I took my medicine so I can play today (Meccha Chameleon)
Northernlion2026-07-15Meccha Chameleon
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the final exam of furniture making class should be having your teacher take a big cozy nap inside of your piece of furniture. the autocad teacher in my school was the father of one of our friends.
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and like, god, we took photoshop from that class. like, like, it's like stole it and we're just going there to play games and we'd be smoking cigarettes and you come on. come on, guys. you can't do this. we're like, ah, come on. and he like very desperately wanted us all to like him. so he'd be like, ok, ok, that is great. walked all over that guy.
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i remember the floor of you just smoking cigarettes constantly. yeah, me and justin had the exact opposite school experiences. i don't think there's a single similarity whatsoever. so in school, if you got caught smoking a cigarette, you would get what they called a type a suspension. and that just meant your parents had to sign you in the next day. and that's all it was. and i racked up like 300 type a suspensions. but my mom was a single mother who had to go to work at 7am. so i'd just show up and they'd be like, your mother has to sign you in. and i'd be like, well, she can't.
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and they'd be like, all right. life hack. yeah. for getting people to stop smoking. yep. yeah. it was a lot of, a lot of teen smoking for me. my freshman year of high school, i was wearing the extra large creed t shirt that i wore every single day.
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and i was in shop class and one of the sleeves of it got caught in a drill and the drill just started like sucking me up. final destination? pretty much, but then like the helper, there was a special education kid in the class who had like a sort of like full time helper around to help him and stuff and she ran over and kind of very quickly untangled it.
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and in that moment i was like, i think this is what i need. this is my sacrifice. i love past stories. you're good stories. all right, i'm gonna, i'll put us in for now and more folks can join as they come. can i tell you something super embarrassing for a guy playing a video game?
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i took two grab all before the stream started and i have two motion sickness patches behind my ears. just to make sure my little equilibrium system doesn't get too screwed up by this game where you paint on yourself and walk around. are those real motion sickness patches? they're... real is an interesting term. they're like herbal supplements.
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okay, may or may not have some effect. yeah, it says like supports your motion sickness system on the packet away. i'll say the thing that helps me the most with this is always making sure i'm max scrolled out. max scrolled out. like use the scroll wheel to zoom out as far as possible. yeah, that is good. that helps me a lot. oh, i'm the hunt uh, it's always me and mouth. hello.
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crazy how bad motion sickness can be, because like ryan, i have no problems with like every video game that isn't the oberden. oh, really? it annihilates my head, the graphics. oh, that's such a shame. it's such a good game. it is. i've tried to play like four times. have you tried adjusting the fov? hey, come on. that's what i was saying. i wasn't saying anything. oh no, it's the fov goblin. here he is. i'm not very particular about that.
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the way the ground moves in this game that i think would make it. yes, yes. i'd never gotten it until i was playing like a sherlock holmes game and for some reason that was the first one like motion shooters, like movement shooters, whatever but just spinning the fuck out in 220b baker street just absolutely puking my shit up.
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i played a mini golf vr game with charlotte once and got physically ill, so i oh no. oh god. yeah. didn't you play puck, ryan? that game was oh my god, that's another game i could never play. yeah, but that was the sacrifice i was willing to make. yeah. until people got really good and then i was like, fuck this. yeah. i have there's a clip that exists of it, of me trying to play half life alyx in vr.
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and i'm like, oh yeah, i feel a little weird. i don't know about this. and then i try to go down a ladder and i had to just sit down for like 45 minutes. it destroyed me. i played there was some like vr game where you like swung around like spider man and it was very fun. and then i went down and like did a big drop and it was at work because they had work vr work. and i like did the big drop and like threw the headset off because i was about to throw up on the floor of the office. oh god.
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sorry, they had you playing spider man vr at work? yeah, it's a company called college humor. they're pretty cool. ever heard of it? they like to party. pigdog works at the pretending to be spider man factory. someone's gotta do it. i saw the episode of dirty jobs on that. god.
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guys, i forgot how to play this game. i suck. oh, come on. he's sandbagging. i believe it when i see it. i'm painting myself. it's nice. oh, they fixed the... you can't go in the wall anymore? is that shit? ah, yeah. i just tried. this is very scumbagaly. it's so good. scumbagaly. oh! sorry, i felt... sounds like a hobbit name. it does. this spot sucks? yeah, i know. thanks. thanks for telling me.
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apollo chat, low key toxic. justin, um... i mean it's just the worst spot of all time. uh, justin, i saw your beef on instagram and it inspired me to do my own beef. oh, nice. i'm gonna cook my beef today.
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after either after stream or i thought you meant beef with another individual. yeah, i was fighting and it made libby want to fight someone. yeah, i was like, actually that sounds awesome. yeah, yeah, i could do that. i'm gonna get in an argument on the internet. yeah, yeah. i have a skirt steak marinating for carne asada tacos. yum, yum, yum. nice. i did the thing where i realized my spot's only good if you look at it from exactly one perfect angle. mm hmm, that's the game.
