IT'S DEMON BLUFF DEMO DAY (Demon Bluff)

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0:00 good news everyone! sorry, you are now saying this in professor farnsworth's voice from futurama. it is may the 27th, it's a wednesday. demon bluff now has a new demo available on steam. go to exclamation point demon bluff, click the link, play the demo, review the demo, add the game to your wishlist. i am working with ludwig from video games and offbrand to co publish this game later this year. i'm gonna assume you probably know what demon bluff is by now, more or less, but...
0:29 it is essentially single player social deduction among us werewolf where as you play you get introduced to roles around the town. they give you pieces of information. you use those pieces of information to find out who the evil people are and then you take them out so the rest of the town can survive.
0:48 what's new in the demo. there's two new characters and every new character that gets added like increases the complexity of the game by an order of magnitude because all of their information that they give interacts with all of the information that everybody else gives. and then also the roguelike
1:09 deck builder version of the game has relics now but have some patience we're still trying to make sure that we can we're kind of shoving the roguelike trappings that i love so much into a game that is like um mathematically complex when it comes to deductive reasoning so it has to work well in order to
1:29 be good enough. like the balance has to be that you can't just be like, oh, you get like one extra shot or something like that because it just blows out the loop of the game. i'm not the game designer. i'm just i'm pouring one out for them because it's a challenging task with a game like this for sure. how involved with the day to day development of this game are you? i made every asset in the game.
1:54 i made every asset in the game. i made the key art on the steam store page. i made the music. really? no, not really. not really. okay, you ready? there are two evils among the characters. find and execute the two evil characters. i'm ready. i'm ready. plague doctor. one good villager is corrupted.
2:26 corrupted means they lie and their ability doesn't work. a wretch registers as evil to other characters. a chancellor, one villager becomes an outcast and i sit next to them. hide an outcast in the deck. i lie in disguise. okay, what the heck is an outcast? could be a big boy, could be an andre 3000. could be either or. a jester. pick three characters, learn how many of them are evil.
2:57 i am a knower. i recognize that there was a new particle effect when you flip over a card. that's new. number four was affected by evil. oh, and it highlights the one that they're talking about too, man. you program that? yeah, exactly. one thing you need to know, if you see a knight, you try to kill them.
3:19 because if they are really a knight, they won't be able to die. if they are not a knight, they are lying and deserve the blade. it's that simple. pick three characters, learn how many are evil. wait, wait. so one, you created an outcast next to you. number four is a real jester. no one was corrupted around me. and a wretch.
3:53 that saved a wretch like me, man. i think... can i see if you were corrupted? number four was not corrupted. how many are evil between chancellor, wretch, and medium? if it says one, you are a liar. there's two. i think you're telling the freaking truth, bro. you're obviously evil.
4:24 now how about you? if i do one, two, three, there's two evils? wait, i think you're telling the freaking truth. but you said number four was affected by an evil. chad, i need a refresher even though i programmed the game. what is an outcast? an outcast is a yellow bordered unit. like for example, it could be a drunk who
5:02 is lying but is not evil. like you, you could be lying but not be evil. you could be lying and saying they were a f but one of you has to be evil because there's two of you here so i'll just slay one of you. you were a doppelganger. i disguise as a good villager in play. okay, so you're you were telling the truth. you were a freaking liar, dude!
5:32 was number four was oh number four wasn't corrupted they were simply turned into an outcast is this correct outcasts are good well everything up until idle wild even idle wild is okay man it has like morris brown still a pretty good song even though everyone's kind of memory hold the whole album okay okay i know people don't really know don't really know idle wild but it's the movie was not great yeah it's no atl let's put it that way
6:11 we have a puppeteer. a random adjacent villager becomes a pup, a puppet. it's evil but tells the truth and you hide an outcast in the deck. number four or six is a puppeteer. number eight is evil. between one, four and five there is a villager, a minion and an outcast. wait, this seems, this seems very plausible.
6:42 and a dreamer. pick two characters, learn a role that's among us and one that's not. okay, i can, number seven is a real medium. pick two characters, learn if any or evil. one medium is not real, man. so let's, are any of these evil? true. i think that means you're good. learn a role that's among them and one that's not. i have to remember, what's the ticket with the dreamer?
