OH BABY A DOUBLE (Super Battle Golf w⧸ Haptic Vest)

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0:00 what's the star called in shifting sand land in the pyramid? i have no idea. that's crazy. top of the pyramid? no, the one in the top of the pyramid. oh sure. pillarless. but the real, the gamer name, or not the speedrunner. not the gamer name, but uh... oh no, is there quicksand on this? no, no, no, no quicksand. i got a penalty stroke for going on quicksand.
0:34 wait, really? yeah. maybe out of bounds? oh, it must have been out of bounds. oh no. oh my god. wait, it's the top of the damn pyramid. oh no. i thought i aimed inside it. okay. i've made a major mistake. i made perhaps the major mistake. my ball is stuck out of bounds. oh no. you can kind of go outside for five seconds before it ticks you. never mind, i got it.
1:05 come on now. okay, there's no need for that. there's definitely for that you're winning. you know what to shake? yeah, all items on ryan by the way. that's up. crazy storm. excuse me. i was supposed to shield i guess i shouldn't use a magnet in a thunderstorm. does it attract those light it might it literally might have because as soon as i popped it, it was over for me.
1:43 i'm surprised not that many air horns this map. i think we're just too spread out because we all suck ass. that's probably it. bertie! bertie! oh, i actually only hurt myself with that. okay. so stupid. i can't believe it. squeeze, what were you thinking? i was gonna hit it towards stands. you son of a bitch! i'll kill you!
2:17 oh no it's so far oh you can cheat i got you i got you i got you what is happening where is my fucking ball okay ryan's gonna win anyone air horn anything oh no that air horn was so good oh no i thought i can't stop this bald guy
2:47 wait, we're getting owned. by the way, that's still vibrating. okay, i mean, i think we can all see the scorecard. we all know it needs that. yes, big time. i think my ball went somewhere. just don't know where. it went wrong. i didn't see the wind. excuse me. i'm so slow. i'm way in the back.
3:28 if you get golf cart on a par five that shit is o.p. yeah. wait, i got it off in time. you're i'm clutch. oh no. i did that. oh, i went in! i went in! what? what? that's insane! did you chip in? i chipped in and then jumped in the river to try to dodge the laser.
3:54 holy... i mean, i just can't defend against that. that's bad for us. guys, we're not doing... what the fuck? squeeze. you said friendly! you really need to not get last, i'm sorry. oh my god. oh my god. we are not doing a good job of blocking ryan to win. yeah, i'm 200 points out.
4:20 that was the most insane map ever though. okay fine, everyone, every item on ryan. guys, come on. it's only hole 11, there's plenty of time to come back. that's not true, that's not true. that's really good. oh, i went for the hit, it was too far.
4:49 don't do it. that's insane. wait, that made me drop my ball? you can press f to drop the mine and then full send it at a person. still vibrating. wait, i got three items for that. still vibrating. i'm so behind. sorry, i'm actually terrible.
5:36 oh damn. you don't know what i'm gonna do! why? why? i mean someone's gotta pay.
5:56 yes! shoot him! shoot the ryan! shoot ryan! shoot ryan! you're stressing me out! oh my god. oh my god. he's still winning. you can't look at the fourth place person and be like, you have to stop him! and that's up to you guys up there. i did as much as i could. knock it off. you know what? i don't believe you. that's not true. that's not true. a man of culture? i won't do it. of course.
6:26 no. you did it. it wasn't me. it wasn't me. okay, you know what? i deserve to pay some price for that. yeah, you can't get every item. okay. damn, it's fucking you calm? it's like i'm hungry on the outside. what a shot. what a shot. why? because my tummy's rumbling, but it's rumbling from the outside. oh my god. nice.
7:12 oh, you motherfucker. how am i gonna get that? oh shit. oh, thank god. thank god. oh shit. how am i gonna get that? oh my god. no. alright, good work. giving you jumpshoes there for free when you can't make the jump is so bm from the frickin' game. it's so funny. yeah, it's crazy. please, please. i mean, we're all in right now. oh my god. hell of a shot, right? how is he so good?
