Not telling me to shut up is sus (Demon Bluff)

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0:01 we're gonna run it back though. let me on endless man. start small, start on endless ramp up the difficulty bit by bit. are you on a harder difficulty? it didn't seem this hard before. i think i'm just, as you get older, you realize that your brain is essentially
0:24 it's not as infallible as you think it is. and you start to realize that you are made of pieces that are like, i mean, you know, you see a zombie movie and sometimes like the flesh will like rot off them. we're all kind of like in the same boat.
0:38 we're all kind of in the same boat as the zombies. we're just rotting like at a much slower pace. there's days where i'll be like, damn, my brain is really good today. and by really good, i mean as good as it was like 10 years ago. and then there's days where i'm like, today's not the day. i'm getting relatively basic arithmetic operations wrong.
1:02 missing my exit on the freeway or something like that, etc, etc. it happens. there's a variability associated with it. my brain age might be a little bit higher today. absolutely. i am dizzy. could you possibly be corrupted? you could be corrupted. there's one pair of evil. i am arm gorg. one is evil, four, seven, or eight. so everybody's corrupt.
1:38 two evils adjacent to me, i'm two cards away from closest evil. i can do this. i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. you're certainly on one today. well, it goes for the same as you though. from my perspective, i feel like i'm having a normal day. i'm saying not things that are normal in the sense that they're typical things you would hear anybody say, but they're typical within the vein of things that i would say.
2:12 but you are reacting as if i'm way out of the margins of what my normal balance would be. so maybe you're having one of those days where your listening band has narrowed a little bit. and as a result, everything that i'm saying is spilling out over the sides. you understand what i'm saying? or are you under the delusion that the person who went to bed is the same person that woke up and that something didn't change irrevocably while you slept?
2:47 you're bad at perceiving the world around you? joe is this because i said i thought yeti was funny? i thought you were my number one fan. you're in every game. i saw you play the evil endgame with chiblee. i think i'm great at perceiving the world around me. people love me for my observational humor. there can be only one? oh no, you can't be beefing with joe. joe hasn't done anything wrong. it was nice to have a little grist for the mill in rumbleverse. just somebody who, you know, when you were about to level up, happened to have just the right amount of xp.
3:37 any replies, joe? joe, honestly, if you put the controller in my hands, i wouldn't know what to do at this point. the stare, wait, the stare's not working? did i miss something? hasn't for years, bro. seven tv broke? number of tvs in the average american household. i don't even have seven tv. i think i'm a better, am i the number one better twitch tv supporter? yeah, number one better twitch tv supporter. i got the badge and everything. damn, i got a, sorry, i have a gifted subscriptions badge.
4:25 i must have had 99 gifted subscriptions, but then the one i gave yesterday put me over the top to give me the badge, man. that's crazy. i am dizzy. so you are either corrupt or evil. number one is not corrupted. i trusted you. if you are evil or corrupted, you say, i'm dizzy. you are evil because the puppeteer has made you evil but telling the truth.
5:09 which means that you were clear because there really was only one pair of evil. and i think if it was you or you, it would say two pairs of evil. one, two. one is not corrupted. you were telling the truth. left side is more evil. absolutely not possible. two evils adjacent to me. not possible. the one of you was corrupted by... wait, but this also is not
5:39 not possible. okay, hang on, hang on. one of you. no, you are evil. you corrupted both of them. i can't believe it. i can't believe it. evils win. number five is two away. do they really? does the hunter not say equidistant? they say it's two, it's probably, it could be two on either side. no evils adjacent to me. flip them all, man.
6:28 holy cow, two plague doctors? i am the original baker. i am the angry pumpkin. three plague doctors, learn if they're lying. i wanna see if you're lying. number one is lying. well, number one is not corrupted. you freaking liar. what the, my god, dude. they colluded, they conspired against me.
7:08 you know those mobile game ads where the puzzle is really easy but they can't solve it? here's the thing, people online these days don't say the solution to the puzzle anymore. they just go this one's easy. and that tells me everything i need to know. the negative space is all i'm looking at. okay, we have lillis. isn't that niles' wife? why is she so pressed? bag posters are a plague. bag posters be like.
