Did you miss him (007 First Light)

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0:00 we are back with 007 first light. are you afraid you're not going to know what's happening in the game? it's been 10 days since you played, well it has been so long since i played it they're making me do the privacy policy again which seems crazy. but they made like 28 movies about him i'm pretty sure i'll pick up. i kind of remember what's going on in 007 first light. yeah i'm probably not going to sign up for an ioi account to be honest with you. i guess i'll resume my game on a matter of considerable delicacy.
0:36 and then i'll crank up my volume and remember... hey, anybody who played this on keyboard and mouse, you could save my life right now. how do i bring up q vision? i think that's all i need to know is how do i bring up q vision. what did she say? greenway doesn't want me to come after last night. really? alt. i missed the extraction deadline too. well, i am going. that's what counts. come on, let's go see q. a rogue double o coming in from the cold. not bad for a first mission. she said he's been in hiding for more than a decade.
1:10 i'll say i'd be kind of pissed off if i had to have a conversation with a friend like this. i don't want to have to turn my neck like that just to have a conversation. what were the accounts payable? nina speaking. just a moment. i wouldn't mind that bike coming along.
1:39 i heard you were more into explosives. the bigger the better, according to basil from accounting. basil? who's that? vice chairman of your fan club. i'm the chairman? i guess that'll be greenway, right? they did both run for the post, but greenway won by a whisker.
1:54 i should have looked for the controller during this segment. i forgot we're playing a aaa video game. but honestly, i have no negativity to say about 007 first light. even though there is a lot of dialogue, i think it's supposed to be a cinematic experience, so i get what they're going for.
2:12 after watching some of the clips from summer games fest and like the other 350 festivals that happened this weekend. i'm more like at least it's not a i don't know like a dark souls dark souls clone made by a company that's not from software or whoever made neo as well because that apparently neo is pretty good no time to date vicky from the club call me
2:41 no time to date, that's why i put it up in my locker. that's why i put the note up in my locker to forget about it. that's nice. yes. note the exquisite stitching and attention to detail cut proportion and style in perfect harmony. half price on sheen. looks a bit big. oh no, this is for monroe. you'll be wearing that one. on the chauffeur. well don't look at me, i just work here. and i'm craving a coke zero right now.
3:25 sad to report i'm all out of dr. pepper zero. there will be no more dr. coffees. although one would go so nice right now. it would be so nice to have a dr. coffee right now. i'm drinking one right now. wait, a dr. coffee or a dr. pepper zero?
3:48 because the dr. coffee goes crazy, man. whoa! i didn't even see wade. now i see why you're talking about it. they put an ad in the game. damn, the coke zero that has zero caffeine? they made coke zero but worse? well, i guess the market has spoken.
4:17 coke zero zero caffeine is a very elon coated beverage. i'm not telling you to get addicted to caffeine to be cool. i'm just saying it's an elon coated beverage. goes great on the nightstand next to a replica of the gun from deus ex human revolution. oh, repeating of course.
4:46 is this what it's like to be like suffering an acute bout of hysteria? because like i just i can i get some internal quietness? can i get some peace so i can return to my internal monologue? one more round of iteration and we're ready for field testing. that is my assessment as well. yeah, nothing from me either.
5:12 oh man, this ain't a union gig. this is how your friends feel in counter strike when you die first? luckily that doesn't happen that much. i always die last because i'm really good.
5:43 hold alt to activate q lens. press 2 to deploy the shockwave. oh, he's... liquefied all of his internal organs. smoke pod. when i was in the uk, i saw lots of people that already had these. i'm not quite ready.
6:17 now, as you can see, the smoke obscures arthur's vision, causing an acute sense of disorientation. as you can see, he loves it. as you can see, he's breathing more deeply. he's activated all the muscles in his diaphragm to swallow the smoke as fast as he can. you may choose your equipment from the gadget cart. bridget here will sort you out if you have questions. thanks. good luck out there, bond. you were authorized to bring two items into the field. not that you're likely to need them in the car park. uh huh. was that insensitive? my people skills range in the bottom third. surely not.
6:48 sheldon cooper asks, this is the gadget card. equip gadgets here. this is the gadget inventory. the cue watch is required and is always equipped. new information about the gadget including resource type and gameplay effects. select one of the additional gadgets and press assign.
