peeta mellark mode - Bits and Banter [06⧸11⧸2026]

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1:15 also, sorry i started with so much heat today, but i actually i got like a i wouldn't even call it a plus two. i would call it like a plus 10 for my daughter. she loves olivia rodrigo right now and she also loves cats. this came off the top of the dome.
1:34 i pet a cat in the summer and i pet it in the spring. i petted that cat on everything. he had a cat tree and a sofa and a favorite chair and when i tried to sit he said, dude not there.
1:47 she was like, clapping her hands and laughing and then like repeating the words to herself so that she could tell her friends at school, album when? stop glazing her! i came up with it! did i not make it clear? i came up with that! that's from a 37 year old man's brain. and it is so, i wanna pet that cat. and then like we got a, i mean,
2:14 work on the rest, but that was pretty good considering that was like on a little bit of the walk to school. also, i can't be the first person to ever come up with this. this feels like maybe a justin original, but in my head, you know what's been stuck in my head? here comes the cocksucker. hurry up. he's the semen goggler. suck it up. yeah. excuse me, mr. ball goggler. still suck it like that.
2:41 nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. that's fucking gross, man. it's not, it's not gross. it's perverted. it's not gross.
2:50 the topic of sex came up in a conversation with my mother last night and it was the most normal thing of all time. it was a growth moment. they've been flaming you for too long. yeah, well to be fair, that's your mom. so of course it's very, it's the most normal thing in the world for her, but not all of us have the same mom. that's like, that might be a unique to you situation. nah, you're real for that one.
3:14 although i don't know if it came up in conversation, that's one thing, but i wouldn't be the one bringing it up. i'd rather keep the conversation to like, you know, ways that you could reduce refined sugar in a recipe. like, did you know you could use like in a milkshake, you could use greek yogurt instead of ice cream and it tastes almost exactly the same. if you haven't had a real milkshake in 10 years, and you've only been drinking milkshakes that you've made with greek yogurt.
3:38 library game that dan is playing seems like good banter. imagine dropping that message when we already have good banter. that's crazy. you know, a lot of streamers, they think they need to curse to sell records or to, you know, drink eight beers to be entertaining on stream. that's obvious. we all agree that's malarkey. but so many streamers are still crushed under the yoke of the idea that you need a game to be entertaining. you don't need to do anything. you just need to open your mouth and let it spill out.
4:08 like the tongue of a horny cartoon dog when he sees someone that makes him say va va voom on stage. back in the day you'd get banned if you didn't have a game. now they're banning you, now they're banning games. they are. i won't let them though, don't worry. they are, they're trying. you know how they are.
4:27 they're trying to ban everything is crab. there's carnivorism in the game. they're trying to ban it, but i said, no, you've you done gone too far. if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other man starting to get on my damn nerds. starting with a lot of banterish stuff here. i want to know if i'd go so far as to call it banter. i think i locked something or knock something loose in my brain on my bike ride because my sense of smell is fucking amazing today.
4:54 i've been walking around sniffing stuff man, being like, has the world always smelled like this? i dislodged like a cyst in my, somewhere deep in my brain stem and now i'm like, i can smell the whole world. that shit just happened to me today too? maybe it's just a stinky day. this is s club 7 man. oh i like that. i wanna eat you like i'm hannibal. i wanna eat you on the outside. i wanna eat you like i'm hannibal.
5:31 we can land the plane, but i gotta focus on band. give me a second here. ah! this is a telephone, right? or is this just dance? 100%. how'd we do today? 44% got it on two. 3% of people have never... i mean, this is me sometimes, but that does seem crazy to me. because to the best of my knowledge, this might be the most popular song that's ever been released in history.
6:02 i am not... no, no, no! your chinese is getting pretty good. check this out. hey,
6:37 wo tai tai oprah. that was awesome. i got one more for you. wo ye hon gaoxing ren shunning, shanshan beast. how's that? my teacher's gonna freak out when i drop that one. that is awesome. yeah! yeah!
6:58 that's kate hudson and michael fassbender. i think i'm so back. something about like the last few peloton rides have literally like knocked. there was a blockage somewhere in my brain, but like not like a blood clot. it was just like information couldn't pass through. it was like a soft, like a toll bridge in my neurons. and i've knocked something out. candace cameron bure, jodie sweden and andrea barber starred in this. this is the full house
7:29 i promise, by the way, that this is not meant... the best thing about this is that carly rae jepsen's involved. let's put it that way. if you want an idea of how bad the out of the box music is on the average peloton scenic ride, they played the fuller house theme song as the first song today.
7:44 there is never a time, and this is for anyone doing the programming at peloton music, i never want to hear the theme song of a television program outside of watching the start of the television program. the one exception is teardrop by massive attack, which you can put on whenever you want. but i never want to hear a sitcom theme song at any other moment. me saluting the emperor ass pose.
8:13 wo ye han gao shing ren shi ning, beast shan shang. that's going to be literally a sentence i'm going to say when i'm a supplicant in the court of emperor beast. this is me in milwaukee, wisconsin in 2038. wo ye han gao shing ren shi ning, beast shan shang. stretching, things with a horn, viking helmet, brass band, the devil, things with horns, bro.
8:42 add a letter to become a website. venmo, paypal, zella, stripe. oh, add a letter to become a fintech company? that's so great. that's so fucked up, man. bronco. bronco? trooper? these are homophonic suv, car suv names? homophones of subs.
9:15 cardio weights balance stretching, which what is um, uh cardio is there never mind the joke doesn't work. i was gonna say what the average uh peloton discord user uh does to give them an excuse to not ride the bike. chat gpt or x? i'm gonna say chat gpt. oh no way man.
9:38 i got pizza from a pizza by the slice place yesterday for myself and my daughter for dinner. it wasn't fresh slice because i don't want to put that evil on them. you know how i know it wasn't fresh slice because the pizza was actually pretty good, but i was kind of crashing out a little bit internally in the store. when i was in there, they had like ai art on the walls of pizza. so they ai generated like pictures of pizza and i just wanted to be like, guys,
10:06 you have the pizza. you have the pizza right there. i can see the pizza in the warmers. you're cooking like 250, 300 pizzas a day. why are you doing ai generated art of pizzas that don't even look like your pizzas? like it just doesn't make any sense why you would do that. and then the thing that the secondary element
10:30 is that they also had ai art of buffalo wings and poutine and stuff like that, that is not even on the menu. they only have pizza. so i don't know why they put art on the wall of shit that they don't even sell. but the number one sin was the ai art on the wall of the food that they already have and can just take a picture of because then i would be like, oh, that's the pizza you made.
10:54 it's all capitalism. no, no, i mean not to be that one friend that's not woke enough, but this is literally just like a local place. i think that it's worse because i think it's just one guy who runs the places like ai art is really cool. but i will say the pizza was fucking fire, to be honest. bro, that's not anthony kiedis. can i say something? that's iggy pop. that's anthony kiedis. what the hell is iggy pop doing here? and why does anthony kiedis look like that?
11:26 that is jim carrey. why is jim carrey there? get it off the screen? also, stop saying what disease does iggy pop have. he's literally just old. like he's like lit you wouldn't know it because he dyes his hair, but i think he's literally like 85 years old and he did a ton of heroin in the 60s. so like maybe like 60s through to the 90s. he's old, man. why would i click on this? i guess i just i fixated on so much that i had to click on it.
11:56 can i say, chiblee's joke from lethal company has been rattling around in my brain. i think it's so funny. he said that butt plugs were originally invented to treat hemorrhoids and insanity. so if you ever want one, just go to your doctor and say, doc, these hemorrhoids are driving me insane. i think that's such an amazing and really, really concise, classic joke. i don't know if he invented it, but it's so good. so i know all about the boba fett prototype
12:26 action figure. because it's the one where he had a jet pack on his back, right? but then the fda or whatever when it still existed was like kids are going to shoot their eyes out so like we're not gonna let you sell this anymore. so now the only people who can buy them are... it's probably the constitution. let me stop talking before i get myself in trouble. so suffice it to say they've got two of them in consignment right now at blocks and minifigs.
12:57 bricks and minifigs, sorry, i'm a fake ball knower. mccormick white ground pepper. 18 ounces, which is like... you think if you ate this all in one sitting you would die? you'd probably be sneezing like a motherfucker at least. i'd say this is like $7.99. i feel like pepper is pretty cheap, man. never mind. it lasts a long time, okay.
13:21 it's white pepper bro? i don't know if it's more expensive or less expensive. the only time i see it is at donbo. i see it at donbo and i put it in my ramen and then i order the garlic ramen that is seasonal. i don't know if they still have it. so if you go to donbo and you order the garlic ramen and they look at you like you're crazy, then don't blame me. but you got to look at the ads when you go in
13:44 and then i put the extra mashed garlic in it as well. that's why dombo is still one of the goats, man. the fact that they don't charge you extra to put extra garlic in the ramen. every other ramen place is like, oh, you want a little sprinkle of green onions? $1.99. you want a couple wood ear mushrooms? $3.99.
