chinese zz top - Bits and Banter [05⧸28⧸2026]

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0:00 ni hao? ni hao to you as well. you guys working on your tone, sandi? you know, even though ni hao is like two tone threes, it's actually more like a tone two into a tone three? pissing me the fuck off, man. i can't read that. i can't read those characters. i can only read like eight characters, man. that said, sensei? i don't know, sensei. ending my friendship with... sensei starting my friendship with lao shi. chat?
0:32 give me a second here. ni men shi wo de lao che ma. my fluent king. we're getting there bit by bit, man. ni shi wo de wang peng you. you are my online friend. say ni hao to ni de
1:00 ciao peng yo. the ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
1:29 i have my book here. how about this? i'm gonna do my alt. okay. you are eating with your friends.
1:56 would you like to eat with me next time? wait, that's advanced. wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. this should be ryan's alt. yeah, we all know. we all know. yeah, i'll be shooting.
2:23 oh, is that how to say i'm shitting? that's all. excuse me. no, where where where men show gaga says was i are nali. that was good. that is good. you are my you are my one. you are my one. yeah. yeah. he is. he won't yell. shall you make me shout? won't yell.
2:56 he's a little little long yo, yep, he's my little long long long yo when dd thinks he's blah blah of dd thinking that blah blah. oh, no, really many such cases we could deprecate on can start calling people blah blah. oh, i
3:26 corey corey, whoa should need a laoban. ciao dd. i'm your boss little bro. okay. this is awesome. how can i respond to this? do i have to bark? what do you want me to do?
3:56 i'm also trying to play this clip but i'm getting insulted in a language i don't speak. you're not getting insulted. i'm just... you're just getting mong, dude. there's the vibes there, though. the vibes are there that i'm being insulted. corey lauban. i think so.
4:09 hello, is it working? it's working. yeah. it's pretty good. no longer naked lady in the profile. oh my god. dude. naked lady in the profile picture. no, this is true. it was a cat with some pillows guys. get over your you'll get over it. i'm not the one freaking out. you are definitely the one who freaked out. that's why you put it on the profile picture. what?
4:37 you really thought like, i want a cute profile picture of a cat. is that why you put that there or do you think like, well, it's a cat boy. relax, relax guys. he's boa boa. he's boa boa. boa boa. i like that little, little, little old uncle. you little my dad's oldest brother.
5:04 why don't we start early? okay, and then when we get the second one, we're paying dividends. did i have rerolls? you did. the grippers. did i anyway? oh. that's pretty good. and there's a spoiler. aroma therapy? oh my god, look, i'm cute. yeah, less stress. oh! can someone do something and i'll clap for you. check that out. check that out.
5:38 just think about that. all right, that is i drifted into the there's more claps. they got the friend slob formula down to a science with this one. little bit of cute, little bit of chaos. yeah, yep, yep. rogue like formula, proximity voice chat. playing with two baldies. yeah. that's so true. the broadcast is pretty good. my god. don't get your fork in it. the way it moves your head.
6:09 oh, you will drop your shit. welcome to your new job. oh, well, i got a cheap score goal. thanks, corey. yeah, we scored that goal. how do you throw it? i feel like john terry getting all the credit for didier drogba's incredible right foot. check this. check this. check this. that's a. oh, ok, ok, ok.
6:51 imagine if we could all drift concentrically. never mind, might not be possible. all right, lock in, lock in, lock in. that's not locking in, that's crashing out. no, i'm crashing out.
7:18 i'm sending a bunch of eggs, sending a bunch of eggs. one truck away, one truck away. not worth, not worth. it's not, if you see a chicken in lava, do not pick it up. it's not worth. ryan, show your dirty mouth. guys, i'm stuck, i'm stuck, i'm stuck. can you move the scrubber? i'm stuck. god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god, god
7:50 i like ghosts. i like ghosts. imagine if we lived in that world. i like ghosts. i'm here at the sinclair county fair and i've got a very special gentleman here. how are you feeling today? yeah, he's got he's got turtle face paint on. yeah. take these chains off and then say it again. tire chains.
8:19 tire chains, tire chains. yeah, tire chains. you get sad when you run out of nitro? not really. i haven't really been using it to be honest. holy cow, holy yeah! oh my god, don't stop! i wonder if you know that you do beat tokyo. holy shit.
