It took you 12 artifact to tick me off (Slay the Spire 2 Multiplayer)

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0:02 the game was all right. i had it okay time. okay time. i can't believe how much energy this guy has when he streams. it's crazy. meanwhile, are you dying?
0:16 i can't get a pulse. it did send and i was feeling bad this day. don't get me wrong, but i did get like my watch vibrated and it said low heart rate warning and it was like my heart rate dipped to 44 or something like that. it was not a good 44. it was like a distressed 44. that's scary. it was during a sponsored stream too. and i was like, i just got to just tank it.
0:49 i did the whole like take two packs of cards and i kind of want either pack. that's what always happens to me and you spend 99 gold to do it. it pisses me off every time. it's insulting. i guess i'll fucking take this. what about three cards that all require you to build around them, but they all require different shit to build around? that sounds terrible. what'd you take, ben? what'd you take? i went with the serpent form. oh, i love serpent form. so hopefully we get to cooking.
1:24 yeah, i was playing poker with my dad and a few of his buddies last night and i got myself a royal flush for the first time ever in my life. yeah, this is like a once in a lifetime if you're lucky yeah, i don't think it'll ever happen again. it felt pretty cool i remember getting i got a royal flush on like a little handheld digital poker when i was a kid and like lost my mind that's crazy. i think i've only ever gotten like four of a kind one time did you win?
1:53 i think i had the 10 queen and then the flop came up, jack king, and then the very last card was an ace and i was just, i had to just sit there quietly until the time reveal came and then i was very excited. holy. i love poker and i haven't played in a bit, but goddamn, i'm so bad at like lying. yes. oh, yes you are. me too, man. yeah, i'm really bad at it. so... oh, man. no. okay.
2:25 ooh, we going shiv already, dude. phantom blades. holy shit. nice. you guys played gamdoll yet? the dull where you play three hands of blackjack, two hands of poker, and then one spin of a roulette wheel and try to get a high score. oh my god. that sounds amazing though. yeah, i got zero today along with about 70% of the people who played it. because the temptation to go all in on one roulette number is just so high. of course. yeah. yeah.
2:59 today's was hard. yeah, today's was imbalanced. it favored the dealer for sure. that's true. also, i lost some of my... i had to gamble some of tomorrow's chips too, which is the most fucked up part. that's rough.
3:20 bandit was good, but i felt like i did a bad job. i had to go to number five which is fucked up because it was one of those where you hit play on number five and two milliseconds later. yeah obviously, i want to do it real i could i could pull it up real fast all in the middle of this. yeah let's see. so the bandle the mantle stampede just so fun great card. oh
3:56 are you an asshole if you give an enemy one strength in multiplayer? probably. because it basically gives them four strength, but it gives you three strength. i mean it kind of just gives them one strength though is the thing. but it's like one. i know but like although
4:18 i i justify it. i'm justifying it for you. it is it's funny, i can't disagree. i i'm a team player. don't give me dreamcatcher, you motherfucker! ooh, it gave me the hand you what?! you guys got it also gave me the hand drill. hand drill's a good one. darkstone pariahp? that's even worse than dreamcatcher! i don't even know what a fucking pariahp is.
4:43 mine seems like the gotta say i got to number five. i don't know what this is. sorry over you because i couldn't hear you you don't know the song even with the song being sung. i don't think so you know what i feel like i'm familiar with like one david bowie song oh, sorry bear he didn't hear you i
5:13 i probably wouldn't have gotten it honestly. i don't know a lot about it. yeah, i don't think i ever heard starman before. it's like one of his most famous songs. it's got to be, it's in the top ten for sure. i know man who sold the world. i was about to sing it to you, which is funny because you just heard it. i mean, i heard it go boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, and whatnot. if you took my lyrics and their pitch, you would have a composite of what it sounds like. have you never heard starman? i don't know, man.
