OK...I'll bite (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 we're back y'all. it's that time again. this fellow one more time huh? they need to add more characters. this random guy just keeps giving us the revenant. nutritious ass oyster though. oyster gotta be one of the best, the foods that gets the best when it gets fried. almost every food gets better but oyster might be a hundred times better when it gets fried. also the oyster math makes no sense. the oyster situation is crazy.
0:45 one raw oyster, not even a snack. you need to have like half a dozen to even feel anything hit your tummy. one fried oyster, the biggest meal you've ever had in your entire life. make it make sense. they think we're stupid, man. well, now that we made it through the first fight, we start to... this guy sucks. i'm no chinese rodney dangerfield, okay? some aoe. good issue, man. we need a chinese seinfeld? you know, like...
1:34 there might be one, man. i'll be honest with you, i'm not that familiar with like all the shows that have ever been on the air in china. there might be a chinese seinfeld for all i know. fuck it, the cheese is aura. my life has been better ever since i stopped disrespecting the cheese. we need chinese cheol sonin. holy fuck, i can be your chinese cheol sonin. woah. i don't know what lao though. i can say i can't. wo bu hui.
2:18 i don't know allow and then get close has got to be like or something like that, right? i just need allow. good work man, good work. i think we need the stars. you know what, give me an omni slice. that seems interesting. and then the greatest pill in the history of video games. even though haters will say instead of making you better, it's making you ill.
3:09 i am invincible, i have no holes. something like that'll work, man. he won't do that for isaac though? i've done enough for isaac. now the real question is what has isaac ever done for me? don't answer that. it's a rhetorical ass question, okay? i think we need a zolar strike. i'm planning on doing any guild run today. so i'm not, and i understand that you're making a joke about the fact that it was a sponsored stream, but guild run has gas, man.
4:09 actually a good game. i even, that night, because the stream was on friday, that night i did a couple of runs of the demo during my free time and i got my ass kicked. i got my ass like completely destroyed and not even like via the leaderboards. i lost to the enemies. i said, fuck this. they watched my stream and they patched it. they said, well, venn l's doing this well, we gotta...
4:43 obviously something in the it's bugged, it's bugged. there's a crazy play here. check this out. that's my crazy play. my insane pace. mogged. mogged again. and akabeco? holy cow, man. i don't think we give a fuck about any of these cards, to be honest with you. you're too good at this? i like watching you die in spelunky. you only die you die in slay the spire 2, you just die on floor 2.
5:46 maybe, i don't know man. throw it in there. we got some stars. we got style, miles and miles. when you can't afford tents, when you can't afford big bang. prolong is always interesting. literally a good turn. just don't waste your akabeco and then use it on a much better attack. yeah, obviously i'm not gonna use it on that. could you give me any of my attacks that hit multiple times? why radiate was amazing? i forgot on turn one they give you stars.
6:40 oh man, what a world. you should see your face, man. you should see your face. i try not to? i mean, how hard could it be? i mean, unless you're in a hall of mirrors or something like that, it should be pretty easy. aoe will go crazy next turn. i do live in a hall of mirrors. fucker! crazy value.
7:29 what do you recommend to a guy who fucks with hard boiled seriously? i mean, honestly, if you've already identified that you like hard boiled, you've done the hard part. i'll probably go scrambled next. maybe over medium, because then that's going to be like your introduction into a softer yoke. a lot of people would say just go straight into over easy, but i would go over medium first just to see how you feel about the idea of a runny yoke.
8:01 raw? if you're like, if you're getting into boxing or something like that, you could always go raw. huge. he's talking about the movie. the movie, yeah, me too. rocky, the movie. not like the moose or whatever. is rocky the squirrel and bullwinkle's the moose? no, hard boiled? i'm confused. i guess, i guess i'm stupid. i'm confused here. rocky's the alien? rocky's the one who said, whoa, that guy. i remember that. now that was swag.
8:59 literally, it was the optimum akabecco play to not play radiate before because now i learned that it's good to play it on turn one. i don't think we need, well, you know what? are we gonna draw radiate? we're absolutely not gonna draw radiate. let's ditch it in. rocky is just like uzo. now you're leading me down a path where i cannot follow you. although i have had some uzo in my life. do i have any other attacks in my damn deck? thought rocky was the doom generation guy. plus two, gregoraki mentioned.
10:00 guy who gave the doom generation a two and a half after he saw it. oh my god, gregoraki reference. i need to get an x star damage card. if i can get an x star damage card, i mean they're fucked man. what? i mean copying a prolong is kind of swag. i don't think i've ever willfully taken this card. imbued motherfucking skill that you play at the start. it is interesting man.