7:47 but they the posters who be posting vaguely like you know what i'm talking about? are you saying it funny? simple answer. wobu she may go ren. may go ren she boo how ting got replies any response? what did you say american people bad sound? i do i, you know,
8:47 country girls make do i only know so many words. i just put them together put them together whatever order is closest to getting my meaning across. i am dizzy. that's no good man. are you corrupt? you're not corrupt and you're done lad definitely could have gotten that from clicking them if i hadn't just randomly click them as fast as possible now i can you were killed by the demon cannot be revealed horse learn if any of them are evil
9:23 between one, five and nine, there's an outcast, a villager and a minion. okay. you or i... so let's get five and nine. let's get one, five and nine. are any of you evil? false. you're fucking lying, bro. obviously. because if you were telling the truth, five would be evil and we would already be done. wait, then you weren't telling the truth. oh my god, the drunk fucked us again.
10:13 the drunk f**ked us again man. lock in? this person is going around literally just throwing a monkey wrench into the investigation and it's my fault? i mean like this is why it's like the alcoholic guy from midnight mass. everybody else, monsignor pruitt,
10:42 the lady who was in the pit for a couple of episodes as well, they all did they do some evil stuff? yeah, but they all they had reasons for doing their evil stuff. i love when you talk about midnight mask. it's is my number one mike flanagan show for sure. that's a tv show. it's it's my favorite tv show ever except for the larry sanders show. don't give up. you can do it. okay, here we go. i can do it. i can do it. number nine is a real architect.
11:23 source, i register as evil to other characters. between 2 and 5 there is a cabbage. read their profile. if truthful, wretch looks like a cabbage to me. if this is a true rogue like, holding r should work. twin minion is one card away from closest evil. wait, wait, wait. there should be... there's two evils between you, you, and you. if you are telling the truth, you're evil then.
12:32 and you said number nine is a real architect, but you have become corrupted in three, seven and eight. there's an outcast and a villager. we can make it back. three, there's an outcast and a million in a villager. you were telling the truth. seven and eight. number five is good. you told the truth. you're lying, but you were corrupted. it means you're innocent. innocent. when minion is one card away from closest evil, you're a liar, bro.
13:07 you're the twin minion because you're the twin minute. i thought he was the twin minion number four is good right side is more evil slayer no, lillis closest evils clockwise. so you guys you're contradicting each other i think number four is a real architect a judge. this is an ideal setup. you're dizzy. no one could corrupt you one villager becomes an outcast role i sit next to it and
13:48 i couldn't kill number six. okay, you're lying. number four is telling the truth. the hell? that clears all of you. closest evils clockwise. this clears you too. then you're a freaking liar, bro. oh my god. oh my god. you need to remember to use negatives. if someone is lying, then the opposite is guaranteed to be true.
14:25 this means after you suss someone, you basically have another villagers worth of info. remember to use negatives. if someone is lying, the opposite is guaranteed to be true. if someone is lying, the opposite is guaranteed to be true. i'm going to try to remember that. i'm just going to keep repeating that over and over and hoping that it enters into my brain in an actionable way.
15:07 even yeti's got beef with you. yeti and magresta both said the same thing. not a does not imply b, little bro. it might in the rules of the game though. it might in the rules of the game. it does in this game. see? exactly. one is more evil. one, five or six. between one, four and eight there's a minion, a villager and an outcast. minion is two cards away from closest evil. number eight is good. let's test this theory. couldn't kill him. i'm gonna say
15:51 and this way, if number eight is good, that means the opposite is also true. which means good is number eight. minions two cards away from closest evil. right side being more evil seems borderline impossible at this point. now there's gonna be puka corrupts and plague doctor corrupts. i wanna see if you're corrupted. number two not corrupted, you're fucked lad.
16:35 put this on you too. minion is two cards away from closest evil. could be telling the truth. between one, four and eight, there is a minion, a villager and an outcast. this can't be true. it simply can't be true because there's no other outcast except the plague doctor. okay.
