It really is the future of gaming (Super Battle Golf w⧸ Haptic Vest)

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0:00 i want to hate you. i want to hate you. tell me. oh my god. that's so much more intense than slave aspire. wait, wait, dude, dude, just relax. just relax. i want to hit you. connect that didn't hurt me for some reason. that didn't even vibrate me. that didn't even vibrate. i swear. oh my god. why is it like dance on my body? what the hell? wait, i got to tighten my vest actually. oh, that didn't hit me. oh, that didn't do anything. oh,
0:33 let me get a rocket. yeah, that didn't hurt me. you didn't feel it? no, no, no. let me. i didn't feel that. this would be waiting for an invite or do i need to like, i don't think i'd feel damaged. i can invite you. thank you. well, that's devastating. when you get hit, you don't take damage or you don't get vibrate. yeah. thank you.
1:02 no, no, it didn't. what about that? not nothing. nothing. wait, we can make it so that it's audio and then i'm just gonna hum the entire time. how about this? okay, so it's not a whole bed. that felt crazy. okay.
1:26 well, the worst item became worse. i'm not even wearing a vest. that scared the shit out of me. oh, yeah. oh, this game is so fun, actually. it's really good. they told me, squeaks, that you like to put the golf cart in front of people to scam. i put it on the hole. now, oh, he's giant. oh, i felt that a little bit. but so far, the only feeling is charging, like, the golf club. like, i don't feel like... which is crazy.
1:57 yeah, that seems like an underutilization. does the hawk doesn't do anything for you? no. oh my god. no vibrating. this vibrates. let me just read the mod documentation real quick. changing item actually vibrates the vest. like changing items. okay, it says there is triggers for getting hit.
2:30 small explosion, elephant gun. we have to do og items, not the new items. the shield vibrates. some of the items work and some of the items don't. what the... what just happened? okay. i don't think it's... let me see. let me see. testing. okay. that definitely vibrates you. i felt that. okay. okay. the air horn works. air horn and the shield. the shield works.
2:57 but it should play when you get hit as well. oh, that's a flashback. maybe if we go into like a real game. it could be because of practice. yeah, maybe. just items. wait, stand there. oh, i missed the golf ball. there's not a whole lot of documentation, but definitely you
3:21 it says there's seven triggers for getting hit. small explosion from a landminer rocket, elephant gun pistol, frozen, deflecting something with the shield, orbital laser and then anything else.
3:35 anything else. anything else. i would say there's more than seven actually. the base case is kind of like infinity, i guess. but i think what we'll do is that they edit team versus, but we can do that after for now. we'll do new maps if that's okay. oh yeah, i'm down. so we got, they added, i believe the new maps are city.
4:01 and then they added some of the new maps in the forest and also in desert as well. so i'm very new. the idea is to go fast, not number of strokes. strokes doesn't matter. no, no, no. number of the strokes matter too. never mind. okay. because if you do par or eagle or better, like you get more points.
4:26 but then everyone is menace. they will just make you explode. oh yeah, and stains, because you've never played before, like it's really easy. when you shoot, you right click to set up close to your ball. and it shows you where the hole is, where the green is, and where the fairway is. that's right, yeah. and 1, 2, 3, 4 is like quick change on your angle. you can use scroll wheel to get finer if you want. i've been scroll wheeling like a boomer. but i think 1 is putt, 2 is like...
4:54 not really chip but like a line drive three is like a drive and four is like a chip. i think i see i think all right, we're gonna do random orders and there's going to be total of 17 i believe that's the new map. purple leaf. mark bomb. dan riverside. the worst you see. yeah. is that true?
5:24 riverside kind of sucks. i'm just trying to start shit. i don't know, i just say it. i think so. is uc riverside the one where they haze the guy by forcing him to climb a mountain and then they beat him to death with cactuses at the top? excuse me? it's crazy. it's crazy that i'm not sure. it's actually insane that it could be any other school. or is that irvine? was that irvine? did it vibrate you? not at all, i'm afraid. something ain't right.
