I forgot how to rhyme (Jackbox)

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0:00 and i'm gonna hide my screen. just type it in the discord! paul, it just showed on my screen so drink fast. motherfucker man! i thought everyone was good. we're good, we're good. we're good, we're good. no problem. eel bitch. it's our favorite cookie. eel bitch. hello, i am ready to rap. rap time. rap time. time to rap. hello, i will be ready to write my rap today.
0:31 on the playground is where i spend most of my days chilling out relaxing but then a guy couple of guys who are up no good start in making trouble in my neighborhood
0:49 i don't think your body really like that. i'd like i think it could possibly cause your throat to like turn inside out yes i'm gonna answer my shit so fast dude i might get a coffee it sounded good. no god. gene scared me man. i've been rhymed in a while. yeah i would never leave you chat this is
2:47 not good. alright. okay, this guy gay. hey kory, i'm not going against kory, that's a shame. first i'm going up against gene. oh dude, if i was going up against gene, this would have hit so much harder. you better get them fingers moving. dude, it's pea soup outside.
3:28 that means it's foggy. yes, yes, yeah, like crazy. just to the in. take a picture on your phone. take a picture on your phone. i'm inside now. no windows? no, go to close. austin, you're done bro. don't need permission to rock this world trade center.
3:53 writing my rhyme pressing enter one thing i love more than rhyming is buckets to spit in after i suck it justin you're done bro. i'm sorry what i'm breaking down walls that block my streets jacking up my penis straight glorping my meat and
4:20 my games turbocharged faster than an optimus prime my penis is shiny and green call it glop to miss lime jubilee rime jubilee wrap that rhymes guys. i've been practicing for a couple weeks. he's had these all written down. he's yeah, yeah. yeah, i have a ghost writer now. there's in his notepad. i is that good to get my water? i like yours really? thank you. oh, thank you. oh
4:52 i don't think they were talking. i like both. i know kory and apollo got it. unfortunately we had audience on so our votes don't matter. oh shit we do have the audience. all right. did anyone get negative 10 billion? nope. they will now. everywhere i go people freak because they know my toupee is on fleek. when i'm done here i'm gonna go whittle. it's something i've enjoyed since i was little.
5:27 damn. money. what a long time to misplay this. what's he fucking yelling at him for?
5:39 he had too many boos. i never fall down. i stand tall like the burj khalifa. sorry, claude. i don't do ai. i fuck in a mask like antifa. my battle routine is brush loss and pointing. now shut up while i hit this joint thing. like an n95, right?
6:03 i was really hoping we were gonna get gay kory for prime month, but i'll take it this time we don't know who is fucking it's true. that's true yeah, ladies the n95 stays on during sex that's right, that's right there's like
6:38 i've learned all i know from watching the pit. can someone please help dr. robbie a bit? that's true. my ego has its own private jet. i haven't figured out what that means yet at 10 seconds, oh you've still only watched like three episodes of that show, right? yeah, but dr. robbie's wild and out man. he's stressed. i
7:07 people like me more than they like le boo boo. in france they say, i give you le boo boo. i'm a killer with a heart of beans. now get over here and let me rip off your jeans. okay. they're saying it's the two best raps. what are the two best raps up against each other? i can't let you get close. yeah, yeah, yeah. there you go. no one likes le boo boos anymore, man.
7:42 good, then they better like me more than them. no, no, no, it's all about neato now. i need to get out of here, man. what about sweeski? i like sweeski. i got a rare fuggler. this is like... trying to offload some fugglers. dude, fugglers are in too! this is like the it's on glorpo bit or it's on gleep. have you seen it on blobo? bro, have you seen that shit on labia, bro? it's free on labia.
8:14 that shit's on... ...bolsack. sorry, i just felt like i became a misogynist and i felt like i had to redeem myself, but i couldn't think of something. bro, it gave me one that's so complicated verb phrase starting with ing verb. verb phrase starting with ing verb? verb phrase, i'm fucking crashing out. what do you want from me? okay, i somehow got there. what the fuck has happened to me, bro? i'm making sense, i feel like.