8:51 we're not hitting each other dude. i ran out of gas. okay. do you do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
9:18 i'm like, i'm imagining myself in the wonderful world of pokemon right now. i hope this eight year old kid didn't bring a bulbasaur. oh, no stack it stack it stack it whatever you do just stack it. yeah, just put them on there
9:34 oh my god, oh my god, we need red. we need red moved over red moved over now i'm taking red all reds all reds. look at that. no sweat before he's talking like he cheers for liverpool. you never walk alone lad. you never walk. you never walk alone lad i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. i'm, i'm just gonna stack i'm just gonna stack okay, okay. uh, send a send a oh shit it gets thrown look at the arrow on the ground, bro
10:04 oh, happy partner anniversary somebody. oh, it's me. it's me. it's me. it's your partner anniversary. wait, your partner anniversary and your partner's anniversary. your partner anniversary and your partner's anniversary are so close together. oh, i clapped and i bought a thing. well, i'm buying more. i think we need more scrubby. you know what?
10:31 is this an auto scrub? yeah. oh yes it is. oh no, this is a self scrub. that's the manual. it's a self scrub. i say no thanks. your partner anniversary and your partner's anniversary are really close together. is it weird to say your partner's anniversary because that's also yours? yeah, but it's not as funny to say your partner anniversary and your anniversary. it's a simple rule of humor. i know, i'm throwing a whole wrench into the gears here. you understand the first rule of improv?
11:00 yes, and? yes, exactly. you're too green and a red right now. hey, that's a break. what are you doing?! you have a there's a break! there's a break on the forklift. you don't have to just crash into them. okay, send it, send it.
11:31 there's not a break on the floor. there is a break! just press tap a! tap a lightly. we need some greens, y'all. tap a lightly fucking sends me! oh yeah. oh yeah. some aggressive catch all. we gotta go easy mode. we gotta go easy mode. you guys are crazy. you're crashing into each other nonstop. what's wrong with the cat feed? you're crashing into everything nonstop. what's wrong with cat feed? have you guys never played final fantasy xiv?
12:00 you got him confused with the the tonberry bro
12:09 you gotta come here and you're like, what? you're like, what's wrong with this little guy? he's just a little guy with a lantern. oh, he's coming over by me. he's coming over by me. boom! cactuar did like 9999 damage. well, maybe that's both of them. maybe you're fighting the wrong cactuar. there's a smaller cactuar. it was the... i don't know. cactuar is a nice guy. trust cactuar. okay, i choose paper.
12:37 10,000 needles i chose scissors so i won all right i guess we're gonna rank i guess that's how it is that's crazy i want to get the home right now we need all the cleaning yes i think we need all the scribbles we need all the cleaning here comes the red oh you driving it's like driving in richmond that we're here man
13:06 i don't know if it's like ping or what, but it really feels like you're crashing into each other on purpose. it's like they turn into me. the you go left, i'll go right type shit. yeah, sure, sure, sure. there's arrows, there's arrows on the ground. i was going in that direction first. there's arrows on the ground that tell you which direction to go and which direction not to. that's such a good argument for driving the wrong way on the highway.
13:36 he's right, you know. i was driving this way first, okay? i'm bringing three. so i i'm crashing out of the cactus. the cacti are oh, i'm gonna let me prune those for you. let me prune those. yeah, we need like one person doing the cactus. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i see your point now. i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm crashing out! i'm crashing out!
14:06 the boost pad right into two cactuses is nuts. that one's good to go with two more reds. okay, i'm gonna be on, i'm not gonna deliver anything. i'm just gonna cut these cactuses and i'm gonna work these scrubbers, man. i'm gonna be cleaning the floors. cuz we're in her saying fuck while her character's getting bleeped out. it popped out of the ground. one more green bottom. no, one green b, a, two red, five green. fuck, fuck, fuck.
14:38 there's so many cactus. i love it beeping while you're swearing. so like you're all we hear is like fuck fuck fuck fuck. i'm gonna you guys get the ingredients. i'm gonna do a whole little prune helping here with with gigas. the music is so hip. more red up top. i love the music.
15:13 you see how quick that fucking shit was too? that shit was fucking fast. that's two orders down, bro. oh, clean. we don't have a cow. we have a bull. bro, just dodge! like i feel like i'm losing my mind.
