HOW DO I WORK THIS? (Spelunky 2)
Northernlion2026-07-24Spelunky 2
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and now i remember what you once missed an amber alert and when chat mentioned it you said my bad guys will keep my eyes peeled that is like god bless the british columbia government. that was me getting the amber alert at 1204 a.m i said nah, not on my watch
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hopping in my car. i'm looking for a mom with a kid who looks just like her. i'm looking... i'm seriously going outside in the middle of the night and being like, hey, is that your kid? come with me! you better come with me! oh, that's not your kid? okay, carry on, carry on. that's your kid? you got some explaining to do. and i don't care if it was in kelowna, which is like a four and a half hour drive away.
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they send the amber alert, that's all hands on deck, bro. holy cow, my controller actually worked. i haven't played spelunky 2. literally the last time i played it was september of 2021. so it's been a minute. i don't know if i have anything even like unlocked. i'm excited to play though. what made you go back? i thought, hey, it's been a while since i played spelunky. that's pretty much it. now if i could just remember, oh, i forgot it has auto run.
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it has auto run in spelunky 2 so you don't have to run yourself. i got a concussion on monday, can you move a little slower? bob, how'd you get a concussion? weren't we beefing yesterday? i didn't know i was beefing with a guy who had cte, like that's kind of, i mean it's bad for you, obviously, but do you ever think about how bad it is for me? like it's a horrible look. you can't be doing that. you gotta tell me about any kind of conditions that have befallen you before we get into the beef instead of after.
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actually to be fair also, you're absolutely right. i did see that jerma was playing tf2 yesterday and i said to myself, you know what? if he can play tf2, i can play spelunky, bro. i don't always have to be crashing out, you know, playing isaac going like, what did they do to the damage upgrades? i could be playing anything, man. the muscle memory never runs out. now, that being said, the regular memory does run out a little bit because i don't
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i can't make that jump. is it worth? yeah, it's worth a rope man. it's definitely worth a rope. because i forget like what levels require us to do secret stuff. but you know what? we'll learn it as we go. it's that simple. another rope for a fella? it's always tempting. also, i'm not gonna lie to you. i mean,
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occasionally, prior to the peloton ride, i'll take a little listen to the dan always on channel. well, now you're going to get fucking... oh shit, i think i saved myself. and he's had a lot of spelunky 2 there. and for some reason, and don't take this the wrong way, dan, once you react to this. for some reason, i thought you were kind of not good at spelunky 2, but i've been watching the vods a little passively, but still. and he's actually amazing at spelunky 2.
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he's like incredible and he's moving so fast and like very rarely do i see him die. like he's it's right in his area of competence. let's put it that way. huge. plus who doesn't like some spelunky man? i don't even remember what the skeleton key does to be quite frank with you. i have almost no memory of what this does. well we might as well restart. it opens like one door something like that.
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you're done, lad. it opens all doors, but doesn't it break when we use it once or am i tweaking? am i off the pen? don't hit me with three question marks. i'm asking you an honest question. like when you google how to talk to girls, does it come back with three question marks? no, it probably spits out some stupid shit from like brock or something like that that you should not listen to. probably says some dumb shit like, oh, be genuinely curious. ask them about themselves. no, bro. talk about dragon ball z.
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it only has to work once, okay? now i don't know what to do with this. there's a hidden door somewhere. ah! i'm okay. is it on this level or is it on the level below us? the level below! oh hell no. know what i'm talking about? rose's music video? like do i have i go in through there, right? is that where it's on this level somewhere? okay. whatever you say, bro.
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whatever you say. that was him waking up. for some reason i thought it was the oojat eye. damn. is it there? listen, it's been a minute, okay? i feel like meryl streep in a nancy meyers movie. i gotta relearn all this stuff from the ground up. it'd be like this would have been a little dangerous, i suppose. nobody knows who that is.
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nancy meyers is probably like your mom's favorite director. she's done some good movies. now are they all like, you know, finding romance as a middle aged individual? yeah, it's called having a sphere of competency. and also some of them are actually all right, bro. well, you've never seen something's gotta give. amanda peep, jack nicholson, one of jack nicholson's last roles. she did what women want.
