Proximity VOIP will never be defeated (Lethal Company)

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0:00 i thought it was a teleport back, i was trying to get chiblee's body.
0:06 oh my god. i love to get shibblies bought. wait, ryan, you started uber you were saying? yeah, yeah. in university, one of my friends had a car and i was like, dude, you should post on facebook that will drive you. the closest grocery stores to campus were really expensive and the cheaper ones were really far away. i was like, you should start charging people like five bucks a ride
0:34 to go to the grocery store and we could have like a rotation of drivers and we could have like a side hustle. you know what everyone said? the same bugging shit they say when you come up with an awesome idea now. that already exists, it's called taxi. oh yeah, dude if you've got evidence of this you could probably sue and you've got so many years of earnings to cash in on. holy shit. even
0:56 even even 50% of their revenue for the last 20 years. 1% and you're good for life. bro, i got an uber black. it was not cheap. oh man, you're telling me. yeah, i got an uber black. i'm sorry. no, i accidentally ordered it. sometimes you order the regular, the blue collar uber and they're like, hey, because your accounts in good standing, we upgraded you to the car that gives you motion sickness every time you get in it. oh yeah, the tesla.
1:26 rear wheel tesla model 3 full self driving dude hits the gas without knowing he's got like a rocket ship engine every time my uber driver was telling me about a tick tock he's like bro let me find it for you on the highway like 80 looking at it and i'm like no no it's good like i think i know what you have seen that what i've seen that one
1:53 no, but it's true. i got drunk and i actually wanted an uber black at 2 a.m. challenge. my bad guys. it was really not good. was it a model 3 or did they actually send something nice? it was a escalade. that's awesome. and the guy told me he makes $400,000 a year. that is actually awesome. i've never been inside of a cadillac escalade. i bet that's a vibe. dude, i have new aura. every time i get dropped off by an uber driver and if they help me with my bags, i shake their hand. is that aura? it's kind of aura.
2:25 that's cool, i'm like the don. i mean it's better than like you know, just have a good flight. and i tip them 22%, 20 whatever the furthest on the right is. 22% is pretty good for an uber man. i always do the furthest right tip because i just feel like i gotta pay for one you know. oh, i understand. i should be getting this. it's totally cool inside there. nothing happening. yeah but we've already been done there bro so i think we're just gonna head out. yeah? okay.
3:02 i don't have any loot, but that's fine. i have so much loot on me, man. dude, my pockets are stuffed. corey. corey, do you tip on uber? yeah, probably. i haven't ubered. i think i've only ever ubered twice. you've only ubered two times? yeah. why? that seems crazy. why have i only ubered twice? got nowhere to go. what about when you come back from your hometown and you gotta take a car to the airport? yeah, i've only dunked like a couple times.
3:37 you normally walk? maybe it's like five times now that i'm thinking about it. but it's rare. dude, i want to see my uber account from their pov. because it's probably like, i think i've got five stars and i think... does it say if you're a good tipper on there? no, i don't believe so. what? maybe they see the tip in advance. maybe they see the tip in advance.
4:01 wait, wait. never tipping good again, bro. what's your uber rating? you can check it in the app. five. five sucks. you're five even? i'm five flat, which is crazy because one time i got into uber with a friend covered in throw up. i got like a 4.94 or something. i don't know. i guess a couple of drivers weren't fucking with me for some reason. you let one rip, i hated your ass. well, there was a stretch of time. corey, you won't believe what i have, man. what'd you come back with? corey, you won't believe what i picked up.
4:34 won't believe it. so you ever leave what i picked up too? yeah, but even with that guy being all pissed off. that's great. i got i got all five of them dude i'm already one tap man
4:53 oh, that was awesome. but yeah, we got british to johnson's loot. oh, okay. yeah. fucking in justin's loot. justin didn't even make it in the dance. justin fell in the crypt settings. justin fell out of the shaft. yeah, yeah, yeah. hang on, i'm checking with uber reading.
