the danish wizard - Bits and Banter [07⧸21⧸2026]

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0:00 gamers i'm back, but terrible news. i don't have any more dr. pepper zero
0:06 i'm afraid. i did a classic mistake when i put the dr. pepper zero in the fridge. i just put the whole box in the fridge instead of taking all the cans out. so when i grabbed the can yesterday, i just went, well, the box is still there, so it feels like there's probably going to be at least one more can in there. and then i opened my fridge, i don't know, like 10 minutes ago when i got home. empty box.
0:36 sadly an empty box. and then you know what the most fucked up thing is, i didn't even... well that's true, hey box to break down. and i got us of all the boxes to break down, a 12 pack of soda is one of the best. because the folds of the cardboard are so weak and so thin, you can basically just cleave it apart. you can cleave it in twain. the most fucked up part is that i didn't take the empty box out of the fridge.
1:04 i closed the fridge and went, well that's the next guy's problem. or maybe, maybe i'll open it up and next time i open it up there will be a dr pepper zero in there and i'll be like, oh shit i forgot there actually was one.
1:21 so you're the next guy? that is, honestly, that's part of the beauty of getting older is there comes an age, i'm going to say it's the day after your 25th birthday when your brain finally stops growing, when you realize that you are the next guy. when you realize that it's not a diff, you're not being replaced in your sleep. so you, unless you really, really want to, should not have
1:45 six beers and go to bed late and then wake up like with bleary eyes when your alarm goes off and then be like oh the last guy's i think the night jerry and morning jerry the economy i think jerry was wrong perhaps one of the only things jerry seinfeld's ever been wrong about in his entire life i think he was wrong i understand the concept of the night jerry in the morning jerry but jerry was too old to be making the joke that
2:10 that they're two separate entities. jerry should have known that night jerry and morning jerry are the same jerry, but what do you expect out of a man in his thirties who has like eight different kinds of cereal in his house? i mean seriously, man.
2:23 bro lives alone. why does he have like nine boxes of cereal in his house? fucking asshole, man he said earlier today if you're in your 30s your favorite song shouldn't be catchy too. red, you're being dishonest you're taking me not out of context because this is very very close to what i said. however
2:41 i said, you are not evil if you're 37 and your favorite, which is not in your thirties, it's almost in your forties. you are not evil if you're 37 and your favorite song is come on over baby by christina aguilera. but i do sort of look at it like, you know, i didn't say no librarian, i didn't say stupid. i just, i would, i think i'll be dapping you up a little bit more if it was something that maybe had
3:10 maybe a little bit of depth, a little bit of depth to it beyond just like this is a cool song to throw on at a party or like to sing along to when i'm driving or something like that. i did not think it because i think you can be smart and have what i would describe as generalized tastes. let's put it that way. does that make sense?
3:33 like honestly, if i wanted to find some, and i don't so please save your recommendations, if i wanted to get some like great movies to watch, i'm not going to talk to a neurosurgeon. his favorite movie is probably like iron man 1 or jurassic park or something like that. they spend too much time hyper fixating on their work and prior to that their school and maybe they have a family as well. they don't have time to delve into the weeds of like of all the this stuff.
4:00 i would rather, honestly, give me someone who's unemployed. give me like a 37 year old dude with a master's degree who's unemployed. tell me what his favorite movie is. he's about to blow my fucking mind. so that's why i'm saying it's not a sign of intelligence if your favorite song is perhaps something with a little bit, i would describe it as a little bit more emotional depth than come on over baby by christina aguilera. say something, maybe, and i flop, i flop.
4:30 and i flip and i flop. i do, i tend to default to close to the edge by yes, but i mean like anybody else. if you ask me tomorrow, it could be different. and you ask me a month from now, it could be even more different. and then if you ask me a month after that, it could be close to the edge again. i don't know. but one thing, you really like, you don't think it's a little crazy or maybe i'm the crazy one for having, my favorite song isn't necessarily something you hear on the radio. but like, if i really, if i talk to,
5:00 i talked to some of my agent they said their favorite song was come on over baby by christina aguilera. ooh it's kinda crazy. wait, if they said it was kinda ooh it's kinda crazy by soul decision, i might be fucking with them a little bit. ooh it's kinda crazy. i've been thinking maybe. gotta get you out of my mind. first you said you want me, then you something something. why don't you just give me a sign?
5:28 if you want my love, i've, i... any americans know what the fuck we're talking about? no? good. alright, let's keep going. kinda faded but i'm feeling alright. think about making my move tonight. how about fucking mcmaster and james? bro! canadian nostalgia moment incoming? you've never been in the fucking no frills in napanee, ontario and then have this shit come on the fucking no frills radio.
5:58 listen, and it's got like that pseudo caribbean beat. you wouldn't think these are two fellows from winnipeg or whatever, but wait till you get into the chorus here when they go, doo doo doo, yeah, yeah, yeah. you just gotta give it a second. it is kind of disney cruise music, i'll give you that. i mean, if you're not fucking with woo woo woo, yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, are you a real human being? it does sound like ps2 music, i'll give you that. nah, man, this shit was made in winnipeg.
6:33 i feel like that latin guitar sound was popular in the early 2000s. that's mr. observant in the youtube comments. holy shit, they're talking like tomodachi life. i had forgotten this song. memories come to me suddenly. i missed the year 2000 when i used to watch good music videos like this on muchmusic, but not anymore. this is trash now. it sounds like he's over the song. he's like, wait, i used to love watching this song.
7:02 now i watch it in 2026, i realize it fucking sucks, man! and much music's still awesome. am i saying something? that's so funny for a guy like me.
7:13 you take on people not looking up from their phones yesterday is pissing me off. ride the new york city subway every day if it's not one thing it's another. i'm not giving them the attention every other day. jesus christ is reincarnated on my train and i still don't look up? what the fuck are you looking at on your phone? like i'm an atheist. i think if i saw jesus christ reanimate in front of me i still would be like, jury's out. but i'm gonna look up from my fuck i'm gonna look up from whatever the fuck i'm doing on my phone.
7:39 i'm not going to be like, let me finish this article. i'm going to be like, holy shit. what could you possibly be consuming right now? that is what, what could you possibly be consuming? that's more interesting than joker versus pennywise on the subway. like it's not like you're performing like a heart surgery by what is it? they call it the desktop remote. you know, you're not doing anything important. i'm not stun lock two days on this. i'm educating the populace.
