Oh, so I can't play cards？ OK then! (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:01 call that slave aspire 2 1. dars gumbo... don't fucking do... yeessss!!! guys, just give it to me straight. what's the best starting deck upgrade on the... on the necrobinder? it's bodyguard by a mile? i guess it's two block, but it also gives you two damage. i do feel like none of them are good. that being said, there's no back button, so... i do think there's a case to be made that maybe it's a strike, but it's also a block that persists. yeah, not if you get hit.
0:57 thanks for your help though. touché. hey, maybe this guy's good out of the box, man. i don't think i can avoid taking a negative pulse this early. negative pulse is a common that feels like it should be an uncommon. it's that good. now, production is obviously good, but to me, i mean, to me, it just seems like you go crazy on oasty attacks, bro. like, give me... oh, i can't afford that one? well, give me this one then. how about that? and then a colorless reward that gives me production.
1:52 you obviously take splash, a rainbow ring and another oasty attack bro. obviously another poke and then in classic slay the spire 2 fashion we make it to the first boss having never actually fought any real enemies and realize our deck doesn't do anything which is cool okay. i'm waiting to bring back the millennial, the woke scolding drug dealer
2:30 and now that they have a name, i hope you'll embrace the character a little bit more. but i'm waiting to bring them back until i fight the aeon glass. okay, i guess i don't get to play any cards, okay? no, no, no, no, that's fine. i guess i made a mistake. i guess i made a mistake adding cards to my deck thinking i would play cards to do damage and block. delays, all right. you're fucked, lad. you know what? you lads are fucked too.
3:13 this guy's just you bro? i'm four snakes coming out of a wooden dock? seems a little insane. what a fucking awesome card to get out of splash there. that was crazy. they're eels? eels are fish, bro! pay attention. my kid is actually... so i have necessary context for this. i have a degree in biology from an elite canadian post secondary institution. my kid is mogging me in animal knowledge.
3:54 the other day she came home and she said, do you know sharks have no bones? i said, what? that's not true. she said, yeah, they're made out of the same stuff as your nose and ears. and then i said, oh, cartilage. and she went, yeah, cartilage. and then she said, except for whale sharks. and i was like, damn, what the fuck are they teaching you at summer camp? that's crazy. is it shark week? like what's going on? you're learning like hyper specific information about sharks that you had no concept of when you left this morning. pass for a beast like me.
4:32 it actually might be shark week. it's in the summertime, i know that much. around here is snark week. yeah, every week. i should have waited on that shit. no, that was bodyguard, never mind. i thought that was summoned forth. idiot. sure, man, sure, that's all right. and then you die. and then i hit you and then we bring back two of these. there's gotta be none, i'm afraid. got a tight ass deck right now. just gotta figure out how to make it work.
5:35 i don't want you to die, so i'm gonna keep you alive. but i really wanted to play that unleash, i really did. something's gotta give though. we're chilling. hit him with this. you will not kill my oste. a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile. 13 damage. you're doing nine damage. are we gonna roll you over? we're not gonna roll you over this turn. that's just not gonna happen. in that case, give me the most damage i can do and then we'll roll you over.
6:28 delay for next turn, smack ya. still good. oste still lives, which means we can still get off a killer unleash. i thought it was based on his max hp. not bad, y'all. still, i mean, it's all right. don't have to hit him too much harder. 36 damage, get a life, man! or get a death. i mean, more delays the better. you play bodyguard first and then go in on this fella.
7:26 exhaust all your status cards. yeah, i don't think that's gonna be too relevant man. free rocket punch seems really good though. we are riders on a mission action superstition rocket punch guys ever watch nickelodeon. i'm really relying on you knowing nickelodeon in the year 2000 i don't remember much about rocket power except for the theme song, but i will say i
8:02 i always remember they were like, they were doing, they started something as a team, but then one of the guys got like way too into it and became too bossy. and then all the other people in rocket power were like, i don't want to do this anymore. i don't want to do this anymore. and then the bossy guy went, there's no i in team. and then the kid who looked like drew carey, you know, you know, the chubby kid who looked like drew carey had the 1950s haircut.
