they put us in a dang montage (007 First Light)

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0:00 hello, let me know when you can hear me. when you can hear me say persephone. when you, if you hear this, oh that was like instantaneous. what the hell did they do to my computer when i booted up this game man? holy cow. i think some of the others are still alive but the hostiles plan to blow up the place. you need to get out of the blast zone. no, i need to save those people. that is not
0:27 now you're gonna be like, wait, didn't we already see this part? yeah, i hit restart checkpoint. i didn't realize, okay, james, it would take me this far back. that's my bad for gene. but anyway, at least i was wondering i was like, i would make a joke and it would i mean, i'm used to the jokes being bad. don't get me wrong, but it would get like completely no sold, like entirely no sold. i was like, damn, usually even like the bad jokes will get a little bit of credit, but i was getting nothing at all.
0:55 i was like, what's going on? something's not right. okay, no time to hesitate. those people need my help. i thought you weren't fucking with me at all. i'm just the other here, wondering what the hell i got myself into. okay, so we come down here. mostly i became aware of it when i called the guy corey and people didn't immediately go, lamau, it took like an hour. and then people were like, that actually is corey. container g9, that's where i'll find the captives.
1:28 i didn't even know this guy was here. i literally just jumped on top of him. and yes, i know that he was here last time, but i was just glancing this time because it's so nice to have a chat back. hey, listen, we've done a bunch of time and we need to get you out of here. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, we know, we know. what's the plan? don't worry about the plan. can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles? don't worry about the plan, i gotta go. i'm all you've got. just one guy. we're so screwed. get a grip, irv. what about the others?
2:00 we can't leave without them. others? in b4. let me go, man. he does look like corey. he does and he doesn't which is why it's so funny. i hope they're okay. okay. corey would never wear the hat. like the hat is all fucked up. what kind of signal? you'll know when you see it. godspeed. that's chevy chase. it's corey does not look at all like chevy chase. don't put that evil on him, man.
2:27 that's how i want to go, man. punched in the back of the head. he's really good at that. it's not okay. you could seriously hurt somebody doing that, man. hervey needy drinky. alright, contain a beefball.
3:02 where are you? what did you have to call me? how did you not look? just what i needed. huh? huh? do you ask? stop! what are you doing? i'm not doing anything! just stop it! i don't know how to drive this thing!
3:25 i don't know why they made it dry. i guess it's military tech, but it seems crazy that they would make it drive via like a laptop. fuck using the crevasse, man. i'm taking everybody out on my way. one way to make sure that you don't get caught is to take out every single person in the base. the less people you got to deal with, the better. plus i need all the satellite parts. seems crazy they made it drive with a logitech controller. that's the thing that just.
4:11 it still boggles my mind. i mean, it could be worse. it could be, it could have been a mad catz, but still nonetheless, man. a cruciform key? looks like some sort of firing mechanism. could i pick it up please? another one. bro just discovered dj khaled. now this time, this time we jump off to the right. not that one, not this one. this isn't the one i wanted. i wanted to go directly.
5:10 that's a distraction. my point is that we're wrapping up as we planned. you will discover lana del rey in ten minutes? go have some fun. i mean, i gotta tell you straight up, we're skipping the intro if it's lana del rey. not cuz it's lana del rey, but because i know that lana del rey is a popular musician, which means that the video will get either blocked or dmca'd. it's just the way of the world. there, the crevasse.
5:43 it's an original song, but yeah. well, all songs are original, man. except for that one that's like, i'm blue, i'm feeling alright. every year. and weezer's africa, but all other songs are original. horry?
6:07 calling all the bald guys with glasses corey except when they're handsome and then calling them ryan. they had a corey and a ryan in here. that's crazy man. if you topple the central last we'll all hear it. it barely standing in this storm. snap one of the wires and i bet that'll be enough. here, the detonator.
6:37 alright. yep, that's right. you'll need it. what if they're in the southern hemisphere and they don't know? oh shit, wait does the sun... no, wait, wait, wait. you had me for a second. the sun still rises in the east in the southern hemisphere. usually.
7:31 honestly, if it started rising in the west, i think you just get used to it in less than 20 minutes. i think you'd just be like, i guess this is how things work now. that was terry tate office linebacker tech. a dead ass don't even think i'd notice? you would notice if you were fucking driving. i'll tell you that much. i didn't join the military to kill people. don't you hate when you're driving east in the morning, you spend the whole drive going like this?
