is like, i'm fucking living it up. i'm like, even though like, i don't think i can make it like this guy like what's going on here? i'm just i don't have a problem with just the slides are kind of crazy.
3:56 what the fuck? the scars you pervert!
4:26 it's leaning in, watching this. if it gets any hotter, i'm going to have to think about stripping off. what is she doing? if it gets any hotter. it would be so bad if it got any hotter. good steal. very clean three guys. no serious.
4:47 over here! ammo included if you buy... bolt action custom barrel. that thing punches through armor like it's paper. if you're after something with more kick, you need to hit the auction. i hear they have some nice toys left behind by nato. not today.
5:04 not today. i'm trying to find a rind on oka cheese. my wife sent me over here to get a rind on oka.
5:19 come, come over here. the goat's meat is fresh and the powder in the peels is pure. i have pills for pain, energy, sleep or even the best kinds of dreams. whatever you need, i have all can get. don't be shy. come and buy. blues, reds, yellows, whatever mood you're in, i have a color to match. in pain?
5:40 what's she gonna do? can i get 12 tabs of ciprofloxacin, please? kory! i gotta get my friend kory a souvenir!
6:05 i'll have you know i have a friend who smokes more of these than anybody else on planet earth. i was talking. yeah, i'm talking. corey, corey, i found your favorite store.
6:31 fresh cats came in this morning. wait, now this. you deaf, taurus. we said move. easy. not looking for trouble. well, you found it, asshole. no, my projection screen. i didn't do anything, bro. you guys are being dickheads. move. i've been killed. james bond has had his pelvis snapped in half.
7:10 you're a long way from bristol, mate. i was just trying to walk by. slump for standing in front of the fight video. they won't let me walk behind. i saw this black market in tripadvisor. i don't want any trouble. wubashimegoren, wubashimegoren. you're done, lads.
7:56 get out of my way! someone's gonna die. you're going to die! bro, i'm getting back energy from taking you down. how does that make you feel about your place in the universe? fuck it, i'll keep laying on him. i can take him. i must have been the undercard. you know, you could make money with those fists in alif. i'll bear that in mind if the day job doesn't work out. i hate this fucking job, man. just trying to make small talk.
8:42 i don't give a fuck about this place anymore. yo, that's a level three bro. i need one of those. i gotta say they could work on their customer service a little bit. excuse me guys, excuse me.
9:12 oh yeah, going here to get my baby monitor. walking into the open air arms market. you guys gotta head while i'm here.
9:37 my wife's gonna fucking kill me if i don't come back with something. don't do that here, okay? teas.
10:00 i think the whole flow of the market is all fucked up too. you put the drugs at the back and the teas at the front. okay, wait a second though. now we're fucking talking? that's the pirate king.
10:34 good attitude to have as a tourist. pretty common attitude to have as a tourist. guys, watch out. i've heard there's pickpockets here. the only way to protect yourself is to wear your gold disney cruise lanyard at all times so everybody knows you're a high value target and you're not to be fucked with. tarik here does not agree with that sentiment. he believes
11:10 he should not have to pay his share and for that he must be punished. i want to get away he wants to fly away what's your favorite song of mine man? it ain't over till it's over good choice. good choice. guess what buddy? it's over he kind of sounds like lenny kravitz she needs medication, expensive kind
11:57 it is lenny kravitz! that's pretty cool. what kind of man or what kind of american woman? let it be known that while in the bosom of our left,
12:33 the child shall want for nothing from this moment on. i thought they hit him with the dramatic chipmunk. yeah, ayo, i need my scarf to be at least 10 times bigger than that. bring him to the girls. trouble in paradise? well, you know what they say about paradise, bond? say what you will! watch out for the snakes. it's a hell of a third place. it's got a little bit of everything. food, tea... after watching that performance, i think it's clear our lee is our man.
13:25 public execution, i suppose. baby monitors. wait, here i am. yeah, yeah. i'm going, oh, woah. woah, boushe. mei guo ren. woah she, china da ren. yeah? yeah, like that? you like it like that? oh, and then i hit him with the robot. my favorite dance move.
13:55 the sandals are crazy. that's james bond, bro.
