My deck finally works (Slay the Spire 2 Multiplayer)

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0:00 crazy. dr. pepper and coffee, they're the same flavor profile for you? a little bit. they got a... they're both dark. that'll do it. yeah, i can't argue with that. i like this path. love it. thank you. i worked real hard on it. you guys are really making me want to up my steam name game. it's pretty lackluster right now. it's a counter strike type development. yeah, that fits.
0:36 i'm still really hooked on tiny man normal gun. it's really good. i really love the steam icon. the icon ties it all together. oh, i haven't seen the icon, i think. oh, you gotta see the icon. take a little, take a little. let me see. i like mine because it really makes out the slur weavers. it's really good, right? as advertised. yeah. yeah. i just say a follow. i said i like mine because it baits out the slur weavers super hard.
1:05 i, until i, first off, can you guys get all these orbs off the fucking screen? that's so cluttered. i didn't realize, and this was naive of me, how much like anti fur hate there is out there. there's a lot, but there's like a lot extra on counter strike. i think that's just kind of... people are primed to like, you know, be mad at everyone in counter strike for sure. but i was like... yeah.
1:35 i just couldn't believe it the first, i don't know, eight times i heard it. i was like, i thought maybe there was just like two guys who were like, for some reason it really offended them, but... are you saying there's like a particular like hatred? like i know counter strike players are just mad in general. are they especially mad at furries?
1:52 i think it's just anything that they could latch on to, i guess. it's the quickest thing. we'll be playing like a game. it'll be like 13 rounds in. it'll be like an even game and one of them will just rage drop a slur out of nowhere and it's just like, whoa! there's that one game we played where the teammate just started tking you like immediately. like he started freaking out instantly. that sounds like it's more of a pre game problem, honestly.
2:21 like it might be an out of game problem, you know, i'm saying yeah, yeah, yeah, no, i you know it's i feel like most normal people have dropped it. but yeah, i feel like special place. i can't i want to tell you the sentence i was gonna say and then stop in my track i was gonna say the furtim has been quite demystified
2:49 that was exquisite, my fine young gentleman. that's impressive. i had to put my hat to you on that. well crafted. oh my god. and also, as i understand it, they're keeping the earth moving. they occupy the highest offices in every important institution on earth. yeah.
3:19 i'm not saying, don't fucking say i said they run the banks. that's not what i said. that is not what i fucking said, okay? oh god. yeah, sure, that's fun. i think i've already made, i've not been paying attention. i think i've fucked everything already. no, i'm poppin', man. yeah, i don't know what kind of a dick. i'm trying to make a status deck. i love status. dude, they're so good. they're great.
3:49 i'm going high cost and they ain't giving me no high cost. i think the illuminati. yep. that's right. furries really operate on a spectrum of, uh, well not really a spectrum. it's more of a binary like zero or one as in like the most unemployed or the most employed. like there's really no in between in that, in that regard. you're either a ceo or a ceo. yes.
4:19 well this is simply the most incredible relic in the game. the demon's tongue. am i a fucking idiot for taking an attack that does two extra damage when all enemies have 4x hp instead of a block that blocks two extra when all enemies do the same amount of damage they do in single player?
4:40 i mean, that is kind of the vibe when it gives you the option of sharp in this mode, right? like, oh thank you, yeah. i feel like a fucking idiot, man. i'm not buying a good one thing. i bought nothing. i need to get rid of a strike. ooh. you must. you must. you know i'm taking that map. you know i'm taking that map. that's 600 gold, man! you're not gonna take 600 gold! i like gold. i like gold. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
5:11 i think any of them. well, you're there. you're going energy, right? you might need the valid salad. yeah, i'm not trying to play for you, by the way. just know you're right. i don't take the hp. i think that's wild to anyone else that bear taffy is the most normal gamer tag here. that's a fair point, too. actually, i've all least unhinged terrible hands. give me the spoils map.
5:45 i want that. the fuck dude? that's not supposed to happen. dude it feels so good to have the relic where the first time you take damage you don't take damage. that's like, oh the tongue. it's so insane. look at that tongue too, what do you think that thing do? dude, i mean what doesn't it do? i have a few good potions i assume we'll probably want to hang out of those for the boss coming up.
6:11 it's steam guy that makes steam. it's only on my turn. i was like, my god, this is it's like a free buffer. it's a buffer you get for free. but it turns out it's not. that's what i need right there. there's a card named gunk. yeah gunk up. you can gunk up your deck. wow. and then exhaust it.
6:43 oh dude. oh, gremlin horn activates off of anybody killing an enemy, right? i mean, i'm just gonna... these are awesome relics, though. these are great. i mean, i don't mind taking gremlin horn then. i'll be the... oh, mailbox is good because i got an extra potion slot. i'll take the fork. we're gonna get greedy here, though. damn. another shop full of bullshit. mm hmm. i'm going vulnerable build. that doesn't mean you have to take vulnerable, but i'm definitely going vulnerable build.
7:18 do y'all want me to buy, give another player five strength this turn? is that good enough? i don't think it's worth losing. yeah, fuck that. i'm not taking it. yeah. i mean, that's another one. it's just like the scaling just doesn't work in multiplayer. i'm honestly kind of surprised they haven't done anything with that yet. i did say five strength. too busy taking out the door maker because people think he's too hard and then putting in a boss that's even harder. just a troll. yeah, this is also just not worth
7:52 this is kind of a bad encounter here man, shit. i'm gonna take the lens. and nimble, and quick, and nimble. finished the whole fucking glass like an asshole. now i can't do my fucking drink. you can't do this drink. you life hack, fuck. you're fucked. motherfucker. and my ear was fucking bleeding yesterday. everything's going to hell. dude, i got one of those little camera things for the earwax and like uh...