8:17 then you're driving west at night and you spend the whole drive going like this? like why didn't the fuck ass city put the roads on like a little bit of a diagonal or something like that so we're not doing this the whole time we're driving. thank you craig penderson jr. for the gifted subscriptions, thank you. i'm just gonna hold w bro, you should keep talking though. my cover!
9:20 the ship must have had a samsung galaxy note 2 in it somewhere. everybody okay? follow me this way. there's a way out. away, away, we plot a course to find a brand new exfil everywhere we roam. corey, don't worry brother, i gotcha. here, you look like you could use a little bit of help. stop! i've got the jet, nature! and a hell of a megaphone. what is this now? you wanna blow us up?
10:13 yeah, thinking about it. and destroy the asset. and i6 would never. i'm not mi6. i literally thought i was gonna play how it's done by huntrix. they wouldn't, they spent too much money on it to let you skip it, man. as ian fleming's james bond 007. what did i miss? did james bond die? james bond dies, you play as his daughter in this one. you play as jamie bond.
11:05 and originally she was gonna follow in the family footsteps. she was gonna work for mi6 but in a more administrative capacity. maybe like work in the marketing department or something. but as a result of her father's disappearance, now she's been forced into the fucking bullshit. because the bureaucratic ass judi dench won't tell her what happened to her dad. so she's gotta get her fucking hands dirty.
11:37 nepo baby? that's i think that's too powerful bait to release on the world. i don't think you should release a message on blue sky that says is james bond's kid and nepo baby? because james bond is he's not he's a tool of the government, but also the government's fucking messing with him all the time, man i don't know if you've seen skyfall, but the government is like constantly fucking with them.
12:08 he's probably got like 30 kids. almost everybody he sleeps with in every james bond movie ends up killed or like coated in molten gold or like dropped out of an airplane or something. he might be without issue, man. they all have iuds. yeah, they're all empowered women named a lot of vagina.
12:35 which is an example of when austin powers actually toned that the thing that it's satirizing is more extreme than the satire. i'm sorry, but a lot of vagina is a more subtle name than pussy galore. unless in the 60s the phrase, the term pussy was so cat coded and very very rarely used in a genitalia context which would in that case i plead ignorance, but i mean pussy galore is crazy man.
13:12 i don't know, i don't know. i wasn't alive in 1967. i have no concept. damn. wings, basil? well, i stopped talking for eight seconds, so rip, bond. but i kept it up as long as i could. do you have an appointment? the name's bond. james bond. he's with me. you sound familiar. today's not about me. it's about you and the incident last month. james, it seems you've been exposing yourself to all of our employees.
14:02 you think it's about the incident with the detonator, but it's actually about someone's been pissing on the seat in the men's bathroom, james. you're on a visitor's pass, so you need to stick with me. how do you know it's me? they wrote james bond was here in the piss, james.
14:23 that could have been anybody. shall we shag now or shag later? alright.
14:57 she's literally your laoban, peter with some respect man. damn, suffering no fools today. do not speak to me quite a little. all i'm saying is, tasha, wode, laoban, did i stutter?
15:31 you're really enjoying this, aren't you? and you're not? not particularly, no. miss ponsonby. james bond here to see miss ponsonby? thank you, moneypenny. take a seat. oh shit. m will be ready shortly. the power broker. i didn't get a meeting agenda with the invite. wonder if you know why i've been called here. everything you need to know will be explored don't call me her little brother. don't say, don't say, what should
16:15 ta da... shao di di? to me? to me, you would say that to me? nothing you can share on that computer. i take offense to that. no, i'm afraid not. di di's already little. you don't have to say shao. yeah, but it hurts even more, bro. it's like, do you want a sweet circle or do you want a sweet, sweet circle? m. is that a code name? would be an odd surname, wouldn't it? what does m stand for then? you're very talkative, aren't you?
16:59 i'm just pressing the buttons that show up on the screen. perhaps we can limit the small talk. i'm sure m will be with you shortly. yes. me when i'm talking to nop. me when i'm talking to jkl would make a little bit more sense but lmnop, it rolls off the tongue so nicely. take a seat. so iceland.
17:35 is it really, is it as green as i've heard? i wasn't aware i was under mi6 command and i just chose not to take your advice. and i just chose not to take your advice, right? right, love? i'm james bloody bond.
18:08 i play by my own rules. up, back, and blow your bloody head off, mate! it's ring authority. i believe it's more a case of authority having issues with me. look, i know where this is going. you can spare me the velvet gloves. do you mind telling me why i'm here? in a spiritual sense, love. i would like you to join his majesty's secret service. i want to make you a spy. you what? mate? i want you to join my training program. though, i have to warn you...