17:09 the sides are the only way this works is for you to be lying because you're evil. the sides are equally evil, boom and boom. cinema didn't even have to flip it over. okay, one puka, there are no minions. that's true. that's true. that's gonna be the opening line of the denny villeneuve minions movie. there are no minions.
17:59 i can't die. an apple is like, it's made out of edible wood. that's real. that's a real descriptive way to describe an apple. a good one at least. number five is a real hunter. i'm three cards away from closest evil. there's one pair of evil. obviously you're a liar. you have to check it.
18:29 oh, you got corrupted, of course. you can't be three cards away from you. if you're corrupted, you can't be three cards away from evil. because you would have to be evil or you would have to be evil. one is evil, one, two or five. not possible, it's you. we go again. i'm the original baker. no evil is adjacent to me. oh shit, the lycanthrope. unrevealed, i'll become an evil werewolf and i will lie.
19:08 number four or six is a twin minion. no one was corrupted around me. whatever man, i was a gem crafter. could be true. don't even know where to begin. four or six is a twin minion. let's see if you were corrupted. number one is evil. number six is corrupted. could number one even be evil?
19:59 the first baker always says that they're the first baker. if i lie, i say i'm a random villager.
20:08 you're you're you're a freaking liar bro, but you might just be corrupted but you might be a freaking liar you were a freaking liar, dude and you were telling the truth new about pro tip from the developer if you right click you can get a little hint off of the the player code or the player card which will indicate to you maybe a line of reasoning that you can use to make a conclusion evils are not adjacent. no one around me was corrupted. i
20:46 we don't know if that's true. we don't know if that's true. i killed evil at number four. true. oh, that's right. check werewolf. if i'm unrevealed, i'll become an evil werewolf. i will disguise as a not in play villager. we have alchemist. we have slayer. we have baker. we have poet. we have oracle. who is a yum crafter? i feel like everything checks out, man. i feel like everything still checks out.
21:44 it could be you. it could be you. no, because you would be lying. it can't be you, but it could be you because you could be the evil that's adjacent and this would make you corrupted, which would mean you're lying. if that's the case, you also lied. but i honestly, okay, i don't know if we cleared everybody else, but i felt reasonably confident in that one regardless. shaman adds two of the same villager. okay, let's go six, seven.
22:21 when minion is two cards away from closest evil, two evils adjacent to me. that would be crazy. number eight's a real bishop. number four is good. that's almost certainly true. okay, let me see. yo, blue, thank you for the raid. you're catching me in the middle of
22:57 a very deductive time in my life. so i apologize to the chatters, but also at the same time, i apologize to the chatters twice because i'm about to hit you with a spiel. you should type in exclamation point demon bluff and go add
23:11 demon bluff to your wishlist and play the new demo that just came out on steam. and also if you like it, you should review it on steam. um, because i'm co publishing the game with off brand productions in ludwig and we just released a new demo. it's got two new villagers that are in it. it's got relics that have been added to the deck building mode. so it has a little bit more of a rogue like ish feel. and um, if i keep playing a few hours a month, eventually i'll be the best player in the world.
23:33 probably. eventually i'll be the best player in the world. but if you don't know what you're looking at right now, it is a single player werewolf, among us, blood on the clocktower, clues by sam, type coded. and i need a lot of help. i need a lot of help. if you say it's like silksong, all my chatters will buy it. unfortunately, i am an outcast but not a villain, not evil minion. so i cannot tell a lie. i can only tell the truth.
24:14 but that doesn't stop people from telling me to shut up. sometimes the truth can be hard to hear. the sook song community forgives you, i think. i mean, we've now got to have reached a point in hollow knight's existence where the two people who have the biggest beef with the hollow knight community are me and the hollow knight community, right? i flubbed the joke a little bit at the end, but it's gotta be true. the game is in its mature long tail at this point. now we're chilling. pretend i didn't say that then.