7:50 oh, now the minus four. that's so greedy. with 10 seconds. and it was worth it. oh my god. oh my god. wow. there's a clear bad guy. i think he's cheating. i think he's cheating. he's evil. it might be the maniacal laugher now that i think about it. oh shit. well, you all made us install some shit fucking program on our computer too. and now he's in twin. like, there's no way.
8:28 alright, we had a feeling that would be coming. oh, rumble time. really? forever. it's just still going. okay, oh i see. okay, mine actually might be broken. it's just still rumbling. how about now? oh no. okay, good thing i wasn't sitting on the ball. okay, now i was. how many of those do you have? are you serious? no! imagine. okay, that's quite bad.
9:11 it's vibrating so much. is it broken? mine's still going from the beginning. oh, just still going! god. okay, it looked like it was... the blue i thought was the other blue. oh, come on. everything is blue, dude. how am i supposed to know the difference? oh no, no! i don't want to hit squeaks! oh wait, hold on. that might be okay. you are...
9:45 like why me i'm getting ganged up every every time i look 10 in a row. oh i got it. what am i supposed to use these items on if not someone right next to me? save it save it save it got a coffee. are you kidding me? no, that's huge that's actually huge oh
10:22 i have to go for this. any a horns? any a horns? i'm coming, i'm coming. i'm coming. dude. no, i even shot the blicky. that's unbelievable.
10:39 it felt so bad, but also also so good. i can't believe it. become demon. i'm going demon. you have 19 hits. you're on shouldn't count because the air one is like an aoe. that's not a targeted attack. that's targeted, bro. the air one for sure is targeted.
11:07 you better swing so fast. i'm not even worried about this. hey, you blocked my shot. oh no, i find one in the water. this is my home for sure. i need this. no, i need this. i need this actually the most, desperately. statistically.
11:34 i actually just need ryan to get last. i don't mind who wins the hole. we can even it up. oops. oops. oh, okay. okay, fine. looks for me. i'm gonna kill myself and it's your fault. i want you to know that. i want you to know that. oh, damn it! what the fuck? please, please, please. holy cow. yes, yes, yes. nice. nice, nice. nice dodge.
12:19 okay, smart play. yes, let's freaking go. yes. you know what? that's actually good. that's great for us. i agree. 40 seconds to farm. guys, we only have three holes left and ryan is still winning. that's all i need. that's more like it. that's more like it. he's got lightning in a bottle. it's infinite items, i feel like.
13:01 it's insane. what does he want? no way. no way. my god agreed. the greed actually will kill him. the greed will kill him. the greed will kill him. no, he's actually good. i'm pissed off. no way. holy.
13:26 oh, can't believe that. everything i got sucked, just to be clear, everything i got sucked pretty bad. there's no way you would throw away dueling pistol for something that sucked. well, that's true. where's the others? i actually missed. not the best. don't do it. okay, wait, i got a good item. i won't do it. i won't do it. we're chilling. we're chilling. oh, shit.
14:05 i should have trusted you. i should have trusted you. wait, how do we get there? i told you, we're chilling. hey. this is a huge map. is anybody seeing anybody else? yeah, me and kate are chilling. oh crap, fizz. the end is going to be so many air horns. are you kidding me? take two. shit. that could be big. this item's got to be good. oh, guess what? it's an air horn. how do i get across? you can go through shallow water. i think there's a shallow water. i see. this is, they're so screwed up.
14:54 oh no, did i just go off the edge? okay, insane, insane. smart, smart air horn. oh my god. can you rocket jump yourself or will it kill me? i think it'll kill me. it killed me, it killed me. i needed that quicker. all right, well i don't know how to get across. i'd have to go over there. oh no, this hole is impossible. wait a second. this hole is actually impossible. oh shit. oh fuck, wait what?
15:29 i actually hate you. it wasn't me, that one wasn't me. i don't care who it was. no! oh no, she got it. i did the riot, i did the riot. oh my god. i'm in. is that legal? pushing the ball with the body?
