Where have all the flowers gone (Lethal Company)

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0:00 yeah, your scan can reach 50 meters outdoors what i should that's long that's great. cori penis. well, what are you doing after this anything? oh yes in love it's my job i've been love or friday is it? yeah. okay. i'm doing a realism playthrough. oh
0:28 blueberry update what's a blueberry update? there's a blueberry update. i'm gonna make i'm making a blueberry lemon cheesecake. oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna be real nice like sugar and blueberries in a pan with uh, i
0:49 cheese like the creamy one. what's the cream cheese cream cheese? that's pretty much you pretty much described a cheesecake. yeah shit put it in a sandwich what is it called
1:09 blueberry cream cheese sandwich onigashimasu. no, no, it's uh, good. dude, when you go to school you get the dill or the uh, the good morning guys. good morning. dude, i intended to wake up at like 7 a.m and start making the cheesecake and doing all sorts of other shit. i woke up near fucking noon. late counter strike? this is terrible, man. i was with my trainer yesterday for the first time in like two months. how do you deal?
1:39 i'm turning over a new leaf. i'm gonna get some loot.
2:14 i'm gonna be the top leader in lethal today. who's that? really? when i'm at your way my son. you yanked that thing off the wall bro. no i'm with him. yeah bro you can't beat valve that's right. i don't know if this is fun or not to confuse or nothing man this is all fucking fun. valve is untouchable bro, the valve is untouchable. have they made a game? they're probably simpitating this.
2:40 they made the greatest casino of all time. oh fuck, look at that. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the exit. i was in the
3:07 he dropped a noodle and he hit all of us. he did hit all of us in the face. y'all got assaulted? we all had flour on us. oh shit. i don't know where to go. i think i'm gonna head out. oh wait, there's just a fire exit right here, right? how's your sense of direction so good? i was fucked up off the the molotov, kory.
3:41 yeah, what happened? i mean, i was telling chad, well, i'll tell you outside. what the fuck? oh, i was telling chad, i basically woke up like a hungover. like i went to bed with a big belly and i woke up with a big belly. like, was still like a half of dinner still not digested at all.
4:02 and i was like, oh man, i gotta like, i'm going to ride on the bike on that tiny ass bike seat with this. i got like a hot butthole because i've been pooping out all this oily soup and it was just, uh, i mean, one good sleep the next night fixed me up, but like i was not myself on sunday.
4:22 i didn't feel great on sunday and then we went to that japanese market and got fucking down poured on. oh, yeah, i know the weather wasn't great. that's for sure. but at least they probably wasn't busy, right? i'm just kidding. it wasn't that busy. oh, really? yeah. you were playing that fishing game. that was fun to watch. yes. kind of good, actually. don't sleep with the fishes. yeah. yeah. hey, don't sleep with the fishes. okay. yeah. it's like 60 seconds. the game is 60 seconds.
4:52 yeah, it's called don't sleep with the fishes. it's like that, but you're in a boat. i love that game. it seems cool. you should play don't sleep with the fishes. it's on itch.io, so i don't know if you'll even play it. you also played everything as crab? i played a little with my daughter last night. i just hit 16 today. holy... it's getting difficult. it's kind of pissing me off playing the game as my kid because she only wants to do builds where you get as tiny as possible and like never attack anything. that's cool. bro, that's meta though.
5:25 oh the computer said happy tuesday to me. that's so nice. it's literally wednesday but whatever. americans are this. yes. can you believe that 6.7 and 6.9 are both during pride month? that is awesome. it's so nice. unless you're british i guess. oh it is 6.9. yeah they... what? or from new zealand. yeah it's 6.9 today. we gotta stay alive for another 43.
5:56 i did hear 43 years. oh, so you can be 67. for 6'9". so you can be... 43 years? yeah. you guys have a retirement plan or are you just planning to die? die. die. yeah. definitely die. me too. yeah, death mostly. the job's pretty good. i'm alright with this. this place is spooky, man.
