What an oddly familiar sight (Meccha Chameleon)

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0:00 should be 11. who's not in here? i'm in, i'm in! i'm just hitting so well. i think we have 10 people. i don't think you're in. are you in? it's being off again! there's 10 people in the discord, justin. oh my fucking god, i'm sorry. i don't know why i thought it was 11. i need to thank myself. oh, so this is a blocky map. well, i'm fucked. goodbye, everyone.
0:25 i think the fucking nightmare. ipad vape is a good idea. remember the app, the drink a beer app? it like, could be good. i think it just eats the ipad enough that you're just getting fumes, but it's just rare earth metals coming through the port. burning battery fumes. yeah. fuck. oh, i wish i wasn't so smooth.
0:51 when i had a... me when i was 13 me regretting a brazilian wax, i just... right, exactly we're on the wrong mode, that's why oh fuck really? does it matter? i'm all fucked up, man it's okay, justin no, we don't it's not okay oh, sweetie oh, fuck you oh, justin i fucked up everything this really is a streamer's room come on
1:24 never mind, i just saw the fruit. what the fuck? well, they actually got it delivered, so it still counts. it does look like an edible arrangement sort of thing, so. i made hot sauce with a bunch of the fruit i had, and i'm so happy with it. it looks so good. it is awesome. i'm gonna put it on my carne asada today. it's gonna be delightful.
1:55 i'm putting my carne asada beef in some pasties that i'm gonna make on stream. i'm gonna do some normal english ones and then i'm gonna do some carne asada ones. and we're gonna see which is better. i love that. what can i be? i'm still trying to decide what to be. yeah, i'm just trying to think of items under pressure. very difficult. it's not easy.
2:20 this sucks. i really hate the lighting in the like the hub room. it's really hard to tell what you actually look like. the hub room, i call those the man cave. yes! that's where hubby goes. yes. that's where hubby goes. fuck. what the hell is that? oh shit. i'm still just thinking. all right, there's a full minute left.
3:17 okay, yeah, i mean this is not gonna work cloning is really hard it is hard. yeah. what is yoda wear jedi robes? garb garb he's really into garb. yeah. okay. he's like garb slacks. oh
3:44 really skinny jeans. oh no. let me do this. i got nothing. yoda in meggings. jegings yoda, fat ass. reading what did the ai degenerate? yoda leggings with a fat ass please. no, i'm not stefan.
4:11 yoda in a mega hat would be good. oh! not in that kind of good way. how'd this happen? yeah, yeah, yeah. whatever, i'm committed. okay, i'm gonna go to the spot i always hide. oh yeah, we can't go look at each other excited because of the mode. oh, we can't look at each other's oh, the mode. when you get killed you become 100. that's frickin' dead! oh, i see. sorry, mate. i'm sorry, that was just a bunch of crap on the floor. sometimes that's a really good disguise. i'm not even gonna kill, that's awesome.
4:43 someone else can do that. well don't leave it to me because i can't really see. sorry! that was really cool though. it was really cool. oh we have 300? what?! that's possibly pretty good. it's the infection mode.
5:04 hello. so i see. look, i worked on my art and you guys aren't even going to get to experience it. i'm damaged. we get to see it all at the end. at the end we could all see it. yeah. okay. no, but like i'm the hunter, so yeah, i guess. oh. that's it for me, huh? i'm not a big fan of this mode. only the best disguised remain.
5:31 okay, we're looking for a folded towel, guys. a wheelbarrow somewhere.
5:42 oh, that's another one. i heard that. that is really terrifying, actually. like, everyone hunting. it's scary. oh my god, how did no one see that? i can't wait to see what that was. we did no one see it, for real?
6:03 i didn't see you. i still don't know where you were. i still don't know what you are, yeah. oh, i really assumed everyone had seen me and just kind of respected me as a person and let me live. no, no, no, no. i still don't know what the hell you are. well, you gotta know that's not true. where was that with you? yeah, no, i had a hunch, but...
6:16 oh, nice. you got to see where we got. let me have a little. all right. let's take a look. how do we all sit? we had press five. the garbage is really good. oh, it's just showing everyone as a hunter. yeah. oh, that's no fun at all. no, i see. i see the real ones. ok, eli, that's. oh, that's good. wow. ricky. i missed that.
6:44 love the branding. i was a bunch of crap in a pen. wait, that's really good! somehow my palette changed to green. i didn't know how. so i was like, you know what, i'll just keep it.
7:05 and then you left and right mouse click through and you can toggle through everyone's hiding spots. yeah, i can only see the cheese. oh, that's me! it's only showing you the cheese. good cheese. only cheese. alright, i'll fix that. i was dressed as jared leto's joker, the best joker. the king joker. as we all agree, yeah. i just wish he was in more movies. i got a whole new scene, man.