5:09 you might be the goat we found it we found this five five star rating, huh? okay, i why you got trouble i ruined apollo's uber rating by throwing up in an uber all cop to that that probably got i have i thought i do i got four point four if i may i think the reason that i point on that for is because i
5:34 not everybody that i uber with when i uber respects that they say, hey we'll be outside in two minutes. sometimes there's a little time dilation going on and i'm going, hey the driver's outside. hey the driver's outside, we gotta get in the car right away. and people are going, i just need to do one more thing, i just need to do one more thing. and all of a sudden my uber rating pays the price. that's fucked. i'm here waiting 40 minutes.
6:03 i would tell i think i told you about the uber i was in where the guy had a wrapped up hand and bandages and a hand sized hole in his console. oh, yes yeah, dude my uber driver that made $400,000 a year told me he broke the nose of a homeless guy. hell no afterwards to be zero
6:28 no man, he also said people had sex in the back of his uber and i'm like bro i'm sitting back here. that's fucking terrible. also i just have to share ricky said when i was a kid i lost a friendship over the baby back ribs song because this kid insisted they said i liked the sauce at the end and i said he was a fucking idiot. they definitely do not say that.
6:50 they don't, they say it with barbecue sauce. with barbecue sauce. i like the sauce, yeah. corey probably can't take an uber because they won't let him smoke in the back. no, not with barbecues. probably always rents an old cadillac. barbecue sauce. nice run. nice. nice. nice. someone had sex in the guy's uber. he said one time he drove from la to dallas, like he was just doing shit.
7:18 that's crazy. i used to love getting the damn ribs from chili's. or was it the top back damn ribs? i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the chilies. i used to love the ch
7:55 damn. did you watch fucking... i know you didn't watch curia because it would have been your number one. i haven't seen it yet, but every once in a while i go to letterboxd and i'm like, it's got like a 4.3 average, which is insane. it's really good. yeah, yeah. it's very, very good. guys, as a recently new adopted vietnamese uncle, i'm going to tell you that not patch the peekaboo method. it still works. no, peekaboo's over. yeah.
8:27 no, yeah, it's op bro. so the kid is vietnamese. yeah, that doesn't make you vietnamese, a vietnamese uncle.
8:45 no, it does because of the adopted... you have a vietnamese... no, i've been adopted into the family, dude. i was in california saying hello to the grandparents in vietnamese. that also doesn't make you vietnamese. bro, they welcomed me into the fucking family, bro. you know how far into the family i have to get to say hello to the grandparents in vietnamese? everyone who's been to olive garden is like, i'm italian now.
9:11 you're family your family okay, we keep leaving the levels five seconds in man
9:27 there's not gonna be any funny moments if we don't play the orchids at that end. that's very funny. i'm not vietnamese. will you stop being mean to me now? dui bu qi, man. dui bu qi. my bad. what does dui bu qi mean? is that you, bitch? that means i'm sorry. um, xiao? xiao, another line. ooh, did i hit that? you called me small? no, i said hello. xiao?
9:58 you got to learn that's what i was taught. well, that's what's out on how my god. how did you get over here? w w w my flashlight. that's my bad. whoa, fucking shit. w ads. it sounded like i put my where'd you come from?
10:31 i don't know, i've been way deep in there. yeah, no, this is the way out, yeah. me when i'm way deep in there, dude, i wanna see him. the bracken. i think this one. i'm just kind of following along. the fuck guy. he was here. i got bad news, guys, i'm lost. yeah, there's a little dude. i just ran out of him. i don't know how to get out. this game is so back rooms, man, so back rooms. the brackens are there too. have you seen the back rooms movie?
11:15 yeah, well come over here and there's nothing so that's cool. i think they just killed him. i'm just gonna fuck yeah, yeah did you hear him go? i might jump dude. he shut before he died, but it was i almost shut it too
11:50 why did i scream in corey's ear? because i saw the bracken bro. i saw his glint. those horrible yellow eyes. know what i'm talking about? aunt may. oh, yeah you take that. i don't even want it. oh, i thought you were talking about like the mothman or something. oh no no man. i just want to clear the air while i have the stage. i'm not vietnamese, but a vietnamese family has welcomed me as their own. that does not make you vietnamese.
