I try to stay and hide but I fumble (MECCHA CHAMELEON)

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0:00 installed all of them. so hopefully i'm working a ton of them said like updated reinstall and i was like, oh no this is my very first time playing. so yeah, they're i'm a man. i'm a man. i'm a man. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter. i'm a hunter
0:27 just walk up to a wall and hold space yeah, so a couple sorry. i just a few controls. please. no you i bear i missed very much. oh, yeah ever since maddie shook the deadlock addiction you interrupted justin for that man. we can save that i'm gonna kill you if you
0:55 well you don't have to dm me because you just told me what... anyway thanks. you are a bastard. you ricky? ricky is a bastard. justin tell us about the rules. i was gonna explain some controls but now i need to hide for a minute but just for for bear and mouth if you hold right click you'll slide around and like keep your orientation. yeah bear and mouth. oh i'm already half ditzy. perfect.
1:25 if you hold middle mouse you could like swivel and while so while you're hidden if you push five you'll go into like free look and you could really click the mouse to go look at everybody and go oh oh nice spot. that's like the best part of that's the best part of the game you just sit here and compliment everyone and then hope that you get them in return there we go
1:49 guys, what if when michael jackson went to japan he did the smooth criminal lean instead of bowing? like what if he didn't know how to bow? oh my god! how would he bend at the waist? yeah, yeah, he can't bend at the waist. he can only bend at the toe. that's a really rough disease to have in japan. is that why everybody's mad at him lately? i haven't been in like a couple of years. yeah, that's the big problem everyone's got. jeez. oh fuck, i fucked up. no, because he hasn't toured in a while.
2:19 poor michael. have you seen the videos of people hiring michael jackson impersonators to go see the michael jackson movie with them? wait, i should do that here, bro. i gotta keep the industry alive. did it just come out there?
2:53 did michael jackson just get here? yeah, i got some bad news by the way. no, i mean the movie because it came out here like two months ago. we got the movie now, yeah. it took a little while but we've got it now. i'm so fucked up. no, babe. michael. i ruined everything. my whole line. michael jackson, michael. yeah, just really quick, nobody look at me.
3:24 give me like one minute. yeah, it is. okay, don't don't look at me. you can shoot me. i fucked my clones up. i was gonna say you lucked out with the hunter around one jesse. oh, definitely. nice. very nice. liz. that's great. i stole this from chiblee.
3:51 look, what the fuck are you doing? can you shut up, man? i love that mouse. mouse immediately got the spirit of the game. i ran out of time. it takes a minute to learn for sure. the game is a little half baked, but it's great.
4:15 okay, they're right here, man. oh, stefan's is so good. they're right here. yeah, stefan, you're never gonna find stefan. yeah, i'm basically impossible to find. you'll never find stefan. you'll never find stefan. we call him the shadow. okay, i've done this one myself, so i appreciate it, but that one's gotta go. what, first hiding spot, that's great, bear. a big, big honcho. hey, that is a great hiding spot.
4:44 while we were talking about michael jackson, i was really worried that, because i hadn't heard from dr. conrad murray in a while, and he's a close personal friend of mine. yes. but i've seen, he is taking care of mitch mcconnell right now, which is really exciting. he's in good hands. he's in good hands. i was really worried about both mitch and conrad and to see them back at work together.
5:05 just going back to the leaning thing, do you think that's how he kissed his kids on the forehead when they were going to bed? honestly, that's the best case scenario.
5:16 i gotta imagine when he first learned he could do that, he was really annoying with it for a couple of years. like he was just doing it for a fucking time. like closing the garage door and he like does that to scoot under the door or something. i don't know. yeah, i did that exact thing when i found out i had a really good, i could do crazy frog really good. you wouldn't, you couldn't, you couldn't lose. like the least surprising thing ever, by the way, that you can do a crazy frog. yeah, i know.
5:43 chip, i love this spot. that's brutal. very good stuff. thank you, thank you. that's real? i'm a big fan of trying to break up the silhouette. sure, yeah. yeah, yeah. it's big for this game. i'm still real about sight lines. tight lines and silhouettes. stefan looks incredible. oh, did i only put one hunter? oh no, you were the other hunter, ricky, and you crashed.
6:04 oh, that's so much sense. i was like, damn, you guys are airing me out here. that's a lot of pressure. just putting your ass on the spot. you're cooking too, man. i mean, i have four hours in this, so this is like, my heart rate's spiking for sure.
6:21 i don't want to say how many hours i have because it's not anything to be proud of. it's sickening. it's sickening. please say. does anyone want to ask me though? yeah, how many hours do you have, chip? yeah, i'd love to know if you... i got 56 hours. i got 56 hours. like he came out two weeks ago. i have 44, i can't talk man. look man, i'm trying to get to albania bro, like i'm grinding right now. i'm hustling.