7:39 like they should remake citizen kane and have jared leto play
7:51 as kane or whatever. the joker should be there. mr. kane. rosebud. what do you think that means? the joker? do some crimes or something? all you gotta do is add purple lamborghini by rick ross and skrillex to your workout playlist and then you get to feel like jared leto's joker. oh it's already on my... it's that and venom by eminem just looping two songs. i'm in there.
8:19 i can't download this map. yeah, same. it just says something went wrong. i think the genuine... like it really like a thousand times just keep trying and forcing it and then sometimes it works out. yeah, that is the genuine way to do it. bit of an it wizard yourself, i see. yeah, exactly. because last time i had this and it was just like, you've done this too many times. oh, you got rate limited.
8:44 yeah, this one just says something went wrong and it's this green dude slapping his face. i think it might just be steam being jacked up. yeah. but give it like a minute to try it and then i'll just remake it. i mean i can like restart my game if that might work. i don't know if it would. i know i've had that issue before and i just kept clicking the button.
9:15 yeah, steam is still being fucky. maybe i should just stick to some officials. hey get off pal world guys! too many of y'all playing pal world right now. yeah, i can't load those things. sorry, i'm rejoining. i'm gonna remake the server since i think the downloading can work anyway. okay. okay.
9:44 i just got a like a tool tip that said acting natural might make you harder to find. sounds like just walking around the map like you live there. yeah it should be back up with the same info. thank you justin. no problem. i still believe in my heart that being quiet on the call will make me harder to find. yeah no i absolutely agree. we don't give away any damning information. it does feel like that.
10:13 and i do feel like that makes this game imminently more streamable. the fact that being quiet is a conscious thing. well, and it also, like, when we're painting, we all lock it. yes, exactly. you guys are locking towels. what the fuck? who are we missing? so you're a natural. we have to work like 10 times as hard.
10:39 with just one curved line, you evoked the spirit of a folded towel. it's called impressionism, you can look it up, alright? liz, are you a minion? i'm working on it in honor of the movie, you know, that i haven't seen. i should be a monster. i love those wacky little guys. it's overrated.
11:08 because they're so small are they all wearing like shorter rolls or overalls? i believe they're wearing full overalls. i don't believe i've ever seen higher on a minion than their ankle.
11:21 okay. despite your knowledge. i'm going to have a website for you to check out. i was sitting right in the front of the theater too, just in case. guy trying to upskirt somebody in a movie is going to rage on me.
11:41 minion upskirt is a very strong pitch for a username also. i'm really sorry for raining on this parade, but isn't there an official marketing image of one of the minions in a thong bikini? is that officially available? ruining my immersion of them being honest. yes, there is. i'm looking at it right now. there is a minion in a thong and he's got a huge ass. i've pulled it up right now. they should have done that with the big one at universal. you know, the big one that's like looming over the 101.
12:09 dude, they knew what they were doing with this. this minion has a great ass. one of the images that like to my death i'll be like top three things i wish i'd never seen. have you seen the green m&m with like anatomically correct? this is not an official. it's pretty awful. i'll try to find it. i'm not even gonna post in the discord because i don't know everybody in there. you're just gonna find it for everyone. yeah, just for yourself. yeah.
12:37 i'd like to see it. i was gonna say, i think it's okay to post. i think that's okay. well, you haven't seen it yet, and then you might change your tune. i haven't actually changed my mind about everything. i like that, justin. now i'm just talking for some reason. oh, i'm gonna go for, yes, yes, yes. i could be doing a better job. oh, okay. or like sitting here having like really extreme attention to detail, and it's like i'm just gonna get fucking blasted. why am i doing this? yes, yeah. it's the way.
13:26 excuse obsession with how buried i am needs to fuck. i know yeah get a life. yeah get a job stay away from her from the cemetery you guys obsession with how buried everybody is i used to live
14:02 with a cemetery right over the back fence of my house and the yard was very tiny it was only like a it's like a maybe a 10 foot yard but it would be really jarring to like wake up and look out seven feet longer than usual yeah can you just sorry go ahead no i'm sorry because a yard is three feet i got it oh oh
14:29 that's pretty much it. i was gonna keep painting. i don't have space, don't tell me that. i need space. okay elon. i was going like, me only an astronaut. it didn't take any time. yes.
