I swear it went down like that (Slay the Spire 2 Multiplayer)

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0:00 ascension 3, oh you start with 200 hp and they suck your cock for you. i mean, yeah. most of my ascension 10 runs are i make it to the boss and i could sometimes kill the first one and then the second one that absolutely kills me. this is honestly really good. i feel like we're at the same level. i love that. except usually like i have three losses before that and then one of them dies to the first or the second boss. yeah, yeah. hmm.
0:31 i see some question marks on the right. not a lot of elites though. we got a good squad, huh? i think we got a good squad though. i mean we have one ironclad. that's all you need to win. true, true. and also i'm just a follower. you guys can map it and i'll i'll just click. i was just thinking this. am i stupid? you can overrule me. you guys play more than i do. nutritious oyster would be so tasty. have you guys taken a relic yet? i did.
1:03 that's what i was like, what are you talking about? i love the path. i was looking at the map going like wait, is there like oysters on the basses on insta cart? i'm taking the oyster. i'll follow you. i'd follow you into the dark or whatever. you're my game up a touch. i got ribs on the smoker right now. damn. right? is that one of those foods that takes like 28 hours to cook?
1:33 six, six is like seven. not too bad. yeah, still doing my shit. my god. sorry, sorry. and he's pissed. sorry, i was just really mad you went there. i scared my cat. i was trying to pick up my phone to look at the smoker. i'm in the digital age. wait, you got a picture of kory on that thing?
1:58 hey stop somebody stop this guy. oh, i'm loving you. i'm love bombing you right now kory smoking a big stogie imagine man, we kill this guy. i can have two more times now. we're not killing this guy i just played all my defense without asking yeah, i kind of threw some strikes and into the fan kind of hung out huge please call him by a specific name. i aren't glad this is name. oh
2:38 all right guys, i can apply some vulnerability. the iron shud. the iron shud. yes. i forgot about him. i like that. i'm still trying to pick a card. i forgot about this. do you guys ever get the feeling like in your brain in your body that if you don't drink a dr. pepper zero in like the next hour that you're gonna die? i haven't had that happen. i haven't had a soda in like ages.
3:15 i'll say i hadn't had a soda in ages, but i had to go try a dirty baja blast. cuz like i had to. they can't tell me that exists and that i don't ever have it. is it like they used tequila? i think they just put milk in it or something. it's not alcoholic, it's just dirty? yeah, it's just dirty. i can do nine damage.
3:44 i did all the damage i could. you know what, i could have done nine more but then i did a defendant set and just hit the gun. i'm like, my brain's on so rapid fire with this game. yeah, it was pretty good. it made the baja blast taste like a creamsicle and i was like, yeah creamsicles are alright. it seems fair. yeah. oh, vicious or armaments. armaments is so good. sorry. no, it's alright. it's gonna be a real tie. it's honestly a nice noise. very pleasant. thunder collab. yeah, they kind of fucked it up.
4:23 you were huge one of you guys going for here. um, he's up the first one. okay, i mean, oh the dirty dude was atrocious. i didn't think it was the worst. i'm out my milk is kind of it's insane it's like a it's like a vanilla cream or some shit like that but it was uh, it was like just whatever what i would call it kind of sounds like what they were drinking in minari but
4:52 i'm back on my bullshit. yeah you would love minari. it's directed by the guy who directed the twisters. oh, i did like twisters i can do 18 damage. i can do 18 damage. i can't do any more. thanks twisters is good man. twisters is a movie that shouldn't have been good and it was good. they made it about your life.
5:19 because you also saw twins the first time you went storm chasing. no, we should have saw twins, but we fucking whiffed. you didn't see twins? so the story goes that we saw the tornado, filmed it, and because it was dropped, it dropped as like a single tornado at the start, and then it lifted and we were like in front of it. so it was coming towards us. so we're like, we gotta get out of here. so when it lifted, we were like, ok, well, it's lifted. let's use this time to go and get out ahead of it so that we're not in its path.
5:46 and then in that time when we jumped into the car, the twins dropped. that's why you need like a glenn powell type. when everyone's like, we should go get to the next tornado, he's got to like lick his finger and then put it up out the car window and be like, nah, just wait a minute. i didn't really, i didn't consider twins being like a tornado term. and at first i was like, like the danny devito arnold movie. i was like, that can't be, that'd be ridiculous for me saying that.