8:21 i just don't think i was doing it right because i really hurt my ear. that's probably too deep. yeah, i think i scratched the sides too. that should hurt for like a month and a half. dude. what did you do? did you like... you still go slow, like... i think i was just scraping a lot. i was doing a lot of scraping. they make ones that are like grabby and they can do some grabbies. we killed one. 40 damage hit here.
8:57 let's go in on that fella. get him. get his ass. you know what's crazy is that any other medical thing you google, they say go to the doctor immediately. no matter what, no matter how mundane.
9:14 when my ear started bleeding, i googled like ear bleeding profusely and they were like don't worry about it. just like if it continues for like four hours then go to the doctor. it's like it's the only thing. they gave me the viagra rule.
9:40 like they didn't give a fuck, man. that's brutal, dude. you do seem to get the short end or the short stick when it comes to the medical professionals level of concern for your well being. they hate to see my ass. ooh, membership card. i'm buying it. i had exactly, i have one gold left, but i bought a membership card. hey, that ain't bad. the next shop's gonna go crazy. what, you want me to get that 600 gold? fuck this guy, man.
10:09 anyone got any blood into the other ear and balance it out. there you go. yeah, i got medical professionals right here. anyone got any? i could probably leave the ribs for a bit. i'm supposed to wrap them in foil and put some juice in that foil in about 25 minutes. did you buy a real smoker? yeah, yeah. damn. i got a nice one too. i got a memorial day sale. this guy is a fucker. the internal temperature on the ribs right now is 109. that seems pretty good. pretty good. i feel like i goofed.
10:57 that's not good what's what's with colin corey the smoker? um, yeah stogie guy what's going on at one point in his life? he had like a cigar phase. i think it might have legitimately been like 20 years ago and the joke has then just become like that. he loves to smoke like
11:22 for example, maybe you throw a smoke grenade in counter strike and then corey goes, oh, that's a bad smoke. then you go, okay, i bet it's the first time you've ever said that. yeah, that's good. that's really good. i love that. have y'all ever smoked a cigar?
11:41 yeah. uh, yeah, it's been a long time. what the heck? i'm the only one? i also have not smoked a spoon. really? i just assumed everyone has smoked a cigar at some point. why do you assume that? i don't know. what a strange thing to assume. i don't know why. i mean, i think it sucks if it makes you feel any better. i've heard it sucks. yeah, no, i've heard very bad things about it. like people say it's really unpleasant. so i was surprised that he went through a phase with it.
12:10 it's probably been it's been at least i definitely haven't had one since i moved here and i've been here for five years now yeah, it tastes like scotch says mark. okay. i thought i'll take your word for it man i'm still riding the sobriety train. it's hell. yeah. good for you. thank you. uh when you die real once there's lost you come back with uh, one hp yes
12:38 fuck it. cross the plane. i don't know why i considered cigar part of being sober, but i did. i was realizing that was why i said that. wait, did you mend me? i mended you, yeah. whoa, thank you. i got a few pots here, too.
12:54 i've got a vulnerable pot energy pot and a glow water pot so oh uh if you've owned him right now i can well yeah it's a little damage save the save the vault save the vault if you have it okay because i i have a dominate that gives me strength off the bone so we'll maybe coordinate a pop when i draw the dominate deal i don't think there's a good chance i survive his esteem but
13:22 whatever as long as someone goes yeah, that's true. i guess you heal like almost to full after the boss whoo everybody gets some bones? yeah, i love bones bones. we got orbs. it's crazy this is reddit link robot lands a brutal kick on child's stomach can i can i get that bone potion ah yeah, thank you sir, that's a real it's a really it's a really funny
13:56 can i get a link on that one? not saying that it's cool for like a child to get kicked, but if it's gonna, if it's gonna, if a child's gonna get kicked, it should be by a robot dressed like a clown. i think they said brutal kick like it's uh like joe rogan comms during ufc. yeah. oh damn!
14:22 it's so funny that all the like either ai fucking up or like ai being funny as fuck all come from china michael jackson
14:47 oh, that shit was great. i love the chinese populace no sells the robot fuck ups every single time. like they do not care at all. like the awesome old one where awesome old falls down the stairs. everyone's like, oh my god. and they come out with like the privacy shades to like give awesome osm dignity in china. they do not care. they're like, oh, another one down. yeah.
15:15 and that kick was kind of brutal because like there's not a lot of like kickback on it so he took all of that like centered in that area, you know that it's got hurt if he like got knocked over or something to be one thing but no he just he's tanked it. that's beautiful. it really is there we go, that's pretty good
15:38 there are a lot of funny robot fuck ups. i feel like there was one i saw where there was like a robot server and it just like fucking crashes a bunch of bottles and glasses. and it's so funny because the robots don't know that they're fucking up. so they just keep going. i was trying to think about how to say it, but they show no distress.
15:59 i'm to the exact moment of catastrophic failure. i wonder if it would be as funny if a human took that attitude toward it, if someone was doing like some chevy chase shit with 30 glasses and just like nonchalant about it the whole time. i'd like to think so. i'd like to think it would be awesome. it'd be pretty funny dude, yeah. i'm going down but i took a piece out of him on the way. i'm gunking him. i felt like it was my duty to never block and only attack because i had 14 strength.