15:43 what happened? we're on like a collision course, i'm swerving and he's just holding the line. he's a mess! you think you're swerving and i think i'm swerving so we're both swerving and then not swerving. why does it sound like it knocked you far away?
16:04 why is bro doing donuts in the ao? i'm freaking out. you were doing d'un gen chuan in the in the ordnance area, man! hey, chill, chill!
16:29 you chill you try to last try to steal my shit. i didn't try to steal your shit. there's a circle on the ground that indicates where i'm gonna go the wheels i might take the wheels motherfucker okay, that was awesome i'm liking i'm liking the way your tires don't man. that was awesome. yeah. yeah, i got the big ones in the front
16:56 oh, do not sneeze, do not sneeze, do not sneeze. one china, one china top. oh, it's not looking good here. what do we need on b? what do we need on b? you guys sounding like trump. yeah, i thought so too. i thought so too. we need three bulls on b! two china, one bull on a. two china, one bull. two china, one bull. two china.
17:21 what do we need? what do we need over here? what's on a? one china, one china. i got it. one china. there's only one. okay. i got it. i got it. i got it. what the? send it off! bull hit the button. what was that sound? we need three bulls on a. four china. three china. three china on b. three china, three china. one day there will be three china. oh god. we love, we love, we love,
17:55 i'm just gonna farm stats like use code lovely momo. that actually is something that the current white house might say though. yeah, yeah. yeah. yeah. the july 4th ufc competition sponsored by lovely momo.
18:20 oh, and she is lovely. yes, she is. ice sounds terrible. we gotta because she is. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? stevie momo folks.
18:38 the fabulous, the beautiful stevie momo with her cypher sore eyes. i didn't mean to re roll that. i didn't do anything. i touched that, but alright. damn it. dude, this feels like natural to a beast like me. we're just skating here. yeah. we should make the game a little harder though. cause like it's a little too easy for a beast like us. maybe you want some ghost action?
19:02 i want it to be like, clean it up, where you're like really freaking out. some ghost action sounds fucking funny. dan ackroyd's search history. i need a little ghost action. slimer, he's a disgusting pig. big green fatso, made of goo, made of ooze, maybe. what happens if we just fling the bees at the wall? like you just full slam the bees at the wall?
19:30 like what what happens if you just only chases you giga my god. that's me oh, she's having a my girl moment over there yes, dude my colkins mccauley. okay. i'm taking i'm taking the ice. i'm taking the ice. i think the cold weather will make these little timid
19:57 yeah, it should like slow them down, but i don't think it's gonna work that way. boy, you should breathe smoke into the hive to chill them out. you just like rip a cloud into... how they like that pineapple ice. shao didi. there's three piles total. oh my god! ryan! i'm not gonna get in the way, i'm not gonna come over and get in the way. can i ask why you were moving so slowly?
20:33 oh shit!
21:06 don't get me stressed out. kory, my culture is not your costume. every time someone always goes, look at you. every time i say something with an accent, trying to undevelop my accent.
21:24 are you new yorker? yeah. oh shit. i used to talk like this, like unironically. and then i started spending time online and it just like, it's gone. it just went away. see, i started spending time online and then i started sounding like i was from new york. see, i like hear it but don't hear it. you're like people who are like, it sounds like it's from new york. new yorkers say bagel bagel.
21:47 no, absolutely not. they say, could i get a bacon, egg, cheese, salt and pepper ketchup? may i want to roll? yes, sir. yes, sir. except for this fucking guy.
21:58 other canadians. one be down here, one be down here, one be down south. does anyone actually say bagel bagel? or is that ryan devel? it's just this guy. it's not just me, it's all canadians. you just wouldn't know it because nobody's eating carbs anymore. i'm canadian though. it's because they're scooping them. they're scooping them now. they're scooping them. vancouver, no disrespect. it's not real canada. what the fuck?
22:26 canadians from like, petawawa, they say bagel. can you drive where the arrows are pointing? this is the wrong way!