14:52 he's like gold member for space for space would be south african too. thank you. oh
15:12 the guy who just uses gold number is somebody who loves anything. i'm like, i'm like gold number for you. i don't think this is great, but you know. i think this is awful. so whoever said it's good, thank you for your kindness. you're welcome. let me go look at it. let me have a good look at everyone. i'm just having fun.
15:36 yeah, i'm just doing my little painting as if i don't. oh, mouth all the time anyway. i wonder if i have time to add something cute. it was too ambitious. i like what you're doing there. honestly, if you see me, maybe just let me paint like just out of kindness. just like let me have fun for a little while. oh no. everyone hold your camera. you got me. you got me. as they're approached. no. damn, that's pretty good. oh, you're the green m&m rick.
16:20 anatomically correct, or...
16:25 i genuinely could remember. does she have boobs? i'm probably not right. i hate that well in the image i'm referring to. yes, it does. my brain went to eminem with a lady. i don't know why that's what that's her. when was she like feminine? oh, feminine. oh, that's nice. i'm an m. i'm feminine. oh my. we need a fan.
16:49 i need to see your feminine in im. feminin on monon, but feminine im in im. that is also a fucking eminem line. he'd be, i'm the feminine im in im, right? lin manuel miranda.
17:07 it is like every angle except the one that i looked at today. oh, really? that is the top of the game with me. it looks like a floating guy from my angle. so nice. i've eminem and lin manuel miranda ever like collabed because it would be pretty bad. they should do a rap. holy shit. okay. but you know, eminem would just win when he went and he's orange.
17:35 yeah, you know? remember, i need zorin. it's so good, dude. i watched that again the other day. i know. i think it was my worst decade because i was like, holy shit, i can't believe it. okay, now that i've died, i want to say i started on a different poster and started painting and the poster changed while i was painting. what? it was crazy.
17:58 i'm trying to find this green m&m photo and i can't find it which makes me even more worried for the friend who sent it to me. dream was the minecraft youtuber or like the thing you have when you sleep?
18:15 i didn't hear anyone even say that word. no. oh shit. i'm dying. take one of the patches off right now. he's experiencing a lethal dose of bergamot extract. a voice telling him it's safe to dream. it's safe to dream.
18:45 i'm worried that these whistles are in another room. oh, i found it. yes, i found it. how do you do spoiler in the discord? because i'm gonna put this behind something. double vert line on each side. also, if you just paste an image in or something, there should be a little option to... you can right click on it, yeah. yeah, like right click at spoiler, i think.
19:14 that reminds me, i never looked at the naked old man that stefan sent in our group chat yesterday. lovely. he said i'm gonna put it on view once. i forgot to view it, so let me just scroll back and see what he looked like. i posted it. oh my god! hold on, hold on. that is really bad. holy shit!
19:39 damn, i should have drawn that one. oh my god. test? no, no, no, i cannot show this. i definitely can't show this. yeah. it's nothing. so she took her skin off? it's gonna like return your candy coating. yeah. the candy coating really holds those things back, i will say. yeah, it really does. yeah, yeah.
20:03 it's the kind of thing where you just kind of want to get a new monitor, i feel like. leaving this to burn in on somebody's plasma tv. yeah, i've left this up for far too long. yeah, i'm gonna go ahead and close that window. yeah, no leave it!
20:17 well, it's so good. yeah, you have to click out of a chat and then back in. right click download. it's gone. yeah. small shared experience we all have. we're gonna meet up in a cabin 20 years from now and talk about that image. wait, did we get horse dicked?
20:43 oh, we got horse dick. yeah, sorry. i got horse dick? really? it's like one of those movies where like we all get invited to a party by a mysterious billionaire and then we slowly unravel the common thread that unites us all. yes. yes. kind of reminds me of a picture i saw one time. yep, and uh... the picture hands? daniel craig is the...
21:10 dude, this is all really good. everyone did so good. i really, really like charlotte's hype illustration.
21:19 i just tried to play with the meat, but the meat is like the most carefully rendered thing in this entire game. it's the highest quality. it is so detailed. oh, now. good job. am i supposed to see this eminem image? look at liz with the wheat. i fucking missed it. liz with the wheat. yeah, the wheat is crazy. i know, it's so op to be an artist in this game.
21:45 it's like charlotte i like the rose very much. at the risk of talking about this rule 34 post two streams in a row considering i could just do it on saturday as well. i mean, we are talking about nude fictional characters. i can't stop thinking about i spend a lot of time on rule 34 for my job as a streamer as we as we all know. your unpaid job is a moderator.
22:11 i paid $120,000 a year. i can't remember why i was looking up daffy duck on rule 34, just because i thought it would be fun and funny. but i did find an image that has haunted me until this day of it was daffy duck sort of just on a forest lane.
