wake up honey, new Dark Pictures game just dropped (Directive 8020)

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0:00 audits directive 8020 new game in the dark pictures anthology. although i have read that it's not really it doesn't really have as much of the the bookkeeper.
0:12 i'm trying to avoid saying the librarian to avoid confusion, but you know the the page master whatever the guy the andy serkis guy with the shaved sides peaky blinders get up doesn't have as much about him in the game because it doesn't fit with the science fiction aesthetic. wasn't really a problem when we were doing the game with will poulter and the witches or something like that. the archivist!
0:38 the archivist. anyway, we're gonna embark on our own single player story here. always a good day when a new supermassive game comes out. but can i also say it's crazy to me, the release schedule on these is crazy to me. sometimes there will be like two of these that come out in one month.
0:55 then i feel like it's been at least a year and a half two years since the last one it might have been four years since the one since house of sand like when when did house of sand come out? i feel like i was not even in this office select difficulty forgiving challenging real time threats are deadly but can be fought off with defensive parries critical button presses can appear without warning stay alert and
1:24 real time threats are lethal with reduced opportunities for defensive parries. critical button presses are fast and brutal. so i'm gonna say something, i play these games as cinematic analogs. i don't really want it to be so lethal that i have to be focused 100% of the time. because here's the thing, if i make a choice and a character dies, that's the game. that's why you play the game. if i'm doing a stealth section and a character dies because of like a game mechanic where a ghost
1:51 spotted me when i stepped into the light, i'm gonna be like, that just deprived me of being able to see where this character could have died when i made a wrong choice later. so i think we'll go on custom. new story. i want to explore the story as i go or i want to live and die as my decisions. by my decisions, i should say. unlimited use of turning points lets you rewind and correct your mistakes. well, i don't here's the thing.
2:22 i don't really, here's what i'm gonna say. i'm the type of guy who's not gonna rewind unless something goes, like i'm not gonna be like, i made the choice and they died as a result of the choice, let's rewind it. but again, if i just get bitten by a monster in like a stealth section and then that character's done forever, i think we should be able to go back on that.
2:48 basically, i'm saying i don't trust the devs because i read the press release that said this is more of a game and less of like a telltale style narrative game because they have they they ish i don't know how much of it is salesmanship, but they issued a statement that was basically like they're shooting sections and like horror game sections now where you can die. so be careful stars for a new home only one help promise tao said ef
3:11 our objective? survey the planet from orbit to prepare for the arrival of our sister ship. so chad, i will turn on subtitles. the problem is i'm worried about hitting escape and it's skipping the opening scene instead of putting us in a settings menu. or so we thought. nostromo, assshot. wearing your influences on your sleeves, dan o'bannon. star wars episode i and new hope, how droll, niles.
4:04 there's a whole lot of her beak in this game, man. don't say with musical guests, because that shit got me thinking about bobby moynihan. it's got me thinking about bobby moynihan every single time. i know you can hear the voice in your head. bobby moynihan! how i sleep knowing i'm 4900 elo in counter strike 2?
4:36 wait, i saw dan! i don't know if you can see the picture. the guy in these games who always looks like dan is confirmed in this. i just saw him on the polaroid. alright, well this... you know... wait, hang on one second. i'll violate my settings menu suggestion for this, for sure. we want to see audio and language. streamer mode on, even though i'm sure that the non licensed music probably sucks.
5:09 no disrespect. maybe it'll be mishima by philip glass. i don't know. subtitles on, closed captions? why not, man? video, yes, man! video game sounds! that's what i'm talking about. this really changed the vibe. spider man music. i'm gonna say it. i think white is in a losing position in that game. king in two pawns loses to king knight in seven pawns.
6:05 oh no, he's not along for this world. the humble canadian bonsai enthusiast. he's gonna say he's from vancouver. sims? nah bro, this is directive 8020. what was that? it has to be alarming when you hit something in space. are you not remotely alarmed? not yet, are you? it sounded like a hull impact. she literally said i don't care, do you?