22:44 you see the guys or the video of the woman who got pulled over by the cop and then he's like i pulled you over because i saw you using texting with your right hand and then she pulled up her arm with no hand and she's like do you just want to call this a day then? oh my god it was good it was good she like waved it. hello ma'am hey good morning i'm debri gasala with the pumash county sheriff's office. this is why you're being pulled over in the city of lakewood today we're doing an operation for distracted driving you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand manipulating that phone i mean
23:12 i saw you with your phone in your hand. so obviously not. so you want to just call this a day? i don't want to call a day. you had a hand manipulated. you just said my right hand. well, i thought i saw you with your right hand. you had a hand. so you didn't. the right hand. i saw you manipulate. so you didn't. with the right hand? perhaps not, right? but you didn't see me with my right hand. you're saying that you saw me with my right hand. i know what i just said. i know what i just said. i'm asking you now. did you or not have your phone on your hand? i did not. you did not have your phone on your hand? i did not. hand to god, you did not have your phone on your hand. hand to god.
23:41 the other hand's a guy, you don't have a pony hand. and a guy. cool. you got your driver's license, registration, and insurance with you. yes i do. alright, ma'am. so you're going to receive a citation for a wireless communication device handheld while driving. you can't, we got to put the phone down or else we'll operate a motor vehicle. oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right hand holding it. i did not put that. no, if you want to take it to court. but that's what you said when you pulled me over. yes, that's what i said. yes. that you saw me holding my device with my right hand. i'm not disagreeing with you. yes, that's what i said. yes. okay. yes. so if you want to take it to court. and that's what you saw.
24:07 that's what i said. that's what you said. you saw. yes. okay. okay. i'm gonna take it to court option five in the back of the ticket that's how you take that ticket of court. you have any questions for me? no. yeah. yeah. yeah. he's like no i saw you with like he doubled down. oh no. what are you talking about? i don't have a hand. she's like my right hand, right? my right hand. she's like waving her half arm because it's like gone at the elbow. it's so... oh man. i liked her. i liked her attitude about it. absolutely. there is no... there is no fire.
24:37 you sound like the app. you sound like the app. my friend who was teaching me a long time ago, she said you just have to overdo it to the point where you're a little concerned people are gonna get offended and then you actually sound right. and i was like that, i don't know if i wanna do that. she was like no trust. i can give you more ghosts. hi youtube. you don't know that this runs making it to youtube yet.
25:08 we could still fuck this up somehow. it's been known to happen, man. first two fucked up runs always make it in the video. now that's damn true. give me 53 gold and a hey! it does kinda sound like a the same, uh... i'm in love with you, and you're in love with me and my sweet heart. hey! we should do that next time we see that. next time we see join forces. we gotta do that. i belong to something game. hey! and i'm jumping up a game.
25:39 i think that's an l track. it's in the running for probably, in my opinion, worst song of the 2010s. yeah, i can't disagree with you on that one. i do think that the worst song of all time is definitely... i don't know if it would be the worst song of all time, but in the running for worst song of all time is...
26:01 the cha cha slide. the cha cha slide is truly, absolutely, god awful. there's a reason you only hear it at weddings and like middle school sporting events. truly just a horror piece of music. you have no whimsy? no, i just fucking like good stuff man. instead of stuff that sucks like the cha cha slide. and then bag of marbles. bag of marbles with scythe? oh and then a turn 1 scythe?
26:30 ciao, didi. that's huge, man. sounds like italian dexter. could be worse, could be italian deb. remember? from dexter, the tv show. holy shit. pantograph too? deb was chill. she fucking was the opposite of chill, bro. she was permanently pressed. jesus fucking christ, dex. she was always saying shit like that.
27:02 he does seem hard to live with. they didn't fucking live together. he had his own apartment. he had to have his own apartment. he was doing all those murders. he was a fucking serial killer. yeah, but you're like the thing is you're going she's valid. he's he's an asshole. she was the one who was fucking with him bro. he was always like you're my sister. i don't think we should. she was always like jesus fucking christ dex. why are you hitting me with question marks? you clearly did not watch the entire series of dexter.
27:33 she went fucking crazy in like season six or something like that. she went insane. when did she try to fuck him? it happened, man! look it up! read a book! there was, thank you, they did in the last season. there was romantic tension between them. then you got all the freaks that are saying, yeah, but it turns out they weren't related. still fucking a little frowned upon at a minimum.
27:56 writers fucked up killing dokes so early? bro, the writers didn't do that. that was dex. that was the bay harbor butcher, man. you seem to be fucking confused. don't kill me! gotta be honest with you, i think we take nothing, man. you're confused it was lila? oh shit, it fucking was lila.