7:17 you use it on the same roll and then it tells you one roll that's among the ones not. you use it on the same roll and if it doesn't say medium, wait, pick two kills. there's one roll that's among them and one that's not. there is a werewolf or a medium. you're telling the truth. one of these must be a medium.
7:51 number eight is evil. four or six is a puppeteer. between one, four and five there is a villager, a minion and an outcast. one is a villager that leaves four and five. this literally checks out if you are a puppeteer. i've solved the problem. seven clears eight. eight says four is a puppeteer. four is a puppeteer. we check it. oh jesus.
8:31 you're evil then. you, one of you. we need to kill two more evils. no, no, no, man. okay, between one, four and five. one of you is, one of you is evil, which means you fucking lied. start me off in something a little bit more basic. all right, i'm starting to feel a little bit more like myself.
9:15 slayer, huge one to have in the deck. rambler, to confuse your enemies you must first confuse yourself. i actually believe this is true. this is a costanzian logic. it's not a lie if you believe it. you can tell the truth that is dishonest if you make yourself believe that it's true first. even if you know before telling yourself that it's true that it was false. i can't die. there is only one pair of evil.
9:43 what's puka again? villagers adjacent to me are corrupted if possible. number five was affected by evil. bro, you're number five. i am good. i am good. puka's four cards away from nearest evil? that seems very unlikely. cuz you say there's a pair of evil and you say puka's four away. okay, first step. okay, no such luck. the knight is thus good. now here's where things get interesting.
10:17 minion lie, minion is basic. they lie in disguise. villagers adjacent to me are corrupted. they lie and their ability doesn't work. one's evil, three, five or six. i think number five is a liar because if you were, ah no, cause you could be, okay. if you were evil and you were pooka, you would have corrupted number five, which would mean that they're then telling the truth, which corrupted characters don't do.
10:56 i think that you are evil as a result of that, but i haven't fully figured out how i would draw the conclusion from that yet. okay, okay. and then you are lying and you are, if i'm evil or corrupted, i say i am dizzy, which means you're good. you're lying. there is no pairs of evil, but you're good. there's no pairs of evil. okay, you're good.
11:35 then the next step is if evil i execute one's evil three five or six literally true who comes four cards away from evil that could only be you or you but you're good ergo if you can kill you i couldn't kill eight couldn't kill eight because you're cuz it's not evil which means you're evil yes, yes, yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. oh
12:16 and that one, that took a leap of faith for me. that one took a leap of faith. mostly because i've been trained to immediately doubt anything i say with confidence. it's luddy! lycanthrope. lycanthrope. at night if i am unrevealed, i become an evil werewolf and i will lie. at night... don't say one eye is higher than the other. at night if i am unrevealed,
12:55 i become an evil werewolf and i will lie. i disguise as a not in play villager. okay, i see the deck. can i see what's in play? empress, start by just getting us to the one before the night, which would be right here. empress, alchemist. what was the other one? oracle.
13:34 empress alchemist oracle. so the next one will cause if it's not lycanthrope, it will cause the lycanthrope to become a werewolf and turn evil. scout. scout was legit. so now there isn't there one more evil now? oh, there's no ludwig in this deck. i got i'm stun locked. he's not in play here. they're just letting you know. two minions and a puka.
14:04 duke is one card away from closest evil. now that would be interesting. a lot of active abilities. so these guys kind of clear each other. twin minion is one card away from closest evil. two empresses, two empresses a little spicy. one is evil one four five, one is evil two four five.
14:32 a flag doctor can learn if anyone was corrupted. pooka corrupts around them. check empress. number 10 is not corrupted. if that means you are corrupted, 4 or 9 is not a twin minion. guys, learn if they're lying. are you lying? number 1 is saying the truth. there was a corruption around you. if there was a corruption around you and you're not corrupted,
15:11 you must be evil and you must be lying. but why? because pooka, oh it didn't have to be pooka, it could have been a minion. you could be pooka. pooka would then you'd be like, no but you're telling the truth. you're telling the truth. one's evil, one, four, five. one, four, five. when minion is one card away from closest evil. learn how many are evil, okay.