6:55 chances are pretty low low, but not zero. i like this is representation though they've got a real canadian voice actor time one time you are never going to live down that's not good complex port side yeah, man, that's right we're only 72 hours from orbit. let's stick to procedure and take a look ourselves. oh
7:31 it's the type of local reporter the cbc news be throwing to. let's speak to the computer or fix it ourselves. well, i... listen, let's see... we got the machines for a reason, man. use the mouse to make your decision. you're right. it would be smart to get further data before taking action. roundabout way of saying good idea, sims, but i'll take it. okay? lead the way. it's 80 20. can't we just...
8:06 can we just go here and be like computer what's the problem? also it might be 6,000 years in the future but you can't separate a saskatchewan native from their bunny hug men. you really think you've got chance? i've got a master plan. stalemates. carter and sims played chess to pass the long years away from home. i'm telling you this is not or maybe it is a stalemate bro i guess i can't read the board at this jaunty little angle. this is the one time in human history the magnetic chess set has actually been useful.
8:49 you aren't playing that shit on row 32j. cuz i've been there. but it could be worse. do you ever have like the travel edition of like monopoly where you try to the there's like the little holes in the board and then you got the peg on the piece that you can make? there's no way that's happening on via rail, bro. it's not gonna happen. deck of cards on a greyhound bus? maybe. maybe. bonnie mcbonsai face?
9:25 thomas carter bookmarked files. daddy in space. wait, wait. they love to do this cheeky little like, hey it's a kid's drawing but also this is everything that's gonna happen in the story, bro. they love to do it. boring ass room. you wouldn't make it on the nebuchadnezzar. we're doing the right thing, right? this is why we have emergency procedures. you sure you're okay? you sure you're okay? i'm fine. it's just now is the perfect time for things to go wrong.
10:15 lucky we're here to make sure they don't then hey you always know the right thing to say after you after me i don't like that they made a which is eh in the hay, but you know what? i'll take the canadian representation where i could get it all i need is like one reference to the national hockey league yeah, this this breach is worse than what happened to fucking diane vladar during the canes series last week. oh
10:49 8,000 years ago, right? she is saying give me some space. okay. understandable. but i think vlader, he actually played pretty well, man. he actually played all right. the canes are just a bit of a wagon. gonna be a shame to see them losing the conference finals for like the ninth year in a row. or maybe they'll win the cup. you guys think rod brendamore is kind of like the canadian mike vrabel? real gym rat? lunch pail type guy? little bit?
11:22 i didn't say anything else. aim at blur and then use blur to activate. honestly, having known some people who were
11:34 let's just say, like astrophysics adjacent, aeronautical engineering adjacent, their musical taste really could be described as like royalty free elevator musak to be honest with you. that to me it seems like streamer mode is literally like more authentic. the cetus mission, sure man, i'm not worried about all that to be honest with you. you might think i'm kind of playing like i want to see everything in the game, i'm trying to figure out where to go.
12:08 i'm committed to unprecedented investments in the advancement of space travel and terra so out of breath, man. the cassiopeia will be the first manned exoplanetary survey mission with our ultimate goal skip ad. colony transfer. skip ad. and then it's denzel washington flight scene six of seven from youtube.com slash cool movies. i said, god help me because i drank it.
12:45 open the door with your utility strap. indicates you will not be able to return to this area. hold left mouse button to proceed. okay, well first off, in that case, we may as well explore more because you never know, bro. what hope does one woman have against the anger of the gods? a truly humanizing retelling of the tragic story of queen cassiopeia. now i'm playing it like hitman.
13:34 book with no author? it's written by generative ai, which means in many ways we all have a hand in having written the book. wait, this could be awesome? vertical washing machine? i never even thought about it, man. maybe because i have no idea how to build a washing machine now that i think about it. or really how they work at all besides, you know, in so much as i press a button and it turns on.