8:08 podcast to re listen to. oh, just one more peptide bro. oh, just one more waiting for the one micronutrient. i'm biohacking bro. i'm so close to unlocking the secrets of infinite life. although i will say, i was like, i'm not going to eat a bunch of dried mangoes before bed because i think it's going to fuck up my sleeping hrv. and then i said, you know what?
8:29 fuck it, they taste good. couple servings of dried mangoes right before bed, woke up. 93 sleep score, what did i get dinged for? low sleeping hrv. fuck it, we ball. woo woo woo, yeah yeah yeah, the sun is gonna rise. what a fucking... we need to bring back mcmaster and james, bro.
8:53 no? you weren't even fucking alive when they were popping, man. you wouldn't know. they're not in jail for drug trafficking. they're probably like in b2b sales or something like that. they sound like an ai jam band? well, they were like 25 years before ai music came out. so like, it honestly sounds like you have a kind of psychosis.
9:15 it sounds like you have an ai induced psychosis to be quite frank with you because mcmaster and james, they were doing this shit with analog steel drums. yeah, thank you for saying ai sounds like them. ai sounds like them!
9:27 they were ahead of their time. we're back with the dulls, y'all. i'll tell you, i don't think... this is a very, very rare dull, well, very, very rare framed in the sense that i believe that i know the movie and i believe that i know the movie despite having not seen this movie, but there is a classic farewell to arms sight gag in evil dead 2
9:54 when ash cuts his arm off and then it gets reanimated and he has to fight it. so i mean, i'm pretty sure that takes place in a kitchen. but i'm going to guess that maybe this is, okay, never mind, maybe this is, it's probably a horror comedy that is referencing, oh you know it's probably idle hands, bro! this looks so, oh they don't have it. never mind. chris tucker, older chris tucker.
10:23 doesn't look like he's doing like a rush hour thing, right? it doesn't look like he's about to ask jackie chan if he understands the words that are coming out of his mouth. oh, it's the silver linings playbook! it has nothing to do with the evil dead, bro. has nothing to do with the evil dead at all! is david o. russell's best movie? so, i heard huckabees is a joke to you. yeah, it's not that good, but it's kind of like
10:52 i don't know, you all want to fuck jason schwartzman, you should go watch i heart huckabees. i'm not the kind of guy to be commenting on how fuckable jason schwartzman looks at i heart huckabees, but i mean jude law, naomi watts, isabelle huppert, dustin hoffman, lily tomlin, it's a star studded cast, bro. has anybody thought about american hustle since it came out? me, me, i played it yesterday in movie grid and said the same thing.
11:19 i said, nobody talks, i said american hustle got nominated for 30 oscars and nobody knows that it exists and sicario got nominated for zero and didn't even make a hundred million dollars at the box office. but you know, i guess it's like one of those emily blunt, she wasn't a big star. she wasn't a big star.
11:38 when sicario came. i still don't know if she has box office draw. i mean, is the concept of the traditional movie star, is that concept dead now? i don't know. does anyone go see a movie? well, i mean, some of us, because we know timmy and robbie, they got the sauce, but does anybody in gen pop go see a movie just because of a big name actor in it these days? i don't know, man. i don't know. big director for sure. but this military leader led china during world war ii when there was their president from 50 to 75. am i crazy?
12:11 maybe it's... is it deng jia? am i insane? this military leader led china during world war ii, okay? it's not dr. drew pinsky? this milita... i feel like i'm going to... are you the emperor? are you carl spu... carl spu... led china during world war ii and was a president from 50 to 75.
12:52 it's not mao and it's not deng xiaoping. i mean, i can't just be putting in random chinese names, bro. i don't know. cynthia nixon? oh, chiang kai shek? that's like a convoluted question. that's a convoluted ass question. that's celine dion and lil dicky. man, are you not lil dicky? little bit lilly diana, mountbatten, windsor? you're definitely celine dion. i mean, that's a given.
13:29 oh, it's just, oh this is a mashup of lil dicky and who else? all right. the signature whiskey glaze sampler, the frib sandwich, and the million dollar cob salad are offered by what sit down chain? let's call it fridays because maybe this is like friday's really rib sandwich. okay, we might not know who the leader of china was from 1950 to 1975 but
14:01 sit down chain restaurants, no problem bro. following a second tier wall street trading firm in the years leading up to the 1987 stock market crash, don cheadle starred in this showtime dramedy from 2019 to 2021. i have absolutely no idea. is this house of lies?
14:18 a modern day retelling of noah's ark? yeah bro, that's uh... i'm losing a lot of aura on the dolls today because i'm getting the absolute dumbest questions instantly and any question that requires knowledge or thought i'm like, i can't help you. this swedish pop rock duo had two singles that became number one hits, the look and listen to your heart. are you roxette? oh shit!
14:49 hi yah! orchestration. okay. teleprompter, telegram, telekinesis, television. that's not a worthy mariah. i did also think it could be teletubies. halter top, tube top, tank top, crop top. okay, well an extension, a driver, an app and a plugin. these are all aspects of a software downloads. orchestration, book, lyrics and music.
15:23 i mean that they're all related to a performance of music, elements of a musical. okay, a book, okay, it makes sense. did i accidentally go to like the scholastic connections that they use for elementary school or what? they just didn't give a fuck today. yeah, they literally just put 12 things that neatly fit into four categories. like they basically put like apple, banana, orange, mango, and then i was like, i don't know, kinds of fruit? and they're like, yeah,
15:55 you got it og. great work. i kind of feel like honestly, i feel stupider having gotten the perfect score on the connections. i'm going to say carrie underwood beats seth macfarlane. every time i see it man. i mean they're all like, they're all mogging but he's mewing. i feel like this is the picture that you can use to describe the difference between mogging and mewing. obviously, mogging. 100% mogging. look at the chin.
16:30 actively mewing. the buccal fat has been like removed from his cheeks. they say my neighbor totoro over it chapter one. it chapter one's pretty good though. anyways, um, probably say my neighbor totoro over new police story. oh, they said lucas cruikshank in it, huh? lucas cruikshank was in the fred movie. i say new police story over that. i know like many of you were not
17:03 of age or alive when fred was the most popular channel on youtube, people wanted him dead. people wanted him dead because he was... and i mean, literally, i was 20 years old, this was content for like 10 year olds. so it's not like i was like, leave fred alone. but they wanted him dead because he was doing like little skits or something like that. have you seen what people are doing on youtube these days, bro? we got to get fred back.
