We couldn't stay away (Jackbox)

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Uploaded: 2026-06-26
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0:00 i honestly have no idea. i think i was born at like, i was born at like 6am on a monday. does that help? that probably helps, but i don't know how. i was born at like 1am on a fat tuesday in louisiana. a fat tuesday? what the fuck is a fat tuesday? it's the mardi gras thing. and i know corey! corey was born under a bad sign with a blue moon in his eyes. oh, won't you tell me now? how do i keep typing the fucking password wrong, man?
0:32 alright, i'm cooked. it's too hot. yeah, i wish i was high roll for sure fucking hot out man what's the temperature over there? it is currently 98 that is to be honest god with a feels like 110. what the fuck? okay, well it's 44 here so gg i'm a libra
1:01 after i said jacking off dot info, i watched my view count spike by like 500 and go back down. people wanted to see what it was, which is really funny. that's genius, man.
1:15 i don't know what any of this is. no, i know what this is. it's pussy boobies. i can't think of a cookie. is that a cookie? i think it's a celebratory cookie. describing your prompt and then when you're finished, you can always change your mind. just tap the word again to take it out.
1:45 yeah you shaved your bush you shaved your bush. i'm ulting my bush i don't know. sorry. they're a skinny delicious person body this person body that was a good fucking guest they're known for the occasion inhaling what?
2:22 oh, yeah, no we gotta take it a bit kory you're getting crazy oh my god, it was me somehow he's so meaty hungry so much meat with kory at a hot pot last week and i am friends with kory they are known for the occasion occasion occasion they would be friends with no is it kory?
2:59 who the fuck is it? it's one of us in the call. he's freaking me out. everyone just typed their own name. is it uhh... justin, that's me. is it like a canadian? the salty hungry mouth food? jerky! beef! dude, who wants a guy's name? fucking jack link, bro.
3:26 oh is it? oh dude i thought slim jim was it after he said jack link man. oh slim jim is so good. oh my god. oh i don't remember his name. is he not? i got the wrong guy. it's the other one. that's the other one.
3:53 he's the other guy that eats hot dogs? he's the og. he's the og. there really are two people who are known for eating hot dogs. looking back, they all make sense. you really think he'd be friends with you guys? i don't know about that. oh. uh, nihongo shabiru. exactly. nihongo shabiru. no, no, this is my chinese stream. oh, my turn, my turn, my turn, my turn. useful idea.
4:23 whoa, imagine though that i'm gonna snipe uncle uncle, it's uncle fuckle rubik's cube rubik's cube it's found in the same place as rubik's cube used for the magic? pick up sticks talk about spot uh huh
5:00 magic chair slinky. i think you lost us with squat man it's clearly a toy oh dude oh no we could
5:39 yes! what? dust utensil? yes, man! i don't even have to say anything else. ohhhhhh. no? how is it not etch a sketch, dude? what the fuck? fuck, i accidentally skipped. i needed that. i thought i was cooking with that, man. yes!
6:13 that doesn't help i think it's this it does oh i went through all the trouble of a spelling kaleidoscope why would you? squat to get low to the ground to draw on it it is used for the magic. oh
6:41 you draw like another world. it's a tall place. it's not the emperor state. where you climb along the mountain. it's where you climb along the mountain. it's not everest. i don't know fuji. i don't know how to spell that. it's kind of similar to mount fuji.
7:13 it's not all mount fuji mount. what's the pasta one? mount linguini. so mount pin a google it's just google pin. it's p and e. so much architectural wonder is the pyramid. machu picchu it's in the mountains it is it's like a building right?
7:46 it's a building on top of the mountain. yeah, okay. who lived up there bro? who was living up there? people? they still don't know! the uh, the inca? really? the inca. i don't know. we should we should go squatting. do you think squatters rights applies to the building on the machu picchu? they probably wouldn't care. what does that put a kitchen in? millennial gray. cd rom. cd rom. that's pretty good. dvd. dvd.