15:53 i can't get across the water! oh my god! i'm going this way now. i'm trapped on an island. there you go, on the right. that's the shallow land right there. on the right. behind you, there you go. no, i for sure finished this. okay, not my best outing. like it's economical. it's insane.
16:22 wait, here we go. wait a second for a moment. ready? oh, yeah. all right. we got it. we got to win out check. second last hole. i had 100% confidence someone was getting tagged off the jump there. no, i was trying to murder you.
17:09 why does he laugh like that? you got a problem with my laugh? yeah, yeah, yeah, you laugh like a freaking evil. okay. okay. oh my god. where's my i got carjacked! i really needed that. oh, fuck. well, that might be okay. paul, thank you.
17:42 okay. i was kidding. i was trying to ryan's dominating on you, dude. you can't take that. there's no way that's good. don't do it. don't do it. still vibrating. just kidding. dodged. yes. wait. the only winning play. i'm getting the almost went in. holy. okay.
18:22 no! beautiful! squeaks! i could have won! okay, that was you. all right, well. stance, you gotta become rekt. yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. okay, okay. i should just be farming items then. wait, i'm not in last place. ryan's behind you. ryan's behind you. yeah. you got this. nice, chip. huge.
18:56 okay, wait. cait's in first now. no, no, no. i'm not. i'm not. watch this. he's gonna score this and he's gonna be number one. oh, you're right. by ten! yeah, but you're still number one. by ten? yeah, but you're number one. you're number one. okay, last hole, by the way. last hole. last hole number one is ryan. eighteenth hole is a damn bar. hey. don't tell my wife. oh.
19:30 oh, he has a speed up. are you kidding? nope. okay. nice. nice try. get away from me. i don't know why i'm vibrating. i'm just gonna stay near you. i have no idea. there's no need for that. yeah, i guess really there kind of isn't. oh my god. oh my god. he 360 no scope me. thank you, sans. i just froze myself. i can't believe it. wait, wait, wait, wait. we got the bounce.
20:09 is this the way? is this the way? oh my god. no, no, no. squeaks, not me, not me. hey, hey, hey! scaring the air horns from far away is so scary. oh, oh. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. what? that actually helped me, thanks. you killed me. i see you. oh, no! oh my god. i actually am going to lose it. ah!
20:53 i've been air horned on a pie. i got a i can't yes, oh no, oh my god what happened? oh my god, can you say you guys let her win? oh
21:27 what do you mean? i worked hard for that. 16 holes, have we got to stop this guy? no one let me do anything. what are you talking about? look at how many kills i had to get just to defend my lead. you guys were doing no work. i got more kills than doing it put together. you lit murder tweaks in front of your audience. yeah, true. map one. you all hit 32. that was really funny though. me too.
21:52 that's good because i give what i got all of my kills were equally spread all of yours were highly targeted guys don't worry. this is the moment that we turn it into team games there's too much hate in this group we need to get together. oh, i need i'm air warning. oh
22:17 what other items vibrate? because i swear sometimes my suit was vibrating with no air horns. you don't like the air horns? no, i mean, i hate them, frankly. but it's just some other item. i don't know why. or which one, i mean. oh, no, i made myself. the shield. shield did vibrate, but shield is only for yourself. what just happened? yeah, shield and then...
22:44 i think the cuz we're on a team. yeah, yeah, we're team, we're team. i gotta remake my character. damn, damn. i wanna do 50% on the air horn. i'll just do 30%. how about that? i think you can take it down to normal to be honest. normal? yeah, cuz i was getting used to the air horn by the end. air horn truly made me want to end it all. i'll be honest, i hated it.
23:11 oh shit, that last part was messed up. i'm putting every item in. okay, that's great. every item is in and then... we're gonna be... squeaks and i, we're gonna be team. okay. and then stance and ryan's gonna be their team. i don't even know if i wanna win with him. son of a bitch. i get too much heat early. yeah.
