meet me at e4 unless you're a chicken (Gambonanza)

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0:00 it's your pawn pawn. why did the floor fall? yeah, there's like a crumbling aspect. there's an aspect of crumbling. all right, literally go and then wait. best turn in my life. best turn in my life. skip enemy's turn after a promotion. earn a dollar whenever you earn a pawn or just add a bishop. fuck it. skip after a promotion. let's give it a try. and then five pawns.
0:49 we probably, the way i would look at this, we want to overload one side and then have a bishop in a good blocking position on the other side. heartbreaking. don't push that center pawn. i'm gonna freak the fuck out. capture. for the cost of a pawn, i can live with this. we skip an enemy's turn, promote to a queen, skip their turn, you can't move. we run this town and my queen did not fall through the ground.
1:45 buying a knight has a chance to give you a pawn. capturing with a bishop on a white tile skips the enemy's turn. necessary! necessary gambit for us. capturing with a bishop on a white tile skips the enemy's turn. this changes everything, man. and then, oh, okay, so like now i get it. like, i'm realizing the value of initiative. it's like xcom 2. being able to capture two pieces at the start of every round, kinda insane.
2:20 okay, that's really good. landing a queen turns one of your pawns into another random piece when a piece is blessed. maybe a save round to build up some interest. devastating all of the pieces are on dark tiles. i think we want this and then we start with a wait. then you move a pawn. i was hoping it wouldn't be that one. we wait. if you move a rook here, i lose.
3:03 but just don't do that. i mean, it's a good trade, but then how do i defend against pawn up? you don't. you just, you kind of just lose. so i think you wait and then it's not getting any better is the thing. or is it? because now we skip the turn. and what do you do from this point onwards? it's a little bit of prayer involved because they're going to promote. they didn't promote.
3:47 we move up, you capture, we skip the turn. now all the tiles which we were going to move to are inaccessible to us because the floor has fallen apart. we skip the turn. my pawn has fallen over. we skip your turn, move one tile up and then you fall to your death. okay, alright. okay.
4:24 capturing two pieces with a bishop earns a random piece. okay, necessary. capturing a piece on your first turn gives you money. buy a pawn. oh shit. judith pulgasia, queen of illusions. you can't see your opponent's formation. prepare your strategy. that's my strategy. i capture your bishop, which skips your turn and gives us four dollars. how am i going to capture the other bishop, man? i got an idea. do this and then see if they capture.
5:15 and then we get a bishop because we captured your bishop. and then we put a bishop down here. go ahead. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. we got something now. we got something. waiting is a one third chance to grant a copy of a piece you have in your stock. i think we really need to pick a piece and we hope it's a bishop, man. honestly, a rook. have some utility for sure. and then 10 bucks. i mean, a queen is obviously good.
6:01 let's take a $5 chance on a gambit though. i gotta know, a rare gambit? bishop related gambit? waiting during crumble mode grants a random piece. at the start of your game, earn 3 bucks for each rook with no piece next to it. i'm taking the money option here. we're literally set up for it. i'm ready. $3. we get an enemy king. we have nothing to fear. holy shit, i'm actually running this town. enemy turns skipped. put some pressure on him.
7:08 bishops on different colored squares seem better. do you still think it's better even when you capture something on a white tile, it skips the turn unless you move twice? moving twice seems pretty op, just my two cents. this is a perfect upgrade situation. and then another bishop comes out and then we can get some serious fucking coverage, bro. there has to be like a mathematical formula for being able to cover every square on the board with three of the same colored bishop.
7:47 obviously doesn't hit every square, but it's a lot of squares and also you still get three bucks for your rook. we go next. okay, let's think this one through. nah, man, let's just send it. i think i'm ready. we capture you. capture you, motherfucker. god damn it.
8:39 okay, you know what? place a king. capture, wait, capture. that's completely fine. still completely fine. i should really look at the tiles that are falling for sure. i think having five pieces makes a lot of sense. dev in chat. not to call you dev in chat. when it says next to, next to i'm assuming includes diagonally. like for firewatch's gambit.
9:38 next two includes the eight squares adjacent, not merely the four on the cardinal directions. cycling jake, i don't want to talk to you. ever since i found out you're 6'3", 200 pounds, i don't want to talk to you. i thought we were conversing as peers. i didn't realize i was talking to a professional athlete. a few other people in chat now wish to speak to you, which is proof that life is not fair. but what i'm saying is you're suffering no losses.