10:58 it's an interesting idea to play venerate or hidden cash for free and hope to get the acabeko radiate combo. and also you would have like seven stars on turn two. but also i mean prolong, prolong gets played for free, you'd rather copy it. the hell is divine destiny? by the way a lot of you are probably like man he's drinking that dr pepper zero really fast. it's because i'm thirsty okay? it's not because it tastes good it's because i'm thirsty.
11:36 nothing but the best today exactly and it's hot out man. i'm also thinking start of each combat gain six i mean six of these if i got radiate early would also be sweat you know what start me off with that then we never have to worry about stars ever again. fuck it. you're toast copy nothing pay attention you ever had water. can i say something in defense of the water guys? um
12:26 it's not really in there. it's still annoying whenever you drink something that's not water they go have you ever heard about water like that's obviously irritating but there's an equally annoying guy that's popped up that um i don't think really existed to the same extent
12:43 even five or ten years ago, and that's the guy who when he finds out you're taking fiber goes i guess i'm a little different. i just get fiber from my diet. i'll go log for log with you any day. like you're basically saying you're better than me because i'm taking a fiber supplement. i'm taking a improving my own health. i'm artificially supplementing fiber and you're like well, i guess if you if you don't ever eat vegetables i guess that's something you could do. it's insane man.
13:11 oh, i guess oh, oh, you're taking insulin? for your fucking diabetes? i guess my pancreas just naturally produces it and regulates my blood sugar properly. but i mean if you gotta do that then sure. i mean you gotta do what you gotta do, but i guess like my pancreas is just good. fucking dickheads man! laughing at all the ways. you know what i'm talking about?
13:48 yeah, i have absolutely no idea. i mean, well laid plans is agnostically good. deflect is something, but we don't have a ton of draw. we're not really like a serpent form, andy. malaise could, it's always interesting. we're not really, we don't have an energy payoff though. i'm gonna leave it at that for now. a little disappointed. sure, i'll do nine damage, i guess. and then copy a prolong, which i appreciate. play two of those beasts. fuck it, let it fly.
14:48 jokes on you, i got another fucking prolong. look at this shit. oh! pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop! cheese to meet you. if guiding star costs zero, i'd be all about it, man. we do need some draw, but what's the question mark for, bro? i got the chosen cheese. i'd be inclined to say i came, i saw. i hit him right there in the jaw. now that seems like it could keep me alive, man. so i'm a joke to you. now you're getting it.
15:58 don't say that. get omni? or do you want to heirloom the then omni? like that's big. heirloom copies an omni. omni kills you all. and then maybe just like a well laid plans bro, a hole to radiate? how many scoops of metamucil you on? like a teaspoon and a half in the morning smoothie seems to help the medicine go down. smoothie is kind of the meta because you can just put anything in it and you don't even taste it.
16:45 i mean, metamucil doesn't taste bad, but it's very fucking hidden in the smoothie context. that's how i get my dog to take his medicine? okay, metamucil is not medicine for one. it's not medicine. it's a dietary supplement, just so we're clear. should we just snort it? i think i would because that's my favorite way to intake anything, of course. but i think it's different tubes. that's the only thing stopping me is that i think it might be different tubes.
17:27 or gummies because if you're a man child well the thing is i was on i i did the whole big tub of metamucil and i finished it off and then i said that was great but it could be better and that's where i made a huge mistake because then i went for the gummies and the gummies don't they don't i don't know if you need 10 times the dose to get the same response but the powder
17:49 is better as a medicine. eating like four fiber gummies is supposed to give you 10 grams of fiber. for some reason it doesn't do anything. it doesn't do enough. you might have to eat like 30 gummies or something like that at which point you're going to be spending 50 bucks a week on metamucil. so it is a medicine? oh because i said dose and response. it could be a drug. it could be a drug.
18:20 fuck it, we do have a lot of stars. you said medicine? oh my bad. your love is like bad medicine. bad medicine is what i need, a wo ho. a prolonged that doesn't exhaust? an inning ending double play! fuck it, i don't like you. take one of those. aw, he screwed up, you gotta do it in order, bro! whatever. life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone. one of those. you know what? i mean this is... this is really good.
19:09 because now we can just keep particle wall in our hand. suckin' off, chilly dudes, inside the morgue's deep freeze. jack's feelin' a little chilly, got his coat under his knees. oh, and... know what i'm talking about? that's a blast from the past. might as well. we got enough to play that. i actually do know what you're talking about for once. i believe. damn. well, that kinda sucked, man. but i still have 16 blocks, so it's actually not that bad.