12:21 wait, what happened? a.i. did analyze my accent and said i was american vietnamese like five times in a row though. an american a vietnamese family living in los angeles introducing you to their grandparents does not make you vietnamese. but i'm pretty deep in there. grandma? i even got invited to their christmas and i've even been to their christmas. oh, justin's coming. probably watching boogie nights.
12:53 boogie nights on christmas you guys got in the world cup? ghibli you guys are fuck brazil your fucking man. he did you qualify? i don't even know i don't even know i don't even know we're in it. no vietnam vietnam qualify. oh yeah, the fucking giant vietnam school at all. hey
13:21 that was a fucking good one. is everyone who's not here? apollo? apollo died. that shit's on a wall, man. that bull is gone. let's fucking leave then.
13:37 fuck it. where'd it go? it feels like in real life to kick a ball around. i wanna go heat up my brisket so bad, man. where'd it go? bro, we need to bring back, uh, like just throwing a baseball around a park with a friend. dude, it's so fun. yeah, man. every time i go to the playground, i'm reminded that there are like adults who still live like it's the 90s. like i was there on a wednesday night and there were like eight adults there just playing casual volleyball.
14:00 i was like, they do exist. yes, man. that sounds so freeing. like they brought a net, set it up. they're probably heavier than all of us. i know, they're like literally like, hey, you want to go outside and play volleyball? and they got seven motherfuckers to say yes. and some dude probably drives like 50 minutes to get there and do it. it's so awesome.
14:18 and then the one dude who shows up takes his shirt off. and he's in such good shape. yeah, everyone's like, what the fuck, man? there were also like 10 groups that were playing that trampoline volleyball game. you know the one with the little trampoline where they smack the ball into the trampoline? yeah. spikeball. oh, yeah.
14:44 let's get rid of the pickleball that everyone can hate us. bro, it's all about paddle now. paddle's the new pickleball. really? yeah. i'm reverting back to that. so they destroyed all those tennis courts and basketball courts for nothing. even worse, now they gotta make the glass on the pickleball courts to make them about paddle. i'm becoming a barbecue guy again. i decided i'm going back to that. i was that guy in like my early 20s and now i'm back to it. i like that. you need me, i'll be at the grill.
15:13 democrats, republicans? i'd rather be grilled. i made a 17 pound brisket. jesus christ. it was insane, man. don't tell me who you voted for. just tell me do you want a damn burger or a damn hot dog? yes, dude. i'm a nothing guy right now. wait, i'm a climbing guy now. oh, like mount everest or like indoor rock? y'all want to go bouldering after this? nah, i'm chill. sure. i feel like this is every guy from new zealand i've ever met. i'll bring the chalk.
15:46 really? it's every guy that's ever visited california, i think. i like l.a. you wanna go shredding the nar? i like california. california's good. top five state easy. and laguna beach. mm hmm. huge red flag. someone says it's like the worst state in the union. it really is the f***ing state. i do think it is valid to hate a little bit on l.a. though. it's an annoying place. there's cool stuff there too. i hate l.a. but also like some of the worst people are there. oh yeah, i mean...
16:16 there's no doubt about that. yeah. yeah, dude, huntington beach stuff. woof! guy that visits california and goes to huntington beach and doesn't talk to a single person. i fucking love huntington beach, man! it's fucking lit over there. that's where i think that's where me and apollo stayed for long beach twitchcon, right? that place was cool besides the bugs, man. yeah, the bugs part was terrible. that place was cool?! it was fine.
16:43 isn't huntington beach like the most condensed population of republicans in the world? yeah, that's why i loved it. i'm playing. dude, it's been so nice fooling people lately. i've been wearing a lot of camo shorts and i got this mustache. dude, people really... they don't know what to think. they're like, back to blue brother, back to blue.