18:46 it's unlikely you'll pass the tests. should you make it, i have to inform you that agents have a very short life expectancy. normal social life is near impossible. and if you do get caught, we will deny ever having heard of you. how does that sound? what's the downside? arnie's terrible. when do i start? now, moneypenny's waiting for you outside. she'll run through the details. average salary negotiation in today's labor market? yeah, put him through. you're dismissed.
19:27 i'm larping but, you know, am i wrong? tell me. who's sponsoring me? curious to know what happened in there. not in the slightest. the swag turned around. she hates me? you know how hr is. like you walk into the office, you're a stranger, you walk out of the office, you're like, damn, now i gotta see this guy every damn day. every goddamn day. makes the walk down a lot less awkward. you're in the program too.
20:08 just got assigned. i'll be the girl in the chair. i'm on step eight right now. quite excited about it. i've been reading up on the double ohs and i think the program deserves a reboot. well, so it's a new thing then. well, the other recruits have been at it for six months, so you have some catching up to do.
20:32 how's she walking like she got a saddle sore? did i already do that one before we restarted the stream? as i said, basic training and initial elimination rounds already concluded. only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far all of them have excelled. final exams are in six months and you'll have to ace all of them to qualify for field duty. i hope there's no rads or tests. greenway. training instructor. missions above people and orders above principals sort of guy.
21:02 judging from your profile, i'm sure you'll get along splendidly. anyway, i'm sending you to the mi6 training facility in malta where you'll be joining the other recruits. your flight's waiting for you, so you better get a move on. break your legs. damn, there's a perk. the flight's waiting for me? you guys buried the lead on that one. john greenway. yes, and you're late. i mean, i didn't fly the plane, man. don't be mad at me. you just gotta go to a flight tracker.
21:49 this dead ass not my fault. the air was choppy today. that's the training facility. scenic. you're not here for sightseeing. in fact... close those eyes. ...you shouldn't be here at all. the sooner you realize that, the better for both of us. no sightseeing. got it. about me being here, you'll have to take that up with them. already tried. she insists we give you a chance. looking at the back of people's heads like an edward yang movie. until you get bored or the work's too hard, i read your file.
22:30 to do this you need skill, discipline and above all, dedication. pure dumb luck will only get you so far. glad we got that covered, sir. what, ryan? damn, they got an nl here. i have to say he was kind of on the borderline. i wasn't sure if he was gonna get a ryan or a corey. i wasn't 100% sure. i made a judgement call. i guess that's why i'm here.
23:10 sas is here too. you really have a knack for stating the obvious. i'm just surprised. i didn't know they trained him fucking slow down bro things you don't know. could be someone coming the other way. come on this way. it was i so we drove but that guy beat us up. my grandmother does that better than you. i knew it man. i knew you guys go.
23:59 i don't wanna get pinned on my first day. imagine, dude, imagine though if you could just get on the fucking pull up bar and go crazy. shit. everyone meet our new star air crewman bond. so capable he could skip basic training. he'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills. monroe, will you do the honors? clothes combat? i didn't know this was project the runway.
24:39 i thought this was a damn james bond movie, not the devil wears prada. i own you little bro. well, it's not fair, he's got his watch on. can i get a dodge? can i get the dodge button? can you tutorialize the dodge button for me?
25:15 cressida, monroe is top of the class. yeah, when your opponent throws a punch you can put your hands up to block it. to pass basic. we still have to study for social engineering. well consider it a challenge cressida. you like those. you know what? try to evade your opponent's strikes and blows. i take two credits from both of you. you know, i do love a challenge. respectfully sir.
25:49 i think we'd be wasting our time. his master's only got one button, sir. there's no help for him. this is the scene where they wait till it's dark and then they beat him with a sock full of batteries. he's not like us, he's from bristol. yeah, go back home to bristol, mate. you're a long way from bristol. where are you guys from? cockney downs, east hackney. so yesterday was fun.
26:47 listen, i don't know who the hell is playing favors for you. obviously someone up high but you won't get any from me. better candidates were cut and as far as i'm concerned you should only be here if you've earned it. well you and greenway both. i feel like io is putting the flex on us. they had like the tape flapping in the car and now they're like check this out. check out how clean the animation looks when you walk down a slope. nobody's ever figured this out in video games prior to this. what the? crescendo.