16:00 there's one evil, i think you're evil. lucky guess. so this, you were telling the truth, cuz we said you, you and you. four or nine is a twin minion. i believe that you're telling the truth and nine is a twin minion, but that one took a pair of brass ones cuz if it was wrong, we would have lost immediately. and then we have a pooka. pooka should be easy. there was one corruption around me.
16:43 around me is within range too, bro. i can do this. it's within range too. and pooka corrupts next to him. so you could have corrupted, but you were telling the truth. you were not corrupted. you were good and not corrupted. you were corrupted. no, you were corrupt, but you were telling the fucking truth, man.
17:18 10 is not corrupted. one is evil, two, five or seven. you're telling the truth. four or nine is a twin minion. you're telling the truth and you were telling the truth. one's saying the truth. there's one corruption around me. bro, i don't know. i don't know. i don't know. you were telling the truth. ergo, it can't be you or you. you told the truth. you said that you told...
17:57 take the clear off him. but you're good, no you're good, but you could have been corrupted. you could have been fucking lying because you're... there's no other way. if you were telling the... it's 10 bro, but 10's telling the truth! 2, 5 or 7... oh no no no, you're right, it's 10. you know what? what i made a mistake, i did a heuristic in my head that is not right. which is, i thought that because there were two empresses, one and only one could be evil, but that's not true. two could be evil.
18:38 that was big. that was a big one. is this game like labyrinth door knockers? yes, it's like but imagine instead of two door knockers there were like 10 door knockers. bro never cleared ascension 40 there can be evil twin amps. i literally made the game. i literally made everything in the game. i've cleared ascension 40. i've cleared ascensions that we haven't even put in the game yet. i built the logic myself with a pen and a piece of paper.
19:17 you should play this in mandarin. they do have simplified and traditional chinese. if you are watching this clip on billy billy, they do have traditional and simplified chinese. but here's the thing, i'm fluent in english and i have problems turning the dialogue into instructions and actionable items, which is what the spirit of the game is all about. so i don't really want to go to simplified chinese and then be looking at it going like, i just, i don't know, man. i don't know.
19:49 it would be easier in mandarin. it'd be easier because i would just be clicking unless they started saying something like, something like that. i can do this. how about that? you are not my teacher. you gotta say like you're shushing.
20:49 listen, it's gonna come in time, but there's like eight different sh's and shay's, okay? now would you, if you have to say what is that, thank you, or who is that, thank you, best of luck to you. or who is this, thank you, cuz that's like, sha, sha, shay, shay, shay. that's like, we're getting into some crazy territory for a guy like me that's been doing this for five days. anyway, we're launching here, sorry, i got a little distracted.
21:27 puppeteer, minion and pooka puppeteer, minion and pooka there was a corruption around me one's evil four five or ten closest evil's counterclockwise you know what flip them all bud flip them all first no reason not to flip them all get all the information number eight is good there was one corruption around me closest evil is counterclockwise
22:04 and there's four evil, holy cow. okay, listen bud, puppet is not three cards away from closest evil. well, i guess it could be. i'm gonna check you though. two plague doctors, number four is not corrupted. number five is evil, number four is corrupted. i trust you, i trust you. you are corrupted but telling the truth, man.
22:37 you were lying but you're innocent. it's not your fault. snitches get riches. okay. learn, pick three characters, learn an outcast among them, if any. well that doesn't seem super useful here. one is evil, four, five or ten. closest evil is, this doesn't seem right. closest evil being counterclockwise doesn't seem right. doesn't seem is not really logical.
23:18 doesn't seem logical. that would mean that you are evil, which would, well actually we can learn a lot from an attempt here. if that, if closest evil is counterclockwise, you are evil. but we kill you, that's right. there's no, the odds of that were really low. you don't really wanna hear that when you're on trial, but the odds of that, this was the logical best way to solve this. so the closest evil was actually
23:54 clockwise, which means you and you are both clear, but you could be lying. you could have been corrupted yourself and there could have been two corruptions around you, you and you. you would be one card away from closest evil and your closest, i think you're telling the truth and number 10 is evil. i'm realizing the closest evil could have been equidistant.