8:28 he went, yeah, there's no i in team, but there is a p u in group and you stink. and watching that as a kid, i was like, oh my god, this is the greatest writing that's ever existed in any media property ever. i feel like a dredge into a delay could go crazy. relic that's always bad or card that always sucks. that simple. mob bank is goated. you when i explained to you that money only has utility when you spend it,
9:19 you when you explain to me that having more money allows you to get more utility when you choose to spend it. me explaining to you that i will forget that i have mob bank and just immediately remove a strike at the closest shop that exists to me. yeah, bet you feel silly now. well, i gotta kill you. i guess i'll play all my cards actually. i'm gonna kill you quick. free money until then though. but it's not, it has to do something. it has to do something. otherwise, i don't want free money.
10:08 i'm not gonna bring back all my zero cost cards. at some point you're gonna want to bring back a splash for sure. okay. yeah, rocket punch still pretty good i think. i think i'd rather do that. finally they announced the cast of the stewie spin off. who's playing stewie? oh don't tell me. seth macfarlane. yeah! i do think chiblee could play him. but seth macfarlane could never play chiblee's dad. that's why chiblee's the goat. hey dickhead!
11:21 yeah, how about you don't fucking kill me? yeah, yeah, you ever think about that? numb nuts. fucking idiot, get a load of this guy. who are you pointing to? i'm trying to point into the screen. pointing into the screen. i'm breaking through the fourth wall, but from the other side, i'm like a guy in the movie theater getting into the movie instead of someone from the movie being like, hey, you're in the theater.
12:08 the fourth wall goes both ways, man. that's all i'm trying to say. gamma blast. we fucking live, man. shit. we die to the exact change and we go again. yes! the torment is good, but i mean transforming cards, you don't like strikes and defense, man. get them out of here. meow. talking like lightning mcqueen, bro. no haptics today? i told you.
13:09 the haptics are, we have to preserve the battery on them because on friday we're doing super battle golf with the haptic vest on. this was all covered in the syllabus. easiest choice of my life. and it's going to be the greatest day of my life because it'll be the only time in super battle golf that getting hit will make me feel normal instead of insane. so i would be saying some shit like, shoot me more. i'd be talking like ryback. how do you know ryback? balls got to stick together, man. it's that simple. it's that shrimple.
14:22 give me hemokinesis. he does look just like you. i mean, honestly, when i put on my peloton bib in the morning, that's how i feel. i feel like ryback. now, are we vulnerability posting here? i don't think so, even though this card is really good. i think it's just gotta be a pommel. you have a peloton branded bib? no, it's just a bib i wear on the peloton. it's not branded peloton. it's branded the black bibs. and then i got one that's branded
15:11 pearl izumi that cost five times as much as one of the black bibs. and i think to be honest with you, and cyclists who are dentists who have spent their net worth this year on bibs, plug your ears for your own protection. i think that the i've worn every single one of the bibs 40 times. i think that the black bibs are better. now they might fall apart faster than the pearl izumi, but they're more comfortable.
15:42 and per luzumi, if you want to shut me up, there's an easy way. there's the business inbox. but then there's an even easier way. stop making your bibs cost 220 canadian dollars. like, i mean, it's clothes you wear on an exercise bike. like, where do you get off? where the fuck do you get off, bro? $220? for a little piece of, uh, i don't even know what it's made of? is the thread made of platinum? it's made out of video cards and hard drives. so maybe they have a point, but...
16:32 mocked. and now we continue the mogging. we might get our ass beat, man. you need the right nude for better aerodynamics? rip you if your aero profile's better in the nude, man. physics understander. no disrespect or whatever. you said it. don't be mad at me. you fucking said it. read a book, okay? i lived, bitch. sell me on this. sell me this card. it's rare. you know, that's a... it's honestly a pretty good sell.
17:35 stampede plus mangle, but that's a pretty good sell too. it's sparkling. you know what? until now i never even noticed that has a little like an underglow on it. like ciara's cadillac escalade in the o music video. all right, i'm trusting you. draft an unrelenting, it'll go crazy. i'm looking for unrelenting. i'm looking for stampede. i'm sorry y'all, i mean, i love whirlwind. i love whirlwind, you gotta take regal pillow. i'm scared, i'm scared.
18:41 you have the sword? bro, i'll be fucking dead with the sword. yeah, i'll have the sword. the sword of being dead. that ain't gonna do shit for me, man. okay, you're fucked next turn, lad. you're very nearly fucked on this turn. i don't think i've successfully done the sword. sword ain't too bad. i mean, the sword's doable. you just gotta make sure you're not gonna die to the elite. i had no potions or nothing, though. you know what? why not? now... now i'm willing to take a chance on this guy.