14:16 his men won't get in the way of ours, especially on something as important as this. bawma wants to expand. anyway... there's another anthony bourdain bit for sure. i can't hear you, man! he wasn't stealing from us or from ali. tourist at 12 o'clock. here for the auction?
14:44 yes, a vacation and 100k. not a cheap date, are you? what do i need 100 grand for? best timer? of course you are. it gets you through the door and into the auction. i'll be back. i am sure you will. excuse me, i'm just gonna go find $100,000 really quick. how'd that go? how do you think it went? well, you're still in one piece, so better than i expected. it's an auction. and we're not getting inside or near bacard arly without an invite and $100,000. of course.
15:17 well, we gotta find a casino. if you'll excuse me...
15:38 i'm looking to buy a charge $1 a kiss is crazy. looks like i'm getting my hands dirty then. i'm not even trying to be like insane, but we work for the government. don't they hand out like $100 billion contracts to like make an app that you have to fill out when you cross the us border to prove that you've had a negative covid test within the last three days? like i thought that was like the whole thing.
16:07 like 100 grand to get a secret agent out of a jam? that seems like no problem. out of the way please. $100 million please. out of the way please. you have a dot over your head, i wanna talk to you. all right, think james, think. anybody? anybody? i need to make some money.
16:36 fast. don't we all. and if it's money you need to make in el alaf, you've come to the right place. i'm nirmala. what do you want to know? anything out here worth chasing? had someone come by earlier trying to buy weapons. wanted to pay in crypto. told him to get lost. crypto's only good for the auction.
16:56 it's useless out in the market. not where i can find him. she doesn't know about the lightning lair. she doesn't know it. it cuts down the transaction time from 22 minutes to maybe like eight or nine minutes. it's revolutionary. what about you? must be something you want that i can help you with. there is this one thing. adn, he runs a cup scam. flashy little setup. always a big crowd gathers round.
17:26 he's offering up a red jewel as a prize. the jewel of she king beyer? let me guess, you'd like to get your hands on it? lost it in a bet to him. i want it back. get it for me and i'll make it worth your while. you'll find him next to the shoe stall to the right of the fight pit.
17:46 wait, why don't i just go bet on myself in the fight pit? or better yet, bet on the person who is my opponent in the fight pit.
18:05 i can't take that shit on the airplane. it looks nice. i believe you're a true artisan. i mean, i can't fit that in my luggage. be for real. basim's bullseye bonanza. win $30,000. basim wants you for bullseye bonanza. i'm gonna guess this is the fight pit. let me go ahead and guess.
18:36 you want to sell me something, right? wrong. irena is inside. good money to be made from the fights, if you know who to back. and you do? yeah. sal, they call him the hammer in the trust beyond that one. thanks for the tip. one round couldn't hurt. too much. me bird's mad at me because i spent my last four quid at the pub having a poke at the tavern. stormbirds and the sato 7 ars, fresh off the boat this morning.
19:09 where's the damn fight pit, bro? i'm looking for the... i'm looking for the fight pit? you guys seen the fight pit around? maybe i'll just grab like a missile or something? hack a missile? i'm good.
19:36 i brought my own today and it does the job. then you should go see basim at the shooting gallery. try your hand at winning some of that big prize money. just follow the weapon stalls and you'll find him right behind me. tell him yero sent you. maybe i will. thanks, yero. good luck, tourist. stop calling me that. i'm a local, bro. i literally grew up here. i grew up right down there in that other crate, man. stop calling me tourist.
20:11 okay. he gave us great intel, the hammer is actually legit. don't look at me. and kill him brain cells! and kill him brain cells!
20:45 tell them you're not an englishman. did we get there?
21:08 you're not a girl, right? that's what i'd say. that's funny. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
21:39 he was a good man. daniel ricardo? he didn't deserve to die like that. ah, fool. cool. he didn't have to kill my friend. tarek wasn't a threat to him or anyone here in alekh. he was a good man. two words. first word. conversation. juggling. six, seven. six, seven. the man left a little girl without a father. it's not right. there's a line.