14:04 wait, wait, i have buttons i can press, man. objective leave c that's huge! do you press the q button to be reminded of what you have to do today? and then witcher vision, okay. that could keep me on task, man.
14:37 why are they so aggro at each other? you've seen sci fi movies, you gotta say something like, sorry, you know how i get after hypersleep or some shit like that. you know what the cryo sleep chambers do to me. remember that was us in summer 2021 for a couple weeks. bro, literally resign. you just have a king. you have a king versus four pawns, king, knight and bishop.
15:24 i can't imagine that this is silent if you turn streamer mode off. good evening, oracle. i would like a full situation report. a meteorite has penetrated my outer hull, puncturing through to the maintenance facilities on deck four. it's like every accent at once. i have disabled systems across the ship to conserve power and isolate damage.
16:02 can you deal with this? which is basically your entire reason for existing. can you deal with this, oracle? automated repairs have failed. damage containment is now my priority. when were you gonna tell us this? i'm telling you now, sims. churlish ass ai. is our mission at risk? my life support systems are intact. but i advise a systems reboot to provide an accurate damage report. oh man, if i'm on the spaceship, i ain't turning it on and off again.
16:31 wouldn't that make it harder for us to deal with the breach? i don't know, sims. but without a reboot, further damage could occur. so they programmed the robot to be so sarcastic, man. so he'd delay the reboot. we gotta talk about this a little more. like why would he kill this sassy ass robot, man? you're supposed to just be a tool to help us. well, if that's what you want. come on. by the way, i'm putting a lingering ass sign.
17:09 oh, they, i forgot they always do this thing. and i forget every single time. we will never see these characters again. this is the pre, the chapter before the chapter, the prologue where you go, hey, i'm really starting to get attached to these characters. and then they both die. and then we're on a spaceship that is like encounters this spaceship because there's a distress signal in deep space. should we go look for it? or should we continue with our original mission?
17:42 but can i say something? i'm betting the house, the robot is actually good. they're playing with the trope that the robot always goes haywire. i'm betting that the robot actually has our best interest in mind. guy who thinks he's smart because he always bets on the opposite of the obvious trope. investigate the hull breach. oh, how he didn't play for team canada and chose to play for team usa instead of the 1998 world cup of hockey.
18:20 sorry thomas, i took your line. you would not survive pretty little liars? is that the reese witherspoon one? is that the one that she's in? it's her and her bored ape and her crypto punk? that's big little lies. which one's pretty little liars? the whole area is on lockdown. we're not getting through here. this is me trying to go to london drugs in summer 2020. the lockdown should be hardwired to a nearby terminal. open your scanner, see what comes up. can you see the live wire? uh huh.
19:08 okay bossy. waiting in line for the grocery store type shit. when the line stretches from the self checkout all the way to the ice cream but then you realize it's only four people, they're just six feet apart from one another. by the way, we had to do what we had to do. i'm not saying it was bad, i'm not saying i'm literally probably more back so the average person in chat before you start putting that evil on me. i'm not saying it was bad that we were dealing with incomplete information. we didn't know what we didn't know back then. hey, chill.
19:48 that's a spatchcock chicken from america's test kitchen. what about this? a dude with an eight pack. that's a dude with an eight pack. that's literally where morpheus explains what the matrix is to neo. it was us who scorched the sky. history in the making. secrets of the universe. i see whatever we wanted. that's literally just tokyo, bro. corinth.
20:19 where humanity comes first. or sometimes not at all. i'm sorry baby, i didn't know it was your turn. oh christ! breached area ahead. is it? what's going on here then? no power i'm afraid. is it bad if i have austin powers in my letterboxd top 4? it literally makes you like, perhaps to a fault but makes you perhaps the most honest and least performative letterboxd user of all time. me again.
21:11 thought i'd say hi while i wait for the latest patch to download. it's weird. we've received three systems updates from earth in the past 24 hours. that's what i'm saying. they're encrypted, so i can't work out what they're all for. like, why the fuck does audible need to update, bro? why do we need so many patches? you just play an audio file. like, you don't need to update. i know you'll be shaking your head at me, but you're retired. i only have cards here to keep me sane now. as my mother, you have to support me. quirks and all.