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what's the game? oh, i just heard some fucker whistle. are you miss piss? yeah, i'm missus piss. that's good. lovely. that's what we call digby if she pisses somewhere that's not the litter box. i thought boba was pissing in my bed and i was shocked and i was like, oh no, something might be wrong and then i realized he just licks the bed. in such a way that it creates a massive wet spot. yeah, yeah, yeah. sometimes they really be dribbling. yeah.
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he loves licking stuff. yeah nina will make massive wet spots on the couch. i'm like bro please. yeah i'm making a wet spot right now. nice. yummy. come on how'd you find me? was that you? yeah.
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for you, honestly, he was not wrong. it wasn't a great spot for apollo. is your mouth, the drawing you've done on yourself, he had diarrhea on his front? or is that like hair? i think it's pubes. i've got a ginger bush. ginger bush. also, a mattering of pubes.
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and now is he a fan of the shining or is he in some way related to the shining? he's part of a stanley kubrick fan club. okay, that'll do it. that was actually just on the flash at the tattoo shop. just head and ass rum. it was friday the 13th so it was like $50. so how can you pass it up?
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i miss god, this is gonna be the oldest thing i've ever said. i missed when friday the 13th tattoos were $13. back in my day, now they're $1,500. you can get a damn chico stick for a nickel. so friday the 13th being cheap tattoo day is just a thing that everybody knows.
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yeah, i was totally lost. thank you for saying that. well, okay, okay. i guess this is not as much of an alternative crowd at that time. us tatted up baddies know all about it. i'm tatted up. i didn't know it at all. it's true you are tatted up. yeah. ass fat in my head. she a bad bad? she already know it?
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when i was really broke and starting to get a lot of tattoos, i've got probably like $12, $13 friday the 13th tattoos. i have a lot of them. that's awesome. they're good too, they're not bad tattoos. one's a little sharp. is it like each, like if you went in and could you get like four tattoos for $13 each or is it like... it's usually always from a sheet.
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and there's usually a line, yeah. you couldn't just be like i'm getting my whole back done today. right. unless you were getting like 40 smiley faces or 40 hearts that said mom. hello. hello.
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very nice paint job, by the way. thank you. i've been thinking a lot about how camouflage works. that is totally something that pat would think about. you are doing that, yeah. just reading one of those cardboard books about chameleons. making notes. interesting. i'm annotating my zoo books, yes? yes. something wrong with that? and on the first day, he ate one strawberry.
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on the second day he ate two oranges. oh, hello. okay, i literally read that to my kid last night. i'm sorry. i just happened to climb this wonderful man here.
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she gets really worried when the hundred caterpillar looks sad because he has a tummy ache. he should, he's a gluttonous pig. hey! after he got a tummy ache he ate one piece of lettuce and then he felt better. then he felt better, exactly. no, that's good. he eats a leaf and it helps.
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you should try having ibs that piece of lettuce is gonna not do that. oh, yeah general in the ibs army, dude
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everyone's got such nice spots except ricky uses a real scumbag. i'm i'm i'm a fucking loser and i should die. it's fine. well, the chameleons won, so i guess i guess it worked out. everybody won. everybody did equally as well. ricky, you piece of shit. it's war.
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oh, pat. that's wonderful. yeah, that is really good camouflage liz. oh, i see. that's really good. i kind of wandered around too. i forgot to say the name. so, imagine if nobody said my name in the good spot list. great spot! science in japan! must be terrible. apollo, if you say things like that, it cheapens the good jobs that we give everyone else. yeah. right, right, right.
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i was joking also now, speaking of ibs, my doctor's calling, i'll be right back. no sweat, no sweat. all of these are really good. the little dragon head ornaments. yeah, the dragon ornaments. i like the dragon head. i almost did that and then i panicked and ran. i like eli's smiling guy with his thang out, yeah. his thang. i know his doctor is saying something like, there's some mistake, we asked for a stool sample, but what you gave us is actually like a liquid.
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we were expecting some kind of like brown solid thing. i had to recently, they wanted to give me a poop test and they implied that i had diarrhea but i didn't. she was like you could pour it from this into the thing. i'm like well there's no pouring. there's no pouring at all. this would be stupid.
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i like the idea of a guy finding out about diarrhea for the first time in medical school. he's like, what is this? oh my god. i like the, uh, i keep seeing the post going around that says, uh, i hope the diarrhea i have isn't the diarrhea that's on the news. i heard about that. i see a problem. i have the famous diarrhea. this is a new official map that i haven't seen yet.
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egypt. egypt. egypt. egypt. the hospital was calling being like, how are you going to give us money? you need to give us money for your procedure. and i was like, i already have a pit.
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this isn't the advice. this isn't like you can't no one can sue me for this advice. yep. yes. okay. but anytime i've gone to like the hospital or something or any like big medical bill, i just pretend it doesn't exist.