5:49 never had a bowie phase as you watch the martian in the movie because if so, they do play that a lot in i haven't seen it in the martian and by a lot of my heart is extremely good. you should watch it i'll plus you that i give it i gave it a four i bet if i if i watched it in my current era i'd give it a four and a half. you should watch it you should also watch project. hail mary. i do have to see that tomorrow's my 100th movie of 2026 crazy right
6:16 what's it gonna be? it's great. i don't know yet, but because it's a saturday, it doesn't have to be 90 minutes or less, which is like a huge plus. hell yeah. i'm trying to think of what it would be. i don't know though. and then i'm gonna, when i come back, i haven't seen eraserhead and it is on criterion, i think. it could be eraserhead. when i come back on monday, i'm gonna do a rank of the 100 movies i've seen in 2026. ooh, nice. did you watch curiot?
6:47 no, i thought that that would actually be a great choice for 100 too cuz it would be kind of like encapsulates it but incredible movie. i don't think i can take that. can't be greedy. i think i can. i never i shan't greed. i think i gotta take it man. my goodness. this is gonna be a tent right here. he's given them one strength and take i didn't take the one strength killed.
7:18 guess i could go see scary movie six. yeah as my one you could there you go no, i got fucked up cuz i hadn't seen the trailer for it and people were like are you gonna go see it? and i was like, yeah, i'd love it maybe they actually did a good job and then people were like the first joke in the trailer is like a pronouns joke and i went well
7:35 i didn't know that. bro, the fuck? i saw a news article that was like marlon wayans was talking to his dad on his deathbed and he's like, i just need you to work with your brother one more time. and he's like, can do dad, we'll do it. is that actually true? stairing movie six is for his dying slash dead father and this is no word of a lie. that's so crazy.
7:55 did you see the go off kings scary movie joke draft? it turns out they they really they did the problem of actually making jokes because now that the movie like screeners are out and stuff. it turns out they should have fought way dumber they weren't drafting jokes that were
8:17 in the previous scary movies, they were coming up with jokes that would be in the new scary movie. yes. yeah. and if any of them hit, they get like a reward. yes. yes. because i was going to say like pack one, pick one. you're taking what's up? oh yeah. they got out.
8:40 i might need a campfire here. i don't know why i'm getting pretty low. i'm down to campfire. i need to rest too but the game acts hp when i rest anyway, you know okay, sorry whoops i'm smithin. i'm guessing no one's gonna mend here. yeah, okay. yeah. no, you gotta do your own work out of first campfire asking for a men's talking on man
9:07 spot makeup man after that. oh, jay plus two plus two guys, i actually kunai for the silent is pretty good. you're nice honestly, oh i like the bag. oh, oh, they'll bite the bullet. i'll eat the ordinance eat the periapt. i had to think about what's the second best joke and scary movie if i really like when i
9:42 though in scary movie 2 when like the house is haunted and the weed plant comes to life and rolls shorty up in a joint and smokes him and then they come in to save shorty and then he goes like
10:00 not yet, cindy. i'm high as a motherfucker. i think that one is really good. that's quintessential scary movie right there. absolutely. the only like, i don't think this is even a scary movie. yeah. what was their movie called? that was the spoof of paranormal activity. oh, man.
10:23 they have a paranormal activity thing in one of the scary movies. i always say okay so maybe it was that all i can remember is when they like had the ghost having sex with them or something like that. okay, that happens a lot in scary movie to know a little that narrows it down unfortunately apparently it's called a haunted house. i didn't know about this. i got to see that can i can i read an excerpt from the new scary movie, please?
10:51 this is from a review someone made of it. there's a lazy bizarre sequence that takes on kpop demon hunters with a jolt of animation and the song golden the original lyrics are we're gonna gonna be golden and it has become we're about to be token and ends up with a character in bed with the demon hunters i'd probably shorty if i had the guess you got that to look forward to probably shorty can't say they're not consistent, man
11:23 i just don't see how it could be bad. i mean, you really think lachlan munro would come out of retirement to make a bad movie? i mean, they got anna faris in this one, right? what's not to like? i know, man. it's so true. oh, why did i take that? gonna be gonna be token. i might laugh at that, to be honest. there's a chance i might laugh at that. i think you'll have a good hearty chuckle with it.