16:33 that's we're gonna stay alive here. yeah, i got i got some nice frost going on. let's go what's next turn in it? should i know my best? oh good didn't kill me anyway, it would kill. oh my god no block here. someone will survive right? oh, yeah. oh, i'm surviving. i just okay. i didn't want to take all that damage garbage
17:11 it's very interesting. i don't know if i have the build for that at all, but uh... really got anything ethereal. i don't think i have anything ethereal actually. yeah, shit. i guess i'll just do that. this is a really good card. kinda sucks to take a card that doesn't help me, but... i love this guy! oh, it's jettiskill with a beard!
17:43 correct. i don't really love infused core and i love upgrading six random cards. all my skills fucking suck. i did this is kind of crazy. 15 cards from the ironclad and add any number like i could get some high cost stuff out of that. this is good. we're both blue. i have driven. drawn. that's the word.
18:12 driven us to a drawn path. mm hmm. hmm. speaking of driving. i'm driving a fucking big bend national park on sunday. yo that is cool. where is the clock? big bend big bend now that i have a car that can stream i gotta go it did yeah now that i have a car that can stream is such a wild phrase, dude. yeah, i gotta use it. yeah, it's sick. oh
18:43 who wants extra energy? i can give someone plasma. not me. i don't. you can't really do anything with it. i could just walk a little more with it. if i can hit him twice, i guess. no, no. permanent each turn. oh. yo. i'm gonna give you a plasma. yeah, i want that. nah, i'm chilling. i got big energy. there you go. i got that big, big energy. i'm giving myself to lizzo. is that lizzo? lizzo reference. isn't that... is that sweetie or something? big energy, that's lizzo. that's lizzo, right?
19:17 don't know i don't know. i think the song that i am quoting is from sweetie i'm never just sweetie first time i've heard that who's that sound new one. so we know he is the artist. i don't know laddo we're both wrong my bad laddo sounds like a combination of this. we're saying it does really. yeah, absolutely not bad. y'all had no idea to be honest with you. it's crazy because it's my favorite song we got four energy and nothing to freakin spend it on myself
19:57 man no, no for damage, huh? i can use an energy pot on some i could get him got for damage here. i could get him yeah, yeah, i got you. he's this guy. let's go. yes. thank me. but why? and my ass like really doing nothing. they're just chillin feels bad to be the ironclad and doing nothing i feel you i'm having an okay build. yeah, i'm kind of chillin. oh
20:40 yeah, i kind of just added cards to the deck. it's kind of going well. we're gonna get there. is limit break in this game? i don't remember what limit break does. that's the one that doubles your strength, right? yeah, doubles your strength. i don't know if i've seen it. i thought you were referencing final fantasy and i was like, i haven't played that game, man. you haven't played a single final fantasy?
21:07 i think i played 6 for like a couple hours like 20 years ago. probably saw it on like a best games of all time list and then gave it a shot. no, i understand. and i was just like, eh. guy that's only played one of final fantasy and it's 6. oh, i mean that's kefka, bro. that's kefka esque. well, it depends. us, that was final fantasy 3. wait, he's fucking right. so does he mean 3 or 6? he's fucking right. i mean 6. when you say 6...
21:39 the one that everyone refers to is six. so not three. the one with the mechs. they got mechs in that one. that's six, three. that's the, yeah, that's that one. that's six. they got mechs. six, three. six, three. i did the pussy eating fingers, you know? i know those fingers. i could see it. i visualized it. i know them fingers. i like the belt buckle.
22:12 oh, yeah, i started the most recent one the game of thrones one but i did i played it also for like two hours and did not finish it oh final fantasy 15 not a man. is he 16 16 i think is the most recent. yeah. yeah. yeah, i was kind of boring i think final fantasy 3 slash 6 was like my favorite game of my childhood. i
22:40 and i'll never forget my buddy howard, his brother had it and we would play that after school and one day he was like teary eyed, he was like my brother sold it. oh no! oh my god! safe file, gone forever. devastating, what the fuck?
23:00 well fuck you, i just gotta pop up the windows. make your own ai themes get help and more with chrome. fuck you, get away from me. i don't want that shit. i had to like turn off five different ais when i got my new phone. oh yeah, yeah. oh it's so fucking annoying. that shit, nothing has been turning me into the joker fucking quicker than ai shit. nice. doom's pretty good on these guys. i can't believe they only take nine damage when they're at 120 hp. i know. that's so fucked up. it just doesn't seem right.
23:35 yeah, 15 is the bro simulator man. i kind of like 15. i got a weird soft spot for 15 i'll be taking a lot of damage here. i'm gonna i think i can help you out. give me a second here okay, which is 15. i'm gonna get him to do range. yeah boys. yeah, that was a fun i never played at the completion, but i had good vibes to it man. it's a really good feeling oh, oh
24:03 just dudes being bros. i mean, he's just like riding around. they're just sitting there in silence, just enjoying each other's company and the beautiful surroundings. it's kind of a fucking vibe, man. it is. five feet apart because they're not gay? exactly. five feet apart because they're not gay. even that heterosexual space.
24:21 cock in my jeans cuz i'm not gay god heterosexual space reminded me of the warcraft 3 arcade game escape from gay space and it was just a maze and if you failed the maze it would say, you are gay. yes! real huge minds at work back then.