10:26 blucalaylee, blucalaylee, does next to for the fire watchers gambit does next to refer to just the cardinal directions or the eight squares surrounding a piece? they're posting codes with no air pods in. just the four directions. you saved my life. okay, because then i can do this and this. i have five pieces on the board right now. okay, let's send it man. damn, it's bishop season. i mean right out of the gate.
11:15 i really, i think i just love like a take. why can't i take you? oh, cause it's the spawning phase. i take you, skip your turn, take you, skip your turn, get a piece, take you, lose my rook, but don't give a fuck. we really, we'd rather lose a rook than lose a bishop, man. we could like put a pawn here, but that really just loses us a pawn, buys us a turn. doesn't really matter. yeah, we'd rather lose a rook than lose a bishop.
11:58 we accept that as the cost of doing business. capture your rook for no recourse. i'd really like to capture the knight. so i think we just move the king, hope they move the knight. i'd like to capture the knight with a bishop is what i mean to say. that way we can spawn another piece out of it. huge. phantom tiles trigger twice. allows you to place one more piece on the board. $27. don't upgrade yet. start with one random chess piece. we need to see as many bishops as we can. pawn. take.
12:46 sell. wait, he's got a buy sell build going. give me a bishop, knight, sell the knight, sell the knight, reroll everything. oh, you don't get to reroll the pieces. fuck it, bro. we'll spend on the upgrade and then we will pay full price for a pawn. okay. okay. okay. start me up, man. it looks like this. takes. takes. takes. escapes.
13:53 new gambit unlocked. that's what we like to see. takes? we can't afford to lose a bishop. we can lose a rook, we can't lose a bishop. i can't stop this bishop from possibly being... the only way i can stop it is by doing this, but then what do you do? you lose a rook for like no reason. you know what? can't do it. haven't lost a piece yet. i'd really rather you didn't take a bishop. a rook is higher value, so i figured... and oh, i thought we would get a queen out of it. $26? we can put another piece on the board.
14:35 and then see if you get a bishop. we didn't. take a rook. remove a pawn. take a rook. sells for one. when one of your pieces is captured, turn another one into a golden piece. what do we not need? we don't need skip enemy's turn after a promotion. we literally like never used it. everything else at least does something. golden piece seems like it could do something for us. it's a damn boss, bro. it's not mecha chungus?
15:19 botezaro, the hollow imitator, capturing on a tile with the same color as the mask makes it crumble. so if on turn one i capture a piece, i go to hell because you have a white sided mask right now. so we won't do that. you're next to a piece, motherfucker. okay, move the rook back one. you are now on the dark sided mask, which means we can go take... oh shit!
16:13 they swap every capture too, even if there's a skip. okay, i don't really care if you take the pawn, is what it is. now i can't... i'm golden? that means we get two bucks and then you go back. so first we capture here, then we capture here. can't take the knight yet. knight has to go last. we take here, you move there. we take here, you make a move. it's a beautiful take.
16:57 and then you walk it back one, maybe to here. no, leave some space for this bishop to escape. literally fine. and then we send it back. literally, no, literally can't do anything. that's okay. go here. you move the pawn. stop the promotion. why can't i move there? promotion has been stopped. wait for a turn. capture. well, you know what? we don't need to rush it. just do something like that.
18:01 can i say something? i think we played that fucking perfectly. i think we played an incredible game there. we lost like no pieces. we danced on them, bro. we danced on them easily. your king? who gives a fuck about the king, bro? it's all bishops. lost the king at the end? buddy. megresta? literally, okay, i have a job for you. you literally can do whatever you want. you don't have to do this. but everybody that chats, they probably have the same username on chess.com. librarian video for this?
18:39 collate the data, cross reference the backseating from chat with the elo from chess.com. and then like the slay the spire subreddit, humiliating the people that are suggesting stuff like, oh permafrost is so bad, even if every time you played a power it gave you 21 block, i still wouldn't take it. put their message on the screen and then their elo on chess.com. that's all i want to see, okay? real chess heads use lie chests, but they do that because it gives them 300 free elo points, no disrespect.
19:13 could be a good twitch extension. it's to have, just show a chatters elo. i'm a fide titled player, i'm enjoying your gameplay. that's because you're a real chess player. you could be reading that, you could be writing that, yes, or zero on book right now. let me see, $36, i want to choose one from three. bishop, it's over for you, bro. sell, sell, sell. upgrade for 25.