7:06 kind of choosing blindly here. any pointers? i cannot disclose any specific details about the assignment, only that you will be attending an exclusive social event. high security, low hostility. in these types of situations, discretion, not force, is advised. duly noted. i guess i'll take all of the, um... all of the ones that you've shown me so far. oh, i can only take two. that's right, i have four spots, but i can only take two. would i rather have a smoke bomb or a shockwave camera?
7:36 causes medium damage to body armor. i'll stick with the smoke bomb man. although it's oh wait it's chemical that makes sense. give me give me something that's electric instead smoke pot replaced interesting, i'm smoking window good luck out there and then hit it with one of these boom hmm
8:03 and now working on a streamer bait game concept. it would be like a trolley problem or considerate type game, but about public bathroom etiquette, for example, what urinal is most acceptable to use in a given situation with the situations becoming more and more bizarre as the game progresses. i read it. tj, i've seen you on the rides. you're a pure soul. i read the whole thing. i thought there would be a question at the end. there was no question. anyway, i find myself now wondering where to go, conversationally speaking. i, uh,
8:35 you think you're up for the task, jeremy? what are we looking at? my man goes to blow up and act like i ain't know nobody. you know what? chiblee stim has been stuck in my head for like a week now. i don't know if i can hit it with the same speed that he hits it with. it's, um, me birds gone mad at me because i blew my last four quid down around the pub. let me try that one more time.
9:02 me bird's gone mad at me cause it blue me last four quit around the pub what is this accent? it's my version of my bad scottish accent. which to me is worse than chiblee's scottish accent which sounds pretty good. it might be worse than your mandarin? i think my mandarin's actually pretty good. waboo dong wong dong hwa prince william? i mean, i haven't shaved in a few days. i kinda got the same look going on to be honest. this is whitlock and i'm bancroft.
9:50 were they talking to me? because i'm just kind of walking to blue diamonds, man. double 09? oh, you mean ling ling geo? ling ling geo?
10:12 yes, this is just the boon that m's been looking for to get fallen secretary bright and his lot off our backs, but... double o nine is a master manipulator. whatever his endgame is, we won't see it coming. hey, i need it to reset my computer. they say i can't use the same password that i've used in the last three passwords, and i have to change my password once every six weeks. also, the password needs to be at least 24 characters long.
10:52 needs to have at least a lowercase and uppercase, a symbolic character, a numeric character, and at least one special character as well. exit tuition.
11:16 yay! yo, it'd be so cool if you could just win the mission by winning the chess championship instead. far cry would let you do it.
11:40 according to 009's instructions, the meeting will go down in full public view during the championship match. no comms, no tracking, no backup. it's the match. i forgot how io works. we'll be hikaru nakamura versus asap rocky in the final match of the world chess championship.
12:02 i saw the wiz khalifa hitman map, yeah. i was like, wait a minute, that mma actor, he looks very familiar. and i was like, oh wiz khalifa! tupac is back, i've heard that. in pog form. why they got me in the michael scott chrysler sebring, man? now i could get used to this. don't act too impressed, dearest, or you'll blow our cover.
12:41 and james, do quit your pouting. i'm a glorified hood ornament. what can i possibly have to pout about? sorry if the assignment doesn't live up to your grand expectations. someone must watch the perimeter. if 009 slips through our fingers, you're the last line of defense. exhilarating. that's how quinn hughes was talking on the minnesota wild. don't give him an excuse. the cap looks good on you, though. really brings out your cheekbones.
13:10 take a left up ahead, james. ahem, backseat driver. what's that, darling? just a frog in my throat. as long as i got control of the stereo, everything's okay. crawl like a viper through these suburban streets. make love to these women, languid and bittersweet. is everything in order? routine inspection, ma'am. it won't be a moment. the gate looks like dr. evil's time machine from austin powers 2. don't worry, minimi.
13:49 don't be scared. don't be scared, minnie minnie. it's been a while. it's been a while since i've seen the second one. it's a quarter after one. i'm a little drunk and i need you now.