21:46 i guess i should go and install this. love you, mom. send money. she's saying send money. why is the video 5 fps? well, because this is like a big corporation. they have a contract with microsoft teams. they're not able to just use video calling through discord. they have like mandatory minimums and stuff like that.
22:11 also actually i had an update to audible like two days ago. first update in audible history that actually did something because and i don't listen to this if anybody here works for audible i believe that you know how to fix the problem but there are structures in place on the corporate level that stop you from pushing them okay. i set i push play all right on an audiobook and then i go custom timer two hours when i set the timer the sleep timer for two hours
22:40 it pauses the audio. why would you ever want that? it doesn't make sense that you would ever be like, i'm turning on my audiobook, let me have my sleep timer go on and then have to hit play again. but the last update made it so that when you hit play and then you hit the sleep timer, it doesn't pause. i appreciate that. just in time because i canceled my subscription like three days ago, but it doesn't run out for
23:14 another week and a half or something like that. looks like it penetrated through there. i think it's bad when this happens to your spaceship personally. you listen to an audiobook for a quarter of your sleep? nah, like the air pod falls out of my ear like three seconds into stage one of sleep. but it does still just keep like talking about the secrets of the renaissance world into the air, just into the open air.
23:50 find the hull breach on the ship's cameras. it's not there, man. okay, it's here. yeah, there's the hull breach, bro. that's the one. there it is. it's the hole in the top of the ship. looks like the breach weapon hasn't fired. figures. did you hear what sounded like a little demon? a little demon walking on metal or something like that? the whole hole, yes.
24:28 we're living in a hul hul! gotta get out of this hul hul! matthew stafford, veneer merchant? yeah, you're probably saying some shit like blue 22. blue 22!
25:07 i can't really be mad. i guess it's about as fast as you can walk in space. why is there no secondary safety system? budget cuts. we can't fix the whole spaceship tonight because uh budget cuts. you know what i'm talking about? how you walk when you're drunk in front of your parents.
25:46 we should probably check the ftl antenna. roger that, console's just here. boys and their video games. looks good to me. optical terminal is intact. transmission speed is dipped. our wi fi! this is what they want the pilot to do when the in flight wi fi stops working. let me just check the message logs. hey baby, we miss you already. and we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are. what you're doing is...
26:28 i know you had second thoughts, but it's the right thing. it's the right thing to be three trillion light years away from your family. the future with you. good luck among the stars. good luck, daddy. good luck. how many times have you watched that one? i lost count last christmas. we're expecting a new batch in a few days when the rest of the crew wakes up. we've waited long enough. antenna's fully functional. that's good news for the mission.
27:01 can you imagine stafford's face if we woke up to mission failure? i can imagine a smile. i'm not angry. just disappointed. oh, man. listen, listen, listen. don't listen. all right. can i... she's got a certain martin short type quality. don't say... i'm just saying! how's not the time to take in the scenery? you think she looks like me? she just takes after her mother.
28:06 impact must have boiled the water and caused the rupture. doesn't look too bad. yeah, there's a hole in the spaceship. if we fix the sealant system it should fix that too. i'm sorry, like... let's keep moving. i guess i've never been an astronaut but a big fucking hole in the spaceship seems like... that's kind of like an all hands on deck type situation to me. it does... it looks really bad. thank you for validating me. i mean there's fucking sparks coming out of it. we're nearly there.
28:44 you know what? i guess i will say, you'd rather this happen to your spaceship than to your airplane. because if this happens to your airplane, you are fucked, buddy. this happens to your spaceship. i mean, like, sure, some shit's probably getting in, some shit's getting out, but like, what's what are you it's not like you're gonna crash. what are you gonna crash into? there's nothing to there's nothing around. you just said it loo you just said it didn't look that bad! that's a fish, bro.