17:29 they were grading. grading is about as good as a youtube video gets these days, man. the einstein silard letter to roosevelt that triggered the manhattan project is, einstein is like, excuse me, mr. president, with no disrespect, have you ever considered building a really, really, really powerful bomb? you ever consider building the craziest weapon of all time?
17:55 i got your letter to the president on my wrist. now this is interesting bro. i would think that buzz aldrin's apollo 11 jacket, i mean that's that shit was on the moon bro. understand? i'm saying we could fake the moon landing and it wouldn't be hard.
18:16 okay. all right. i was going to say, i would pay more for that than for the einstein letter, for sure. putting that shit on and then farting. and then your fart is actually good. you shit a little bit and you shit in buzz aldrin's nasa suit. and he didn't even shit in it, even though he was going through like the scariest thing that any human being has ever been through. but then you're like, well, yeah, but he didn't eat the taylor farms lettuce. so like, he doesn't know, man.
18:46 they did shit in them? there's a port or something, man. yeah, tom cruise. well, this is interesting because i guess there's overseas territories, but many of them will be islands. tom cruise has probably been in 110 movies. damn, tom cruise has been in 47 movies in 47 years? now that's... i find it hard to believe that roger federer could have won more than three grand slams. that's 12 majors just by itself. am i stupid? oh, the...
19:25 a grand slam, this is a nomenclature issue that i'll take responsibility for. i thought a grand slam was when you win all four in the same year or at least sequentially. like if you start by winning the french then you can roll it over and win the australian the next year. but grand slam is the name of the tournament. tennis or baseball, one of you has got to change, okay?
19:52 because baseball, a grand slam makes a ton of sense. it's the most runs you could get on a single swing. but a grand slam being one of the four biggest tournaments is crazy. that's like calling a single in baseball a grand slam. and then if you get all four, which is the most you can get, they call it a calendar grand slam. okay. big fucking whoop, man. they had to be married for two months, right? we had this yesterday. just call it a major.
20:24 hidden valley ranch dry dressing, man i love ranch. ranch dressing easily one of the foods i like the most that i eat the least and not for health reasons it just i just don't come across it in my day to day. i have to imagine 20 ounces, i mean this would probably make a lot of i guess this is a seasoning or a salad dressing mix. i imagine that's like $6.99. $8.99?
20:56 me going on streamr price is right and guessing that everything costs $2 so that people don't think i'm out of touch. that wouldn't work. well, if i looked at... if i went, oh, i love ranch dressing, i bet that one bottle's $200. you would be like, what's wrong with this guy? you would be like, we have to kill this guy. you might as well at least err on the other side. and also the reason i don't know how much ranch costs is not because i'm out of touch, it's because i've never bought ranch. if i'm at a
21:27 some kind of pub and someone orders chicken wings i'll eat the ranch sometimes if i'm in the us i'll get ranch on a salad or something or ranch as a dipping sauce or something like that i've never bought ranch at a grocery store i've never bought it you miss gifted subscriptions
21:42 stop, stop typing then so i don't miss it. god, it's so hard to be a streamer. someone dropped 50 gifted subs but other people won't stop putting their little jokes in the chat and laughing at everything that i say. and now i'm rude because i missed the 50 bomb, man. and then i'm gonna ask you who it was and you're gonna all say me, me, me, me, me, so i'm not even gonna know who it was, man.
22:10 what new line cinema came out with on february 23rd 1996 without you starring jackie chan 1996 that's that seems like rumble in the bronx bro rumble in the bronx number one at the box office february 1996 in america, i would never have thought film the vancouver though. so there is that 20th century fox making pretty good money john travolta. ooh, what kind of movie is it an action thriller? that's face off, bro no, it's
22:42 broken arrow? broken arrow? with me. yeah, he already told you. how about you get him his egg salad sandwich? yeah, you can do something for me. you can get my friend jack nicholson his egg salad sandwich. it made that much money? i think broken arrow, look at that certified blockbuster, as long as you include whatever country this made an extra $80 million in, which i honestly have no idea.
23:10 absolutely no clue how they made up 80 million dollars more for the worldwide gross in 1996. botswana. botswana was popping back then. it could be, i mean this is before he was popping. i feel like happy gilmore was like 97, so not billy madison. oh it is happy gilmore, okay. happy gilmore came out in 1997, but it's hard to watch now. all you have to do is turn on the cbc in the summertime. am i right fellow canadians?
23:38 you know it's summer when cbc starts playing the happy gilmore trailer. 56, you know what they never show? i guess it's a rights issue. they never show cool runnings on cbc and i would fucking love to watch cool runnings again. i saw cool, this is how old i am, i saw cool runnings at a hotel with my grandparents on pay per view. so like a couple of months after it came to theaters or some shit like that.
24:05 they probably paid 20 bucks to watch it on pay per view in some shitty like howard johnson or something like that. but they don't ever have it on the cbc, man. hollywood pictures with richard dreyfuss, mr. holland's opus. yeah, 88th percentile. what's crazy to me is that i lived through all these movies. they did not come out at the same time. they think we're stupid. they rewrote the code. mr. holland's opus came out several years after muppet treasure island, obviously.
24:34 is mr. holland's opus any good? it's a little treacley and sentimental, but it's all right. i think in 1996 it hit okay, but in 2026 the scene where he's like mr. holland himself of the opus is distraught and depressed because john lennon was killed is going to read as almost a parody in 2026 if i had to guess.
25:03 it's like one of the pivotal moments of the film is that john lennon dies. and then mr. holland gets really sad and he's like rude to his son. and then his son is like, are you fucking stupid? you think i don't know who john lennon is? and then he goes, oh, sorry. not to be glib. they treat it with a little bit more. delic is more delicate the way they treat it than that. but what's better that or here comes the boom. here comes the boom is not worth watching. it's one of the
25:32 it's in the bottom 15% of comedies i've ever seen in my life. that's the one where kevin james becomes a ufc fighter for some reason. yeah, yeah, that one's not good. that one's really... i watched that on an airplane. okay, to calm fjor. i feel like, oh, there's no connection that's obvious to me. i was thinking of just going straight to the chronicles of riddick, but you may know that the chronicles of riddick is not a star wars movie. alan rock, alan rock. oh, oppenheimer!