6:47 every time i went to sorry, i was gonna say that's exactly how many hours i have in sekiro. and you beat it! yeah. that's too many hours. wait, libby, did you beat it? yeah, i did. yo! huge. i still gotta play it. i still have to get demon of hate. i've been playing the new rhythm heaven and chad isn't i've had several people say like, oh this is just sekiro.
7:14 yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense. wait! thank you, thank you, no thank you! that was really good. thanks. the whistle did you dirty. ryan, have you been telling chat about your sleep scores and stuff? i have. i don't even want to fucking talk. okay, that's awesome. that's awesome. i'm so glad you finished as the door was closing.
7:47 really special right ryan tends to take us through different phases in the group chat right now. we seem to be in a crossover speaking chinese slash discussing or resting heart rates phase i don't your sleeps go bugged out bro. i don't want to talk about mine just like in general mine didn't even bug out when it's bad. oh, no. what are you saying? i gotta watch that
8:14 i just started wearing a watch that drives my shit. are you supposed to only get three minutes of deep sleep per night or is that like... no man, you're meant to get like slr. ryan, i believe as the hunter now you could also push five and then just flip through people. oh wait, wait, wait. oh wait, that's good. yes, that's true. way mouth. that's very good.
8:36 i was like am i being hunted? i hadn't seen the clone that said lasagna. that's so good
8:51 lasagna oh damn and the lamp the towel i'm proud of this one a little bit the extension of the lamp sure sure the towel is really good i'm wondering if ryan saw me because he doesn't know garfield likes lasagna and he was like why does it say lasagna why does he has person food yeah that does not say wet food what the fuck
9:16 lasagna is definitely a wet food. yeah, it is a wet food. you're backin' ricky? i fuckin' love lasagna, bro. i think jf just oh, fuck me! oh, the cat just ran across me with all his claws out. don't stop streaming. don't stop i don't care how much blood you're losing. do not stop streaming right now. justin, i think jf needs to rejoin.
9:43 i think just a poster child for streaming through pain actually. yeah, that's not surprising. you don't got to tell justin did not stream. yeah, i mean to not stop rather. yeah, i'm scared we can hear him talking to the the man that the focus up for this next round man. that's so funny. i i'm getting my fence repaired and they were like oh like we'll be there like 9am
10:10 and they never showed up and i was like, they're going to show up as soon as match starts and what luck would have it. guess who's here? is it matchup?
10:18 it is. it's met. it's a chameleon. that's the battle has been lost. the battle has been here. it's not worth fighting. i think this is a good way to do this. if you've been the hunter, don't stand in the middle, but if you haven't stand in the middle and that way hunter. it's only taken smart. why'd you tell me to do that? i want to be the hunter.
10:45 justin, i literally needed to tell my chat to not snitch on me for never standing in the middle ever. yeah, no, it was funny because i took that from another lobby where you just refused to ever do it. what? there's so many people no one's ever gonna notice! i noticed. i'm going there, ricky! what's up? that's good, that's good. bear's negging me because i don't play deadlock anymore. yeah, yeah, i've been trying to get in a couple of ribs on these guys every now and then. misery loves me to come.
11:17 just the pure cowardice. misery loves cum. did i cut out? you did at the best possible time. yeah, misery loves cum. misery loves cum. that's what you freaking said. that's what you said, dude. you said it. that's kind of fucking gross, man. that's what you said, asshole. just kidding, matt. you said you fucking asshole.
11:46 wait, speaking of us all, i have a character. does anyone want to hear it? yes. the character is called the annoying penis and it goes, hey, hey asshole, hey! that's good. i like that. yeah, that's good. that is good. thank you. it's a take on the annoying apple if no one knew that. it's not the apple. it's definitely not the annoying apple. no, no, no, no!
12:12 the annoying apple is another character that i made. you watch the knockoff version. no, no, the annoying apple is a character of mine that i made if you didn't know. it's an oc, yeah. so i have to, i needed knowledge of your other original character before i could listen to your good bit just now then. yes, yes. i just assumed everyone already knew all of my characters. do you want to do the bit again now that we know the character? yeah, do you want to try it again? hey, hey asshole, hey.
12:41 why is he telling you to come if he's the penis though well, um, but no cuz the annoying orange which the annoying apple is based off hey apple knife, yeah, yeah
13:04 that's just like a lot of deep lore in this universe. i'm sorry. it's kind of like marvel about the annoying apple i was trying to hold my tongue, but i fucking hate it. yeah, i mean she's doing it. yeah, you're talking about him. that's true living rent free i think it's cool to say raffle. yeah, man. i like raffle. yeah
13:33 yeah, we gotta bring ruffling back. nice, jesse. what about ruffle copter? can we have ruffle copter? i think we should. did you do your butt cheeks? oh, i did. did you do your butt cheeks? yeah, i did. oh shit, the butt cheeks are the best part. that's what they say. hey. can you let me make my clone? thanks. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, yeah. take your time. i think this is all right.