8:15 davey dave hd dvd i just used for the phenomena oh bingo is it this oh it's a magic 8 ball it's an inquiry sphere it is an inquiry sphere we should go back to that i
8:46 we kind of are man. all signs point to no. alright magic 8 ball, should i jump? whoa! mess again later. dang it. did it crash? did it crash?
9:00 i think it crashed. it crashed? it's working for me. oh no, it's back. we can't see your video. the stream crashed. i've been disconnected. oh, it's back. it's back. oh okay, i was just guessing it, randy. i didn't see what he was all saying. humongous, the undecided... wasn't that the undecided voda? or is that janus? what was his name? hugh janus? does anyone know what this guy's talking about?
9:29 the undecided voter guy. that's the guy who had to like make a public apology. that was you, jayness. get him bad. get him bad. there was humongous as well. oh, there's something about the guy who had to make like a public apology for being rude for saying his name was humongous. android. it really sounds like his parents should be making the apology.
10:00 wasn't his real name. oh shit. what? oh, it's a ouija. nintendo switch. nintendo 64. it's basically exactly what you described. you got one or two, don't you? i bet you have two of them. that's what you play tomodachi life on?
10:31 playing on his taco phone. that's an engaged reference. the fuck do you want? i'm not going. yeah, the engage looked like a taco. for real? i never saw one. i just saw the ytmd memes about it. tomodachi life got to be the goat of the game everyone played for exactly one week. second best game on switch, y'all. oh, yeah. you're jealous, polo? i heard they patched it so there's more turmoil. there is. there was too idyllic, man.
11:03 if you really want to fine tune tap individual words in your sentence and change them i don't even think i need to type anything. tamadachi life is fucking awesome, bro. i don't care what the people say. i made mr. met and he scared me so i never played it again he's very creepy looking. i've been drowned but it's tamadachi life
11:28 they're a funny figure by the way andler carrot top as your first guess is great they are known for those celebrities stand up there's a british guy that used to have a tv show that i'd watch as a kid because it had boobs on it what's his name? he's a bit of an asshole. i think i can't think of anything
12:01 listen his name is james. she's so nostalgic. uh oh, name a woman. it says comedy woman. did i spell that even remotely right? what? i don't think i've typed a single fucking thing. oprah. fuck. you got him before me.
12:35 got you i beat you. i think i've exhausted my female comedian. maybe they're not a comedian. maybe they're just funny. they're known for the celebrity stand up man. they're a lot like. they spell rosie o'donnell. whoopi goldberg. whoopi goldberg. that's whoopi. theodore rex.
13:04 guys, i got you guys flowers today. oh, thank you. what kind? red roses. one each. wow. your head is always pink. your head is always a rose like it's the bachelor? yeah. yes. and i pick all of you. no one? me? this is not helpful. cheetos. pibliecrisp. there's a damn cheeto in the white house.
13:36 okay, so it's a thing. hmm... something with a form. yeah. it's more specific. it's... yeah, okay. food, yeah. lunch, breakfast, girdles. hot dog. it's a thing. it's a thing. rice. rice. artichoke. you scheme an artichoke. dang it! i mean, justin has to get this one. yeah, it's my favorite food in the damn world.
14:04 dude when i was in california i went and got tacos once and i put my name down as bugle as a prank and then i felt bad because when they called my name they went bugly you didn't do that i did do that bugly i have the photo to receive but if you didn't it would religion
14:30 yeah, true. hell yeah, high five. that's a ufo, bud. damn. spoilers? i didn't even have time to think. you mean a uap? sorry, yeah, uap. yeah, they don't call them ufos anymore, right? because it's like everyone started saying ufo and it got cringe. yeah, they wanted them to take them seriously, but instead now everyone takes it less seriously. i saw the picture, the red jacked alien. yeah?
14:59 uap? no. jack the alien? i'm not peeing. i'm not peeing. i don't pee. oh my god. what's that one place in the building that's like an entire world and a wall? an array is called the line.