24:51 shit i don't think nine lad nice the one was squall. why did i click on 35 gold? am i swear about i mean, we're about to get like 600. yeah, i'm getting even more i mean we got seven i like to i got just that's true the relic ain't bad. i just clicked on it like oh 35 gold i'm gonna get 135 gold. i think i want a bunch of money dude. let's see. i'm smith oceans. oh
25:28 what's the smith though? vulnerable build is almost online. squall's eight, that's right, yeah. i remember when i played the one with squall, i named him squall but in all caps with two exclamation marks. and that made the whole game a lot more fun. i'll click anything. fuck it. we're fighting over it. yeah, let's do it. it's fine, i guess. rock. paper. paper. go paper. what are you doing?
26:08 oh, shot me. shot me. it's all the way over there. what the hell? i got 800 gold, dude. it did look like they were jerking their little... they looked like they were jerking their little shit. little wanguses off. bruh. i have 20 blocks, so he will be getting stunned. in case anyone else was worried. oh, huge. i also have quite a lot of block. it's kind of nice to have a defect on the team just for the percussion.
26:46 you get like a little phil collins at the end of every turn. do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. that is nice. i'm gonna be getting hit. that was freaking boba tea, man. dude. man, yeah, it does sound nice. there's a hot pot chain here called big way where you get like an individual bowl of hot pot broth of your choice with all the ingredients you added yourself. i've been having it like two times a week for a month and a half. i'm like that sounds so nice.
27:19 there are times where like we'll get it like saturday and sunday. my god. that hot pot so fucking good. it's i was doing that once a week to mine. it was the same deal. it's like individual. what do you what do you put in your hot pot? oh, well, i got a system now because i mean, obviously it's pay by weight. so you got to be a little careful. i usually put in like a couple of the beef balls and then like a lot of the shank. i don't know what it's like. beef roll.
27:50 just like little strips of beef and then yeah on a staggering amount of cabbage. it's so except the bra i'm a big fan of like yam yam and i've never done this crazy. maybe next time it's real nice what do you get for broth? i'm usually going with the place by me they do
28:18 i think it's called like bone butter, which is the crazy okay but it's just like a slightly spicy like beef stock their miso isn't great. what else? i'm stuck on bone butter big time when they got like pork bone broth that's usually the way to go but the place by me doesn't do a great pork bone broth i'm all in on the on the molotov. oh, yeah. yeah, i call i call a lube my bone butter
28:51 yes, sir. i call lube my bone butter. i call lube my bone butter. shut the hell up. sorry. also, whittier mushrooms, they go crazy in hot pot. i don't know if you're a big mushroom guy in a hot pot. i'm not, but i'm getting there. bit by bit. big fan of the whittier in there. or black fungus or whatever they call it. fuck the entlemancer, man.
29:28 i am getting modded. i thought i was a hot pot like a wizard. i didn't realize i was dealing with a real master here. i'm just like, i get beef and cabbage. i get beef and cabbage and then i put noodles in it. i say, yeah, i think you might have the most basic. they ask what broth and i'm literally like, i'll take number one medium like a fucking idiot. does anyone need energy?
29:55 i've got no cards i'm afraid. alright. i've kind of made a fucking nightmare because i took the prismatic gem so i just have a bunch of cards from everyone. you're taking that anyway. might as well. i'm very i think one of the best developments in my adult life was learning that mushrooms are actually awesome. yeah, i'm getting there. oh, it exhausts me.
30:27 bad y'all i think realizing that like the mushroom that we're introduced to is actually one of the worst mushrooms and almost every mushroom is better than a white button mushroom. yeah, like all of them. it's crazy like the red delicious of mushrooms it's not wrong. oh, i love this guy because i could turn all these days into fuel. ooh, that's good oh shit. my next turn is gonna be fucked up man. oh no
30:57 does more voln help you here at all? no. i'm gonna get shit lacked out of me, dude. yeah, me too. you guys think you could kill this guy because i have 12 dazes and one strike in my draw pile. i think i'm just taking a shitload of damage here, unfortunately. yeah, i got no more damage this turn.
31:25 everyone's crashing out over the thorns potion bro. the board's bullshit doesn't scale for multiplayer. it still does three damage. it's it's insane. yeah, i have two energy to give again here. i got full days is in my hand. so don't don't get seduced by my eight strength even fucking bother. i so close at the end of the turn yeah, he's done. he's finished. i got there there you go
31:57 i just keep giving you energy bear. i don't know if you notice. oh, yeah. thank you. i've just been giving you that's nice yes, already come out with three thorns very good for multiplayer all players gain three energy exhaust i'll take there we go. yeah, that seems really helpful. oh, we're about to go to the store dead seven hours. yeah all of us are gonna have a tent we're all pitching
32:27 these two fuck me up so hard in my ascension ten runs i have energy to give again. i can also i guess i don't really need to rally here. so just do this i've got two strikes i can play with energy. that's about it. yeah, there you go, man. yeah. all right. i also have a frog in my throat. that's a bubble man. you became a different person. that was a different guy. you got here. y'all want three extra energy? we all just got toxic. so yes. oh, yeah. yeah. yeah, definitely.
33:04 i have a gigantification pot for whenever we want to triple an attack. oh, damn. a tongue negates a toxin too. tired of streaming to zero? let's change that. wow. yeah, i know. oh, yeah. i got that one earlier today too. so, what am i? good break. it's fucked up, man. it's funny though.