6:28 they smelled the smoke man. well, yeah, shouldn't you be open against bees? that's a beautiful wheel song it's a song about wheels it's a song about a track though. oh nice. oh
6:55 that's what they teach you in school over here. really? that's the damn. y'all in school. tractor school? big big chugga chugga big red car. travels near and it travels far. oh, oh. oh, that's been a while. that's not a wait. that's a landmine. look i'm good. sorry. freak threw the fuck out. guys there's nothing over here. yeah, i know man. okay.
7:28 oh, bye! i thought my master plan was i was going to force him to stand on the mine by blocking the railing. he just jumped, man. instead, i've become orson welles the quahavra. now i gotta listen to these motherfuckers the whole time and have no input? din tai fung, you ever been? i've never been to din tai fung.
7:56 really? i love that spot. i've got opinions about din tai fung. vancouver's got so many chinese restaurants. i don't really know if i got to go there. yeah, dude. most of them are probably all lit. i got mad because there was a chinese restaurant on uber eats that had a high rating. there's a bug there. you just closed the door. no door. no, uber eats, chinese restaurant, it had like a 4.8, bro. i ordered it. it was like straight poop.
8:27 really was horrible, and then i looked it up on like google and i had like a 3.7 that has like people on people on uber eats are getting scammed or exactly like like a 4.9 on it's a spider on just run just run just run just run. oh god. there's webs i'm gonna step it out. i forgot that seminars a thing oh oh oh
8:52 looks like somebody's gonna be joining me in conversation. you're such a gamer. oh, does he know? it opened the door, but it like low key fucking sucks man. it's running like it's got two legs. oh, eight. i hear the yeti crystal right now. nobody else died man. oh no, this is cool. it smells exactly like... spider egg. it smells like a zoo? no, no, it smells like cave cockroaches.
9:17 which is like a cockroaches. yes, exactly like. that's incredible. it's just weird because i haven't smelled them until i haven't seen the cave cockroaches since middle school. but like you don't have a key. i don't. he's not fucking with this. as an empath, i can tell he's not that interested in this. but yeah, it's just weird. oh, i've got the gear, but that doesn't that doesn't help the situation.
9:49 hey, i got a guy chasing me and he's a prick. someone will be joining me soon. yeah, i'm trying to leave. oh, you're good. it's this way. come this way. oh, he's done. yeah, i've passed on. i died at the worst. oh, shit. hello. hey, i've never seen your avatar so high regged. right? i love my tiny man with a big gun. let me move my sword so you can see this. tiny man with a gun appears to be dead.
10:20 take a look. it's a tiny man, normal gun. it is a tiny man. i've never been able to see the tiny man before. he's really tiny, that's why. i'm now understanding that the joke is on me because that is a normal man with a huge gun. yes, this is true. this is true. it's not, but i've just implicitly trusted you every single time and said that is a tiny man with a normal gun. he's a seven inch man. you a lift? yeah, yeah, yeah. i get it now.
10:49 well the number ran after you and then i just uh... this is the worst part because now we're trying to talk but they're also talking. i found justin too. yes. oh yeah, they're all dead. yeah, you can send it man. i'm not going back in here. i can't believe chip lived. you sipping on anything or no? it is crazy. i have some water. there's some nice water. that's really what i hate for you. what do you think corey's smoking on right now?
11:16 it's 100% you're more a kitten it's a guantanamo era probably a puppy honestly, i'd be pooping everywhere. i believe that oh true yes, sir miss the entire didn't i fun conversation man? oh
11:41 i think i've been there once it's like dumpling right yeah people tell me it's overrated. are they true it is overrated. it's okay. it's not bad, but it's overrated. i was like i was dying kory kory bit off the end of his cigar and he's chewing on it now what's the korean place in la bunch on i
12:13 so i'm down some dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong d
12:47 so it's i don't know how to say it. dude, some dang dong, some dang dong. they had this giant plate of meat and then they had these like cheese like things on them. bro, i'm not gonna lie, i think every korean restaurant ever. but it was so good!
13:01 did you get the corn and cheese? yeah, they all bring you the little... that's called the buncheon, right? the cheese, the rice cakes, not cheese cylinders, my bad. they're little rice cylinders. okay, okay, okay. they do look like string cheese. okay. they do look like string cheese. what was the vibe in there? what was the vibe? because samdong sa is like very cool and like deadly lit and like this like graffiti on the wall. what was the vibe i could hear? sonam dan, sonam dan, sorry. what's grass, man?