23:47 i gotta work on my social game. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. now you need to develop your super battle golf resume. exactly, exactly. that's what you gotta do. and then you backstab. oh, hi stans! uh, i will not be airhorning. oh my god, you're such an asshole. how does, how does team ball work anyway? that's a great question. yeah, after you hit me.
24:14 i think both of us, whoever scores, whoever have both of the members pot in wins. i see. i can't believe you didn't even try to run me over. oh my god. okay, i got... we're not all monsters. see ya! what the fox did? wait, wait, i got a better idea.
24:40 see you. damn. you really are tiger woods posting. no, not down the hill. not down the hill. are you really? yeah, thanks for the donation. i really appreciate that. good blind, good blind, good blind, good blind.
24:57 you shall die oh my god, oh my god, what is happening up there? oh, wait squeeze get over here on my way. we have to kill ryan so that he doesn't get okay, oh oh no, oh good shot. oh wait. oh
25:32 an opportune moment. just kidding. hey guys. so as long as wait, wait, just as long as one of them doesn't score we win. just just hit me in the ankles. my god. beautiful. squeeze. squeeze. no, please. it killed me. without those comms, i wouldn't have gotten that. this is why we practice. i love this. all right. it's just the first one. we got it. we got this. oh, this one's so easy. i'm going to air horn. so don't worry.
26:09 oh no, wait, pistol off rip is broken on this map. i'm a mile away. good. good. okay. ryan, this one's on you. what happened? she pistol me off the cliff right at the beginning and i'm so far away. what? i had one too. oh shoot. stans, you got to break away. okay. okay. oh, thank you. i tried to freeze her.
26:46 oh, i got pistol. oh my god, please no that fucked up my ball good good. good. good. good. i think i hit it too far. no, i didn't. oh, okay. that's fine. oh shit i'm gonna save that i'm gonna save that i'm gonna save that i'm taking this one. oh that was a crazy shot. yeah, i tried i got one i got mine. this is fine. this is fun
27:16 that's okay. they got us a little bit. the air hockey mind though to try to hit his ball out of the way that was sweet. yeah. we're still on this. it's you and me. we're allied allied. okay, go for it. i'm actually gonna jump ahead. i'll try an item farm in front of everyone. yep. okay.
27:50 i was just dead. okay, that's actually godlike for me. w. damn, look at his movement. i'll be a human shield for you. i'm gonna go for double item here. oh no. what the hell? i raised the ball. what a shot. no, no, no. okay, never mind. i'm gonna save this for next round. toxic, toxic. oh, mind games, mind games, mind games.
28:19 oh, i have double golf cards. wait, wait, wait. ryan, are you behind me? no. yeah. oh my god. fucker. i'm actually gonna drop you. just the worst. do we have anything? yeah. no. okay, we got it.
28:57 oh, huge, huge, huge. you might get bullied. maybe i shouldn't have gone ahead. why is my suit vibrating so much? how about you fuck off, bro? let's freaking go. okay, i got it. oh, my god. it's actually a battle of skill. the movement. i've never seen anything like it. no, no, no, no, no.
29:32 i can't see. nice. oh my. no. that was huge. that's insane. if it was anything but the camera, how did you get it? game sense. it's just game sense. like an evil. i'm scanning. smart. i should pick you up. i should pick you up. yeah. pick him up, bro.
30:08 enjoy your item guys. oh, wow. oh, they're item hoarding. okay. i don't even know where my ball is. okay. are you right by me? no, you're good. you're good. go away. wait, wait, wait. are you closest? i'm dropping you a burger. huge.
30:39 dude, you can't share items! what the hell? it's a team game! i gotta tell you, it's not looking good for me. my ball fell. oh no, no, no. i made a huge mistake. i thought you could hit it into him. oh, we actually lose. oh no. oh no. what? it worked. barely got me. it's all good. okay, you might need to play defense. i'm so far.
31:12 oh no, like they're lining me up. they're lining me up. what the fuck? let's freaking go! oh my god, oh my god, my balls. just kill him, just kill him, come come come come come come. what the fuck? that's crazy. that's insane. okay okay.