22:32 and he was like slightly yassified, but like mostly the same that he already is. and then he's facing away from the camera and looking back at it and he just had a, it was an ai image and it put a human asshole on this cartoon image of daffy duck.
22:50 and i love the fact that you can so clearly tell that somebody just prompted claude or mid journey to just for like sexy daffy with asshole
23:07 when you send him the nude and he hits you with the thufferin' fucker hat. his beak goes around backwards. watching your local lake drop an inch while it generates a daffy ducks asshole. oh god. wait. wait.
23:32 i'm trying to find a place to go still. oh, yeah, i know i'm multitasking. i'm trying to decipher talk texts from my mother at the moment i'm just stealing a spot from someone else i saw once because i've i don't know how to do this map justin i ever tell you that once uh, my mom was staying at an airbnb in vancouver soon after we had our child and uh, she meant to text
23:56 i'm safe inside, but instead she texted man inside. oh no. and then went to bed.
24:09 oh my god. this is soft responding. parents love to fire off a text and immediately go to bed. they love to just text and go straight to bed. yeah, nothing makes parents more tired than sending a psychotic text message.
24:29 i got a like an all time mom text yesterday which is don't go in the it's like when it was hot in new york like she goes don't go in the misters they're giving everyone legionnaires disease. oh man. ah those misters. those misters. well i've done nothing with my time here this is... yeah i'm kind of just still walking around thinking. i'm just i'm just drawing a fun image yeah. i had um
24:57 co worker story where she was texting like ryan's mom to our like manager at the job site. however, it wasn't like a misclick like she in the text said she was it was all like hiding in closet.
25:15 oh no. person inside call cops and my boss just like ignored it. i mean he's very busy. she just showed up at work the next day like rapping with trump. it was really weird. so was it like, was she like trying to get out of work? um, kind of, kind of vibes people were. that's my first instinct when i'm trying to get out of work is to claim i'm being home invaded.
25:43 like actively. she was, she got fired not soon after though. i'm doing the classic. i just don't really have much time to finish it. what i'm going to say to whoever might see me is i'm just going to say this. maybe just be nice. maybe just be nice to me. yeah, practice kindness. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone should be nice to me. everyone
26:15 i hate when people make jokes. it's the worst game. take it fucking seriously. shut up. like, just stop like a fucking game. oh, i see. oh, i see. god. yes, justin. yes. yes. yes. thank you. thank you. i mean,
26:43 okay, yeah, i see what has happened. i think i can get away with it. ryan, this is honestly amazing. it's not too bad, right? libby, the comparison in anatomy of ours is so compelling. wait, okay, let me see yours. charlotte, have you just got another thing? oh my god. yes. slut. same brain. pat, you like what you see, big boy? okay, okay.
27:14 charlotte, you've just gotten out of a full body cupping session. just all over. you're mr. blobby! no, i tried to be the burnt peanut. i thought i got that face down at least. yeah, the face is good actually. i thought you were mr. blobby. honestly, i was like, why does that? the face is crazy. yeah, you are burnt peanut. really good. wait, is the burnt peanut the annoying orange? because they look like... they're like, basically. they're like, a proto carmadon. yes, exactly.
27:46 i feel for this positioning effort right now. there's one pose that just like touching one button makes it just like spin like a top and you're just it drives me insane. you don't have to do this.
28:06 that's really good though. i gave you a kiss before i uh... thank you for the kiss. thank you. charlotte, the face on your hunter when you're sliding around on your belly is like very good. oh! yes, ryan! it looks like you surprised a snake and they're looking up at you. i think that's it right there. you've mastered it. damn, that's pretty good.
28:41 what the heck here? oh, i must be in the chair somewhere. i'm still thinking about spiritual lee cousins and that just being like a really dusty old like gospel country lp you find at a future shop. i'm spiritual lee cousins. i'm still thinking about libby saying a pussy heifer.
29:06 i'm sorry, i forgot. i cannot tell you how much fear that instills in me when someone has a discord introduction. it's the scariest thing in my entire life. i'm gonna text someone home invasion and then not respond.
29:25 it comes in like different audio channels than like regular discord every time and so i feel like i have like a donation alert that i don't know about playing suddenly. wait, i didn't put this in there.
29:39 yeah, yours only comes through my left earphone which really made me yeah that one only came through my left too which was really funny. i thought it was in the game for a second. yes, me too. and i haven't seen the movie so i was like i don't want to say anything or they're gonna think i'm not cool. how's this for a bit? porn star that only does it with democrats.