13:32 what's gas? oh, fucking plants. i took a hoo in la recently. that's me when i'm trying to resurrect james ganzini. it's an la's garden, bro. thank you. why is there poison gas at or grass at it? don't stand in it, man. don't stand in it. oh shit. don't stand still. a year has passed since i shaved my scrote. i should have shorn it right from the start. really? no, not really.
14:12 wait, how do you chat? how do we drink this shit? do we go to the wall? yeah yeah cheers brother. i'll drink to that. can anybody hear me? he loots hard every day of his life. i loot till i ache my bones at the end. i take home my hard earned loot all on my own got mine guys
14:48 got mine. i need to wait for them so i can figure out how to get back to the base. you ever been castled talking like a rook. i don't want to jump across that man. did everyone just die? what are you talking? i'm speaking to you right now. don't come over here. don't come over here. don't come over here. the chip we fall into. i think so. oh, she's dead. chiblee if you're listening.
15:19 and there's no way for me to know if you are, but i think you've got good taste. you would probably lock in on the one dude who's talking instead of trying to be a part of a conversation you can't actually be a part of. your shit about the uber eats chinese restaurant is so fucking real. if you ever see a restaurant with under a 4.0 on uber eats, they literally poison everybody that's ever ordered from there. they inflate the ratings by at least one full star. so you'll see places that suck.
15:44 and you've been there and you know they have like a 3.1. and then when you go on uber eats, it'll be like, oh, this is a 4.8 with like a fucking gold medal with a star in the middle of the gold medal. like it's a damn scam. now, chiblee, if you can send me a sign from purgatory and help me get back to the ship with some loot. i think i may have played this map like 100 times, but anyway, that's fine. oh, the staircase? it would go up that way. i don't know.
16:27 chinese restaurants should never have over 3.9 or else it's for westerners. bro, there's westerners in the chat, be nice. there are people here who are, there's people here from china,
16:50 janata, there's people here from... i don't know, i don't know all the other... there's people here from yingguo, or i guess they just are yingguo ren. yahoo! we made it. let me see how everybody else is doing. chiblee's dead for sure. chiblee, did you see what i said about the uber eats? you were so valid for that one. apollo's dead. that's me. oh, these guys are still alive. okay. so, apollo and chiblee are probably having a conversation right now.
17:39 which means i, i, this apollo and ghibli, come to my camera. i will be silent so you have a safe place to talk. this is the safety room for you to talk so you guys can talk to each other. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent. i will be silent.
18:23 wo da ying yu pen hou wo da ying yu pen hou hao, hao, hao, hao hao, hao, hao, hao riveting stuff? what am i supposed to do? these lazy asses are still grabbing some loot or something. oh, that looks bad. no, they're still chilling, man. how was that lazy? well, they didn't just grab the shit and make it back to base like i did. cheers, brother. i'll drink it.
19:12 adrian, where's the flask? you guys ever do this? blub blub blub. blub blub blub. really go for some pegio. pegio! anybody? did you fucking hear that bro? sounds like the start of synchronicity 2 out there. another suburban family more. oh fuck. the smoker. oh no!
19:59 oh no, oh no ryan's alive. i thought i was alone. oh no. no, no the bridge just broke justin was coming across did you finish those strawberries? we did finish the strawberries those strawberries were feeding families man mmm painted by the tobacco bag. mm hmm. that shit was very sure how he made
20:34 you should do the thing that dads love to do and like make the ship take off a little bit to make the kids think they're gonna leave mom at the grocery store.
20:44 so at our grocery store called amp, they used to bag your groceries for you and then they would send it out on a conveyor belt for you to pick up, which is crazy. like outside of the store. when my mom was waiting for the conveyor belt, my dad would always like drive a little bit further ahead and i would be in the car going, no, dad, no!