15:24 we need the pump crypto again, so a con can get the funding for a con city construction has stopped on a con city so much freedom crew i
15:52 couldn't fit that mexico paid for it that mexico pop is it everything's smaller than the great wall of china this place has a flat build segment mount moot rush more now to rush more i have to fix this more. oh
16:25 i can't believe someone in the audience got it, are you kidding me? oh, so you're doing that bad, huh? holy shit! i thought it was cooked. i'm thinking of long lines. long lines. is this a line? is this a tourist line? i've been there.
16:59 i don't know. it might be. okay. well, thank you for getting that in before i take my answer of coming. i was also a nocturnal admission.
17:24 oh my god yeah, i've never come to my sleep. same same. yeah, ditto what i think i did one time ever and then never again man. that's crazy. yeah, i did that's a joke nice justin, thank you. i think you're talking you're responding to me saying i've never come to my sleep well done
17:54 i'm putting another star in the board. it's like you're doing a 100% no hit run, you know? yeah, yeah. no beat run. he's doing a no beat run. no, if i were doing a no beat run, i'd be coming in my sleep. no fat 40s. oh really? is that how it works? i think so. partyback 7 sucks, huh? i think your nuts fill up. there's nothing good in this one. your nuts fill up. it's not the best, is it? no, it really isn't.
18:23 don't do it. okay, good. are we done? yeah, good game y'all. what do we even play, man? what do we even play? i know you guys love quick sword. i remember that. i'm just playing. it was very good until there was like, yeah, 20 total prompts. i am getting the password for this.
19:02 i'm getting the password for the jackbox lobby wait so nice to meet you the animatronic family we need a five nights at freddy's movie again. they're making one. they're making one. no we need another one. they're making one bro? dude, everything might be bad in the world. that's good. that would be really funny.
19:27 i got to blow my kid's mind by telling her that kirsten dunst is alex in the minecraft movie too. she's very excited. yes! and then you go, uncle chib saw jesse plemons. uncle funko. uncle funko saw jesse plemons on the plane and she would go, what? jesse plemons from bagonia? i haven't shown her that one yet. yeah, that'd be a wild one for her. i think you should wait a while. i'm not going to see bagonia.
19:59 it's pretty good. well, when you do and you see jesse plemons, you can go, chiblee knows him. the guy from chiblee's airplane? it got spoiled for me because there's this thing now where like movie clips will just be recommended to you in your youtube algorithm and then the title of the movie clip will be the big thing that happens at the end of the movie. oh really? yeah, with like a thumbnail and you're like, well, okay.
20:21 my youtube is so fucking good it just shows me guys eating food in their cars and like guns that's it mine's like guys making like a 10 000 watt kettle i watched that video the other night it was good that guy's crazy 30 seconds boy you know this guy then you know this guy is that the the battery dude he was like a bond it was connected that's a lot of our batteries together
20:52 yeah, yeah, i know that one too like battery youtube is is who we should i hate when i type something that makes sense for the first prompt and then i just want to type it into the second prompt even though it doesn't make sense, but it's like i'm going to see disclosure day today. what are the reviews saying 82% on rotten tomatoes? 6.3 on imdb
21:41 no, that's a very summer blockbuster and they're saying it's spielberg spielberg's playing the hits but with a little bit more of a humanitarian side to him now. halfway through your time. yeah. yeah. we've seen ready player. was that spielberg? that was steven spielberg. yeah, man. i didn't see it, but i hate it. it's not very good. i feel confident. it's not good.
22:09 i still think about calling fucking forrest gump the first ready player one. it really is, 100%. it is. it's ready player one for people that were like, i grew up on the tv. yeah. for people who fucking walter cronkite was better than ready player one, but they're both suck. they both are both ass. let's put it that way. so i read a comment that said canada sucks and then it infiltrated the stream of consciousness in my brain.