31:33 just score. yeah, i got it. okay. one. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh shit. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
32:04 yes. okay. okay. that one's on me. they shouldn't give you a shield after you get knocked down. how about you shut the fuck off? the only reason we even went through that rigamarole is because you froze me. otherwise my ball would have been in the hole. yeah, sure. any last words? oh, you can't even dodge. okay, guns at the beginning are absolutely broken. come on. there's no way up. i have to die.
32:39 i'm really, really far back. no, no, we're good. don't even sweat this one. this one's easy. i might be able to item farm them. smoke bomb dude. you got a little speed and you go invisible. me when i'm blind. you know what actually helps? i'd be surprised. oh shit, it did. my ball made it up but i didn't. that's crazy. the vibration only makes me stronger. who's got these damn cameras?
33:23 what the hell? oh, no, here she comes. no, no, no, no. grief mode activated. no, the... oh, no. who's is that? please. okay, i just don't want to die. no, stanby! it's not my lightning, man. we got one in. we got one in. good luck to you. squeak, squeak, you have to yell to do it. my ball is so far away. wait, wait, i got an idea. i got an idea. i can only kill him. let's freaking go.
34:02 you can hit your ball well giant but it's bad. oh you killed yourself brother. yeah, i did not. we gotta farm items. we gotta farm items. whoa what a shot. i blocked it. i blocked it. good nice nice nice nice. i blocked it bro. i blocked it. we have to keep griefing. yes yes! it's so evil.
34:27 oh, stanzy! oh my god. nice! honestly, not bad. not bad. not bad. damn, i got rolled. okay, i hit it in the middle a hundred times last time. dude, why is this team match even more stressful than the single? it's more intense. it is! i feel like you don't want to let your teammate down. oh, you don't actually have to help me. thanks. the vibration only makes me stronger.
35:01 yes, okay. i am far behind. i'm an item farm. i'm bagging. i'm going for the hole. okay, i will be behind. oh, i got burger mode. okay, this is a great start for us. we have to stop ryan though. oh no, i think the ball, that was so unlucky. so how can you hit the mine? how does that work? you have to drop it with the f. oh. he got me.
35:38 you got me. you got me. good trade. the difference between the blue of the map and the blue of the water is very annoying on the board. hold on. oh my god. i have a shield. you are evil. you're evil. oh no. oh no. oh, good shield. oh, it doesn't work i'm afraid. i wish. here i am again. oh no no no!
36:10 oh my god, who shot me? you don't go anywhere near as far as the ball. i don't know why i thought that. this is worse than being dead! i got you. i missed but first. oh, not vibrating like crazy. the vibration won't stop. oh my god, behind us. behind us. no, no. dude, being a giant oaf is actually annoying this shit. tactical nuke. oh, what a miss.
36:57 oh, strikers! yes, i scored, i scored! no, lightning got me! it's so sad. squicks! that's alright, take your time, take your time. yeah, yeah, take your time. take your time. take your time, dude.
37:14 nice! don't let him farm, don't let him item farm. okay, okay, yeah. it's okay, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. we'll get off, we'll get off quick, don't worry. oh shit, falling on the beach here is like a death sentence. oh, is this the map you got lost on? yes. okay. dude, my chat was like, your category is wrong! they were trolling you? that was medigin?
37:46 what am i doing? yeah, what are you doing? oh my god, i actually walked into the... that's so funny because i put in the worst spot known to man. i'm trying to farm for a golf cart for us. just kidding. smart, smart. wait, take this. it's behind you. there's a coffee for you. thank you. you can kind of see where it's gonna strike on the golf cart. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good comp actually. i didn't see that until now. and all these strokes. you think only you have it?
38:21 i have that too. oh, oh damn. oh no. don't i die? i got launched off. yeah. i got blasted too. wait, nevermind. nevermind. squeeze it's all us. it's all us. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. what a shot. no. holy moly. oh my god. i'm out of bounds. i need the freaking blade. okay. i'm in. oh, he went. and i went out of bounds. no, ryan. my shot is so bad. it's so bad. maybe item four?