9:26 a toothpick changes everything. that's catastrophic for you though. why? you're gonna start saying shit like, it's pea soup out there. it is pea soup out there right now. it's too late for him. it's too late for him. after your writing done, cuz you should. yeah, you know what? i like it. you know what would be an awesome bit? not telling anybody but learning how to do sleight of hand magic. and then whenever there was dead air in the discord call,
10:13 just like holding your hand up with like a ball to the camera and then doing some shit and then like it's a different colored ball so everyone else is just going like oh fuck i need to think of something to say and meanwhile you're going i have three balls too in the living room from sushi it kind of would be what's it?
10:44 the sushi train place, they give you a bowl if you eat sushi. anyone in chat, i don't know that one town in new zealand where this restaurant exists. class is in session my bud. ass you must freshen you chud. you don't belong here, go back to your funeral. small load common gooner l.
11:13 i've ever seen man. it was like it had a lot of comments it felt like it was in japanese doesn't eat your comma. i can't think of anyone's sicker mom's marinera could stand to be thicker his mouth you're moving like a sleepy tiger radioactive i'll get my counter by geiger whoa
11:40 his mouth is for jean. that sucked. that was kind of good. it wasn't the best scene i have to admit. not the best jean. i'll pick you though, justin. i went nuts online. any who votes jean is against me and will die. i'm doing contact juggling in the camera right now. look, i usually give jean a lot of credit for a little bit, but that wasn't good. you got a fushigi? my god, dude. but imagine if you did contact juggling while beatboxing at the same time.
12:10 we were in vancouver last weekend, we saw a guy just juggling in the middle of the road. when you're brighter for once you might need to put down your lighter. you got no style got your clothes from a smoking section. when you see smoke you get an erection.
12:40 but you just told him to put it away! when i think of you, i think of flex seal. spackle my crack and i'll bark for free, it's a steal. there are two things in life, death and beans. and i'm doing your taxes, what's the charge for ladies jeans? alright, corey went nuts. that's literally... i don't even... that's not an insult.
13:06 don't know it's just funny that's insane man. how do you do that?
13:22 i did sabotage you a little bit before as well, sorry. oh my god. that ain't good, that ain't good. when we were driving to my parents house literally we had a 28 days later moment where a dude jaywalked across the street in a hospital gown and was like clearly not feeling well let's put it that way and uh he got we were like oh okay whatever then he passed our car and he had his ass cheeks just hanging out. oh my god.
13:50 you look familiar like an odd shaped ball sack. i'm putting you in the ground my move straight marowak. i've got rhymes all you got is tanks. i stole your grandma's identity i'm going to 100 bangs. i got it. why did i get stunlock because kory said oh my god like that was him. i'll tell you after. give up your dreams because i'm gunning you down. now quick drop your jeans you're running them brown.
14:16 your flow's a disaster like a category 5 lightning. your flow's so chopped they should call you white thing. what the fuck? no racism! there's one rule! dude, we were walking downtown on sunday and we saw we were walking past the starbucks on granville. yeah. and this dude stands up with like holding a hospital blanket with like, i don't know, like they look like scrubs but i think they're just like clothes they give patients.
14:47 like a hospital, his whole cock and balls and ass are out. wait, he's probably the same guy. yeah, and he walks into the starbucks, that's what i'm saying. i think we saw the same guy. was he like, he's probably in his 20s. he's just a skinny white guy, yeah. yeah, he had a beard. there's no doubt it's the same guy, man. it's the same guy. cuz i saw him walking towards downtown for sure.
15:14 he just walked into the starbucks with his whole cock balls and ass out holding his pants up. it was crazy. that's so crazy. they've probably seen it before, probably. i have to wrap a mold in a cat. dang, you got one right there. put that in. and then he said, can i get a grande high sprout sugar oat shake and espresso, please? oh, damn it. was it ryan? put it on my tab. i still haven't written anything because the top is... god damn it.
16:48 fire that's fire. you're stressing you're stressed out. you're stressing. i'm done. i'm already done. i get them i had to google this guy fuck i've 21 seconds to write one it's not a dr. coffee, it's just a dr. pepper, but i'm not gonna lie half a coffee would go crazy here no
17:45 that doesn't rhyme! well whatever. that's a good sign for me. i got scammed last round because ryan didn't read mine and then i read apollo's so he got the buff and i lost unfairly by the way. you look like you were dressed by a gaffer. i treat you like shampoo. rinse you then lather.
18:11 it's funny that you think you're supreme, yet you're just a sheep in an android's dream. who is it? who is it? well, someone's booing me constantly. i've been booed through every single rap. i ain't sure what you're trying to relate, but i'd still join you for a lunch date. in the star wars universe, you'd be a wookie. i put money down on that with my bookie.