33:35 they're calling all your viewers zeroes man. that's that's yeah, they're really discounting it like a decent chunk of people here. yeah fuck off. here's some cards. damn. that's like all that's a lot of them i have so many cards i could play in like every single one of them is defensive. i think i'm learning now that i think i've just been playing defensively. i mean it's working as the defect i think that's that's peak
34:04 that's a fine way to go. you can either like cut all your strikes and just do damage with orbs or cut all your defense and do all your block with frost. i've got a glass coming up every turn from a power and that glass goes kind of crazy. especially if you leave like 10% of a coffee in it and then pour a soda on top. oh not the one hp dude. there we go. oh i love creative ai, i have to take it. shop! yes!
34:41 let's see, let's see. i got a tent! yay! let's go! oh, you know what? sure. i don't really love anything here. why does my deck fucking suck, man? i guess i can do that. no, no, it doesn't really matter anymore. i got a tent.
35:05 don't have the fucking, whatever. i have a lot of like items, i have a lot of cards i could buy that are like, the next, the enemy takes double damage from other players this turn and the next attack another player plays is played an extra time. but then i'm gonna have to every combat go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. i don't wanna do that. i'm still gonna buy. i will be mending. i should. okay, i'm buying them. we gotta hit another shot, man. i'm not impressed. i'm not impressed with this one. i managed to spend all my money there.
35:37 damn, i saw 580. arrested. knowledge, dude. honestly, as long as it's not the fucking sand pit boss, i'm okay. i hate that thing. all players summon 8. it's not that much better. at some point, we gotta fucking do that, man. it's my pork alarm. i know that alarm. everybody knows that alarm, dude. that's not my wake up, but that's like my oven timer. yeah, yeah, that's my timer alarm.
36:11 rest me and mend me. i think you can just keep smoking for now and i can do the wrapping in a little bit. okay, you all think gigantification potion or cure all potion? i don't know. i think probably cure all. i think the energy and cards are better right now. probably true. probably true. i can mend someone. i'll mend you. thank you. i'm definitely not spamming the button.
36:46 what is with that? awful turn one. nothing but blocking. you know what, i'll use my gambler's brew, why not? uh, yeah, it's fine i guess. great turn to have 31 block, guys. mm hmm. yeah, try on 33 block. what the hell? oh, sorry, i gotta cancel my turn. oh, you guys are it. i'm loving seeing that vuln. if i could just draw dominate on the next turn, that would be so nice. i did start taking vulnerable cards.
37:19 i have seen dominate on the next time. do you have the card that gives energy? wait, i have the card that gives energy never mind hey, can you i was has everyone already played their attacks because i have no enemy takes double damage from other players this time oh, you can do it or well, maybe yeah, go ahead. all right. all right. yeah and then you don't need to block cuz watch this he's doing okay
37:53 yeah, that's pretty good. i'll do that. pulled creative ai so i think i'm gonna go quazy. let's do 60. that sounds fun. creative ai fun card. really fun time for sure. i'm gonna play tag team. the next attack another player plays on the enemy is played an extra time. not for me. i'm putting it on now. there it is. someone play something cool. i can do 2 times 34. i can do 96. go ahead and do that. that's more.
38:26 should i do that? i could also do legion of bones and give us all 8 summon, which seems pretty helpful here too. nah, it's a bunch of damage. yeah, it'll be a bunch of damage, fuck it. ah, beautiful. i have like no block this turn. i got all my block in my first hands. um, yeah, right. good enough. a 30 damage turn. it's gonna be painful. he's already half dead. when all the enemies can just hit you multiple times in a row, huh? true. i can give 3 energy and i also have rally to give us all 12 block. how about you all get some energy?
39:05 uh, he will do no damage this turn. let's go! lovely. that's pretty good. creep that. good, yes. really good! i can do that. i can give energy still. i don't need it. nah, i don't really need it. i don't need it. i don't need it. i can play a strike, basically. alright, well, better than nothing. i guess i do have 17 strength, so... eh, that's... eh, that's worth it. stupid. oh yeah, totally. there we go. oh shit, it never ends, man.
39:46 sweet. he's having a bad time so far. i feel like he was tweaking more than normal. next attack played an extra time, but not now. i can do. okay, let me hit this one. i think i have 80. i have 240. that's a little more. that's a little bit more. yeah, i have 240. i'm going to play it. i like that. oh, it wasn't like twice. it's not an attack.
40:24 that is an attack, what the fuck? well, i can still do 204. yeah, that's also pretty good. all right take that i guess. oh it needs to be targeted towards them. sword boomerang is a random. gotcha. dang it. he's like he's looking real dead. you got more energy, justin. i don't know if you can do anything. uh, oh i can.
40:55 like this. there you go. and i'll take this. oh, i can just target the bars up there. thank you. yeah, i keep trying to target you guys with my potions and it's a pain. yeah, there's just shit all over the screen. yeah. alright, i have, i have like all the damage. i'm just gonna hit him. okay. there he goes. i'm putting the next attack, those doubles. oh, who got the jackpot? me. oh, ****
41:24 oh, i love necromastery. let's do that. man. ooh, exhaust all your status cards. oh, he got flak cannon! that was so good. nice. and i have so many status cards. it's insane. i've only been taking them. hell yeah. lion. what do we got? glory. my wife was listening to the rens soundtrack yesterday. nice. light my candle. random attack. it's free to play this turn. a whistle or transform six cards into maul.