17:02 before we go i was told this is there's new stuff here, but also it's flooded so you might be crazy oh
17:26 oh my god, bro, we're gonna settle it. oh i don't know. we gotta find the fucking head. i found a foot in an ear again i found a rib cage. this is the type of shit that was happening on the stanley park, right? okay, we we can definitely
17:55 you got the tongue right in the yeah! i'm in the bathtub. there's a hand too, there's a hand over here too. dude there's a i'm in the pool, i have an ear, a hand, a foot and a ribcage. guys i'm not with you. oh right! you have two knees over here. i'm full up man. i'm full on me too man! what is going on though? i'm in a fucking room, better store to go! oh no. l l l l l apollo, l apollo.
18:25 i'm really scared because i'm alone. what do i do with this shit? can we stand up to each other? ewwww! lambda heart dude. oh shit it's fucking still being... i'm scared! i'm scared! yeah it's going buh bum. there's a lot of shit in here man. tell tell heart. woah there's fucking knees dude. oh my god.
18:55 i've got a hand and an ear. i've got a heart. i've got an ear. i've got a foot and i've got a foot. i got the tongue. what this loot? it's not even worth that much. i guess there's a lot of it. so you got to get it out. there's a bunch more in here. i think this is a dead end man.
19:29 someone was doing something about the pool. the buzzing of flies is starting to get to me. there's a pool around there somewhere. oh, what the hell? we're out. oh. fuck ass. i feel like i'm in a dead end. under a tusken sky type interior design. i've been everywhere i could go and there's nowhere else to go. freeware, man. i'm everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere
20:04 they'll hang the crooks that invented books on the geek bar candy mountain. i've been visited by a cat. oh shit. am i finally down by y'all? hey! whoa! i've been everywhere this way. this shit looks like fucking... you guys want to see something really cool? dinner in resident evil 7. come here. yeah. look at this fucking place, dude. whoa! yeah, you know, i've been in here.
20:38 there's a bunch more. oh, oh, does anyone have a key? i guess not, huh? wait, did one of you turn this off? no oh, it's almost found the power switch yeah, there's got to be like somewhere to put all this stuff, right? i don't think any of it has value i mean, i think i think the value is that there's just a ton of it so i think you get it look if you can get in and out a bunch you said you already went that way, right? it doesn't give you a value though, right click it what yeah it does
21:08 oh, yeah, it does. it's got a little bit. oh, there's slime here. oh, there's the pool. yippee! oh, this is where i came from. there's nothing down there. there's a birthday party? there's a lot of body parts at the birthday party. yeah, kory and i served up dinner. oh, thank you. oh, i found the slime. yep, there it is. i'm not going that way. i just want to leave. i have a tongue. y'all find a tongue? i got two tongues, bro.
21:40 oh, tommy two tongues. holy sorry. i'm getting dressed in the shower how'd you do that? oh you like that? how we do that? oh, i found a staircase this might be out now. how'd that happen? what does that mean different staircase? where oh slime guys, i think we're trapped. oh, i found it down here done here. yeah here. oh it can be done. it can be done. okay, but the bad news is i think we're all dead anyway, what? how does the blood blooded?
22:11 oh it gets higher right? gonna get multiple! oh! unleveled! to the right over there. to the right? yeah. oh it's this way. did they change this? i think they did, yeah. sounds like a damn sun chips bag. for real. who's up eating my sun chips? oh that's so much closer than i was. i used to have a cat who knew the sun chips bag. and if you opened the bag of sun chips he'd come rubbing. we got like a total of like $13 of loot. yeah.
22:53 gross. yeah, boston. you would think the tongue would be worth more. you're just leaving? yeah. i don't want to go. it's gonna become underwater. 208, man. that's sad. we did a good job. in terms of surviving. i don't even know if you got tetanus. was i? did you get bitten by like a dog or something? i stabbed myself with a staple. you're fine. you're fine. yeah, you're fine. was it rusty? i don't know. i didn't look.
23:27 i don't feel good 10 might not be long of this world how much of that brisket do you wait? i
23:48 all right, careful with the next part though. i know i thought about it. i was like that was good. feeling like a true survivor, better than i ever did again. yeah, there's a lot of body parts again. here we go again man. great song. 78 though. they used to play that song in the canucks won games so i haven't heard it in a bit.