26:00 it's literally easy, bro. did you know william shatner is 95 fucking years old? and he's still got the sauce. there's an interview where someone says, and it's the interview's old, it might be like 10 or 15 years old, but someone says, how do you hope that people talk about you in 25 years? and they're just like a whip smart. he goes, i hope they're saying, my god, how was he still alive? that's such a good line for like a man in his 80s to just come up with.
26:31 and then you know what the thing is, he's literally almost a century old and people the first thing people say is he's had some work done bro he was fucking born in like 1929 show me some shit from 1929 that hasn't had some fucking work done show me some shit from 1929 half of that shit is that maybe like 90 percent of it is gone you understand that's crazy right
26:58 that's in many such things here in europe. okay, like a cathedral built of stone or something like that. this dude was like, he was getting his learner's permit when he got the news that hitler died. does that put it into perspective for you that this motherfucker is still alive? he's old, we get it. but you don't get it, it's a thread that connects the now to the then. you don't get it. he's older than biden? he's like 15 years older than biden. anyway, um,
27:29 fuck it, we'll connect through him just to say thanks, man. getting bit on a lot of good stuff lately. let's go with miss congeniality. i'm trying to get the calm, fjor. and from la confidential, there's every actor that's ever existed, including james cromwell, who's in, i think, star trek. he's in first contact, so we could have gotten... oh, now swanky! swanky sits right here, just saying, hey, did you miss me?
27:56 two clicks away and you could be at swanky, but we're not, we didn't start with swanky. we're not gonna end with swanky and we sure as shit aren't gonna do the swanky cul de sac. so instead, we're gonna go with guy pearce who of course is in prometheus. and then from prometheus, you just need to get to nicolas cage, bro. which is easy because nicolas, i thought his name was cc sniff, man. patrick wilson at prometheus?
28:27 is he the voice of somebody? there's no shot. he's the jockey. he's the space engineer. no, he's... okay, i bought that, which is so embarrassing. i see. it's numi repas's dad in a video message or something like that. okay. guys, i'm lost. okay. brad garrett to the 30th anniversary reunion of everybody loves raymond. and then give me peter boyle. we'll take that to monster's ball.
28:59 of course, billy bob thorton, sean combs is in this. i forgot about that until that exact moment. yeah, kind of memory hold down one. okay, nicolas cage. well, let's go with heath ledger and then maybe like the imaginarium of dr. parnassus. and then verne troyer is in gold member with john travolta, who's in face off with colm feore. and then, i mean, let's keep it fucking canadian, bro. bonkop badkop, certified classic.
29:35 i've never seen rick mercer's in this. that makes sense. the drew carey show. andrew, young husband from canada's worst driver? holy cow, we're deep in fucking etobicoke right now. he's in random passage. it also has colm meaney in it. and mary walsh, who's in deener 89, okay. that's with will sasso, who's in the three stooges. and you can't tell me that one of these three stooges was not involved in jumanji.
30:08 someone here is involved in jumanji, there's no doubt about it. damn! they had mike sorrentino, snooki, jwoww, and the rest? there has to be a jack black, will ferrell movie, it's anchorman. will ferrell, anchorman, jack black, jumanji. all right, stopwatch, get ready. nine minutes, nine seconds, we made it. by the way, i saw you say jwoww was cool. the only jwoww i know is japanese word of the week, and you know what?
30:42 it is cool. i've been waiting for the next episode for quite some time. my japanese progress is... it stopped at four words. something you wear on the train when you can't handle this tomfoolery anymore? she needs help, man.
31:17 phonics, a noun meaning the science of sound, acoustics. the word originates from new latin phonicus. phonicus. mummified. you know what? phonicus? that just entered the dad joke oeuvre. hey, why don't you tone down your screen time, phonicus, or something like that? hey, how's snapchat going, phonicus? and then they'll be like, phonicus isn't real. and i'll be like, oh, actually, it's a latin origin for phonics, the study of sound.
31:48 dumbass mummified a verb meaning to embalm and draw nomenclature a noun meaning name not very smart she doesn't know she's read the way you know what that's that's that's very rude of me she's just read the words in her head like in books and stuff she's never said them out loud she could have a good vocabulary she just doesn't know how it's pronounced that's fine that's that doesn't mean it's that doesn't mean she's stupid traitorous a adjective meaning guilty or capable of treason
32:17 abattoir. a noun meaning a place where animals... am i stupid? abattoirs? i've been spelling it wrong for years bro! it is a good ass vancouver restaurant. i haven't been there in 11 years or something but by the way i got even more pissed off because i actually read that full michael buble, ryan reynolds recommendation for minerva's and carrysdale. i don't want to put evil on this local business. i've eaten there it's good okay?
32:43 i was mad enough when ryan reynolds said it was the best restaurant in vancouver or when i thought that's what he said. he actually said it's the best restaurant in the world. that's insane. that's crazy. he's literally virtue signaling because he doesn't live here. so he's just naming a restaurant he used to go to for pizza with his parents or something like that. i mean, minerva, minerva is fine. if you were asking me to rank the greek restaurants that i've been to in vancouver, it would be up there.
33:12 but the best restaurant in vancouver, man. much less the world. beef with yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, green bean salad, and spot free for event staff, mate. it looks amazing. how is that at 73%? it's like a good honest meal with like six sides. that should be like, how could it not be at 100%? gluten free burger with shredded meat
33:43 i'll say it, okay? and again, if you have dietary restrictions or you choose for whatever reason to be vegetarian or vegan, i'm not casting evil upon you. but on the waterfall, the cascading degradation from the original form of a burger or sandwich, gluten free bun, real meat, clears, real bun,
34:09 vegan style meat. now you can get like a vegetarian sandwich that's good, but the vegan imitation of the burger with a gluten free bun, well that would be the worst of both worlds. i think i gotta say gluten free bun, small, oh the chili fries are gonna win, i'm just wasting your time. what happened to my woke streamer? i had like 10 beyond burgers and they were fine, but i was waiting for them to come down in price. i can't be paying four bucks a patty for beyond burgers.
34:38 and at a restaurant, the same price as the one that came from an animal is like, it's a little insulting. just give me, i'll take a chana masala or something like that and i'll be happy to have it. chips and gravy, it beats the katsu burger, bro, even though the gravy doesn't quite look right. but, whose hair got in my mouth? one of my eyelashes, one of my own eyelashes got into my own mouth. it's the kind of thing that happens to a doll, bro.