28:14 i gotta be honest with you, i feel like starting with a can we say she ruined everything? dexter kind of had his shit under control after he took out the ice cream truck killer. but then season two, it all went wrong man. he did fly to paris just to murder her. he was having kind of like a francis haas sort of moment. it was the ice truck killer, not the ice cream truck killer.
28:37 i seem to recall that whenever he was on the screen it was going like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
29:04 man, what do you mean man? this not exhausting makes it better. it's random cards instead of random cards from a different class or random attacks from a different class, man. splash is so much better. splash doesn't exhaust either. yeah, but i don't want my hand filled with like bullshit attacks. i want it filled with shit that i fucking chose, man.
29:23 also, i don't care because as far as i'm concerned if you disagree with me on anything you're literally just going off a tier list that you watched because you have infinite free time and i don't because i have one child. so counter that. counter that argument. splash you choose two but it's only attacks!
29:40 mm hmm. joe, i'm beefing with you. i'm beefing with you, joe. i played against you in video games and i've mopped the fucking floor with you, okay? so as soon as you start doing joe saying, splash is much stronger. okay, buddy. literally, i went toe to toe, tete a tete with a fucking rendezvous with you in rumbleverse. so i should know to discount your opinion when it comes to strategy in video games. chowdidi, how do you feel about that?
30:09 that was an action game, not a strategy game. action is just real time strategy, bro. i hate all these cards. i don't want them. they make our deck worse. i'm going to hawaii, so l for you. it's actually l for you because they don't want you there. truthnuke, don't you go to hawaii? yeah, they don't want me there either. we're not so different, i'm guessing. would you buy the $500 ultrasonic knife? i feel like i'm missing something.
30:37 $500 ultrasonic knife. is it in counter strike or is it for like cooking? it cuts stuff without sawing. i just have a knife for that? that cuts without sawing? i mean, i guess i just kind of use my arm. to be fair, you can definitely get like a $500 knife that still like requires you to saw.
31:00 i know because as with every like fake hobby that i try to get into that my chat tells me to get into i took a look at like oh i should buy like one really nice knife and then i was like what the fuck these really nice knives are like $300 each and they don't even like have a leather pommel or anything
31:21 and the same people who were telling me to buy a really, really nice japanese knife are like, mcdonald's is too expensive these days. it just doesn't make any sense. and they're saying some shit like, i can't go back to coach because i flew in first class once and i'm losing my mind. i feel like i'm losing my mind. i knew good girls like magic guys. but it's funnier if you imagine that it's a yu gi oh player saying it.
31:51 the city of angels lonely as... sing it with me if you know the words. lonely as i am, together we cry. i have a theory by the way and i think it's kind of coming true.
32:07 starting to learn the four tones of mandarin has actually made me a better singer in english because i'm like learning about pitch a little bit. i actually think it's making me realize that like there's different pitches in... this is why chinese music sounds so good to me. this is why it always sets me free. this is why angular banjos sound so good to me. would you let chiblee crash at your house? unironically, absolutely. yeti? no. and that's honestly, don't take this the wrong way.
32:38 anybody who's not yeti, but yeti is 19 years old. i am not letting a 19 year old stay at my house. they're gonna fuck it up. it's like they're a child essentially. they're not, they don't know.
32:54 i'm not saying no 19 year olds are like taking good care of their living spaces, but on average, you know, you're dealing with people who are, you know, their moms are still like doing their dishes for them and stuff like that. i know because i've been there. i'm fucking dead by the way. maybe you guys are right. maybe, uh, maybe splash clears. i always enjoy going to the shopping mall. wait,
33:21 i'm in love with you, you're in love with me and my sweet heart. i'm in love with you, you're in love with me and my sweet. that was, we fucking hit, we even gave it that fucking pause. did you see how we gave it that pause? that was kind of awesome. overhated song? nah, man. probably like literally, in my opinion, under hated song.
33:48 what's that song called? can someone help me? all i know is that in the parentheses after the song name it says, hey ho. and i'm not even trying to be like an asshole. i literally don't know what it's called. i just know that it has hey ho. oh, it's ho hey, my bad. i apologize. apparently it's ho hey. it's a deckload of fun. i do, i have to see abgn's opinions on slay this buyer 2, man.