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okay, and i'm after a few years. they're like just please give us like anything and i'm like, yeah, i'll give you five percent of what i owe you this isn't true what i'm about to say, but that's actually a strategy in you to listen right now $4,000 ct scan i haven't paid that didn't happen. but yeah, it's such an interesting. hypothetically. i'm still cooking on an mri bill from two years ago i'm just you know, they keep texting me like
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oh, you might be able to pay less and i'm like great. i'll do that. the hospital already did that for me because i also had just the generic hospital bills and they were like if we give you a discount will you pay us? and i was like sure. but the ct guys have not done that yet and um, you know. you can wait them out for sure. yeah, i'm waiting them out. yep. it's a cool map, but boy do i not see anything to blend in with. yeah, not at all.
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i also found out that the price i would have paid if i just paid for the mri upfront without using insurance was half of what i owed my insurance because they charged it to my... oh sorry, owe the hospital because they charge it to my insurance. isn't that cool? that is cool. i have to call my insurance today because i noticed by looking at my receipts that every time i go get my meds, they've charged me something different. and pranks. well, yeah, yeah. and i use good rx.
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it's dynamic pricing however much you need it. so one of my meds is normally $25 and the last time i went it was $800. so i didn't fill it and i don't know why it's become $800.
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hmm. it may be that they've changed... like, each year the pharmacy benefit managers reset their coverage or whatever, they'll change shit. i don't know. i hate that. i hate that. i hate them. oh, i'm not done painting at all. me neither. i'm like, uh... i got nothing going on here. i think i got some good ideas. they've not begun painting, but i'm gonna get there. there's enough space, you fuck. alright, well...
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the other one is my vyvanse. i usually use goodrx because it makes it 50 bucks and i went once and they're like, oh no, your insurance covers this. it's only 20. i was like, oh great. and then the last time i went to get it, it was 200 again. that's so fucking cool. jesus. very annoying. insurance. we love that stuff. great healthcare system we have. i love having choice.
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okay. i'm also trying to think about how camouflage works, but i am not doing a good job. oh, this map rocks. oh my god. ooh, it'll be so fun to paint with shinies. i know, i was thinking how fun this would be to paint in. wave, mouth. i love it.
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i was just gonna say to yours, yeah. great minds think alike, right? yeah, yeah. ooh, this is a tricky one. ricky, that's it's gonna happen at some point. just let it happen. is ricky being mlg ricky? oh! i'm sorry, i'm sorry. ricky's telling me to watch cure from 1997. oh god, it's so good, man. i believe that. arguably one of the best.
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yeah, but have you guys seen minions and monsters? i did just see the minions movie. i'm hearing good things. it actually takes me out that you liked minions, the standalone minions movie. it wasn't bad. i didn't like love it. like i'm not going to sit there and like, like i wouldn't watch it. change your facebook profile picture to be a minion maybe?
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yeah. and for anyone asking why, i was watching hannah's stream and hannah was going to watch hereditary but then everyone was like, yeah, there's nudity in that.
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well, so then she watched minions instead. yeah, well i mean she had to censor the full frontal parts of minions. i'm really happy with my camo. when the minions leading out the window screaming banana and gets cleaved in half by the
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they got in a car full of hitchhikers and it was like a nice little family and they all pulled out guns and started shooting at cops and i was like, what the fuck? minions is not what i thought it was. in the minions movie? yeah, yeah. the minions are bad people. oh, this is a really nice paint job. i am going to shoot you though. oh. no. this is fair. it was beautiful, apollo.
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i went to breakfast with my friend faith a couple weeks ago and she started describing the plot of the minions movie to me and then she continued describing the plot of the minion movie until she had summarized the entire thing. that's so nice. it took like 20 minutes. there were a few points where i was like, should i say like, okay yeah that's enough. i was like, you know what, no this is the way i'm gonna see the minions movie. we should have someone do that to you with boss baby.
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yeah that was me that was me that was on my list after the 20 minutes are up you say ah sorry i missed that could you go again i don't remember had boss baby can a baby driver i'd boss baby and baby two different yeah yeah
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i still don't know which is which. hello charlotte! hello charlotte! hello! i didn't know i was invited. no it's okay, it's my i had messaged some people and i realized some of the messages were like, hey i might be doing this, i'll let you know. i think i did a bad job following them. really assumed that it was not included in this one, but now i am, so that's fine. hello. yeah, you should be able to join, you might just see a big void.
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until this round ends, but no. oh hello. oh yeah. that was really good though. i feel like i'm not doing clever ones today. okay. didn't help at all. wow, justin. i really like yours. thank you. thank you. i channeled your thoughts about camouflage.
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i can really read their camouflage, that should help. yeah, yeah, blending in. okay, looking for someone who's blending in with their background. yeah, on my screen none of the painting is loaded in so you all just look really stupid. why can't they just look stupid? charlotte, you wanna give us any hints or...