24:52 the devs are still accepting nl quotes from the ramblers. or the rambler, i should say. okay, but don't... we gotta take out the one that says, why don't homeless people just buy a house? i don't know if that was a psy op that somebody pretended that they saw that in the game or if they actually saw that, but we gotta get that one out of here. that one's gonna do some serious damage to me. you were right with that. i have to believe that there was a... there was extra context in there. it was meant as rage bait. that one's crazy.
25:30 wilyman, what's the album of the day today? i gotta know. damn, cobalt, what's up cobalt? i've been watching you play runedice as well. the gang's all here. i'm locking in. i'm locking in. we can do this. we can do this. two evils adjacent to me. i couldn't kill number 10. you're a freaking liar. you were non sus, non sus. you were good. win minion is two cards away from closest evil.
26:18 among this there are three evils. false, you fucking liar. which means you were telling the fucking truth. you absolute legend. okay. now we get a little distraction. a little nice little cognitive treat. and then we look back. then we look back again. and we finish the job. take a little tolerance break and we look back again. okay, let's be simple about it. you're evil, you're evil. you're good. you have to be good.
27:00 if you're corrupted, you would say you're dizzy. you're good. if you weren't good, then this would already be over, which means you're telling the truth, which means it's a bligget that you must be lying. it's that simple. here i am. between one, four, and six, there's a villager, a demon, and an outcast. no one was corrupted around me. if it almost rhymes, it must be almost true.
27:38 it's fun seeing these quotes and like i feel like i can always reverse engineer where it came from. this is like obviously a reaction to the reddit comment, it must be true if it rhymes very simpsons simpsons coded, then the logical extension would be if it almost rhymes, it must be almost true. but the logical extension of that, of course, would be that if something's almost true, that means it's entirely false. very interesting. number three, shut up. okay, she's valid for that.
28:12 there are no minions. that's true? well, it was fucking one of yours. here's the thing. so your sus range is everything. you are obviously lying, but you might not be evil. learn if any of them are evil. one is evil. you're evil, bro. it's that simple. it's that simple. alchemist can't be corrupted. wait, are you being dead ass with me? also, he didn't tell you to shut up.
28:56 well, he's got other things to say. he's got other things to say. he's got to say how many corrupted there are. i may say i'm a dreamer. if it almost rhymes, it must be almost true. i almost feel like i might be sus just because of the fact that we use the same quote twice. although then again, streamers do say the same thing. they say everything twice because it makes the stream half as long. excuse me. we've lost one. we will lose no more.
29:28 they really do, it's crazy. they really do. they really do. ghibli, one or five is a twin minion. six or eight is a twin minion. well you guys, okay, so it's fucking one of yous. number two, shut up. you're real? wouldn't you be saying shut up? if lies, adjacent liars will tell me to shut up instead of sharing their info? wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:11 adjacent liars tell me to shut up instead of sharing their info? i thought it was adjacent truth tellers. if the rambler lies... well, then you're not clear necessarily. but you would have to be corrupted, but you can't be corrupted. which means you're... yeah, okay. because there's nothing here that would corrupt you. one or five is a twin minion. learn a random outcast among them, if any. hear me out here.
31:00 no, wait on that. six or eight is a twin minion. it's one of yous. it can't be both though. so we know you're good. i guess it could be both. there's two evils. i don't buy it, man. i don't buy it. evils when you ran out of health. so they were both evil? i'm two cards away from closest evil. what's your win loss here?
31:47 zero infinity. three didn't tell you to shut up because they were telling me other stuff. they're telling me other stuff. they won't tell you other stuff if they're not evil. wait, is that true? shut up means they would no longer tell you the info they would have told you. so i'm like a, i'm a buff ended the buff. the ramblers of buff ended the buff unless you're evil. well, i already know that i'm not, so i don't have to worry about that. there is only one pair of evil. so you're
32:38 you're a liar, but you might not be evil. i'm two cards away from closest evil. okay, okay, i'm thinking it's freaking you then, cuz you're telling the truth. you or you is evil. how do we solve the problem? it's you because then it's you, yeah. we solved that. chancellor creates an outcast. bob hides another outcast in the deck, okay.