34:19 it's like a deckload of fun! who made this game? chriscards? fredfunz is also good, but i feel like chris... chriscards just has a certain... je ne sais quoi. the lead engineer is literally called jakecard? no way, man. no, seriously? this is not the a9 boss. i understand why you're saying that. you're saying that because it only becomes a10?
34:46 in your head, once you kill this boss, no bro. we made decisions throughout this fucking run that we would not have made.
34:53 on a9. we buffed up our max hp like crazy because we knew there was going to be a second boss. so there's a fucking knock on effect from every single decision we've made on this run. we've been on a10 the whole time. sometimes you lose against the first boss and people go, oh, that wasn't even an a9 victory. we weren't on a9! i was going for an a10 victory! there's a slightly different suite of decisions that you have to make as a result of the changing parameters!
35:16 but they don't fucking get it because they're addicted to this like fucking reductive mindset. they don't even understand. another reeve. what is a reeve anyway? when chad doesn't talk for three seconds. wait, wait, we're gonna get him back. streamers when chad doesn't talk for three seconds. what's your favorite gun to your head? what's the first fruit you pick up in the produce section of the grocery store?
35:43 i belong with you, you belong with me, my sweet heart. why is someone aiming a gun at my head in the grocery store? you want me to make the obvious joke or is that beneath me? i'm gonna say that's beneath me. i'm gonna say we don't need to stoop to that level. we are not american. statistically not true. based on my own analytics, statistically not true. many of you, many of you are
36:16 american. now, duoshen? i don't know. i simply don't know. and i also don't know how to say i don't know in mandarin, which i think i should work on because that seems like something that is really relevant. it's duoshao. whatever. it's pissing me off that so many of you know mandarin. i'm supposed to be the only guy who knows mandarin. and don't say some shit like, i'm chinese.
36:50 i'm supposed to be the only guy, okay? i'm supposed to be the only guy who knows it. i'm supposed to be the only guy learning it. ahau, ha. i forgot. that could be chinese zz top, man. ahau, hau, hau, hau. picturing a bunch of old chinese guys with like really long beards. ahau, hau, hau, hau. it is the wrong tone.
37:19 i can't do it. i can't do it that fast. if you say three house in a row, do you still have to adhere to tone? sandy does it? does it become a, oh, how, how nobody's ever done it before they need, they need a chinese matthew mcconaughey and then they'll need it. how do you know they don't have one already? oh shit. spinny boy. good to see you by the way, i've never seen you and yeti in the same room at the same way. that's literally the opposite of what i'm trying to say.
37:52 i've never seen you without yeti, so i'm happy to see you're still in here chillin'. yeti hasn't been here today. probably found another home because we weren't live for like the first three hours when we normally are. don't call him yeti's minion. that's actually so fucked up. that's insane. didn't yeti get banned? there's a whole, you wish is what i'm trying to say. there's a whole thing going on there.
38:25 now you're fucked. i got my strength back. there it is. and now you're all gonna pay. i mean, that's like it. that's on sight. now you're all gonna pay. because that you fucking fucked me before. get ready to eat shit. more? more? there's one soul. that's all we need. that's all we fucking need. one of these. one of these. guys, that was less than we fucking needed. no!
39:13 it seems unbelievable. it seems unbelievable and yet here we are. i don't know, i guess i'm gonna raid my wife now that we're at the end of the stream here.
39:25 a deck that didn't improve at all in act two dies in act three. shocking. can you take at l ian out of your uh, your handle? you take at l ian out of your handle, you're not cool enough to like an album that good. you're talking like someone who's not well, now that i think about it, you're not talking like an outkast fan in like 2001, but you're talking like an outkast fan in 2026. so that actually you're valid for that, truthnuke? wo bu shi, wo bu shi, my equal ren.
39:57 so i don't know. i don't know. i said it, but i don't know because wo bu shi mai guo ren. anyway, i'll send you over there. see you tomorrow. later.
40:14 it's got a lot of heart and soul i don't know the rest of the words but it's got a pretty good bass line pretty good bass line, heart and soul
40:29 my wife is streaming maja monday's pog i'll send you right over to her stream hope you have a great rest of your monday night i'll see you tomorrow for domekeeper boop boop boop ask grammy dur dur dur dur dur