14:17 and i don't know how i can do without. i still need you now. greenway thinks we're being played. and since when do you trust greenway? i never said i did. they knew each other though. that much is clear. something to do with an operation called nightfall. that begs the question, did 009 pick greenway out of good faith or bad blood? well,
14:46 let me in. let me in. i'm ready. drive to the hotel. okay, step one, run over the valet. go in with a bang. this is what i've always wanted.
15:20 an 85 meter drive to a parallel parking spot? ooooh, imagine.
15:40 in position. greenway, grand hall. switching off comms as instructed. nothing on my end. don't let your guards down. 009 most certainly won't. out. he wears a scar across his face? maybe this is a steely dan video game. honestly, this is how i know he's not a dad. couple hours apiece sitting in the driver's seat of a nice car. sounds like a pretty damn good time, honestly. and you get control of the fucking stereo?
16:34 could be worse, man. not exactly the five star treatment. this is what happens to your bags when you fly it. what airline am i gonna, am i gonna put under the spotlight? let's just do air canada. spirit, didn't god rest him. isn't spirit done now? bond reporting suspicious behavior. 009? no, one of the hotel staff, strangest looking bellhop i ever saw. he was
17:09 can you shut up? i'm almost there already. but mom, he threw the bag suspiciously. damn, i'm sorry, i can't catch him. permission to jog? oh, they're not gonna let me in there. 100%.
17:43 afternoon, sir. staff and press only. damn. forgot my press badge. you're not the first. missed him. hmm. okay, i'll activate my cue lens and infiltrate the hotelick. infiltrate the hotelick.
18:02 staff only, i can't go back there. now i feel like i got some, uh, i got some freedom. especially if i could just vault over the edge of this or push this guy over the edge. ignite the dry leaves with a lighter. oh, okay! over here at conversation. it's amazing the type of shit you could hear if you just open your ears, man.
18:35 george yeah, it's no use. i met with the whistleblower claims to have proof that nivex cheating but they'll only talk to hoffman how far off is he man hoffman floor it or we'll lose the scoop of the year yeah, he's working on his double backflip right now actually i need to get back in there. it's a nail unless you sent me all this way to report on the landscaping in staff and press only by the way, so i
19:08 there's a press badge hidden on the lower ramparts. anyone like to do a translation of what a rampart is? for those of us who are not necessarily 100% in the know, what is a rampart? it's the movie. i know it's the movie with woody harrelson.
19:30 did you hear grandmaster nivik got his arse handed to him by one of the web industry self learning ais? no. did he flip the table? it's nivik. he'll flip the breakfast table if he's out of orange juice. but to be fair, he did win the first couple of games easily. then the ai ran 12,000 simulations while nivik went to get coffee. when he returned, it wiped the floor with him. it was a general purpose ai. the thing just put in its 10,000 hours of focused practice in about
19:59 45 seconds? talk about a lesson in humility. i'm just relieved i chose the ballet. i don't see ai taking over the performing arts anytime soon. i don't know, did you see that robot kick the chinese kid in the chest? to be fair, and i know how this sounds, but you have to see the video before you get upset. the kid should not have been standing there. he screwed up badly. he was clearly standing in a do not stand here zone. but
20:36 i also, i did see, i was on reddit when i had the meat sweats yesterday, spending a little bit of time in the bathroom and i saw the ace of acorns. i saw the video of like the people at the tech conference that are just kicking the shit out of the robot. like they kept kicking it in the chest and i was dying at all the comments that were like, i feel bad for the robot. and i was like, why is every top comment like
21:04 i don't know, i guess i'm just more empathetic than the average person, but i felt bad for the robot. like, they're building this thing to fucking kill you, bro. if anything, you should be sad that they're not kicking it harder. the first dude took like a minute and he had no force behind his kicks at all. now the last dude... the last dude fucking shattered the bot's pelvis. he fell backwards and his pelvis snapped like a wishbone. but the first dude was just playing with it, man.
21:38 where are you going? this ain't the lower ramparts. i'm just licking car batteries out here, man. i mean, listen, ricky, i don't know if i would deliver like a punishing
21:57 my bad, james. if i would deliver like a punishing kick to a robot at a tech conference, but like the way that the dude was just kind of like standing and then putting his foot on the robot's chest and like lightly pushing it away was pissing me off. and he would keep looking around like for approval. was that a good one? was that one good enough guys? i thought for sure there was, i mean, i've been watching a lot of
22:26 hong kong action movies, i guess. i thought someone was gonna grab a stool and start using it both as a shield and as a blunt force instrument, but... hack the plant? what does glowing yellow mean, by the way? i'm assuming it means if someone was under it, i could push this off and then kill them. go to the main wall? i've never been here, man. i don't know which one is the main wall. check the pots around here. i'm starting to talk like corey. like this pot, for example. you'd walk over to it.