6:17 and i was like, i guess he was supposed to see like actual twins. like a pair of hot ladies or something. i don't know. yeah. yeah. they kind of like pranked the hell out of me though, because i was like so into the storm chasing and i was like, oh hell yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna go again. so i was like, you know what? uh, the mazda ain't gonna cut it. so let's get a, let's get a new car for the next storm chasing stream. like i got a new car.
6:42 and then they were like, they being i guess god being like, let's take all the weather and get rid of it. and there'll be no storms for like a month. climate change. i was like, that's not nice. that's messed up. so you want there to be more climactic weather events. more destruction. in like the field. our nation's next great superhero could be out there right now and you wanna threaten their lives with something like that.
7:20 my and paul kent could be those backwards yokels could be raising the next day a fight figure of americana right now and you want to cut that short. god. all i know that the first tornado we saw of our whole career was in the city of schindler. and now i'll take that to the grave. the schindler tornado. it is good. yeah, that's that's fantastic. and you want you want it to be wiped off the map.
7:48 mean it basically already is look it up. it's barely on the map man a stiff breeze had knocked that shit over you hate it shit losing chat is anyone watching from schindler? yeah, anyone anyone watching from schindler if they are there the whole population is probably watching no, man they watching hannity right now smith i'm smithin i'm smithin i don't know if anyone actually lives in shit looks i like look at it on the map and it was like i
8:27 a building. i guess like one building. they got the stream on in the diner right now. i will tell you, i don't... i'm not energy hungry. i don't need happy flower. uh... well, i guess i'll take it. i'm gonna say no to a flower, man. you wanna fight over the whetstone or do you want the meal ticket? i would rather take meal ticket because i think you heal after every fight anyway, so i'll... yeah, take that thing. i'll just take something like that. i think that's a perfect distribution right there.
8:57 you get to heal right now even. imagine that. whoa, that's crazy. i'm trying to take you here. god damn it. knife traps right there and i can't afford it. buy another dismantle. nothing worse than seeing the tent in the shop and you're like, dude. it's been happening so much lately. all the time. especially in multiplayer. look at this boat. sorry.
9:25 i've been saying this guy has the highest ratio of like how scared you get looking at him versus how much of a pussy he is. yeah, yeah. i'm always like, no, the boat and then he'd like dies on turn two. i don't like his floppy ass horns. things shouldn't be flopping like that. damn. i'm gonna volume. i will give him one more volume so that next time we kill him. i might freaking.
9:56 not kill him. i might just not freaking kill him at all. that's fair. i got hopeful. it's some kind of joke, but with that so true. he's a damn joke. i didn't even get to play my cards. sorry. sorry. fuck. sorry. i'm gonna keep grabbing vulnerable stuff. nintendo ass voice line. i'm sorry. i don't know. you could always take that, man. i'm smithin'. of course, absolutely. gotta be smithin'.
10:34 that's how i lose. i'm thinking we should do one of those two either this one or this one why do you think that you like it this way? you'd like it left right? oh, no, i think it doesn't matter does it because uh, yeah like we can't really make a decision, you know like a guy once we've made the decision. yeah there he is. i hate this guy oh, he's fucked. yeah, this guy's a real prick check this out
11:11 there's nothing worse than doing like getting him down to 74 or whatever. yeah. i guess the numbers are all apparently it's 231 in co op. it would suck to get him to 230 even. are you a ship deck apollo? i am. i'm a little late on this one but i'm gonna throw a strength potion on you. it lasts the whole fight yeah. okay i was like oh no i've already played my card.
11:51 huge, huge, huge. beautiful. i can do 18 damage. we can wait a turn. i'm all out. wait a turn, beat his ass next turn. i'm tapped. honestly, it was good that we did. he's gonna hit us for a bunch. and now it's done. any chance we see you at ferality this weekend? unlikely. is that, is it in vancouver?
12:15 no, i think it's a virtual reality for you. oh, well, i don't know. you might someone might have my avatar then for all i know, but it might not be me behind the mask. it's on vr. is that a convention thing? oh, okay. i thought maybe it was related to the world cup. i understand now. i don't think they'll be welcome there. i don't think they'll be welcome. you got the world cup in where you're living, apollo? i have no clue, maybe.
12:49 you have the world cup where you're living. well because they're it's in like 24 cities this year or something like that. oh. it's definitely somewhere in texas. it's probably dallas man. they usually go to dallas. i thought they would just there's like there's multiple world cups. this year they wanted to spread it out to make it fair to the whole continent so they picked like 20 different cities.