19:33 now that we've upgraded one card. huge. well, this is not looking good. um, there's ways out of this though. smoke bombs? i don't have them. mauds, can we figure out what's going on with this guy who keeps asking me about wanking and jerking off? they've been talking about it for like an hour straight. i forgive anybody, oh, silken trees. it goes halle berry or hallelujah. i forgive someone for coming in and trying to bid out for like
20:33 you know, a couple minutes or so, maybe 15 minutes. but i mean for an hour on a beautiful 34 degree celsius day like this to be wasting your time in a comfortable climate controlled environment asking me churlish questions about masturbation? no man, it couldn't be me. i'm pissed off bro. i mean a double iron wave.
21:12 that gives you 10 block and 10 damage the first time you play it is like something but it's like not that exciting. a headbutt that puts two things on top of your draw pile once. havoc 10 out of 10 times. i guess i'm stupid because in my head i was like what if it hits strikes in defense bro then i thought about it for half a second. you want it you want it to hit strikes in defense bro.
21:53 cuz then it exhausts them from your deck. change a card with slither. i mean, a slither bash might be something. sounds like a swear word from like battlestar galactica or something. okay, well the first fucking time you play this gain energy? i don't know man. let's put it on a defend. okay, and then i got nine gold to spend on the shop. well, i got two defense and it costs three. mother trucker man.
22:57 balls double flicked. i think what it played it, right? so we still got the energy out of the defense, which is good because we can spend it on nothing but still. fuck it man, throw a fight me into the deck. let's get fucking crazy. and now it costs two. so there's that which is nice. just keep adding habics and more expensive parts. is this the meta? when you add what is havoc love to see the most more habits. wait, that was easy. if goggy says no, it must be true.
23:44 we don't really have a strength build, but we could kind of have a strength. oh, you know, i have a twin strength. we do have a strength build. and then i understand the concept of expensive cards. you know what? trust the process. huge. a lot of these things sound like swear words from battlestar galactica. like it seems like i don't really feel comfortable saying snapping jacks for like i felt like it didn't feel right coming out of my mouth to be honest with you. just didn't feel good to say. check this out though.
24:33 huge, expensive cards, huge. that's huge. this is huge. everything's huge. that's enormous. that's even bigger than huge. pennywise! yes, man. you ever think it's weird that people are watching you through car speakers right now? i mean, life finds a way, you know? it's an important moment in any budding content creator's life when they realize that like, part of the reason, the reason that people start watching you
25:26 is because they like what you're making. but the reason they keep watching you is just because it's comfortable for them. so like if you're on a long drive and you're like, oh, the drive just doesn't feel comfortable without nl on, it's, i mean, it's weird if you're coming from base principles, but if you walk through it like step by step, i get it, man. it's like, well, i'm going to bed. i pop in, you know, the business secrets of the pharaohs either in the pillow speaker or in the left earbud. do i know anything about fucking
25:57 how never td added value for shareholders back then? no, i don't know shit bro, but it doesn't feel like i can go to sleep without it. i totally get it man. legend. you don't know this pillow speaker lore bro? kind of embarrassing at this point. strikes do more damage, how about that? never thought i'd see the damn day. what a fucking disaster. they want me dead? help? because of the wanking stuff. not really.
26:47 it's not really my fault. i'm sorry, i don't think you're evil. i don't think they should want you dead. but i do want to say that it's not my fault. i don't have anything to do with that. more havocs. havocs that hit havocs. why? because it's aura, my dear boy. it was the same message three times in five minutes. well, the thing is, obviously the bit's not bad. the bit's obviously good. and anybody that would tell you to give up on it does not have your best interest at heart.
27:46 i mean a havoc hitting a burning pact which i almost call the burning wank would be kind of sick. would be kind of sick. and we actually like strikes which is confusing. very confusing. very confusing waiting for someone to tell me what to take here.
28:19 dominate? yeah, but we're not we haven't completely structured our run. i guess with molt and fisk you probably just take both and then go, yeah, i'm a i'm a strength man now, mom. it's not a phase. i've always been a strength man. were mozart born before the time of music, he would still be mozart, would he not, mom? would he not? just as i've always been a strength man even before dominate appeared to me in the shop. like beethoven how many myriad beethovens were
28:49 prehistorically plying their trade in hunting and gathering before the invention of the symphony. what a blessing to be born during a time where i could get a card that allows me to fulfill my true promise in the trauma the promise of my birthright. why not? gotta be calamity. it's calamity by a mile. one day man, one day, run it down mid. huge, double it. that's huge too. it's putting more shit for havoc to get bro.