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i'm on a wall that is near some hieroglyphics. oh my god damn, i definitely looking at ricky. i think i had the wrong strategy on this one. oh, no you're trying way too now. i feel dumb it's when you look at ricky's it looks really bad but when you look at a hunter looking at ricky it looks really good and
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it's i am kind of amazed when i zoomed out that it actually looks and also my gimmick is actually working to my benefit, i think from a distance. oh yeah, i was like you're gonna get caught. you didn't do anything and then i saw it from someone else's eyes and i was like wait he's not there.
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he doesn't exist really i did the thing where i just started moving on accident well luckily it's not gonna matter yeah, it's basically a free round oh paula good stuff very nice five
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i like that three of us independently ran to spiderwebs like actual bugs. someone turned on a light and just screamed to a web. ricky, very good. i shot a spiderweb just in case it was the wrong spiderweb. justin, that's very good. what the fuck did apollo get found? that's crazy. that is really good.
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you worked so hard. that's such a bummer. even use the shiny egyptian paint with the ground up beetles and shit. oh wow, that is really good. how'd you do that? llamas lazuli. okay art school. got a couple cardboard books about egypt, not to break. well done everyone. well done, well done.
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all right, let's see. let's see. i did download some new ones. there's another official map to write. well, there's one i see. i think it's official. it's in the list. it's got a big race. it has a big red x through it, though. oh, ok. forbidden map. i don't know what that means. oh, i think it's saying it's not dynamic because the others are all a bunch of green dice and this one's a red dice with an x through it.
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oh, so there's no randomization. morph used to be like, green dice or red dice. it's all a one. i've been told it's bad. we can go look at it though. i've also heard that it's bad, but... well, let's go to the sewer instead. that's not possible, i saw a clip of the burnt peanut playing on that map and he was being very loud, so that has to mean that it's fine.
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dude, i feel like my idea of the machine is not working, man. that's what i call my brain. the idea of the machine is not working. apollo pedaling his bicycle with a propeller. justin, i was literally like, am i gonna? and then you were like, am i gonna? so... i don't know if i could come the right shape for this. let's see.
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how do i rotate my character? hold left click to spin your guy. no, that's my camera. i want to spin my guy. hold left click and then move the dna on the... move your dna. yeah, maybe dna. oh, gattaca. yes, dude. oh, man. dude, i take showers like d&m hawk and gattaca. you swim in the shower?
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no, i'm scrubbing until there's no more skin left on my body. oh my god. just the opening of that fritz i take showers like ethan hawken sounds like it's the most vexing lp line yeah well, i can remember about that movie is the doctor being like man you got a fine penis and
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that's what i like about ethan. i'm just fine before that scene being like hey, i have some ideas of stuff trying to work with this mixed results. oh, no, i hate when i wish you could just be flat in this game like just let me completely flat. yeah, i wish you could just clone your environment around you.
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that'd be so nice. i overcommitted way too late. let's go. i'm just having a nice time, i think. yeah. don't i sound like i am? british person having the best day of their life. i'm just having a nice time. they should have a game mode where you just like there's no hunters and everyone just makes a little painting. everyone goes, oh, nice job. oh, yeah. baby mode.
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yeah, yeah. and then there's one person you look at and everyone goes, all right. pick of the round. i don't know about this one. i can't wait to see what you're doing. i don't know about this one. let's get him, charlotte. question, if i paint now, is it gonna make brush sound? no, it doesn't make a brush sound. yeah, yeah, no sounds. and the little particles don't fly off either.
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alright, there's no splash. i feel like that would happen though like sloshing around turning my audio up to like 10,000% it's like it's your little splashes. oh, i made it worse well, whatever. alright, let's see what everyone else has done. i'm still working that's really good, right? i don't think it's gonna work, man. you know, probably not but
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you know, how do i can i how do i g unit you or whatever? how do i thumb you? thumb you real good. oh charlotte. i love your pig. thank you. are you a percy pig? yes oh shit, i choose the third person i can't aim
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run! how do you change it to this? right click, go save route. dude, the dolphin was there for a second. you were like apex legends slag. it was working, it was working. libby, i love how much time you put into one part of this hiding place. oh right, yeah. oh well. i think it's good though.
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yeah, these are pretty good. okay, that's awesome. that's, man is that good. are you talking about me? yours is pretty good. oh wow. yeah. yeah. one of these is a lot better than all the others for sure. let's not say who so we can all think. yeah, exactly. let's clarify. i think one person here did a great job. am i gonna say who?
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what's going on here, eli? why would i explain that and why don't you know? i think i get it. well, this is much less nice than the other things. people are like, yeah, it's some world. yeah, i don't get it. i'm sorry. i think he's not trying to blend in. he's trying to look natural.