22:36 they're right. they're right. ah, bro got rage baited. getting on the jumbotron but you have a huge boner or getting on the jumbotron and you're kissing the damn head of human resources. cool kids vote. that's the coldplay couple. yeah, yeah. is the jumbotron a roller coaster? it's the big tv in the center of a sports stadium. okay, that makes sense. they tried to sue coldplay.
23:09 get behind me, chris martin. the people in the video. an elegant ballroom, you read it wrong and showed up thinking it was safari time or an elegant ballroom, they won't let me build it. an elegant ballroom and it was a safari time one. they think it's an elephant ballroom. don't be mad at me. i didn't fucking try it. that has apollo written all over it, man. that's okay. you guys hate me. i get it.
23:41 you guys don't like elephants man we do like them yes, it's not like dogs. they did they ruined it by not letting him build it your best friend but they are a twitch streamer. oh, they don't like you anymore what to stream is have love i
24:15 who voted for me? i can't see it. my screen is so small. that was me! thank you, ryan. thank you. i thought that was pretty good. oh, how do you ruin this, man? watching the sunrise with your freshly fed wife. watching the sunrise, i'm a damn vampire. well, i don't care if you're a vampire. it's in his reference.
24:48 freshly is just such a word. that is scary. halloween candy, oops, all circus peanuts. it's stale. same thing. what's the difference, man? yeah. i thought someone was going to put candy corn. i was going to be on your side. i think circus peanuts are okay. i kind of think candy corn's okay. i actually agree with you. i think candy corn's just fine. if you click the skull, you just shoot the bones.
25:22 he does. oh yeah he does. 1% of my phone's battery life to render the animation every time. did i do good? oh fuck. i'm not gonna do this. okay thank you. so he's doing it, he's doing it then. what the hell is getting creepy? why did it just get creepy? let's give you some generic ones so you can make it happen, you know?
26:11 how many hard drives do you need to make your own data center? wait, i like this a small business ai data center a mom and pop data center dude i had a billion dollar idea yesterday bro the only like just open a coffee shop in utah and you're good forever you could probably go like anywhere and open a good coffee shop like a mural and it would be try to shut you down because come on
26:42 oh shit, did they both did you get both of them? you always get both of them. oh shit, my bad. it's fine, are they good? that's true, chiblee. i know your ass is gonna spend like 20 grand on a la maseroco espresso machine and then you're gonna get like 15,000 drip coffee orders in a row. everybody's coming in with the puffy ass vest. i'll take a large coffee.
27:19 did i get a large drink coffee? i'm sorry i'm walking. sorry i'm walking right now. i'm taking my time. they do give you a lot of time. they give me enough time to go take a piss. he's got a minute to piss or the stream will explode. halfway through your time. better get to your second thingy. it's weird when it's just a single word. not like a concept.
28:13 but they did ask like, you know, what game do you like to play or whatever? you know, what can you answer? and you wrote burritos? yeah. wait, you got it too? what? everybody wrote burritos? i also got oh, because yeah, too. yeah, they go head to head. shouldn't he love laguna beach? laguna beach, buddy. you thought it was laguna beach or laguna beach election results? nah, nah, they probably woke in laguna beach.
28:47 they have the sawdust festival? yes bro, it's just where you make bullshit and then you put it on display. it's the bullshit festival. literally where you go to display like a doohickey, i'm not even kidding. yes man. damn, i got my ass kicked.
29:13 it's a joke we've all heard. opening cs two cases, navajo knife. they're opening cs two cases, but you have ryan's luck. what's the fucking difference, man? i don't have a novel. i never got a knife, but it didn't ruin it because opening cases is still fun because gambling is hard coded in our brain to be enjoyable.
29:40 that's so true. yeah. if it was free, it wouldn't be as good. you'd be like, why am i looking this? so i said last night the show, i was like, i'm going to open the worst cases because they're cheaper and i can do it for longer even though i can't win this. it's not good. that's not good. it's really good at saving money. how to save money gambling. i'm going to. yeah. the united states of america. two hundred and fifty years of being number one. but wait, that's china's music.