35:14 did you notice? no one said anything. i shaved. did you notice? no, you didn't fucking care at all? no? no, you didn't notice? what's fucked up is that you guys will be like, you look exactly the same. and meanwhile, yesterday i was like, i felt like alan parrish from jumanji, bro. you look better with a beard. yeah, but i'm like way more comfortable with that one. so like fuck you basically is what i'm trying to say. how do you feel about that? look at that. i got you. sorry i don't,
35:46 i don't doll myself up in the morning before i get on stream. sorry for the male gaze of twitch to come here and objectify me. you're going to objectify me? don't mention the facial hair. it's not okay to comment on the streamer's appearance. you can say you're looking skinny. you can say nl is that a whisper of a chin dimple that i see now that you've shaved?
36:11 a chin dimple that we thought we was dead and buried from 2005 onwards ever since you got to the queen's university dining hall? i think... you know what? my eyes ain't so good, but if you say so, if you say so... wait, you're a hairy guy. my partner's pretty hairy, so i want to confirm if this is normal. do you have to wring water off from your arms and legs before getting out of the shower? like taking the individual, like almost like a cartoon, like taking the individual hairs and going... like that?
36:41 i don't have to do that. and i'll, i mean, listen, i'll give you a little, i'm not sure how well it comes across on the camera here, but like we got, we got some hair going on. you might say that's not that much. okay. but then also check this out. it goes all the way up there all the way up. you ever try kneading dough when you got hair like this on the sides of your fucking hands. so we got it. we got a lot of body hair. okay.
37:07 i feel like i have to give it an extra once over with the towel when i get out of the shower, but that's about it. how often were you kneading dough? my dad used to make his own bread. i would go over and help him out. but then i was oftentimes like all the dough is sticking to my hair and he's like, yeah, you got to shave that before you knead the dough. and i was like, ah, so now i'm catch me two weeks after i visited my parents and all of a sudden i got stubble on my hands, man.
37:32 but the trade off, by the way, for taking longer to dry off the rest of your body is it takes like two seconds to dry off my head because i don't have any hair. in statistics, what greek letter reps the level of significance? sigma, sigma, sigma. sigma has something to do with statistical significance. most of earth's helium comes from this type of radioactive decay. yeah, alpha makes a lot more sense. what the hell is sigma, bro?
38:10 i mean, i wrote delta first. sigma's the standard deviation. oh, brother. i'll say it. standard... i'm sorry if you're in science. plug your ears. standard deviation is a fucking joke, man. what do you mean put the deviation bars on the graph? i just gave you the graph. all the information's in the graph, professor. why would you want me to put fake information on the graph when i gave you... the graph has all the concrete information. stupid ass. don't say professor like that. okay, zhao shou.
38:40 you sure joe show ma need the to shung bing because i'm not putting the damn bars on the graphs. okay, it's that simple. also, i don't know how anymore why are you learning mandarin again? what do you mean again? did i forget it at some point? oh
38:58 your dirt is sick. okay, i was trying to say his head is sick. okay, i said call the police. your head is sick. that was what i was trying to say at least. my chinese teacher has not told me yet how to say you're stupid. so i have to come up with it myself by saying some shit like, need to told shong bing. oh, it's ben don. that's right. it's ben don. you should bend on jack. that's right.
39:28 according to their house mascot, rexy the dinosaur was once in the macy's day thanksgiving parade repping what new york leather goods brand? dkny. tom landry almost interlocking c monogram's feature on chNL bags. the old school horse and buggy logo is probably the most enduring look for what oh it's why would chNL be based in new york? it sounds french as fuck bro.
40:05 of course it's coach. it's because you know why? because i got it fucking confused with chNL west coast from ridiculousness. more people who have a stem degree, surrey or saskatoon. i'm gonna assume surrey, there'll be a lot of healthcare and in saskatoon a much higher percentage of like oil, gas and agriculture i would expect. wrong! also i just realized when i said oil and gas in my head i was like that's not
40:37 stem, obviously that's stem. for some reason i was like you would go to oil school to get a degree that allows you to work in oil and gas. you think they play the video of them at the mud factory where they got no shirts on? queens engineers making concrete canoes. concrete? concrete canoes so probably. they love dude, i mean you went to queens. is the culture the same where
41:06 if you talk to an engineer for five seconds, there's a 98% chance they bring up how their graduating class solved the grease pole during their frosh week. they fucking love to talk about how they climbed that grease pole bro.
41:19 first we started, we had all the big guys on the bottom and we tried to make like a human pyramid and send smaller people up. then we decided we were going to do it a little differently. we were going to use like the heaviest people as ballast and then it's a bonding exercise. what's a grease pole? it's like a 30 foot tall pole covered in grease and it's like in a pit of mud and they take all the first year engineering students out there
41:43 and all they have to do is get someone to grab the flag on the top of the grease pole. i'm also realizing it might not be 30 feet because as soon as i said 30 feet everyone went 30 feet? it's, i don't know, i'm gonna say five average individuals tall?
41:59 i remember being told how they dump horse guts in the grease pole pit and guys had to wear condoms in the 80s it was so foul no doubt they were bullshitting but it's believable. i don't think that they love to talk like that i don't think they were dumping animal corpses in the in the grease pit and then people had to wear condoms. it actually is 30 feet wait i'm a genius bro they were
42:25 i don't think they were doing, i don't think they were dumping animal corpses into the grease pit, man. they knew about like germ theory and shit like that. those are victims then, those are victims, man. what about the condoms part? well, i assume they didn't want to catch like a disease. that's why they shouldn't have been in the pit to begin with, to be honest. that's how frats work. it's not a frat, it's the engine, it's the class of queens engineering, 1987.
42:50 i don't think, yeah, like how would they, i'm just trying to imagine the dean of the engineering school, the engineering department at queens being like, oh yeah, oh one last thing, sorry honey, i'm going to be late tonight. i forgot to order the horse guts to dump in the grease pit to give all of our engineering students like some kind of communicable disease. like it just doesn't, just think about it for a second, it doesn't make any sense.
43:15 where were they getting horse guts and why would they dump them into the pit and get everybody insNLy sick? it sounds like they would get so sick from just... because i've seen them in the grease pit, they're getting mud all over their faces and stuff, man. no, i don't buy it. that being said, my roommate did...
43:40 to become a frosh leader, like a leader of orientation week, at the end of your first year you apply and then you do like a little audition to see if you've got the right kind of school spirit to lead freshmen in the grease pit.