33:13 i'm four cards away from a corrupted character. no one was corrupted around me. i'm one away from the closest evil. closest evil is counterclockwise. i'm four cards away from corrupted character. five is evil, four is corrupted. four is not corrupted. well, it was, it was fucking one of yours.
33:54 yeah, that's why you always go with your gut. closest evil counterclockwise, that seems true as hell. you're sus, man. and you created an outcast and you sit next to it. four or seven is a twin minion. this cannot be true. because if four was a twin minion, well, i guess seven could have been a twin minion, whatever. every time i get this right,
34:34 without actually clearing all the other possibilities. it's like that scene in dumb and dumber where harry gets shot in the bulletproof vest and then lloyd goes, harry you're alive! and harry goes, i was wearing a bulletproof vest and then lloyd goes, what if they shot you in the face? are you dumb or dumber? i have to cop. i'm uh... well, i think lloyd aka jim carrey is dumber.
35:09 i've always thought he was dumber, but i got to remember on the movie cover where they're like pulling their ears and stuff, who's on the left and who's on the right? i got to think about it. but either way, i think i'm jeff daniels because i can really do some damage to a toilet. my homies wear the dumb and dumber suits to senior prom. honestly, to be a jock in high school in the mid 2000s and go to senior prom with your boy in the bright orange or the baby blue tux,
35:45 it couldn't be me, but man, it's aspirational. and then to have the, and spray it like that way, man, that would have been awesome. that would have been awesome. i went to senior prom in a gold suit. okay, cee lo green. he was definitely taking shirt off dumps in that movie. well, to be fair, lloyd did poison him with laxatives.
36:22 and while he was pouring the laxative in, he did go, he was doing that man. number four is evil. that's you. you believe that you can't know that that's not true. closest evil counterclockwise. that would be crazy. one's evil. one, six, seven. i'm one card away from closest evil. ah, shit.
37:02 so we probably have to kill one of them. maybe we don't have to kill a bombardier. poison? i'm sorry, feeding your friend a herculean dose of laxatives without informing them is poison. it's a dictionary definition of poison. they didn't kill him or like render him immobile or something, but it's definitely being poisoned. there was a foreign agent introduced into a food or beverage that caused knock on biological effects.
37:35 it is a pretty smart move for someone who's dumb and or dumber. you can die of dehydration. okay, but like i mean, you put it in a drink. he put it in a drink so i don't think that's happening to jeff daniels. doesn't make any sense to me but sparkling water is the goat. it's a great dad beverage cuz your kid will never ask to steal your sparkling water. perfect dad beverage.
38:27 anything is poison apparently? don't be don't get your feelings hurt just because chad disagreed with your take. that's are you me? that doesn't seem it's not apropos.
38:42 you got people in your comments of every single video that are basically calling for me to be ritual ritualistically sacrificed on the steps of the parliament buildings because you take a bit that i did fully wrapped in context and then recontextualize it in some kind of like in in an arc essentially in like a lore dump or something like that and then all of a sudden like you're getting mad that people disagree that laxatives are poison if they're fed to you against your will
39:10 when mom puts pills in your food, that's poisoning too, i guess. are you a dog? what do you mean your mom put pills in your food, bro? that's poison. yeah! that's poison. if your mom is putting pills in your food. chadder, you're so dumb, bro. okay, this is librarian. jim the city pumped the brakes. that's librarian. you're drugs me. i keep the context. i wouldn't know i don't watch youtube, so i apologize for that, but...
39:45 the only video i've watched on youtube in the last two years is osamu's theme from kyoko's house from mishima life in four chapters. she drugs me. that's true and the chinese bill nye intro. cracked out uncle on instagram, unfortunately. kato caught slip and straight mustard face as well. that's a classic. and bullet ball? i've got it all committed to memory. i'm watching it right now. my point. what about cs? okay, sorry, sir. i'm gonna lock in, but yes, you're right.