13:16 in north america in canada the us and mexico and they're having the final in the beautiful football stadium metlife in east rutherford, oh so all the soccer players are gonna learn what it's like to not have their players on have knees that wonderful cathedral of football yeah, yeah the home of football. i
13:45 yo, they traded micah parsons. when i said that yesterday you acted like they didn't and they literally did trade micah parsons even though it wasn't the guy that i thought it was. i got micah parsons and miles garrett confused. he did, he did, but it was really funny. i know stampede isn't great, but it's fun. i really like it, but i'm just like a guy. yeah, i feel that. i feel that. is this the fuck ass crab? i don't know this guy.
14:17 you don't know this guy? no. he's basically like the lagavulin from slay the spire 1 except his cycles are a turn longer. he sleeps for three turns if we don't... i have got like not a lot of damage. my turn sucks. yeah, i would rather play nothing to be honest. yeah, i can play this. huge. oh, but then i have to... you can play the shivs because he won't wake up unless he gets hit for 60. oh, okay. i don't want that in my deck at the moment.
14:44 i just wanted to get that card's cost reduced, you know what i'm saying? 100% man. i could put up all my powers. that's exactly what you want to see. i drew all four of my defense, i'm out liking that. now we beat zax. now we have no choice, yeah. yeah. unfortunately i think have you got any vuln? put it on him because i have a double vuln. oh, i don't have any more but that's good news. i have so much.
15:10 just gotta let us know i'll be the one who takes the good boy points. apparently we are misgendering the matriarch, which makes sense. yeah, it is a fair enough our bad, our bad, my bad. i feel worse about it than the other guys. yeah, they'd probably be delicious. there's probably a lot of meat in that thing. sorry. someone in chat said i might like to eat this guy.
15:43 i don't know man. a lot of animals that look like this are delicious though. they just are. kind of freaked me out a little bit. i'm shrugging. good card, good card. shit, shit, shit, shit. neutralize. you know how i know this game is good? no matter what god i see that gives us a blessing on the second act, i'm always like, yes, this guy! i love this guy! i like the blessing system a lot.
16:17 very good for the next three turns weak and vulnerable are twice as effective oh my so you do double damage instead of just 1.5 times. yo, that's a good card. i like that card. that's crazy actually, the one exception is the one who gives you shit from slay the spire one weirdly enough whenever i get that guy i'm like, i don't want this garbage the fuck am i gonna do a tiny house?
16:43 like a relic or a card from the past, i was seeming like a bad one. thanks for dreamcatcher. where i get to rest and add junk to my deck for no reason. always freaking dreamcatcher. i'll take thrash. thrash is fun. give me an after image. it's gotta be this piece right here.
17:11 oh, that's nice ends. shiv nye the cutting guy. and then the background was yo, have you guys heard the bill nye the science guy but in chinese?
17:22 no. it's i know people hate when you recommend a video. this is like a 12 second video that is so good. in the background, they're just going it there look like beer night. some tom tom tom beer, not beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. they just keep saying beer over and over. it's so good. i hear that man. yeah, that's great. that's all great. six random cards. okay, that owned that freaking owned man.
17:54 i took gigabash. i love, uh, i love break plus the fact that it costs one is so crazy. seven vulnerable for one and 30 damage. that's crazy beer beer beer. are you watching it? are you watching it? no, no, i'm just saying it. i'd watch it. yeah. i'll open external link from vip daniel. he hasn't been fished recently on discord. why not?
18:29 that's awesome. that's great. that made my fucking day, man. i just wish that i was like in my first year of college when i discovered it. yeah. oh, that would have been a vibe. people go crazy for that.
19:04 my card. he took it from me. wait, he fucking took my fucking card too. also drew like ass. oh, whatever. i'll do this. the rest of my ass. his ass is cooked. yeah, he's done. you know, fly up in the air and just immediately get rocked. oh, i have a handful of defense, so hopefully y'all can take care of that. can anyone hit him 18 times this turn? honestly, hold. oh shit. oh shit. okay.
19:37 no. i can do another four damage. do another four damage? i can infer... i can infer 18. what's nine times two? yeah, i can hit him for nine times two. that's not enough. i'll be... well, in that case... wait! wait! i did it! i forgot that card comes back! i forgot about right hand hand. oh man. three additional damage for each vulnerable on the enemy? that's gonna go crazy.
20:09 do i even think i want that shit back man? i think he actually this is the dream. he took a card i thought i was going to use but don't want anymore beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. oh, you gotta take the dead. 100% why did you say take of the dead? take of the dead motherfucker horribly placed box man. i got my car. i never know if the card i'm like is that the curse card should i not be selecting near it? you know?