21:12 just to not make it in? i think he might have died, man. no, well, he's walking. no, all his shit is right here. what the fuck happened to him? he's pacing back and forth. did he get disconnected? i mean, he's moving. no. i think he might have been possessed by a devil or something. oh, i'll oh no!
21:45 can i just say i locked the fuck in when corey exploded behind me. i instantly went to the lever.
21:56 oh god i wonder if we keep the stuff because it launched no we all died no what we lose everything yeah we look oh no there's okay i was sucks we lost it yeah i turned into a plant right outside of the ship i forgot what i thought you had to be sitting
22:17 there were flowers growing out of your back notice that's so funny i realized it like oh maybe he was possessed i was like all the points
22:35 like send it and then but i died instantly. yeah, let's uh, let's land but i'll jump out of the ship and die it's probably the quickest way to reset. okay. yeah. yep. okay. well before like when it opens we just go. yeah well done synchronicity right there and then tell the ship to leave early, uh, it'll just leave once it parks i think
23:06 it's wrong you guys know that in the olympics. they're gonna be doing swimming at the sofi stadium. is that true? no swimming at that's so fun stadium. huh? yeah, that's true which makes no sense because of the football field is that what? probably install like a pool in it, right? they're gonna yeah, they're gonna put a pool in a pool in paris they did a they made a pool in a month and
23:37 what is this special interest like the guy was obsessed with the 2028 la olympics dude. no, they're doing zero new construction for the la olympics no, he did too much easy too much? easy too much you are fired
24:10 hey water boy, you're five zero new construction in the la olympics. you're gonna use all pre existing stuff. the main stage to swimming, but in the sofi stadium, w austerity. yeah, i think that's good. yeah. they also want to have a no drive olympics. we have to use public transport to find your way. that's not going to be so good in la for sure. but they're working on it. that's the hitchhike. i saw the video.
24:43 oh yes, yes! wait, i saw the video too! with ludwig. who? you don't like him? are you? do you not... ...up? he just really has influenced me throughout my life. it sounded like you said we're gonna fuck him up. it sounded like you... we're gonna fuck him up. dude, we should beat him up. i'm not even kidding. sorry if i'm more annoying now. i went to laguna beach.
25:17 have a good day.
25:34 i don't know why they're pissed somebody took the hive. it was probably apollo because he's not here. so i blame about it unless he's dead in which case. sorry follow that way hello, i'm gonna be has it always been this dark. oh
26:05 it feels darker really dark did you take the yeah, i put it on the front of the ship so if i die make sure you know it's got like several of us do yeah, i'm on a rail. no, we they're gonna hit you in the back of the head which is the kill shot. mmm, everyone a key. there's a key here. oh
26:32 yes, sir wait, maybe i do know that she was doing pat's bar for a second. i was like, whoa, what does it? who are you? there's one i was worried because i got scared. i don't know what that is. yeah, no, i'm scared. sorry the song by the who from csi
26:58 i'm a member, throwing punches around and preaching from my chin. this is a game so that if i sing yung lean i get in trouble. okay, i see. yo, shit. look under a waterfall. it's like zelda. it's a secret waterfall, yeah. yeah. what the hell? what the fuck? cheers to your history! fucking niagara falls, man. nice. maybe the us. yo, this reminds me of a place i've been. laguna beach.
27:30 so where's laguna beach? california? uh, you know it's just like south of la. yeah man, we're gonna try out. i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die. my oxygen is critically low. i think he's gonna die. oh come on man. that's so sad, he's right there. look at his leech. this really does remind me of laguna beach though, what a beautiful place.
27:57 oh you were in california? i was in california, yeah. first time? yeah, first time. and i went to laguna beach. it's french, you went to la goonar beach. i made that joke in laguna beach, it went viral. aka no one laughed. they probably went home thinking about it. that's funny. live.