43:54 two of my friends did the audition together and what they did was chug an entire bottle of maple syrup. and what's so fucked up is that one of them got the... it's not even a job, it's like a volunteer position. one of them got a volunteer position and the other one didn't. so he chugged all the syrup for no reason. he was throwing up for like two hours in the bathroom. i have to imagine throwing up maple syrup probably feels pretty bad.
44:24 a chief freck in 1984, wait, i got to read this, orders the inclusion of urine, vomit, cow heads, animal guts and rotten tomatoes in the grease pulp pit. 25 students are taken to hospital as a result. okay, so can i say something? that sounds like one guy got over his skis and poisoned 25 people. the way that the engineer was relaying the story to the chatter
44:50 it sounded like on an institutional level, there was a tradition of poisoning everybody in the grease pit. that guy is insane. that guy's obviously crazy. i'm sure, because, listen, i was alive for part of the 80s. i was like one and a half at the end of it, but still i was alive for the 90s. it wasn't like there was an instant culture shift in the 80s. they were like, only 25 people went to the hospital, right? double the horse guts, right? like they were still like trying to make sure kids didn't just fucking like,
45:20 get diseases and die in their first year of university. i know the 80s see, because later if you're, one thing i've learned from reading your comments on the internet is that if you're like 21 years old you think that everybody on earth was on cocaine all of the time for the entire 1980s. anything that happened in the 1980s every comment is like well there was lots of cocaine back then. people doing cocaine now because of the dark web and stuff like that if i had to guess.
45:46 i mean, you guys are all on ketamine. when did that start? and then at no point do people go, oh, well, actually there's one very specific scenario where people blame ketamine these days, but for the most part, they don't do that. there's one very, very specific situation where people go, i think we can probably attribute that one to the ketamine, but apparently it's bigger than ever.
46:10 drug usage is at an all time high right now. thank you, fent123. perfect example of nominative determinism right there. i appreciate that. 1947 comics debuts in finland. this is tintin or draw 25. it's the... oh my god. it's moomins. tintin is not from finland. tintin is belgian. the charge of the light brigade. i don't even know what this is, but i needed a win there.
46:52 i saw cavalry charges and in my head i just, honestly, until two minutes ago i might have thought that this was a piece of music. i might have thought that the charge of the light brigade was like something written by wagner or something like that, but we take those. 20th century actor and rapper who is a sports executive, who's polyamorous, he's an east coast hip hop musician, he's a singer songwriter from pennsylvania, and he owns part of the philadelphia 76ers.
47:22 he's a television actor, he's a voice actor, and he's a philanthropist. he won best actor at the academy awards. okay, it's jamie foxx. it's will smith. i had it in my head, okay? i had it in my head. i was like, it's will smith or it's jamie foxx. and then i read that he won best actor and i went, oh, it's jamie foxx. will smith never won best actor. and then i went, oh.
48:00 oh, there was that one fateful night. has jamie foxx ever won any awards? broad best actor for ray in 2004! british gothic novels that are dark fantasy. they're about gay topics, they're lgbtq related, they're irish, they were published by oscar wilde, they're lgbtq related, they're british, they're irish.
48:30 it's gay literature. wait, this is dorian gray, the portrait of dorian gray. i saw immortality in there. of course, famously published in lippincott's monthly magazine. i don't know anything about dorian gray except for stuart townsend's portrayal of dorian gray in the amazing film lxg, the league of extraordinary gentlemen. it's gay, it's british, it's irish. okay, wait, wait, wait. let me take a peep at this queen's journal article here. i got my ass beat.
49:00 he added that the unsavory things like throwing frozen tomatoes at frosh or putting rotten food in the pit have been dealt with extensively. he added stating that the engineering society holds a safety and risk assessment meeting about the grease pole every year and the water is freshly poured by the department of health and safety before students can enter. so they've gone woke. they've gone damn woke with clean water and you can't hit people with frozen fruit anymore.
49:26 we're dealing with the attitudes of the frecks. we're trying to make them more accessible. they can't be yelling at frosh nonstop. but the frosh yelled at us. when we were frosh, we got yelled at. we can't perpetuate the cycle of hazing by then yelling at next year's frosh when we're frecks. we can't even tell them to sizzle like bacon and get on the floor and go, you can't do anything anymore, man.
49:53 artsci used to have this thing where they'd put people in the dark and make them crawl through rotten food, cold pasta, fish heads, and cat food. one year, the transition manual for chief freck had where to get a cow's head as a heading. the chief freck transition manual suggested other frecks vomit and urinate into the pit before filling it with assorted animal guts to assure that the grease pull wasn't too tame. they were just kidding people. they were giving people horrible zoonotic diseases, man.
50:22 the world used to be a fun place, you're right. they made a guy... is this real? because your name makes me think it's not real, but they made a guy at my school hike up a mountain, then they beat him with cactuses and he died, then they banned hazing. they beat him... i mean, that's a horrible story. they made him climb a mountain and then beat him to death with cactuses. i'll go ahead and say it. that's not okay. it was me and celine song and elon musk were all in the pit together, and then everyone would be like,
50:53 every once in a while, like a fucking cow's head would float by with its tongue sticking out. oh shit. that actually happened at uc riverside? you made them climb a mountain and they beat him to death with cactuses. oh, i'll say it. that's not okay. here they tied a guy to the train tracks. he died from a heart attack when he heard a train come. the track was not connected to the actual train tracks. oh my god. that's fucking horrible, bro.
51:26 they made him think he was going to die and then he died because he got so scared that he was going to die. but you know that the people who tied him up were like, but like rip and we shouldn't have done that. but it would have been so, we would have been bonded forever over that man. we would have joked about that for years. it is the type of shit if they did it on jackass i would be like, that was awesome.
51:50 think about all the michelob ultras afterwards. don't do that to me, that's the worst thing of all. are you telling me that college students are drinking michelob ultras? a beer that's not even the cheapest beer that's available but then also is advertised as being low carbohydrate and tastes like absolute shit is the other thing as many people are mentioning right now. you can't be drinking michelob, i mean you could you're gonna drink whatever but like you can't be wasting your money on michelob ultra in
52:20 college, man, you should drink whatever's cheapest that's not, i mean, it's all poison, but like that's not like the kind of poison that kills you now instead of later. beautiful placement, you're a dazzling picture, beautiful place. i had a dream last night, here's how much singing in the rain affected me. i had a dream last night that i watched singing in the rain.