30:02 i only came in the left. okay. okay. okay. yeah. yeah. sorry. no, it's good. it's crazy in here. i feel like in the same, uh, like spiritual vein of, uh, a home invader and then just like never replying was when i was, uh, staying in a hotel room and playing pub g.
30:24 and screamed there's a guy in my room and he has a gun? yeah, i was there. i was there for that. oh, that was so scary. that's funny because you could be alone in your room and screaming there's a guy in my room and he has a gun. come on now. why? not then i couldn't. i guess i couldn't. no, sorry.
30:50 yeah, maybe like nine different ways now. come on. good. oh, this is a nice sneaky spot. yeah, i stole it. don't give me too much credit. all right. they're in a different room and they're in a safe. what i feel like is bad about my spots is when people find other people that go, oh, and then they shoot and mine is just always a silent, like, joyless execution.
31:15 every time i look at ryan he's readjusted into a different not quite correct position, but he's still alive. perfect is the enemy of good man.
31:25 that's true. oh ryan's ingesting the entire time. i don't know if anyone was suspecting charlotte, but there's a poster of britton which you stopped and looked at for ten seconds before... just checking for errors. just homesick. god, alright, that's funny. the fake light.
31:47 it wasn't meant to be funny, but thank you. that's funny. it was meant to be unnerving.
32:00 it's a bit of a psychological thriller type thing. it's kind of meant to evoke like a sense of familiarity but also a fear of the unknown simultaneously. i'm the liminal light. the liminal light. i like the pee pee. thank you.
32:18 thank you for complimenting my peepee. is cloning like limited? yeah, yeah. i get two. dude, i haven't successfully cloned myself. i always fuck it up. dr. evil be like. yeah, i was going to say in and out of game. that is true. that is true. good. it was perfect. a little bit of. i'll hunt.
32:50 just don't do clock town again. that'll work impossible, man. they did really fuck up in goldmember. a, by not making them love space, but b, they could have introduced like a mega me that was like four times bigger than dr. evil.
33:09 they tried but his organs were regular size and he died on the table. i'm picturing the image of like the chimpanzee with the nasal diffuser in. you know what i'm talking about? i don't know what the device is called. a nebulizer maybe? oh, a nebulizer.
33:34 as my kid memories, throwing it back. denny, are you into the game? i just had to get it to update and i'm just opening it now. nice. if you haven't seen the opposite of the green m&m photo, one of the greatest photos, have you seen the photo of that mascot who injured himself and they're stretcher ing him off in costume? and it's just a frog on a stretcher that looks like he's dead? i haven't seen that one either. he's fine, i think. i'll find it.
34:04 one of the best mascot things ever is the footage of the toronto raptor falling on rollerblades. oh yeah. the gif, it's so fucking funny. i think i know this. because he's falling for so long. it's the inflatable raptor. oh yeah. yeah, when you're like starting to fall and trying to stop for so long. and then he's completely flat face down on the ground and his tail starts to droop as it starts to break. oh my god.
34:32 okay the frog picture is really good. yeah, and the other mascots are all concerned so they're standing around him.
34:42 alright, here we go. so sorry, can somebody give me the code? yeah, it's in the general channel. what's in the general echo? the drama. like a renaissance painting. wait, there's multiple angles of this? oh my god. it does sort of look like this is what pokemon would really be like if it happened, you know? like the pikachu carrying away the pidgey. did you get the info, demi?
35:13 i did, but it wasn't clear that it was that. so now, but yes, now i have it. i have figured it out. yeah, the real pokémon just like going up against some mewtwo and just watching your pokémon levitate and then be like folded into itself. like that lady from old, like all the bone snapping. you actually know how this happened to him, right?
35:42 yeah, mewtwo did it. frog, the frog. yeah, right, right. what happened to the frog? he tried to catch a fly ball. oh, come on, man. jesus christ. thank you, folks. twitch.tv slash pizza underscore. stringing up to 40 minutes each week.
36:07 he's getting the most toxic viewership that's like, more fly ball stuff. why don't we play fly ball stuff? and he does more fly ball stuff. i hope he doesn't always do the fly ball stuff. why aren't you doing the fly ball stuff too much? let's see if a custom map works again.
36:23 i have my twitch dashboard open and i just got a chat that said plus two. it's infectious.
36:48 yeah. oh, okay. i go blocky and it's the curviest map of all time. i'm just gonna... how do you kill your own character? in the console? me and you. ooh, can i do this? will this work? oh, i gotta try this.