14:05 i'm not paying $2.99 for menma. extra noodles, only two bucks. it is insane. i don't even want to say, but if you get the kedama, the extra noodles are two bucks. and then the last time i went to donbo, i was sitting next to a guy who was having dinner with his dad. and
14:18 and he was telling his dad, he was like, see dad, the extra noodles are only two bucks. so what you can do is just take the broth to go and then be like, give me some more noodles and then be like, oh, i actually i've decided i'm going to go. can you pack this up for me? and i was like, i don't think that's the spirit of k dama. i don't think they put it there. so for a tuni, you can stretch the meal out
14:40 for a second meal at home and then cost like 50 cents worth of bags just to fill up the shit. you can do it. i'm not saying they would say no, i'm saying it's against the spirit. i think it's against the spirit of the k dom. i feel like they offer it as kind of like a customer loyalty bonus. but honestly, it would be better if they took the ramen home so that you could actually get that line up in front of the restaurant to shrink a little bit.
15:05 everybody else in the restaurant is ordering the ramen. the ramen designed to be eaten in like six minutes and then get the fuck out of the store. oh, the noodles cost them 30 cents. okay, jack randa, what about the fucking rent? otherwise you're being willfully dishonest via a lie of omission. vis a vis your ignorance of labor costs. what if they own the building? nah, man. nah, but we don't do that here, unfortunately.
15:45 are restaurant owners just stupid? they're always complaining about rent. uh, why don't you just buy the building? dumbass. then you would be... you would be your own landlord. stop spending all your money on ai art to put on the walls and just buy the building!
16:02 why stop at 110x that shit? yeah, buy a bunch of buildings. buy a bunch of buildings, exactly. wait, wait, wait. and then your restaurant could have an extra revenue stream renting the other buildings to other restaurants.
16:23 you think mcdonald's would make more money if they took all the land that they owned and then rented it to other clients who had more expensive restaurants? like i'm talking like replace the mcdonald's with a really, really expensive restaurant. like subway. oh, armenia, egypt, south sudan, nigeria.
17:05 somalia. oh, so i literally, i had to stick my tongue out in my head. i was like, what's the country on the horn? and then i don't blame me. i'm a product of my, of my time. i was like, who were they beefing with in, in blackhawk down again? america. i did, but notice i didn't say who were we beefing with? bill pullman from 1988. yeah. i have no idea. a horror movie with bill pullman. don't bury me. i'm not dead.
17:38 a harvard anthropologist is sent to haiti to retrieve a strange powder that is said to bring human beings back from the dead. in his quest to find the drug, he enters the rarely seen netherworld of walking zombies, blood rites, and ancient curses based on the true life experiences of wade davis. the serpent and the... i don't know this movie at all, man! touchstone used to be a major player in the film game, man. they were making tom selleck movies.
18:08 probably like three men and a little lady type shit. probably like three men and a baby. three men and a baby. paul rudd, paul rudd was in that looking exactly the same. and not to mention the ted danson hitting the derek zoolander, man. three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guy's girlfriends. i know this is what shit looks like in seattle. don't fucking lie to me. true. whose girlfriend was it again that dropped off the baby?
18:42 frustrating film based on wade davis's non fiction account of ethnobotanical exploration and his research into the psychopharmacological and the roots of zombieism in haiti. all i know about that is you drink the zombie from the cocoa shell. a railroad spike is driven through his scrote. how about that? that's what happens if you get the vasectomy without the pollock method.
19:11 what was the name of the dude who got the railroad spike through his head? they teach about him in like every psychology class ever. he got the railroad spike through. it used to be like a dickhead and then yeah, phineas gage, right? and then the railroad spike impaled him through the brain and he became like a really nice guy or whatever. it's the other way around. is it really the other way around? he became a dickhead and they didn't even question that maybe he's a dickhead because he's got the fucking railroad spike in his head.
19:37 oh, it must be putting some pressure on the parts of his brain that affect mood. bro's got a damn headache, man. i'd be grumpy too. i thought that it went through his head and it made him nice or something like that. don't say a little bit of fucking trash, man. all right, so moonfall is michael pena.
20:03 and halle berry and then the samwise gamgee fellow from game of thrones. i have seen moonfall. and then i don't know who's in orion in the dark, but we can make this happen. it's so... paul walterhauser, the naked gun, frances mcdormand. no, sorry, liam neeson, darkman, frances mcdormand, nomadland, swanky, david strathairn. and then i got to get to halle berry.
20:34 get to halle berry. halle berry, by... oh, cate blanchett, bandits, billy bob, monsters ball, halle berry, moonfall, time. i'm calling it right now, by far the fucking best swanky coated movie to movie we've ever had. and the connections were kind of nutty. it's so fucked up that you're capable of doing that, but you can't just summon and it will. you have to wait for the perfect day.
21:01 you have to wait for the day after when you bought a dr pepper zero but did not drink it because it was too late and you didn't want the caffeine. so you saved the dr pepper zero to have just before the stream so you were like perfectly hydrated and caffeinated for the stream. you had nomadland twice? yeah, i mean it's the only movie swanky's ever been in. it's their only credit.
21:26 could you acknowledge this by writing another comment? because you wrote that you got nomadland twice. you wrote it like four times in 10 seconds and now you haven't talked for like a minute and a half. you could even just type sorry i didn't know.
21:39 i didn't know. i thought you just used swanky because swanky is like a really famous actress or something like that. i thought you just connected through swanky because she had she's kind of like cher. she's like a mononymous famous actress or something. can you type? can you type? did you close the tab you fucking coward? did you close the fucking tab when the spotlight got turned on you? where are you?
22:04 you should be able to, you should be able to like, wait, twitch, this might actually be illegal, but what if you could slash user and like once a day you could pull them into the chat. so if they were active on the website in another stream, you could like reload the browser and put them in chat and be like,
22:32 that would be sick. just when i thought i was out, they put me back in. summon would be so good. that's true. be careful what you wish for. i know i'd be getting summoned to like play the dolls against somebody or something. minding my own business at like quarter after five in the morning, get summoned into some fucking australian stream to play them in sinetu and nurtle battles one on one. motherfucker.
23:00 the blues and the bruins, that's that fella whose name is falk. no, it's brad boys, brad boys maybe? boys! he kind of looks like aiden. do you think so? he sounds like ludwig, but he looks like aiden. brad, wait, that is good. brad boys, brad boys, what you gonna do when sheriff tim thomas comes for you? brad boys, brad boys.
23:34 and then 500 plus pims and played in the 90s. oh give me fucking what's his name tony not tosy tony tony twist tony twist i thought i saw it tony no not tony twist i think is the fella i'm looking for. i haven't thought about tony twist in a long time he sounds a lot like a sopranos character
24:01 concoct, a verb meaning to prepare by combining raw materials. concactus originates from latin. concoct. concoct. she's still learning how to speak english. but she's okay. she's all right. mokish, an adjective meaning lacking flavor or having an unpleasant taste. is it really m a w k? i should have gone with my
24:35 should have gone with my gut on that one. chihuahua, a noun meaning... i think i just typed too fast. i tried to ora farm by typing chihuahua in like two seconds. mistake was made. contra tom, a noun meaning an inopportune or embarrassing occurrence or situation. contra tom originates from french, combining contra for counter and toms for time, which is... tomps for time, t e m p s.
25:04 a noun meaning an interchange of two elements in a phrase or sentence from a more logical to a less logical relationship. as in, a mind is a terrible thing to waste for to waste a mind is a terrible thing. hypalage originates from greek, meaning interchange derived from to change. hypalage.
25:24 a noun meaning an interchange of two elements in a phrase or sentence from a more logical to a less logical relationship. as in, a mind is a terrible thing to waste for to waste a mind is a terrible thing. hypalage originates from greek, meaning interchange derived from to change. hypalage. a noun meaning an interchange of two elements in a phrase or sentence. hypalage. fanpharonade. a noun meaning empty boasting, bluster.
25:54 i got my fucking ass kicked today. i got fucking destroyed, man. oh, two l's. i put an extra a in chihuahua. tofu fish paste, tapioca flour. they cut the tomatoes very southeast asia. savoy house, interesting. fried fish dumplings, savoy house. almost feel like this is an indonesian napkin.
26:32 milk sugar condensed milk powdered milk. okay, nine i'd chill out start me in hong kong warm shit to the south of all that's the philippines okay, it's on a leaf man. it's from the philippines. oh, i guess ladybugs are from the philippines, too okay, i guess dew drops are from the philippines. i guess stick bugs are from the philippines sure, man, whatever you say
27:07 philippines overrepresented in this game. wait till you hear about indonesia. i don't know if they changed the algorithm. there was a time when you would have like literally two out of three on average would be from indonesia. i call how a brass or japanese curry. what's crazy is that japanese curry is like the 10th best curry. and in spite of that, it's like a top five best tasting food.