20:00 mission failed, we get him next time. that's still a pretty crazy board to be running up against, bro. the devs said they hate chess? based. literally based. prepare your strategy. i have my strategy. i have my strategy. ready for this? oh wait, you can only be captured last. i lose a rook. capture? capture. now do you take the knight with this bishop? no, because you could lose a bishop then. what you do instead?
20:48 i'm not gonna be losing a bishop today. it's just not something that's in my dna to be honest with you. move this out if you want to trade queen for bishop. i mean, it's not how it works because i have to get all the other pieces now that i think about it, but... yeah, it's actually kind of devastating. unless this gives me a queen, it'd give me a knight. alright, that sucked really bad to be honest with you. i feel like there might have been like a one hit combo there.
21:23 or a one turn combo. pieces can move over holes. buying a token gives a random piece actually seems insane. i know i want that and then i want to buy a token which will also give us a piece. i would love a phantom tile that gives us the ability to place another bishop. well, that's for next time. i would love to choose from one of three gambits which gave us another knight. more bishops!
22:11 landing on a black tile creates a blessed tile on a black tile. when one of your pawns is captured, promotes a pawn. capturing with a knight on a black tile skips an enemy's turn? holy shit. and then you start your knights on white tiles so they can capture no room left. literally three bucks a round per rook. we don't give a fuck, man. okay. and then buy another one. give us another knight. bishop related gambit?
22:40 golden pieces are not reset at the end of the game landing a queen when one of your queens is captured earn three ponds that's a don't take situation. okay, we go next now things are getting very complicated so just try not to think about it too hard. there's gonna be skip a turn skip a turn and get blessed skip a turn that didn't skip a turn because that's a light sided tile. i skip a turn and
23:43 skip a turn. we of course cannot afford to lose a bishop. losing a bishop is devastating. the bishop is the most important thing of all time. even losing a knight doesn't matter. but then you have to figure out, you're going to lose the bishop either way if you let the knight get captured. so we just trade. even better. and then, get this out here. threaten. it's a bad trade to be honest with you. because we're losing a piece when we probably long term don't have to lose a piece.
24:30 no, no, i'm not capturing you because if i capture you with a bishop there's a chance i get a piece out of it. either way i get some... i skip a turn. not that it matters. and then, what's our least valuable gambit? probably capturing a piece on your first turn gives you $4. when you buy a token, get a piece. it gave us a knight. holy fuck. choose among three gambits. it gave us a king. i don't think any of them are really that good. we sell it back. we get another one.
25:35 they gave us another king. give me more bishops! we take it. still have 15 bucks, huh? now is there one of these that we really want? another knight? we already have two more knights to put on the board. i think i can live with this as it is right now. there's some good bishop plays here. we're not capturing any uh... any motherfuckers though. i don't know man, like life's complicated. so we... we obviously... like it. love it.
26:32 i think we just lost a piece, that's okay. gotta have it. and then i'm gonna say, you know what, like at some point you gotta, you gotta accept that maybe that's just the end, man. and now i got a fucking, i got a trillion pieces. that was alright, i guess. buying a knight has a chance to grant a pawn. it's too econ coded for where we're at in the game, i think. honestly, dump this and then start buying some fucking tokens.
27:19 knight is okay. we can live with it at least. and then a tile? protected tile would be awesome. that's probably the worst option. but you know what? obviously we take it. enemy piece steps here, they can't move next turn. we just fucking put it back. give me another one. phantom tile, golden tile. i do not care. just fill the fucking board. six of seven pieces on the board. wait, say that again? i accept where we're at right now.
28:15 it's not even the boss yet. oh fuck, you're over man. um, or are you? i don't care. um, skip your turn. skip your turn. could i capture this pawn? yes, but then my knight is fucked. do i care? i think i care a little bit because i can move the knight back and maybe get a free skip again and maybe just keep it up bro. yeah, because we could easily just there's a skip for you and there's a threat and dude like
29:09 waiting in this game is overpowered. i probably wouldn't do that. probably do this instead. skips your turn. gives us a piece. finishes the fight. it's the easiest game of my life, bro. $37. we sell, sell, sell, hold the knights. wait, wait, wait. dump, probably sell the rooks, man.
29:57 it's starting to pop off in a way here to before never seen. $41. buy a gambit, which also gives you a piece. the piece was a rook, probably a star was the queen. your pieces can move over holes when capture. well, you take a gambit, sell the gambit, sell your rooks, buy a token. buying and selling is neuron activation. there's no doubt about it. when your king moves to a white tile, it becomes a golden tile. waiting gives you a random piece you have in your stock.