37:01 we talked about not to bring it you know discussion back to pokemon on twitch.tv where they hate pokemon but the favorite the best thing ever is nintendo's just like super dismissive response to fans who have questions where their official thing for real like is it bad to put the pokemon on the ball and they're like no they like it in there actually shut up it's full of their favorite stuff go home anyone do pokemon go fest uh worldwide this weekend
37:34 no. yeah, me neither. that's still going on? yeah, apparently. i guess if you're still playing, you're so pot committed to the ecosystem at this point that you don't really care that all of your data has officially been sold to fucking palantir. yeah. i think they got all my shit already, to be honest. i mean, yeah.
38:01 oh my god, no no no. i made a clone. i signed up for an account on palantir.com and gave them all the information. yeah. yeah. i skipped the middleman. i got a phone wallpaper. yeah yeah yeah, except all cookies. i want to see the ranking of american secretary of states. what am i doing? i'm kinda... you know what? i'm going. i think you're doing a really good job. i'm watching and... you're doing great. what, do you have to be near the clones to kill them?
38:38 i don't know honestly. it's i can't kill them. i always can't kill mine i don't know what the i think there's a timer on him to know the timers done though. yeah guys you would love gemini man nice man
39:04 gamer coming out of gemini man being like, you know, i think that's my favorite movie because as the highest frame rate this isn't my best work but mine is close to being i'm is my look 3 48 a.m it's 3 48 a.m
39:33 yeah, what are you doing? yes, brother. sure. why did you say that like, babe? more like the emperor. yes, brother. yes, brother. well, because my puppy's near me and she's a coward, so she needs me to talk like i'm a batman.
39:52 i just thought of a really bad bit that i have to get out of my head or it's gonna infect me. that's bane trying to stay up late when his parents are looking. they expect one of us asleep in the bed, brother. i used to have a thing on my channel called mr. bane mode.
40:14 where it was rowan atkinson in the mask. oh, that's so good. i like that. and that's kind of how you say mr. bean as well, because of where you're from. mr. byee. mr. byee. and i would just, it would literally just be like, i was born with a turkey on my head. it's the shit like that, isn't it? wait, how are you not going to go, what happens if you take off the turkey? it would be very painful. for you.
40:46 who's a hunter? ah, dammit. it's me and ryan. yeah, it's me. ricky, please know this is a very normal one i'm about to say, but god, you look delicious. dang, my man. too bad. i drew a really hungry guy.
41:07 jim davis and vennen garfield. proudly opening the door to his office and announcing it. oh god. are you jesse ventura? who are you? i think he's like a dracula. i just thought it would be like a guy who's like really excited to eat sushi.
41:36 that was the seed. that makes a lot of sense. that was the germ that became this. that's why it's really unidentifiable. okay, this is really good, but you gotta go. oh, shut up. perfect amount of seed. thank you, thank you. but you know a guy like this always looks for the otoro first. exactly. i didn't know your hungry ass was hunting or else i would have been something different.
42:05 what's wrong with want no door? it's not you the guy i drew is not you. all right, he's wearing like a light green v neck like yeah, i would never do that dude that's really into phoenix or something like that the band not the city. yeah, yeah into the city i think yeah, it was me. i think a really fun sub goal for you one day would be a steven segal goatee.
42:33 oh fuck. yeah. yeah, yeah i could do that. no! ow! sorry, i'm sorry. under the floorboards. i did go back to mustache last night. i was taking a shower before bed and i was like, i just wanna fucking do this. yeah. you look good, dude. yeah, it looks great. i'm gonna soak these in and the next time someone goes, ugh, get rid of that, i'll remember this. yeah, well, fuck, actually. oh, who's whistling at ah. i think you should bleach it.
43:08 i'm sorry. i think you should just brown hair, brown eyes, and bleach blonde mustache. yeah. how would you put that? charlotte, i've just seen you.
43:21 i'm taking the tool tips advice because i couldn't find it. okay, this is very nice. this is brave. ryan, i think you should come look at charlotte. she's in the bathroom. someone's just walking around. i'm acting natural! oh no, hey, my chair! waiter, waiter, my rice?
43:44 yeah, you gotta go to the bathroom, ryan. you gotta look at charlotte. she's done something very unfair. okay, don't tell him when he has to, alright? he can decide. i run a tight ship here. i need to make sure everyone's as empty as they possibly can so i can tell them, good girl. oh, well.
44:07 it's really good. didn't hesitate. that's a masterful gambit. never works on libby. interestingly enough. yeah, it's weird. i'm curious. they call her libby rowling. god, liz, yours is so fantastic.
44:39 thank you. thank you. honestly, everybody who's still in the game right now did incredible work. if you're out, you suck. mine really did suck. i was in the fetal position crammed behind a bunch of barrels and i just felt bad so that i just gave up and acted natural. no whistles? jeez.