20:40 first curse is definitely purple border, but if you only see the bottom then yeah, you don't see the bottom. yeah, it's tough you already you fucking came out of the box with a bag of prep man, did i not get the box what happened to me hello hi what did it give? oh, i got bronze scales. okay, you know, i'm not not the worst. oh
21:06 i don't i can't really do anything with these potions man shackling potion kind of insane though. i'll take that i'm happy to report the internal temperature of my ribs is 98. what does it need to be degrees? oh shit hundred and thirty six. oh, i only put it in about an hour and 40 minutes ago can i do it? can i do a phone anecdote since i just got a new phone? yeah, please i saw that it's horrible. i
21:35 they basically have completely designed phones now entirely to that you're now forced to get a cover like you don't have a choice or looking case. you just have to. i got one. i'll confirm that because this is the camera the cameras stick out so much that when i put my phone down it's just like at like a five degree angle sticking up. that's annoying as hell. you get the otterbox. the otterbox. is that still a thing? it's gotta be right?
22:10 i'm hoping so because it's the only phone case that i know the name of. i've got the the spidget, spiggan, spiggen. i honestly have no idea. it's millennial coded. my only anecdote about phone cases is when i bought a phone case at best buy they asked me if i wanted insurance on the case which is like i still think that it's like a larry david type bit like they were trolling a little. that's the one i ordered, spiggan. spiggan's a good one. i need to get a new phone. i got the
22:49 fucking so i rented my phone from verizon. they did the whole like, oh if you finance it it's only like five bucks a month, right? yeah, my phone at the time had broken. so i was like, yeah works for me then let's go. i wanted to pay it off early because i wanted to upgrade it during the sub a thon i was like i should get a better phone since i'm doing a lot of irl shit and they were like well if you paid off early you lose the promotion. so like you only owe another $30 on the phone, but if you pay it early
23:19 you owe the full price which was an additional $500. i was like well then i guess i won't pay it really. right. it makes the fucking sense. people hate when you pay for stuff man. they fucking hate it. so i had to just keep paying off the phone slowly. they're like you could still buy a new phone and then just let that one get paid off. i was like no man. obviously not. yeah.
23:50 don't go too crazy on blocks. i'll just use my shackling potion and make him lose nine strength this turn so he'll do seven i have no blocks. that's perfect. i beat his ass, honestly can do for a new phone i was thinking about getting like a gamer phone because they have fans on them just because i need a phone that won't overheat if i leave the camera on for like an hour, you know but i don't want to be the guy walking around with a gamer. what even is a gamer phone? i
24:27 i know azus makes one i think where it's just it's just a real thick phone. don't be saying azus man come on. that's how it's said. you trying to call the god? it's azus! i'm gonna give him one strength and i think that's fair. no sweat. i thought he deserved it. the triangle. probably block. i got a samsung galaxy s26 ultra. i got a samsung galaxy as well. nice. are you enjoying it?
24:57 as with many phones, i have no complaints. i've had one phone with a complaint in my whole life. i got a google pixel and the battery life was like, it felt like it went from 100 to zero in like two and a half hours. yeah. and i was like, i'm not going to do that again.
25:15 verizon's trying to get me to get the new pixel and they're like, we'll give it to you for free. and i'm like, i don't think i want the pixel ever again. they did the same shit on my parents. my mom called me and she was like, i got a serious question. and i said, oh my god, what happened? and then she said, the phone company is trying to get us to switch from galaxies to pixels. like if you ever had a pixel before and i said, yeah, and i did not like it.
25:40 i will never buy a google phone again after they did the whole, because i bought the nexus 6p when that came out. the one with the class action lawsuit. is that the one that exploded on the airplane? no, that's the one where the battery was bad on purpose. and died after like a year. damn. is this awesome? i don't think i've ever seen this card. legion of bone, all players summon six. it seems like really bad. it gave us all a hand, which is nice. it's kind of interesting at least. let's try it.
26:13 let's see. what is my phone? i have the pixel 7 pro and it overheats instantly. i mean, i don't have a lot of cards with strike. i didn't go for that kind of build, but i'll take any of these. i don't give a fuck. i will take any of these. if you guys don't want strike, tell me. i'll take the strike. i'll take the strike. no, no, i mean, i have some. i have some. i like vambrace. oh, you know what? i don't need vambrace because i heal on shops.