29:26 could have squirted a little. spaceships do that when they're under distress. the override ports are right there. looks like they're about to play kerplunk. i did the job. can we go home now? agreed. back to the airlock. end of an era, huh? huh? and the start of a new one. and the start of a new one. aren't you excited to see our future home? yeah.
30:29 i just wish we could see it up close. like boots on the ground close. you're blazing the trail, man. it all starts with us. well, it's taken long enough to get here. gotta be worth something. stop moping. live in the moment, like me. each day, one step at a time. you always see the bright side. you always find a way to see the bright side. mom taught me that. you can't always control what happens, but you can control how you react to it.
31:02 i can control the muscles in my face, so i use them to smile. it's hard to though, sometimes. that's why i try to focus on the night. have you been numbed from the dentist or something? the past guides us to the future. but what really matters most is us right here, right now, fixing this shit. and it's the only place i wanna be. loving this energy, carter. he is, we need to get him inside before you crash out. you can't relegate us to coffee making, you two.
31:36 you're not supposed to have an existential crisis on the spacewalk. you're supposed to dissociate to get the task done and then have your existential crash out like in your own quarters in zero g. i got more growing pains than maggie. who's smiling now?
32:14 oh, she's farting. i'm so ready for my first qte. told you, told you. always living in the moment. i jumped. i jumped. quirky. i love her. she's so crazy.
32:53 literally the worst possible death flying into space. nope. um flying into space with no youtube about that nutty putty cave would be worse i would rather fly off into space than be stuck in nutty putty cave turning points map out major story beats and bread and also she could have lived she could have just ambiently floated to the planet we were going to anyway and then she she could have been standing there on the surface going like what took you so long she could already built like a fucking
33:31 you know, like cafe or something like that. she'd be drinking like a matcha latte. what took you so long? map out major story beats. rewind to previously unlocked turning points to switch story paths. you can also use turning points to track secrets. this is a turning point. if you want to try another, if you want to kill her, if you want to see what it would look like if she died, you could go back. that's all right. we're chill. should we tell earth? okay, wait, wait, wait.
34:10 i wouldn't normally pause but that's fucking funny. you think in like 3,000 years they're gonna dig up nutty putty cave and be like a person of great honor was entombed here? this must have been an important ceremony. we can handle this. didn't they blow it up with like a grenade or something? didn't they throw a grenade down there so nobody else could ever get stuck in nutty putty cave? i'm sorry, what is zero of 44 skulls mean? is that good? is that good or bad?
34:45 oh shit. bro, your spaceship has two fucking holes in it.
35:13 remember when i was reading fracture and repair and there was that chapter on kintsugi. oh, yes. i remember bro why be an active listener at least let her finish your sentence that's wonderful except i'm pretty sure kintsugi is for pottery up plants damn sims. he said clear comms. are you okay since civilization pirates
35:58 and we're talking sid meier, you might as well handle the whole ovra. crew complex? i mean, not so far. not so far, they seem a little one dimensional to be honest with you. find sims. wow, first place i would probably look? maybe the glowing blue chevron on my heads up display. sims? is that you?
36:53 child's laughter almost never a good thing on a spaceship. that is not funny. i don't appreciate the joke. sims. no man, she hasn't been posture maxing. i probably asked if she's okay. sims are she hits the with the michael jackson. he's gonna turn around and be like talk to me. i know it's been tough for you out here, but i thought you were past this. i'm here for you.
37:41 never forget. just going to go wake dr. cooper. damn, she got the fucking legendary mace, bro. she got loot. i'm weak to electrical damage. last time i'm taking my ass to fuel junction. sounds like she dropped something down the stairs.
38:47 does he have a certain david schwimmer quality to him? well, she's camping me. it's like trying to avoid seeing your mom on the day you get your report card.