5:55 oh, you have to let go. you have to let go. my chat told me that it's rocket guns, freeze bombs and orbital lasers. oh, if you switch items too. i think that's it. do you feel this? oh, fuck. there's just no reason to shoot me. you got to put your ball in the hole. let's go here. oh, no. oh, the shields get owned. oh, you can stack multi items. i see. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's like mario kart.
6:24 nooo! stop, stop! i got obliterated, i got dissolved! nooo! why are you killing me at the start? nooo! that's my ball, that's my ball! that's my ball bro! i know, i know, i was trying to do something. oh damn, any other golf cart. yup, i got all the best items actually.
6:51 i got sticky keys from trying to shift or sprint. oh shit. no, you don't have to wait. this is actually rocking, bro. oh, dude, you got default dance. i told you this is stans' game. like when i played this game, i thought stans. i'm not even kidding. wow. that's so sweet. yo, when you score, it vibrates too. oh shit.
7:09 i love playing this game with squeaks. squeaks like targeting ryan is like the best thing. well it's just because i have all these items and it's the closest and ryan's close to me. we're both ass. wait i can make it, i can make it. you put your ball on top of the cart that's insane.
7:26 i love squeaks. i love squeaks. yes. my god. my god. my god. my god. why didn't i just move it out of the way? i got zero points. i got zero points on the first hole. damn crosswalk.
7:52 wait, stans, you got first place on your first attempt? yeah, i i i luck. pure luck. okay, i gotta try something new here. see ya, nerds. what? you piece of shit! i was trying to hear lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
8:26 okay. oh no, i'm so far away. oh my god what a shot so funny to me. hey, there's more where that came from buddy. oh really? oh really? oh, no, no, you better not try. oh i missed oh no oh my god, oh my god, yes there's a hell for
9:00 well i mean there isn't really a health block, you just died. wait where did sweener go? right here! insane timing. what the hell stan? uh okay. okay. charge up in the chute and then into the water! dude you've done for so long. wait, good body block.
9:26 oh no, i'm rolling. oh, come on, man! you killed yourself! at what cost? wait, we both lost! oh my god! oh no! i'm throwing, sorry. okay, okay, okay, okay. that was a learning experience for everyone. i didn't realize. damn, who you start next to matters, because there's some demons in this lobby. there's some mind games too. yeah, yeah, yeah. staz, you turned around and just hit me as hard as you could. i was trying to hit your ball, i didn't realize that was not possible.
9:57 i'm laying it up. oh, we have another humble genius in here. okay. okay alliance alliance. oh no, the bus got me the ryan driving bro. wait, where the road's driving? whoa, i just hit in the water. i did shield kind of goes crazy. okay, i'm kind of you guys are in trouble now
10:37 oh no, oh my god, the stupidest car. don't say throwing! i am in hell. i am in hell. okay wait, i don't actually know if i can... ooh! damn it! and a nice little reward from the best when you come in first. oh no. okay, out of the car? that's exactly where i wanted to be. oh my god, that vibrated so much! i don't know what you did but i got me too. oh no.
11:14 well now there should be nothing stopping you. where's the air horns bro? okay, we finished canceled by being frozen. okay, squeaks lock in. we're at the bottom here. sky they're embarrassing us. we got up camp rose with the new update is really good. wait, is the new update like a just a bunch of math. yeah. crazy. oh, thank god my balls out there. oh, damn it.
11:50 okay, good flashbang. come on! come on! i'm getting vibrated non stop by the way. is anybody else getting vibrated non stop? yes, yes, yes. the vibrations going crazy. oh no. oh crap, what's happening? like if i fall down, there's no way to get back up besides i'm back at the beginning. oh, that's the worst thing that could have happened. oh wait.
12:25 what's going on up there? i think we're just trying to figure out how to get through the hole. stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on. you left the golf cart up here. you want it? yeah. oh. i regret it. okay, wait. this is perfect. oh no, my ball is so low. okay, never mind. oh, the thunderstorm, every thunder if you're close by. oh. that's what it is. pro tip if you're playing the game off stream.