38:53 oh, you get it on the way back. i love that. optimizations. there's a mine there. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. it's possible. oh, huge. i'm sweating. me too. honestly. oh, damn. movement tech, you can go to the right. otherwise, you got to go to the left. okay. i've died on movement tech a lot. i'm going left. yeah, i'm going left. you need last word? no, stop doing that.
39:28 oh my god, getting shot in the face off spawn is the most second most frustrating thing behind those fucking air horns. uh, okay. okay. wait, you guys all went movement tech? oh, what the fuck? i literally shot the mine, so it didn't explode on me. wait, did it work? yeah. that's crazy. other blow up. damn it, stance! oh, was that you? wait, come on. where's can i not reach the hole here? no, not even close. oops.
40:07 oh shit, oh, you know, it's okay. i'll spawn the other side thank you got you i knew someone was close. oh my god, i'm in i'm in i'm in okay, okay. okay. okay. okay. ryan blew me off. i'm in i'm in i'm in was crazy
40:52 dude, we have to kill ryan. this guy is literally a team. come on, stans, join our team. i agree, guys. yeah, no. he's a fucking menace on the links. clearly the evil. not in my country club. yeah, use that... dummy. could have been fun. stop shooting me in the face. could have had some fun. oh no. oh shit. what a good shot. i'm so dead.
41:36 i didn't do anything. that was ruthless. is that water? i can never tell what the fuck i'm shooting at. oh, for sure. i just lost it right into there. me too. i didn't know either. stupid of me. don't talk about my friend. nice shot. thanks for moving me closer to my ball. you're welcome. never mind. i shot myself off the edge.
42:22 oh, i live a shot. nice shot. no, no, no. oh, please make it. please make it. please make it. please make it. please make it. please make it. please make it. please make it. my anger overwhelmed me. really funny. my anger so far. wait, how do you get it? oh, i see. is there anything you got? you got? no, i'm out of items.
42:53 yes. wow. yes. yes. that was insane. let's go fast. we can stop them. yeah, for sure. yeah. how about orbitals? she's not going to be broke. it's whoever's in first. oh, and i was.
43:33 my god, let's freaking go. okay. oh no. oh no. oh no good strat want to die it's crazy. what a part oh we won oh
44:04 that's fucked up. we have chance. we have chance. don't lose hope. okay. okay. 100% we have chance. don't lose hope. yeah. well, i have stance. yeah, that's the problem. you have stance. i have squeeze. oh, no. this map stinks. just going uphill. say cheese. oh, thanks, sans. you sure you want to do that? yeah. yeah.
44:39 i actually don't know. i think i might have fucked it. he's driving crazy. i need to get a speed boost. it's not water. water everywhere. this one's so far. yeah. oh, you grab the item. i have double double shot. okay. okay. i'm going to go for the shot. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah.
45:32 she's in. oh my god, what a shot. hello. oh my god. i think i have time to farm. kill stiss, kill stiss. admit it, you're jealous of the tech. you're jealous of the tech and the speed. damn it. it's anyone's game, relax. no. oh, if it was only a high level, it's wrong. oh my god.
46:12 i farmed a lot of items in that last round. what are you going to do? what are you going to do? you got me off. what? oh, what are you doing? get out of here. i'm blocking your ball. oh, that's so funny. you're a motherfucker.
46:43 no, oh no, i'm dead. wait, but i got, oh my ball is back at the beginning? yeah it is, i didn't want to tell you, i saw it bro. oh i hit you instead of the ball. you hit me instead of the ball. i'm sorry, but i saw you running up as if you hit the ball. oh, i thought i hit both, i thought it was a godlike strategy. do not shoot my teammate! oh my god. as you wish.
47:11 yeah, nice shot. as you wish would have been crazy if it actually hit. damn. here comes huge burger man. okay, that's it. attack of the titans. let's go. that's what you got, man. get your ball closer. squeaks. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. what? the burger hits it so hard. oh no. do you have any items?