39:41 did she hear me? she hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
40:58 okay, i actually did get a little bit scared there. can anyone recap the story for me? our spaceship blew two holes in it and she's sus. we're the only two people on it. also, we're both about to die one way or the other. and then everyone's gonna wake up from cryo sleep and be like, what happened here? is she an imposter? she might be an imposter, but she's clearing herself, which i'm told is not a reliable way to know who's sus and who's not.
41:53 she did tasks. she literally did not do, i did all the tasks. she did none tasks. she keeps saying that. she's the one with the damn plus two to lightning damage mace, bro. like it's literally shooting sparks off the walls. crew quarters, bro. i mean the way this game is going, i'm more concerned about crews holes.
42:45 what the fuck? no, this is the worst time possible for a windows update! use the bonsai. grab the bonsai and hit her over the head.
43:22 we were repairing an impact to the hull. we separated to repair different areas of the ship, but then... she's doing more damage to me than a fucking farmer's rat from timbs. and this is normally where we would see the archivist walking through the... walking through the hull as well imagined dragons plays. he forgot to hit send. so annoying, you know, the whole group chat is just like they see his face with like dot dot dot next to it.
44:06 and they're like, it's been fucking hours, man. what the fuck are you typing in there? war and peace? little star. end of episode one. little star. i know big star, man. september girls. that 70s show theme song. two days before lunch. in loving memory of bill. funeral cake kind of crazy. i wasn't sure you'd be here. i wouldn't miss it for the world. curfews starting early tonight.
45:27 the met says there's a storm building over the atlantic. could be dark for a few days. even in the future you can only talk about the weather. that shouldn't affect the launch, though. sometimes you look just like him, you know? that's called genetics. no, it's more than that. it's the way you carry yourself. makeup, hair, yeah, posture. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself. it's the way you carry yourself
46:07 pop out of the cake. it'd be so awesome to introduce someone as your dad's co worker and then be like, oh yeah.
46:33 oh, we were away on a business trip together. where? oh the fuck? towsetti. the closest habitable star with earth like conditions. they'd be like, oh shit! i thought you were in like fucking chicago or something. i didn't hear what you said. what they want us to do is a lot to ask of someone. i understand your concerns, young, but what if we really got to lose?
47:11 you know, i look at you now and i see that kid flying wild into the sun. that was a long time ago. when your father and i see, like the aura from that sentence is so crazy. he never once panicked, just treated it like any other job. well yeah, i'd be panicking if you lost the o2 tank. the co2 tank, i could just get you another one, man. just breathe out.
47:40 i asked him how he could be so relaxed and he just turned to me and he said never forget why you start never forget why you started never forget why you started he'd have all the answers i can't even cut the damn cake never did figure out how to eat one of these things bill present day yippie
48:40 heart rate 72. little high. temperature 97.2. little, little high on my... what's her hrv? sleep score? take it easy. you'll feel groggy for a while. no shit. oxygen saturation 95%. low sats, she's dropping. traction nominal. look up. halo ass. pupils equal. we just erased your memory. you belong to the company now. good morning, young. this is catheryn sims.
49:29 shouldn't be here. well that is standard procedure, but this isn't a standard situation sims what's wrong? you read stafford and i were woken up automatically by the ship he's trying to reach the sleep technicians now sims so wake ups on me. you read what's going on? what's going on? i think we're reading multiple system crashes. i've been trying to establish why thanks. where are we we're in space. we're supposed to be within range of the marker and decelerating for orbit. i
50:15 weaking the second pilot now. damn, she can float. oh, man.
50:33 i bet zero g sucks ass. i bet you get fucking sick of it pretty quick. i bet you realize pretty damn quick that we were kind of like, you know, meant to have a certain degree of gravity.
50:59 can you take like one step back? bro, we haven't even found the sims yet! oh shit. i can already see poor lad's got a hydroseal the size of a lemon. it's terminal. not bad, y'all.
51:47 he did say corn. that's why we dissected our mission statement and then scattered it across the terminals throughout the sleeping chambers. wait, this is the same fucking message, bro. it's like when you're in line for despicable me minion rush at universal studios and they start playing the groot trivia again. yeah, i'm lost. big dog.