26:41 so i think, i mean, i'll take pendulum if nobody else wants it. sure, yeah, go for it. beautiful. all right, we get an extra strength or whatever after we kill this guy. the bee fucker. i hate the bee fucker. check this out, y'all. i'm just gonna, i might just like go in on his ass and just i've got no block this turn, which is upsetting. but you got, what, you got seven block? true. because of the hand. six. oh, you got, mine's a little bigger. a little bit.
27:19 yeah, i'm just gonna have to perish i think. i'm torn between getting like a goofy ass looking phone with a bunch of fans on the back versus just getting a galaxy and sticking an aftermarket fan on it. does it still fit in your pocket like with the fans on it? i don't know. that's the thing that that phone's probably big as fuck. i don't want a big ass phone. cuz like i'm not using the phone for other stuff either. like i don't game on it. i would think then in that case you might not want to get a gamer phone.
27:56 yeah, yeah, it's making more sense. i should just get a normal phone and hope that the heatsinks and fans they sell are normal. oh, look at this big ass hits. i'm picturing like it's a video card that you carry around. yeah. like, i'm gonna picture you holding a rainbow light on it. i don't think you're all that far off. okay, alright. i would love a phone that is like rainbow lights. can i just be honest with you? really? guys, please kill him. my whole hand is dazed.
28:27 i got one strike. i can do 10 damage. yeah, i could do nine. oh, that's not at all. that's horrible. yeah, it's bad. um, yeah, i'm like, i have any other damage i could pull out of my ass chatters. if i play a dirge for two, do i know? cause right hand hand doesn't come from the discard pile. all right. nevermind. well, i'm going to hit him. hmm. i'm going to defend and metamorphosis. well, i'm going to end my turn. oh yeah. i get to play my one attack for free.
29:03 oh, he died on someone else. oh, yeah, i had uh thorns oh about that too many damn dirges man i will lose one hp give another player block equal to your ball. wait the sword and the stones five elites now what the fuck? oh, yeah. yeah. oh it hasn't always been hate you no, it's three. you believe oh, sorry. gamma is definitely apollo. yeah, that makes unless you need an ornamental fan. i'll take the shield
29:35 no, i have the after image already. okay, then no sweat. it was always five? wow. i might go a little crazy and rest here instead. i feel so confident i'm about to buy a tent. like, i've never felt it in my bones more than right now. i'm resting, i'm resting. i upgraded, i'm a freak with it. crab is, in theory, not that hard anyway.
30:05 i'm going in. i'm going in, boys. i usually, am i going in? i have a lot of money. i'm not going in. i stayed out. i'm just taking the, i went in a little bit and then i took the gold. same. i said double it. that's what i usually do too, yeah. that's a must purchase card. ooh. ooh, i don't have the energy base to play knock down, unfortunately. well, i'm gonna get rid of debt. make sure to remove your debt if you still have it. good idea.
30:40 i kind of like the potion belt. i feel like potions real good. i just took a waffle because it healed me and i like being healed. smart. i'm trying to decide if i want burning sticks. do i have an ex i guess i'd get infernal blade back. yeah, you know what? i could also get the double exhaust back. that's an important one. i am going to buy a flex potion to give to apollo on a big shiv turn. oh my god. love to take big shivs.
31:09 i can smit again. i meant to tell you, first off i'm dying. two reasons. one is i had like a clicking in my ear and kate has like this earwax removal tool with a camera on it. she took out a ball of earwax that was bigger than the diameter of my ear canal and was dark brown and then as soon as she took it out my ears started like gushing blood like the elevators in the shining.
31:33 so i'd like stuffed a bunch of like kleenex in it and like laid on my side for a while but otherwise i feel fine. but then also i had to take a poop so bad yesterday. i already said this in your chat, i had to take a poop so bad i sat down on the toilet and i pooped out a turd and i looked at the turd and it was the exact shape of a w.
31:53 it came it like hit a bend in the in the colon or something it came out like like a fucking w. it was so crazy. was it like cursive like the washington nationals?
32:09 it was like a like what like wario it was like a wario w like 30 degree angles on all the corners that's good man, that's good. i mean it's not good it's probably unhealthy in some way but the ear wax thing so relatable man. it feels good if your poop was twisty, i thought that's supposed to be like a good thing. it felt awesome the fuck are you gonna lie? i thought curved poop was a good thing. oh
32:36 am i crazy? i could have sworn i heard that at some point in my life. a good metric for if you're like, poops, good. is that a thing? i just don't know what to say. someone shut this guy up, man. maybe i dreamt it. you've never heard that? i could have sworn it was supposed to be like, it means you're getting like enough fiber. like if it's just like a big thick log, it's not good. or not that it's not good, but not as good. yeah, i was gonna say there's some days where that would be really good.