20:11 can i draw some cards? i mean, i don't really want to play particle wall and prolong. i'd rather just play particle wall next turn, i suppose. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, that wasn't even that bad, man. it was actually surprisingly fine. can i do some damage? i don't think we need a second particle wall considering the circumstances. why not? prophesize was pretty good there. all right, bro. if you're willing to loan me some energy, i suppose.
21:26 yeah, with your energy. oh, with the rare situation where thorn saved me, but i still only have one blocking card. whatever is what it is. i don't think i'll hit you on this one. i think i'll just get hurt really bad. and again, waste our orbit. this guy, you should be an elite, bro. and that's literally a compliment before you get mad at me. you should be an elite. horrible turn. he's squishy. there's 124 hp, bro. he's more ripped than you!
22:30 particle wall actually is huge though. whoever told me to take particle wall a card i don't think i've ever willfully taken in my life. you're the real mvp right now. you know what? it's fucking one out. we know what we got to orbit. we could take it. especially when we got too many stars cards and no payoff for them whatsoever. i'm not using a block potion on that. it's just not going to happen. sure. i think a black hole could be good. all right. 61 hp. not too bad.
23:27 what other fast food items are fit meals besides mcdonald's? jason the accountant from the top rope with a damn good question. i'd have to think about it. scientists will probably tell you the mcdouble is not a fit meal because saturated fat accumulates in your arteries and eventually leads to a myocardial infarction, but the macros are all right. okay, the macros are okay. cookout, peanut butter, milkshake. yeah, if you're cutting.
23:59 what about the micros? i think there might be no micros. i think the mcdouble might only have, it might only have macros. if i throw this, i turn around. look at that. and then save your acabeko to hughes with an astral pulse. then we go in on you. okay. okay. i think we want heirloom hammer to copy prolongs. omni slice could be all right too.
25:01 but we need to play, well this is really bad. we only get to save one card. we probably die here. or do we? we don't. and orbit goes in two. okay. and then save particle wall. the macros of a fountain die at coke go crazy. it literally enriches your spirit and incurs no penalty. except maybe years later. but that might strike you as a different individual. so, you ever think about that? we're dead.
26:03 devastated. it was just my luck. she's got someone else in mind. who's that? is that mark anthony? just my... yeah, hell yeah, but it's just my luck. yep, it's the remnant. that's not prozac. it's not prozac because it has it... it's from the latin pop era. so no one's going to answer my damn question. who sang the song just my luck?
26:44 thanks for nothing. it's just my luck. she's got someone else in mind. this is a canadian song? you guys don't know just my luck? just my luck by vip aka voices in public? that's it. i mean, that's, i don't want to play anymore. you could, you could see where i thought maybe this was mark anthony. whoa, whoa. it's just my luck. she's got someone else in mind. damn, they're from barry, bro.
27:18 i thought you were from like miami or something. you're from barrie, ontario? from barrie town? you could tell by what they fucking carry, man. we're going fishing rod for some marc anthony greek. see now, you've learned from the best librarian, the classic double bait. you weren't doing that shit 18 months ago. and that enrolled straight out of you as if it was natural. mogged, i'm afraid.
28:03 barry kind of the miami of small town ontario. what the fuck? you call barry a small town? that's a suburb in the gta, bro. there's got to be at least a quarter million people living there. small town. you know what? that's the move, bro. 150k? barry's not in the gta? it seems that way when you're a little fellow from kingston. pretty much everything, you know, west of etobicoke. yeah, yeah, hook me up.
28:47 corey did post evidence, i mean he posted it in the discord last night too, but he posted evidence of, this could be big, of the costco using deep fryers. and i just got a hand, he went out there and he got the evidence. he took a picture, he was a primary source. so i mean, what can you say? w corey. he got it done. he didn't rely on any secondhand news.
29:28 he didn't lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff. he just, he went for it, man. i don't know if this is a star that's playing. i don't know if this is the way you need to be. you might get star. it's weird. you're really early on. go ahead. true to his word, lure. do it, do it, do it. okay, but in washington, we don't use fryers. i'm going to hold to that. i'm going to cling to that as if it's guaranteed to be true. but does costco deep fry?
30:11 i saw a little thing by the name of french toast. maybe you've heard of it? stop making me weak, man. one of these days i'm gonna getcha. one of these days i'm gonna getcha. but it ain't today. now could i getcha here? yeah, yeah, i could getcha. but then i wouldn't have anything left to play the astral pulse to make sure i got all my money back. you gotta think about this shit. there's layers to this shit. please let me kill this guy. you're fucked, lad. it was close though. it was really close. he honestly did kind of deserve the money.