30:12 the united states of america 250 years of being number one smitty werbenjagenman jensen pulls up. whoa! what the fuck? smitty werbenjagenman jensen pulls up? is that a real name? oh my god, people in this car are so fucking old dude. i don't know who that is. isn't smitty the guy from jackbox? i'm confused. it's smitty bro. oh. not even close.
30:40 he was number one, guys. come on. i thought that was from the piece of cake to bake a bim cake show. lazytown! isn't that what it's called? fucking lazytown. burritos. burritos full of skitos or burritos gluten free tortilla. i really wanted the one on the right to rhyme for some reason. i don't want to put my finger on the scale but
31:08 at first i was like full of skitos sucks and then i thought about it for another second and i went, wait that's hilarious. thank you. it could be calm or mosquitoes too. wow! it's like beauty's in the eye. holy shit. how did i get rich? yay! slay the spire 2! who wrote this? but you look at the viewer count but you have to listen to chad.
31:38 i beat a 20 yesterday i beat a 20 on the bike yesterday. insulated by one i don't have a steam deck. you're my god you're playing. it's true till the tip goes numb and then you guys in the back you go till the tip goes numb. so we turn it into hamilton. yes. she's gonna come back. i may not live to tell my story.
32:07 my typical num is missouri. yes, man. my penis, my penis, my penis is falling off. i got like the worst prompts to unruin, man. i don't think this is gonna be funny, but i have to try, man. how does canada have 10 corners? bro, our country's big as fuck. we probably got like a million corners. true. get the tape measure out. well, the protractor.
33:24 i don't think i'm good at this game guys. yeah. aw. i don't know about that one. i think i did an okay job. i do not think i did a good job. what? i do not. you do a great job kory. i appreciate the positivity chipotle, thank you. everything you do. i've never seen you fail. you should not glaze that hard. why? you don't like that? no. sorry.
34:01 just trying my best. guess that's never enough. like janine garofalo. what? i know janine garofalo. i mean, i know who she is. from half baked. whenever she used to do stand up and people laughed at her jokes, she would cower. the united states of america. 250 years of being number one. but wait, that's china's music. america has allied with china now. they love the music. g, save me please. g.
34:35 x box gamer tags be like. i don't get it. i get it. x i save me please x i. that's pretty good. okay. sorry. so i speak chinese not roman. i tried to paste thank you in chinese but it wouldn't take the characters. it wouldn't take tai shei shei lao? no. jackbox, you're in trouble.
35:06 you're in trouble. you're on notice. you're in trouble. your best friend, but they are a twitch streamer. and they give you a free sub! but they are a twitch streamer. their name is northernlion. corey. reggie, who did this? have you guys given away your lifetime subs yet? yeah, i gave them like five though in 2013. dang, i'm still sitting on mine.
35:41 i didn't i thought they got rid of them. yeah, i think they got rid of them. they're in this somewhere. yeah, no, i think they still got him though. laguna beach. i don't know if i gave them. election results. blue election results, but we redrew the district. wait, but who's we? oh shit, dua, but we are the bad guys. we the guys. i moved to laguna beach. i liked it. thanks. it's good.
36:15 i guess i just don't find gerrymandering very funny. glue? it makes sense bro. it's a joke. gluten free tortilla but you have crohn's disease? gluten free tortilla but it's ten glued regular tortillas very big.
36:37 i don't eat gluten free, bro. who wrote that? gluten. gluten gluten. i see. i can let that flower go for it. i feel like it was still something. because now you got crohn's disease, but you're just eating like a burrito that's not as good. you're eating bullshit. and they make you do that when you first get it too. they're like, have you tried just eating fucking stupid bullshit for a couple of years? and you go, yeah, i tried eating this dumb fucking bullshit and it didn't do anything.