27:36 it's actually, it does better in the general than it does in the local, which is crazy to say, but obviously it beats anything with an olive in it in this game. my tacos up there, i still think they go round one in the fantasy food draft. someone's got to make an... don't make it, because if you make it thinking i'll play it and then i don't play it, i don't want you to be mad at me. but what about an 84 and o?
28:02 but instead of drafting like five hockey players, you draft one food from each of the classic courses. you draft a soup, a salad, a main, a dessert, and a drink. and then i don't know what kind of magic you do in the back end to see whether it would win or lose. imagine, man. they're like, oh shit, i got, dude, listen to this run. i got french onion soup.
28:33 caesar salad, ribeye steak, butterscotch sundae, and a beer. i mean, if that's not going to 84 0, i don't know what's going 84 0. you don't even drink beer? it's literally because i got too good at it. so you think i don't understand the appeal of it? if anything, the fact that you still drink it means you don't actually fully appreciate its power. i'm more of a knower than you are, honestly. you barely scratched the damn surface of both the treasures and the tortures.
29:07 with fries and a 24 ounce of heineken, price includes tips? okay, so it probably was a real, it was probably about five bucks before they swing the ipad around. and by the way, a lot of people, they've accused me of being someone who doesn't tip or a bad tipper. i'm literally the only thing that's worse than that. i'm the guy who tips
29:30 15, 20% and then walks out of the store like i'm norman rockefeller. like i'm doing like direct support of a charity or something like that. i'm, i'm like hitting the middle or the right option depending on, cause some restaurants they take umbrage with it. they'll put like a 40% on them. right. which is insane.
29:50 but i'll hit a 15 or a 20, maybe even a 22 or a 25 depending on the place. and then i'll be like, i'm supporting a local business. oh, you like this place? yeah, yeah, yeah. well, i'd consider it, they benefited from my patronage. yeah, so i would say in many ways, it's been very nice to, that's why i keep paying them one fifth extra over what they actually are charging me because i'd like it to stay open. beer wins.
30:19 man, it's all good. fish cake thrown in anger at the goal review system or a really bad looking pepperoni pizza? am i stupid? the pizza looks horrible, man. fish cakes on the ground? it's not on the ground. it's on the pitch, bro. it's probably cleaner than your house. should scranner who should have tried harder. i'm not ready. i'm not quite ready. i'm still waiting. wait for me! what is this guy?
30:49 british guy in a video game, in a co op video game who hasn't readied up yet? i need more time. i'm still making preparations. i'm not quite ready. just a minute, please. i'm not ready. at the 2024 olympics, china swept the golds. yes, yes! yeah, we did it! we did it!
31:18 and nearly half of all medals in what sport with the 3m and 10m events? probably not running, huh? that sounds like diving. the answer is diving. don't say the social media team. have you seen the video of the ufc fighter saying, i can't let you get close? like a ps2 character? ufc fighter, i can't let you get close.
31:44 soon. oh, i wish. i can't wait. soon. soon. how do you feel when you say crazy things like that to me when i've been challenging you for years? soon. do you ever feel weird about that? he spit on him, man. he actually fucking spit on his shoes.
32:01 i'm gonna keep trying bad, bad. but don't you ever feel weird about challenging me when i've been calling you out for years? don't you ever feel weird about challenging me when i've been calling you out for years? what is this, man? you know what's gonna happen, man. but don't you think that's a little weird? have you walked, man? have you walked? i'm just asking, though. have you walked? have you walked? this is actually helpful. you're gonna have a day, man.
32:30 do you know when? i know when. i don't. i know. i know. i know. i hope you don't hurt your ass. you're gonna see. you're gonna see what he's gonna do.
33:04 but can we talk now? no, i don't wanna talk. you watch what i'm talking about. dude, i gotta see the ultimate fighter, brazil. this show seems crazy. why is the one dude, he wants him dead and then the other guy is going, can we talk? sometimes i would like to say hello. i don't wanna say hello to you, why? you're not gonna be my friend? you're not gonna shake the hand? yeah, i sh** you, i sh** you. good morning. i don't wanna be your friend, i'm gonna hurt you. i don't like you and the dude do not like you.
33:34 i know one i like you and the one, this one i'm gonna be your friend. oh, man, he's pressing me. it's 178,000 bucks. but i don't know the date. can you just tell me the date? you wanna know? you wanna know? come on, i can just talk to you. you wanna know? you wanna know? i'm just asking you. you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you have to stop. you wanna know? please stop. i can't let you get close. can you hear my... okay, wait, wait. he hits the line.
34:07 he hits the line! he hits the line so good! and they stance up like a fight just like the cutscene ended and you got control of the character. oh my god. unfortunately i'm watching it in a fucking youtube short which means i can't scroll. they did make it so you can scrub through the video player. what a world we live in, man.
34:46 that's one of the funniest things i've ever seen. and it wouldn't have been as good without the two minute wait before it started, man. it wouldn't have been nearly as good. but i don't know the date. can you just tell me the date? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know? you wanna know
35:39 it's the funniest thing i've ever seen. i think it's the funniest thing i've ever seen. i can't even hit the line, man. oh, i gotta see it one more time.
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36:46 oh, man. oh, this is a video that i think maybe apollo's already seen and he's gonna be like, it's not that funny, but i do feel like it's one that he could get down with.
37:05 you know what it is? it's like when i have to default to muscle, i have to very deliberately be like, i am going to speak a sentence that i've learned in mandarin. like he, he goes into like, uh, he's pulling an entire sentence out of his brain instead of saying it at runtime. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to stop. you have to
37:37 oh, that i thought that it was going to get worse because that was like the fourth time i've seen it. but it's one got better. that one got even better. that one got even better. what the hell? i don't get it. what do you mean you don't get it? i'm literally not neurotypical. i'm neurodivergent. so if i get it, you should be laughing your fucking ass off.
38:05 you can't say that shit? i will soon be able to say that shit, i believe. i believe that i will have official certification that allows me to say that shit. and i'm so excited to be able to say stuff, because i've had a muzzle on my whole life. and they're finally going to say, you know what? we figured it out. we figured it out.
38:29 here's a little piece of paper and i'm gonna go, oh, does this mean what i think it means? and yet the video is unremarkable till it gets to that moment. that's what it, that's what it, it's like, it's very agnes varda esque. you're watching les bonheurs and you're like, am i the only person here who's like, i don't really get why this is one of the greatest movies of all time. and then it fucking happens and it recontextualizes the entire 71 minutes prior to that.
39:00 and you realize that it was there for a reason. if i was like a normal streamer and didn't want to push this vod to youtube without knowing that it's probably already muted by that ultimate fighter clip, dude, maybe we just watch it. maybe we just watch it and say, who even cares? oh, listen to the crowd. oh, listen to them.
39:37 oh, and then this is how it feels to be a canucks fan when the streets have no name plays in the playoffs. it was so awesome to be eight and be a chicago bulls fan in canada because you lived in canada so you didn't have to group for any other team, you just worked for the guys who always win. and now, the spirit world champion, chicago bulls! listen, listen to it man!
40:14 6 7! yes! my bitcoin investing king. look at my financial advisor, bro. he's literally 6 7. oh, ho, ho, ho. my, the former secretary of state, kim jong un's best friend. ooh!
40:47 oh, but wait, wait, wait. alright, this is an incredible video. can you imagine what it was like to be in the stadium? holy cow, dude. i don't even know. what's it like to know that like...
41:13 i guess i was gonna say almost frame it in a melancholy way. what's it like to know that like your life has peaked, but like at the same time? you've got to live in the moment. you got to appreciate being there in the moment. you got you know that they had fucking chills. meanwhile, i go see the canucks game. why the fuck they got brock besser doing like some mission impossible shit. and they got a slogan that's like, it's not over yet or some shit like that. after you finish like
41:44 32 out of 32 teams, it's not over yet. and then they've got like little towels that say it's not over yet. and you're supposed to be like, i was kind of, i was kind of hoping that this part was over. i was kind of hoping that this part was over.
42:02 apollo reacts to the clip. oh shit. okay, another speed bump. sorry to the youtube viewers who don't understand why this is funny, but i gotta see okay, it does sound bad when you say you can't see the clip oh
42:25 it does sound bad when you can't see the clip. it sounds like they're 100% fucking. because they're super high in sucrose, what multicolored fruit candies are frequently used to treat hypoglycemia in diabetics? runts?
42:57 in a 2016 pride solidarity, oh it's probably skittles. that makes sense. skittles are bowling pins? i don't know. why'd you say runts? you guys don't know runts? runts is like the 25 cent vending machine after the grocery store classic when you're a kid. the banana runt is the best runt, although sometimes you get an orange that would blow your mind too.