24:29 there's three possibilities, not just counterclockwise and clockwise. there's counterclockwise, equidistant, and clockwise. number eight is good. i'm clearing you. learn an outcast among them if there is one. among them there is a plague doctor. you're innocent. in this world you're innocent. if your closest is evil, you might be
24:56 no, you're right, cause you're good. your closest must be it's this motherfucker, man. are you trolling me?! i thought we had that one locked down, man! i'm sayin', it's possible! hang on. let's abandon the run for a second. hey, we gotta build, uh, we gotta build our own run from brass tacks. by the way, we are publishing demon bluff.
25:31 go to, uh, well type in exclamation point demon bluff. click on the link. there is a separate page on steam to go download the demo. you can download, you could play it, you can add it to your steam wishlist. i would love it if you did. you can review it. if you enjoy it, you can give it a positive review. stop playing like an ad guy. i am an ad guy. i'm doing my own sponsored stream right now. i guess i should add it to my own wishlist to be honest. what happens if you give me a second here? this is an easy one. wishlist.
26:04 opens a page here add to your wish list. there you go solved play demo put me on deck building this time because in deck building at least in the last build you could kind of cheese the system by only taking the easiest villagers of all time and then it really felt like for me it would it made it a lot easier. let's put it that way. i
26:35 as a dev you should make it so all cards are revealed after a loss so you get to know what you did wrong. i thought you were a dev of the game and you were gonna give me a tip instead you're giving me more work. it's a fucked up world we live in. i would love to learn a character that was affected by an evil ability. slayer is crazy. i don't know how to use dreamer properly give me gemcrafter. enlightened. knight is op. useless villager i'm silenced? is the
27:15 is this based on anybody? like i got put in the game as a rambler. ludwig, it looks like he got put in the game as a lycanthrope. did anybody get put in the game as useless villager? that's me, that's me, that's me. poisoner. one adjacent villager is corrupted if possible. villagers corrupted if possible. i lie in disguise. okay. mouth taped shut. i know who that is. i get what you're saying.
27:57 yeti, were you talking in the back channel? were you talking to the devs? number three was affected by an evil. closest evils clockwise. one adjacent villager is corrupted if possible. there are no corrupted characters, bro. that's not possible. that's not possible. i can't die. evils are not adjacent. that's true, because there's only one of them.
28:36 cancel that. we go for the kill, it doesn't work. there are no corrupted characters. you're lying! either you are evil, i think you are evil. i think you are evil and i've killed you. a second slayer, holy cow. relics! executing good characters does two more damage to you plus two fake minions in the deck. devs, i don't know if you know this, relics are usually good.
29:11 relics are usually good for the player. in this case, they're both bad. they're both bad for me and there's no skip button. so i'm gonna take ritual knife cuz i have enough slayers that i don't need to use my own killing ability. we have five gold, we skip on these. the faster you solve it, the more gold you get. that i know, a plague doctor and a twin minion.
29:55 can't die, closest evil counterclockwise. no character was affected by an evil, that's true. number seven is good. well, number seven is good. they couldn't kill, well maybe you couldn't kill him. if he was evil, you would have been able to kill him. unless, but this could mean that you're evil. two can't be bad though, so you can't both be lying, which means number seven
30:31 wait, wait, wait, wait. nobody's affected by corruption. we know that's true. number two is evil. number five is corrupted. buddy, you screwed up. nobody was affected by corruption. that's right. i added two slayers. i was literally talking about how i added two slayers. let's add a court jester into the deck. a lover. learn how many evil characters i'm adjacent to or remove. i love to remove a card.
31:07 i've decided i don't want to remove any cards because i like all of my cards. jester, jester. i don't have two jesters in the deck. i have one jester in the deck. let's save the wretch like me, which you cannot reveal the last card and puppeteer. three evils, three jesters.
31:42 jesus christ, man. and i can't reveal the last one. number seven is good. okay, well, one of the jesters is evil. two of the jesters are evil. how many of you are evil? zero. it's not possible, man. how many of you are evil? two. you're telling the truth. damn, we actually kind of went crazy.
32:28 you are lying but innocent. no, no, you are evil but telling the truth. it's actually good when they have three of the same villager cuz you just pit them against each other and see what they say. revealing last three characters costs health? nah, nah man, executing good characters does more damage to you.