11:54 dude, this shit build is fucking nuts. look at my deck right now. i've got like two accuracy. holy cow. up my sleeve, phantom blade, serpent forum. this is ridiculous. damn. damn. there's a hocktoa might be in it, man. that's a good point. i'd be shocked if it wasn't. i meant the person known as hocktoa. no, that's exactly what i was thinking. yeah, no, she's probably in it. oh my god. i have anchor. i'm so stupid. money.
12:38 let's see. i think my deck kinda sucks, but we'll figure it out. same, same, same, same, same. yeah, my deck's a little shitty. she's not dead. she's just tired. she's sleeping. she's sleepy. son of a bitch, man. i swear to god this little prick gets away with my money. wait, wait, wait. no, this dude doesn't steal shit, does he? oh, he does. oh, he does? what the hell? can we kill him at the start? 20 gold every time he attacks. well, he'll, uh, he's gonna split into two guys.
13:17 i can kill the little i've got an attack pot i can play if you want me to crack that. yeah, i'm gonna kill the back one. yeah. yeah. oh, you guys didn't take greed. oh, no. now i see why you're so pressed over 40 gold. damn. is that a mind blast? no, it's hyper beam that i took from someone else's deck. oh, that's awesome. i love the regent card creation build.
13:48 no, you were splashing. i splish splashed. yeah. splish splash taking a bath. you do all up on a saturday night. layer attacks an enemy gain one block used to be so easy to please people man. all you needed on saturday nights. splish splash taking a bath. everything was all right. rub a dove days just while in in the tub. what does he say?
14:21 i don't think he says that. he says that. straight up jorking it in the bath. mmm. a random colorless card. don't choose a random colorless card. i don't think i would love jorking it in the bath. i think you would get water in your penor. i mean, like water in a good lube. it's not good bone butter. it's not good bone butter. just stop with the bone butter. he started it. i did.
15:01 my bad, y'all. hi, y'all. you should use a potion or something. are any of y'all doing vuln stuff? yes. i'll take the dominate. oh, you're also the ironclad. this is awesome. yeah. it's great. we're brothers. this is incredible. monarch's gaze is real good, but like, how do i, how do i ever play it? you know? mm hmm. does anyone have like, i give you mana? sadly, no. nothing yet.
15:36 i'm just gonna skip it then it's not what i'm going for. this card has innate, but an offering as well. i can afford it all because of my greed. okay, two dominants is sick. another pommel strike? baby. definitely gonna take this. i don't think i give a fuck about that. i think i give a fuck about this. puckett hand of greed.
16:13 my fucking boba tea's almost here, i'm gonna go crazy. i lure boba tea. when the boba tea comes out chillin'. yes. is this a new thing a paw? nope. it's always been a boba boy? i stopped getting it for a while, because it's like expensive. i'm doing a sub a thon, so like who fucking cares right now, you know? get yourself powered up, dog.
16:37 honestly, great thing about multiplayer, letting this dude fucking kill you. upgrading a card knowing you can die as long as one person lives. sorry, i didn't have any opinions on boba tea. i just kind of forced my own comment out there. let's get him. again. i don't like all this, man. it's a dumpster first round. yes! you know how i'm drawing? i'm gonna use my little potion and draw food. yeah, i'm doing not food.
17:23 cool. kinda fucked him up actually. i say we, you fucked him up. a lot of damage. i will apply some vulnerability to him. me too. oh my god, he's a little tiny! you made his ass tiny! damn, i got seven strength off that. i got nine because i forgot to tell you i had more vong. oh my god. sorry, kept generating more and more cards. he's generating more and more ai prompts. no.
17:58 he loves it. your guys bosses been telling you to scale back your claude usage yet? never mind guys. that's my bad. my bad on that one. i appreciate you trying this time. just doing your own fucking thing. you gotta be careful of bringing up claude because that's the one that people in chat will say is actually good and then that pisses off other people in chat and start arguing and i'm like guys, it's a video game. we're playing a video game. yeah, that's true. is that the one that's like skynet where it's like they chose not to release it because it was like
18:32 if we release it too early, it'll ruin the world or whatever. i don't know. man, i really like this build. i think 9 plating, i guess. i have a deck that is fun but doesn't do anything. playing cards is always a good time for sure. oh yeah. they should update the game and make plating good. plating is annoying. the fact that it decays when you don't get hit. like, i trust that they have the data, but it feels bad. you got any more vom? i have one vom.