43:24 what husband of sophie? listen, you say fruit candy. boom. can you blame me? you're thinking about runts right now. i never really clocked the skittles as being fruit flavored. candy by the handful of vending machines are very odd. i don't know if they still have these, but what's crazy is that you would like, sometimes i would be like, mom, mom, can i have a quarter? can i have a quarter? and she'd go, okay here. and then i would put it in a vending machine, crink, crink, crink, and get like a handful of peanuts. like,
43:53 like it's the 18th century or something like that. like why was i jonesing so hard for a handful of peanuts at the end of the grocery store? higher percentage of people who are millennials. sacramento? no, it's gen z country. lady bird, bitch. or waukegan urban center. yeah, i'm gonna say, well, nevermind. lady bird was not a millennial, bro. lady bird was gen z.
44:15 i think. i got to think about it. when did lady bird graduate from college? greta gerwig is a millennial, there's no doubt about that. it takes place in the 90s. what the fuck? lady bird's older than me? but timothée chalamet is younger than me? can you say problematic? takes place in 2002.
44:40 listen to the... but she didn't mention shit about the salt lake city olympics? that doesn't ring authentic to me. oh, maybe because the usa lost 5 2 to canada. poland? and what about now? oh, you mean when we beat you 1 0 in the world championships and then lost to norway, i think? like we lost to norway? which doesn't even seem possible, but whatever. low key though, the watergate hotel complex actually has aura.
45:11 this is going to sound crazy. this looks so japanese. this looks like a complex that was built during like the bubble economy in japan and then has been like not abandoned but the economic conditions have receded so much that they're like holy shit we have a 10,000 room hotel complex but there's like
45:31 250 people staying in the hotel. so you're walking around feeling like you're in the back rooms. you're like, oh shit. thank you 1980s japan for building literally like a liminal space that i can exist in. 2006 american films, an convenient truth. you think you're better than me? i saw that in the theater. british television comedy introduced in 1996. fictional government ministers. oh, that's the ali g show.
46:01 alistair leslie graham is a satirical fictional, is a satirical fictional lyrical physical. he speaks in rude boy style multicultural london english. can we just go back to like, like sasha baron cohen 2007 when like it was just, he just did borat and then like the ali g show as well. hell no, no, no. it was so good when, when he was funny and we didn't know all this shit about him.
46:32 borat was problematic? yeah, but it's also really, really funny. i bet that borat is not... it's probably not your favorite movie if you're from kazakhstan. but if you were 17 and you were from ontario, canada, and you weren't concerned with that stuff as much at the time, then it was kind of like good as fuck.
46:56 a movie like don't look up is more problematic because it's now my fucking problem that i have to hear about how awesome this movie is and people don't even say what they like about it, they just say this is the world we're living in now. they don't even, they don't say that the movie's good, there's good performances, it's funny, the script is tight, the directing's fluid, they just say like this is, it's real life. and i'm supposed to be like okay? like i don't get it man. british songwriting teams? gilbert?
47:26 sullivan. can i say something? i thought that gilbert and sullivan were from like 1950. i thought that they were... am i getting them confused with rogers and hammerstein? i thought they were chopping it up with like leonard bernstein! they are dressed like that couple in victoria that was... they couldn't go to butchered gardens or something like that because they were like you're dressed... you're dressed all fucked up.
47:56 they were like, we don't allow people to come into the butchered gardens in halloween costumes. and they were like, they're not actually halloween costumes. we live our life as if it's little house on the prairie or something like that. does anyone know what the fuck i'm talking about? we actually live our life as if we're early 19th century pioneers. but on the weekends, we do like to go to the botanical gardens.
48:22 kind of dr. parkenstein. yes, it's not a mennonite thing. it's a... because i think they run a blog. okay, there you go. victoria bc canada, on an anniversary trip, how we were denied our entrance to victoria's most famous garden for dressing too decently yet still managed to find lovely flowers in much better places. crazy link.
48:44 they put the whole title into the link with pluses between all the words. you can't date it, the web design was not that good in the early 20th century, okay? back in like 1908, the web design was all fucked up. i do think they should have led him into the garden. it's not butchered gardens like prerogative to be like you're not dressed appropriately for the garden, but at the same time, austrian drink brands
49:12 this has to be red bull, right? even though red bull to me is thai, but 1920s epic films? yeah bro, it's battleship potemkin. you might say, how'd you get that so fast? when you only know one 1920 soviet epic film, it doesn't take a long time for the search query to reach the bottom of the database. let's put it that way. it scored an eight! i'm fucking smart, bro! top 3% and what did i get wrong?
49:45 two things i could honestly not be expected to know. it's not like i forgot what those were called. i just didn't, i've never heard of them before in my life. this stream is a movie, the vibes have been immaculate so far. i do feel like if you were to take an aggregate of our performance on all the dolls today, we're in like one in 20 territory. this is like a once a month performance in aggregate on the dolls. now, we didn't get everything right.
50:14 and there's still a few left, but i'm just like in a... i don't know. some days you wake up and you're just... i mean, this is... if you're like 17, you're not gonna understand this, but like those of us who are 37 will get it. some days you wake up and your brain is like 23 again. some days you wake up and your brain is like a preview of 60, basically. my brain was worse when i was 23. no, the person using it was not as intelligent, but your brain was like definitely a lot better.
50:43 that's a ridiculous lie. you're wiser now without a doubt, but if i was to put you into a contest, like a fast arithmetic contest with your 23 year old self, you would absolutely get destroyed. now, if i put you up against a korean middle schooler, i mean, at that point, you would be shaking hands with your past self going, we might as well both save ourselves a little bit of work on this one. but the point is it starts like here,
51:13 and then it goes tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
51:35 so take solace in that or don't take solace in that and be mad at me. i didn't fucking invent the fact that entropy exists and our cells are gradually accumulating waste products. that's not my fucking fault. so don't say fuck you for bringing it up. literally, i didn't do that. if you're religious, take that shit up with your lord and savior or something. i didn't do that. people hate me because i'm the first 37 year old dude to recognize it.
52:03 everybody else is, but they're like, oh, please don't do that. i was hoping to live under the delusion that my like day to day earthly pleasures were all that matters and then like come face to face with my mortality when i was too old to do anything about it. too old to meaningfully enact any change in my life with enough delta and runway to a gruesome area under the curve. is that what you wanted? your one life to be steeped in ignorance? yeah, i get it. i get it. i'm 31, that's not too bad.
52:37 me watching for the first time in release year, wow, character is awful for doing that to character. he helped her escape and she did that to him. me watching this now, lamau, that's what you get for thinking with your dick, you dumb bitch. i think this is ex machina. yeah, okay. and wait, as much as i want her to be mad about the review, she's absolutely right. that's 100% correct.
53:05 i'm not saying domino gleason's character from ex machina is necessarily like an evil guy, but there's a sort of banality of evil in the fact that he's came in here sort of like, you know, i'm saving you. and then it was like surprised when she didn't give a fuck because she's not like a human being, she's a robot. but anyway, the last one will make you mad. doesn't have any actual interest in ai. wait, no, this is, i know this reviewer though.
53:30 i think that this might be, first off, i'm gonna extend some grace. this might be like an april fool's review that got sucked up into the critical algorithm. sometimes you'll be reading reviews for something and crashing out, and then you look at the comments and they're like, i didn't look at what day this was before i got mad that you called the tree of life a one out of five or something. also, man, i should be cultivating this fucking look.
53:57 because i know i can grow a beard because i have to work so hard to stop myself from growing a beard. why don't i just grow it out so i can look like oscar isaac? this is the classic like, when you're like 17 and you're like, i'll get a good haircut and then you get a good haircut and you're just an ugly dude with a good haircut. like, if i just grow out my beard like this, i would look just like oscar isaac. oh my god.
54:27 they fucking hit us with the liang bai. i don't know how to cut this shit in half, man. i'm not looking at chat because i'm like, oh, i might get spoiled. what are they going to say, man? so the real question is, what's the difference between this and this? this is audible. this is obviously just a little more than this. so what we need to do is come across the midpoint slightly down.
55:09 i'm such a believer in myself with this. i'm actually, i'm a huge believer in myself right here. i should have stuck with the more demure cut and then it would have been 50 50. i was like, no, maybe that's, maybe that angle is too small. your first card in each hand is always an ace. your whole cards are aces every round or zero is 10 times more likely to hit. i mean, buddy, you take zeros 10 times. this is the most outsized one for sure.
55:48 and then you just win blackjack. motherfucker. whatever, they were gonna get to 21 anyway. 6 7. motherfucker. yes! now we're fucking talking. we're back. ultimate texas hold'em. i'm in for 500. we got the doyle brunson. i raise. i check on this. i check on this.
56:32 i raise you of course. i have destroyed you. i'll raise 3x on that. already got a pair? ace two three four? two? seven? we fucking win those! all of your money on the 35 in one payout with a 30% chance to hit or whatever it is. i'm all in. place bet. let that be a lesson in probability for you. it had 10x odds, man. i'm dying.