22:08 i think bhavma just crossed it. he crossed that line a long time ago. you tell me to talk to a guy at the bar to start the fight? i guess i should start listening to the npcs when i have a conversation with them. i need the money. what do you want? i hear you're shy of fighter. i think i can help you out. don't make me laugh. get lost. pick any fighter here. and when i beat him, you put me in the ring. you've got balls, kid. all right. it's your funeral. omar, over here. now.
22:39 not omar, man. damn, okay, he came out kinda hot. okay, he's gonna kill me. watch this. all right, omar's dead. who's next? bro, omar ain't home. omar's never coming back. he's surfing right now.
23:22 call him the comedian.
23:49 damn, okay. i mean your chain is literally attached to your jacket buddy. careful with that tone. bro's dead. okay, who's next? what, two at once?! we're gonna need more bottles, man. oh, motherfucker. i can't even see!
24:47 i can't, okay, what am i supposed to do? what am i supposed to do when the camera's inside of the wall, man? you just got j now and james bond has died in an underground fight club in lf. turn the camera, this is why i need a damn controller, put me in coach. you again, you must really enjoy taking a beating. i'm not ready. you're fucked buddy. all right, now it's one on one. i forgot what button to press.
25:44 hold a and hold space, two sidestep grabs or just start throwing bottles. who's next? oh shit, the final. oh my, he's fucking crazy! he's fucking insane! i can't fight this guy! never mind, he's kind of a baby. he's got, oh shit. he punched me in the throat and a blood clot went straight to my brain. we go one more time. can you use the watch? wait, that's a great idea. i'm about to get killed and then he's, oh.
26:55 what's the matter? you raised a taste of blood in your mouth? oh, drop me in. did you see me win the 2v1? a little unethical, but it got the job done. come back tomorrow if you want to make more. we could use a good pair of fists like yours around here. stranger things have happened. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's over. it ended like a month and a half ago or something. he didn't have to kill my friend. i thought it wasn't a threat to him or anyone here in adel.
27:46 60k little man. how you doing? why is he sleeping like when your roommate gets too drunk in university people start screaming you got to put him in the recovery position he's not looking so hot careful what you say next eyes and ears on us
28:13 i'd like to use my jog, please. that fucking is shroud, man. if shroud can make it in a left, i can make it in a left. watch this. i've blinded him with a laser.
28:49 i don't feel good about that, man. i'm sure i've already killed him. i've electrocuted him to death, dude. thanks for the light show, boys. enjoying the light show, lads? bring. i got out, boys. i'll see myself out. keeping a low profile? yeah. needed to work out. it's like the tenth time that he's asked me if i've kept a low profile. just a little short of pretending i belong in that ocean. you look like you are about to vent.
29:26 i've got fans that can help with that. okay, chris. least soft sell of all time. you look like you're about to faint. i've got fans that can help with that. the fuck? this is like the exact box art for splendor, bro. the jewel of jahar cup game. that's so crazy. where is it, man?
29:56 where is it? i guess the diamond. i'm locking in.
30:24 and all you have to do is guess correctly. nah. i'll pass. you won't find any tricks here. must be some kind of scam. just pass hands and fair play. nah. hey you, tourist! your lucky streak starts here. fresh mafes! you know what? let's give it another go. alright. you know the rules. maybe i'll give it one try. just look up correctly and walk away with the jewel of jahari. let's do this. there it is. red solo cup. juffle you up.
31:12 well, this is gonna be the easiest jewel i've ever earned. it's obviously in the middle. i don't see how this could be possible. this time i'm really gonna lock in. yes. now you watch it. it starts in the middle. yeah, yeah, i know man. i know. just fucking shuffle it up!
32:03 we're watching, it's in the middle cup, it's in the left, it's in the middle. it's on the right, it's in the left, it's gone right, it's in the middle. but here's the thing, it's a 50 50. this is not in the fucking middle, cuz i saw that it's in the middle, so obviously it's not in the middle. so we're gonna go left. motherfucker, man. in the middle?
32:38 step right up. easy money. let's give it another go. fine, i'll use q vision. you know the rules. guess the cup correctly and walk away with the jewel of jahari. yeah, i'm ready. let's do this. third time's a charm. yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is, man. and then what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna choose one that is under the middle, and i'm gonna learn how to do the trick, and then i'm gonna open my own business doing this. middle cup? what?