32:59 i don't want an alchemist. we skip. save your money. knight, there's one pair of evil. could be true. number five was affected by evil. number seven was affected by evil. and the poisoner corrupts. let's see if number seven was affected by evil. wait, if that, no, it literally can't be true. because if it was true, it would be false. if it was true, it would be false.
33:40 number seven was affected by an evil. it's a contradiction, like military intelligence. so you're, wait, but if it was false, it would be true. if it was false, it would be true because you would be, if you were affected by evil, you wouldn't be able to tell me that you're affected by evil. it can't be, if it's false, it's true. if it's true, then it's false. unless you're absolutely right. unless you are evil, in which case we roast you, but you couldn't kill.
34:22 you couldn't kill because you're affected by evil. number five is not corrupted. you were corrupted. oh shit. that's free, which means you're evil. i couldn't kill number seven. that makes sense. number five is not corrupted. you guys are innocent. you guys are telling the truth. number eight is good. okay, bud. one adjacent villagers corrupted if possible.
35:08 how did you get corrupted on both sides, man? plagued doctor corrupts a random stupid, stupid, stupid. well, there's obviously not a pair of evil. okay, give me a fortune teller, heal me for six. the village is safe, man. maybe i've constructed a deck in such a way that they can't create a guilty condition. and as a result, i do it automatically.
35:48 it'll be the move. i don't have enough money. give me another judge, man. slayer, gem crafter, knight, slayer, witness, wretch. okay. number one is good. step one. start right there. evils are not adjacent. literally cannot be true. can't be true. number six was affected by an evil. you
36:26 evils are not adjacent. you're trolling. now one of you is a freaking puppet, bro. it's that easy. learn which side of the circle is more evil. learn equal if both sides are evil. i mean, it's gotta be ritual knife, man. and then i skip. if i don't see health, i skip. architect. left side is more evil. here we go, let me guess. architect. the right side is more evil. chat.
37:09 both sides are evil, here we go. i only make the same joke every time but number three is good. me talking about the john wick trilogy. i mean, for me, i mean, i guess there's four. for me, the second one's the worst. i think it's like a 132 type situation in the john wick trilogy for a guy like me. dreamer dreamer. shit, we do have a drunk too. disguises as a random not in play.
37:44 corrupted and you lie just for fun, but you have you're not evil. make it make sense? left side is more evil. no, no, no. get it twisted your actions impact nothing. true on a macro level, impossibly false on a micro level, but that's okay. i'm not mad at whoever this guy is. we all say if you're forced to talk for five hours a day out loud,
38:11 especially being prompted by chat, of course you're gonna have some hallucinations now and then. it's guaranteed. four dreamers is crazy. dreamer, dreamer? among them there is a shaman or a dreamer. true, man. among them is a dreamer or a doppelganger. true. among them is a dreamer or a chancellor. that's... that's pretty true. among them is a dreamer or a doppelganger. yeah, man. yeah, i'd say so. this is like on to tell the truth when everybody just copies the first person's answer.
39:00 uh, okay. okay, chancellor. one villager becomes one. i sit next to him. can i say something? i think you're lying. because i think among six and seven there's a dreamer and the chancellor. not or, i think it's an end. okay, well, you're a shaman. not a chancellor, but a shaman. a shaman gives two of the same villager roll in the current village.
39:43 i was like, baaaaah. hide an outcast in the deck. so somebody's a drunk lying just for fun. three is good. why do they just say number nine shut up, man? wait, because you're evil! because they couldn't do... well, first off, because i'm talking. but secondly, because they couldn't do their... oh, adjacent truthful characters tell me to shut up instead of sharing their info.
40:26 oh, okay, okay, okay. adjacent truthful characters tell me to shut up. well that means you've cleared yourself. alright. you're also truthful, okay. bro, there's no shot the left side is more evil. it's just not possible. ooooooohhhhhhh! the doppelganger!
41:10 they should have made the art on your fingers way more bendy. why, just cuz they can do that? this is literally normal by the way. this is literally absolutely normal. that honestly feels a little bit better. this feels a little bad. it feels like i'm like hyper extending. this feels a lot better for sure. does the rambler toe walk? honestly, i've been seeing a lot more of my kind outside. i've been seeing a lot more toe walkers outside these days.