57:21 librarian, can you highlight the message that says please play roulette better. you have to diversify your bets and don't let's not reply to it, but please bring the message over here and then throw it to the side and then bring it back. i want it back on the screen, man. i want it back on the screen. i want you to be subject to the youtube comments.
57:50 see how you like it, being forced to suffer the slings and arrows of an angry and ignorant populace. be in the bed like... yeah, exactly. ooh, ooh, ooh. guy who only knows t pain from the tiny desk concert, really? and his streams on twitch. teddy pain, the twitch streamer?
58:09 i will say, not to be the whitest guy of all time, when i heard the up down in the tiny desk concert, i was like, this is the greatest song of all time. i put it on in my car and i was like, what the fuck is this? because with that sort of like pseudo jazzy diana krall thing he's got going on in the tiny desk concert, i was like, these lyrics kind of have a certain modeling quality to them. but when it's...
58:37 when it's in the studio version, i'm like, i ain't even know. yes, even know it until they call it at the stage. and then i seen a dude throw it, throw it, throw in that ass for days. shorty going up. i ain't got no problem spending all of my money. any desk does hit different when you're white. i can't disagree. you can be mad at them for typing it, but they ain't wrong. and i'll vouch. kexp sets pretty good too.
59:08 probably maybe them you think like right now is the most insufferable i've ever been which is crazy because as someone who has known myself my whole life
59:18 i've been way more annoying than this and probably amongst the most annoying i've ever been is when i would grab the aux cord at the party and put on the polyphonic spreeze kexp set man. that was a rough time in like 2006, 2007. be at the party playing a drinking game fucking hold me now don't start shaking
59:42 you keep me safe, never think that you're the only one when times are tough in your new age okay, but in my defense, everyone was rocking. i'm on a boat back in the day. nowadays, i imagine if you throw that on at your college party, a bunch of people with wolf cuts would beat you with a sock full of batteries or something. but back in the day, they'd be saying, hey, play that again. play that again. yeah, i don't know. i can't, i can't deign to know what the collegiate experience is like now.
1:00:12 you have to see dan's most recent tweet. can someone send it to me? i will not go to the website, but i'll freeboot it if somebody wants to type. i don't think i've ever seen anything where he's drooling bro. is it the one with, it's the raccoon? okay, i saw that on his stream today. that was...
1:00:37 it's dan's world and we're just living in it, man. i mean, when he played the video, i will say, i thought it was just like a random online video that he'd seen. i didn't realize that that was like he saw it. he was playing it all morning. it is crazy. it does feel like a little exploitative because like the raccoon is just tweaking out there. but
1:01:02 he called animal control, they said there's nothing we can do. is that true? they said, what do you want us to do about it? i fucking hate lay lady lay by the way. i hate a lot of his songs that are actually good. are you serious? yeah, i don't give a fuck about lay lady lay or like just like a woman. he sucks live? yeah, i mean i think, i don't, the thing with you librarian is i never know. you said i'm seeing him live in a few weeks.
1:01:32 please tell me he doesn't suck. i believe that you would see him as a bit, but i also believe that you would already know that i've said a hundred times that i saw him in concert once and it was easily among the worst concerts i've ever seen in my entire life. you're familiar with the sacred text.
1:01:51 how was he already bad back then? i mean it was 2000, i didn't see him in 1972. i didn't see him on the 1975 rolling thunder review. i saw him on the 2010 like, okay let's do one more tour you know. oh my god he's 85, you're trolling. you're trying to become the main character. i'm the main character. my wife suggested we go to a nearby bob dylan concert not because she likes his music but just because he's a legend. low key
1:02:19 your wife is actually right and that's basically the only reason you would see bob dylan. in fact, it was actually kind of worse to go see his concerts if you like his music because sometimes it's like it takes like a minute and a half before you even know what song he's singing. he sings the way dan's wikipedia picture looks now? okay, i mean the picture is fine. the picture is fine.
1:02:49 that's what dan looks like. but the fact that you wrote that sentence is so funny. it is not fine, bro. he looks crazy. he's literally like one of the most... he's almost as handsome as you can get for being over 40 years old. okay? let's not kid ourselves here. it's not like we put our pictures up on wikipedia like that. we'd be doing any better.
1:03:15 guys, i was bumping prozac in the car yesterday. i tried to get it over the line with my daughter by saying, it reminds me of perry grip. and then when we were listening to it, she was like, this doesn't sound like perry grip. and i was like, okay. but it kinda does sound a little bit like perry grip. it has the same kind of production quality as perry grip. which song? well, listen, i think that probably if they could go back, they might
1:03:41 they might change this one. i'll say it, tsunami hits. but like, they also, that shit came out like before the southeast asian tsunami. so like it definitely feels a little macabre listening to it like in 2026 instead of like, you know, in the year 1999 or whenever it came out.
1:04:03 they were making an, embalish array does hit too. oh embalish array, i really want to see ya. oh embalish array, hang on because i'm on my way.
1:04:18 i was bumping that in my, uh, in the backseat of my dad's candy apple red ford taurus on my discman. you fucking with the pipettes? we're on a, we're drift compatible today, phil. i was fucking with the pipettes in this one unique time in my life, the summer of 2006 when they got best new music from pitchfork for we are the pipettes. and now we'll know some mad band that made a zealot. first off, are you, are you a member of the stone roses? what are you talking about? some mad band.
1:04:47 and it was a mad band. i can't help that i was 14 in 2002, okay? like that shit is immutable. were you bumping belle and sebastian back then? no, can i tell you, here's my journey, the journey of musicality for a beast such as myself. raffi, first artist i really got into.
1:05:08 pretty standard, i would guess. after that, defaulting to my parents' musical tastes, which in the 1990s was like country music like alan jackson and shit, and then also grunge. and that's how big of a cultural moment that
1:05:27 like nirvana and pearl jam and even shit like jagged little pill which i guess is just grunge adjacent. like it was so popular that it infiltrated the canadian country music garth brooks, alan jackson, you know george strait kind of oligopoly. and then so that lasted until it was like
1:05:45 i was listening to my parents' music like age four to age 11. then i was like, the same way i tried to get over picky eating because i was like, if i go to college and i don't eat vegetables, cute girls aren't gonna wanna kiss me. i did the exact same thing for music but for like middle school. i was like, i can't be, everyone, all the cool guys in middle school are listening to nsync and the backstreet boys and i'm going in like, have you guys seen
1:06:13 the music video for garth brooks standing outside the fire and they're going yeah but like not for a while uh so i was like i gotta start listening to some popular music what was popular back then will smith's miami shares believe pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring americana was like the first quote unquote like grown up album i think i bought for myself and then that lasted i would say that lasted like fifth grade to tenth grade
1:06:44 and then in the 10th grade, i... and this is probably the origin story for a lot of annoying motherfuckers such as myself.
1:06:51 in the 10th grade, i was like, whoa, this float on song is pretty cool. so i bought good news for people who love bad news and was like, well, without a doubt, this is the greatest album i've ever heard in my life. let's look up some reviews for it online. i found this website called pitchfork that was like, it's a 7.9 out of 10. and i went, first off, how dare you? it's the greatest album ever made. but let's look at the silver lining.
1:07:16 if this is a 7.9 and their last album was like a 9, then i gotta go back to the back catalogue. and that's where the insufferable sort of like early millennium indianist snobbery comes from.
1:07:34 pop punk in the younger days, a little bit. i mean, no man is an island, right? like what's someone was like, i can't believe you didn't have a ska phase. well, i mean, there was like, there was a tony hawk's pro skater era and there was a little pop punk in there, a little motivation proclamation from good charlotte. like no man's an island. we went through a lot of phases on route to, we're still going through phases, man.
1:08:02 i'm still out here discovering new old stuff all the time. i'm still getting in the car with my wife and she's like, what is rising sun by massive attack? and i'm like, oh, you don't know this one? why you gotta take me to this party and breathe? i'm dying to leave. where have all the flowers gone? long time passing. when did you hear close to the edge for the first time? i had like an equally snobby
1:08:31 housemate in university who i have to admit simply had better taste. but at the time i didn't really appreciate it. so we used to drink whiskey, neats, our coffee black in our bed at three. and he would put on shit like close to the edge, the album. and i would be like, man, this song is really long.
1:08:49 it took me until i was like 30 years old to actually appreciate any song on the album that was not in you and i. and then i was like, wait a minute, this dude was on a different level in 07. this dude that i would come over to his house with like a nebuchadnezzar of la fin du monde, and before the utilities got turned on in our college house, we would sit with like a candle and play board games one v one against each other.