13:01 just spamming thunder. no. oh, what a shot! no, i almost got there! no, no, no, dude. dude, dude, dude, don't do it. why? i'm behind! hey, the dive goes really far. just in case you guys were wondering. really, really, really far. okay. making people really angry. oh, beautiful, beautiful birdie! wait, that is crazy. i saw that spam. wait, a birdie? 36 seconds is crazy. birdie!
13:44 oh did you try and blast yourself up there? yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah rocket, rocket. no! whoever did that i am your huge fan who shot ryan on that one? there's no way i'm making it back that's so beautiful oh shit i can't get it in this hill
14:08 where we go? let's freaking go. okay, damn, damn. all right, we're all tied for second. that's cute. i'm gonna get you guys so angry at me that i'm gonna roll up the suit and shove it up my ass. what's wrong with you?
14:37 oh, you think they make like a bottom bear for the suit? like a full body version? oh great. a penalty stroke and you knocked me out of bounds with your shot. so now i get like four penalty strokes. that's good, right? higher the number is better. that's crazy. okay. okay. okay. okay. i can't help it. oh, come on. double kill.
15:10 don't hit the thing up there. okay. there's no way this lands anywhere good. hey hop on in, hop on in bud! you'll give me a ride? i tried to! no, i don't trust you. you're driving this shit off. why? you're driving it off. there's no way. it's too close for us to be helping each other. okay. that handle's like absolute shit.
15:38 it does. oh, what a shot! i saw what you were trying to do. honestly, not a good flashbang now that i'm thinking about it. i just got carjacked. oh, wait. what a shot, bro. you just turned around all of a sudden. so that's how we're going to play, huh? no respect for the game. dang, dude! no! no! no! you son of a bitch! get the hell out of there!
16:11 come on! no, you're... it's on top of my bowl! how do you break out of this? frick, dude! ah, frick, dude! yes! no! let's freaking go. oh my god, what a putt! yes, yes! that was insane. motherfucker. don't look at me, don't look at me, i get nervous. that's so sick. five seconds, one putt, it's everything on the line! oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! oh, wow.
16:53 all right, it's still anyone's game except kate wins, i think. i feel like the music in this game is spiking my cortisol. it's not even the weapons, it's just too fast at the end of the game. that plus the vest really takes the edge off. yeah, the vest that we all have. you're right. i feel like the vest, as i wear it, it makes my body more sensitive. it's wearing me down.
17:18 oh no, oh no, no, no, not in the water! wait, how do we cross this river? oh, you guys don't have spring shoes? lucky drop. on the right, sans, there's a... oh, there was a way? yeah. don't mind me going 700 miles out of the way. i think your way is better. no, i don't think so. no, no, you're right. it's always worse actually now that i'm looking at it. nope. okay.
17:49 insane grenade. and you stick the item. we gotta kill ryan, guys. where is ryan? he's way out. it's too late for you. how? never mind. oh my god, what a hit. we have to kill him! yeah, go up there and sacrifice your life to kill him so that we can still win. yippee! i stopped! i thought i stopped the ball, but i couldn't. not a yippee. come on. anything but a yippee. okay, this item needs to be good.
18:24 oh, nice try. nice try. just in case. i'm going to sacrifice it all. stands. i'm not doing anything. i'm just golfing. i just love freaking golf, man. careful. wait, she's farming. why is she farming? wait. oh, it's not my ball. oh, i was in the red ball. no. what? i didn't hit my putt. oh my god. i just hit myself. yes. oh, yes.
18:57 no, no, no, no. the pressure does add a lot at the end. let's go. okay. yeah. not my best round. really far behind. it's all about ruining your guys' streaks. they do incentivize griefing for sure. 100%. oh, no. wait, what was that?