33:12 this guy ends a lot of my runs by the way this crab prick. he is a little prick crab in he is let me know when it's your shift turn by the way. oh okay one this anyone got with i would send it yeah, put some on him i do first let me hit i don't think i'm gonna get a better one than this is i guess what i'm saying you now have a flex potion and there's some foam. i lovely i wailed on him. i'm shrugging damn free strike, too. i
33:56 youch ohhh the big break i can do 99 damage but discovery is... you can't not play discovery i should have doubled his vulnerable i'm eating his ass man i could do 99 damage though the among us cartoon got shadow dropped on paramount? bruh watch part we gotta watch that you think they'll let me stream it on twitch? nah they're sus
34:30 i think you can stream anything on twitch you kind of can as long as like no one reports your stream. you're you're you can get away with whatever you want. fucking man i don't know what to play. i made a huge mistake. oh that's nice. all right, this this big claw is probably gonna kill my yelp. oh guys i am uh, i might parachute would yeah, i might also be perishing here. i'm liking them to have a little bit of bone
35:13 yes, sir. that's nice. bond. oh, i mean i'm not dead i'm fine. oh, hold on i oh, i guess i could i could put up three block and then triple my block feels bad. i think it might be are any of you short some block because i could give six block to somebody i am short some block. i'm okay. i'll give you six block. enjoy. thank you oh, it turns me i'm dead
35:44 oh shit the free attacks turned me around what do you think apollo? we go in on... yeah, i was thinking exactly the same thing oh yeah, yeah i just attacked the one that does the most damage no matter what that's so rude but i don't have a great turn, unfortunately aw man, my coffee emptied you might be in trouble dude it feels so good to go to 7 eleven in the morning and fill up a cup of coffee and everyone's looking at you like, this guy's going to work it feels so nice
36:22 god, on the other, ryan, what would you do with 10 pints of blueberries? holy shit. sorry, it's my identity right now. i joined a, so i joined a csa. right, okay. community shared agriculture. and they fucked up a week for me, so they gave me double this week. and it turns out this week was like five pints of blueberries. so i got 10 pints of blueberries. wait, wait, go in on the one on the right. i can do half of his hp in one hit.
36:55 damn, i can probably they know that that's not how food works right? you're not like it's not like you ate nothing last week so you're gonna eat twice as much this week. yeah, it actually it i mean it's i don't want to sound like i'm getting too i don't wanna be too pissy about it. but so i i missed the thing because i a thing with sips so i missed picking up my my share and
37:20 and i emailed them like, hey, like, i'm sorry, like, i missed the farmer's market. can i pick it up any other day? and they're like, yeah, pick a market. and i tried like four different farmer's markets, couldn't do any of them or they couldn't do any of them. so i picked one that was pretty far away. they're like, yeah, come sunday. i drive the like 30, 40 minutes there on sunday, park, walk up and they're like, yeah, we don't have an order. they're like, did they tell you like through email you could do that? i was like, yeah. and they were like, yeah, they're not good with that. well, what do we do here?
37:49 and they were like, i'll just email them again. so you want me to eat? you want me to do the thing you said they're not good at? okay. that works. so they apologized profusely and then gave me ten pints of blueberry. it's kind of like a nice reward though. i guess i've been making a lot of smoothies or something. but yeah, i'm figuring maybe i'll get on the smoothie wagon. some people said to make like a nice syrup. i think i got blueberry syrup out of it.
38:17 yeah, you can make jams jams in the fridge or something jams in the freezer i want to make i am a real suckers in the freezer. sorry i'm a real sucker for like a pepper jam, you know, like yeah good stuff. sorry all three of these cards what i want to take i'll take aggression aggression i got my trip this i put a lot of faith in you guys i took the one that kills me if the fight goes too long and you may cook at rest sites i would do that if
38:54 i don't know if you had a tent bro, but i can't whistle to stun the enemies. i feel like stunning an enemy goes crazy in multiplayer, man. it does. i really like these are so good. i know i have at the start of your turn at a random attack and it's free to play this turn.