1:09:16 snobby vibe? yeah, well honestly a lot of the people we went to college with who are probably like your hr manager right now
1:09:24 they were saying the same shit and then they're like, why are you fucking with like, you know, the black eyed peas? so you pick your fucking lane, okay? are you going to be mad at the guys who were, you know, probably being a little faux mature, faux intellectual with it or were you like, oh, pass the aux cord. i want to put on where is the love by black eyed peas featuring justin timberlake. what's fucked up is that you're probably going to say the other, you're going to say the where is the love because they actually won in the culture war. but like,
1:09:54 i'm still trying to dispute that to this day. it's a fucking great song? no it isn't, but it's not your fault because you grew up after the battle was already lost. so i can't be mad at you, but i can be mad at the other motherfuckers. it's not your fault really that you've grown up in the echoes of like this cultural graveyard. but we were fucking, we were fighting for it. that's all i'm gonna say man. we were fucking fighting for it. you're still in 07 with this one?
1:10:19 it's just staggering to me that you would choose to... of all the shitty songs you could rap, why that one? opinions can be different, you know? yeah, this is the first time hearing about it. what year were you born, by the way? i don't mean anything. it's just a question. i'm not judging you. i'm presenting it for the judgment of chat. 1982? no, man. come on. come on, auntie. we got a pink concert to get you to.
1:10:44 lamau, i believe i didn't know how that joke was gonna come out and it came out awesome. and that's great. i thought there was a chance you guys might be fucking with me because whenever i'm like, i don't really like her music people are like, yeah, but she puts on a hell of a concert and then i gotta say something like
1:11:04 who's, because i can't stop myself, i gotta say, oh really? whose songs does she sing? and then you get mad at me as if you didn't give me a layup. as if you didn't give me the easiest fucking layup of all time. you literally put an apple on your head and then you're like, why would you take out a bow and arrow and shoot at the apple? because you put it there, man. don't be mad at me. you know one pink song? i'm 37 years old. i heard at least six pink songs on the radio, man.
1:11:35 we're talking, obviously i'm coming up so you better get this party started. most girls don't forget about just like a pill. the one where for some reason you punched a hole in the wall and i framed it. no, word, okay, you got me on that. word for word, i know zero pink songs. bar for bar, i think i know a few though. why you wanna take me to this party and breathe? i just wanna leave.
1:12:05 i'm still sorry, you're gonna have to bear with me here. i'm trying to analyze why the song is so good and i really do believe that it's so good but i just don't, i can't point to anything. is crazy the lead singer of 4 non blondes wrote get this party started for pink? and i think that we're on the same page here but do we think it's crazy for the same reason which is that what's going on is like a good song and then get this party started is not a good song?
1:12:34 yes. okay. all right. then everything's fine. i've always been convinced that gwen stefani and pink are the same person. i'm really, you're setting me up here and i appreciate it. but i have to say that the difference between gwen stefani and pink is that gwen stefani was at one point an interesting artist, at least a little bit. whereas pink, i think was kind of, i mean, i don't know what she was making when she was like the
1:13:03 like early on the scene. i like when stefani more than pink. i mean, i don't really love anything that they've done as solo artists. i guess i would say i like them both equally as well. but pink's early stuff is way different. i mean, i was hearing it wasn't that different. it's just kind of like a little bit more, you know, like she was wearing like a combat vest. no, no, i'll bark. i'll bark. this is on me. that's my bad. i deserve this.
1:13:35 what's up gamers? hello are you the last one? oh, no, kiga is the last. i might be the last one. you're late. well, you're not late. no, you songs on the way. i was always late. i was like always late and i was like this is gonna be like the yap of hell collab and i said let me click on this and see if it's loud and instantly it was like is the lobby up?
1:14:01 yeah, yes. is it? i was not paying attention. i'm out of bed guys. the doormakers are gonna have to wait for another day. i did laugh. i got into the call while i was playing slay the spire 2 and like 10 people typed this is my work from home experience. i thought that was a really good comment.
1:14:17 i guess i'll just fuck if you need me guys. i'll be killing myself. guys worth the laugh track. i'm gonna come. there's nobody talked about the ui being the most insane ui that's ever existed. it's crazy. it's a little tough. yeah, it's like an ip grabber game.
1:14:41 this shit is not being shipped somewhere was this game made by japanese developers. yeah, it's got that kind of like it looks like the japanese yahoo homepage
1:14:59 it's just a subtle ways how the fonts are kind of shaped, you know, like it's not a specific thing. it's just, you know, the way they're shaped, the, uh, what's that game where you wrestle, but you control each body part independently. it has that vibe. tori bash. i played someone is someone spamming.
1:15:26 oh my god squish you're living your dream. hair? i worked so hard on this and it's two colors. am i hidden? can you see me?
1:15:42 you are the most visible person that's ever existed. you're actually so visible that you look like what they make the walk sign look like. so even the visually impaired know it's safe to cross the street. oh, should we do infection?
1:16:01 yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, do we need to use in game? mike, is there like team chat or no, there's no in game. oh, no. oh, my god. oh, dan, join the call.
1:16:29 how do i get the paint picker out? how do you, uh, what's the position button again? this is not gonna work, man. r for position. fuck, fuck, i pressed it trying to tell you. wait, what's the draw? oh, stands is the hunter. okay, maybe we have chance. we have chance. oh, excuse me. and then he started to try. wait, i thought this was gonna be really easy and you guys are gonna have bad hiding places. and then he started to try.
1:16:58 i've never heard a call so quiet by the way i'm still adding a little bit of paint. yeah. yeah, but why did my brush get so small?
1:17:12 right click and drag it. you can right click and drag it left and right. oh, shit. that's embarrassing. what was that sound? did you kill him? i killed him. i killed him. i killed him. oh my god. he's dead. oh, shit. now there's louis. it's like a zombie. i can't believe i lied, man. really?
1:17:37 oh my goodness, you clever girl. oh shit! i bet this is like an animal instinct where if you hide your head, like they won't see you, you know? yeah. if i can't see you, you can't see me. yeah, that's what i'm doing. i see someone. i was scared!
1:18:03 kory, kory, kory, you almost got away with it, man. dude, i left it so long. wait, chad, is this too obvious? am i doing... i think i'm doing like illegal movement right now. i don't know. i don't know. something funny over there, squeaks? it's so bad. i shouldn't be here.
1:18:31 yeah, i'm in such a bad spot it's over for me man, i'm in such a bad spot it's over for me man yeah, she more than a whistle. can i get a like a oh my goodness main room nothing. uh huh who's uh staying right next to me?
1:18:58 oh shit. oh my goodness. good spot. good spot. it was actually not good. i feel stupid. yeah, it was a horrible spot, bro.
1:19:08 yeah, dude, i understand why you felt so bad stance. this is so hard. yeah dude, it's so scary. dude, being alone is even worse because you're just sitting there. everyone's freaking watching you. i'm gonna need a whistle at 100. exactly at 100. i gotta wait until all these people leave my room and then i'm so down. wait, apollo, am i in your room right now? get the fuck out of here, you son of a bitch. i've looked every inch of this room. i couldn't hear a word. i need another whistle. it's you, song's fault.
1:19:34 sorry oh man it killed your body dude you're just like you're all fucked up man. okay. he's going to god the back rooms this is this this is a silly place to be this one's kind of gonna be tough i still haven't found the place to hide for us guys you guys got a minute. i believe in you. oh
1:20:04 i just pay myself one color and tuck into a corner. thank you. good. coms. yeah. oh, gosh. i think i might be cooked. i have a lot of confidence in my spot. i cannot move. i'm stuck. okay. how do you go to free camera five? oh, yeah. my spot's bad.
1:20:33 search start. it is the back rooms, my god. i just don't wanna be the first one found. no! oh my god, what? my spot was so good. we're all safe. my space was actually so good. and i don't know if ryan, you must've been in a terrible spot. my spot was so good. chat was freaking out. they were like, how did he do it? now i know he's lying.
1:21:05 okay, that was that was pretty smart. i'm not gonna lie to you. that was really smart i felt like john valjean
1:21:35 hold on maybe we have a chance on here. no, you can't go in there. okay, there has to be something clever maybe not. i don't know. let's let's paint. that's pretty good right there i don't know how to draw on the front of my head as the what do you what do you mean? no shot this works. oh, come on i want to change
1:22:03 okay, did anybody decide to go back to the oh, okay, okay. dude, i didn't know how to get the right color. it's just like a blue guy hanging out on the floor. i gotta get a better graphics card. this is i can't. it's not working right now. oh, my free camera. that's why.
1:22:26 you got eyes on the back of your head ryan. hello? it's so confusing. i have an idea for next time we're here.
1:22:39 someone's gotta be in here, man. someone with a giga's in there because she's been taunting me about the color of my pants. i... what the... all i'm saying is those aren't khakis, okay? they're not khakis. oh! that was crazy. you found stance? yeah, i was back there. nl literally stared me dead in the eyes. really? oh, shit. yeah, yeah. i have an idea for the next time we're here. i do feel like pita mellark.