29:58 45 damage kind of insane. damn, you're fucking dead, bro. you suck. you're straight donkey man. that was that was nothing. i mean, i guess we did get calamity for free but so i mean everything's everything's interesting. everything warrants taking a look at it at the very least. stoke does seem good. random card to your hand for every hand exhausted.
30:35 i mean dark embrace kind of a classic. impervious is just good, which is boring, but it is expensive. it would be great to hit it with havoc, but stoke is interesting. oh, could i, could you give me, could you give me some stuff? pales legion might save us because we have literally no defense, bro. i'm just, i'm going to click it before chat talks me into taking pales tears. that was boring.
31:16 fuck you, you motherfucker. i don't want to take a bunch of damage. i'm going to exhaust my whole hand and hope to get a block of some sort. and then fuck it, bro. upgrade your pillage. turn the sender's bane into nothing, i guess. really thought that was going to work a little bit better for us. get dominated, bro. you're cooked. well, yeah, we want it back. you know what? evil eye can help us out here as well. i really prefer not to go to the shop with no gold. potion that attacks. for zero? for free?
32:16 that right there, this right there. i'm gonna keep it a buck fifty with you. i'd rather get hit for four and have the ability to double block next turn. oh, you are really dumb for real. i drew no blocks by the way. and now hates opera? whoa, whoa, whoa. you're gonna get the timothy chalamet heads after me. i don't hate opera.
33:06 i defended timothée chalamet for throwing a little bit of shade on opera. there's a subtle difference, okay? you're gonna get me in trouble, man. i mean, do you really want to just play the hits again? okay, fine. i've actually been... unlike you, i've actually been to some operas. so i know that they suck, whereas you have never been to an opera, but just think that they're awesome. you wanted... we could do this... i think you and me are destined to do this forever.
33:46 great, a strike. incredible. not into opera, but i like the ballet. ballet is really cool because even when you're not super into ballet, you can at least be like, damn, these people are really strong.
34:06 opera, i mean, i feel really bad now because there was someone in chat who said, i'm a trained opera singer and i think joni mitchell sings better than me. and now their reward is like that i'm just going like, i think your entire medium you've dedicated your life to is not that good, which is not really what i'm glad there's people that appreciate it. but opera really gives off more of a like a when will this be over sort of vibe.
34:36 i'm also open to the idea that i've just never seen a great one. and this is where you are going to tell me the one that i saw that was nine hours long and ends with 13 nuns getting their heads chopped off. wow, that's bad. i'll take the strength. that's it. the dialogues of the carmelites. i appreciate that. thank you so much. what do you got for me? you got a great card for me, which i'm very appreciative of.
35:28 just wondering if there was ever a resolution with the costco fryer saga. archimedes, no you weren't. no you weren't wondering that because you are kory's number one chatter and you know that kory posted in the subreddit that he went to the still creek costco in burnaby and took a picture of them using the deep fryer. so why are you baiting? why are you clip farming? at least get on an alt if you're going to clip farm. i know who you are. you're literally double fisting chats. i see you in kory's chat and kate's chat simultaneously.
35:58 you gotta get on an alt if you're gonna try to get away with something like that. i really thought that would be better, man. wait, this is exhausted gain energy. this is huge. i mean, mangle's pretty swag. bro said, nah, i don't want 17 damage to all enemies. let's risk it on a havoc that hits a strike. mocked. gotta see magic flute. i honestly, if it, i mean, this sounds bad, but if it was convenient for me, i would.
36:59 if my niece was playing in the magic flute or something like that, i'm not gonna go, you know, fuck off! i don't like opera. i'll go see the magic flute. give it a shot at least. not even an opera, that's mozart. two different things. i'll give you a little tip though. i don't care how fucking in the christmas spirit you are, don't waste your time going to see handel's messiah, bro. you, uh... as far as i'm concerned, every christmas that you don't go and see handel's messiah, you should be thanking me. you should be going,
37:55 i didn't see handles messiah this year because of the streamer. i should send him a little you don't give me a bunch of money a little bit would be fine. but i you may not realize that you not seeing that is a serious buff to your december season. my mom sees it every year and she always insists we stay home. you know what w mom on that one, at least at least she's not forcing you to go with her.