33:21 i don't understand. how did you do that? no catch, eh? the jewel, ardan. hand it over. no! no way! you cheated! you set me up! give me the jewel. is there a problem here, ardan? no problem, gentlemen. in fact, my new friend here was just about to let me collect my winnings. can i say something? ardan? why don't you just buy like a piece of shit off aliexpress or something like that? the craziest thing to me is that you're using a real jewel and the whole thing is with a real jewel?
33:56 you could have just been using like a plastic jewel or something. i assumed there was going to be like a second element to this, but he's actually like his cortisol spiked. yeah, yeah, that's right. go on, take it. i can feel my life changing already. damn, the jewel of johari is passing through. i should take this to nimala, see what it's worth to her.
34:17 one kiss.
34:49 don't put me at 99. oh my god, that was 20 grand 30 grand. thanks. see you again handsome broke ass getting there with the auction fee almost did it take seven six seven and no before you ask they're not stolen they're liberated silenced or semi automatic i stopped it all hey, tori
35:20 i fucking love ice cream actually. i'm not sure about the one that's made out of shirt collars, but i was just gonna say that pistachios looking pretty good.
35:43 it's kind of a vibe, man. she's practicing for a tiktok dance. she's on the aleph peloton treadmill.
36:08 a treadmill that has like a persian rug instead of the fucking... instead of whatever the fuck the treadmills normally made out of. that's actually a great bit. the treadmill that has a persian rug as the tread. oh man. oh. yeah, then you can walk on it barefoot, exactly.
36:32 come and taste the best muffin, one spoon of it and your tongue will sink or swell if you happen to have an allergy to nuts. it's a damn vibe man. bro, you can't be in the black market in, wait this just cracked out uncle 100%. the freshest and best muffin is right here.
37:00 can somebody pull up a side to side? also, you can't be wearing the vineyard vines shirt in the black market, bro. they're gonna know you're not from around here. what the fuck? you're the same dude from the damn shell game. oh, cuz you are the same dude from the shell game. hey, just need to get through. watch it. wear this and even the guy who's head you're stomping in the fight pit will compliment you. more fights, guys? hello, i need to make some money.
37:34 can you move? i need to make some money. take it easy. can i go this way? shortcut. wait, wait, here we go. opportunity knocks, bro.
38:05 sorry, you told me the deal was locked in place. you said you could secure the weapons for the cause with the money on the crypto wallet. now you're telling me it's a no go? we don't have hard currency. you knew that. no, no. don't try again. it'll make us look weak. i need to call andrew. he's got contacts out here. maybe we can find a way to convert that crypto to cash in a hurry. just sit tight and wait for my call.
38:33 yeah, it's called one. it's called selling it on like any market that has ever existed phone for me i'm looking at the caller right now. you'll need to hack the phone first i can do that. i thought he was gonna smoke his phone
38:56 why haven't they made a phone that's like a combination phone slash vape man?
39:20 do you know how much of a bullache that was for me to get something like sorry can't let you through man well find a way past them i'm one i'm one tick away, man. i'm one tick away john cena i'm working on it
39:47 mind yourself. get closer. the signal's dropping. can't blame you for trying. all right, let's keep our cool. i'm going. my bad. i need some more fart juice, man. there's no signal. move closer.
40:08 that should be enough far juice for one dose. bro, you almost got tooted on. you're a star.
40:39 the crypto wallet holder, locate the caller. also would be nice to just walk around pickpocketing people.
41:14 oh, the poop coffee. i didn't ask for the finest coffee in allef. i just asked for a coffee. you pointed to it, you ordered it, i brewed it, now you pay me. this is what you do. sabotage the charging station. it's going to, oh, jeez, i'll fix that. guess what? boom. now i got your crypto wallet. moneypenny? here. crypto wallet. any chance you can crack it? no, signal's too weak.
41:44 yeah, too weak for this. yeah, yeah, yeah, now your garbage bag's on fire. i know, she's like corey. what's that incredible smell?