19:32 that laugh was maniacal. oh man, you should have seen your face. oh, the rocket one launches you. yeah. but also it can hit the ball. i see. dude, getting slightly ahead so you get all the items is so good. oh no. can i make it up from here? oh shit. thank god. oh, was that the way?
20:12 this one is so uphill. it's actually insane. i'm just looking. how did you reach me? how did you reach me? i'm built different. don't worry. stands fell all the way down. i saw it. i jumped down there. that's where i live. i'm a fucking goblin. okay. well, when i freaking win this hole. what the hell, ryan? kind of swag, right? no, my ball went so far back. i say cheese. oh, no, i can't see.
20:46 okay, that's okay. kill him, kill him, kill him! no! get away from me! okay, not. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. what am i doing? i'm on the wrong setting. i'm on 10 degrees. oh, fuck. i'm frozen. i'm frozen. motherfucker, man. how do you change your club? in the lobby. in the lobby, you can't set your character. when you're plotting, press 1. oh, i just figured that out.
21:29 this is a nightmare. don't worry, we're all watching. is it possible to like cancel your swing? press f. f, f, f. okay. 17 holes, we got plenty of time to come back. what is this, man? it's like mini golf. look at the toilet. holy cow. what is that angle? that's insane. it's so easy. yeah, it's so easy, dude. get a hole in one.
21:59 fuck you! no! get over here! oh shit, i missed. it's horrible. imagine it's rocketbo wait! wait, that helped. that didn't help at all. you guys went the wrong way. oh... what is this? there's a path right here. of course there is. how high do rocketboots jump? let's get the item. not that high.
22:30 yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck pity. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
23:07 wait, did mine fall off? here we go. squigs is doing it. pop that thing. pop that thing. on stroke 11. hide my shit. wait, sams, it's possible for you. you got this. yeah, yeah. no, i mean... just take it easy. oh my god. dude, the sam is crazy. score it. score it. not our best attempt. i thought it was gonna fall off, dude. okay.
23:44 yeah, this is hmm goat this this game is goat is that game is the best it's the best it feels crazy after a while oh wait, you have a kill streak on your head. what the no don't do it. i knew i knew it i knew it. oh and all the items are taken. i think getting ahead is so insane. oh nice try. yeah, like mario kart. oh
24:17 wait, so if you hit your ball with a rocket oh my gosh, there's a i know, i see the land mine. oh, it doesn't, totally. it's a diabolical. nice shot! bye, e. okay. oh no, no! dude, you're stunned for so long. it makes me want to die. is that even better? what are you laughing about? oh no! oh, shit! that was awesome! you wanna save this? nice shot.
25:00 yeah, nice driving from nice driving we gotta get we gotta stop squeaks. why i'm in last let me get one. oh ryan for cabo verde i was playing for cabo verde okay, i'm actually choking
25:38 speed as well dude, there's tech. oh my god. oh my god this map's so cute. okay. no stop it! no! every single time! it's trying to have a response next to me. it's just the way. i can't help it. oh be careful. what does the air horn do? behind you, behind you!
26:20 say cheese. oh my god, i got baited. guys, guys, what's this? oh my god, thank you. that helped. no. okay. oh my god, i can't see. don't get hit by a car. don't get hit by a car. oh my god. i'm insane. oh, that's... that should be... okay. okay. i'm being spammed. oh god. get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. nice.
27:00 wait, winnable? no. oh crap. oh crap. what just happened? oh crap. you're putting up this hill. what? you broke my shins. dude, stop, kade. world's greatest. okay. world's greatest. okay. okay. okay. you got it? what the hell? it's like impossible. it's at the top of that hill.
27:32 world's greatest. i thought you already won when you said, holy shit. damn. please. did you just bounce the ball in your head? if it goes out of bounds, it'll bounce back on your head.
28:02 i can't freaking even fun. no, no, no, no. wait, good shot. go, go, go. that was a great attempt. over time.