47:51 what the fuck happened? the invisible ninja. oh my god, why is the ninja? i was gonna try something a little sneaky on squeeze. were you gonna hit him with the rocket club? i was gonna hit him with the rocket club while i was invisible. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, okay. oh, i can see your items. i see. like that's gonna change how you play. yeah, well, you know what? little butt, it does. oh my god.
48:21 that's the p.s. that he was waiting. you said farm items! i'm coming off your comms! that's not what i said to you! it's okay, lock in. yeah, we got this. lock in on this one. this is all mapped. we don't have any air horns. or do we? guys, look at... what the heck is... what the fuck was that, man? you ran in front of me, man.
48:52 yeah, check this out. run in front of this. oh, same. i'm right next to you. oh, no. why are you talking shit to me? i got evaporated, man. dude, you just got too much tea. they hate me. they hate me. wait, kase skipped an item. what's that about? oh my god. nice shot. i got evaporated. squeeze anything to slow it down. tap it in. tap it in. tap it in.
49:24 so downstairs i won. okay, that's fine. it's fine. we just need to get to find the way no, no. yes. yes you are oh perfect. oh, damn. oh fuck. oh clutch up. i've seen you win these nice let's freaking go crazy putt crazy putt damn let's freaking go. oh my god. holy shit. well now you're all gonna pay
49:56 oh yeah, yeah, sure. we're down by five. and there's only four whole lives. oh wait, there's actually five holes. including this. you item holder. oh no! i hear him. i hear him. kill him. why can't i not step on you? oh, that's unfortunate for me. oh, that doesn't work? yeah, yeah, try that. try that again. okay. hey, you know what? i will. oh, no! that's a landmine! i didn't see it.
50:35 it's attack of titan again. wait, where's my ball? oh. okay, okay. it's not a big deal. okay. oh, it's alright. it's alright. it's shallow. please. oh wait, you actually saved me? did i actually? alright, alright, alright. i see how it is. oh. okay, that's huge. i think i got a great strat. oh no! i can't reach.
51:26 yeah, yeah, yeah. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. what a shot. that doesn't kill you? alright, i got invincibility. damn it. no. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. yes, fight. no. yes. no. yes. we did it. oh my god, that was crazy. what a shot from the same. what the hell? great shot, great shot, stance.
52:08 how did you get that maggert in? wait, didn't we both get it in too? yeah! the guy hit it while it was going over to him and it also rolled in. oh, that's so sad. oh, nice shot! oh no. oops. oh, the speed boost from a perfectly hit shot is crazy. bud, your ball is way back here, bud! you walked in front of my ball? i did. oops. kind of a savage move. you can make it!
52:45 this card is for us. stans, you're kinda on your own on this one. yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i'm going crazy. i'm actually doing tricks on the lynx. yup, yup, yup, yup, yup. thank you. oh my god. no way! oh my god. oh my god. it's actually so bm. all right, you guys wanna play like that? here we go. here we go, i hope you're happy. block, block the ball, block the ball!
53:11 block it! i hope you're happy. oh no, attack on titan. oh no, please. please save me. how about you fuck off, stan? stan, please. stan's kinda insane. stan's! fuck off! i'm not even stan's, man! quicks, you have to launch it. you have to launch it. i'm only gonna... i'm gonna kill ryan. oh, i fell through the map? you pushed me through the map? i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it. she abused the glitch, judd? she abused the glitch?
53:46 it's a speedrun skip. oh dude double jump boots are insane. oh my god oh
54:24 i've imagined if my ball went in though. that would have been the way of the game. cinema, cinema. insane. my heart is beating way too fast. yeah, mine too. same team chilling. relaxing. nice relaxing start. the speed boost is so sick. okay. interesting. what? oh, i went over the edge. not even a problem. literally puts me closer to the item anyway. is this possible?
55:03 the items the rocket launcher just remember that next time you get hit by a rocket. okay, i'm actually getting stun locked. oops, did you want that? hey, you're invisible. my god, i thought i actually got it. i'm still here bro. you are so toxic. my god. i can't believe what i'm seeing. yes, yes, yes. no, i'm dead. yep. i could have popped my shield. i'm kind of.