37:07 opening cs2 cases, navajo knife, navajo baja blast, navajo knife, navajo another one. alright, those are really good. navajo another ones. they're both great. they are. great minds think alike. i like that. i like that. i am sweating bones over here. i'm sweating bones.
37:41 i suck ass in this game man. you got beat by chip. i'm coming back. you mean you're coming back? i had some good ones man. oh, well i came back. yay! hc justin. why is he winning every coming face dude? the unicorn fought it. he's biting his lip and closing his eyes.
38:05 i kick my feet up when i like i like i rapid fire kick my heels to the floor when i come that saying no place like home. what are you doing? like i'm sitting on the floor and my legs are straight out in front of me and as i'm coming i'm just like kicking my feet up like left like alternating. oh, i like imagined you standing and like chipley thought you were jean kelly
38:34 okay, okay cookie house cookie house review yes yes turn all your cookies out ensure hardware acceleration is enabled your browser can access your gpu. oh, it's a cookie bro it's a cookie. it says uncle funko uncle fuckle uncle fuckle uncle fuckle uncle fuckle uncle
39:13 what's with the uncle fuckle thing? i missed it earlier. why is my shit so laggy? nah, now you're pissing me off. is y'all's shit lagging like crazy too? no. yeah, you gotta turn on hardware acceleration and uh... whatever corey was saying. i think i got that shit on though. you on chrome? yeah. ah, there's a problem. i was gonna say that regardless of what you said by the way. just wanted you to know that. thank you. best drawing i've ever done. oh my god. whoa!
39:54 that is good. it's supposed to be cheesing. yeah, i couldn't quite get it right. so that guy in the call that every time this silence for two seconds goes so. yeah. on reddit. never mind. we're saved. saved from shibley talking. so what? skip that guy who when there's three seconds of silence is always asking you if you've seen moonrise kingdom. you guys seen moonrise kingdom? i have. i have.
40:36 i haven't. it's alright, it's pretty good. it says moonrise kingdom. i like the karen cookie. good vibes, huh? she's got a nice haircut. holy shit, i just drew the perfect fucking circle, dude, i'm proud of myself.
41:03 bro, i can't draw shit with how fucking laggy it is and i have hardware really on i'm cooked. i'm sorry to hear that justin. that's devastating. i'm devastated one one energy four stars deal 30 damage that one that one guy who always brings it back to slay this buyer too i'm gonna try to draw something and then like restart my browser. i hope it lets me rejoin i was gonna draw something. i think i've already drawn it penis
41:35 no, i'm not a penis guy in this game. oh mine's getting laggy too dude. what's happening? mine's fine. i think mine's also fine. you guys are bozo. have you guys tried turning it on and off again? i might try turn mine on and off again. can you guys wait a couple minutes? yep, and maybe this is fucking good man. you watch browser fuck it, bro. you catch me this time of day. you're lucky. i'm not reading my i'm call me the lunch browser
42:24 hey, yes, man. when i get a menu, if i could even get one these days if they weren't all qr codes. oh my gosh. oh my god. you don't like qr code? i actually don't mind at all. i like them because i don't have to do anything. it's embarrassing when you open your phone and open up the phone like the camera app to take the picture of the barcode. but then it shows your most recent photo in the corner. and it's like you're like fucking cock. well, that's never happened to me. never?
42:57 no, man, no. i don't need to take a picture. it's right there. i'm constantly tugging on it anyway. oh, cramping! oh, wow. okay, i'm good. my ankle started cramping, guys. i hit up the gym yesterday. damn! what'd you do there? yeah. just got walked for an hour. that's nice. yeah. oh.
43:27 i know this guy no new zealand's fucking cooked. i was the youngest guy at a gym. what's the fucking 28? what time were you at the gym? like 5pm 6pm okay, well then you got a point then you got a point if you were there like 11am that's just how it goes but
43:50 what are these? oh, i'm meant to be looking at the picture. you would see it area 51. pete's alien or staryu? oh, pete's alien. pete's alien. were you guys really going to passalian? yes. with the fucking... well, i wasn't even looking at the stream. i wasn't even looking at the stream. i was just like, why do i have two words i have to pick from? what does this mean? oh, dude. i like alan. he? alan? my own research.