30:40 maybe infinite bishops? i ain't about that. at the start of the game earn a pawn. capturing a piece with no neighbors with a rook skips the enemy's turn. i mean skipping turns obviously op, but... maybe we hold that for the time being? with 36 bucks bro, i think you upgrade again? and then just put another knight on the board. oh shit, it's mecha chungus. no, it's hikuro! specter of the lost game. is this stasis andy? not stasis andy.
31:26 you can't use your stock during the game. brother, you don't want the smoke. let me tell you, you do not want the smoke. because it's going to be like a take. and then just wait a second here because this is like a take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, and then to be honest with you,
32:11 i don't really like give a fuck what you do now at this point because i think i've already gained like seven pieces off of this. i can't use a knight to capture. i think the best outcome... losing the queen is not the end of the world. if you take a knight as of right now, we got problems because we don't get any recompense. oh, i've taken too long to think and they've given me a new gambit.
32:56 i'm just wondering if there's any way to get out of this without losing a piece for nothing. or if it even matters that much. obviously i prefer if you didn't capture a bishop, but i do see that we got two more bishops in the hopper. so if anything, i don't think that's that big of a deal. you give anything, try this. if you take a bishop, you take a bishop. you took a knight, but then this skips the turn.
33:34 you can capture a bishop without recourse. perhaps multiple bishops without recourse. that's not good. if you take a knight, you take a knight. our economy is like so crazy right now regardless. i can't capture you. i forgot. my bad. but we can capture you, skip your turn, and then bless up, and then you've sacrificed your game for some reason. you're done. you're done. you're done. you're done. you're done.
34:18 let me see... that's an easy one. choose one of three pieces. we have $30. we have a bishop to come out on the board. we get a bishop here easily. you get a tile. i don't care what it is. you get a tile. i don't care what it is. waiting is a chance to... nah. nah, i don't think so. seven of eight pieces on the board. oh, shit. one second. i'm preparing my strategy.
35:42 we need to bless enemy tiles so when we capture on the square, we're protected. i accept this. i accept this as is. and then you do like a one, which gave us a phantom tile so we can place a phantom bishop. capture three pieces, skip the enemy's turn, repeat over here. can i sell these? oh my god, i can sell these during battle? didn't need to sell the knight to be honest with you, but um...
36:30 do we lose a bishop as a result of this? yeah, but we, i mean, we fucking popped off. what do you want me to say? they don't have anything left, man. seems like a small price to pay. easy enough. twelve captured pieces, give a dollar each. oh my god. thirty one dollars. okay, okay. i got seven of eight on the board. we want a knight on the board for sure. you definitely spend ten dollars to get a ukiyari. we got a knight out of it and then a bishop? devastating. sell the rook.
37:19 one random chess piece. it's a knight. very nice. three knights just sitting there is a beautiful thing, man. and then phantom tiles. i don't think any of these really matter. actually, a golden tile. moving a piece on this tile turns it into a golden piece. i can live with that, man. and then just put them on the white tiles that we use the bishop to combo so that we get free money out of it. when one of your bishops is captured, i don't care. i don't care about that. you're out of here.
38:07 you're right there. okay, okay, maybe move this bishop. seven of eight pieces. you go right there. you go like this and this is where it gets interesting. like this. oh my god, they took the tile i was gonna land on. well, where's the fun in that, man? here's a thought. maybe you'll just take a knight. no, i don't want you to take my queen if possible. sensible play, sensible chuckle. you capture the knight, i take your queen.
39:23 we already big up on pieces. i'm not sweating it. let's make sure this bishop is recapturable. this skips a turn. enormous. phantom bishop skips a turn. fight's over. buy a bishop. some of the easiest money ever made. knights go on white spaces. we have nine pieces on the board. cut a queen. we have eight pieces on the board. $26. i literally think you sit. you sit on it.
40:15 earn as much interest as possible. okay, there's our first crazy play. second crazy play? i have to think about it. i think just go. you start with this. strikes me as a beautiful start. skip one more turn. what do you do? intruder space. i'm gonna be honest with you, i don't think i give a fuck about losing a queen because bishops are just like so much more powerful.