55:41 oh my god good lightning. i'll be walking forever. i'm in the hole. what?! how?! dude, just get up man! how do i get up? how do i get up here? just it takes a while. it takes a while.
56:06 oh, no, you got it. you get to just the zero degree. your one on one stands your one on one. yeah. oh, what was that? my land mine looking up. yes. i was trying to find a jump so i could hit the dueling shot. i formed all the items. they're so dead. yeah, we go. i don't want to get shot on the team again. wait, two more holes. okay. friendly. friendly. it's me.
56:40 it missed? i wasn't shooting you, i was shooting them! you shot me in the fucking head man! no way, no way. keep kill, keep kill! the reticle wasn't even on him. the reticle wasn't on him. that's a left hand right hand difference. they hate each other. that's right. it's psychological. oh my god. i might have to team kill, sorry ryan. that's alright, that's alright. there we go.
57:15 oh actually i only hit them. oh, oh land mines. yep. yep. that's what you got huge huge huge thunder thunder on me. oh and stands. yeah. damn. i got double steps wait, oh bounce. oops. that was really good i think i wait out the spawn. oh not a golf cart luck or dog oh my god
57:56 i don't believe my eyes. oh, he is evil dude. he's literally breathing heavily after he murdered us. wait, kate, are you in first? i think so. oh no, i got it on the hill. yes, good job. it doesn't work on me bro. bounced you a little bit. bounced you a little bit. i wasted it. what the fuck? the ninja. oh no. oh no. oh no.
58:34 okay, okay, i threw. please, i'm sorry. i threw. i thought i could feel something. you have a gun. i would too. i would too. don't worry. how long is the shield? what happened to my golf cart? what happened to my golf cart? i tried to drop a golf cart on the hole just after my win in. no. no. dude, if i didn't throw. oh my god. i'm so sorry. i totally threw. my ball was right there and then
59:06 i was too bloodthirsty, i should've just gone for it. oh, it's the last hole. okay, everything or nothing here. this is for the win. dude, the fact that staz literally hid in the shadow to hit me is kind of... kind of what? i've learned a lot about... oh my god! you guys didn't know about this stuff. oh, thanks for the item! okay, wait. you can have this one. wait, i can't actually do anything because i'm huge. oh, i... okay.
59:47 okay. why is he literally insane? good joker. right to the item, huh? all right. it's all for nothing, right? this is the hole that matters? this is it. yep. polish everything or nothing here. whoever wins this, wins the game.
1:00:18 you're so lucky. you're actually so lucky. stan, your ball's behind you. no, it's a sick movement. oh, that would have been so sweet. i'm 400 meters away, by the way. best of luck to you, skates. oh, that shot needed to hit. i'm too fast. oh, look at the movement tech. i saw that. okay. zant has a burger. did i hit her? yes! i'm blind.
1:00:55 just score. i'll be there in just one sec. that was stupid of me to do. wait, we could be in trees in here. just score, just score. no, i knew it. i knew you would do some shit. what am i doing? oh no, you knew me. and then the putt of the century to put us back in the game. oh my god. oh my god. wait, where's my ball? oh, damn. holy shit. did it miss?
1:01:30 i don't know how it's supposed to be heat seeking. you have chase! we draw, we draw! friendship protected. we are equally great. absolutely. what if you say something like that? no, it's a tie.
1:02:00 yeah, absolutely this guy sucks you made me so much well, you can jump in the golf cart oh wait, i didn't know that every day whoa tech that would have changed everything. oh man. what a game it was. oh
1:02:28 with the vest, i fear the vest has become normal on my body. yes. you feel something missing for the rest of your day? yeah. i need to take a nap for the rest of the day. actually, i'm not gonna lie. it was way too stressful. it was stressful. it does get the heart rate up for sure. it does. it's not good for me. oh, watch it. stan, why did you make your character look like that? i love him. i actually am obsessed with him.
1:03:00 oh, you got me. oh, it actually hit me. no, it did it. okay. yeah.