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yeah. yeah, yeah. and i'm great at looking natural ever since middle school. that's what people say about me. there's just a shape on it that i don't quite understand. oh, it'll all become clear to you. yeah. there's definitely something around here, charlotte. the fucking scales are lifted from your eyes. i think we all be apologizing. someone's too good at it, han. it's like the story of the guy who works at a factory.
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and they're suspicious that he's stealing stuff. so every day at the end of the shift, you know, he goes out and the security and they kind of they first come and they look and they look in his wheelbarrow and like all you know, it's just an empty wheelbarrow like there's nothing to steal in it and they do this day in and day out and then turns out the end. yeah, me too he was stealing wheelbarrows
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oh, that's my awful name. and that was me. that's a story about me. that's you, man. so, hunters look for a wheelbarrow. 45 seconds until... 43 seconds till everyone apologizes to me. very cool. very nice. i'm gonna find this fucking wheelbarrow.
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that's so good maybe instead of looking for the thing that doesn't belong you gotta look for the thing that fits right in walk her right up to me all right let's not give her
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that was... there's no assists in this game. i can't be blamed for that. do we still have to apologize? yes. it was the worst one i've ever seen. just because none of you ever fold a towel, alright? and a beautiful folded towel on top of the laundry. thank you, justin. that's so good. also for the hunters, you can push five now as the hunter to flip through everyone instead of one. oh, awesome.
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yeah, libby yours is, everyone's is really good. i'm shocked that mine was good. i thought mine was rubbish.
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i also thought i would get found immediately, but here we are. no, no, your poster. your poster was the one that i was saying, i think it's head and shoulders above the rest. yeah, it's a really good one. yeah, no looking. yeah, no looking. is my hunter recognizable as et when et gets really sick? wait, let me take a look. yeah, yeah. this is like et's face, yeah.
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i just want everyone to know if you know how long i spent rotating a folded towel in my mind, then you can believe in order. in your mind's eye.
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i want you so there's some maps i got that i'm worried may have updated and if people had the old version it might be broken but we're we're gonna get it a try when it wouldn't just prompt or if you're subscribed doesn't it auto it's supposed to auto update oh is it okay? okay? sometimes, but it's supposed to this was one of the most downloaded maps this week wow
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god there yeah, how many burnt peanuts are gonna be in this one? i'm hoping zero i did i almost downloaded the second most downloaded map until i saw it was called the peanut house the doctor said i had an excellent peanut though, i didn't save anything for the stream back. oh
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it's a gattaca. what took a one gattaca reference too far? sorry guys. i'm sorry. i don't think anybody has seen that movie in... it's been a while. as previously stated, i only remember the penis scene. yeah, i really just think about ethan hawkes showering. that's like the main stand out. oh my god. let's see. you and me. well, well, well. which one of the boondock saints do you want to be?
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i'll watch the boondocks and actually i did watch the boondocks since i was thinking about the departed i've seen the dog saints i mean i thought this is a really deep poetry or something but it says glass won't stop a bullet hold on can you'll know who i am
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the boondock saints is absolutely one of the worst films to go back and watch again. oh yeah, i was saying the other day, i don't remember what prompted it but like whenever an adult tells me it's their favorite movie, it's like an adult i can't talk to anymore. i think you're doing them a favor by talking to them in the first place so nice of you.
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how do you... is this norman reedus? oh no, i remember. yeah, it looks a lot like norman reedus actually. okay, great. considering how coarse the drawing is, it looks a lot like norman reedus. yeah, i was trying to do, you know, as minimal strokes as possible while still evoking norman.
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uh, pause? um... i'm sorry. i was watching, uh, i watched overnight the documentary about the guy who made that movie completely self destructing and ruining his life. and there's such a funny b roll selection, because that movie came out like a couple years after boondock saints, but it's a scene where billy connolly and norman reedus are talking to each other at the premiere of the film, and the slice of b roll they use is billy saying, oh your son was just born and he's
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his name is mingus i never heard about that guy like imploding. oh, dude, it's legendary. you really need to see that doc. he's a weird dude i'll check that out talk also prominently features a harvey weinstein in a villain role. oh well, you said it's a documentary so that checks out. okay, i
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maybe i need to give a little more painting time. at least i feel like i'm not quick enough ever. yeah, i know i spent so long looking for a place and the shows are really strong. happy to help on that one. no, it was cool. i gotta get my shit together today. i'm like still coming back from having just like a lot going on the last month, like family in town and stuff like that.
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but i've quadruple booked myself on thursday. i gotta really figure that out. i thought you were just apologizing for like the quality of your paintings. you're like, i just really love myself. no, no, this is my life's in a wreck. i've really let myself down. yeah, yeah, yeah. wait, wait, i'm not done painting yet. take your time.
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the prolificness of fucking streamer rooms in these maps is going to drive me fucking insane. i don't want to be in here. well you're in one all the time, ricky. you should feel at home. ricky, you have one of the funniest visual streamer pranks i've ever seen that wasn't intentional, i don't think, but just the fact that the...