28:25 i hit myself with the ball. you can right click to aim. i swear to god, i've just been using mouse one. that's bad for me because we're tied. oh, i think it's worth waiting for the item. maybe. oh my god.
28:54 squeaks, you have to kill ryan, not me. i'm sorry, it's whoever spawns next to me. i can't help it. that's messed up. that's messed up. i'm a crappy guy. hey, don't say that about my friend. wait, thanks. still not aiming for some reason. oh my god. what? stance! i chipped it in! fucking tiger woods mode! i was drunk driving the whip. i'm on a world tour. oh...
29:33 huge. what a chance. wait, and those dances are crazy. you guys are letting ryan win. that's like lazytown or something. i don't know what that is. isn't that a fortnite emote? probably. all i know is the l dance. the l and you kick your knees really high. you know the one. yeah, yeah. that i know from fortnite for sure. that's a default emote. i think that's like a really low status symbol. like you got judged. that's what you say after i kill you and i spam l on you, bro.
30:06 come on. nice shot. what was that? from last match? oh, you can save them between rounds. yeah, baby. there's a lot of information we're not being told, stan. you didn't know how to aim. i didn't know you could save. i had no clue. hitting someone with a bullet speeding you up is actually so sick, too. oh, you're so lucky. nice try.
30:41 the air horn that makes you feel safe. it's still vibrating. it's still going. you fucked me up. no, what the hell, squeeze? you fucked me up. the air horn won't stop. the vest won't stop. it won't stop. oh, okay. oh my god. i don't know what you did to me, but that was not okay.
31:10 holy shit. wait, great play. yeah, let's go. okay, this is a warm up. no, i finally stopped but it went for like at least 45 seconds. i think everyone's finished and you're on the green. that was i was farming. crazy greed. you saved for next round though. yeah, i keep forgetting.
31:45 that's how we've been going crazy. what the hell? stans is number one now? yeah. first time playing, by the way. he's a god. pushes up glasses. he's a god. wait, this is full and runnable. easily. is it really? okay, someone's gonna use it. yeah, i leave. and i'm not swinging. i'm not swinging. me neither. what are you... you son of a bitch. how do you hit so fast? why? why? why? why? because you're winning. i haven't even... no! oh, stans is winning. you just said it yourself.
32:19 chill out. okay, chill out. wait, it's so hard. oh, you have to run so far back together. they're they're cards. they're cards, guys. what is the electromagnet to do? that's shield. oh, i see. you see that shit right there? no. i'm trying to get the item chat. i'm stupid. where are the cards? they were in the back.
32:55 where are you guys? wait, how do we cross this chasm? where are you? oh wait, i see. wait, did you finish? yeah bro, easily. what are you talking about? no, fuck! what happened to me for my life over here? don't say obviously. what took you guys so long? i couldn't get across the goddamn bridge. i got beautyfied. okay, wait, wait, wait. you got beautyfied? way great movement tech. thank you.
33:24 oh my god oh shit holy nooooooo sweet i'm not winning you're going for a wrong person oh you missed you missed oh two seconds one second oh my god you almost made it someone pulled a pin dude oh what the fuck
33:54 what is the kill streak what is the the skull i think it means you've killed them like three times in a row since the last time they killed you ah so you're a bully mm hmm. yeah, but i don't have it right someone else's got it. yeah, you have it. you have no truth. why true is true true true? yes, yep
34:23 probably already knew that cuz of the best stuff cuz i cuz i do it not again. oh oh, what a bad so far away. oh, no, what the hell is wrong with my fault dude, everyone got a golf carton fucked me up. oh great shots, nancy. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. let's freakin go
35:13 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. i hit so weak, so weak. it's just me. well, we farm though. dude, that's actually such a sick strategy. the stairs is up by 100 points. wow, i'm gonna get like 60. we also have the best odds. there's also a lot of holes in there. it's gonna be close. it's gonna be close.