39:16 or extra energy at the start of each turn or cooking at rest sites oh my god i have to take throwing axe because it's double after image man that's just insane that's big that's big good oh we need two elites let me search there's one there oh and there's one there oh then we're in look at that oh let's let's do the one with the shop yes so that i can buy a tense because it's like i feel it in my bones man i'm taking the crossbow and i had tents in my bones and they won't go
39:47 yeah. you know what i'm saying? i feel that. you got any vulnerable to put on a guy? i do not. actually, i got a gambler. nope. i've got a gambler's brew. that's... god, words are fucking difficult, man. do you have a vone? i might. i'm cycling some cards real quick. do you have a vone? i do. i got a big one. i'll put it on him. yes, sir. i'm gonna double it.
40:21 and all is well, all is right in the world. that was awesome. all i did was summon for 25. so that's all you got the same stem which one i missed it. i'm gonna i'm gonna stun the one doing damage so we can kill the one that's gonna buff instead. i love that.
40:49 wait, slowpuke's also got the nhl playoffs canadian tv ad, sim? i think so. i won't get out of it. it's like the worst, like, millennial stomp clap laundered through sports enthusiasm you could possibly get, but... it is one of the best songs i've ever heard, though. look at the damage they're doing. little baby. oh, vulnerable is twice as effective against the enemy.
41:19 the tent, the tent, no tents. they'll never escape my wrath now. i like the pantograph. pantograph really good. it is really good. there's nothing worse than forgetting you bought a pantograph healing before the boss fight and then you go motherfucker. nothing worse except not having quite enough gold to buy the tent when you see it in the shop. that's just terrible, terrible feeling.
41:53 sorry, i'm kind of looking around here. i might just uh, you know, just get rid of a strike. fuck it! across the plane. oh this guy's fucking cooked. what an awful start again. yeah, he's doing tricks on it man. look at him. ooh, ow! fucking destroyed his ass man. oh, vollneman he's ruined. vollneman he's just ruined. oh this is perfect. uh, i got one volln.
42:42 so yeah, he wasn't as ruined as i thought. what have you guys exhausted a how from beyond huge. you guys kill him. yeah, it's lovely. don't want none of that. skip them. i'm telling you never do it now although it man.
43:25 i did win finally on a 10 with the bone guy. wait, wait, i have to do it. i have to do it. yeah, i had the card that's like for each osteocarbon deck. that's what i got. so i got it. i got to do it man. it was it was hitting for like 300. it was amazing. i'm doing it. do it. i know like first.
43:51 six turns are gonna be strike strike defend defend defend, but like we got it. i did it i did when i did it to your fucking crazy for do it in oh my god i had whatever relic was like whenever you add a card to your deck you gain hp or you gain gold oh yeah, rich. do you really we could do a thousand eighty no i? did beat the 300 one yesterday? oh?
44:15 i've done it like one time. it can be done. no reason to play. i got a pretty shitty starting hand. yeah, truly awful starting hand for me as well. yo, but maybe i could stun him twice. i could draw both of my stuns in the next 56 draws. i think he still leaves even with the stun. no, it doesn't work. i don't think so. wait, wait, i got a squeeze. 162 damage.
44:49 unfortunately, i've yet to draw like a increase my shiv damage card. does happen. we've got one more turn. maybe this is the one. i have a huge vulnerable. wait, okay. voln does double damage now. okay, put more voln on him. i just gotta play my cards sadly. oh man. okay, okay. hold on. i wish i had more mana. if i had more mana, he'd be the deadest motherfucker on earth. i fucked up greatly.
45:22 i don't think it would have mattered. yeah, we're off by a lot. i don't think i could do 420. have you played scavenge? you might be able to play or stampede? you never know. unfortunately, no stampede. it's one of the nine cards left in my deck. well, it's not yet like upgrading two cards doesn't mean shit. we got like 60 cards in our deck.
45:49 i'm empty on potions. does anyone have like a potion synergy? otherwise i would just... i don't want any of this shit so i just picked one. yeah, i don't care about any of them. i have so much block already i don't need the block one. ah, the floating eye. check this out. nice. 15 damage bro. but then also... wait. 162 damage. he also kind of beat his ass on turn one. that's pretty good.
46:29 i don't know if i'm ever gonna die man i'm hitting him with the break huge and the tremble oh dude fucking reaper form yeah maybe i'll die yeah and anger why not eep get you we get you bang bang bang bang played my whole damn hand he's dead he's dead but he'll hit first sadly yeah i do have down the 15 health oh you all didn't have any block i see
47:23 it's a resting situation for a guy like me. yeah, for sure. not me. i still think we win easily, man. i mean, smithing a card in a 60 card deck when you could be mending your teammates is a little i forgot you could even do that. i'm gonna be real. you gotta direct me. i guess i'm gonna lose 15 hp. i just feel like i think i gotta take the big mushroom as much as it pains me.