19:18 nice. here you go. a little more strength. 18 now. crazy. is there a world where we get him down to 30 hp here? i'll be doing another attack at the end of the turn. i could do some more stuff if i got one energy. and that's gonna do like 30 something. eh, i'll probably just hit him. oh damn, i definitely could have killed him. yikes. my bad, y'all. he's doing 30? oh, just draw one block and we're chilling. he can't even kill my ass.
20:00 yoch! i'm alive! yoch! i'm fine. oh i'm dumb, i could have gained dex from that. holy cow that was loud. offering's so good. yum yum!
20:28 take double damage from enemies allies take half damage from enemies. that's crazy we can take a double damage from attacks seems crazy. god damn tracking. yeah tracking can be really good yeah, let's do that. you know offering mood and he's like it's just thrash i love sunny the around man. i'll take the pails blood. i think this might be a pails eye situation
21:00 that's never happened before, but like between pale's eye and fiend fire, i could exhaust like my whole deck, man. and then play nothing. what does pale's legion mean? doubles blocked gained from a card then goes to sleep for two turns. when you play, yeah, you'll play a block. if you have a little puppy next to you, you play a block and it'll double it and he'll turn into a wall. then he sleeps for one turn and then he comes back and doubles your next block.
21:31 okay, i like having a little puppy pails. i fucks up multiplayer if you're not on beta branch. all right i'll take pails tears y'all there at the beach. that's the sun. oh, yeah i like that it actually works fine motherfucker man. yeah, that sounded like a one guy it sounded so much like a one guy
22:03 are you fucking kidding me? if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking another man. if it ain't one guy, it's another guy. that's true. that's damn true. alright, alright. i love the revving noise they make. me too. it sounds nice. can anyone deal... oh right, they have the nine damage bullshit. it is really annoying. i do have a lot of hits in me. i can do 36 damage to the front enemy.
22:47 i'm just trying to handle greed here. i don't think i can do it. he does. he turns into a little half pipe ramp. yeah, we'll do that. people are going to take this the wrong way, but i'm being genuine. a game you can play with one hand is so nice. no, 100%. i love it, man. i'm all about the one handers. yep. a mouse only game is so nice. yeah, when you don't have to use the keyboard, it's nice. you can use your other hand for other things. other activities.
23:36 what? that? yeah. like butter in your bones, straight up jorking it. good news he takes double damage, so now the nine damage is nine damage. whoa, the trembler. oh! i'm skipping. i'm gonna play my turn and then go run and get this boba t. i thought he had to go pee again and i was getting a little concerned. after the boba t i will.
24:09 you got any bone? i have one bone. i'm gonna play it cuz it's my best thing, but i'm not happy about it. okay, i'm gonna play it cuz it's my birthday. i don't even know what strength off it. you know what? i had a tremble and i didn't play it. i'm a dickhead. stings a little bit. call me mr. dickhead. wait, that's really good. the boba t. i thought you were talking about mr. dickhead. yeah, i also thought you were talking about mr. dickhead. mr. dickhead's an interesting guy. he's got me asking some questions.
24:43 mr.. dickhead, so mr.. dickhead. i'm gonna see you again, mr.. dickhead. what are we working on today? mr.. dickhead? mr.. dickhead the name mr.. dickhead your investments have all failed i feel like mr.. dickhead would be killing it in today's market to be honest he's 50% nvidia 50% spacex
25:10 100% reason to remember the name. hell yeah, brother. i saw a phenomenal youtube video the other day. it's somewhere i belong, but mike shinoda has nothing to say. okay. and it starts the song somewhere i belong and he goes, and then i got nothing to say. and then he doesn't say anything for the rest of his life. made me laugh a lot. that is real good. anyone want energy? yes. well, hold on. let me see if i can just
25:41 yeah, i think i can just stun him. let's go. all right, cool. oh, baby. gonna beat his ass. bro died. goodbye, bitch. perfected strike plus of course i'm taken. i mean like a second phantom blades is kind of stupid, but i kind of want to do it. sounds nice. nah, fuck it man, why not? colorless. ooh, tag team, let's go. colorless rewards in multiplayer go crazy, dude. i guess that's true.