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not a good movie, but maybe one of the better movies that has that exact premise. certainly not a good movie, but inspired some movies that are even worse. she wrote the birdcage. the more you know, though. i mean, i was already putting respect on nancy meyers. now i'm putting even more respect. this is the boss level. i forgot how to kill this guy, man. there's a few things you can do. you can definitely
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throw 30 skulls at him. you can throw rocks at him 10 times. holy cow. well, there's one. that's two. that's bad. why was i so nervous fighting this guy before? you literally just throw, you just throw shit at him. it's not a problem at all. where did he go, man? he's disappeared. oh, you can't. i thought i was i show speed for a second. my bad guys. i thought it was i show speed.
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ah! i'm okay. w speed, yeah, w speed. world cup. that doesn't work, huh? too small to trigger the arrow trap? fine, we go again. not too small to get killed by the arrow though, make it make sense. didn't charge the haptic vest? i'm literally preserving charge on the haptic vest, because on friday we're doing super battle golf with the haptic vest. i'm making these fucking chaotic and turbid conditions work to my advantage, man. you seeing this?
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you get the dongle fixed. my wife fixed it for me and then she also saw that i had every usb enabled device plugged into my computer at the same time and she said, hey you shouldn't have your electric razor, your theragun and your shocks open to your headphones plugged into the pc at the same time. it's bad for your computer and i went, oh okay. so she got me a little like a plug
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that has a bunch of ports that i could just plug it into the wall instead. how about that? so i'm feeling like pretty upgraded at this point. definitely did not see the snake in the pot. i didn't see a world where that was likely. why were you charging your shaver off your computer? because everything charges via usb these days. and when i think of usb, what do i think of? i think of a computer. it's that simple. i mean if you give me an electronic device and
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ah shit, no that's fine. the way to charge it is to plug a usb cable into a usb port. i'm putting it in the computer, man. because they used to always include like a charger with every single electronic. and then at some point they went, well you got a bag of chargers somewhere, so we're just going to put in the plug. but now i actually have not enough plugs and too many cables. because everybody stopped including the plug.
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i don't know how to kill you. i got plays. i think i got plays. check this out. i can live with that for now. we'll kill him later. for now, give me the climbing gloves and the spike shoes. we got a lot to learn. how did mahjong go? i didn't mention it. maybe i did, but maybe you weren't here or you had a concussion. it's been happening. it's been happening. i got eliminated after.
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i guess this was my third week in the tournament. i have now been eliminated from the mahjong tournament. and the worst part is next week is the finals. so the absurdity almost reached its illogical conclusion. but instead it's over. that sucks. you think it sucks for you? i gotta pick my kid up from school on mondays now. i used to be scot free bro. get out there. we can take the turkey to the next floor. you take the turkey to the next floor in the hopes that you see kali. was she just sleeping over?
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nah, my wife was picking her up so that i could farm all simples. did i not get the ujadai, guys? are we already on the beating of drums? did i skip the ujadai? you left it? you didn't pay attention to it at all? well, you know what? you can still... what does the ujadai allow us to find again? i never thought i would lose this information. the ujadai allows us to find the hidden door, of course.
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and the secret door gets you to the black market. the black market gets you the ankh. the ankh combined with the scepter gets you... oh, not bad y'all. i should have let him break the wall a little bit. you can kind of brute force it at the vampire mansion. you can skip if you go volcano path and you have enough bombs.
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and we choose to go... this is the floor where we... this is a complicated game, i forgot. the vampire path is on the right or the left. right is volcano. oh, huge. okay, great news for me then. i got no idea what i'm looking at. can't bring a turkey through? that's crazy. i mean, of all the games to say that about, especially in the fucked up world where like every single game that you play has like 15,000 hud elements, spelunky is like one of the purest games out there.
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you're a guy and when things hit you, you usually take damage. the only thing that's like the opposite of that is like, you know, when you get a dog to the exit, you've rescued a maiden which gives you hp. that simple. all you got is whip, bomb and rope. oh, how do you cheese this again? you like throw one and then whip it as it's landing. and...