28:32 la goon that was a chibilly take on live laugh love live laugh bro, how about that? we both mad at me because it's got a lot of good over the phone got the ball for corey man you want to get that thing? i'll go grab the yeah, i just take off and then you grab them. oh, okay. go grab him. i
29:05 i'm okay. oh they did they that one got me a little odell oh scaly oh you're not yet at eek dude. it's a good. it's a good email. it's kind of like monkey giga featuring robert downey jr it's like a black cat, but it looks like the cats doing the cartoon like is good the front door
29:37 there was loot the front door. okay, deadass. that was a while away. i drowned horrifically, okay? i need to get eek. i don't remember how to add stuff. can you add it for kory? kory's the most... i'll just add it with me, bro. ...drowned in one inch of water. and now we've all got it. now we've all got to hear about it all the time. anything you think would be cool, honestly. okay, i'll go through mine later on and i'll have a look for you. what's with that big, wide, like, white blobby thing?
30:07 oh? oh, is that oop? i think that's oop. no, i renamed it to o. it's a... i believe that's uh... that one might be 7tv. oh... you can... you can probably find one too. betatv has a setting that shows 7tv on emotes. mm hmm. i'll hit the fucking lever. yeah, you're the lover. dude, i can't find eec, man. oh no. uh, do you want it? um, hang on, i got it. no, i don't. hang on, i'll give me a minute. i'm still really happy. dude!
30:38 i posted in the discord. i got bad at it. i had a twitch tv or consumption email of the cats night oh, yeah, i saw your cats. i'm really gonna w w w he has been added to the band from buying i got i got banned from buying bitter tv pro they won't let me buy it anymore. well, hi cuz they sent me emails for like five months being like bro. your card details are out of date. i
31:04 we'll just do it for you, and then i just never updated it and then it finally broke and then i tried to buy it like nah. you just can't like do it for you know get someone to gift it to me dude my buddy oxu ali from estonia shout out
31:21 dude, that's like me on letterboxd. somebody was nice and gave me pro, and then i was like, what do you get with pro? turns out you get fucking nothing. so i was like, maybe i'll get patron. well, i was like, i'll upgrade to patron, but you can't fucking get patron while you have an active pro subscription. so i gotta wait for pro to run out till i can get patron. you have to get patron though, because it's a new zealand company and it's like, i think letterboxd is like 87% of our gdp. like 100% believe it.
31:49 but i need to be able to change my posters on my top four so they're all color coded. yes. what the fuck happened man? i got his body. did he fly up into the blades? i think the birds took him up into the fan. i walked into the other room and i heard kshhh. yeah. that's awesome man.
32:21 fucking tragedy man, can you imagine that happened to fucking charlie and his grandfather dude? you found his head? yeah look his head's over here. where? do you see it? no. his head for me is just right here on the corner. oh no i don't have it. it's not there. local only. oh darn. walking wing, walking wing, i gotta rub a duck. yeah i'm full.
32:55 where is the hell the door man? where the hell the door? dude, i just say now that justin's dead, i can make one of them like without any backfire but like he did a jigsaw puzzle in 10 hours like a year ago. yeah, i saw. and i was like, bro, why did it take you 10 hours? i could do it so much faster. and he was like, no, you can't bro. i did it in four hours and 50 minutes yesterday. how many pieces? 500. 500, damn. i mean, honestly, i think my time would be closer to justin's.
33:25 i did like a 120 piece puzzle on saturday and it literally took me like 45 minutes. okay, that's pretty bad. and the bigger the puzzle gets, the worse the ratio of corners and edges. so the smaller puzzles should be way, way, way faster.
33:45 that is true, cuz like yeah, there was a point, there's a couple points you hit where you get like a hard piece that you couldn't find and you get like eight more pieces out of nowhere. you're like, whoa, how'd that happen? yeah, you do hit like a, you start to resolve it like a point and click adventure game. yeah. it's true, man. it's true. you ever noticed in charlie and the chocolate factory, like, i mean, like a lot of the kids represented, you know, poor behaviors. right? the german kid was just fat and it's not even his fault. he was just a little kid, man.
34:17 he just wanted some chocolate like it's probably like that like the most victim of all got the plants. okay, in fact his dead ass his parents fault it's just crazy because like he only like broke on like a little bit of chocolate and it was over for him like they didn't even give him like a little bit of a chance he goes and gets like one mouthful and fucking falls in man i mean, it's kind of like a trap because it was a chocolate river. oh
34:44 aren't you supposed to like what is what is the point of the chocolate being exposed in a river like that if not to drink? exactly, man. you sure if you don't want it to be drunk then put it in a pipe or something everything in that movies like big offered up on like a spectacle like the fizzy lifting is like on a pedestal in the middle of a damn room right like it's all shiny and shit. uh oh, get out of here man. uh do i have flowers on my back? no, you're good. i think as long as you go fast. okay go this way. bro there's no going fast here!