52:47 cinema also dreamt that i was back i have dreams where i'm like back in school all the time but not some of them are nightmares like yeah like that. oh welcome back to class here's your final exam only i didn't do the final exam, and i'm like what but then this one was just like i was just in a french class but it was one of those colleges i guess where you take a one hour class a couple times a day or a couple times a week and
53:13 and then you live in the dorms for some reason. oh, they call it university when you're getting a biology degree. john, thank you. thank you again. are you of sound mind right now? i appreciate the support. also, when this happens, i like to make sure that the person on the other end of it is ok. never saner. all right. that's not really the test, i think. again, i'm not saying i don't appreciate. i'm just making sure everything's ok. i hate the logic.
53:51 that people always say, well, like that's what someone who's not sane would say. because it's also what someone who's of sound mind would say. because if someone of sound mind said, i'm crazy, you would be like, well, at least they finally admitted it, right? but then they would be like, i'm not crazy. you wouldn't know. they're going to say it no matter. exactly. it's a twitch 22. but that does sound like something a crazy person would say. do you know about the danish hazing ritual?
54:27 if an unmarried man turns 30, we blast him with cinnamon from a fire extinguisher. hazy danish cinnamon? hazy cinnamon danish? that sounds good as fuck, bro. i'm hungry. i think i could have hit the word order a little bit better, but it sounds tasty, bro. it sounds like some shit you get at small victories. how do you get the cinnamon in there? i assume you just buy one preloaded at the hazing store or whatever. 25 is cinnamon. we use black pepper at 30? so it just keeps getting...
54:59 the hell do you use at 35, man? carolina reaper? male bonding with a little propose to your girlfriend motivation powder? what a shot. is telly next to the horse guts? yes, dude.
55:27 i mean, all this hazing stuff, like, i mean, there's a trade off with everything. some people get sick and maybe even die. yeah, yeah, yeah, but like a couple of dudes became really good friends for like four years and then never spoke again. so like, i just don't like that you guys are acting like it's all bad. you just, you hesitate to see the bigger picture. top 63%, huh? have you heard the jon hamm hazing story? hazed ham, that sounds fucking good, man.
56:03 that sounds pretty fucking good. with the cinnamon danish on the side? he lit the dude's penis on fire, right? didn't he light his... he lit his cock on fire? or maybe he... let's maybe phrase it a little more indelicately. he lit him on fire via the penis. he was beaten with a paddle, dragged around a room by his genitals and had his pants set on fire
56:29 of which jon hamm was the ringleader. okay, but that's obviously really bad, but at first i was stunlocked because i dead ass thought that said mark sanchez and i was like is he using that as his excuse in the in his defense? because i know mark sanchez had that thing with the the truck driver right? you guys want some bandol? you guys want some bandol? that's corky bandol.
56:55 hated that it started with this like hand clap and also it's from 2017 and that it is one point didn't we didn't we have like this exact metadata 1.6 billion views 2017 like two days ago on sunday? cuz yeah, then i went done i'm gonna need some help everything sounds like a song
57:37 having the time of my life. having the time of my life. 1.6 billion years. i'm gonna save us all some time and i think i'm gonna go straight to number five.
58:17 i can't shake the feeling that i may have heard something that sounds like this in my life, but i have no idea what it is.
58:46 oh, it's look what you made me do. look what you made me do. that's okay. okay. watch what you forced me perform. this is look what you made me do. i know this one. well, anyway, i can't let you make perform. i can't let you force me perform. she was pre pandemic wild. damn. i was pre pandemic too. now you think about it. wow. like post plag. imagine being post plag.
59:18 you know they were probably like spinning you a yarn. they'd be like, man, you don't even have to deal with the boluses anymore. ma, we got our own mom. it's the 14th century in europe, okay? we still got problems. it's like the world's not, i'm not saying the world's perfect, but you don't have to deal with the boluses, the rupturing boluses. back when i was a kid, the plague doctor would come through with the corpse wagon once a week. the boluses were crazy.
59:50 i'd have to see a video essay about it. to really drive home how bad it is, how bad it was, i'd have to see a youtube video essay. and it should be called like the untold horrors of the bubonic plague. do we ever figure out who loaded all the rats onto the ship and then sent it to port? we gotta find that guy, bro! he's laughing at us. he's got away with it for 800 years.
1:00:18 and then once he got out, he went to carfax abbey and he terrorized mina harker and also mina harker's friend who i don't even remember the name of. i'm going to say elizabeth or something like that. who is he? dracula, bro! dracula! lucy, lucy, i'm home type of shit dracula was saying. i almost just to keep you posted two days ago. no, maybe three days ago now. not that i mean, that's too relevant.
1:00:47 i finally beat a20 again in my a20 cycle. now i'm on the defect and i beat, i did the classic a20 victory that's actually a loss. i beat the first boss and then died to the second boss. so let's call it an a19 victory. when are you beating a24? i can't. they keep hiring like wunderkind directors. it's not possible. i wish i could.
1:01:12 i just found out that the back rooms is directed by kane hodder. i was like, that's amazing. isn't he like leatherface? isn't he the dude from the texas chainsaw massacre? shut up and play the game? whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't like my mistaken identity jokes anymore? you love the joke about how drake won the beef and then whenever people go, oh, is he being serious? i go, yeah, bro. i mean, as soon as brighter later dropped, kendrick didn't have a chance.
1:01:39 i mean five leaves left, maybe you're like he doesn't have another one of these in him. but then this is before we even talk about pink moon, man. which of course is probably considered his most seminal album. i'm gonna beat your shit off with socks and batteries? for what? because i thought nick drake won the beef. okay, kendrick, what did he say? they not like us. and nick drake, what did he say? could have been a sailor, could have been a cook.
1:02:08 a real life lover could have read a book. i mean, i know who i'm putting my weight behind. kendrick clear she's way prettier. okay, see now you've added another wrinkle into this whole discussion. and i don't know how to yes end it, but i think it's really good. i really appreciate that. am i losing my mind? yeah, there's multiple people named drake nephew. there's like, drake, nick drake.
1:02:38 there's like a bunch of dragons that apparently you don't give a fuck about. how much blowback all the dragon and wyvern community has gotten because of this mistaken ass identity. and you just like couldn't be bothered? you just don't give a fuck, i suppose. he circumnavigated the world too? did he? maybe, i don't know. i always... did multiple people do that? i thought it might be magellan. magellan definitely did it. he did? good for him, man.