52:22 how you feeling? like the hangover from hell? carter, sims, do you read? not lately, i've been watching a lot of videos but it was my new year's resolution. dumbass, you didn't have the 10 ghz communication frequency on. where the hell are you two? this is audible. i read you sir, we're in engineering. the ship suffered a minor hull breach so we're running diagnostics and making the necessary repairs as per protocol. how bad are we talking?
53:02 we're still running diagnostics. once we're done, we'll provide a full damage report. gut feeling. oh, there's a hole in the side of the ship, sir. anything we need to jump on? we're trying to establish that line. our orbital window is in one hour. have you made engine preparations? i've been a little busy with the hole in the ship, sir. no pressure. the damage from the hull reached a priority. understood. we'll prep the engines ourselves. understood. you're fucking fired. apologies we weren't there to wake you, sir.
53:37 can you confirm how many of you are awake? just the fourth flight crew. we'll wake the others in over at s plan. she got the nefarious getup. let's go check on mitchell. the ezio fit. it's dan! he's he's fucking faded, man. this is what he's gonna be like on his first stream back. he's he's still in there. you can see from his smile. oh, man. whoa! you okay? just snoozing.
54:22 four years of sleep wasn't enough, huh? whenever you're ready, kiddo. oh, shit. four years of sleep sounds like me when i see that he's hit a tarkov vein on the always on channel. rise and shine, sleeping beauty. and to what do i owe the honor of this royal welcome? there's been a hull breach. what did you say? maybe dan never had that haircut irl. it would explain why our oxygen processing is down. that sounds... bad? sound of control.
54:57 but we're only an hour from the marker. young, eisley, begin engine checks in preparation for orbit. i'll take mitchell, then we'll reboot the co2 scrubbers. how about i save some oxygen and go back to sleep? come on, we have jobs to do. the voice doesn't sound right coming out of my friend's body. you feeling alright? uh, kinda weird. feels like i went to sleep only yesterday and now i have a headache four years in the making. it's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another.
55:33 it's a little twitchy. you know i love your jokes. you know i've always loved your jokes like that. got your belt buckle on backwards, buddy.
56:14 how much you bench? retirement isn't for me. or do we go... he should be saying something like, yeah, i just can't wait. i just can't wait to be on my back deck overlooking the mountains. cup of coffee in my hand, my family around me. should be saying some shit like that.
56:50 just one day from retirement. my duty is to serve. it's all i've ever known. i'm the luckiest commander in the corinth ranks, with the best team i could have asked for. there's no other crew like us. yeah, your work life balance is shot. a damn tragedy. what's your take on anders? bit of a late replacement, huh? you trust her? he's got the mumps, man. i trust the recruitment process. i trust the corinth recruitment process. if mcnamara was the best,
57:29 and this is a close second, especially given koopa's seal of approval. koopa? i guess so. eisley, we're almost at hydroponics. head over when you're done. damn, they got the sims, they got mario, they got dan. okay, remind me why we're here. because the technicians didn't do their jobs. people need to bring the reactor to full power. you know, i've never flown something with a reactor this size. you aren't worried it might pop?
58:05 and we're gonna science the ship out of this. i'm opening up my messenger system. it's dark as hell in hydro. why are we seeing things?
58:32 is he talking like a rapper or something? it's dark as hell in a hydro? i support you. give me two secs, i'll get the lights. your feelings are valid. it'd be great if we could get the lights on asap. yeah, it was good to shout. i see you now are down in the reactor room. no, you're not one for small talk. how's she getting on? tried. i know. small talk isn't exactly her forte. and i appreciate it. she wasn't made second in command for her small talk. lul!
59:11 you will, she's one of the good ones. how about you, carter? you doing okay? how's it looking down there? need any support? you need any support, winky tongue out? eh? sims? you both okay? stafford's worried about you. oh. whoa, whoa, whoa. last rebel. damn. she typed without realizing and i could see that she's typing and now she can't pretend not to have read it. the reactor should have spun up earlier. we'll need to redirect auxiliary power. can you access that console?