35:25 what the fuck? this way, this way, this way. my god, i thought that was a new enemy. that door was crazy. bro, you scared my chat, man. i got scared. we're infected, we were infected for sure. we gotta get out of here. we've gotta get out of here, man. you're fucked up, bro. my air filter's been overwhelmed by particulates. do you guys need help getting out? i know the way. yes. okay, come with me.
36:01 why is he laughing? what the fuck? guys, i don't know the way. i thought it was this way. it's this way. it's this way. it's this way. um... so anyway. mm hmm. mm hmm. w. i've been learning a language. hold on, can i check your back? can i check your back? yeah. oh, you look clean. you look clean. yay! who's gonna tell him? can i check yours? yeah. what does mine say? you're a good... it's a... someone put a kick in me you signed on your apollo. no, what the heck? that's gotta be corey, man.
36:44 really? corey simon say smoke me. did i tell you guys someone stole my identity maybe? really? a lot's happened to you recently, huh? dude, in the airport. in the house, stole an identity. bro, in the fucking airport, two people that looked official said we need to look at your post, why just gave it to them and then they took a picture of it and said good day. that's the gate agent, bro. no, they were just walking around like a npc dial, like a npc. yeah, i think you got scammed.
37:15 no bro! they were between two lines of security so i think they were official but the way they approached me was kind of sussy. and they said, they said i'm teaching someone something. i have to show them what to do with your boss plot. i thought you were way closer. sorry. funny fucking joke man. one of us could have been in a fragile state and that could have really affected us mentally. something on my head? the fuck? oh it's a shadow. excuse me. i'm in my comfort spot. hello. you're a vip employee.
37:49 yes, sir. how do you dance one? i think i lost my my credentials when i upgraded the pc was intern again. oh fucking birds killed me man. yeah, that was why your head is that what happened? yeah, i didn't know what happened. we up to the that's so funny man i thought the birds were purely friends turns out they couldn't be foe new death in like a huge update to i
38:22 right? yeah, that's a big development. is there humor multiplier? yeah. seen people turn in plant and kill before? i don't remember that one. true, true, true. that's a good one. i'm gonna take this game. oh, we should play league. dude, i reinstalled league. why? what? because i had to play with ricky and you song. bro, i'm not even kidding. will this fucking rock a five second league? i think it'd be so fun!
38:51 i've never played, well i played it once in the beta or the alpha and someone called me a slur so i uninstalled it. but that's the only time i've played it. this is not new york color strike. my name on lethal, my buddy invited me to the beta when i was kinda drunk at the time. and i named myself cox dicks, like c o x d i eps.
39:13 anyone else died in league? yeah. yeah, and then i changed it. did you have to change it? no, they never made me change he wouldn't let me keep it and then we recorded one episode he was like it's a gonna work i was like you motherfucker and i tried to go because of the language filter they didn't even stop. oh, it was a rare username bro. there's a rare username yeah
39:42 now i'm gamer taking this i think i'm gamer pope on yeah, i think we think i'm they're gonna know i'm dead in like good wasn't that so i can hear again what sorry i couldn't hear you over the gun oh ryan died the gun. yes. thank you. i mean i got a clock. oh
40:09 you man, don't worry i got i got bottles i'm out of here appreciate that i dropped a bunch of loot too so how's the fountain treating it feeling good so far good so far love that. oh
40:22 i'm excited for some cs tonight. dude, i need more cs man. yeah, yeah. that's the type of shit they're going to be saying in league too. oh, we need more cs. ryan's not here to carry us. i'm playing really well too man, it's crazy. the less i play cs, the better i am at it. and i think that's the case for a lot of people. i hope they leave and i come back so that i can tell them why i won't be playing league and it's because a, we had the dota stream.