24:26 i've rooted a bit. i've rooted a bit. oh shit, we're on the same fucking wave here. i'm so dude, this is hard as hell. yeah. did i go the wrong way? no, you're good. why is this corey's foot, chad? okay, that's fucked up. that has nothing to do with corey. it's going to be annoying as fuck to turn this shit all into the governor. you're so true on that.
25:04 we can go back in and get more. yeah, that's scary a little bit nice. so good more. why are you? why are you still in here, bro? i got stuff already brought back. you are so lazy. it's only 10 a.m man, i do feel like i i still love this game, but they gotta put the monsters back in the game yeah, we haven't seen anything. well, you did you did have your back taken away by the bracken. i got killed by the bracken. yeah, i did here you go i just went
25:38 oh, did i do that? a little bit i think. might have been involuntary. what do you think apollo? 1,000 gifts sub bet. who's gonna go further in the world cup? canada or the us? let me get a bit further into the 7th on and then i'm down. oh shit. i'll pick the us. well that was implied, yes. that's true but i want the market invalidated if the canadian team gets arrested. oh for touching the ball too much or something? i don't know. well you know just like not being american i guess.
26:16 kory, come this way! what the fuck was that? did you hear that? is it downstairs or upstairs? downstairs. can you hear us? alright. you there? i'm in like a bedroom. what the hell is this? kory? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm up. should we? oh, there's the spring monster. bro, i saw the spring guy get pulled back. run, run, run, run, run. don't run, i'm here with you! run, run, run, run, run, run.
26:54 hello? how do we get out? oh right here w. bro we gotta get some more shit though. oh motherfucker man. it would be so good if i could slap his fucking ass. you've been a very bad boy, you've been a very bad boy. what the fuck? he was like getting, he was going around, he was taking another path.
27:42 he was doing like one of those crazy little kid runs where they hit like 10 steps a second. oh, that's impressive. he was skedaddling. is that why i've still got good teeth? it's because i've never felt chewup's kiss. wait, i fucking feel like this is real actually. how did i not get a full inventory? what? embarrassing, honestly. i know this place fucking sucks now. dude, we're gonna have so many like $200. i bet you there's somewhere in there you could like put those.
28:16 maybe i bet you can build that guy like a big monster and if you feed him he like poops out like a little gold or something. yeah i feel that that's probably what it is. i'm gonna hope that heart is making me anxious after all that molotov man, this is stressing me out i
28:55 again with this back here again. yes. oh stinks my crazy this ain't the right way bro, i'm dead. yes all that oh, that shouldn't be possible good night y'all. oh, there it is. okay. oh
29:52 isn't it down here? am i crazy? how'd you get lost? it's fucking dark here, man. it is pretty dark. yeah, thank you. where are you going? you're over there. is this not the way to get in? what the fuck? oh, i got it. i got it. what the fuck do you mean, do you get lost in your own gnome? i meant home. it's crank three again! oh no! what do you do? what do you do? what do you do in a situation like that?
30:59 i'll see you all this coming fall there's a lake of tea and it's what's to do there's a hang in the crooks who invented books and the f**king f**king... are you crazy that on this map with this much loot he's still gonna come back with zero? bro what the f**k are you talking about? i got f**king haunted you got haunted? yeah bro i got haunted there's electricity in my ears right now what? are you okay? well could you f**king take off before my head explodes? is that how that works?
31:32 little girls gotta get you. maybe this will help you take this. i'm chill. i'm sure i think i was just thinking about the rain and in all these body parts nasty the laziest employee me the fuck i brought shit back did we win sorry i was watching instagram real us and then what kind of real were you watching i
32:02 i'm bouldering, i'm big into climbing these things. that's huge. yeah, you wanna go climbing? with all the ai generated shit, that was more like instagram unreals.