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cabinets behind you look like big cabinets, but they're small cabinets that are close to you. so when you turn around and you touch the cabinet and you can reach it and it's not on a far wall, it freaks me out so bad. people really freak out about that. i didn't realize that i sort of live in a magic eye puzzle, but... wait, what the hell am i supposed to be? no! that was really good. the fact that i didn't see you till then is crazy. worst cat of all time.
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no, i'm not done! there's not a long time! on the contrary, you are done pal. olivia, this is uh... i'm gonna tell you what i was thinking about afterwards. sick joke. and it's gonna break your heart. oh okay, well we can just leave it the way i think now which is where it's just a nice move.
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38:31
i'm still trying really hard here, but i want to see everyone's little creations. there's not a lot of creations left. i knew it was over when you were scrutinizing every flower. on the first glance, it got me, but the whistle sold you out. charlotte, i love yours. oh, justin. libby, libby. this is so nice. libby, that's so nice. libby, he's so cute.
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38:55
i'm gonna tell you on the podium for this by the way. i got a lot over by me. i got a theory living. i think you know what it is. not that i care about the scoring in this game, but how like, like, is it just like you get the points you get?
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being looked at only if you live or do you get them regardless if you get shot? oh, i don't think it matters at all like there's no once the game ends yeah, no. i just meant in terms of like determining if the hunters win or the we're all winners here. yeah, i think hunters win. it's only if they get everybody yeah, that's that's my interpretation of the law oh
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39:45
i'm so cranky that i ran outside and didn't realize there was a whole art gallery. yeah, there's a whole gallery. yeah, i ran around the whole map for two minutes and then decided to hide in a painting with like 60 seconds left. always a good strategy. i just committed to this painting. i'm still painting. you're committed to what? i just committed to this painting and i regretted it and i was like, nah, i gotta, i have to stay. just making sure.
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i think i said trying to give you a possible say trying to give you an out there. yeah. yeah. and not tell the hunters where you are. oh, yeah. i'm not i'm not. all right. i'm on a fancy. i forgot that the game is being played. libby, this pose is kind of cheating because you're just like really hard to see. like using this pose is kind of i think she's yeah.
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it's a little spammy. i'm not saying anything. i'm pleading the fifth. wow, there's a lot of paintings. i feel pretty fucking stupid, i'll tell you that. ruthless. charlotte, do you want to say...
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41:00
were you trying to be the the peanut? no! no, i was trying to be the peanut! and now the spot's ruined forever, i think, actually. i wanted to be mr. bean's teddy. oh, that's nice. but then i realized you can't add ears oh, i could've added ears with a clone, i guess. i was like, is mr. bean's teddy a small human man? to me, he is. let her rip! let her rip!
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what is that? oh wow. man, they like really are misunderstanding. of 3d space, they don't really know how. so like there's another side to that wall. oh my god. you trying to sell your friend? oh, i'm not shooting you out of respect. i see you're coming up. thank you.
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i just... ooh, pat, that's so nice. yeah, i was just kinda going, i was making a little beat. you are completely invisible. oh! that's because you're looking at the wrong side. thank you, justin.
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i'm loving yours
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i must know just too small to the other angels or that would have been golden. i would like everyone to look at me as a cat and marvel at how that got 1300 points. that's a nice cat. really? was i just in there? oh my god, that's cool. you're in the same pose. oh, the little pink bits. yes, lovely. that's good. you're the same shape as my cat right now. so, also, apollo, you did well for committing
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committing very late. yeah i made a second error and did all the details before paying the background so i do we paint over everything i did start over again. i spent so long choosing my pose like that was gonna be like well, it's if the angels posed wrong then it'll look at a place this is giving me an option then
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oh, i really hope not. that's so cool. i could choose how much of the map is open. all of it, baby. although not the fountain. the fountain is stupid. it is pretty big. it's huge. i was going to say. oh, god. this makes me so hungry. now i want to play the randomizer again.
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43:47
i can turn the music up or down on the map. do you like the music? do i like the music? no. yes.
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43:58
i have you zoned, you should not have picked this one. we've just turned into full millennial babies. this is pretty fucking insane to drop this into a fucking... is this game any good? i've never played this map. that's not where the banker is normally. come on devs. well... i'm having to...
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44:20
it's my first majora's mask playthrough. i'm gonna look at the moon, get scared, and alt f4 and never play again. i'm really fighting the urge to just not have all these characters like, fucking me. i could make that happen. i literally just jumped to try and get the heart piece. oh my fucking god. okay, hold on, hold on. i need to relax. i know this better than i know the back of my own hand.
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wait, they have the mayor music? oh, the mayor music is so funny. two stupid fucking idiots. i can't give this... what are these guys called? is it a goron? what is it? goron? a goron. i was trying to give the goron a call. the treasure chest lady is a baddie. the goron is like the stim that the gorons say in breath of the wild. god, they do stim! the goron dude from mortal kombat?