35:44 okay, no, it's only 30 points. it's close. yeah, no big deal. okay, and i'm standing next to the guy who farmed items. so i will be dodging don't even try. okay, sounds good to me. sounds great to me. sounds great. i'm just aiming. i had to i had to. oh my god. oh my gosh. you're a monster. wait, you know, you know what's crazy?
36:12 it actually helped. i think we waited. i think we waited. i think we waited. oh no! what is hamburger jumbo burger? if you pick up a mixture of mega sure do you go faster or i think you can just run over people. i see. i think i definitely went the wrong way. oh wait, we might be able to do this though. dude. i have to wait out the mega. oh and what a weapon.
36:43 chat don't click that. i swear on my life i'm banning you. what happened? i think there was like a glitch in the system. oh no. some kind of glitch. an electromagnet makes the vest go crazy. holy... okay. oh my god. that's how little i wanted to get hit by you. no, please! no, what?! what?! that's my landmine that killed me. oh no.
37:22 no, oh, i got on the other side. no, you're such an asshole. please, where i am? where? where? where? no! yes! oh, that's freaking good. ryan, please die. no, i froze myself. oh my god. it's the perfect crime. oh, i was here the first... come on, come on, roll, roll. this is fucked up. we need to band together and kill ryan, guys. for real. what are you talking about? i'm not even in first.
37:52 you're close. okay, i'm seeing a lot of clips and i specifically said don't clip that, chat. oh, central park. this is my map. new yover? you and hollywood. there's no central park in hollywood. oh yeah. okay. okay. go shoot me in the head, alright. don't do it, staz! i won't, okay, okay. we'll just play. where are they? why is it just 12 of us? i don't know. they're on the other side of the city. okay, there's just no need for this. for the fun of it.
38:35 that's gonna be tough for the people with that song why stand oh wait that michael might be broken oh if only that hit
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39:38 uh oh. pressure's on. i wanted some style points. he's up by 120 points. okay, common enemy. i think kate played too much for her own game instead of just hitting me in the shins. i'm too nice. what can i say? i'm so evil. this is the last hole, by the way. this is the last hole. oh, really? yeah. is there any need for that? is there any need for that at all?
40:10 you better hit the ball! how many jumping boots do you have, stance? oh, i've saved them all for this moment. oh my god. okay, wait. common enemy. let's get stance. yes. oh, jeez. wait, where's my ball? did i go too far? oh my god. car screwed up my damn game. i'm at the end of the tunnel, bro. what am i gonna do here? i didn't even think about the wind. i'm not doing it! oh no.
41:01 no! no! oh my god, i'm still vibrating. i'm still vibrating. oh dude, there's no way i can finish this. oh my fuck. no way he finished first. where the hell is the hole, man? dude, this sucks! where are you? i was at the end of the tunnel.
41:39 okay, okay, okay. oh no, you lost yourself. insane. are you serious? what are you doing? don't squeak me. i'm barely touching it. you're too strong. you hit it so far over.
42:01 you're hitting it over again, dude. imagine. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. wait though. oh, the freaking 30 kilometer an hour wind, bro. oh, there's wind in the game? the wind is, yes. so when you're doing it that way, it like goes crazy. oh, crazy. then i'm sorry for saying two weeks because i did not do that. you know what? i'll take second place. i'll take second place. i won with the least amount of swings. i think it was probably made easier by not being vibrated, to be perfectly honest. i think that i got too much heat on me. i got too much heat on me.
42:33 it's very like stimulating. i don't know what to focus on. i need to spend my winnings on some swag. one second. oh, how do i do that? over here. i feel like we need to, for the, for the vestors, we need to adjust the item pool to have like very high percentage air horns and thunderstorms. all right, man. this will create a situation where we cannot complete a sentence.
43:01 okay let's do it. i'm down. my ass is just getting spawn. you know what air horse spawn is going to be... the highest it can get is 51.3%. let's do it. i'm down. wait how many holes was that? 17. was it really? no way, right? dude it flew.