45:07 guy disappointed it and is competing in the wet t shirt contest. get a couple of those words wrong, how about that, huh? i'll give you one on the house. yeah.
45:23 for a second, it did sound like you said computing in the wet t shirt contest. yes. which is kind of cool to imagine a guy running algorithms in his mind while he's trying to be distracted by a wet t shirt contest. absorbing it through my google glass. dustin, yours is truly incredible. thank you. from a hunter perspective, you are invisible.
45:49 i'll be back in a sec. i have to turn my poppies white noise machine off. i think they were trying to get rid of a cursed dog and demi fell for it. oh, that's really good. you weren't thirsty enough. that's really good. yeah, he was hungry but he wasn't thirsty. oh, that's because i also drew a guy who only drinks water.
46:16 yeah. he didn't grow up in the house. sorry. you drink tea probably. oh my god, you were here the whole time. the whole time? that's really good, justin. wow. that was fish. that's good fish. the deep v neck is compelling, man. i haven't really thought about those since like 2011.
46:38 when i was listening to never shout never. y'all know what i'm talking about? y'all remember the fucking american apparel deep v necks? little boys? dudes playing some damn ukuleles?
46:52 you know, for the people who know what i look like this will track as someone who works security in an urban outfit. you had an immediate fight or flight response to the presence of a v neck. do you know how many sri racha shirts i folded in my life? that's fucking brutal.
47:20 the best was like, you have no there is no back room but people are just like, they're dead set that you have more in the back. so you just stop arguing with them and you go stand in the bathroom and come back out and go now we're out sorry. i did a first like real job interview i ever did was a group interview for urban outfitters and i didn't oh my god
47:43 i did not say a sub. oh my god, wait liz if we would have stuck to our guns we could have been up in the same tier of management by now. we could have. that's what they told us anyway. we actually had your picture ricky and all this to get hired laughed at it we were like this guy wants to work at urban outfitters.
48:05 i was technically security but not really for insurance so i wasn't allowed to chase anybody if they shoplifted. all i could do was just kind of be like, hey, shoplift me. i worked at trader joe's downtown in the loop and
48:21 a guy came in and stole a bunch of food and i don't know why but my manager just decided he was going to sprint after him and the guy he grabbed he like got his hand on the guy's shoulder and the guy bit his fucking finger. i would say it really doesn't matter how much sweet acidophilus milk they're taking you can probably just let it go.
48:47 yeah, that was where you weren't allowed to chase them. somebody just turned around and stabbed the guy that was chasing him. so they were like, no, do that. also, i also worked at creator jazz. we are resume twins. look at us. i worked at a late night pizza place and we had a really drunk guy come in one day and try to start fights. and when the manager came in,
49:08 he was like, hey man, next time that happens, just like drag the guy outside and beat the shit out of him. i was like, what? no. i'm here to deliver pizzas. that'd be a fucking bouncer.
49:20 i don't want to. i don't want to go to the team. what the heck? i did not last at that job. yeah. i looked at a pizza place in high school and there was a woman who would call and order pizzas and when i would answer the phone she would say, no, i need to speak to a man. she wouldn't talk. oh damn. wow. brutal. well, i hope she's dead.
49:49 a random story about the pizza place was, it was a late night pizza place and it was owned by like, it was like a ghost kitchen before ghost kitchens. like it was a different restaurant but we would move in when they closed and sell pizzas under a different name. it was run by a bunch of band guys and they were like, hey man, if any of our friends come through, specifically they named, like if daryl from glassdriver comes in, you can just hook him up or like, you know.
50:15 i'm like, oh, ok. and like my second night working, daryl came in with like 30 people and they were all expecting free pizza. and i that's a test, man. i fucking panicked, man. i, i did not give them all free pizza. yeah. your manager was like, yeah, daryl, he wears a big purple hat and he's got yellow shoes. and i got your manager with a mustache and a purple hat and yellow shoes comes in and is like, i'm daryl. i'd like free pizza.
50:44 that was a fun job though. we were supposed to be open until 4am, but at about 1am the guy making the pizzas would turn to me and go, you wanna watch ninja turtles and smoke weed? yeah! and then we would just lock the door and watch ninja turtles. that guy just fucking loves pizza. all pizza themed meat. he's like, it's research, it's research! when's the most amount of slices of pizza anybody here has eaten in one sitting?