42:21 over here, we stock the best usb storage to hide your secrets and your sins. pro selling thumb drives. you will get your money as for you doing. cool it, mate. cool it, mate. i'm not going back up there. they're completely insane. i told you not to get involved with them. they pulled a gun on me just because i sunk the winning shot.
42:48 wait, the snooker bar, we finally found it? casa de bhavma. you should see this place, moneypenny. they've turned a shipwreck into an apartment complex. i've never seen anything like it. bhavma's an ambitious man. clearly. it's called housing bonds. this is prime beachfront real estate. the la casa. if you'll excuse me. just needed some juice. hey. too slow. give me your best shot.
43:35 i thought it would knock him out at least. situation contained, who's next? this piece of shit seems like a situation that's prime for the laser. silent takedown? don't make the call. just kidding, just kidding. didn't see you there. damn, he learned how to fight in finland.
44:29 i would feed your bones to my dogs. what the fuck? you should have been in the fight pit. situation contained. can you hear movement? i'll be able to get out of here in about six months. where are you going? australia. okay, so... you think batman will let you know? crazy stuff. i don't know.
45:09 i have him went to him and asked if he needs more. i got a great idea. hit it with the laser smoke grenade. what have you got to execute you and then just fucking walk up the damn stairs man. he's just it's so good. i've eyes on the relay tower making my way up to it now. okay, keep me posted.
45:48 spice bag i don't have any juice man, i got none juice
46:09 should have given me like a bigger battery in this area, or at least like one of those bricks you put on the back of your phone to give it more battery when you're like at pax and stuff. oh man, you don't want to come in here.
46:41 you didn't want the fucking smoke. i told you you didn't want the smoke. you made me do that. i'm just gonna start turning some shit on and off. called magsafe bond. it charges your phone at 5% an hour.
47:09 sounds good. what's the catch? never show that you have it or everybody that you meet will say, hey, can i get a charge? my phone's on 2%. i mean, seriously, why did you guys not charge your phones while you're sleeping? i don't even know if my phone has ever made it below 50%. people are walking around with like 20% all damn day. here i am, back on the bottom floor. you saw that? no!
47:57 oh, he punched me in the back of the head and slum me. it kills the battery? it does not kill the battery, man. i'm watching entire movies. my phone's going down to like 92%. android gap? iphone connector, man. i know that's right. watch this.
48:48 fuck bro, this is my accountant. sorry, i made a mistake. i think you'll find that you are the one who's in for a beating. your helmet just fell off, bro. oh! that's literally a line from the matrix, kid. wait, did he fucking hit an indie grab? he drank the beer that makes you a skater? watch this. ah.
49:33 slumped. too late, backup ain't on the way. situation fucking contained. you're goddamn right. drink the beer, bond. now that i see always a whole bunch of half walls and shit objects for distraction. my, i guess you're not just supposed to sprint through there.
50:13 i'm bad. oh shit. brutes are powerful fighters, guys. yeah? that's space. you gotta use space for that one? i'm in trouble. get him! no!
50:52 i'm in trouble every time i face an enemy that throws. a in space is a hard set of keywords to hit even though you use it like 10 times a sentence now that i think about it. what are your thoughts on bald john travolta? i actually am unfortunately really digging his beret look. and then apparently when he was asked about it, he was like, what? it's not okay for a guy to wear a beret? i think he looks kind of awesome. i think he looks like kristoff.
51:34 this is your brute? motherfucker. oh my god, i dodged one! i didn't dodge that one though. oh, that's that's not how i want to go, man. that was coffin flop. bullshit wood.
52:03 playing binding of isaac rebirth on ps vita right now might be the worst game i've ever played. they shouldn't have put the nausea filter in the ps vita version of the game that makes it run at 11 frames per second. but keep in mind, you have to go back to like 14 years ago when that shit came out and then like understand that that's all we had, man. like that shit is a historical relic. stop trying to hit me and hits me. stop this.
52:42 wait, i'm actually, i've mastered it. i've still mastered it. finally. could have just thrown a beer at him or made him eat dinner with no youtube. beer, beer, beer. should have just made him shit himself? i'm constantly low on pesticides though. i wish man. if i could just bring my own it wouldn't be such a concern.