1:03:07 so it's crazy as time to do that in between being a rap star, a folk singer and also has been deceased for i'm gonna say 50 years. and a dragon, of course and a dragon. give me some orange dough, man. probably how money is gonna look like in america in a couple years. brighter later is better. it's prettier, maybe a little too pretty. know what i'm saying? a complete unknown heads.
1:03:37 and we are everywhere. no? is that a joke? so that's a joke for nobody. in a complete unknown he says, hey, let's give it over to joan baez. she sure sings pretty. maybe a little too pretty. i haven't seen the movie. what, you're not 100? you're not 100 years old? bob dylan fan who hasn't even seen cate blanchett play bob dylan in the german art house movie? is it a german movie or is she just doing the part of bob dylan's life where he's in germany?
1:04:10 they feel that's an american movie, but he just spends some time in germany. they got arsenal, when are they adding west ham united? that's damn true. is frank lampert in chat? i know he's not gonna like that joke. when are they gonna add fucking what, mate? he's got a beef with west ham united is what i heard. i heard frank lampert, he doesn't like west ham united. who's your favorite player to watch in the world cup?
1:04:38 so i'm allergic to taking things seriously, but i do feel like both mbappe and jude bellingham, every time they got the ball, you felt like there was a chance they were going to make something happen. i didn't see every game of the world cup, but of the dozen games that i watched, those are the ones that stood out. is this slay the spire 1 or slay the spire 2? i'm being serious? daniel, daniel, i'm playing as the remnant.
1:05:06 leonardo dicaprio, tom hardy, alexander iñárritu. i'm fighting a bug that's flying. he's taking a card of mine called devastate. these were things that were not in slay the spire 1. i hope it was a... you wrote honest questions, so i'm taking it as if it's an honest question. but if it's not an honest question and i just got baited, i don't know what to say. i don't know what to say about that. brother, the bait goes both ways? i just wanted him to know that i could kill him.
1:05:30 not daniel, but like the supermassive could kill the thieving hopper here. the bait goes both ways? that sounds like something like a self help book for fish. you should kill him and get the rewards? oh yeah. and then just not take the card. one step ahead of you, brother. if this was on youtube, you would have removed the defense. possibly true. here's what i'll say. i want to walk back what i said earlier that was so rude.
1:05:56 when slay the spire 2 first came out, i said, every time i play it on twitch, i lose and every time i play it on youtube, i win. that means you guys must be horrible at slay the spire. that has changed. and that's because you are much better than me at the game now.
1:06:11 and also i get a little distracted so every once in a while it's nice to go off on a tangent and then someone in chat goes hey don't forget about this thing that you said you wanted to do and i go oh that's right. oh that thing that i said our run will lose unless i do this i should do it now because i'm at the place where i said we need to do it i get it now
1:06:38 regent can't have shit? hey, anybody that's in like the slay the spire discord, any plans to get the fuck ass aeon glass like out of the game or maybe make him possible to kill? i get that like every boss gets to counter like an archetype in the game, which is good. because you don't want just like, oh, i'll steamroll everything. but like when your archetype is playing cards at all,
1:07:01 it makes it pretty difficult, man. because yeah, yeah, i guess i'm an asshole because i built a deck of cards where my cards are what generates the block in the attack. that's just the time slug? the time slug is... take it from an a20 hit. the awakened one is the real nightmare on a20.
1:07:21 at least when you're playing as the defect and every run turns into a fucking power deck. and then you beat the timekeeper easily and then you're like, oh here's this motherfucker on turn six. my choices are use my one strike and two defends to do 700 damage before he kills me. or alternatively, play the powers which are the engine of my deck and die on turn two. i wish i had a soft desk.
1:07:46 you need buffers? yeah, okay, i have some buffers in my deck when he does three times 18 damage every second turn, man. use your freaking head. you don't need void this fight. you know what i don't need? your stupid comments. this fight or ever. how do you feel about that? i don't need your pitty little own, okay? so why don't you keep your stupid comments in your pocket? give me orbit. yeah!
1:08:15 yes, bread pirate roberts 88. good job. good job, glen coco. some of you were typing the right thing, but just a little bit too slow. it's not your fault, sean. it's not your fault. the last played attacker skill is added to your hand or two relics. it has to be the last played attacker skill gets added to your hand.
1:08:41 oh it gets played! you don't oh so it gets played for free. play a copy of your last played attacker. that's crazy. this has changed in beta too? okay so that means that this is overpowered so obviously we'll be grabbing that. it's that simple. yeah go ahead, go ahead and make more changes in the beta so i can keep pogging up! you're giving me the keys to the kingdom bro! if this kills an enemy gains stars. not that impressed. you really think i won't fucking
1:09:12 transform my best card into a minion strike? i don't even want to say the word minion strike, bro, because if hollywood got that idea, we might never get another movie again. or put that's true, put that evil on gru either. i don't want to put that on gru. he's been through a lot. maybe you play supermassive first so that you get the beat down to maybe trigger more supermassive. okay, you hit the wrong fella. just disappointing, but that's okay. is this free?
1:09:53 yes, well it's gotta be banshee's cry, bro. and then you would play heavenly drill, i think, and then you would win with banshee's cry. it's that simple. then you would just win with banshee's cry. so this is a game that we've said is too difficult. it's supposed to be hard. maybe they were right in the beta to make it more difficult, to be honest, because this was kind of a joke. also, oh, it's so nice to be able to play a good one on youtube sometime this week.
1:10:35 not to say that the ones that are coming out are bad, but it's been a minute. it's been a minute. sorry to leave you with a shorter stream today, chap, but i mean we started late and my kids day camp just doesn't respect that. my kids day camp is they don't care that the start of my day got a little bit blown up. they're like, we still got to get it. we got our own families. okay, whatever you say, man. for now, i'll send you over to my wife's stream. i will be live as far as i know, normal stream tomorrow.
1:11:04 i would expect like 9 to 2. see you then. later! hello luca. this one's for those ice cold michelle pfeiffer, the white gold. this one's for the good girls, them hood girls, straight masterpieces. styling, flying, living it up in the city. got the saint laurent with the chuck son, i gotta kiss myself, i'm so pretty. it's too hot, hot darn.
1:11:40 make a dragon wanna retire, man too hot, too hot say my name, you know who i am, i'm too hot girls hit your hallelujahs girls hit your hallelujahs girls hit your hallelujahs cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya saturday night can work in the spot don't believe me? just watch! i don't know, i don't know
1:12:13 yeah, i do. that song comes up a lot on the cover. like, a lot. like, all the time.