40:27 green, what are you doing? i said, i said me alone ramp. i said me alone ramp. green, what are you doing? oh man. crackhead does back flip off roof for a dollar. okay, but i was still watching less youtube than you. i still watch less youtube than you. 35 longitude and a walking. that's like eight videos. you probably watched eight videos yesterday.
41:00 i don't think i've seen raindrop vs mike lambon in the last eight years. or the last two years. i was gonna say eight minutes, but that's... i'm watching it up here right now. island boy video? i think i got that on reels, i don't know. guy shooting rocks at the beehive? i don't know if i've seen that. i don't know if i've seen that.
41:31 reading chat for five hours is worse than watching eight youtube videos yeah but most streamers are doing both all day so i think i'm actually doing engaging in a little bit of harm reduction right here the way most streamers stream these days they're literally doing both at the same time it's like a cerebral for loco it's absolutely catastrophic for your not only the physical health of your brain but also your mental health yes
42:02 now if you'll excuse me, i'm trying to deduce some stuff here. trying to deduce some stuff. one is evil, one six or seven. let's take a flyer. five is not corrupted. if you are, well i don't know, how would we know? we shouldn't have taken a flyer, man. closest evil's counterclockwise. you're lying or corrupted, because you should think that they're evil, which is clockwise.
42:50 you were corrupted by a plague doctor. okay, that's okay. we know you were innocent. you were corrupted by the plague doctor. you are telling the truth. you're evil. you're the chancellor and you created a wretch like me.
43:25 hey, now just had my first colonoscopy. i don't know how you went through that hell for like more than one month. it was easy, honestly. i can't take any credit. it's because the canadian medical system refused to give me any medicine. but it kind of just like passively happened. really, like i didn't really, didn't take a whole lot of effort from me. i guess a couple of times i had to like go to the hospital and try to convince them that i was sick. and then they would say some shit like, make sure you drink a lot of fluids.
43:59 number one was affected by evil. that's the way two ramblers. number six, shut up. wait, but number six is lying. they were like, um, no, you're not. yeah. i don't know. the doctor, this is, this one's messed up, man. the doctor i always think about is the er doctor who said, i've never seen anything like this before. and then later i found out that i had salmonella
44:27 it's like i literally like not to call into question that this like, this guy was in the wrong profession. but like, he was like, i don't really know what's going on here. it was not his first day. he looked like a tv doctor. he was like, like george clooney 60. you know what i mean? i thought it was some new super virus. but on the bright, he did understand how the admin worked. he kind of dr. robbie me, he got me in touch with a doctor who knew what was wrong with me. even though
45:11 anybody here ever get food po i'm sorry to do this again, but any ever anybody ever here ever get food poisoning so bad that you beg for antibiotics, but first you have to pass like 25 different tests that prove that you don't have crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis while you wait for them to actually give you antibiotics that have existed for like 200 years?
45:33 we could, but here's the thing. it might take five or six days. it's a holiday weekend. it might take five or six days for the lab to run the 17 shit samples you sent us. why don't we just have you swallow some goo and get inside of this big magnetic cylinder really quick and we'll just sort you out because i'm pretty sure you get... have you been getting frequent sores in your mouth? no? well, sometimes inflammatory bowel disorders don't present with that, so get in the tube
46:02 we can't just give you antibiotics. we gave them all to the farms. we gave them all to the farms so that chicken breasts are only eight bucks each for some reason these days, even with the antibiotics. if we gave you the antibiotics, there wouldn't be any left for the chicken. motherfucker. i am dizzy. number nine, you were not affected by evil. you freaking are evil, man. you are evil. and you've created an outcast.
46:39 and you are also evil. oh shit. why are you dizzy though? because you're evil. no, you're not evil. number one was affected by evil. that is true. among them there is a bombardier or a witness. that's true. number six, shut up. am i evil? no, you're evil. you're not. you can't be. no,
47:12 there's three more evils, bro. there's three more evils. great, now is that what you wanted? hey, enel, how do you feel about the golden knights? honestly, i have to stop talking about the golden knights as if they're an evil empire, because a, they already won and b, i've come to terms with the fact that even though i think they're the bad guys, it would actually be funny if mitch marner won the stanley cup.