31:23 fuck that, that was my money. you didn't deserve the money. what the hell am i talking about? he only took 36 gold? it's it's my money! you want to give him 36 gold, you go right ahead, okay? i'm not giving him i'm not giving him a dime of my money. why should i? only came for two days of playing. every time i come, i always wind up staying. you're talking about the kind of town you could spend a few days in?
32:15 miami, the city that keeps the roof blazing. i'm gonna get ya. i'm gonna get ya. it's like kevin o'leary's in the room with us. i honestly think kevin o'leary might be the world's first performative billionaire. it's like he talks like a broke guy thinks that rich guys talk. has anyone ever done an actual audit of his finances to find out that he's not just like, he's not just putting it all on a visa infinite privilege or something like that? donald trump is older than kevin o'leary? no shot.
32:55 bald, not bald. jacked, not jacked. american, canadian. i rest my case. there's no way. kevin o'leary is bald, bro! you got a lot to learn. so is trump. trump's canadian? oh, no! this run doesn't feel like it's going anywhere right now. we gotta figure out what it is that we do, man. or we just let it fly on an elite, and if we win, we get something that wins the game for us, and if we lose, well then...
33:47 maybe it was never ours to begin with. pretty good. it's pretty good stuff. you know what? perfect turn for that. also, you never know what fishing rod might upgrade next. get him. sorry, i gotta hit you so i can kill you next turn. i don't know why i hit you with the one that does less damage. that doesn't really seem to make a whole lot of sense, but did we not get something upgrade? oh, every three normal combats, they're trolling, bro. i'm putting 45 gold on strike. this isn't that kind of place, okay? dan wasn't alive today.
35:00 the speed at which dan's casino goes in his chat is so crazy to me. they're literally running like derivative bets. there'll be like a game he's never played and they'll be like, will he get to a screen that changes the camera angle in the next five minutes? and then i was going to say people, but the people are me, are like, i'm all in. obviously i'm all in. check this out.
35:31 play a cosmic indifference, bring back a venerate. play a cosmic indifference, bring back a cosmic indifference. play a gather light. what are we doing here? we're waiting out the plating. we're waiting the plating. how did this not work? it seems like it obviously should have worked. i guess i was drawing too many cards. how about one and now? how about that? one and now? one of those. and then one of those. and then one of these because it actually hurts you even more.
36:27 drank that dr pepper really fast. it's literally normalized drinking fluids in heat waves, okay? okay? you ever think about that? okay? this could be a new character. in my head, this character derived just from the voice is character that does problematic things but normalizes them just for themselves, okay? okay? oh, i guess i... so i'm supposed to feed my family but i'm not allowed to sell drugs. okay, okay, i guess i'll just...
37:04 i guess i'll just feed them with the proceeds of a legitimate business because that's like easy to make. okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm 47 and i've spent my whole life training to sell drugs but i guess i'll just drop all that and stop selling drugs and then my fam, i'll just tell them sorry you can't eat today, sorry, sorry honey you can't eat today because someone online told me it's not okay to sell drugs, okay?
37:37 so is it good? is this a good character that it's growing on me? okay, okay. i think it could be the move man. okay, i stopped saying okay though. that's gonna have to change. do it. stupid. this is stupid. i'm about to take 15 damage. there's nothing i can do about it. not to this guy. can we just start there? you can't be dying to this guy. this guy is like he's nothing. he lost to the haunted ship.
38:53 run in over ya, home slice. check it out. we lived through the hardest enemy the game's ever seen and we're generating stars every turn and i don't even know what this guy does so he can't hurt me. wanna hear my joke about the 1998 hit canadian country song 26 cents by the wilkinsons? the wilkinsons pride while the second pride of belleville, ontario after hawkins nuclear orange cheddar cheesies? what is that? i know that one. that one took rural canada by storm. a quarter for your call?
39:26 a dollar for your thoughts, a quarter for your a penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your call, and all of your mama's love. that's i haven't thought about it in, i guess like 28 years, but yeah yeah. a penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your call, and all of your mama's love. i remember that. so i wanna buy these shoes for my mama, please.
40:01 i thought you guys didn't have pennies. this was from a long time ago, okay? it's an old ass song. you're gonna wake up anyway. something's gotta be done. that's the move, man. just block forever and then never get debuffed. need to play this? yeah, yeah, yeah. and then you obviously can play that. and then you know what? play this and bring back this cuz you're generating stars every turn. so we do this and then this. wait, this actually could work. it actually could work.
41:00 probably you're gonna want to block at some point. huge. so what does this build do? stars bro. generates stars, spends stars, gets a payoff from stars, gets killed by this boss, pretty much just gets killed by this boss. it does nothing, pay attention. alright well...