43:40 how am i open to know how far that is? damn, damn, he's good. fucking, the only one way to protect myself. oh, it froze the golf cart? that's crazy. damn it. oh my god. whoa. dude, i thought you missed. no, it's homing. how many holes do we want to do? how come the golf cart sometimes just freaks its shit? oh my god.
44:15 i didn't know that would work. oh my god. are you ready? yeah. watch it up. ready. so alright, 50% chance of getting air horns now. oh, let's freaking go. i think air horns breaks the vest. like it just vibrates for so long. wow, mind red. stop. wait, truce! you're the one who attacked me! because i thought you were gonna attack me. yeah, because you attacked me every time.
44:52 that was last game, that's meta gaming. that was such a good air horn. i'll remember this. it's hole one. enemy for life. my god, i dove over it somehow. where's the hole? it's so far. oh my god. you have to stop that. it's so annoying. where is the hole? stop vibrating! stop vibrating!
45:28 it's still going man. wow, great shot. great shot. wait, you're kidding. oh my god. you wear those airwalls guys. if you get the boot, you get so far ahead. yeah, that's true. yeah. like i was just speed running.
46:05 i think squeaks is right. i think the air horn breaks the... it's bugged. it goes off like at least six times longer than the duration of the air horn. and it like dances. it's not just like a vibrate. it literally dances across my body. it's crazy. it doesn't feel like an air horn. it feels like something totally different. truce, truce, truce, truce. okay, okay. truce, truce, truce.
46:31 my god. yeah, now i need an arrow. man, this is good stuff. my god. my mind is stopped. really? no.
47:07 no, stop it! it is still dancing around my body. oh, what the hell? control for the... launching yourself. oh, that's messed up. that's messed up. wow, what a... oh, watch out and here come that boy! that's so sweet. come on. come on. i don't think i'm allowed to shoot until...
47:42 i forgot about that boy so much. he like pulled it out of my gray matter. i have no idea how to get to. yeah, wait dude. right you finishes in two seconds and laugh at us. i had the rocket club so i just shot myself across the gap.
48:15 no, no squeaks. squeaks, no. i hate spawning. i'm not playing. here we go. you sound like you like it. you're like, thanks. okay. how comforting. i see what you got in your pocket. oh my god. why would that vibrate me?
48:50 wait, get in the car, get in the car! we can all go! oh, okay. okay. whoo! no! i almost made it. what the hell is that? oh! she got struck by lightning. i'm for freaking good double kill. hey! i can't deal with this vibration. no, you hit my ball! that was crazy.
49:33 please. i'm so far away. i'm so far away. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god.
50:04 i don't think my back. okay, okay. it's still it's going great here. you see in the light every time the light moves. that's a vibration. holy cow. well, who's got the air more? i do. i think you know what's good because you get a max strength. no, i guess you go to the side. yeah, maybe not. i'm out in fucking no where's ville. what the shop?
50:46 what the fuck, squeaks? i'm not your enemy. i am not your enemy. i need the item. i need it. don't want the tree. don't want the tree. thank you. thank you. thank you. oh, my god. good stuff. it makes you use your air horn if you're holding air horn. that's so funny. yo, yo. oh, my god, ryan.
51:31 why would you do that? taste your own medicine. nice aim bro. oh my, what the fuck? oh shit
52:05 let's go! damn it, stan. the lightning you can aim like across the entire map. i didn't realize. oh crap! my ball is so in the back. this is not good. oh no, dude. i'll take that. oh my god, the spank. i need a paddle. oh and oh my god, kade has a bumblebee? i need skins in this game. oh my goodness. he refused to play. i can't believe you guys are gagging up on me when i'm the last place.
52:46 you just gotta tap it in. dude, ryan's winning. look what you did. look what you did. okay, common enemy. the whole is everyone target. squeaks' enemy is whoever is right next to him at the start of the whole. you and squeaks have six kills each. me and kane have like none. we're here for the love of the game. golf purist. that's right. i will be here warning you though to be quick. friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly. friendly, friendly.