23:25 pots on the lower ramparts. can we just keep the conversation in the lower ramparts here? not that one, huh? maybe this one? you're on the lower ramparts right now? alright. it's a highlight for pissable objects. well, there's more than one way to play these games, okay? the other thing we could do is fucking... there's a watcher nearby. okay. get a life, bro. we could create a distraction, grab a lighter, light the... oops.
24:18 just start pressing f on things. wait, wait, wait, okay. and then come over here and put myself on the damn list. boom. it's that, you want me to go get some pots? okay, bud. whatever you say. maybe i'll just open the box and grab my own press badge. i need to catch up with that bellhop. show me your id and i'll just go. present press badge. forget my own head next. all right, checks out. step into this gutter, please.
24:57 he's clear. you may enter sir. enjoy the tournament. you're on a tight ship. that's better. and hopefully you didn't want to have any kids. continue up the stairs please. the mezzanine is great for photos. best view in all the house. good tip, but it's great for people watching. i've infiltrated the hotel. i'm a little bit pissed off. i could just be in the car jamming out right now, but...
25:25 and now, now is where things get fucking real. because if you got access to a window, you got access to the whole building. challenge completed. self check in. does anyone here work at a hotel? i have a, uh... it's not even a theory. it's, um... a practice.
26:02 that i've been using my entire adult life when it comes to hotels. when i was a kid, we did the whole checkout rigamarole. so my mom would always go up and talk to the staff and be like, you know, we didn't watch any movies. give us the bill and don't fucking play any games with me, right? as an adult, i've just walked out, i think, of every single hotel that i've ever stayed in in my entire life.
26:37 usually dropping the key in the little drop box at the exit, but otherwise just leaving. don't quote me on this in case you end up losing like thousands of dollars because they're like, well, you never checked out. oh yes, we've charged you for 60 days of staying in the honeymoon suite because you never checked out.
27:06 i feel like you don't have to check out ever. i feel like checking out is a scam. the worst you can do here is accidentally flip the chessboard. don't even say it. stop my me, ladies. good afternoon, sir. you could just say like, good morning. you don't have to be weird about it. they tell you to leave the key in the room. they tell you to put the fries in the bag. doesn't mean you have to listen. which room is he in? i don't know. but he's getting an extra mint on his pillow. i don't think it's there, man. i think they lost it.
27:41 you're the you're the guy who's looking for your suitcase, but your suitcase is not fucking there because it just got thrown down the the ramparts. yeah, there's two bags man. that's craig finn as craig finn fully embraced the the male pattern baldness i honestly think this is more like patrick alveen ex general manager of the vancouver canucks at the hotel georgia right now trying to he's having a francis ha moment trying to figure out where he's gonna go from here john cena. oh
28:29 let's see what all the fuss is about. it's the hottest ticket in town, the world chess championships. oh, you're taunting the world. there's greenway. hopefully i'm the last thing on his mind. what are you here for? gamer posture. start dressing like that irl, man. bond, status? oh, excuse me. no sign of double 09. over. i gotta get back down there. can you believe... kingsley alert. best not get spotted just yet. need to build a case first. can i say,
29:10 positively, great bald representation in this game. a lot of different male hairlines. this is a very accurate male pattern baldness. this is obviously a norwood 5. sorry to whoever the actor was. he looked up as if he was like, what?
29:33 we've seen full bald, we've seen like bald but hasn't shaved in a few days. we've got like greenaways like he may never get balder than that but obviously he's receded a little bit like they could lucky break.
30:00 help me out here. wow, this is unprofessional even for you. command, bond has abandoned his post. i repeat, bond has abandoned his post. copy. i will handle it. proceed. motherfucker. nice knowing you. take one of these on the way out. that's right. better hit her with the diarrhea gun. don't mind me, i think i just left something in here. oh, i think i left... i left my bottle of absinthe in there, if you don't mind. seems he's gone behind the scenes.