32:12 my god your tongue was going crazy that's kind of fucking disgusting oh you eating pussy disgusting oh
32:40 yeah, you're pussy movement but talking about it in such a public platform. maybe is a little bit crude of me. i see i think it's woke of you really sounds like someone got fucked up. you can eat off water open. i think what if he pukes we did we okay, it spits out all the bones
33:10 oh dude, we're gonna find a cookie tin. you guys don't mind if i keep one foot, right? why? how does this look? how does this look? you're just like, it's like you're teaching it how to walk on the wall. i'm not like, it doesn't look like i'm licking the toe.
33:36 no, no, no, it doesn't look like you're looking to tow at all. what about what you were trying to do? that's what i'm trying to do. i'm trying to go tarantino oh interesting tarry tarantino no marinara, please. oh fuck. what if i can't charge the foot is that tarantino marinara? what the hell?
34:02 bro, i just got a notification on my phone i've never seen. i spent $13 at the store. someone's like left on your tinder. no, no, man. damn. i don't even... no, i was on hit. or a bubble. yikes. that's fucked up, man. that's brutal. yeah, well at least i'm fucking trying. i'm not even on dating apps because i got on there once and it felt weird.
34:34 i'm on the fucking baiting apps. yeah, the baiting apps. jerker. it's like jerk. you couldn't even think of your plan to go crops harvest.
35:04 i'm gonna tighten it in a minute. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, tightened. classic. i'm not teleporting in because i get scared when i'm alone. yeah, i can do that. it's nice to have a flashlight. it is. who needs? who needs? who needs? it says uncle funko. an uncle, an uncle funko pop? dude, y'all would love the uncle funko video. uncle funko? uncle funko? yeah, fuckle, uncle, uncle fuckle. it says funko funko.
35:37 everything i'm saying is a direct quote from the video. i'm not just crazy. okay. i hate that i'm not comfortable being on but it's just the reality of the situation. yeah, i mean we're on command we're all out here, but like half of the people all us hunk are gonna be onks in like six months. so it's like 31 year olds calling me on and call me off
36:08 yeah, hang on over there motherfucker man i know again with this shit if it ain't one thing it's another if it ain't one thing it's a fucking other man i forgot about you're getting on my damn nerds that one. that's good. that one should've stuck around you're starting to get on my damn nerds
36:36 did you guys hear that or were you out of earshot? like a kilometer away i heard someone scream like an unholy scream and then like a red insNLy loud boom. they were like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
37:08 i did get jump scared by chiblee, but i went, oh! oh, fuck. you gonna take that thing? yeah, i'll take this thing. you know how to get out of here? i think i remember where the exit is, kind of. that's right here. i'm gonna go to the fire escape. where? where? go stand! we're going fire escape mode. there is some loot at the entrance. the deep bark and the mountain never change your socks. and your balls are never empty because you always suck in cock.
37:59 oh shit, shit. what happened? i did hear someone scream so loud. looks like i think i got bottles. oh shit, people living, people dying. peter, lois, meg and brian. yeah man, i made that up. i left some shit at the fire escape, my hands are full though. if anyone wants to grab it. i'm on my way.
38:32 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa did he leave some shit at the fire escape? is this a troll? motherfucker! motherf fatherfucker, man! what the fuck? ahh! is that supposed to be is that your idea of humor?
39:14 oh, i left some shit in the fucking fire escape. i open up the door. and then i come out and it's a motherfucker in the mask sprinting at me. oh fuck, i didn't know about the mask. i didn't know about the jacket and box though. i thought that would be funny.
39:34 i felt my butt hole pucker. are there a guy in a mask? there was a guy in a mask bro. i didn't see that. i went up to him and said you can take that off, you can take the muzzle off, it's not 2020 anymore. it was really funny. we should fall according to this next one guys. it was really funny spectating justin and looking over. damn this one's a beast. yeah i'm getting like
40:09 yeah, let's teleport into this one bro, it's loading up like 7,000 fucking enemies. like why do we have one in pants? hi kory! hi. what does the violin sting mean again? is that a bracket? okay, okay, okay. you guys okay back there?