42:00 that's pretty good. i think i'll go with that. yeah, look at throwing acts do though. that's crazy. give me good stuff i'm gonna cook. i love this. first card you play each combat is played an extra time it feels like it's way too good to not do it. that is really good especially if you put like a power up first or something. yeah, i think i gotta do that. i don't love any of my choices. oh, no, i could do this that's fine. i can take them all i guess. i'll take them all fuck it get rid of all my strikes. i ain't gonna left
42:39 and get rid of, uh... i guess a defend as well. ancients reside in these rooms. what the fuck? oh. do you hate us? what's that? that's fun. it really feels like this should not be a possible hand for me to draw, but whatever. four strikes and a defend? oof. that's rough. oh man, i don't want to lose max hp. no. i played the whole hand. fuck.
43:29 somebody help bear out come on i'm cardless i'm potionless i can't do anything about it i'll use max hp god damn it i can't even stop i can't stop any of it oh well that's my health uh all players have this oh that's awesome jackpot holy fuck here is more energy for you i think you need more energy apollo
44:15 i don't think so. i got nothing left to play this. yeah, i don't okay. yeah, i got two energy nun cards actually, no, i could use energy if you haven't done any god damn it i didn't i didn't watch the card. i misread it. i'm stupid i'm putting tag team on the front guy. i can kill him with one hit. that's good. blast him. i will do it. damn. hooray. oh
44:59 yeah, i think this is i think that's a fun card lose one hp give another player block equal to your block oh, yeah, look card. hmm. oh need it i want to remove any more cards it's okay have another shop we're gonna hit do we do that no no it's i should just spend out probably yeah, probably oh
45:40 i'll take nine plating. spam players draw two cards exhaust. i'll take that. dang dude, you're getting the teammate help this time. yeah it's all all support cards but i'm okay with that. maybe a question mark will be shot. yeah it could be. you never know. i spent all my money just cuz. just don't think i need some garbage man.
46:10 some games have ui clutter called a garbage clutter. mm hmm. yeah. yeah, who you calling zero? mm hmm. i don't know that one. i don't know that one. oh my god. oh, wow. we can't use that god damn it. no, this is a shop. oh, he's crazy late you think so? yeah, i don't know good took a fish oil instead. let's go sarah. don't even know it. he's going calm. oh, oh
46:47 oh plans for six seven. oh my god. i even consider six seven being a day. oh my god. holy shit wait, that's sunday, huh? yes. i got big plans for six seven. oh, man. it's sunday my family gets to town on six seven. i got a busy ass sunday i don't even know if i'm gonna be able to stream on sunday. i got a rally here everybody nice and healthy anyone got extra energy not this time. mm hmm. so i don't know i guess i won't play creative ai man
47:29 i've already got plenty you know what i could have? i don't need to be defending anymore, but all i have is defense now, so why not? everyone have this. thank you! uh, do you have the double attack? because i could do an immense amount of damage here. i don't. okay. i might still just do it. let's go sick on him. i threw so poorly. yeah, fuck it. well, hold on, let's see what this does. now i'll have a 6 7 gurch, it's just gonna have to be really early. and...
48:01 people are saying they hate americans because of 6'7", bro. that seems insane to me. what? i mean, we say that shit up in canada too. yeah. oh, when you're celebrating 6'7 day instead of the feast of saint fucking josephiah, it was a dude with a mustache who fell in a hole in the year six. don't they know that the guy who made the song is from london? is that true? no, i made it up.
48:32 okay. he just lied. damn. that's so cool. i've got enemy takes double damage from other players attacks. yeah. okay. i put it on now. that'll do it. yeah. whatever you create a status deal, so the damage to all that'll be. you got everything and you got everything you need. i've got it. it's like the perfect status deck. hear me out. hear me out. i know i chose that one, but what if we go the other way so we can fight two elites because we're awesome. good. sure. good.
49:07 wait, i didn't know that was the sound it's a random. yeah. yeah i got another enemy takes double. well, then i can't do it. no, i can hold on let's destroy the guy who's hitting twice love it. okay. oh, wow. holy moly hmm, okay really have a deck of the blocks a lot i'll be real the the fresno lens kind of good actually, i think it's really good. i
49:46 goes a long way. i got tag team and i'm gonna put it on the front guy. that's double damage extra okay. yeah the next targeted attack. oh, i didn't realize it was one time. i bet that's our c. i am walking up again. no, no, don't even worry about it cuz watch this now he's doing none. that's good that's all i had but you know, i will defend again then there we go
50:41 everyone have more energy lovely also got some air to distribute we get to draw killing that guy would be sick. yeah, i have no blah. i can give you some block i could also play a put i could play the top three cards in my draw pile oh, dude, if you do that, it's gonna kill him for sure for sure man and then i'm going to lose one hp and you do block oh
51:20 can anyone deal 21 damage to it? i cannot. thank you. uh, no. it's max hp! yay. got him. i will stop. sure. i mean, more powers for me, man. oh, oh. we love the sweeping gaze. oh, bag of marbles. oh, bag of marbles would be so nice. love those homo janitors. yes, sir. i don't think... yeah, let's do it. oh, bag of marbles. oh, potion belt.
52:07 let me take a peek here. i'll take the max hp, i guess. i'm not really playing a lot of attacks. honestly, take whatever you want and i'll take whatever's left. oh, i would have switched. motherfucker. it's actually still really good. oh my god, i upgraded jackpot. we're so back. never mind. nice. wow, the eye. never enough two cards. hey, you have some energy while you're at it. actually, that's crazy. i'm gonna take ten strengths off of him.