53:58 easy does it gravity's just a suggestion at the tower perfect stay where you are yeah, not going anywhere. i mean disabled the password on the wallet so you shouldn't have any trouble accessing the 50 grand on there. thanks money penny greenway i mean the money make your way to the that for 50 grand is crazy why don't you just like call some dudes grandma with an ai that sounds like her grandson and say you've been kidnapped by the cartel don't even give me so me trying to
54:40 like, reimburse the company that paid me twice for an invoice. who are you? who are they? have you ever met them before? did they ask you to send them this money? your grandma going into the store to send a hundred grand to a crypto scammer that sounds like their grandson? welcome back, miss jenkins! sup, playas? ladies? don't mind me. just dropping in.
55:15 swag. swag, swag. poisoning everything i see.
55:48 that boy you bet went down like a sack of meat in silk shorts. maybe my favorite variant on the british accent. that boy you bet on went down like a sack of meat in silk shorts, he did. let's get inside and find ali. huey, i have seen season one of the boys. got a little tied up mingling with the locals. pay the man bond. here we are.
56:25 cash and crypto. i have my taxi for your contribution. go on through. every second it stays dead, i think of new ways to wish you well. i'm trying! just give me a sec. i need more time. hello. everybody up here paid a hundred grand? or i start pulling pieces off you. it's like the bored ape rave. stop pointing that gun at me. something wrong? yeah, the decks are glitching.
56:59 might be the speakers, might be the generator. you mind taking a look at that speaker while i check the mixer? try the old... ...turning it off and on again? we don't have time for this... ...but if you really insist on playing the piece of... don't do that here! come on, mate! ...maritan, i'll be over by the auction entrance.
57:18 chill chill selling sand to the highest i should do it power what you take the speaker for me selling sand to the highest bidder and trying to manufacture it speaker of course i'm trying okay. i don't know what's wrong speaker they're saying this speaker the speaker i the temptation to just uh
57:47 shoot everybody in the eyes with a laser pointer is way too strong. sorry, i'm missing the damn fuse. you know what i could do though? fucking hack it. there you go. nothing a little troubleshooting couldn't fit. yes, man. sorry, you're in my way, mister. this is awesome. i'm here. take it easy on you. please.
58:28 follow me, please. so i just did the greatest deed of all time and nobody says like great job. they just say what were you doing? i was fixing a speaker so the dj could do the eight person rave bro needs my friend. we have it. if you want we can help you over throw a small country for the right price of course. tempting that a byd. what would you look at that? my kind of trouble. she certainly is jaguar type 00.
59:04 part of bob my special collection a new model in a room full of relics ring any bells greenway keep talking like that. you might wind up buried out here worth it. yeah, so true the damn raphael originals you think a place like this would have been shut down by now i got enough for one fart control the flow and two lasers keep bulmer in play. you always have eyes on the game over here
59:50 sitting one bomb apart take a look at so nobody gets the wrong idea serbian you aren't kidding when you said both misconnections run deep that's why am i six continues to let him operate here we go ladies and gentlemen have a seat and get comfortable so we can begin the auction
1:00:12 while some of you have been here before, i see some fresh faces amongst our buyers. so humor me while i go over our simple yet strict rules. one, all bids must pass through the polygraph. two, should you fail the polygraph, you will be removed. the auction list does look like dan's always on tv guide. they don't know he's back.
1:00:42 and aleph hasn't figured out that he had a live show today. they're still watching him play super smash bros. ultimate. your turn, mr. konevich. i am nikola konevich. good.
1:01:13 mr. leung, if you please. zhang leung. i represent the three storms clan. and now to one of our newer faces. go ahead, please, mr. when your arm's broken so your mom has to take the polygraph test for you. call me james. i'm just here for the hors d'oeuvres and free drinks. dial it down. excellent.
1:01:41 now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way... ...we begin with an opening bid from our new guests. gentlemen... ...the bid is yours. one million us dollars. a cash bid.