40:48 which sucked but also i watched ricky and luke play street fighter 6 against their chat and i was like, oh yeah this is why i should never play competitive games. people online are good at competitive games. and then, especially, i mean league is one thing but a fighting game is crazy because if you're 10% worse you lose 100% of the matches. what's the vibe on deadlock? even worse, obviously. orson welles t. quapava, yeah that's my name.
41:30 you only have yourself to blame in fighting games. no man society to blame. no, i actually play that game myself i do the only reason i blame myself is for choosing the game in the first place like a crazy dumb story. yeah, that's what it was he's talking about kory loves kingdom of there's like
42:01 there's a lot. what was the zelda they show? it's ocarina of time remake, but like what's crazy is that it comes out in like, like less than five months and they didn't fucking show it. they didn't tell a whole fucking bit of it, man. i'm excited for that because i never played an ocarina of time through. what are they remaking it like? well, i'm a little worried because the one second they show it, it does kind of have like fan made unreal engine.
42:29 bro was holding what happened like farmer reforms? i know because like everyone was like that's this it was passed. it's not getting any of that but oh, yeah that's such a good game
42:58 good job guys squishy yeah, i keep it squishy dude. i keep it squishy 100% you guys know what they invented a book looks why what? there okay to relieve constipation to ease hemorrhoid pain and to cure insanity damn, and they didn't know what also make you come psycho style. oh
43:30 no, yeah, dude. that makes me insane if anything. imagine being prescribed something from your doctor and he's like, by the way, you might cum. is that what it is? does it generate orgasm or increase the pleasure of the orgasm? i miss the subject of the conversation. butt plugs. it's butt plugs. butt plugs. oh, yeah.
43:54 well, you can find out if you go to your doctor. i have a life hack. you go to your doctor and you say, these hemorrhoids are driving me insane. doctor, doctor, i need to cum crazy style. the doctor goes, you should go to the based cummer and you go, doctor, i am the based cummer. oh, shit. i am the based. is that something? dude, imagine trying to get a us visa and you have to put your socials in your at as the based cummer.
44:21 that's a free alias for someone in chat if you want to be the buddy to come. the pants guy trying to get into the united states? do you have any social media accounts? i'm at the pants guy. oh my god, i love him. you have to give your social media accounts to get into the us now? it's optional but i like low key did it this time and like they would chill with it. could be two extra subscribers.
44:51 everyone else has a whole bunch of america now. they like install discord and like... hey, where'd it go? you dropped it. i think you might have dropped it down the hatch, brother. yep, it's down there.
45:14 yeah, they're all fucking did they leave? i put it in the title of the email. yeah, i had a fire joke and then sat in the chat. you ignored it, but everyone else gave me a fucking. sorry, what was it? fuck, i can't remember now. i can open the hatch. where'd you go, man? where'd you go?
45:37 people gashing it for ya, but i miss the joke. yes, it bees in the trap
45:52 i need to open up chiblee's vod and score that so i can see what joke i made yesterday. i'm gonna go do it right now. am i on your part? i'm in here. i'm in here. oh damn, you leave the flashlight on. that's cool. it's so quiet. slash user hcjustin. that was yapping yesterday. oh, sorry.
46:23 we should sell the uber company. that's what it is. dude, i actually invented uber. i'll tell you more in just a second. hang on.
46:30 that he got a fleshlight sponsorship offer. oh no. and then i said, oh, i got that too. they asked me what kind of grooves i wanted and i said, jazz. i think that's good. that's pretty good. that's pretty good. who's got a fleshlight sponsorship? oh, shibley. it's a fleshlight sponsor. but they type loaded a couple of times.
46:54 yeah, they even make it they're letting me make my own mold. they said the flashlight also it fits perfectly in your hand yeah, exactly. you said like uniform for your grip. yeah. yeah exactly you guys excited?
47:11 the white game? no, what? you didn't tell me about that at the direct. you just said it was shit. oh, well they announced that last direct. so i thought you knew about it already. what did they show? a game where you go to heaven, heaven, one, wait, wait, wait. now they're never going to hear my awesome joke about what if there was a flashlight with braille? so it talked dirty to you while you fucked it.