38:31 as a performer, please stop seeing it. we get sick of doing it every year. i know the worst part is for you. you're probably even sick of the good part where they go, hallelujah, hallelujah. and that's got it. that's the real reason it sucks because now it's just become like a job for you. and i know what you're thinking because you're always trying to find a way around things. you're going, well, maybe i'll just go and i'll leave after they do the hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. yeah, it's at the end. it's at the very fucking end. oh,
39:07 one good thing about music when it hits you feel no pain. and even the hallelujah part is too long. if i can be so fucking for real with you, even the hallelujah part is a little bit too long. like you're like, yeah, for a second you're like they're finally doing the hallelujah part. but then by the end you're like, my god, i get it. and he will live forever and ever. just fucking chill, bro. i get it. fucking hallelujah, hallelujah.
39:51 6 of 1, half a fucking dozen of the other. actually this is better because we get less dazed. more like the song will go on forever and ever. that's fucking right, that's real as fuck. so you've seen it. obviously you've seen it. oh great, i used my fucking little furby on this turn for no reason. awesome. wait, this is actually really good though. because he's certainly going to die. right? i can't use fight me, bro. obviously, i mean, i fucking wish that i could, i can't.
40:39 i have to sing the messiah this year? does it also have, um, correct me if i'm wrong, does it also have, um, for every valley shall be exalted and the hills laid plain? because i do feel like i've seen a few christmas concerts. yes, it does. oh my god. oh my god. it's got, it's got, and that's the second best part. that's the second best part of the messiah is when the dude goes up and goes, uh,
41:09 every valley shall be exalted. and then just in case you forgot, and the hills laid plain. every valley shall be motherfucker man. i'll rest on that. that song is good. is it as good as tiktok by kesha? what stupid question, obviously not.
41:53 i'm gonna try to get hit by this. and then we take a chance, whatever, gotta defend out of there. better than california girls? california girls is bad and i can say that cuz i'm on the west coast represent now throw your hands up. well, that's fucked up. at least those cards kind of suck for us. but these ones are like not really good either. that one's really good though.
42:31 that wasn't the west coast she was talking about. she said west coast represent, okay? i'm putting my hands up even if i'm in skagway, alaska. yeah, we block. 28, 24. maybe if she's 4'9". you are going to... you're gonna draw a strike. you're gonna draw a fucking strike. they got my hands up, they're playing my song. you know that i'm in skagway. ayy, ay, ay, ay, ay.
43:21 the disney cruise goes to skagway. it's true. huge stoke to cut the lead to 25. cruelty is obviously big. huge. we got the little feller. i lived, bitch. whoa, was that a good exhaust? no, it was the best. you know what i'm saying? you know what i'm saying, man?
44:15 16 block that will it will almost keep us alive. let's take a little chance on me. oh, and then the only problem is i definitely don't want to die. maybe you play an evil eye and then get full block off of this shit and get rid of like all your good attacks but gives you in an interesting position. huge body slam vulnerable lots of damage lots of damage.
44:56 my king, you're cooked? how would that even come to pass? can you explain how i would be cooked when he doesn't do enough damage to kill me? yeah, i'll wait. now he does do almost enough damage to kill me, but i kill him instead. you take this and you hope that it gets hit by one of the havocs. i feel like it's just sigh. me when i'm asked who i think the greatest k pop artist of all time is, i think it's... who sang mother father gentlemen again?
45:56 he does do that jump. and billie eilish, she doesn't do the jump as good as sai and that's why we don't like her, i guess. that's what the internet's trying to tell them. we don't like her because she does the thing where the platform shoots her out of the bottom of the stage, but she doesn't jump as high as sai jumps or something like that. who's gonna tell them that that's up to the stage crew? it's not her fault. there's not enough pneumatic pressure to launch her. i'm assuming she weighs less than sai.
46:25 so obviously something is different with the mechanism bro. mj did that too? yeah, yeah but when mj came out he went, he was posed like in a battle stance. have you guys, i know i talked about it two months ago, have you seen the video of him doing the concert in south korea and he's up on the crane and the korean guy climbs up on the crane and michael jackson is keeping him alive with one arm while also still belting out the song? i mean he's
47:06 you didn't hear it from me, but there might be a backing track involved. not to say michael jackson can't sing like that, but i'm honestly willing to forgive it because the clip has so much aura. the clip has crazy aura. this man was like, i will die for you. and he was like, the reason you will die for me is because i wouldn't let you die for me. oh, that's good stuff, man.