52:45 i'll play yourself at 16. oh my god. incredible. honestly, not as weakening him as i expected it to be. yeah, yeah, that tossed a little weakness on him. that's good. i did 6 7 damage! yeah! woo! woo! oh, i retained my hand. i forgot about that. if anyone can give me energy, i could do the... well, we've already done a lot of damage. i'll do it another time. don't... uh... oh yeah, no, it's okay. everybody's... everybody's played their cards.
53:27 yep. yeah. no. wait, does anyone retain their block? i do now. all right. well, fucking whatever. what do i care? yeah. shit. take some of this, man. take some of this. i love all the osts. i'll do that. next attack in extra time. anyone got a big one? i do, aunty. yeah, i mean, my little baby's the one i'm talking about. anyone got a big one?
54:11 got energy to give again. i'll take some that's pretty good. well, yeah, let's do it i might have to get some boba tea and take a piss not in that order but i do have to piss that is how it goes man had like six dr. coffees already today that's the coffee give me the news i thought i had the thing that when i play a power i get one energy back and i don't
54:52 like doing a lot of damage. yeah, i'm like this not a lot to abuse like me no one's give me some block or energy that means sadly no, i can give you or no. i can't give you block. i guess can i fuck he's gonna hit me so hard my basic bitch for saying that the regular default boba t is just the best like what is default though? cuz the menu has like 500 it's black like tea with brown sugar and tapioca pearls and milk. i
55:25 i think the taro tea just mogs it. kate's on the taro grinds for sure. it's so good. i had taro once and i liked it, but i just thought about the regular man. that's gonna hurt. yeah, i don't like this. oh, it's me. doctor, doctor, give me the brew. i got a bad case of needing to poo. that's good stuff. yeah, yeah. the order's wrong though. the order's wrong. that's all right. we'll give him a pass. okay, passing. i can give someone a lot of block this turn.
56:01 but only we got him killed. i'm pretty sure we got it killed. i guess that's tag team. yeah, he's dead. another reap. that's what we freaking need. i need this campfire. i'll tell you how much do you have a tent? yeah, i'm ready. i'm cooking so i can mend someone if they need it. i rested. i shouldn't have rested. i will mend tiny man. honestly, bear, i'm going to mend you, please. thank you. i don't think i need big upgrades on this one.
56:43 oh, that would be, yeah, that'd be six energy potentially, wouldn't it? that'd be pretty good. let's do that. i got some big pots here. okay. we could consider. i've got a duplicator, i've got a flex and a vulnerable pot. i might crack a snekow oil and just see what happens. sure. i'm gonna do it. i played all my cards and ended the turn. oh, a free creative ai. you love to see that. oh, he said it. everyone have three more energy. how many cards? no good for me, man. what did he say?
57:21 he loves ai, as she's... oh! get him! this ethereal fucker. i could have someone take double damage from other players this turn. why did that... wait. why is that card not doing anything? what just happened? front guy get hit more. okay. i guess so. oh, it's an... i did not know sweet may's was an aussie at the time. i'm gonna have so many good cards get exhausted this time. i had no idea. i just don't have the energy.
58:04 same. i'm tapped. fortunate. i have no block either this turn. this sucks. yeah, it's gonna hurt. i probably shouldn't have put double damage on it. it cost all my mana. it's a pain in the ass. can i hit you guys with something crazy? yeah. had a resub message. i think it was two streams ago. 136 month resub. it's getting up there, man. so it's like 13 years. yeah, i think i've had one at 151 the other day.
58:39 peeped the chat history seven messages incredible that and and i the other thing that's crazy is that i know who they are that's aether games either games been leaving comments on geoguessr videos since like 2012 oh my god we gotta be able to hit him at some point in the sub a thon i had a
59:05 i had a first time chat message from like a 70 month sub or something like that. someone who's just been lurking for like a decade. that's awesome. you're gonna take 8 damage. so if you can do 8 damage, he dies. yeah, no, i'm gonna kill him. i'm pretty sure. i'm just trying to think of... and then when you do, we'll all get energy in a draw. oh, here, i'll give you energy, justin. can you kill him? uh, yeah. i could also. you can? okay, i'll give it to him, paulo. maybe. okay. i think i couldn't have probably.
59:36 i thought you were fucking trolly. well, he would have died to the glass anyway. oh, that's true the glass orbs. i should have rallied fuck. that was stupid. does anyone have energy? i'm assuming not. i do not. okay. yeah, that was bad. oh well. my deck that's full of block didn't give me any block. i'm gonna draw it all in this turn when i don't need it. mm hmm. three of those, yikes.
1:00:09 i can give a lot of block to somebody if they need it on this turn. oh, actually, never mind. i'll just like make him do no damage. yeah, just beat him up. there we go. oh, he's dead. nice. hooray. that was un ethereal. wonderful. it is kind of fucked to be in an industry where like your peers are starting to retire. i don't know why they're so eager to get out, man.
1:00:46 yeah, i'm kind of with you. i've seen it out there. you ain't missing out. sometimes, you know, you could get on my last nerve, don't get me wrong. it is crazy to consider retiring. i don't think, i don't think i'm ever retiring.
1:01:07 i don't know how to say this without sounding kind of shitty, but i kind of feel like i've been retired for a while. this sort of seems like the end goal for retirement is to be just doing this shit anywhere. that's fair. i wouldn't mind bagger. i mean, i wouldn't mind a lot of these. i'm going to be able to cook again, so i want to get the heel from the boss. we're paying could kind of go crazy for me, actually. blood vile is insulting, so whoever is going to take that, i'm sorry. that sucks ass. all right.