47:35 okay, you read the braille with your asshole that's good that's good it's you and me check it out. no, that's the it's the freaky cave to fuck ass cave. oh the fuck ass caves kind of feel like this would be like like like we're osmosis jones and someone's asshole. yeah, they're really sick. oh
48:06 yeah, yeah. they're the only thing that can help them. they shrunk us down like dennis quaid in innerspace. yeah, yeah. there's gonna be like a weird virus with like a spear or something in here. man, i never saw osmosis jones. yeah, me neither. we're missing out. i think it's one of those things if you're like, so i'm 37, if you're like 35, you're like what the fuck do you mean you've never seen osmosis jones? yeah, yeah, it's like a perfect age for it.
48:38 than everyone saw it. i saw you were ranking every movie you saw this year. i did, i ranked all 100 movies i saw in 2026 so far. what was your number one? boogie nights. oh, i'm so sorry. i don't know why i was like, it's movies made this year. that's a lot of movies made this year. i've seen none movies. yeah, boogie nights was great. i've seen none movies from 2026, which is crazy as well. yeah, boogie nights was an all timer. great job, c.r.i.o. boogie nights is incredible. yeah.
49:08 it's not funny as a child. i love them because i could jack off to this. it really has something for everybody. you were just watching the last 30 seconds and then just rewinding and then... yeah, i believe that.
49:36 i'll say it man, mark wahlberg doesn't strike me as the type of guy who has a flaccid like ten. he's not packing that kind of heat. it's just like he wouldn't be waking up that early if he had that that meaty of a hang, you know? yeah, we're back at the fire escape. yeah, i got some shit. shit man, i got a flashlight. whatever. i feel like we looked at everything we saw. we seen it all.
50:05 because guys, guys that are packing that they're not, they're not hustling. they don't need us. they're not opening a burger franchise and like starting a bible app and shit like that. they're just fucking living life. trying to convince people they would have stopped nine 11. exactly.
50:26 that was the best. him and then the guy from the league who lied about being involved in 9 11. i saw as a relic of its time, but it was like maybe six months after that guy was like, yeah, actually like
50:40 i wasn't in the tower on 9 11 or whatever. there was a show on the comedy network that was like comedy network roast battles where they had comedians battle each other one on one in roasts. do you see a floating... oh, that's just... he blended in with the ship, never mind. that scared the shit out of me. it was very unsettling to watch you move like that, corey.
51:04 and it was that guy who lied about 9 11. just going up against somebody else and the dude just kept being like, yeah but you lied about being in 9 11. and then like he lost the battle. you just can't recover. yeah exactly. you just can't recover from that. in a way like i admired his courage for getting into like a 1v1 roast battle when he has such an obvious weakness.
51:36 yeah, yeah, you feel like you would kind of avoid her.
51:40 like a thing where the point is to make fun of you if you lied about being 9 11 and everyone knew it. yeah, man! trust me! has that guy done anything since that show? i don't really think so. right? i think the whole 9 11 thing sank him a little bit. yeah, i think so. then again, did anyone from the league do anything after the league? i don't think i've seen any of them. paul shears was making podcasts. yeah, paul shears and stuff. i forgot paul shears and that shit, yeah, yeah. what's his name? i knew lucas was in there too, huh?
52:07 am i crazy jason? yeah, it's a man's lucas. yeah he sees him a taskmaster so good shoot mark do policies in the back shots. why nick kroll nick? what happens? john lejoie hasn't made anything funny
52:31 paul fucking killed me a ball fucking killed me the joker why is that why he's laughing? calling the elevator and i tried to ride up the elevator on the outside of it. i fell in the hole. oh, man
52:51 just on reminds me of that mean where it's like sperm swimming and they're like, dude, i'm gonna be a doctor i'm gonna be a lawyer and then one of them's like bro. we're in the anus that's a classic yeah, i was saying we were like osmosis jones and yeah just traveling around the butthole oh
53:15 i tried to beam your body back. i didn't realize this was a send in teleporter. oh, we should all send in on it. oh, it's still got 80 seconds of cooldown.