1:02:01 i'm afraid this isn't that kind of auction, my friend. you have forfeited your opening position. what the fuck? embarrassing, man. safe passage to, from, and to all of our harbors. no inspections, no questions. complete and utter diplomatic cover. what the fuck? i can't match that. that's like, that's gotta be like 150 million dollars.
1:02:31 i can't do anything... i can't even get close to that.
1:02:56 anyone care to raise the stakes? um... a footlong cold cut combo with harvest cheddar sun chips and a dr. pepper zero. a hush falls over the crowd. then it comes up. liar! no, our new friends must have thought we were stupid. nobody could afford that.
1:03:26 acta polygraph well that hasn't happened in quite some time what is this something's wrong with this and mr. leung i'm very surprised time to go mr. leung watch that's right, that's right we are done. you have no idea what you're doing. oh
1:03:55 wei shenma! wei shenma!
1:04:12 going once. now's your chance? going twice, anyone? blueprints for the next generation of solar pNLs. scalable, compact. damn, i don't think they're gonna give a fuck, man. now that is what i call a wonderful offer. i don't even know what the fuck i'm bidding on, man. the drone? that doesn't seem like that's worth it. surely someone has something to offer.
1:04:38 i'd say from this every weapon used by my soul will come only from unlimited volume exclusive contract with unlimited volume i like it she infinite money your bid is infinite money we're out of time three decades of mi6 intel what always do the unexpected right interesting
1:05:08 that beat infinite money? okay, we have 900 more drones to go. that's the first drone.
1:05:38 the new wheel in the next drone! doesn't that mean anything to you?
1:06:18 nice try. pay attention, picard. you only have one choice to make here. you can stay with bavma. but you'll go down with him and you'll watch as we turn this whole place to dust. or you could take the throne. and our superiors will continue to turn a blind eye to all that goes on here. or don't you want to be king? hurry up, mate. the footy's on on thursday. we ain't got all week. throw in box seats at the menu and we have a deal. strepford end.
1:07:02 best we can do. ah, we both know that's not true. fine. done. well... i guess he's not a gooner. it appears you have some sway after all. you coming? i wanna swap jerseys with chicharito. who's gonna tell him? james, chicharito hasn't kitted up for man u since 2013. ...find a boat. a gift from bhavma when he first arrived. a small slice of english civility here in the middle of the desert.
1:07:42 that's where you'll find your friend. how do we get to it? by boat. follow me this way, gentlemen. a fox always has more than one exit. it has literally one x. bond, you head out on foot so he can't slip out the back. and you take me to that boat. as you will. if there are no nasty surprises, her letter will be yours by the weekend. bond. i'm here. talk to me. where are we? ollie gave us 009's location.
1:08:17 we're sending you an emergency supply of fart juice right now.
1:08:45 look at these boys. how it feels trying to get to the bathroom off the pen. i don't know, i'm just trying to fill the dead air. oh!
1:09:18 push him over the edge, man. you know what i'm talking about? davy jones locker, motherfucker. that's what i'm talking about. you're the bad guy? i'm literally a good guy. i work for the government.
1:09:50 scariest words to the most dad joke of all time, scariest words you can ever hear. we're from the government. we're here to help.
1:10:01 know what i'm talking about? dads and uncles out there. did you see what came in today? so much good stuff. i saw shotguns, automatics, and semis. i thought they were killing when they told us, but you name it, it was in the container. boxes stacked on the... facebook posting. bet babma was pleased. very... watch this. man, i saw rpgs. watch this. watch this. i saw rpgs, fps, fighting games. what? hey, hold up.
1:10:32 nothing what would make you think this is normal man look at this situation oh shit i'm not stumbling. i was shooting you in the eye with laser beams well, you know what? i'll exit to menu for now assuming it doesn't lose my mission progress. i had a great time playing double oh seven today. it feels good to be back. um let me slash marker this
1:11:10 it's kind of crazy for me that after two days of playing this game, i met where i saw malf like an hour after it came out. but i guess i've been going around. malf has a reputation for being very fast at games and he doesn't really do his due diligence and he just shoots his way through. me on the other hand, i like to figure out the most surgical way through and really pay attention to all the details in the environment and stuff like that. so we're very different sorts of gamers, of course.