1:23:11 right there. oh, squeaks. yeah! oh, shit! oh, that's crazy, man. yeah, you can't see that at all. oh my god. oh my god. how did you do the texture? that's crazy. bro, that squeaks was never getting found. the metallic slider on the paint. oh, there's a metallic slider? what the hell? and then you can use the same color to get some texture. oh my god. oh my...
1:23:40 eyedropper's lying. yeah, you're right. he was peter malark. okay, i'm going to sit on the other missile now. well, the eyedropper might be screwing you because you have shadows on. okay. oh, okay. so if you press v, it turns shadows off maybe. you already know. thank you, chat. dude, this guy's in four by three, all low settings. oh my god, it's me. squeaks is playing unstretched. yeah. my ambitions were too high, i think.
1:24:10 my ambitions were way too high. that is not a good metallic slider for me. why am i rotating? okay, i maybe got a chance. wait, how do you stop rotating? so far no one here. oh, that doesn't reset your timer, huh? there's so much space.
1:24:35 oh, you just missed me feel like a damn idiot. oh man. oh, it was so close okay, one on the board only took a hundred seconds it will take time to find me you know what i mean okay, clear comms clear comms clear comms five seconds
1:25:04 i'm gonna vomit. i think the obvious spots are the best maybe. sometimes. oh, sorry how you doing? i'm not seeing much. around me? oh, i think i'm not seeing anything man. oh my god. we've leveled up. i need crystal clear cobs. i don't want to hear a peep out of anyone. i don't want to hear a peep.
1:25:36 new york kitchen could sing out at once the problem is i'm right near giga oh
1:25:59 i'm gonna be honest. i just wait, i can't believe i missed this. oh you are a son of a i've kept living in the same spot for the whole game. oh my god
1:26:32 wait, let's check out. you know, i thought it was horrible, but it's pretty good. i feel like i'm being messed with in here. oh my god. oh my god. i can't believe that. oh, mental damage.
1:26:52 this game is awesome. i can't even like who are you laughing at? oh
1:27:16 i feel like the main room is where people are. there's people in the main room, there's some in the kitchen. i actually cannot believe that that is working. you snake. you actual snake. i think everyone just saw a cake go so crazy, man. oh shit. no way.
1:27:44 alright whistle every 10 seconds, forum. whistle every 10 seconds. i'm gonna throw up. i can't believe it, apollo. i can't believe it. i've just been watching you and crying. it's not funny unless everyone can laugh. people right now really can't laugh. i can't believe it. manly also walked right by it. are you like sitting in a chair right now? like are you going to take me to the 20 seconds left? please just tell me. please.
1:28:13 i can't believe kate hasn't gotten god either. yeah, yeah, i think amazing. yeah. yeah, i'm gonna die. i'm literally
1:28:27 come to the checkerboard. come to the hallway. come to the hallway. i feel so bad. i think it's funny about this for 10 minutes, man. someone else was a balloon before. that's a great paint job. let's try it. you know what?
1:29:01 chat's telling me i'm insane so i have to try it. uh, and papa smurf. oh, okay. i love oh, oh that's insane. oh my god, gwen! oh! oh, that was fast. i looked up at spawn. i know you guys are all roof gremlins now. that's that's dumb. you got poop on your pants. oh no. i'm just a little nervous. oh my god, ryan, you got a collar!
1:29:29 i saw you sticking out. i saw you. no, no, it's brilliant. it's brilliant. five and then four. yeah. yeah. real quiet. yeah. somebody. somebody. it's crazy that corey walked on someone and it didn't move him or anything. come on. come on. come on.
1:30:05 oh shit, the movement! dude, definitely went off. okay. that was a good run. that's pretty funny, right? i can't tell if it worked or literally nobody walked over. it was just slightly too big for the bathroom side.
1:30:28 nobody nobody walked over at all which i was literally got by the first person who saw me so it might just be a long waiting time on your own under here. i've got a maybe yourself yourself something pretty man turn to make myself squeaks. oh, thank you. there we go. can't don't do that. oh
1:30:52 you know what let me go for this look like i just came back from nickelodeon slime time in
1:31:17 this is not gonna work even a little bit. oh, squeaks is left. oh, i got kicked! nooooooo! yeah, i think the game is lost. oh, you're in game boyz. you're in game boyz too. he turned off shadows. oh, nice. i feel bad. it was such a good job. nooooo! it was really in a rainbow. maybe i shouldn't have been painting.
1:31:44 make sure you paint your top half. we got a we got a bottom half painted. oh my god. oh my god. you can whistle. he's a legendary hiding spirit. dude, that's so crazy. that's insane. that's so good. that's so fucking good. are you guys talking about me? yeah. yeah. 100% talking about you. you're amazing. it's like a picasso. it's like... oh my god.
1:32:13 from here it looks really good. that whistle gave you away. it looks really amazing. he's got walls on bro. i'm blown away with how good it looks. oh they're all around in here. oh nice pull. that was a good whistle. no that's not good.
1:32:41 i was shooting behind you. i still didn't see you. i was like maybe it does work fitting the two people i'm posting over here crazy yeah, you got a good paint job. look at you. oh
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1:33:41 i'm going to squeaks room. say less. i know exactly where to go. you're not doing the same spot, right? interesting. let's give this like a negative, negative 1 million percent chance of working. no, button here. how would you make a brown? brown. oh, i can't make this work. that is not brown.
1:34:20 this is not the color that it showed. what is fucking going on? no chance, man. no chance at all. this is the joker. i'm the joker. he's the joker, baby. no, no, i fell. i fell. oh, god. oh, god. oh, god. i keep falling too. oh, my god. really hard to draw.
1:34:48 stop falling! i think this is actually troll. i wonder what room we got. why can't i change the bright? ryan, why are you so creative? i hate you. damn! okay, okay. oh no, the main room. i have flashbacks to this. look for balloons, look for balloons, look for balloons. true, true, true.
1:35:20 i didn't even know there was a room back here man. yeah, that was the room squeak was in and he just stayed there the whole time. it's more than i ever could have asked for out of this spot. wait, wait. ryan, no way! you think it's gonna work? this is nuts.
1:35:44 i don't know, but it's awesome. wow. i feel so embarrassed. oh, someone's in here. someone's in here. it's not that bad. it's not bad at all. oh my god. i went crazy. i haven't found anybody. somebody who hasn't gotten anybody. no, dude, ryan. i got it. yeah, it's crazy. you got to have one.
1:36:17 that was a whistle. that should be giving a presidential medal of freedom for this. oh, okay wait. yeah, i know where you are ludwig and i can't see you from like a distance. like it's crazy. yeah, i cannot see you from the distance. holy shit, i have my nauti's. back under the tables. dude. oh, game is like. oh, oh, what? oh, game lagged a little bit. oh, i didn't even know there was this room. i gotta go here next time.
1:36:51 it sounded like they were in the chandelier. oh my god. yeah, that's what it sounds like. but who could get up in the chandelier? except for someone who's really good at platforming. that's so crazy. you should have a national holiday if you win this game. man, that this game is like a psychological test. it is.
1:37:22 like we get the names across the room they were like different no, we're done don't say i don't know who you're spectating oh no you found that spot
1:37:47 squeaks are you the joker? yeah. i love that. i'm gonna throw up. this is too much for me. my hand is covering my mouth. i need a whistle. i need a whistle. i'm gonna draw on the fucking floor, dude. i just cannot believe some of these spots, man. what? they're in this room! none in here.
1:38:13 i haven't even been in here yet man. when the time expires and you guys see ryan's spot, you're not even gonna be mad. you're not even gonna be mad. the problem with this map is it's too fucking big. it is big. it's huge. corey, you ain't got nothing to do with the map brother. that's true, that's true.
1:38:33 oh no. it's so good. i forgot i was hiding because i was just watching ryan the whole time. say more nice things about my spot. yay. it's crazy. be quiet. oh, they're all somewhere here. yeah, make sure you check the floors. they're not a floor. nice. holy shit.
1:39:13 i mean, how can you compete with... oh my gosh. i don't know where he is. you need a medal. yeah. i have no clue. here it comes. here comes the big reveal. kory, turn around! turn around, kory! turn around, kory! no way! that's so funny. kory, you shot the steak next to him. did i really? no way. oh my god.
1:39:42 it's so bad when you see it. when you know what you're looking for, it does not look good. i think it's still pretty good. it's still pretty. there was definitely some marbling done. i can see some marbling. you look like a baby titan from attack on the mountain. that's true. yeah, i see that. that squeaks. you stood on my head in that laundry basket like four times.
1:40:06 i've been painting for so long i gotta look at some spots now. good job you son! enough bullshit man, enough bullshit. nooo! my goat! i didn't think mine was that bad. my goat. that's a good job. it's gone on too fucking long.