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i didn't pay. worth... what the fuck? whip them both? ah shit, well i'm fucked right? oh never mind, i won. okay, we'll get... but i want to win the prize. prize on seven.
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i can do this. whatever, we win. we still win. yes! and then we go again. yes, yes, yes, 50 50, you fucking scammer. that's the shit right there, huge. sorry, fella, i never had a choice.
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stupid motherfucker. big bank take little bank. if you living in the world today, you be hearing the slang that the wu tang say. oh! well, all right. okay. watch out for this guy. watch out for those guys. actually, it sucks because isn't there a kali up here? i just don't have time for your tomfoolery. but i think i literally don't have time for your tomfoolery. where's the damn dog? i want to get the cupola. wait for it.
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yeah. ooh. oh. where the hell is my damn door? whoa. whatever. we go. we go. everything's fine. i heard a run dmc song yesterday. they literally said, nick nack paddywhack give a dog a bone. i'm a... when it comes to classic hip hop, i think run dmc, just for me personally, and feel free to say i don't know ball.
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my take on run dmc is like you appreciate them for what they were doing during the time, but also it's passed them by. let's put it that way. is this thing going to kill me if i just run underneath it? no? oh, well then nothing to worry about then. nah, it's chill, but you don't have the ujedi. right? which is, i'm hearing this is bad. because we have to bomb this thing straight down. you need to get the vampire.
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bomb bomb down right here. joni update. i think the second half of court in spark is a little weak are you fucking crazy? what about this this old train or whatever? it's called the kids got coke and candy bars i'm wasting my time in a sleeping car. you know what you don't like you don't fuck with that one now is it oh
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i mean, what's the best song on corden spark? i mean, you got to whatever the next song is on corden spark, except when you get to the end and she sings that one about how she got drunk when she was three. that one, that one to me is the weakest song on corden spark. but there's there's a lot that are definitely like true standouts. i'm a people's party guy, to be honest with you, at least as of right now, i'm a people's parties guy. look at that shit. we own you. we own you. and then you don't go through the exit. you pray.
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with the bomb straight down. i'm gonna try to do it. oh! that one, that one reached up and got me. maybe i haven't heard it enough, but blue clears. different moods, unc. it's an asia gaucho situation. corden spark, not quite a party album, but blue is definitely the depression album. corden spark is a little bit more, i don't know, maybe like a, it's got some melancholy to it, but it's a different sort of thing. that one got me daryl.
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odell, that's right. can you name three saskatchewan cities? yeah, bro, i can name three saskatchewan cities. saskatoon, regina, and fucking north battleford. boom. how do you feel about that? bet you didn't think i had the noba loaded up in the hopper. i live, bitch. ain't no way regina. but you guys love mean girls? make it make sense? same word. same word. and as we know, she's the... she's the main character. the protagonist, aka the good guy.
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job kind of sucks, man. spelunky kind of a breath of fresh air. i do like, listen, we're all cursed to live long enough to get exactly what we thought we want, right? so roguelikes have become the most popular genre on the planet, but none of them are copying the elegant goat man, maybe because it's inimitable. maybe because spelunky is so elegant, it's so difficult to
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design something that even comes close to it. it's much easier to just be like, hey, there's three different items, you know, one of them gives you plus 0.1% attack speed, one of them gives you plus 1% damage, and one of them gives you like plus one health. but i, there's something about an elegant game, man. it's basically just like procedurally generated la mulana. i'm taking a chance on this one. but people honestly, they don't want elegance anymore. if they want like, i don't know,
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for some reason they want the games to become more information dense even though they're playing them while watching a korean reality show on netflix and listening to an audiobook in chinese at the same time. i don't fully get it. you gotta go, man. yeah, i don't remember how to do this. whatever. we'll derive it from base principles. how do you feel about that? body. there's a key on this level? aw, son of a... well, where is it though? because if it's closed then we're chilling.
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it's right there, but i think that means we're chillin'! cause the angels wanna wear my spike shoes, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
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i did see that they apparently accidentally made live a lebron james joining the miami heat announcement. but there is a part of me that doesn't care cuz i don't watch basketball. but then there's also a part of me that thinks, wouldn't this just be a great way for like the washington wizards to sell season tickets or something like that? worth. like hey, we don't have any season ticket holders. make everybody think we're gonna get lebron. why'd you just type ryan? you think i don't recognize your name?