59:59 the oracle is suggesting we redirect power from the landing systems. just as well, considering we're not landing. alternatively, we redirect power from fire control. yeah, i'm gonna say we deactivate the landing computer but keep the fire control for now. landing systems temporarily disabled. there we go. you're gonna need to land? bro, i'm not landing, i got the imposter among us on the ship! if i land, the whole civilization could be fucked. thanks for the reminder.
1:00:48 hey, sit there long enough, you'll grow roots. bite me. willy. no, it's good to see you taking care of your mental health. engines are prepped and the power plant is fully operational, commander. we're ready for orbit. excellent. good work, eisley. can you guys keep it? can you keep it down over there? given the circumstances, i'd say they're both performing well. aren't they just? that tree was a neat addition. it's good to have a reminder of home.
1:01:23 actually, it measurably reduces the load on our oxygen scrubbers. plus its canopy serves as an effective dust filter. but yes, i had a hawthorne just like it in my garden back at home. it's actually a cutting. a little piece of you. i'm glad you're with us, eisling. this ship is all of you. you should be proud to sail aboard it. it's definitely like 99% steel and aluminum. long ass joke, man. i must say, i'm disappointed with our sea technicians.
1:02:02 i'd expected more efficiency from them. you think they should have been there to wake us? i'd like to know why they thought the repairs were more important. oh, there's a hole in the chimp! i'd like to check their service logs. i accept this. very well. because i know that they're sus. but eisley, do remember that we're all a long way from home. we sure bro's not retired? he just woke up from a four year nap. he's busy looking at the damn tree. when the roomba's sus? oh shit. imagine.
1:03:20 you don't need to break the room, bro. just put it next to a flight of stairs. it'd be swag to die in outer space.
1:03:55 gosh, i don't know. i'd be dead. no, i meant with my body. if i had died, would you just pop the airlock and send me floating out into space? i'd be doing some weekend at burney's ship for sure. company guidelines state no littering in orbit. that definitely includes your dead arse. cold blooded. actually, hydro.
1:04:22 you'd make perfect fertilizer for the shrubbery. you know, like a back to nature kind of thing. i could visit every night and fill you in on the latest. but don't go dying just yet. all for you, i'd go for permission. freeze drying. seriously?
1:04:41 yeah, it'd be kind of fun. put you into an airtight bag, stick you out into negative 270 degrees, shake you around a little until you shatter into a million pieces. with that one coworker who's a little too dumber? finally ground young. oh, hey. wait, hold on. let's just both stay alive. no dying intended.
1:05:03 you were like, what would you do with my body and then she did not ask and you were like i basically break you into like a trillion pieces. there were no signs. he always lit up a room. he was just like anybody and he was so handsome. he was so handsome. he was too handsome to be a serial killer.
1:05:43 if you gotta go, just go. it's not gonna disappear. next recording buffering. okay, that's a very embarrassing shot to be honest. yeah, i remember this. i played it about 12 minutes ago. shit looked like a house in 1977.
1:06:36 wait wait, this is where things went wrong. no, don't go just out of frame. don't go just out of frame. it's recording buffering. please drink verification, kayn. that's us, man. little hot dog still in their wrapper. eh.
1:07:36 that was the alien. shit, did you guys hear that fucking alien? alright. you guys think if you're married they could have you sleep in the same pod? maybe you can sleep better in like uh... in separate pods. i don't know. i might take a fence to be on. i get it. i guess i say i fucking get it. i mean four years of sleep? oh shit. damn, she's locked in, man. it would be great until she steals the blanket for four years. oh, you would wake up cold as fuck for sure. absolutely.
1:08:36 then she starts telling you about the four year long dream she had where you were not very nice. and you gotta be like, damn. damn, three and a half years of me being an asshole in your dream? that's crazy.