40:46 anybody got a flashlight? hello? hello, where are you? this could be the exit over there. it's very well lit. i'm always having fun. hello? squad? you're still alive. you're still alive. that's homer simpson, man. that's homer simpson. there's tarts on the left, yeah? hello? no, no, he's good. he just drank a little too much. hello?
42:05 is that you guys in here or is this where i came from? this is where i came from, man. you guys through here? eerie ass sound design, bro. i hear it. yeah? you go your way and i go mine, bro. great, we're back here. anybody still alive? great idea, let's teleport in without our fucking flashlights, man. clanking around with a oh, i heard a fucking air horn, man.
43:21 mother fucker! mother fucker! oh my god! some good deaths on that one. that was fucking hell, man. jesus christ. that sucked. i was specing you before, but like watching, like you were facing me and i saw chiblee run up behind you and just get exploded by this weird guy. it was really good. we got one more. yeah!
43:55 you like football? yeah. wait, probably you can do another one, don't you? bro, jumping in the discord, americans and british people discord and jump... wait, this bit's good. this bit's good. you should start again from the top. jumping in the discord titled americans x british people and then jumping in the voice chat going, you like football? i've got my cats on me, so i couldn't go in. it sounds like you're inside.
44:30 i'm far from mike because of the cat. he's on me. i move away from the mike to pet cat him. yup. he's gonna set this guy up for a minute. don't worry. i got it. i'm lost. guys, sandwiches are back. i bought some bread. cooked chicken but not deli meats so there's no nitrates. little swiss cheese. stone ground mustard. feeling a little peckish? make yourself a sandwich, man.
45:23 i bet you never thought of that. i'm not i'm talking like a 19 year old on reddit. you can make your own sandwiches at home for a fraction of the price of buying sandwiches at a restaurant. are you guys alive in here? oh, sorry. i farted. that's a mine, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. hello! corey! ghibli. people looting, people dying. corey, chib, apollo, justin. they got out!
46:43 some scary sounds in the damn tunnels. dude! whoa. fucking apollo jumpscared me, man. he does that. i screamed. that's the scariest thing that's ever happened to me in this game. i got two things. i don't know how much do we need to meet quota? i got no things, honestly. i just got here. big whoopee cushion though. sorry, i farted. yeah, it's fine. can i give out these leftovers i made? yeah, absolutely. alright, check it out. it's brisket.
47:19 pickled onions, fried onions, pickles and coleslaw on a potato bun. sounds amazing. it's insane. what a confluence of beautiful textures. i'm telling you man, buying the smoker is the best thing i've ever done. i got two things now too. let's fucking do it man. i don't want to die down here. yeah, i feel that. two pickled ingredients is a little crazy. i'm an either pickles or hot peppers guy. i don't think i can do both.
47:48 yeah, i think pickled onions are like a little different from pickled. that's true. they're a little more... i don't know. they're not as briny. yeah. that's fair. alright. watch this. oh, it's close. he lived. it's almost really bad actually. what if the... you chotty have recorded a bad one? it's too big. i think everybody's like no signal. yeah. i'm lost. do you remember which one it is? i don't think it's this one. that one? okay. apollo went to get his food.
48:29 i wonder what happened to poor old chiblee? poor old chiblee. i'm gonna take off. let's take a look. oh. oh. he's dead. just has no signal. his body's right here. yeah. let's throw some shit on it. first one to die at the party gets fucked. yup. didn't want to get fucked. shouldn't have died, bro. my big old fucking dick is dead for him. did you used to do that to people? yeah, man. yeah, and they used to do it to me.
48:58 i was always the one i always bore witness to it and no one ever did it to me i was like a non participant i never fell asleep first i never got drawn on but i did draw on a friend a few times and he fucking got really fucking mad i mean it sucks ass to be hung over and then be like oh great they sharpied a dick on my forehead so now i gotta spend like an hour scrubbing all my skin off while i'm trying not to throw up
49:23 you got really mad. i had a buddy who he got drawn all over while he was passed out drunk and just didn't know. the next day he was eating breakfast right by his little like six year old sister and she just turned to him and said, you look cool. he had like a big dick on his head and like eyeliner with sharpie and stuff. they really went to town on him.