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you so and so? should i even call you by your twitch username or should i just say the person who was constantly getting sumos in the mahjong tournament and thus eliminated me by proxy? the person in the mahjong tournament who didn't want me to play mahjong. they just wanted to draw tiles until they got a valid yaku. now go ahead, say the line. i didn't think you noticed. and you got your hair cut, am i right? i recall when i was small, when i spent my days alone.
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the busy world was not for me, so i went and oh, i forgot about that bro. i would climb a dark garden wall with a candle in my hand. is you playing spelunky a recession indicator? can you explain what a recession indicator would be without using the words indicator or recession? prices are up. a sign of down times. i was playing a fun game, a sign of a sign of down times. riddle me this.
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jerma was playing tf2? jerma likes tf2. i think it's a sign, if you see jerma playing tf2, it's a sign that, it's a sign that tf2 is a game that he enjoys. i think we need that dog still. we don't need to go volcano anymore. we can go the easier path. the pussy path. the way of the pussy whipped warrior. even open cases? yeah, but opening cases in tf2 is not a recession indicator, because that's not gambling, because they're not worth anything, right?
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like in cs, cs is gambling because there's upside potential. but in tf2, aren't you just getting like shit that makes the demoman look a little cooler? the items change the gameplay? that is true. when you get that sword for the demoman... ah shit dude, i guess i'll just be dead. when you get that sword for the demoman, it changes everything. he's gonna throw it at me. i gotta go back, i gotta go back because he's gonna throw... oh my god, i almost gave myself a charley horse.
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for some reason i thought it would be coming from the far side of the monitor. i didn't think it would be like right there. but if i drop down, the caveman was gonna throw the rock at me, right? holy cow. no, they just run? they don't throw the rock? oh man. i think i gave myself a thumb callus. i got so scared. it's a sign that the medium of video games is in decline. why? because i'm not playing marathon? i don't understand your logic. i kind of... yes, okay. all right. fair enough.
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marathon's pretty good though. yeah, that's the problem. they're all pretty good. ain't spelunky too though. sure, man. i'm sure it's i'm sure it's good. you know, it's made by talented people. and i'm sure that they would it would be better if they got more of a say in it. that's just my hunch. you know, i think i wear my innate biases on my sleeve. talented people who got laid off. that's why
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actually, star citizen, smartest developers out there. because if the game is done, they don't need you anymore. they lay you off. if the game's never finished, they can never lay you off. because they need you to finish the game. literally, you're making fun of the most talented developers of all time. the fact that the game is never done is the point. then play star citizen. recession indicator, i'm afraid. always nice when you get the easy callback. doesn't always happen. why would you do that?
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what's messed up is that as i was climbing the ladder, i was thinking about what i was going to say when i got hit by the arrow instead of my brain going, well, don't climb the ladder. and now i gotta, and it's gonna anger the shot and it's all over and this was a beautiful floor. no, it's not all over. it's over when i say it's over. costco giving out water is a
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recession indicator? yeah, i don't think so. i think for me and it's controversial, i think a recession indicator, the big one is three quarters consecutively of declining gdp. that's one of the most important. another one would be, you only need two these days, deflation. you know, just buy them out for now. this could be big for me.
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mcchicken prices rose by 30%. not for me. only time i ever eat one is when they accidentally put one in the bag when i order a mcdouble. shit's the same price it's always been, bro. free. this could be a big one right here. i think we should deflate prices instead of inflating them. yeah, but is your wage generated by engaging in commerce? because then you will also get less money to purchase things. no, i steal from banks.
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well then you should like the fact that they're printing more money because there's more money for you to steal. oh but the money gets you less mcchickens. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. i gotta think about this. there's a way to get myself out of this. you have to steal more money to get the same amount of mcchickens which is messed up. it's not about that mcchickens. worth, worth, worth. really? even though she's happy with me she didn't give me anything? i don't really want to mess with yang bro. he hasn't done anything wrong. he's just trying to run a small business.