41:18 i guess i kind of missed the part where that's my problem. how about putting... i mean, this skips a turn. and then i think it's just about not trading pieces if you don't have to trade pieces. if you're going to create an environment in which i don't have to trade pieces, then i'm going to exploit that environment. i'm going to exploit that environment. you're gone. you're gone. selling a queen is huge, man, because we get that... just gives us more utility to get a bishop out there! choose one... he gave us a bishop for free on our gambit!
42:06 and we get a bishop! oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. we have nine of eight pieces on the board. literally cut the queen. run it like this. $43? upgrade your capacity, place a queen back on the board, and go again. joby fisher, when this boss captures a piece, it destroys a piece in your stock? basically irrelevant for a beast like me? we send it.
43:02 holy shit. and you can't do anything to stop me. you can't do anything to stop me, man. what can you do to stop me? you can't do anything. it was perfectly played. i literally think you just go again. rack up as much interest as possible. joby fisher. the mind devourer. don't call it ai ass. what's it supposed to do, bro? i literally... i had like 12 free turns in a row. okay, i understand. i understand the machinations.
44:02 you take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn, maybe take real quick to skip a turn, probably take to skip a turn. then now is where things get a little bit more complicated. literally bait them into taking... nah, i don't think that's a play. respawnable bishop, smart capture, that's a clean kill.
44:50 you don't want to, well maybe you do want to do that. you get something in your stock. wait what if we put this here? you can't place that there okay? okay. actually putting a knight on a white space that has like a fork could be kind of crazy here. losing this bishop for nothing kind of sucks so just move it back. just slow play it bro. okay. i can't capture you of course. we could lose everything man. um we're gonna lose that bishop. we gotta start capturing pieces again.
45:29 i think that's obviously the worst turn they could have conceivably made. if anything, knight in a tur oh right, yeah, not ideal, huh? let's get in there and start wrecking some ass then. because i mean this is going to be a battle and a half. i can't really stop you from taking my bishops here as much as i wish i could. it's kind of the downside i suppose of them all being on these spaces. hear me out here? get a phantom queen.
46:17 don't place it in a position where they can just capture it. that seems pretty silly. not sure why they let me have that one, but we take those. a phantom queen right here can at least trade queen for queen, and then their queen is vulnerable. most important thing, we did not die. we sent the bishop back. oh, fuck! you're still alive! you're both in trouble, huh? can't even place that in a good position. you're gonna capture there.
47:07 i know what to do. go here, you take, protect my queen so it goes back to the stock and then just outplay you. just wait for you to move into a position where i capture you. the end. easiest game of my life. then with $50, you certainly buy. pawns can move like knights, kind of crazy. certainly buy a bishop. certainly get a pawn. certainly get a king because it has high sell value. certainly get another piece that's a rook.
48:00 that's exactly what we fucking need. and then you have to go on a white space that we often capture on to protect the piece that lands there. we still have $26. we desperately need more bishops though. how is one gonna do this? you're gonna reroll six of nine pieces. how droll, niles? how droll? a four dollar reroll? i mean even just getting like a knight or something like that
48:38 could be huge. a queen? selling a rook to get a queen seems advisable. what the fuck? okay, this bishop has to go here. there's a lot going on here, don't get me wrong. i think it's... that's crazy and gives us a queen. well, it wouldn't be the way i would handle it, but that's okay.
49:30 that seems to have saved my life. and then just capture as many pieces with a bishop as you can. i mean, i don't mind losing a pawn, it is what it is. obviously. why don't you go here for now? huge. and then go back into a position where you can cover this one. force them to move here. you capture, thus giving you a piece. wait for a turn. capture here, incrementing you closer to a piece. huge.
50:15 $14.00. buy a bishop. be nice to have a knight. holy fuck. the dream? nine of nine pieces. would still be nice to have some knights. this is big. there's some disgusting plays here. like... sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. buy, sell, and then dead ass. knight gets placed right there.
51:41 i still have too many pieces on the board. they literally said you're too good. ummm... okay. bishop that if it gets captured will respawn in our stock. still... is there a way to tell if the fellow is still blessed? is there a way to tell if the fellow is still blessed? only last for one turn. okay, we'll watch this. took a pawn for some reason. enemy turns skippa. i run this town.
52:33 honestly, it makes the most sense to capture you with a bishop. that way we increment closer to getting pawns. then you sell the pawns. wait, capturing a piece with the same type has a one half chance of granting a copy of it? this is unbelievable. we'll farm the gambit first, but farming bishops off of bishops is unbelievable. you start here.