18:41 and then gene is reaching a chorus of cheers. i can't. i think chad has a gene bias. really? yeah, they love him. it doesn't help that every time gene raps, chiblee goes, oh. i like him. yeah, because then he gives gene the chiblee buff too, and it's like double each. yeah, i don't know if i've got much of a buff. do i? watch this. hey! i'm shocked. i really lost. he lost. i voted for gene because i thought it was really funny. especially because i voted for him.
19:16 i did everything right
19:26 forget ghostbusters, for you i'd call it data... i'd call ai data center. you're at a glory hole, is it man or centaur? nobody's gonna push me, you suck the dick. it was a centaur, a classic trick. there's a book about this called like the milk maiden or something. we have to milk centaurs to get money.
19:49 in the human gene pool, you're the chlorine. they made me an evil being, dark sith lord mr. palpatine. you try to match wits, but you can only match socks. wait, pull that down. wait, maybe we can match our cocks?
20:05 yes! i wrote that one in 8 seconds btw. i also had like 10 seconds i was holding a cat and it was just a simple it was like that old adage like you're gonna suck a dick sticking through a glory hole. yes, yes. man, like the a zobs fables type shit. they give you the same amount of time in here to write a rhyme.
20:29 as they did in that first game where you had to write like, what's your favorite video game? just a one word answer. dude, so i took my kid to a playground on wednesday. another kid that was in an activity with her is like, what's your favorite video game? i thought about it for a second, said minecraft. learn from my mistake. if an eight year old kid randomly on the playground asks you your favorite video game, say slay the spire because otherwise they're going to talk to you about minecraft for like an hour.
20:57 your game is weak, it couldn't hurt a mouse. i'll be real though, you're looking good in that blouse. i won't give you the finger, i'll give you the hide. why don't you linger? let's celebrate pride. i'm just saying i don't want to overrun the raps, but she was like, did you know there used to be an obsidian bone in the game, but they took it out before they reached 1.0. she was hitting me with version numbers. your wordplay is whack, your threads are funky smelling. stinky as those raps, you keep telling.
21:23 you're riding my coattails like i'm an airplane. call me a butcher the way i'm flaying. yes, yes, yes, flaying. airplane, flaying, flaying.
21:42 i just got an email alert for father's day sale for a flamethrower attachment for a gun. fuck yes. america is not a serious country. that's so cool. damn. i do love getting father's day emails from every store you've ever bought anything from. every day. yeah, yeah. like i bought some socks, maybe pants.
22:10 i don't know, two months ago? never buy socks online. just go to the store. they solve this shit in like the year negative 3000. because now i get an email from great socks once a week that's like celebrate the luck of the irish with these saint patrick's day themed socks. and i'm like, i don't give a fuck, man.
22:32 should have gotten darned tough. it might be. because you know i'm getting punished because i didn't want to get darned tough because it's a us company so instead i'm like what's a good canadian analog for darn tough and i got recommended this fucking e commerce funnel and now i'm like
22:46 show daddy means something to you with made in canada socks. i'm like motherfucker, man. i got a phone line that they might help you out with some socks, ryan. don't please do not give them my number. can you guess how much an under barrel flamethrower costs? $800. $300 bucks. dude, i was going to say $850. i'm going to say $1,199. she was right. $300. $300!
23:15 to be fair, you can buy a lighter at the store for like two bucks and it does the same thing. and then you just fart in it. what type of lock is this? i'm gonna show you a picture from the customer gallery and you're gonna fucking laugh, okay? you're gonna love this. i mean, you're the guy right now, i'll do whatever you say. this is incredible. alright, i'm putting it in now. that for $350.
23:44 that's actually wait, that's right. it's on fire. oh we just got the fire flower range day will never be the same you had to bring that to the range oh
24:04 i think? bro, that's got like a 12 foot reach. that's crazy. maybe he doesn't plan to go back. that's epic! that's epic, man! i gotta go through this customer gallery, man. there's gotta be more gold in there. range day will never... you're gonna bring it every day? that's gotta be expensive. you burned down the fucking range, man. what's the fuel on that thing, man? yeah, all you do is put one samsung note 2 in it. oh, eww.