47:36 throw to the clip, throw to the clip. well, playing that is going to get a content id match for sure. i'll let librarian risk the channel on it instead. something like that. i'm also linking brad, what are you going to do? honestly, smart bet. very strong chance i would have referenced that soon after. and don't even fucking start with me, lad. when they start saying shit like he's not saying, brad, what are you going to do? he's not saying job's gone. he's saying,
48:18 something he's saying like mike's gone or something like that like that. he doesn't have access to his microphone. no, he's not bro why not because it wouldn't be as funny simple as now we're fucking talking. i think we hit a havoc bro. never mind. i'm stupid
48:47 and here's the we are the world video. okay, you're getting a little ahead of yourself. i haven't referenced the we are the world video where michael jackson hits the greatest vocal lick of all time and then huey lewis sounds like total shit and then cyndi lauper is like so pitchy. and i don't have a problem with any of these artists, i'm just saying. and then michael jackson is giving them that shady ass look. i haven't mentioned that part yet. tents, stings man, stings.
49:29 but this build is actually, it's got some potential. it definitely rather transform like, probably should have removed the curse. i know we have strike bonuses, but don't wanna lose all my defense. all of these moments were in michael. brad, what are you gonna do as in michael? is that true? or as we say these days, are you being dead ass with me right now? no, they weren't cuz if it was the movie would actually be good. how could it be bad? it's directed by the guy who did training day, right?
50:40 oh, i know you're saying some shit. oh come off it. do they say that in america or is that a canadian only? canadians are always saying oh come off it or frig off. canadians always going around calling people belt a loada. stuff like that. unserious country man. this is mighty interesting. i mean i think it's got to be that. and i think this is good and then i think you still do this and that's really good.
51:33 do i not live in the same canada? don't lie, we've got americans here. you can tell the truth. we're always calling people beltalota and the other things that they call people in the expanse that i just legitimately can't remember. dusters, wellwalla, rock hoppa, thank you. i appreciate that. it's been a while. been a bit, been a bit since i've seen thomas jane at the height of his acting prowess, but like legit though.
52:22 the expanse was so peak. i stopped watching when they killed the dude from road trip. i said, nuh uh. nah, this is bullshit, man. not the smart physicist guy from road trip. that's four episodes in. yeah, i don't know shit about like abba sorolla and shit like that. it's all fucked up, man. i have 70 fucking block expanse memes? it's true. it's true, sire. yeah, she finally had the havoc that hits the havoc. took you long enough.
53:26 you guys want some aoe? just in my evil ass brain. you guys want some yowie? that's corky romano. you ever see corky romano? no? it's pretty good when you get a chance. sure i'll watch you while you do this fight. that's a plus too. that's really funny. that's actually really funny. can you explain the premise? yes, yes i can. thank you for asking.
54:15 corky's dad corky romano has played by chris kattan is the black sheep of his family by the way his family. yeah, it's the mafia his dad is the boss of one of the five crime families in new york and then his brothers are like capos which as you well know are the lieutenants in the mafia
54:40 as played by, i'm gonna say peter berg and also chris penn. and then here's where it gets a little off in my head. at some point, i think corky, he gets, the fbi wants to take down the crime family, so they convince corky to become like a confidential informant.
55:24 but so corky agrees, but he doesn't really know what he's doing because he's got some problems because he's played by chris kattan. if you if you know what i mean. so but then like he's still so it's basically a movie about a perhaps a man with not of sound mind being taken advantage of by the federal police. so you would love it if i had to guess.
55:55 but then it works out okay, cuz i think the mafia wins at the end. have you explained why he does you guys want some cookies? well, i kind of figured that would be obvious. he's undercover as a girl scout for some reason. and then he goes to the door and asks if anybody wants cookies, cuz that's what girl scouts do. that's pretty funny. i mean, the whole movie's pretty good. the whole movie's pretty funny.
56:46 corky is enlisted by his family to infiltrate the fbi to destroy the evidence they have on his family. what did i say? it was something i had a lot of the same nouns in there. i think we'd all agree. the order of them and the verbs that were linking them might have been slightly different, but i think a lot of the nouns were in the right or were in both versions of our story. what a noun! i like that. i like that. what a noun!
57:20 well, i literally need blocks. so hopefully this gives, yeah, gave us a block. how about that? i can't let you get close. i can't let you get that much strength off of me. how about a stoke? stoke would go so crazy on this turn. how about one of those? how about don't play a block? how about bring back a habit again and don't play your strike. make him think you're out of attacks.