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four arm oh he does have four arms seeing a guy with four arms i'm just having a nice time walking around i had too much fun walking around yeah i just want to walk around oh shit okay just having a little walk about
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okay, i'm not gonna be able to listen to both of the music layered on top of each other though, that ain't gonna fly. wait, do we have treasure minigame music? i did the wrong order of this. wait, but do we have the bomb chew bowling baddie? the bomb chew bowling baddie. i mean, she really is. she is crazy. fuck, dude. formative for me. and if you do it as a zora, she fancies you. she's like, oh, hello handsome. shape of water. i mean, and go off, you know? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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i don't have a hiding spot guys, i'm afraid. i mean either i was having too much fun looking at the map. i'm literally just starting to paint now. if i were hunting i would have no idea. i haven't played this one. good. hey, you know, you won't be surprised to hear that is totally believable, justin.
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46:37
justin, remember when we did oot randomizer together and you were like, oh yeah by the way i haven't played this game? yeah, yeah. i had a good time but i felt extremely guilty after it. you should feel guilty! why would you feel guilty? i had the time of my life. alright, good, good. it doesn't matter being like, oh i just i just play my game i like. just every minute being like, so what uh, what uh, what should i be doing? did we both try to make ourselves tingle? yeah.
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47:07
oh, there's moving people in here. oh yeah. sorry, i gotta finish tingle before i start hunting. i'll be there in a second. you guys have such an advantage because i'm just swimming in the snow. i know. i'm realizing that this looks terrible from an angle and i need to show this to someone. love it. oh wait, that's the regular... mouth. love it. i'm trying.
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i spent the whole damn map running around looking at stuff too, i'm a cook, right? i look awesome if you look at me from an impossible angle that no one will look at me from. okay, i think i'm gonna do the randomizer this week on my stream, i have to do it. it's making me oh, i did a ton of oot randos, those are so fun. they're so good have you done the majora's mask one? i think it's i haven't. but i do really like easy settings, i do the like, what's it called, the blitz settings or whatever.
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yeah, i think i would just have a breakdown. i've been like a no logic on this. kill the chat, killed it with my nerd game. i think i learned how to do that. man, this is a great man. great tingles. oh my god. libby, can you play randomizer like not on stream? sorry. i haven't in a while, but yeah, i do. yeah. interesting.
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48:43
interesting, okay writing this down. justin, what the fuck? what? material for the intervention. is it bad? it's actually so good. thank you. i'm talking about mine. oh yeah, yours is good, yeah.
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49:05
uh have we killed anybody yet no i can't find anyone this is a map full of points of interest and people who are shaped weird and it's impossible yeah i found the kakariko village uh map really hard that was going on vacation this is a place for pretty points of interest
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49:32
you imagine if the movie kindergarten cop came out now and then arnold's like, who's your daddy and what does he do? and then some kid's just like, my dad's a streamer, he randomizes, uh... you gotta do the reboot, that would hit. who would play arnold? this is gonna be a clean sweep dude, i can't...
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i don't know. it's a huge map. and everything i look at is sending me back through like a wormhole of memories that takes five seconds. i know. whole map of madeline moments. you okay, apollo? no, it's telling me i'm buried while i'm floating in space. yeah, that's rough. okay, we're all buried while ryan is hiding and i have to get over there. dude, this is so awesome!
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50:21
i haven't seen anybody else with me. yeah, i... you're never gonna get found. you mean because of this? the smartest spot. you mean because of this? yeah, nobody will ever look. they're not looking for you. oh no. nice try. thank you. are the nicotine patches at least helping with your... i feel normal actually.
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that's great. yeah. yeah. he messed up and got nicotine patches. yeah. most actually i feel great. yeah. yeah. i feel cool. once you get over real because ricky and repaint justin. that's so good. oh, i think the sears until now you and charlotte had the same brain.
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51:16
everyone cannot make jokes approximately every 30 seconds when you all whistle, because that's my only hope. i can't find for anybody, dude. well, that was your last whistle? i just talked over the last one, so... we literally just did the same thing, ricky. what was that fact? i need to know about these patches.
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51:34
yeah, no, so i asked if they're real because when i was a kid we would move a lot and we'd have gone really long drives and you know, we'd get carsick and my dad would give us what he said were carsick patches and a few years later he told us that they were just cut up band aids. so i thought that meant that they straight up didn't exist. i didn't know that.
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51:55
okay, definitely table leg jesus christ justin i was working online living all time and i didn't even get up there can you even get up there? this guy doesn't know about the secret. well, you just hug the walls rupees you didn't do his aura gainer to get up there early, man yeah, these are really good fuck oh
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52:24
it does feel like insNLy bad to have to take a pill to play a video game but not to lock in and be really really good with something like that but just to actually not feel sick to your stomach when you play. it's kind of making me rethink my identity.