24:38 oh my god man! sorry this is the rest of my day now. i was looking at these rooms. dude that's a great rabbit hole. oh my god! great ice melter. grace ice melter. that's so insane.
25:04 like it does not look like an under barrel attachment. that's a fucking self contained flame filler. it has no purpose other than to take like one photo of it and then you will never use it again.
25:18 i mean, i bought plenty of things like that in my life. not like a flamethrower, but... great product! just like the little kid! that's a little kid! that is like an eight year old lighting the ground on fire, man. no, it's not an eight year old, it's a grown man. he's got a cigar. he does, hulk. of course, corey. of course you guys. that guy's clearly very cool. that's a magic trick, man. running low on testosterone? oh no.
25:49 i've been clearing brush and killing critters. he's been vaporizing. he's been vaporizing wildlife with his flame thrower attached it to my ar style 12 gauge shotgun. why?
26:05 so why is he wearing hip waders in fucking? i've been killing critters, it's so crazy. i'm just gonna put one, i've literally just done these in order. you haven't even been selecting them. i've not even been selecting them, these are just in order. this thing is so much fun. a number of my family and friends are working one for themselves. he's just like, he's cooking his own yard.
26:33 yeah, everyone's just sitting their own fucking property on fire, bro. it's awesome. well, hopefully it's their property. and that guy's george w. holy shit. that guy's name is george w. what the fuck's his name? it's george w. also, can we... why does this man just have a giant bell on his front yard that he's torching? why is there just a huge bell? he doesn't want it anymore, man. he's trying to get rid of it. he does have a giant bell. just a huge bell.
27:03 the flamethrower and backpack bundle are the best deal. that's the one i got. because you need the extra fuel. he's not wearing it! dude, get it! get it! this is my favorite stream of yes will. holy, he's jacked. i can't, the moment we're done with jackbox, the rest of my stream is just going through every single one.
27:23 why does the last one look like the gun is ten times smaller than the other one? will you end up taking your shirt off and shooting a video to put the team america song behind it? america, fuck yeah. awesome. that's the whole reason that you would buy this. we gotta write words or it's gonna suck. oh shit shit shit. well i know one word i'm writing.
27:48 ok, we can't all right. flamethrower attachment. i'm going to write a shotgun. yeah. ok, let's get ready. you know the drill. i'm ready. oh, your entry was already submitted. no, there's definitely a theme just like my premium cable bundle. this writing exercises ending soon.
28:44 that's the funniest thing i've ever written into joke pro and i don't think i just don't know why that was so funny to me hmm. oh, yeah, there's come on. come on. these are some classics. yeah. okay. there's another one. i can't just type that whatever okay, okay, okay all those were horrible it's good to be back
30:02 woldagai! thank you for that. thank you. i used to think that like the game was bugged and the things i submitted were never making it in but then i think i just realized i was writing bad things. so i've been really trying to do better. that's fair. what i do when it helps is i... i... it'll be like name a place. oh, yeah, i like i'll take like pussy. i started ignoring that. i like adding adjectives though. i just like answering wrong.
30:37 ryan just like cock a gun over there that i hear like so i was doing some i was doing some close up magic cock a gun that shoots turds i was speaking mandarin and doing some close up magic to become the coolest guy of all time. all dude can we go to the bar together? but they say that's a nice trick where'd you learn it and i go well show guangdong ha
31:04 they're gonna be like, what? how's it run out of time? you had like 20 seconds left. i was busy. remember to say your catchphrase. okay. my grandma said the best thing about riddles is replace the first letter of riddles with w and take the first word of the game mode. whittle joke.
31:41 i'm a nasty little slinky that only goes one step because i can't go deeper than six inches. that's not even like anything to be embarrassed about. that's all right. like let's all be honest. we're only like all really getting one inch in. right?
32:14 what are you talking about? no, i'm just trolling. i was really laughing when i typed in slinky that only goes one step, man. i didn't think anyone would pick it. you ever see a spentura when nature calls? that goes every step except the one. except the last one, isn't it ironic? i'll tell you i had to choose between that and guess the other word. my thrower. middle school for me was like used toilet paper. poopy.
32:44 it's joke book back fellas, we're back. we're back man. oh this is worse they're picking my words and not making good jokes with them. i want to go back to never saying them. i call my bedroom the burnt front yard because my damn wife put me in the doghouse for using my new flamethrower attachment. a nut compared to what i lost to the bookie.