27:20 boys? cressida's our top driver. yeah, she's on the wrong side of the car, lad. learn from the best, as they say. and you better learn fast. care to explain the car? 06 tbs? a classic. seen some real life action too back in her days. still a gorgeous drive. i bet. go on then, get in. do a lap around the island and get a feel for her. fast as you please. no speed limits here. let's do this. i'll come along. show you the course and give you a few pointers. don't crash.
27:52 great advice, man. go, go, go! if you want to prove monroe wrong, you need to up your game. slow down for the corners. good advice. nice traction there. use the handbrake for sharp turns. what a great set of wheels. i feel like i'm in the mall. ooh, that's a nice curve. and i'm not talking about octavia spencer. pretty solid for a first run. not too shabby. next time, let's see you go fast, please.
28:35 i'm in a montage. i didn't realize they put me in a real life in stream montage. all right, that's kind of swag. yeah, nice try. i tried to get below his fist. all right, so he's dead. i've killed him. he's like, yeah, i just simply dodged the attack.
29:33 now if the game had any courage, they would make you do that. course requirement is 30 seconds or less. get to the flag. you know the drill. yeah, yeah, i'm the guy who waves his hand and say, come on. i just got done painting the arrows onto the obstacle course. god, isn't that enough misery for one night? fastest american ninja warriors can do this in 30 seconds. i need someone who can do this in 30 minutes while getting sucked off. charge him, come on. i thought he was gonna kill me.
30:19 i thought i took his strava segment and then he was gonna kill me. damn, he's the third best you've ever seen. mogz. dancing through. impressive, james. this was eight seconds slower than your first attempt.
31:07 i like the implication that it took him like at least six hours to do 100 push ups like it went from day to night. 99. hit the targets along the way. shit. now we got skins on the guns. perfect shot. i'm out of ammo. okay, that's awesome. hold on. you two get in the ring. no, don't make me do this to corey. don't make me beat up corey and dan at the same time.
31:53 don't punch me in the back of the head. stop punching me in the back of the head. wait a second, i'm killing your friends. well, hopefully they don't all look like that. read the prompt, warriors don't read books. civilization four. whilst aiming, shoot legs to stagger. he's taken his gun. shoot hands to disarm? okay, that's kinda awesome.
32:56 hold and press g to throw the gun. i'm wasting time! wait, the animations are incredible. how about shoot heads to kill? bro, james bond doesn't start with a license to kill, he had to earn it for bad behavior. where? bond, you didn't. i didn't know what to do. i didn't want to be rude. okay. air crew, you're up. yes. are you serious about earning your place? i think we should be in it. you think we shouldn't. let's settle this. any dating horror stories you care to share?
33:36 you look like a man who's had a few. you think this is a joke. take it easy, mate. well, i thought you knew. i don't have to earn this. i can just get by on blind luck, right? who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your side? what do you say, mate? call it a day? okay. no more cake cuts! you broke my bed! i was waiting for the qte. oh, really?
34:35 so you're gonna kill me. you're gonna kill me because i faked surrender. someone stomped him is crazy. oh shit, no, no, not the food. if you had half a clue, you might actually be dangerous. those are being billed out to the taxpayer at like 300 pounds a meal. how did you even get here? you saw me take a plane, man. bro, we in the...
35:25 it's the end of black panther. jesus christ. shit is staged like rush hour 2, man. damn super soldiers. it's crazy that this is what your brain thinks happens when you get into an online argument. and now we're best friends.
36:40 i didn't do anything man!
37:18 i expected better from you. and monroe, if you want this mess, clean it up alone. all right, man, i think it might take me like 80 years. we destroyed like the whole building, man. i have to go get my red seal in minimum plumbing and electronics. congratulations. however, there is also the matter of your performance review. bond is immature and reckless.
37:55 guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty. he's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his child. why do good spies work for a bad government? you know what i'm talking about? it's been a pleasure, mom. i want to show you something. does this look infected?
38:36 drink verification can. neat trick. yes, i'd rather enjoy it myself. what's down there? you'll see, but first let me give you some context. it's been a while since i shaved. i've been heading in my six for 14 months now. tell me, how many terror attacks have we had on british soil in that period? as far as i know, none. dead agents? blown covers? i wouldn't know, ma'am. also none. how about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts? i'm gonna say none. countless. all right. this way.
39:10 i need to check your clearance sir. he's okay. there's no need but that's literally prince william. shit. never before have we had a success rate. i'm saying send buddy home get some sleep man. safety. you're the nation's first line of defense solution to such high standards. we are dead and unrivaled by anyone else in the intelligence community. cerebro. yeah, okay. that's that's a nice nod.