30:42 has he? excuse me, excuse me. what, me when someone bumps me in a crowded place? what in god's name was that? through here, beside mere moments ago. oh, but what is this? oh, more poison. where's more poison? this would be awesome if this was a bathroom.
31:20 it is not a bathroom. let's see now. watch this. pop out. crouch, which is not control, apparently. interesting. and it's not c. strange. apparently not c. and then now that he's gone, it's not alt. z? q? now we just move right on by, bro. you can't crouch in public. st. biden's america anymore, little bro. we can do whatever the hell we want.
32:23 am i it doesn't say like i'm not supposed to be here. ergo, i think i'm okay to be here. i need to focus. i need to focus. oh, do you? it would be hard to focus with some underpants full of shit. you fucking dickhead.
33:04 am i the asshole? i poisoned the guy for being churlish to me? that literally happens sometimes as you get older. find a place to observe the conversation.
33:32 learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction. oh my god, he hates reading. he hates luggage, he hates reading! ama woah!
34:03 imagine imagine if it went down like that and then it played the james bond chord at the end ring anybody know where the blonde man went poison, please. have you seen james bond chord video? of course i've seen james bond chord videos one of my favorite videos up short back and blow your bloody head off mate i'm not bob. i'm james bloody bond i'm pretty sure i was already allowed to be here. i
35:03 what's your problem? oh, pickpocket, huh? get inside the suit of armor? he's not distracted. okay, but if we do this, he'll get distracted and then we can pick his pocket and then we got a staff key. bring.
35:35 his suitcase disappeared. just like that. blame the staff, what else is new? tell mr. vargas if you see him. prendergast is down in reception demanding to see the manager. wouldn't want to keep mr. prendergast waiting. they're all talking like steve bruhl, man. what's going on? you're doing things backwards? well, i still haven't gotten my secret agent license, man. the same crew raided the cruise ship the month before. i'm assuming...
36:13 this is mr. prendergast right here. that's him, mads mikkelsen! ten inches... ten inches and thick... why is everybody talking in this game while also looking at a screen? it's it's making me feel disrespected!
36:51 twilight.
37:21 ring.
37:43 mr. prendergast, i am told you have some missing baggage. yeah, yeah, enough about the missing baggage. how about we go to the local snooker bar and i suck your cock? i spotted him just before, going through the door marked laundry. laundry. that's very helpful. what is your business at the hotel? a bit of workation. i'm researching my next novel, an ai themed techno thriller taking place in the world of international chess. he's talking with his hands so much, he's making me motion sick.
38:17 that's private? i'm feeling woozy, bro. talkin' like roof man. have a drink on the house.
38:41 home defeated laundry. staff only, but i am staff because i have the key. you guys are okay, don't even worry about that.
39:14 and now... we're in. dude, lying is op apparently. we don't steal everything. stop saying we steal. we're not stealing people's phones. we are taking all the batteries out of their phone. didn't you see the guy dan? what if dan keizing had a low taper fade? what if dan keizing had a low taper fa but look at why are you on your phone?
39:57 like he's talking to you in theory. he's got a damn lollipop for a boutonniere. what's up, y'all? not supposed to be there. not supposed to be there. i've completely lost my bearings. i think we need the cellar key. that's right. hacker boys.
40:37 wait, wait, i recognize these boxes. you're ignoring the objective marker? i gotta get the cellar key to get to the laundry, bro. if anything, i'm ignoring q vision. smoking out the window. silk sonic mentioned. nice try. yeah, you almost saw me. oh shit, now we're in fucking manor what?! nosey ass.
41:31 let me get that door for you. me going back at 4 a.m. for more espionage, a perfect crime. chateau de 47 with the duck on it. that's cute, man. that's cute. wine tasting notes. the archambault rouge is certainly fine, but it pales in comparison to the montarras sacramento. isn't archambault a game where you kick each other in the nuts?