47:48 is i would prefer if the golden knights didn't win the stanley cup this year. but at least the worst case scenario stanley cup winner will have at least one thing funny about it. i would rather, i'm ride or die for montreal right now, if the canes beat them, i would rather the canes beat the knights. but even if the knights win, i could be smiling down from heaven saying, mitch marner won a stanley cup the year after he got traded.
48:24 like the season after we got traded. use rambler to compare adjacents. if you know one side is good, that's big info. okay, i'm gonna write that down. i'm gonna write that down. mentally speaking. dev note rambler just by a house line has been removed. rage. thank you my goat. that's huge.
48:54 why you drinking straight from the bottle? the water tastes the same whether it's in the bottle or a glass. i'm not gonna get lectured on why am i not making one more dish dirty from the same types of people that are like, i only have one plate and one spoon in my house so i never have to do more than three seconds of dishes. i am the original baker. there's only one pair of evil. liar. liar, bro. i can get to village eight. i think that's my max. i can get to village eight.
49:32 7 is a real bishop. number 8, shut up. when you duct tape your mouth, nothing can stop you. number 8, shut up. you're either both evil or you're both good. you're obviously both good because if you were both evil then i would be good. which can't be the case because there's only two evils. literally all clear. closest evils counterclockwise. are any of them evil? false. you're also good. 1 is evil. 2, 4 or 9?
50:18 well, number four, you got some splaying to do. there's two evils. yeah, no, no, there aren't bro. there aren't two evils. not among two, seven and nine. those are the evils counterclockwise. you're telling the fucking truth. you're a fucking liar. you corrupted. number three, not good. you're corrupted. number three is not good.
51:03 but either way, oh yeah, no, i got clockwise and counterclockwise confused. yeah, you're definitely lying, but you're not corrupted. huge. okay, hold again. two pairs of evil could be true. there's one pair of evil. all right, one of you is gonna have to change. closest evils clockwise. i'm dizzy. i can't flip this one over.
51:39 i can't flip over number seven. it's two pairs of evil. i am dizzy. i'm dizzy. between seven and eight, there is a villager and a minion. one minion is three cards away from closest evil. well, in that case, bro, you're a liar. i kind of just, you seem trustworthy to me. you seem trustworthy to me.
52:19 there's only one pair of evil. well, that would mean that you were evil, bro. if you're telling the truth, and i think you are because you were lying. between seven and eight, there's a villager and a minion. well then you're fucking, what the fuck? unless you, are you fucking lying? i thought i had it under control. okay, one more, we run it back. we get to level eight.
52:54 we get to level eight, it's going to happen. there are not three corruptions around you, bro. that's not possible. evils are not adjacent, that's fucking true. number two is not corrupted. one of them is evil. it's you. i'll take a shot if you get to level five. yeah, but what do i get? it's not really like a, i don't really get anything. you get level six? you got me confused, man. i mean, you got me confused and you've gotten me confused.
53:48 a shot of caffeine? okay, well that's actually like, that's lindy. that's a negative for society i think. i am good. no evil is adjacent to me. is there an outcast? wait, wait, hang on. you're fucking lying. couldn't kill number six? you couldn't be a druid. among them there's a doppelganger? no, there isn't, man.
54:28 i usually spend an hour a day just making myself sneeze. that's true. i would recommend it too. number three, shut up! you're a fucking liar. a liar who lies. holy shit. okay, now we have a drunk. number four is actually a drunk.
55:07 there's one pair of evil? wait, i want to put a golden flag on you. i want to put a golden flag on you if this turns out to be true. because being able to suss out a drunk changes everything. number one was affected by an evil. one evil adjacent to me. one is evil. one, three or four? couldn't kill number six. how curious.
55:53 you're fucked, lad. oh shit. wait, you were corrupted, which means you're pooka. okay, saved and we get our hp back. how can there be a pair of evils? ignore him, he's drunk! gay yen's lechman coming out be like, sister, it's the opposite of liking women. okay, i don't know, that's, you put too fine a point or too blunt a point on it.