39:47 it's the james bond butthole.
40:13 since its activation, we've saved more lives, thwarted more attacks, fewer people... we call it grok. that was thayer. in iceland. in case you were wondering. guiding you every step of the way. and yet it was wrong. thayer gave you a less than 1% chance of success. you simply beat the odds. i didn't realize those were actual odds. we got them off calchi. still, you proved an important point of mine.
40:41 you see, i strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as heart and intuition in modern spycraft. in fact, that's the very reason i'm bringing back the double o's. oh, i heard you were cleared for advanced training? i am? you did an impossible thing. i would like you to do it again. and if i can't? well, then i don't have much use for you, do i? now get the hell out of my faraday cage. what did i miss? come on. i'll take you to q lab.
41:20 wait, he's real? watch that restores your foreskin. oh, the watch that restores your foreskin. chewing gum that makes your hair grow back.
41:54 not best we can do is farting motorcycle. wait, wait, wait. there should be like no queue and then we get bored and we wander over to something and pick it up and he goes like i wouldn't touch that if i were you. filled with the deadly nerve agent in it. oh.
42:29 where is q? oh, thank you. holy cow. is it full? oh my gosh. hey, kate got me. well, she, she partnered with gamer subs. she wants you to use code lovely momo. she gave me a gamer subs, lovely momo sticker covered shaker cup. you put it. yeah. it's not her cup. she just put her stickers on it. i mean, it's our cup. the cup is not branded her when there's an ad in the ad. there's no, it's not a sponsored stream.
43:14 pretty tasty though. dare i ask what this flavor is called? the flavor names, let's just put it politely, they run the gamut. i could be drinking, you know, pink lemonade or i could be like leaking cream pie or something like that. hey, can i get a flavor check on this one? what the fuck? what do you, that's, go check the store page, bro. oh, please don't be leaking cream pie because it tastes so good. it tastes so good.
44:05 where might i find q? down past the central platform. cheers. goodbye. goodbye, gary. shoot fire or something. do something cool. give me some easter eggs. yeah, yeah, go to gadget testing and see what they're working on. oh, shit! it's called a weed grenade. all the fun of smoking pot, none of the hassle. i'm guessing this is more than a lamp. correct. it's also a stun grenade. something flew right into your head.
44:49 and then a man drove boom take him down and down down and down down down down down down down down oh, i guess i'll just pour myself a nice glass of japanese whiskey. i would i wouldn't do that if i were you james. it's actually truth serum, isn't it? yeah, that's right truth serum sodium pentatol in it. don't say anything. i'll use my train of thought what is that? that is an impetus cube.
45:24 that's curiosity killed the trespasser. that shit is lighting her up, man. the good thing she wore her brown pants.
45:56 the cube that makes you shit. yeah, yeah, good idea. tweak the parameters. oh, so you need to double the velocity and triple the thrust, right?
46:17 just take your key. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
46:56 he was moving like a beatboxer. how's it going? welcome to the dream factory. it's as crazy as it looks. yeah, but that's the type of shit that they say when you start working at walmart. doesn't hold a lot of weight necessarily. have you been down to deep storage? i tell you some of this gold war stuff is ingenious for its time. i found this q, is that you? ted danson? and then at the end, james would be like, and what's this? remote detonator?
47:33 and then he goes, that, james, that's a pen. you should try using it sometime. right? guess what, james, you're gay now. yeah. that's right. he hits you with the gay ray. pick one. oh, you do.
48:30 may i see it? it's a longinus. it's a longinus, mate. it's a psycho. now you get a new one. honestly, if i was in a watch store and the salesman did that, 80% chance i'd be like, i'm leaving, 20% chance i would be like, damn, actually, that's kinda awesome. try that at the car dealership. i've already got a car. really? but now you need a new one.
49:19 honestly, i take navy blue in this situation. is my watch doing this?
49:42 it's my watch that's allowing well like this. okay little practice and it will become second nature it has a variable active range and a 360 reach angle to be honest. we haven't tested it to its limit yet oh, he did give me contact lenses too. you're right. yep. fuck your drone. i like it don't change a thing. oops. it must still be set to my profile. oh
50:09 well done, though. let me reset your watch to field mode. if it runs out of power mid mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available, such as the battery on the bench there. montgomery, we need a clean up over here. right away. ran out of the damn hacker juice, man. oh, but i'll just... i'll just get some more. i'll just get some more hacker juice. never mind.