58:04 this is audible, i'll say it, i'll say it every time, i'll say it, you keep typing it, i'll keep saying it. this is audible, we live man, bring it back. they really can't let me get stoked, i've noticed that. now we gotta be in there, we win this, one of the easiest wins of my life. there's stoke, clean. i mean, there's some mighty good stuff here, every time i see war paint,
59:07 just like witches with fat asses. i think the planet sphere means nothing to us. please upgrade stoke. i'll do it when i get a chance to not die. how does that sound? is this another elite? it ain't one thing, it's another man. damn. 29 damage? this guy sucks ass? he ain't that bad, watch this. your mother. i mean, he ain't that bad, watch this.
1:00:09 you're cooked? no, no, no. i say, i say when it's over. what does he say in breaking bad? i say when we're through. we're through when i say we're through. he says something like that and it's so badass. it's a certified sigma moment and he's got a lot. he's got some of the most to be honest. we're done when i say we're done.
1:00:48 it does feel a little bit like a reddit post though. it does kind of feel like it would be like meet me at the when the olive garden has unlimited soup and bread. no, r slash red lobster. when the waitress asked if i still want more cheddar bay biscuits. we're done when i say we're done. yeah, he's mouth posting. nice one buddy. just be big like if you need some karma or something like that. if you're looking for some karma.
1:01:44 actually an incredible play, just look at that. now, and we exhaust that, we get extra energy back, and we do 51 damage right off the jump, we take no damage. well, that sucked, but whatever. we're gonna make it, man. yeah, but the run is over. bro, we beat the aeon glass, easy. my card efficiency is through the roof, man. we obviously, there's no shot we're losing to the aeon glass. just not gonna happen. had to be done.
1:02:34 play nothing, i don't want you to get stronger. havoc that hits a havoc? feel no pains even better, literally even better. burning pack that dumps a strike, like i care, like i care. why is a havoc hitting a havoc good? cuz it havocs a havoc, get bashed. give me permanent strength increases. i'm only doing 47 damage, i have to make it to 78 block. every time i play any card though, you are also getting stronger. and as i continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
1:03:28 i mean thrash is good, but you feel like this is a great opportunity to get demon form out there. 22 plus 34, stupid idiot. you are really dumb for real. gonna have to be evil eye and then a havoc that hits a fight me. sure bro, sure. wanna know. a havoc that hits a stoke which gives us a ton of draw. wait, you're dead bro. thank you pen nib. i'm happy with twin strike honestly. and we need blocks.
1:04:40 we're on the right turn for that. exhaust the card. sure, man. all right. damn, shorty. okay. let's see if i care. need that. something good? something all right? something real good? okay. it's aon glass, bro. you know how many people said gg on the last, before we fought the test subject? you're right. that was pretty light work. this kind of sucks though. no blocks. you know what? at least we got the tuning fork.
1:05:31 can i get some of my cards that block? some of my cards that block or exhaust please. burning pact, fuck it. dump a clumsy, dump a drums. preserve dafella, drums of battle please. havoc, hits an evil eye, generates a wither, great, awesome. i think that's totally cool. take advantage of pen nib, waste some energy, play a block. i guess you play a block. you play a fucking block so you don't get double blocked next turn like an asshole.
1:06:24 has to be played, has to be played, has to be played. greatest stoke of all time. little exhaust, little damage, can't do anything else. get this trash out there. get that trash out there. get this trash out there. worth. yeah, i think we're cooked. the only thing, well, i think we're literally dead as we speak, but i think we just, stoke ended up being a heavy card this time, unfortunately. everything else was good though.
1:07:33 if stokes shows up a little bit earlier, it's no problem. aionglass, just a better player. aionglass is literally just a better player. any mods here? modo, what do you want us to do? and don't say ban the guy who keeps talking about jerking off. because you have to be more specific. and you can't ban the streamer. you know, i was driving my kid back from her day camp. you know when she said to me, i got a trick to get infinite wishes from a genie. i said, i think maybe i've heard this one before. she says on your third wish, just ask for three more wishes. didn't have the heart to tell her.
1:08:15 very inefficient use of wishes. on your first wish you could just wish for infinite wishes and then you don't have to waste one third of your wishes wishing for three more wishes. she didn't really think it through. she didn't really think that one through.