44:22 6 plus greater than? what? oh that's a guy. that's a guy. no, that's a grey alien. my shit was lagging. well if it makes you feel better my shit wasn't really lagging and i drew the one on the left so like i don't know. so we're punishing creativity i see. i just create it.
44:50 we're down here. i like that song. wait, what do you think? you know, i'll get back to you on that. yeah, i like it. i like it a lot. you should change your username to that. it's actually really good.
45:22 oh shit. hmm. i just don't think i want to draw three things. i kind of want to just ignore the prompt because i have a funny idea to draw. is that bad? i'm finished. yes. oh man, i don't think i'm getting anything with this. getting a bubble in your damn throat. that's just how i sound now. are you? i didn't hear it. dum to the dum.
46:05 you want me to stop i'll stop but otherwise i'm john yeah, you gave it away yes, bro, dumb the dog was not the bandle the other day
46:39 spoilers, i'm doing the bandle back catalog. oh you're paying for that shit? i'm a bandle diamond member, watch your mouth. i'm just joking. start slathering sugar, sugar! that's why i was laughing. i'm only gold. mmm. well have you not you're talking to a future bandle diamond member. oh no! god, this is so fucking hot man.
47:15 that does suck justin, that's crazy man. wait how hot is it? i wanna convert it. woah. what the fuck? what the hell's happening? oh el nino. there's also a severe thunderstorm watch.
47:39 damn, if it ain't one thing, it's another man. storm chase. seems like the storm's chasing him. yeah. god is zeroing in on me. cool, new toys. wow, it is gonna go down to 80 degrees when the rain starts. that's so nice. oh my god, knives and a bomb. this would be such a good silent run. oh my god, they're like the butt plug knives.
48:04 i went to a museum the other day and they had 16th century like fist knives where like you grip it with your hand and you have a big wolverine claw. okay. that was nice. you should add that kind of shirt. it's blue up sharp rock. they wanted three toys. you might cut off two of your fingers and you could have two more toys. two more. that one really like was hard to get out.
48:38 i like that justin looks like chemical pellets from say the spire one. okay, you are addicted man. i can quit whatever i want
48:59 okay, you're not addicted in my bed dude imagine if that's how it worked whenever someone okay, i don't know i shouldn't have assumed. oh you just like doing it. oh, okay it just makes you feel good i'm biting my fucking tongue because this there's like eight of this fucker and slay this by our one and two i
49:31 there's a big one, there's three of them that you fight at the same time. you gotta hit them three or four times each to get them to stop attacking. okay, okay, i see the lines. all right, reset. i don't think you can unfortunately. yeah, box breathing. i learned about that from you playing counter strike. really? i thought i learned about it from you.
50:16 maybe i wonder from your stream and then i taught you about it. it's circular circular knowledge here shit yeah, i cooked i cooked oh i cook eat if you will uh huh, okay? man i hate it
51:07 i'm taking my phone. i've never had a oh, i got nothing. i know there you go. you got something you got something. thank you. what is it? on your phone yeah, most recent open it full screen public max brightness on the bus i wonder what my most oh, it's the cheesecake is my most recent photo mm hmm. that's a good photo probably it isn't i put in this cord you can see it. oh
51:35 nah. oh. oh! this is a picture of my haircut, a picture of taco, the cat, a picture of boba the cat, a picture of a gun. am i meant to be taking photos in my life? yeah, dude. yeah, man. i could take it or leave it, honestly. football head versus mr. cream pie. mr. cream pie is pretty fucking cool, man. why is it football head? it's not really football shaped. it's deflated.