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in like the most fucked up location of all time surrounded by like ghosts and monsters but still he's doing his part what is yang's business? turkey sales? i think? it's been a minute since i played spelunky i ain't gonna lie to you this key was from this floor right? i should really know that considering i've been on this floor for like 35 seconds maybe we need a yang backstory wait dave filoni yes man
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how did yang get the turkeys? why is he so into turkeys? we have to know. now i wanna see nardwar interview baby yoda. kind of embarrassing, i was gonna say baby grogu. surely, surely we can get there. surely we're already there? we're already there. we need fetus yoda. an even babyer yoda.
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can we get a nardwar impression? terrible news, you already did. that was it. when i said we have to know, that was my nardwar impression. he's a recession indicator. nardwar is fixed income, bro. nardwar is a bond. he's always gonna be there. what gift is nardwar giving him? i don't think i got any special jokes for this one. i would imagine maybe one of those frog eggs that he's not supposed to eat but he eats anyway.
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if i know anything about baby grogu's personality, he's a little churlish for sure. not today. okay, but i really needed you to actually like roll through. so you kind of fucked me a little bit? because i really needed him to roll through the shit so i didn't have to waste a bunch of bombs. but whatever. here we are. nah, can't do it. would you punt baby yoda if you could get away with it?
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why are british people always asking me if i would punt things, bro? the advanced stats show that if it's shorter than fourth and two, you should just go for it every single time, man. obviously, you guys don't know shit about sabermetrics. that's a bear trap. very nearly got me, to be honest. sabermetrics is baseball? no, they also have sabermetrics in hockey. it's called losses.
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because of the buffalo sabres. whoops, worth. but wait, we only have one bomb with which to find the secret room, but it's right there. we're gonna make it. the fucking jiaoshu, man. the chinese hopping zombies who are actually vampires now that i think about it. wait, no, no, it's not here. bro, listen to your wife. is ryuka throw up somewhere? yes. where did ryuka go?
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ryuka threw up in the kitchen. all right, let me finish this floor and then i got it. i hate this damn vomit. i can't stand this damn vomit. your cats do that a lot. i'm gonna push back against internet propaganda. me as a kid, my parents telling me, oh cats just throw up. me as an adult,
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it's cats throwing up is like people throwing up. if you threw up once a week, you wouldn't think that everything is okay. meanwhile, my cats have thrown up once a week their entire lives. every time we take them to the vet, they're like, wow, they're in there and they're a perfect picture of health for cats that are 13 years old. i'm telling you, i'm on i've taken the black pill. cats just throw up. they just throw up.
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you can give them different food? yeah! we've had them since like term one of the obama administration, bro. we've given them like 13 different kinds of food. they just throw up. they're licking their own ass all the time when it has shit on it. when they have shit on their ass, we're like, oh, you didn't lick all the shit off your ass. of course they're going to throw up. i was at my parents' house on sunday. their cat threw up.
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it saw me, ate like way too much food and then just chucked all the food onto the floor, bro. i'm telling you, every cat i've ever seen in my entire life is within, i'm gonna say at a maximum of 10 days of either their last or their next vomit. okay, give me a moment. i'm gonna clean this vomit up one second. smartest cat of all time. threw up in the ceramic food dish.
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i got lots of money. aka, easiest vomit cleaning of all time. easiest vomit cleaning of all time. tomo on the other hand will just throw up like on top of your controller. just i honestly think he's just to say fuck you man. i do think that if it's possible ryuka is a reincarnated person. yeah.
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i don't remember what this person does for me, but i don't even remember what it was. welcome to the moon challenge. enter the door to begin the challenge. i get to swing my pickaxe. okay, so far so good. i mean, we got to try right? peak efficiency. haters will say it's fake. ooh, i don't remember what it does.
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i don't remember what it does at all. by the way, if you've modded the game so you can see how many swings are left in the compass, what's it like to have no soul? compass? i mean, pickaxe. you know what i meant, steve. you know what i meant, minecraft steve. you get nothing. pay attention. congratulations on completing the challenge. whoops. we gotta do some exploration though, because the black market could be over here.