50:43 and james, we've set your watch to game mode. you might find it more to your liking now. james bond. i've been monitoring you quite closely. the last time someone told me that, i had to leave the country in some haste. oh, which country? which time? dr. selina tan.
51:05 i'm in charge of tactical simulations. my department specializes in performance management and skill development. emails, mostly. you're working with shayna on a prototype based on the iceland incident. once the system is operational, i'd very much like you to have a go. i'm not sure. ever been one for nostalgia? you're intrigued, admitted. come and see me after training. i promise you won't be disappointed. you need this thing out on time, magda. first time? well, every time feels like the first time. welcome to q lab.
51:38 i've been making my way around. if you want to talk, you can just say hi. how's it going? welcome to the dream factory. it's as crazy as it looks. first day at firehouse subs when your manager starts talking like that. you all sorted? we're not making sandwiches here. i like to think that we're making life fuel, making energy that
52:14 people need to go see their families, get to work, get their job done, keep this country running. yes. if you're ready to leave, i'll brief you on advanced training. your keys. for? your digs. mi6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months. you're with creston and monroe. so we're not going back to malta? i show you this and you want to go back to bunk beds. it's a kill for a place like that. but yes, you'll be going back and forth between mi6 and malta for advanced training.
52:46 and when in london, you'll just have to slam it in bayswater. you're so skint, your dad's from ladsborough grove, mate. yes, you like it? stephen bright. foreign secretary bright. bond. foreign secretary. i was just dropping off a few boxes for a question. if i could really get a lin manuel miranda bit going right off the top, it would be an asset right now. it would be james bond, sir.
53:25 hey bond, welcome home. hey guys. hey, bond. you're living inside of a dollhouse, man. you've gotta check this place out. rooms are in the back. we left you the worst one. enter the hall to the left. monroe. the back? did he say back rooms? oh no, man. no! bond, in here. i've got something for you.
53:53 yeah, i hope you don't mind. i put a record on chris. i go look at the record player. it's the novits in record what have you got for me the key to your room obviously the best rooms already taken but the second best ones still free really yeah the bathroom is a mystery to me the keys on my desk. oh
54:21 when did you get here? about 40 minutes ago. you're already plastering the walls with study plans. we have a lot of work ahead of us, but not a lot of time. leave conversation. little less conversation, a little more action. it's for you. practically had your name on it. that meant to be a jab. well, this is me then. room with a damn view. that's for sure. this does beat the bunk beds. oh, monroe, are you hacking my laptop again? stop it. or not. or not.
55:04 little less conversation, a little more touch my body. yeah, what is that? why do i know that? game console. monroe has brought his old game console. that's ariana grande? maybe i know eight ariana grande songs. i know break up with your boyfriend cuz i'm bored. i know that one. ready? i tried to hack the tv remote.
55:39 i'm recharging my watch from the remote and the headphones. i said leave it. gotta love this watch. she's great, right? not bad at all. powerful thing this watch. act your tv bro. now you're watching river monsters. bond. best of luck. you want to try the game? take this card.
56:12 look at it for 10 seconds and try to memorize as much as possible. oh no no no no no. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. i can do this. time's up. yep. now, tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners. starts with shoot the devil. it was an umbrella and a stiletto shoe
56:50 it's umbrella and crown. umbrella and crown. and that's correct. we get those. you have to, i remember that you have to create a story. so it was like pistol, bullet, pitchfork. so i said, i shot the devil. and then the second one was like diamond knife skull. and all i thought about was that's what it would look like if you killed someone with an expensive knife in counter strike. and then the bottom to me was devil wears prada. it was like umbrella shoe crown or something like that. i just remembered devil wears prada, devil wears prada.
57:23 you guys ever seen the sam o'han movie close encounters of the spooky kinds? no?
57:49 i was gonna watch it this morning, but instead i played slave aspire. i think it might be tomorrow's movie. i think you know with the type of wave that i've been on lately, i think you know what i'd be putting up on the walls.
58:16 sorry, cress. i like the explosive and uncontrolled aesthetics. it's...inspiring. knew i could count on you, mate. if that poster goes up here, your shoes go in your room, monroe. those two things are completely unrelated. he's actually right, though. this is good. i could practice my characters on this one. tell you, i got a long way to go. don't really recognize any of them. don't recognize any of them at all. let's go eat. thank god i'm starving. hi, there's a decent indian just around the corner.
58:52 there's just enough time before we head back to malta. monroe? 47% pure protein is a crazy vibe. what's the other 53%, man?