33:11 my damn wife. it's kind of a lost a lost thing right like the dog who has a dog house anymore, man yeah, because most people these days have let their dogs sleep in the damn bed. i think my goddamn wife. sorry what the hell i lost oh my god, can we do the wheel after this was offended i'm mad that i lost my round can you put your fucking
33:47 i'm going crazy on that one. pinching my cheeks. sounded like chell shawnin. i have more semi hard kind of guy than three blind guys or whatever. i have more semi hard kind of guy than three blind guys or whatever. okay. i like it. i had 20 seconds. why are they called road trips and not adventures?
34:21 i think that's like the best. it's so cool that it's a lyric that just.
34:48 you should listen to the whole song because he just kind of like fucking destroys the guitar the whole time. it starts to get annoying. no, and then he goes, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
35:20 are you actually? i kind of said that like eminem. dude, i thought you'd love planes. what? i don't know, i do. i want to open a store that only sells reality shows and call it netflix. why did you laugh so hard?
35:43 i was doing something, cause i was doing something and he saw it and he respected it. no, no, he left before you finished reading the joke. i want to open a store bro, it's so back, it's so back, i wanna open a store, that shit just hit me like a truck man, i didn't even need the junk. saying that i'm not voting for it gg. what the fuck? oh well, you're the only one. well i'm a piece of shit. like when you say you're with me guys and no one's with you. you just look like an asshole. till the tip turns grey!
36:17 oh, no, and nobody else? have you ever tried pussy washing? that's when you gay. that was a joke for me. why did the crazy hamburger cross the road to get to the other side? crazy. crazy humble. these were both my problems. i love being reminded of crazy humble gear.
36:54 i think i voted for corey's by accident. i'm not gonna lie. it's a crazy train reference man. i'm pretty sure that one was me. that's fair. crazy. now you're talking like perry.
37:28 oh fuck the second day we have a second round two rare we don't get the right more words, so i'm gonna see flamethrower another a hundred times cuz no one picked it man. yeah we the jokes on my device i would if anything okay there we go hmm. oh dude wait. i'm owning. oh fuck oh
38:23 i gotta stop just picking stuff that i think looks cool. okay, wait, i think maybe i made two like jokes i'm gonna say good jokes, but two jokes, which i think is an accomplishment for joke bone guys canada and bosnia are playing right now in the world cup. yes, canada scored apparently i'm just relaying urgent messages from chat. oh, i see you doing it chad. thanks so much. i
39:39 yeah, but do the knicks take it home tonight? i don't know. i feel like when he had a fucking facetime call with the shaolin monk, he's putting up 40 tonight. i think he's putting up 40, 10 assists, 13 blocks. it's tomorrow. they take a two day break? bro, we got shit to do, man. that's stupid. get it over with. bro, nhl is the opposite. sat down on my computer last night. i was like, what the fuck? the game ended?
40:08 they played they played game five at like 2 30 p.m. or something. it's the finals gary act like it you cannot be playing all that to 30 p.m. that's just now to follow that up with a good joke, i like my friends like i like my taxi drivers they don't talk to me. i wish i had your taxi drivers, man. i love you happens really? i don't like yeah
40:44 marriage is a lot like yoga instructors. they put you in a bind. holy shit my damn wife my goddamn my goddamn my damn partner, okay, it doesn't hit the same does it no it doesn't oh
41:11 my partner brought home the wrong way. give me a second. okay, that makes sense. bro. my partner no! we gotta kill this guy. i voted for the yoga instructors. so did i. you got more points. it's an actual joke. it's an introduction. you got a group of uncles walk into a bar and order some beer.
41:38 they don't know that what happens next will change them forever. damn, be like you working on netflix. oh, that was good. that was good. my hometown's nickname is the ymca locker room because we walk around with our cocks out for fun. they didn't do that in the ymca locker room, man. wait, you didn't? oh, dude. was your hometown downtown vancouver?
42:16 i'm gonna vote for yours just because of the joke i made with it. i mean that was the reference. the one i love might be like the funniest joke by joke in like two years. yay! which says a lot. i just wish i hit the ai voice but i thought it would spoil it. they don't know that what happens next will change their lives forever. practice? talking about practice? you ever notice how public officials are just a fancy version of thieves, thanks,
42:50 thank you, thanks, thanks so much y'all, thanks y'all, thank you. this is like a netflix comedy special. classic justin. i'm so old, i remember when the babadook was the dada book. wow. really followed his era with other jokes. cause i remember when i was a baby, cause i'm so old.