1:01:40 well, that mine was really bad too for what it's what you want. we know it's a question mark to store. we don't have to go nightmare mode. ok, sure. i guess i'll just lose six hp regal pillow. i'm it's time to get one strength. yeah, sure, man. would everybody get a mend from somebody? i have a i have a man for you. yeah, cool. i'm i'm smith. who is this? oh, the damn test subject. the motherfucking test subject. does he gain strength off of any of our skills?
1:02:13 what does he make? give him some strength again? playing a skill gives him two strength. so we just before you dump every card in your hand, just wait. phase two and phase three, you can do whatever you want, but phase one, but don't just dump all your skills until we talk it through. okay. you looking like a damn looking like a damn chode. he's looking like some shit you would eat in like a zombie movie. sure. you know, this is like a plate of something. all right.
1:02:45 i have to play a skill. yeah, i might have to play a skill. i have to play the rest of my hands. yeah, yeah, it's got to be done. well, i have to play a skill now to be able to block all the damage. okay, okay, but i gotta play a skill too. i should have done this first, i'm dumb. i can give you a bunch of block. that would be lovely. wait, is that a skill though? yeah, that's a skill. turns out that's a skill.
1:03:16 that was one more. he's not doing that bad to be honest like 20 i could take i could take 22 it's no no no no no there you go okay there we go that'll do this is for the best. oh hold on i should probably just play this. he just fucked up we had to hit him for 520. mm hmm she realized every verbal pod every fucking phase oh okay i'll coordinate with you on that but not this turn yeah yeah yeah not bad y'all
1:03:46 i'm usually not one to relay a message, but i had a reset that said, please ask ryan why he says mascarpone like masky pony. it's trying to be crazy. it's mascarpone cheese. can you vote on this turn? it's crazy. i cannot. with the potion, i mean. yeah, yeah, yeah, i can do it. cuz then i wanna double it. yeah. i could do one attack or i could do one block.
1:04:18 and it's looking like i'm blocking here. this guy's gonna beat the fucking shit out of us next turn. give me a second. he has to die next well, okay. i think he will. he's about to take 70 from me. okay. in that case, i'll mangle so he loses a ton of strength. and then hit him for 64. that's huge, actually. and then he's gonna take damage from the orbs. okay. keeps my oasty alive. i'm gonna block.
1:04:53 actually killing him on this turn and riding out the vulnerability is really nice. don't kill him for a second, don't kill him for a second, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't, definitely don't kill him, don't kill him for a second. this is what i've been waiting for. yes, okay, you know. that's nuts. we're getting that right? yeah, you can kill him if you want. we'll draw off of it, but probably, yeah, you can't play anything else after that. i'll put a zap up.
1:05:22 that was big. it took the whole run for my deck to work, but. i'm just trying to kill this guy. 42. so i've seen a lot higher than that, but it's still pretty good. we gotta kill him as fast. i got tag team and knockdown. hold on. i have triple. he's taking triple damage from everyone, right? if i could get one energy, i could also have the next attack. i got you, bro. oh my god. i'm gonna play a big attack. i can hit for 144.
1:05:53 that's probably a lot. we gotta be able to do better than that. it's like i'm talking basic strike. wait, does it... it doesn't show the triple damage. oh no, it does show the triple damage. okay, um... yeah, i've got 80. i think my, uh, my deck is bad. so you guys got this one. i'll smack him. i think that'll do it. oh my god. oh, i don't want to... oh, god damn it. yeah, i want to do that. okay. that works, i guess.
1:06:25 that's almost died us and one is this is where yeah real close can i draw? oh shit, oh he's done. it's like working orbs. yeah. yeah let's go does anyone want one strength in one decks we'd be blocking this turn. let's be real take it then i got vulnerable here huge i can i can block all of your block. he's intangible remember that i
1:06:59 oh, i see. yeah, okay in that case. i'll just do this. i don't think i need the block anymore then well, i made actually alone. yeah, i think i still need it. i'll hook you up. thank you crazy how bad i got a pee after one game of slay the spire man. that is crazy it's like once you get the caffeine from the dr. pepper and the caffeine coffee and it's just exactly gonna need damage modifiers on this turn. oh
1:07:36 uh, let me... no. i have vulnerable, but we already have it applied. i have no block this turn. that i can't do anything about. yeah, i can... oh, he's already weakened. i'm just gonna hit his ass, man. yeah, it might be that time. i mean, if you got 42 strength and you play a block over a strike, like, you're not a team player. full of great. i think i will just do 100 damage. that seems good. 12 doom, too.
1:08:19 have we considered coffee pepper instead of dr. coffee? it has to be dr. coffee because it's the i can say that in mandarin. so that's a big market for caffeinated beverages. well, now you have to do it. that would be yi sheng coffee. yi sheng coffee. i love that. i'll take your word for it. i believe you. trust me. yeah, that's
1:08:54 speaking of believing you i have energy to give i'm being handed a so not me i just like you energy, but he's only he's all in tangy. he's pretty much gone anyway, right? yeah, we shipped to him on this thing it did make my other cards do more damage in the future. that was nice. i'll play stacks card see if i care my juice. oh wow. oh my god good job. good job. that was a good one man. that was a good one. sorry quick. oh
1:09:25 oh, it's time to piss. it's time to piss. piss break and one more? yeah, yeah. i do. i want to go wrap my ribs, but i feel like it'll take too long. i could just leave them for another 40 minutes. it's up to you. nah, i'm gonna go piss. i'm ripping. okay. i'll pee as well.