56:27 but i do like the idea of replacing bob dylan with jens leckmann in all of our... i don't even know what you call it. i guess it's queerbaiting? queerbaiting jens leckmann? the opposite of liking women is hating women. actually, it's being indifferent maybe. i don't know. i haven't really thought about it that much. who's jens leckmann? bro, you don't know the pride of gothenburg? you've never listened to night falls over cordadalla?
57:00 you've never listened to his collection of b sides and cast offs? oh, you're so silent, jens. you've never listened to wedding in finestere? holy shit, he's jens posting. don't let anyone stand in your way. i'm swedish and i've never heard of him. well, i'm canadian, i have heard of him. he exists. i don't know, what do you want me to say? he's a real person. i mean, there's probably canadians that you've heard of in sweden that i've never heard of. they play like counter strike or something.
57:48 number five was affected by evil. affected by evil. so something ain't right, man. plague doctor corrupted one of you. two is evil, four is corrupted. confirmed. you're a real one, man. literally, if you tell me something, i'll believe it.
58:15 number five, well number five was not affected by evil then. so what's wrong with them, man? they're just evil? you're just evil? there's the fun in that, man. when your friend's australian boyfriend loves sloan. okay, that's huge. i love sloan as well. but i do have to
58:39 i have to ask what kind of sloan listener are they? are they like, if it feels good do it or are they like underwhelmed? because i'm an, i mean i don't mind like a money city maniacs or something like that but i'm more of an underwhelmed guy. i smoked pot with sloan kettering. you did not. stop. we got the line wrong because it's i smoked pot with johnny hopkins and then you say me and sloan kettering we're blazing that shit.
59:15 but still, i knew where you were coming from regardless. i'm the original baker. evil adjacent to me. i was a lover. okay, sophie b hawkins. i'm two cards away from the closest evil. wait, did the chatter drink their shot? damn, yeah. i'm not throwing away my shot. i'm not throwing away my shot.
59:53 see you made a stupid bet that now you must regret and i'm not throwing away my shot. yes, i took a shot of berlinerluft. you need me to film it? no, that's okay. that's all right, but berlinerluft. it's like donut air or something based on all the german that i know which is 99 luft balloons and then also the schwartzpfeffer. isn't that the shit that jfk was saying? isn't that the shit that jfk, it could be benign?
1:00:37 peppermint schnapps? you do you, man. you do you. i'll stick with the pelly in the belly. two cards away from the closest evil. i am dizzy. number six is evil. number one is corrupted. i trust you. plague doctor's been a goat this time. one evil adjacent to me? learn if an outcast is among them. among them there is a plague doctor. true as fuck. one evil adjacent to me? they're destroyed.
1:01:22 there are no corrupted characters. no evils. well, it sounds like the village is fucking idyllic, bro. sounds like we got no problems. there's three evils in a village of seven? no comment. there's neighborhoods in vancouver like this though. no corrupted. seems fair. that's why, okay, again, seems is not valid. three or six is a puppeteer. there's two bards, but both bards are saying the same thing, man.
1:02:12 one of the bards is a puppet. one of the bards is a puppet because they're both telling the truth but one of them is evil underneath. i want to know how many are evil here? zero? that checks out, i trust you. the hidden outcast in the deck
1:02:51 was a doppelganger. so the doppelganger copied the other bard that was an evil and appeared to be evil. so close to level eight. it's not fair, man. it's not fair. have you won yet? there is no winning. the mode is called endless. but ironically, that's going to do it for now. we'll be back with more demon bluff later throughout the week or throughout the month here.
1:03:24 but i do need to tell you, it has a new demo available on steam. go play it. go play it. go like it. go review it. go add the game to your wishlist. i'm publishing it with off brands, including ludwig from video games. it'll be coming out later this year. thanks to the devs for coming out with a new demo and giving me a chance to play it today. i'm excited, man. i do keep getting worse every time i play it, but surely that can't last forever.