26:33 yeah, yeah the colorless multiplayer cards are kind of nuts. how's the boba? mmm hmm 13 artifact are you fucking shitting me man? shakes all i want to do is apply a little vulnerability i threw a rock sized potion at his head smart play smart play made me feel a lot better exhaust every piece of shit in my fucking hand i guess
27:10 man, it's gonna hurt. they play any other sheryl crow songs by you guys besides soak up the sun? i heard it in sheryl, but... what did i say? sharon crow? sheryl crow. sheryl, i think. sheryl crow, that's what i said. i feel like i heard soak up the sun in the coffee shop the other day. i hear it in the grocery store all the time. you never hear, at least up here, you never hear my favorite mistake, all i want to do
27:44 every day is a winding road, etc. every day is a winding road. i don't know if i've heard... what was the first one you said? soak up the sun? i bet you have, but you're probably like, wait, this shit sucks so bad it probably can't even be sheryl crow. i'm gonna soak up the sun. okay, yeah, no, i remember that. i got my 45 on so i can rock on. yeah.
28:13 that's my vibe. that sounds like shit. yeah, it's really bad. i am getting the weirdest spam lately and i don't know how it like where it's come from. the text i just got is it's weird because it says hc first. it says hc, hey justin, i've got an open spot for a clinical study this sunday paying 1.6k. confirm here. that seems alright. what the fuck?
28:49 maybe it's a clinical study for like, uh... like the effects of getting jacked off crazy stuff. imagine? maybe i should answer. never know. we're trying to see how big a man's smile can get. then i'm in the control group where they're just stomping on it. yeah, they're like that. like, aw fuck. i should have known.
29:19 i don't have a lot of money, i only got 120 i got 200 bucks, but i can go either way let's flip it ooooh! oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:51 i did get a parrying shield, which i quite like. i'm over, man. i got 70 gold, a potion, and a relic. that was pretty sick. oh, and a rare card. in a second serpent form. okay! jeez, louise, man. i should rest. i'm gonna die, dawg. i'm with you. yeah, i should probably rest. i'm resting. i'm resting. can always upgrade to the next one if everything goes well. mm hmm.
30:27 i would love to... can i have another pendulum? i already have one. you can? i mean, yeah, it's kind of funny so i think you should do that alone. i would love centennial puzzle because then when i play my offering, i'll draw. shit, i think i might draw like seven cards. stud, that's too much. my man, he's lounging at the beach. i hate this prick. this worm motherfucker. wait, this is awesome. all weekend, let's go.
31:06 i'm gonna tremble on him. should have played that first mother. bro, you hit a doubt. you're done with the bobo already? i'm done with the bobo. i like it a lot. shit, bro. your tummy probably looks like that shit they, i forgot. remember the episode of mandalorian where they had all the frog eggs and grogu ate them? that's probably what your tummy looks like with all those pearls in there. that's what your fucking tummy looks like, man.
31:42 yeah, it's a block for five. i got it. i got to do something here. give me a second. okay. i got another boba in the fridge. oh shit. the bow blaring. i should have been talking about a fat instead of a damn whatever species yoda is.
32:14 double boba it up on a thursday afternoon crazy friday is a friday. oh fuck it's friday. oh my god it's friday friday. oh fuck. it's friday actually have a busy weekend. i i feel like i'm not ready same fuck it. not me my kids having a time already in ma's house. oh little bit of free time
32:54 a little bit of me time. sir, i'm at 13. what's your me time looking like these days? probably like ask a man that. you get fucked up because you get so used to your time being occupied that you're like, my kid's not here. maybe now that i finally have some time, let me completely reorganize my closet. you just get so into this mode. my. yeah, that'll do. will that do? no, it's not really that good, is it? it's not. all right.