41:56 i think it's people are starting to wise up that it's actually just a better way of walking man. because literally it you get your steps in and you get a calf workout at the same time. big bottle drink takes me out. i got a belly full of peli. i can't lie. learn a good character and his role. kate have you added demon bluff to your wish list yet? exclamation point demon bluff. you can also download the demo and drop it a review if you like it as well. we're gonna add a medium of the long island variety.
42:27 let's make let's take everything that feels wrong. let's admit let's mix it up and take the ones that are that we wouldn't have otherwise taken and see if we can make it work. medium medium bishop drew it useless scout puppeteer puppeteer random adjacent villager becomes a puppet who is evil but tells the truth. okay, evil but tells the truth. number three is a real scout.
43:08 puppet is one card away from closest evil. i think you guys are clear number one's a real medium okay, when the three sussies all starred clearing each other. i see what you're freaking doing i see what you're doing number five is a real useless villager earth earth between two and five there is a villager and a minion you are a puppeteer and
43:36 no, you are real. no, you're evil but lying. no, you're evil but telling the truth and you are evil and lying. confirmed. confirmed. three minions are in the village or revealing the last three costs health? three minions are in the village. like, bellow type shit. let's try revealing the last three costs a little bit then save some money to heal as necessary.
44:14 leg doctor and which you cannot reveal the last card. that's huge. i sell safety footwear for work. i dead ass have been profiling. well, i'm going to change your verbiage a little bit here. i've been profiling toe walkers and using that to recommend shoes and the success rate would make a statistician bluff. i literally think, and i, this is not, i'm not even fucking with you. like i think the business idea is so good. it probably already exists. ergonomic
44:43 footwear for people who walk on their toes seems like a growth market to me. growth market a because i think they're making more of us and b because i don't think it's an untapped niche right now. every time i've ever been to a shoe store and i've been like here's how i walk, everyone goes i've never seen this before. i've never seen this before in my entire life. you ever try high heels? it's called heels. this is why
45:16 you guys are...you're spiritually pure but you're not gonna make it. that's all i'm saying. they make heals for men. this is like, oh good idea! they actually already have that. okay, here's the thing. we're not gonna be walking down the street in fucking stilettos, okay? it's just not gonna happen. you need to change the marketing a little bit. for the same reason that you guys aren't walking around in under armour shirts where american flags are made out of fish. it's a signaling mismatch with the vibe that i'm trying to put out, okay?
45:45 you guys are always complaining clothes are expensive. go to the damn ross dress for less and get the under armour shirt where it's got like a bunch of like oars that make up the american flag. it's like four for $15. they already make that for you. boots with the heel? it could be the move. i don't know. i have to talk to like a podiatrist. i have to talk to somebody who's, i need a fashion designer and i need a podiatrist. if i could get a fashion designer and a podiatrist on the squad, we could be a super team.
46:21 i'm being so serious. also, you guys are always like, oh, every business idea needs to be like a new invention. like unless you invent like, oh, i'm alexander graham bell. i'm inventing a new form of technology that allows you to have a phone call with somebody in scotland. there's dudes out there that are driving lamborghinis because they own like six car washes and a vape shop. you don't need to be killing it. you don't need to be inventing, you know,
46:51 i'm trying to think of the last good invention. you don't need to invent bubble tea! mygresta, you of all people, your lack of imagination, i'm finding, especially because you gave picnic at hanging rock five stars, which requires an imagination to really connect with. i'm starting to doubt your five star review of picnic at hanging rock because you don't like my business idea. fuck you? well, okay, but that means mygresta's telling the truth because they're telling me to shut up.
47:33 i'm clearing magresta. i'm putting a green flag on magresta. anyway, i'm telling you one day you will be buying these shoes for your child and it'll be from somebody who's not me and you will be like he was right. he was right the same way. i remember 12 years ago i said you know how they have like little donut holes? they should make like timbits. they should make
48:09 little bite sized bagels, little poppy seeds on top and a little cream cheese in the middle. everyone said stupid as fuck no one would ever buy it. every single time i've ever been to a starbucks since then i have seen that in the bakery tray. and we were five years early to it. we were five years early to it and a bunch of naysayers, there's probably like a bunch of 15 year old kids in chad that are like, it'll never work, nothing ever happens.