1:40:33 getting on my damn nerds getting on my nerds he's right here somewhere oh damn squeaks that is good, holy whoa, how'd you got to the crazy texture? holy shit
1:40:56 my god everyone's fucking owning this round dude
1:41:10 oh really? there's three whistles in the same spot where i've been for the whole round? you did look right at me at one point and i never felt more powerful in my entire life. well what the fuck?! oh my god, kate no! oh my god. that scared me. this one might be my favorite. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:41:33 it's crazy that they said that like, you weren't just standing like that. you got to check. squeaks is great. where is he? how do i go to the main room by the blue snake to cane? oh, okay. yeah.
1:41:54 and then it should be blinking. my god. that's good. it's really good. did you do like individual drops to get the texture or is that like a filter? no, no, i did individual drops. like i'm just so crazy. yeah. yeah. bros playing a different game, man. i just press space and then like spam left click. it's so much space left on the sewer because the sewer is so
1:42:21 insNLy colorful. just wait till they add stylist compatibility with this game. rubber ross is going to play this game. they're going to give each other one hour to paint. oh, my god. you're going to animate. i want to see that. i'm going to be honest. it'll be amazing to watch. it's crazy. one hour to paint, one hour to hide.
1:42:45 any dogs watching are going crazy right now. some tech worker who left the tv on when they went to work. thinking start with the base. i love that. okay, no stone unturned you saw no stone unturned. i'm shooting all the food on the tables. i'm shooting all the balloons.
1:43:21 all my money, kori's got the first one to go thing is, no need to rush well, kayke can i have all your money? you suck! i'm not! he's throwing! holy fuck kori, they're so late! i'm throwing!
1:43:52 everyone was laughing can i get a clean whistle?
1:44:01 i'm concerned for what's happening out there. oh
1:44:22 where we are, there is someone who is humiliating. we wait ten seconds and then someone is here.
1:44:39 yeah, it is funny. oh, no way. oh, i'm like sweating, dude. i'm laughing so fucking hard. oh my god. it does feel kind of bad to be in our shoes. it feels so bad to be in our shoes. it's so good.
1:45:00 every angle of it. every angle is so far. nothing funnier than a horse cock. only a pervert would look there. why were you looking there? no, i've been out there. it's really hard to position yourself, man. oh my god. manly, that's so crazy. oh, holy shit. that was really good. that was really good.
1:45:29 wait, wait. oh my god. oh my god, man. i'm not seeing them. i'm like 90% sure there's someone in laundry, but i also squeaks is fucking crazy. you're locked in right now, aren't you? i've never seen more panic. oh my god. yeah. the paint looks so good.
1:45:58 oh, there's definitely some main room. oh my god. what? oh my god watching from your perspective. okay, 40 chests. holy shit. oh god if you come to me, i'm being socially humiliated right now. i don't know where they are man. it's right there. this is my team.
1:46:28 my apologies, you're right, you know we can we can do this
1:46:49 he was right in front of me for like 10 minutes. oh, okay. oh, oh, squeaks is on the behind the leather chair that stands with the rosary. you didn't check the other horse. you didn't check the other horse. oh, yeah. no, no, no. this is not.
1:47:19 was it really just like that or did you change it? oh no, no, i was running away. he's been moving the whole time. i've been a huge pain in the ass. you're being hidden is so much harder. 30 seconds whistle? can i run something by you real quick? yeah, of course.
1:47:35 wo ye han gao shing ren she ni beast shan shan. oh! dude, your tones! i know it's a nice attempt, but it's like maybe problematic, i don't know. i said it's also nice to meet you, mr. beast. okay, okay. this is one of the easier maps. why aren't we? we're gonna get them.
1:48:03 laughing at me. i'm just watching your crawling look so funny. whoa. i had big whistles over here. oh, yeah, that's not gonna fly. so many of you are here. what the fuck? how? stop dancing! wait! if you talk over the whistle. oh my god. ludwig, i didn't notice you. i didn't notice you though.
1:48:33 manly, you got a good one too. ludwig! it's so friendly. the textures work is incredible. he's doing great with the textures. i'm really just a texture guy at the end of the day. they would never expect cow balls. i'm worried about the other guy. i feel it in my soul.
1:49:09 oh no, they're right, it sucks to be right. where are you? i'm gonna assume they're laughing at you and i'm safe. i'm gonna hope. this is crazy. dude, it's the... oh my god. okay, i'm coming to assist. i'm coming to assist. i'm coming to assist. no fucking way, man.
1:49:38 i heard one around the middle area. that's because they moved positions, dude. that's crazy. he stayed still. he did. dan's was moving around and you shot right next to him. and then they moved. oh, and l spot kind of cracked. yeah, it's really good. you can b hop. look at this. you can b hop, dude. wait, movement guy? you can launch forward. yeah, it looks good.
1:50:08 oh, oh, whoa. that's gonna save you some time next round. that's probably what it looks like if you join a public lobby. oh, it's fucked. anyone can draw anything. i've seen some crazy. oh no. yesterday let me tell you. open mic and open paint brush. oh no.
1:50:33 well, they'll fit right in on the wolfenstein level wait, i was in the bathroom you guys are complimenting me. can we do it again? you're complimenting your beautiful carrot your carrot was good work w carrot w carrot corey you've painted some faces in your day, right? yes. yeah sharpie
1:50:58 with the same parties as justin trudeau. come on now. kitty hair, katy perry's boyfriend. that's like the article i saw of what was it? nfl wife simone biles like injured or something like that. it's like, what the fuck man? you guys been following the brandon iook situation?
1:51:26 i'm holding out here. here's a bit of an antonio brown situation keeps calling the 49ers pussies for not releasing him
1:51:34 that's fire. that'll definitely work for him. my favorite part was when he drove past the stadium at 100 miles per hour and took it off in a video. dude! that'll teach him. and then he issued a public apology which was like i realized i could have killed someone and stopped them from experiencing prayer. so i've... it's so crazy.
1:51:59 everyone copied your idea brian you gotta look at stands. it's art. it's artistic man. i really liked it yeah, you see the extra piece of it though the broader meaning you know definitely heard one over here. i heard one over broader that's very artistic oh
1:52:27 damn, good job, stans. that looks so good. thanks, man. oh, no! i'm sorry. he followed the... it wasn't a giant arrow pointed at him. i want to see what he was doing. yeah... gordon, do you have a ball gag in right now? maybe. maybe. you look dead. i'm so sorry. all right, clear comms.
1:52:55 yes! right there! oh, the last second! wow. that's the squeak strat. okay, squeaks. oh, apollo. oh, yeah, never in a billion years. that's really good. that's great. you know what's fucked up? last time we played this map, i almost did that. fuck! i can't believe i let you do this. there was a third. you so confident in my tactic. you look like a fucking spotted lizard.
1:53:25 this is like what creatures in the wild fall for. you were standing right on him when you went, i think he's in the hamburger. it's crazy how the human brain works. cause i can not like, he's the most obvious thing i've ever seen in my life. yeah. but you just don't look down sometimes. you're so keen on looking up and around focused on. yeah. do we want to do one more? oh, i got to go eat lunch.
1:53:53 maybe pick my kid up from school. he's fine. sorry. this was really good though. they were fucking with me on the tones though. i thought the tones were good, man. the app told me my tones were good. i thought that was pretty fucking good, man. i thought that was pretty good.
1:54:22 yeah, i'm having a lot of trouble with xian sheng honestly because of the h's and the... but you know we're getting there. strong accent? okay well like i don't think i'm ever gonna speak mandarin without a white guy accent but like people that's what happens when you learn another language like you know you just kind of unless you grow up speaking it you're just kind of always gonna have a little bit of idiosyncratic intonation. anyway i'll be back tomorrow. good night y'all.
1:54:53 i guess it is true that another reason i might be more heavily accented than average is because i like almost never hear chinese people speak chinese. i almost only hear like white guys speak chinese and go, this is how you say it. that's probably...
1:55:08 like an esl student who's learning how to speak english in like new orleans or something like that. i'm getting an unrepresentative sample. yeah, okay, pirate bob dylan, it could work. cannonball shoot out from me ship starboard. born the enemy ships with me big ol' sword. i slay the captain in a pool of blood. cry out, yarr, we'll plunder the ship. here comes the story of old blackbeard.
1:55:36 the man the authorities came to fear for swashbuckling every day.
1:55:44 put in the bratty break, but one time he could have been the captain of the world. yeah, i could see that. he kind of, i see the genesis of this because he is a pirate. like, okay, track one is still tangled up in blue. track two, he turns into a pirate at the end of simple twist of faith. he walks along with the parrot that talks. and then the rest of the album is all pirate themed. if you see her say ahoy.
1:56:13 she might be on the shore. i could totally see this man. come in she said i'll give you shelter from the shore. i could fucking see this bro. i could fucking see this.
1:56:29 walk across my big brass plank. i like dude pirate pirate bob dylan could be a play pirate liz fair fucking rum lasses lasses lasses yeah, okay. there's some good fucking rum is crazy yum, yum think i'll go and get me some