42:18 corey's, uh corey's treasure chests with left side cigars right side frankfurters numpad enter code oh laundry code 1805 and nothing on the back battle of trafalgar easy he made the joke i was gonna make except he actually knew what the reference was for vintage wine from 2008 with ronald d moore thirsty boy well, i'm gonna assume
43:02 this is not 1805. i bet the best wine year is what the code is going to be. that sounds right to me. the sacramento from 1952? it's that easy. holy shit. i can't, there's so much shit in there i can't even pick it up. they didn't expect anyone to ever do it. the cellar key. there's no need for me to be here. on the other hand, nobody tells me what to do. and what does lightning bolt mean on them? does that mean like this is an officer of the law?
44:21 you get instinct back, it means you can lure them. you can zap them. they're a bluff target. they're pussies fully charged. okay, well. i don't think you should be here. i'm leaving. i press the left mouse button to open the door instead of just pressing f to open it quietly. i kicked it instead. it means you get energy back for a takedown. do you think i could get gretchen wong's autograph for my daughter after the game?
44:56 the shuffler.
45:09 elena, don't be such an old maid. i'm serious. that guy had prison tattoos on his neck. most of the laundry workers are ex cons. so what? they're sweethearts once you get to know them. yeah. i'm not going down there without an entourage. fine. i'll take a look. excuse me. excuse me, ladies. health and safety inspection. where may i find the laundry? it's just down the stairs. did someone file a complaint? strictly routine. like my marriage.
45:36 hi yo! wait, wait, wait. let's... you wanna talk? her husband is this guy. he's going, what the fuck? why are you spreading our shit around everywhere? i told you not to say that shit at work. oh, the bellhops hat could have been ditched by the blonde man. yeah, yeah, yeah. he probably came through this way, not that way.
46:23 this way? my bad guys. um... where the fuck am i? where the hell am i? oh my god, am i back on like the first floor of the hotel?
46:55 bond, what the hell are you doing here? i'm just writing my own resignation. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. yeah, this is the staff area. didn't you have to go down to laundry? i found his hat bro! i was following clues! you wouldn't get it. oh, the sign that says laundry. it says 25 cents a load? pretty good price these days. half now, half later. make sure no one follows. you got it, friend.
47:40 5k half now half later sounds like week six of couch to 5k. know what i'm talking about? they have you like run in for part of it and then walk in for part of it. can i get some more cellular energy?
48:11 that sounds good! that sounds good. yeah, destroy this.
48:51 diarrhea dave. situation contained. so here's what i thought was gonna happen. i thought we were gonna push the laundry thing like... well, we stayed behind it and then we'd sneak up on him and do something. i didn't think he would full on kick it into the dude, but kind of got the job done. he's hitting the hell of like a body wave too. and then now we go stealthy again. i could probably push over the rack, but ain't no need for that, man.
49:22 ain't no need for that when we can be stealthy. get through the laundry. no sweat. he is doing the mj point. all he needs is a little hat. if he could have like a hat at the end of his hand. they do need to make an austin powers game, man. i kind of feel like the engine they built for this is perfect for an austin powers game.
49:51 maybe the market is not right for it right now? and then we go through here. they're gonna pick up the cordless drill and it's gonna be out of battery and they're gonna be like, what the fuck? we didn't buy a ryobi. why does our shit have no battery life?
50:32 i don't get it. listen, i'd be using some ryobi's but they run out of battery pretty quick. they're a little bit more budget oriented. what's going on now? what's wrong? what? hey, anybody over there? get moving. get him, get him. i can't loot him. i'm like, i'm all out of energy bro. i got a hat.
51:17 let's get back into character. never mind. i thought i grabbed some of the tank array. back into character? swag acquired. that's right, overload that stinky ass ac. like i'm at corey's house. what's that? shit. i forgot what button is perry, man. they've killed me. they've killed me dead.
52:03 james bond was killed. sorry guys, james bond died. they slumped me. they gave me a full body makeover. 5k. half now. yeah, yeah, half now. well, i made so much progress though. you got it, fred. watchers can't be bluffed when they are nearby. who was that guy? that stefan was your fairy godmother. get this. he just slipped us 5,000 euros to stop a guy from following him. a belt, huh? guess i look. bloody fool. what?
52:50 go ahead, go ahead. give you some to situation contained bro. bucket, brush him. who's that? you want some? take some of this. what? hey, what the hell did i do? you're the bad guys. you know that, right?