33:32 yummy, what's better kidless evening or morning? oh the kidless the kidless evening is nice cuz you can go to bed when you're tired instead of like putting them to bed and then being like really really tired yeah morning, you are so fucking tiny. sorry the big boy ain't gonna be such a big boy fucking stone humidifier man. he's weakened. oh
34:10 i will apply he be vulnerable? yes sir. i've applied some vulnerable to him and applied a little bit more vulnerable to him. yes. damn, this turns kind of pissing me off. mornings all right too though. i'm gonna double his volume if you got any more to put on. yeah, let me think i might even have some more. you already put 17 strength. still really good. yeah, that's really good. this gives you energy back.
34:58 oh, a fucking bully. yes. oh, and i drew a bunch of fucking cards. i mean, you just gotta send this out there. and then i feel like that does 52 damage twice, 46 twice. see where this fucker is. oh my god, it's a bludgeon out of the infinite blade. good lord. he's gone crazy. and then the worst turn of all time.
35:37 i like how when i draw strikes it just plays them for me. it is nice man. i feel like your deck is kind of shitting on mine to be honest. it's okay. i need more defense because i'm gonna get my ass kicked this time. thanks. every time i get buffered and i don't have block they multi hit man. yeah. pissing me off. you know what? it's kind of nice. give me one of those. damn. damn. oh my god. 21 more strengths.
36:20 i love shovel, but i have to rest. what a horrible dilemma. suck. it's like a cursed relic. dude, you know what would be sick is if we got four gremlin horns. that'd be crazy. you fucking imagine? i love enchanting an attack with momentum five. a third phantom blades is just like what's the point even why? why do i need shivs to retain three times? i don't, but i want to buy it. hold on please.
37:00 hold on a moment. i like that. i need more time. let's get this too. now whatever. makes sense. i'm not quite ready. i don't know my name. not quite ready. quite something i guess. if you got any vulnerable i could double it. it's insane that i don't. you know what, i've got a potion. dang it.
37:54 sweet. damn this question mark kind of fucked us, huh? yeah, it was very rude. some might call it very inopportune. you got a stampede up too? i forgot i had stampede. yeah, that's big. you think we're more vulnerable. i have another dominate. yes, i can. but i'm going all out on this turn so. i'm gonna die if i don't defend actually. no, no, no. well, i'll attack the perifrite.
38:31 i can weaken that too if we need to. i guess he needs to get hit for a hundred now that i think about it. i will live with one hp. can we kill him instead? i can i can i can vulnerable and that's it. how much damage is your ship do your your falling star? oh, it's eight and then i can strike for another. four thirteen you should you should bone them.
39:08 and then i will kill him with two strikes. which lets us all get another card as well. just you? just me? oh, never mind. no, don't play hemokinesis! i need my hp! dude, those strikes are hitting hard. sheesh. yeah, yeah. 22 strikes. can we kill that guy on the right maybe? can we? i can do... bad draw.
39:39 i can kill him. i can kill him. okay, lovely. taunt, i like taunt. i'm resting. i can mend someone here if we need to. summer games fest in five minutes. also known as the no games fest, am i right? shit, did they know it's spring? jeff, are you here? it's still spring, man. there's rumors that there's an event next week.
40:14 what next week an intended erect i didn't say render to voicemail i ain't picking up if they're calling there are two rocks at this motherfucker take that oh, this is good stuff you want to go heavy vuln on the right guy if you can does anyone want to energy? i would love to energy i would go fucking crazy for to energy. thank you and you're going in on which guy i
40:48 i'm gonna put a bunch of vuln on the right guy. i could double his vuln, but then i will be facing the wrong way. i think that's okay, but don't double it yet cuz i got some heat. yeah, yeah. start there. there's more and then there's even more of it. thank you. i buffered you. i hope the guy on the right doesn't attack first. can i double him now? not yet, not yet. wait, actually.
41:19 yeah, yeah, oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. oh, does that mean? sorry, i just wanted to join. that was fun. i could unrelenting bash and then i would have three energies still remaining and i could play it. yes, don't double it yet. so i'm gonna do this and then don't, not yet, not yet. and not yet.
41:49 not yet, because i got one more coming in. okay, now you can double it. and now, oh shit, i fucking gained. i got 53 strength, man. that seems really good. pretty good. someone want to give me some block? you'll be fine. have you guys seen in the twitch highlighter? if you try to shorten slay the spire to sts, it auto pulls up stsp super titty space prison. whoa.