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if you want me to get baited by a bear trap, you better at least put a gold bar in it. none of this gold dust nonsense. where the hell is me black market, man? maybe there isn't one on this floor. i'm basing the reason i thought there was one on this floor is because i saw one message that said black market on this floor. but they might not 100% know what they're talking about. black market can't even be on this floor. look at that. chatter, explain yourself.
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sorry monty, had to be done. and then i don't even, okay, on the black market, sorry, i played way more spelunky 1 than spelunky 2. on the black market we wanna get the ujat aye. no, we wanna get the hedgett? the hedgett, that's right. okay. and then this is 2 3, which means the black market must be on this floor, or we've missed it, the knower.
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yes! yes! it can be on 2 4? damn, my bad y'all. i've forgotten any and all ball knowledge i may at one point have had. fuck this shit bro, no thank you. 13 hp? well, certainly nothing could kill us now. whoa! what a fucking jump, bro! my cerebellum took over. ah!
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spooky ass game. everything's fine. everything's alright. something inside that you wanna say. say it alright, it'll be okay. i will be your light. i will be your light. oh, the compass shows the second door! of course. i don't know why i said that. the compass shows the second door! someone in discord did get me laughing last night.
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when they said costco guys voice on inning ending double play. i imagine you got to make up like little stuff like that during the baseball season, just to keep yourself entertained. especially if you root for one of the, i don't know, 80% of the teams that from week two basically has no chance to make the playoffs including the blue jays. unfortunately, it's this way. it's this way.
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it's right here. and then you need 50 gs to be able to just buy the hedgett. but this is kind of like where you decide maybe it'd be better to kill all the shopkeepers. get the clover first. what does the clover even do? i don't even remember. no ghost! can i say something? yang looks kind of pressed, man.
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yang looks stressed out. i don't want to deal with him right now. couldn't have just given me like a weapon, huh? i mean there's a boomerang, but it's too scary. i'm thinking like what if you took the shield, crushed this dude and then turned around really fast? ah shit, don't jump. all right. slickest, slickest heist of all time. oh! no, no, no, no, not after everything we've been through! idiot.
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i'd really like to get a shotgun. i guess i probably crushed all the other ones. not all of them. oh my god, you scared the shit out of me, bro. obviously you have to die just for safety. and then i go here then. presumably i go here. and then i exit through this door. so far so good, man. i don't 100% know what you're all about. you see? he's still got it. he's still got it a little bit. sorry, monty. sorry. it's gotta be done. lost a little bit of hp on that floor. oh, whatever. and then you gotta...
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gotta give me a rope, but then i don't really want to use a bunch of bombs. if i can avoid it. you know the trick, right? i did at one point. maybe you could tell me the trick? you have to get under him? i know he slams down and breaks it, but don't you have to get him to break something? i don't know if you can see my mouse pointer. you can't. don't you need him to break something underneath this leprechaun here?
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only if you want to save a bow. oh okay, well in that in that case all we got to do is beat olmec, bro that's just another day of the damn office. now. i don't remember the differences between the two exits at all. oh shit. i forgot about this lower exit is the temple first exit is water second is temple third is onk there it is
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if you go all the way to bomb you get the ankh. go all the way to...do i need...now is the ankh necessary for...well here's what i...the cosmic ocean is a stretch for me. in my head i am going to yama and to get to yama you need the ankh to...there's no yama in this game?
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55:56
that's the wrong spelunky? well, who do you do? i don't know. i don't know what i'm doing. you shoot out a bunch of bombs. yeah. nice try. but we might as well like, well, we're here, but we want to get the ankh. shoot his balls, bro. i'm not going to shoot his balls, bro. and i'm not your bro. i'm going to wait for him to blow shit up with bombs so i can get down there without using any of my bombs. and also don't say ankh is plus one life. that's not what i'm asking. that's insulting.
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56:51
he stops bombing after three sets. stupid ass beta patch bullshit motherfucker. can't have shit in indie games, huh? does he start doing it again? yes he does. that's gonna leave a mark. ah shit. oh! oh, let's run it back. i feel like i'm getting my sea legs back underneath.