53:23 we don't care. we don't care. we literally don't care. we don't care. we don't care. you sell it. thirty five bucks. i'd like to have more pieces on the board. let's grab this and save our money. nine of nine pieces on the board. dump this king. place this bishop. place the bishop right there. give you a little bit more coverage. you know what? place it right there. give you the most coverage you can conceivably have. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:09 that's pretty good though. placing a piece turns the piece into a queen. i don't like that. okay, this is our setup. we go and there's some simple plays. there's like, never having to worry about you seems awesome. capturing grants protection for a turn. skips a turn. skips a turn. skips a turn. skips a turn. and now we feast. capture the queen, minimize the danger. these are acceptable trades, bro. now ideally,
55:25 we farm with the bishop now. mission failed. mission succeeded! mission succeeded! huge upgrade. upgrade the board to the maximum size. is that good? stasis is definitely gonna piss me off, but we don't have to worry about that yet. alright, well this seems like incredible, at least on the left side of the board. and let's just ignore everything else.
56:22 okay, very nice. would have been nice to get you too. i'm sure there was a way to make it happen. and then you give me a queen. we skip a turn. honestly, sacrificing a rook doesn't bother me in the slightest. any way to save our bishop? yeah, move it to the protected square king. that's painful, but it is what it is. you don't want to do that, bro. you don't want to sacrifice your king for a pawn. it's a bad trade. but a bishop is a good trade. sell me?
57:30 selmy. selmy? barristan? barristan? i think we need some bishops on dark squares. no, that's coward speech, i think. that's coward talk. we need knights to capture on dark squares, which means they need to start on light squares, like perhaps this one in the center of the board. and then with $15, we get another piece. it's another knight! they love me!
58:13 literally do not care. and one more, why not? it's a pawn, they hate me. and we're all in, right? like this is the end? my only fucking friend, the end? there you go. let's do it, man. stace is definitely gonna piss me off. i would prefer not to wait for three turns. oh, hello. thank you.
59:02 what are we gonna do? we gotta capture... we gotta wait three times to get these ones, but we gotta capture you last. that's tough, man. that's a tough one. i'm the type of beast who would say literally just send it and not think about it too hard. like obviously we've done some devastating damage right off the bat. god is my witness as my vision turns cloudy. perfect turn to just wait.
1:00:07 bleed one of those stasis is out. i do not care if you capture a queen. wait again. i do not care if you capture my queen. wait one more time. now we skip the turn. now we have to fucking stop the queen. there's no doubt about that. wiping pieces is always going to be advantageous though, man. because as long as we're wiping pieces, we're trading a piece for a piece, which is a ok.
1:00:56 so this is like comes back to sight, which is okay. and then that skips a turn and you get a piece out of it. now you're definitely going to lose a piece. what do you do? you got to get a piece for your piece. so you go here, get a piece for the piece, get a piece for the piece. now they're not taking a piece and we are taking a piece. that's huge. protect your piece. don't take that piece. now we start to think about putting some more pieces back out on the board.
1:01:34 piece here. not worth moving there yet. you're not threatening anything? piece here. bated. you're not threatening anything. we threaten. not even that bad. we take... protect the bishop. place a pawn right here. why would you do that? why would you... you literally just lost the game. there's just simply no reason to do that.
1:02:18 i don't know why they would do that. it seems like a very silly decision, honestly, to simply lose the game. 7,000 new gambits unlocked? success. strains? yooka laylee, are you here? i think you knew what you were doing. i think you knew what you were doing. you're playing so badly i'm about to buy this game because it's pissing me off so bad? do it, man. go buy, uh... go buy gambamancer.
1:02:54 i'm sure the devs in chat, i don't know if you can post a link but i could give you vip for a second. also, i've been reading that comment for literally like 16 years, man. 16 years of reading that comment. really is some caves of altamira. keenan, are you still here? really is some caves of altamira shit. before there was even any hollywood. they still wrote it on the wall for you and me to be understood. how you gonna say he sucked when he just won? man, i don't know.
1:03:39 there's a part of me that was like, i want to play every single person, not every single person in chat at chess, but i want to play every single person in chat in chess that talks shit. thanks a lot for playing my game, n l. blue kalei, i had a great time, honestly. the game's awesome. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. super mario 64 reference. put that on youtube shorts. unlock a new gambit in four seconds in gambo man, sir. secret ending spoiled?
1:04:20 you should be able to pull on its nose and go, you keep calling it a gambananzer? come bananzo, okay? sorry, sorry! i'm gonna go to the bathroom.