48:00 damn, it's getting crowded in here. do we go for middle guy first? i don't mind the ethereal, honestly. i hate the guy at the front, the flail knight, because he just does so much damage. he's a real prick. i put the double damage volant on him too. okay. you know... i think he eats it next turn for sure. honestly, my deck is so big, i don't really mind exhausting stuff. dude, that's my theory, is like, if your cards... oh, go ahead.
48:43 got a free mangle. oh, we're gonna kill the front guy won't put it on there if you hit him for 10, i can kill him with one attack. i could definitely pretend. yeah, we just put one of these up first oh, i got him. yeah, so you can mingle his ass it's only two shivs, huh? clap out there
49:14 my theory is like if the card was good, i would have played it. so giving every card in my deck ethereal is actually a buff for me. it was amazing. double his volume. i will be a team player and make him take double damage from bone now. he's in for a big chunk. i could just kill his ass honestly. yeah, i could i could kill him. huge.
49:56 anyone need 10 blocks? i wonder what the lore is behind his leg staying for an extra second is. he's fucked man. yeah he's over. i just mean dumping like 20 damage on him and then going he's over he's fucked. i'm doing like i'm not doing nothing but ooh. another molten fist. and we've got extra strength now too. it took us the whole game but we finally got it. i still can't find a damn ship upgrade card.
50:36 oh give meal ticket for two relics on the last node. i'm giving vambrace for two relics. it's only the first card each combat. i got a vajra and an eternal feather. i'll take it. i made the greatest trade of all time.
50:57 my god, he always scares me man cuz i feel like i got hacked. he's always calling in that that was that was dan calling in from his car to say he's not happy with the direction of the new york giants. the giants. i guess i should rest on. not me. can i click rest? i hope i did. i think i just blacked out for 10 seconds. i got a piece so bad but we got to kill this guy first. that's true. yep. this is the reward.
51:36 it's a good way to think about it. yeah, fuck it bro. don't play the next one. yeah my stampede. oh, but i drew it right away you think we can kill this guy before i die to doom if i apply six doom to myself every turn? i mean 16. it'll take a long time to die from doom unless you get hit for a lot i guess by the time i die. you probably won't need me anyway, you know i'm gonna lose uh 13 hp because there's bad looks in my hand
52:15 horrible draw i think this was awesome draw bro a bad luck in my hand and it won't go curse in my hand and it will go see my brains filling up with piss i can't even think right now me looking at my friend sketchbook. i was too really trying to good this now. this was awesome draw, bro sounded like you said it what i said what man never mind. oh
52:51 oh motherfucker, i forgot about this whole mechanic. anyone got more vuln to put on? there you go, take one of those. ah thank you. i'm gonna double his vuln. well i'm gonna be able to block a lot for a while. i'm gonna have no block. you know what, 12 block on me with a potion. look at you. your hand looks big as fuck man. and guess what? thanks. have some block. yay, thank you!
53:26 actually the block was actually clutch cuz like i get six doom a turn on myself. you are mine. what the hell up? w turn boys, i'm done. well, i wish i had all these cards to play but they've been cursed. yeah, i have no block this turn. that's terrible for me. i could have killed his ass if i drew a bit better. this is a big turn for me, i think. just has that feeling to it.
54:09 oh, okay. so obviously that guy's dead. but check this out. are you? yeah, you're fucking bad. okay. he takes double damage from vuln for the rest of the for the next three turns. that's the rest of the game as far as i'm concerned for him. huge. you mean seven? whatever. more than we need. stun. draw the stun. draw the stun. oh, another three doom per turn? i guess so.
54:47 yes, that's twice as much as half as many of you deserve man. it's holy i can't even do the math bilbo bilbo type shit bilbo kind of gagged them at his hundred and eleventh. yeah, you need to draw. where's my stun? don't fuck it. don't fuck it. check it out. y'all have some have some hands. okay, bang.
55:36 okay, okay, okay. leave him alone. oh, shit. my god. now imagine if i had any cards that upgraded ships at all. that was without any upgrades. i have terrible news for them. they're stunned and doing nothing. oh, that's so nice. and then they're taking double damage. whatever. one more turn. one ehp. he's gonna go killing blow.
56:17 i'm gonna go actually pissing. we're pissing. love the piss easiest run of all time.