52:10 this comically large snow cone
52:34 or see the cereal emote i like i like the cereal emote a lot something about the the dimpling on the snow cone is making me like uncomfortable like my brain is filling in too many of the gaps like it's making it too real i just thought of a guy and made him it's like a weird which one glumpus i like glumpus as well clumpus is the guy i know
53:08 mr. cream pie, you know, it's so funny that mr. did you know pomegranates are the oldest? really not bananas. so my kid tells me every day every day she says pomegranates are the oldest fruit pomegranates are such a pain in the ass. they're such a pain in the ass. apparently it's a fig. that's the oldest fruit really.
53:35 yeah, according to google ai, which obviously probably most best. well, it's google ai versus youtube kids, so. this is r slash today i learned where it says bananas. bananas. make it more outer space. we got a bunch of aliens. she came back and said they're not alien enough for me. i don't think they could be any more alien man.
54:11 did anyone else get three aliens? like i don't think they could get more aliens. we all got three aliens man, she gotta chill out. oh my god, they chose for me because i didn't choose. motherfucker. wade, wade. there's hope. if anyone in chat is named wade, he was not talking to you. he was saying wade to my bad guys. what the hell was that? i'm giggling. this shit's dookie, man. oh wow. you dookie shitting? i'm dookie shitting dude on a cookie.
55:10 call me john lennon. call me john lennon. hi john lennon. hello john lennon. i'll be right back, that cracked me up. he's gonna die if he doesn't have a coffee in the next like eight seconds. that's the way i read that. what the fuck, he's still here? go away. you want me to get a coffee? i will. aw, that sounds so good. can you get me one while you're at it? there's a joe in the pot.
55:50 yeah, yeah, i got double joe in the pot dude, i would kill joe in the pot. maybe i should make another tea what kind of tea no, you should get they should order the strongest coffee you can and see like what the stream like this how it works can i tell you about like an eight shot of espresso? yeah i uh, i went out to a place and got a lobster roll. she's like what do you want to drink and i was like a coffee that's awesome. yeah coffee and a lobster roll. go to the it's like what fishermen were eating like 70 years ago
56:23 you're running out of time, corey. i am. these redos are redone! i think i should have gone to coffee. he didn't meme in the game. oh wow! am i watching the sunrise? alien alien helmet. he's wearing a space helmet and his name used to be he so it's funny that his name is a helmet that's why i loft. i don't even see the helmet part. i can see it. i kind of like alien alien.
56:54 pretty good. it's just a pizza into an alien. you did it. yeah, fair enough. okay, well, whoa. well, whoever did the one on the right their phone fucked them. why did they say something? well, it's not supposed to be funky pop.
57:29 yeah. oh, i thought it was. funko pop on the top of the toilet seat to make it easier to open. funko pop on the top of the toilet seat. yeah. are they called funky pops?
57:58 oh, are you the pop socket makes way more sense a pop socket? i need a coffee man. i need a coffee. i think i'm in a pop socket. that's so weird.
58:16 bro, i thought your phone autocorrected it because it was called a funky pop or funko pop. how the fuck are you gonna open a toilet seat with a funko pop? yeah, it was like a... yeah, it was gonna stay open. sometimes it would. it would open but it wouldn't stay open. yeah, yeah. my bad guys. it's my first day out here. first day on the job. it says funko pop. knuckle pop?
58:43 fuckle pop or you would like it. i think to the video a fun as a video i think i've seen this uncle uncle say uncle funko if we keep not watching it. he's gonna lose his i watched it and i was i thought if uncle you know you said anything about it though. i said it i was playing i was playing that i can't let you get close and chestnuts roasting on an open fire at the same time
59:16 corey still got the goat. yes, man chestnuts on an open fire impression. corey is your screen. talking in reverse the chili reverse. that's really good. you bet. i'm going to show you the code.
59:44 i didn't get that so fast. i'm so ready. ready? all right. i was literally to make his cheesecake. i know your ass felt like you were playing double switch right there. yes, bro. i wasn't looking in there. i was expecting you to type it. well now.