53:19 what the hell happened? where did the mine go? if you're holding an item in someone's air horns, you're forced to use it. oh really? yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so. i've waited for you to inspect the blicky. um, kate, excuse me? no, i have, i don't even know what happened. i think my mine got thrown away when the air horn happened and then it just dropped there. why? what happened to friendly? that was just for the tea, right? okay. alright. please.
53:55 man, i'm waiting it out. i'm waiting. it's g. she's got it. she's got a bit of a lead on this one yeah, i'd be a safe rounds. i'm sorry. i lost all power to my vocal cords for a second. this vest can't be good for you, right? well, i'm frozen no, why is it vibrating me i'm finished i always forget you just hit people don't do it oh
54:29 wait, you did not block the hole. you did not block the hole. no. someone move it. someone has to decide. wow. the hole opened up. the hole opened up. my god. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
55:01 that was so fucking annoying. you should have just moved it then! you should have moved it! i didn't know how to move it, you should have moved it! this one looks like a big... a big what? like a big map. oh never mind. truce off the team? friendly? friendly? oops i fucked it. oh come on! you didn't even do it man. no don't get both, you're greedy. you're greedy you son of a bitch! oh okay, i see you.
55:33 i'm gonna wait for this one so don't even try. remember, rein's a common enemy. oh landmine goes so much farther than i thought. yes yes yes, rein is a common enemy. yep. anyone else picking up good vibrations still? oh someone said vibrations. oh no. oh my ball went so far. careful. oh he must be full items but he didn't wait long enough. i'm in, i think i'm in.
56:12 my god, how? by seven items at the same time. where's my balls? it must fell. it's 60 meters down bro. no, it fell. is there a way to stop it from rolling? you gotta hit it the other way and then it will stop. is this not my, it is. no. wait, what will the hole in what right here?
56:43 oh, squeaks. i don't even know how. it was too hard. oh, it's? doable. doable. oh my god. if i don't pass. what do you mean if, man? you never know. damn it. okay, we're falling apart here. are you winning? no, i'm not. yeah, he's up there. oh my god, what the fuck? why is ryze winning again? oh my god. oh wait, this is sick. the central park.
57:19 i can't hit. come on. you had too many items from last time. he's right. hey. oh damn, the movement attack too. can't hit what you can't see. oh, we all hit from different sides. or kind of. oh yeah? i got that too, bro. oh. damn it, damn it. what the fuck? how? motherfucker. i see you, buddy. gg. no, that's evil.
58:05 that's so evil. yeah, gee. why, why, why? wait, what? i didn't... make out, make out, make out. smart, very smart.
58:26 the green the green killed him. i'm gonna make it. i don't know. tik tok. tik tok. you better do it right. really? no. wow. that's crazy. all right. i see that.
58:57 oh, if the ball's in motion. mm hmm. w motion. w motion. very good. thanks, dad. i'm impressed. good for you. you like it? i just knew it. you can shoot the shotgun twice? oh, yes. yeah, yeah. it's still vibrating. it's still so vibrating. say cheese!
59:26 oh, you were way too far away. oh, that's fucked up. that's fucked up. wait, don't be item. what? yeah. staz, are you kidding me bro? okay, i can't see. hold. not while i'm driving please. just dangerous. he took my oh my god! oh, that's what the heat seeker is good for. what the hell?
59:56 do we have to kill ryan? yeah, common enemy. otherwise we all lose. jason, the cart is so fast. yeah, it's like insane. wait, if i hit the blicky. not well, i'm already down, please. oh, that'll wake you up. oh no. oh no. oh, thank you. yes! okay, not good for me. oh no, no. not great for me.
1:00:41 oh, and bounced onto the beach too. well, please. i was going to use it, but then because of your air war, it made me use it. oh, i'm actually molding. i'm molding so hard. yes, yes, yes. oh no. oh no. we've got a man before. oh, i threw.
1:01:11 okay, i'm still in last. i was still ready. oh now this is a course. oh. patches.