51:14 i'm not sure i've marked the occasion to be honest. dude, i definitely have the lowest number. two comedians i know did like as a joke a show where they both raced to eat a large pizza by themselves and everyone thought it would be funny and it was one of the most upsetting things i've ever watched. it took like 20 minutes and the last 10 of it was like the last three slices and was just slow like pained. it was
51:41 miscalculated at best anyways, they're doing great yeah, i've definitely like crushed up high but i think i forgot a lot of pie man easily yeah, yeah, this has nothing to do with what we were just talking about but i i thought i ordered hot dogs
52:02 didn't order hot dogs guys. what the hell did you order? these are spicy chicken sandwiches and hot dog buns for some reason like right now, yeah right now what was it labeled? i wish it had like a really good rating score. so i was like this looks good i go for a hot dog. so i just ordered like the most popular two hot dogs and some french fries and
52:25 it's my spicy chicken sandwiches, man. it's really good though. i mean it had high rating. great idea. no, you got justin. i got got no. i know my medieval weaponry. medieval weaponry expert.
52:59 i was not ready for that. when i opened this box up, it was a jump scare, dude. i'm so looking forward to my damn tacos today. now i get it and i like it. whistle simply doesn't. is someone doing a ricky spot over here? they're going ricky. what? wait, pay themselves with a movie recommendation? i just like looked in a corner that was like in between everything.
53:32 i'm sorry, how is that a rick? i did it one time? you know how many times i painted myself as a sultry naked man, but for some reason that's not a ricky spot? i told you! sultry naked man. sultry naked man. oh, dami, i gotta say, uh, the name of your podcast has ruined any time i have to do any scheduling with, uh,
54:08 like uk based ad agencies because they're like oh you have to be here at like 2 bst and then i just start thinking about big soft titty. oh yeah we're talking about big soft titty. i love 2 bst. i'll listen to two episodes and i'll be there. i don't see them. no it's not big salty titties. it's bigsofttitty.png.
54:42 i can't say your... you know what? i can't say your username, so you are forgiven for not knowing the name of my fucking shit podcast. hey man, why don't you fuck up? why don't you get away from where i am? that was just me watching.
55:06 oh, go ahead. i got sponsor stuff on thursday that was scheduled in bst and as a result, that's what resulted in my like quadruple booking on thursday. yeah, you can't be sending somebody a made up fucking time zone for scheduling some shit, man. they're gonna reply that they're like literally greenwich mean time or something like that and piss me off. i don't care if you do live on the prime meridian, that shit is not real.
55:33 grinch mean time. i do hate british summertime is the thing. you theoretically got splattered by paint when someone else died. the hunters can see it, right? interesting. ricky, i finished your joke in my head, by the way.
55:55 yeah, what was my joke? me too. i believe that was you saying it. somebody said grinch mean time and then you said that's the first and i believe the rest of that was the first 80% of the movie. yes, well done. excellent. my dear boy. excellent job.
56:15 yes, yes, marvelous. marvelous, yes. all of us are having a wonderful time. i've seen someone hide there before and the whistle was just like target located, you know? before it was me, 90 seconds of watching apollo literally echo locate me by standing in one place and triangulating my position. everybody wanted to take a walk, all right? i mean, gladly. he's upgraded to smoothie.
56:44 liz, what you're doing right now is so smart. i'm doing my best, thank you.
56:51 i think that might have been the only whistle i heard. oh, this is high level fucking strategy. next to where someone else exploded, but i don't know where that is. you ever realize how much everyone hates the fucking hunters? like i want nothing but misery for them every single time. jesus christ. they put a lot of effort into these hiding spots, okay? i don't want you to ruin it.
57:14 oh my gosh. if they don't find everybody, they should be executed afterwards. wow, justin. i really love yours. i was like the first one got to. oh, you literally do have splatter on you. that's crazy. i put it on there. justin, it was so good, man. yeah, justin, i thought you were gonna cruise. it is unfortunate. yeah, i feel bad that you were, i immediately clocked your legs. libby.
57:43 huh? nice try libby. i'm a sword. i'm the master sword.
57:56 somebody can pick me up from this, this struggle. swing me at your thighs. i stopped glowing just to wait until your struggle.
58:17 i lost the plot there, i heard beef stroganoff. i also heard beef stroganoff, yeah. when i stop glowing beef stroganoff.
58:32 oh god. i like to just, i don't know, if someone's saying medieval shit in that voice, that's just gonna stick in my head. this is nice, yeah. i will take the throne! oh, big lord. usurper. i'm on team. usurper is so good.
59:01 they were usurping all the time back then, it's crazy. yeah, they don't seem to be usurping anymore. i know, we should get back to usurping. what map is this that you're on? uh, this is the swimming pool. the wha huh? is this swimming pool? my friends dave and allie have this bit that's like gotten me every time we're just out of nowhere one of them goes, the vodiac killer.
59:27 that's nice.