48:31 we could have been if i just that plus a recipe plus a factory plus an expert in shipping and logistics plus networking in the business knowing somebody who knew howard schultz when he was still the ceo of starbucks and that could have been us. that could have been us putting the product in the bakery section that no i've never seen anybody purchase ever but they're still there. i mean i've seen people buy cake pops i've never seen anybody buy the the little bagel bites with the cream cheese in the middle but
49:07 we flip them. we flip oh, that cost us hp to do that, my bad y'all. there's only one evil. deadass. number four is a real medium. number two is a real hunter. i'm three cards away from evil. nobody should be corrupted! number five's not corrupted. do we have two mediums in the deck is the next question. yes, okay, so they could both be clear.
49:42 between one, two and five, there's a minion, an outcast and a villager. guess what buddy? okay, go chill, chill, chill. one, two and five, there's a minion, an outcast and a villager. you're lying! village is safe, i'll carry it. sorry. that seems like my work here is done. oh, you're right, fine dr. corubs. we need a slayer. we need to heal.
50:21 we've cleared the village. let me get, um, add another bishop to the deck and we have no money. number two, shut up. well, okay. i already know that this is going to be me. i already know that this is going to be me, but you're not real. what the fuck? he is real. he is real.
51:05 it's easier to order a sandwich than develop to develop personality. yeah, but that's not remarkable. that's true. it should be easier to order a sandwich or maybe this was in the context of me wondering why people who have fully foreign personalities are so bad at ordering sandwiches sometimes. that could be the case. i'd be like, how does a real motherfucker end up with a sandwich order like that? like, i mean, i'm, i'm incepting the rant into myself, but
51:33 you do go to r subway sometimes as one does and you'll see like someone be like this is my favorite sub and it's like first off and be honest with me how many of you are ordering double meat at subway? i thought it was like a niche order but every single order on r subway is double meat. i couldn't believe it man. some people are ordering like meats from two different sandwiches they're ordering yeah they're getting like a pizza sub and then getting rotisserie style chicken on top of it
52:09 all i know, one thing that's fucking real is if you want the bartender to hate you, go to a bar that sells mojitos and order a mojito. if you want the subway sandwich artist to hate you, get a foot long double meat meatball sandwich and then order it on the flatbread. apparently it's absolutely impossible to fold the sandwich. and then order it with the v cut, the gouge cut.
52:43 it is impossible. i hated working there. honestly, i'm not just trying to farm wokepoints. i promise you this. i fucking hate anybody that owns the subway. the people that work in it are saints, but the people who own the subway need to open up the pocketbook a little bit so that at all times they have two people working in the sandwich station. because every single subway now only having one teenager
53:10 maybe they have somebody in the back doing the vegetable prep, but at the same time one person in the front handling every single order, all the toppings, and the checkout process is crazy. plus you know they're getting fucked up doordash orders that are like, hey, i'll take 11 foot long sandwiches and they're supposed to have them ready within like 20 minutes or something like that. that's crazy, man. anyway, sorry, i forgot i was playing the game. oh, don't, i don't have the hp to do this.
53:42 number two, shut up. okay, you guys are valid. between two, five and six, there's an outcast. that's me. that's me. i'm the outcast. a villager and a minion. chancellor is one card away from closest evil. number seven is a real judge. chancellor will always be one card away. no, chancellor will be one card away from closest outcast. i have to flip one. you are a judge.
54:15 learn if a character is lying. number five is lying. well then, you two are lying, bro. holy cow, we made it. i love a confessor. confessor's easy mode. oh jesus. another diatom. evil mask. i don't know why i'm asking you what you think would be best here now that i think about it. let's go plus two fake minions in the deck. that doesn't seem that bad, man. i don't even have enough to buy health.
55:07 between seven, eight and nine there's a villager, an outcast and a minion. between one, seven and nine there's a villager, an outcast and a minion and you corrupt and there's two puppeteers? two puppeteers? oh brother. number eight's lying? okay, okay, you got me. you got me.