53:31 i can see you, sir. what the hell? he's got a damn taser! stay sharp. unbelievable! he killed me. i tripped into the bathroom and i died. he pushed me to death. he slimed me because i tripped over my damn shoelaces. 5k. half now, half later. make sure no one follows. you got it, friend. imagine a movie ending like this. you gotta see le bonheur.
54:14 i know when i died my body was going like, get this. he just slipped us 5000 euros just what i got a new game plan. let's check that. i guess it's okay now. yeah, yeah, it's okay now. cuz i fucking broken your neck and gotten all my energy back and then we rush your ass.
54:55 took out the damn trash. now we're fucking talking. saying some shit like, clean up on aisle 3. get slumped asshole. you fucking dickhead. shit for brains. whoops. tried to close the door, close it on my own foot by accident. okay, ready? watch this. what's going on there?
55:46 you there! what's wrong? i'm gonna get to the bottom of this. what a mystery, man. anything could have happened. very aggressive walk though, that's for sure. rosetta, i'm gonna get to the bottom of this. you don't know how long, i've been waiting for this. i've got nothing here. i'm searching here. there's something going on here. i don't like this one bit. we got work to do.
56:33 if i could just position myself behind, if i got into his blind spot, cairo sejuro style. huge. he looks so peaceful though. and then, i mean there's no shot that these guys are not suffering like permanent organ damage. we're shooting them full of like clorox and toilet cleaner and drano and shit man. we're filling a dart full of toilet bowl cleaner and then hitting them in the back of the neck.
57:24 could be worse, could have carbs. true, true, true. you know what? that's pretty true. i got an idea. it looked like that laundry was really stinky. that must have been from the gym or something. i think somebody's wounded right there.
58:01 you can walk through here with the disguise? bro, it literally says trespassing on the top. you're gonna get me in trouble. x above your head means the disguise is good. oh, never mind. carry on. that being said, nobody's watching so i might as well liver punch this guy real quick. oh shit. just a troublemaker is crazy.
58:42 um... eat his ass. alright, that there was no need to go that crazy with it. they don't give a fuck about me. they don't give a fuck about me. that's right, i'm james bloody bond. gone again.
59:16 slippery bastard. watching has earned you a drop. yo! tap the box to claim? hang on, i've watched enough of myself streaming james bond that i get to tap a box. drop successfully claimed. the hell is it? purple suit? visit your inventory to connect your account? a worn bellhop outfit. size xl. flip it over, bro. 206. could be a passcode and a dress. room number.
59:51 couple aa batteries. should just throw the batteries, man. 206, i'm dead. so true. an empty laundry bag. it could be anything, man. could be anything, could be anyone. not the boss fountain. now i gotta find a way to get upstairs, man. get through the laundry. hello? oh, that'll work. kick that shit.
1:00:37 that's a seattle area code. my wholesome chunga's pacific northwesterners would never engage in espionage like this. i know we got nl heads in seattle. didn't see you there.
1:01:17 just gonna be honest, didn't see you there. oh shit, i hit him with the lycanthropy spell. it's popping off. no, that's a different button, you gotta hit a different button for that one.
1:02:00 check this out, rush them. sorry fellas, desperate measures. no sweat, i'm just out of poop juice unfortunately. i could only get some more poop juice. the camera is pretty good though. please tell me they don't give you like a rank at the end of this. they don't go like hey, you're like the shittiest secret agent we've ever seen, etc, etc. i need your help. took you long enough. the blonde man, he's changed his disguise. i knew he was up to something. yeah?
1:02:35 did you just get like new filler or something? like he can't close his mouth. he didn't hear it from me mate. tall blonde heading upstairs, 10 inches stick.
1:03:06 yeah 206 where have i heard that before?
1:03:27 that chess trophy is worth a fortune. room 206. i just overheard a pair of guests complaining about loud thumps and noises coming from one of the second floor suites. room 206, what do we think? i'm gonna check out room 206 if you don't mind. fair enough. i highly doubt the wo9 has spent a dime selling insurances. i'd say it's none of our business. copy that.
1:03:56 none of our business. i've heard something's going on in room 206. now if you'll excuse me... room 205 keycard. whoa! blocked by a chair? maybe unblock it then? new collectible, the pillow mint. little poop juice. alrighty. you're so lucky i don't have enough dangerous chemicals. otherwise you would be shitting right now.