49:47 you look cool. yeah, you look cool has been burned into my head since then. you've got balls on your face. we fucking lost. oh yeah, that's right. no way. no way. we won. we won. we won the game. stop pushing me. stop. it's chill. we didn't win. maybe the keys? 20 each.
50:18 got a lot of keys. great job. great job. flashlight! yeah, true, true flashlight. who was that? oh, i think it was apollo. it's opening. oh, you're cooked, you're cooked. it's open, it's open, it's open.
50:48 dude, why did he fall for it man? i guess it was corey. how did he fall for it? it's so crazy. it's so insane. hey we did it, we won. did we? we won. the winners. oh we fucking did do it man. good job everyone. good show. well played. good game, good game. i'm gonna charge this thing.
51:20 oh, you know what? i did leave a key behind. oh well. little tip. little tip. yeah, yeah, yeah. on the house. hey, that j is the ability. i don't know. go me. ghibli, that's a little embarrassing, man. i don't know. taking so long, i was trying to speed it up. you should have bolted on top of one of the shipping containers. bro, i can't even flash a vo, bro. like, i'm nothing. aw, man. what'd you say? flash a vo?
51:53 oh yeah, when you go climbing they tell you to flash it constantly, it's perverted. what? what does that mean, the flash? and they call you a beta, they say beta and flashing all the time, it's insane, the bouldering community. i thought they say like on belay or whatever. belay on, on belay. apollo, you seem like a log climber. apollo, you seem like a log climber. flash it, flash it. i liked it when i was a kid. you seem like you have a climber's build. complimentary.
52:19 you got good wingspan. that's what i'm saying. yeah, he's all and wiry is like a climbers dream, isn't it? hmm. yeah climbing swimming basketball you're gonna flash everything you're gonna flash all the betas. i don't want to flash the betas no, that's what you do at the climbing gym. are you flash the betas? oh
52:48 are you watching like magnus carlsen videos or whatever? that's chess. that's chess. are you? that's no there's a i think there's a magnus dude who climbs that sounds like too big of a name to climb he always does like grip grip strength videos. oh beat you know more than me man. let's go told me there was a guy out there named magnus who liked climbing i believe
53:14 probably is man. magnus is too big. they seem like a big guy for the name like well, the name is magnus yeah, exactly sponge spongebob is the name of a big guy. that's okay spongebob. yeah pants. i watched that movie it fucking sucks. what spongebob? yes, spongebob movie is not good
53:34 the original or the new one? the new one. the new one. i watched sin is though on the phone jesse plemons was on my flight ryan. i forgot about that. jesse plemons was on my flight. it broke my heart to find out he was in business class though dude, he was man. he's actually like i wish he wasn't so we're gonna hang out with him i thought he was one of us jesse plemons from begonia and break i've seen begonia. oh
53:58 good yeah, i couldn't even say hi to him because he got picked up at the gate like he had some fancy shit yeah, yeah, they can do that. that's how much i have a science lesson. just just the clemens yes, it just a plan of blim. can i get a water with a little bit of clemens in it? oh
54:16 can i get a water i still hear you saying can i get a water can i get a water? can i get a burger? people asked me if i was american it's not good dustin's making a plemons cheesecake lemons kinda yeah, he plemons cheesecake yo
54:39 i can't wait to make my cheesecake man, i've never made one. it's gonna be an adventure. is it a no bake, no bake one? i gotta bake the crust. apparently i have to like, i have to like wrap the fan in foil and poil.
54:53 i got to wrap it in foil and then put it in like a pan full of boiling water or something. i am doing the graham cracker crust. dude, can i do don't use graham crackers? i already bought them. get fucking biscoff.
55:19 it's cough bro, that's a great it goes fucking way. he said that scared the shit out of him. isn't everything he was responsive? he didn't do it. he's easy. i made one last year, a cheesecake with a biscoff crust in it. i'm like, i'm never using graham crackers again. this time, dude, get ginger nuts. get ginger nuts.