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52:42
swap his nausea patch with lsd. he's the best player this game's ever seen. you have an entire major tournament delayed while they check you out medically and then they announced everyone and they're like, actually it was a dream, i mean. he said, it kind of created some sick. i'm getting prescribed streamer adderall patches. oh, i've been booted from the lobby. what? i will rejoin the lobby.
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53:12
they've got it out for you today. i failed my piss test. the piss test failure. they said gravel is not allowed. not even the real gravel, the herbal gravel with that's just like ginger extract.
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53:30
what's everybody's relative difficulty level with providing piss at the doctors? it's a 10 out of 10. zero, i'm always pissing. i've also been booted from the lobby. i've been booted from the lobby. i'll make a new lobby. everyone is standing completely still. so that might be part of it. when i taught in korea, you have to do a piss test
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53:55
the day after you land to prove that you don't have like, i'm not being glib, but to prove that you don't have like stds that you're bringing into the country. and i had to go with like the school administrator and i was so nervous and i couldn't pee for like 45 minutes. we're just sitting in the lobby like chugging water. he's like maybe you could try now. okay, i'll go try now and then i finally got it done.
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54:21
before you said chugging a lot of it, they were like, we're just sitting in the lobby and i was like, well, it's probably fucking hard to go in the lobby. i wonder if steam is busted because i restarted the game and it's not letting me sign in. steam down. steam down. at steam friends it's still good. sometimes closing the client and reopening it is enough with steam. yeah. oh, steam is down. steam.
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54:50
i'm gaming. i like the idea. what do i use to rotate all my sprockets? thank you. we're having fun. we're having fun. can i tell my piss story? yeah, please. it's just that i was so nervous about being able to pee that i drank so much water beforehand. it was so easy to do and then the brand new fear of i'm going to overfill
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55:15
this little jar kicked in. and then having to stop halfway through which is deeply unpleasant. yes, i think i learned how to stop midstream into that day. am i the only one who like has needed to pee and just been like yeah, i'm gonna go pee in the cup and then you're just pissing and you realize the cup is in your hand that's happening. no, no, no. i'm like, shit, shit, shit.
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i will say, like, you know, as a pussy haver, it's quite hard not to get some splash if you piss in a cup. and it's just like, you know, it's just a bit of piss, isn't it? yeah, it's fine. i was hoping the story was you drank too much water and then pissed yourself on the way. just like put your jeans up on the desk and you're like, here you go! i'm definitely into the cup.
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56:13
i mean, i feel like there's a, i don't know, like i think of like if you're on a road trip the first time you try to pee in a bottle on a road trip, that's when you learn how much a human pees and that it's more than most bottles. i think i have the ultimate pissing in a bottle on a road trip story, which is when i was like three or four, i was on a road trip with my dad and my grandpa and i was like, i have to pee? and they gave me a bottle
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56:37
and then just thinking about like the way that because i was sitting down, i was like, this is how i should do this. so i peed in the bottle and it was upside down and i was like pouring it all over myself. obviously, as soon as i started peeing, i was like, oh, right, like gravity, but like for a second. that's just the way it's pointing.
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57:02
up into the bottle like the way they clean glasses at a bar like just like yes
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57:14
the game worked for me when i rebooted it, by the way. i restarted steam and i'm still just signing in dot dot dot. interesting. is it the same? it's gonna work. for me, when i open task manager, i exit at steam, but you also have to scroll down and exit the process is what i find. i'll give that a shot. yeah, she knows about background processes. she's kind of an it expert. task manager!
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57:43
demanding to speak to the task manager. let's see. alright, there's no steam to be found in those tasks. the windows karen. now i'm picturing like the control shift escape menu but with like the kate gosselin haircut on top of it like a shittier age comic or something like that.
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58:10
yeah, may i speak to the task managers? i'm going on facebook long acrylic nails and they tap a lot all right, i'm logged in yeah, i'll make it the same info thanks
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58:28
thank you. because this menu is making me a little sick. ah, don't join yet. no, don't look at it. more nicotine, more nicotine. don't join yet. player list was too small. oh, my bad, y'all. get this man a geek bar pulse immediately. all right, now it's up. now we're... is it the same lobby? yes, yes, yes. oh, okay, okay. do, do, do, do, do, do. really nice that it keeps the finding server info populated. yeah.
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58:57
i'll tell you guys something vulnerable. as a nicotine addicted person, they only have the crazy vapes now. every time i hit this vape, a rocket blasts off on the side of it and it makes me feel like a robber. it's like the government program that puts the huge labels on cigarettes that say, these will give you cancer. that's the vape strategy. it's like, yes, you can get it, but you're going to look insane.
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59:23
smoking an ipad on the subway we gotta do gamer house you girl room anime me smoking yeah that one is actually so good unfortunately it's actually a great one yeah it's very fun was everyone in i fucked up