42:23 which, you know, maybe it is that. that sounds great. i have tag team if we want to try to double an attack on the right side. oh, dude. yeah, man. i got some heat. hit it. so this is your next attack. another player plays on the enemy. okay, but this isn't targeted, so i probably want to do that instead.
42:51 oh, and then i do need to block but with 53 strength you gotta attack you have to i can play a block plot on you as well. oh that would actually be that'd be enormous hmm. i'm a spectator this game and i'm okay with that get his ass someone was ringing my belt, but they have a clipboard so i ain't answering based. that's the right attitude. kid me you got a clipboard hell no
43:28 my god, i got two dominates to play. oh 59 the strength jesus. oh well, then that killed the one fella i need to do i honestly think that the way justin and i have built our decks you guys don't need to take another attack. i
44:09 you could have said turn. well, there's... what the hell? being the ironclad does feel kind of awesome. it is kind of nuts. everybody's like, could the ironclad kill them this turn, please? so that i don't take a bunch of damage. vulnerable enemies take an additional 25% damage. they need to make the ironclad worse, man. yeah, he's crazy. he's too good. sorry, i'm getting distracted. okay, don't do that.
44:47 oh that's cool i didn't know inky shivs were a thing do you think if you took someone like imagine you had a time machine and you went to like uh australia in like the year 4000 bc and then you just put them in like uh like a minnesota winter do you think they would freak the fuck out
45:16 you think they would be like, what the fuck is all this white shit on the ground? hey mike, y'all might let vaku play my shit. they'd be like, this shit is fucking crazy, man. i'm with you. i think they'd be tweaking. dude, i got jeweled masks, started combat, random powers free. sheesh. we have snow? i was, okay, we'll fucking take them out of the philippines or something. you understand the spirit of my question.
45:53 was trying to think of what the hottest country on earth was and i couldn't i couldn't come up with an answer right off the top of my head oh voc is playing my turn. oh shit. he's going he's going insane. yeah, he's going nuts jesus christ vaku chill. oh my god so much of my i have somebody do things before you do some things i'm panicking
46:28 you're fine, man. panicking skywalker. oh, shit. he was. his quarters got spiked. yup. who's playing cards, man? don't even sweat it, bro. all right, let's see. let's see. relax. i'll handle it. it's over. oh, someone else kill him. my dreams. he actually made it through his block. he's not doing anything. he's gonna hurt himself on my spikes like a... look at him. idiot.
47:29 the names do mas see that i don't know you don't remember there's a there's a commercial and the guys at a job interview and he says like thank you mr. dumbass, thank you. mr dumbass and he goes the names do mas what was that a commercial for it was beer that sounds for root beer that's a ramstein. yeah, this is crazy. oh
48:07 this is, whoa, this is crazy. i don't know what's going on with this. does anyone want five strength? yeah. like forever? just right now. well, not for now then, yeah, it'll be wasted. is that really not do enough to kill you? it doesn't do enough to kill you, that's crazy. i'm gonna lose some max hp this turn. piss me off. does it really cost zero? i can't draw any fucking cards.
49:00 what's 13 times 7? 91. okay. it's so funny how my deck does so many things and none of them are damage or block. what is it doing? making cards, transforming cards into other cards that also don't do anything. it's just... oh, i can kill him with a with a rock. do it, do it, do it.
49:25 and then i get to, no, i get an energy back. i don't get any draw, but i get an energy back. you're fucked, lad. oh my god. huge. it won't stop giving me phantom blade. that could be interesting. i'm not gonna do it, dammit. yeah, i'm okay with that. definitely, definitely could have taken the first option now that i think about it for half a second, but that's fine. great upgrades. very, very good upgrades.
50:20 i wanna fight! i hate these pricks. relax, i'll handle it. vaku, you're crazy for this turn. seems really good. i was gonna ask you if you have like double the vulnerable, but i guess that's more of like a vaku question. yeah, yeah. you will not that's some vaku shit. uh, you will not take damage. you sure? oh my god, he lived! how did he live through that? maybe i can get him.