43:24 i'm getting head in the back rooms. i'm getting pegged by the bar. duke. i'm six inches deep in pennywise slender man ain't so slender. he's a good monster monsters.
43:53 me love life's like oliver twist. i want some more. me bad. fucking mad at me. i'm fucking this linda mud. i like my sex like i like my nathan's hot dog. quickly devoured by joey chestnut or takekuro kobayashi. suspiciously capitalized the...
44:25 oh, suspiciously capitalized man. that's like every message to be types in counter strike chat. yes. you know my buddy john choi. yep me and john me and john choi man this shit we did we'll never tell are you kidding? i'm good. what are you fucking talking about? what the fuck is all of it was?
44:57 so the damn manga. have you heard about the hammer challenge? that's where you can't touch this. yes. not bad. don't do it to him. when i was a kid, we didn't have coolers. we had to blow on things constantly.
45:40 pardon? is that a fucking joke for me? oh it's gonna be oh my god! you go for it twice in the line. i couldn't oh man! it gives you three minutes man!
46:05 you couldn't get the first one and then gave up and it did the second one immediately. so in a hundred and you press the button two times. why am i losing? i think you lose 80% of that. channels know oliver twisted. i told you bro.
46:30 ryan you broke oliver twist. you're the only one i didn't write oliver twist. i'm pretty sure schmitty wrote that one. that's a good point. let's see. no, i'm not sure which one of these to pick. you can't click joke for me in this one. i know i don't need it. i got some meat. i got fucking nothing man.
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48:28 i want to open a store that only sells reality shows and call it who you know what i'm calling. oh no, you know what i know. i was typing who and i ran out of time. i think is what happened. it kind of made a joke out of it somehow accidentally. i was sitting there thinking of the names of stores. none of them really worked.
48:59 yeah, okay. walmart. great. so, do you hate me? like... i voted for you. i thought you got anything less than 95%. well, i'll be ready for this one. i call my bedroom the burnt front yard because i am a 19 year old azerbaijani who learned english from watching twitch streams. explain. because the twitch streamers are not very eloquent. so their english is bad. so they call their bedroom the burnt front yard.
49:41 you don't know that. there's gotta be at least one 19 year old from as a visual oh, i forgot to vote. motherfucker, man. i was reading the word goddamn wife! i was wondering how to say it. cause my my my 37 year old azerbaijani wife who learned english from watching twitch streams put me in the damn doghouse. middle school for me was like used toilet paper. flushed. wiped. ah.
50:17 don't say oh like it makes sense yeah, i'm not gonna vote for it. it's okay. i like it though because you tried the sad part is i did i really did you did doesn't matter you going up against me. you're cooked they call me mr. pills all i'm sorry
50:44 guys, this isn't a joke for me. you can't do it on this one. please don't let my previous decisions affect my current performance. why did the crazy hamburger cross the road? i'm not sure. let us ask him. alright, you know what? you did it. i like it. that one's funny, man. it really sucks that this is the last segment. that's fucking brutal. i forgot joke boat takes like 25 minutes if they do a round two. cool.
51:24 what the fuck? oh, never mind. i'm good. okay. smile a polo. i hate this guy, man. enjoy your points, ryan. enjoy your points. he's not happy with winning only. he needs more. a group of uncles walk into a bar and they're all wearing cool uncle themed t shirts about fucking uncles fuckles. you know what i mean? it says fucking uncle fuckles. fuckle uncle? fuckle uncle?
52:02 i was yours longer than me and i got to the character limit. because i ended up yeah, that's right. you know what i mean. i'll stop laughing. i think it's just oh my god. that's crazy. that's insane. that's not okay. that's not okay. it was either that one or go up against apollo's flat earthers which i just could not even think of anything funny to write about.
52:33 how am i lost? my littlest joke was heat. justin got it cleared today, man. yeah, he won everything, man. almost. they're calling me the big winner. it feels terrible. to win that, yeah. also, look at the scores. what happened to me? it was just you and ryan. that's kind of how jokebo works. yeah, yeah. sorry guys.
53:05 i think we brought a jackbox back after a year for this. yeah, i think. stacked lobby of the same five people who keep showing up for jackbox. new jackbox comes out eventually. new jackbox!