51:11 i mean he's only doing six damage, surely we all put up at least six block. oh i forgot that. not three. dang it. he punched himself to death. embarrassing. i got a tag team for the front one if you want to do that. wait wait not yet, not yet. one second. because i need to draw. i need to draw fucking... i need to draw dominate. do i even have a dominate? 19 damage or 19 strength god damn.
51:40 i've tagged team to the back one if you want to do something. yeah, kill the back one. kill the back one. kill the back one. okay. i could do 42 damage to him. huge. okay. there you go. the front guy got to punch me though. that's a problem. i can do 32 damage to him. i can't do it anymore. can i have a doubt in my hands? this all sucks. shit. i'm going to put up a block then. hello? my case. what's up? oh, my bad. i thought i clicked it. i'm not quite ready. i'm still thinking.
52:33 check this shit out. pop pop pop pop pop pop. you guys listen to audible. that's lovely. i have check this out. this is audible. yeah, that's good. that'd have been so good if i hadn't had heard it. it's actually the best impression i have in my entire in my over. and i was good. it's like it's one to one. colossus. colossus. so good. really good car. really?
53:25 i don't read much. well, that's good because audio books aren't reading. yes. but like it's a different part of your brain. i think. vaku chill. don't you know you motherfucker? he used one of my goddamn dominats. yeah, vaku's pissing me off man. yeah, what the hell? he's wasting shit vaku. you guys got this right? first time playing. this fight's like horrible for me. i ain't doing nothing right now. i guess they don't attack turn one. so there is that. i wonder how my porks do. find out.
54:07 i really do think fiend fire might be the best ironclad card. cuz you can have any turn and just be like, fuck it. i guess exhausting half my deck is pretty good. yeah, yeah, fiend fire rocks. right, i forgot that when you transform a curse, it makes a curse. it is true. it's true, shire. so i gotta cut that shit out. i guess i'm just putting up some blocks. yeah, this kinda sucks, man. yeah, it stinks. it looks like a shit. we can't get through anyone want some block?
54:51 here, bob. i'll take that. thank you. bro, look at his health bar. his health bar is putting us all to shame. i'm at 10 hp. i'm about to lose six of it to use offering, so... i believe i'll be passing away this turn. no, no, no. we kill one for sure. again, i apologize. i made a deck that doesn't do anything. we gotta kill one for sure. i think i killed the front one. hold on. i was able to shuffle my deck.
55:36 huge, huge play. front one is parrish. there's no way to get, he's got too much artifact. i can't put vulnerable on it. yeah, i know it sucks. it sucks ass man. it's it sucks and it's fucked. i do live though. i might die on this one. oh, we're all. oh shit. that does fucking nothing. i can't do anything else right now. i'm gonna cook dude. that's my hand. apollo, you got this one, right? let's see. definitely not, but let's see. guy who's been saying the entire game his deck does nothing.
56:18 oh guards actually know what here let me i'm gonna throw all my potions on you. no, don't don't i don't have anything all right, fine. i threw my weakness potion on you here. actually, maybe i can do something with this. there you go. i blocked yeah, i'm gonna die now. it's not looking good. oh, well, i'm still thinking that's what i got bye bye
57:02 oh no guys, i'm the only one left! yeah man, you got this though. yeah, here i come. uh, do this and then we'll do this and then i'll hit him and i'll do this and then i'll exhaust my entire hand. no no no no no no no no. okay, okay. i don't know why i'm saying it like it's gonna do anything. i don't have any fucking mana man!
57:42 here you go, calamity. huge. yep. there we go. it's your turn. i always told you that design doesn't do anything, man. it's so bad. i made the worst deck imaginable, man. wait, i gotta see this. i fucking trolled, dude. oh no, no, no, no. no, that's not gonna do it. no, no, it doesn't. nothing
58:08 oh here we go, here we go. do that and then... ho! wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. you must have created so many cards. okay, and then... play it again. and then, uh... bye. aw, damn. aaaand... well, that's my bad. no, man, they should not have 12 artifact. that's fucking insane. they have a little too much artifact. true, but if i had played a deck that did things, we would have probably killed them. okay, i gotta go to the bathroom. good game.