14:01 i think i've done a bit of a shit job, but like that's fine. yeah, i have too, but i'm having a lot of fun. yeah, wait that's pretty good ricky i like yours i was laughing cause ricky got shot, but that was me!
14:21 what's going on dude mouth you have immediately ascended in this you were ready god damn what are you talking about then? oh, yeah, that's really good. thank you wow i don't know how do you like go to people i?
14:49 i've been left clicking and right clicking perspectives ah they'd all for you on free cam. yeah, you could do freak cam. i am free cam in right now yeah, that's pretty good. yeah, that's really good maddie shut up you have such a bad attitude with me everyone doing such a nice job. yeah, everybody's not i'm sorry it all come through
15:20 do you think we can get matty mattson to play this? we could try. if we ask. i'm here right now! is that what he sounds like? that's so generous of you liz to say something like that. anyone low key not tired of this song yet? i got the music turned off! i had a ton of rest since the beginning. first time though. i love it.
15:54 does anyone want to give me a riddle that has to do with their location? oh my god, jesse, please. what? the riddles. does anyone want to give me a riddle? if it's yellow, let it mellow. if it's brown, flush it down.
16:14 wait, i've got a riddle. i live in a country far from thee. when i go to the toilet and pee the goat flush the other way it i see. the coriolis effect. no, new zealand.
16:37 oh, okay. no, idiot, it wasn't me. sorry. my bad, my bad. i feel like you just need to know one thing about shipley. it's not really a riddle, it's just like a fact. the main thing we know about. those are the same, i think, in his mind. who's left? justmouth. oh, it's justmouth. it's justmouth. figure this shit out real quick. okay, nine seconds until a whistle. i'm gonna listen for the whistle very, very closely.
17:06 like daredevil, like daredevil.
17:10 i couldn't hear it! who made the fucking noise? sorry, i leaned back in my chair too far and i almost fell. no you didn't! what do you mean you almost fell? it's so annoying to make yourself the victim also in the same spot. also there's no need to do this but if you want to manually whistle you push one. if you want to like torment someone. but you don't gotta do that. you don't gotta do that.
17:40 i think me and liz have done very well for ourselves. yeah, you have. i'm proud. yeah, you deserve another riddle. i wasn't going to say so, but i mean, i wouldn't say no. liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz, liz
18:00 it's the whole way you do your biz inside of it some poop lives. toilet new zealand! toilet new zealand. toilet new zealand. the answer is always new zealand. toilet new zealand. my toilet specifically because i don't have a plunger.
18:22 yep. i ordered a plunger online and it showed up and it's like an industrial strength plunger. it's kind of embarrassing. if someone saw it, they would be like, this guy fucking shits. it's got gears and shit. what do you mean? it's gigantic. you gotta start it like a lawnmower.
18:39 i think he shows it to us as literally just a shotgun that he points at his toilet. sucking your neighbors up through the toilet. oh dude, i had this idea once that nobody liked but i thought was a really good idea which is if you live in an apartment building you should be able to flush your neighbors stuff.
19:04 like messages or like if they need their stuff. no, that all goes to the sewer. you shouldn't flush each other your shit and stuff, but you can use it. oh, like to transfer across from apartment to apartment. yeah, if you need like a pneumatic tube. yeah, it's a tube system.
19:25 so i'm texting my neighbor, i need a pound of sugar. so somebody pours a pound of sugar into their fucking egg. i'm baking a cake. we've got three minutes to make costumes.
19:38 you could paint a lot of houses. dbj, i have a question for you dbj and don't take this the wrong way. yeah. when is the last time you used two cans tied together with a string to communicate and was it in the last three years? i don't need to answer that question. that's not relevant to the game that we're playing. it doesn't have anything to do with the game so i don't know why... i would talk to you via the can.
20:01 i have a plunger and an oven mitt. i don't know if that's typical of streamers, but... he's got a real fucking elitist right now, man. i gotta say that. yeah, gj, you know you're doing better than a lot of us already. i didn't know i was doing that well. you're in the top 1% of streamers with that. wow.
20:24 wait, you used the oven mitt to break up the poop? yeah. because it's too hot. it's so hot. it's a hot poop. yeah, absolutely. i mean this thing's boiling hot because of the boiling water i just poured on it. it's not breaking up. yeah, you're gonna scald your hands.
20:43 there's so many of us still running around. i know! i can never decide man, i'm so bad at this. if i'm the hunter that's why i'm still in the lobby part. yeah, yeah. and you can paint still. you're in the escape room portion of the game, you have to find your way out of the lobby. i'm giving myself a little costume. i'm gonna be striped. it's real nice there.
21:16 wade, you have to paint your clone first, don't you? yes. yeah, it's a real pain. yeah. okay, how do the clones work? you just make one and then put it somewhere and then you can go hide somewhere else or something like that? how do you kill it though? it never lets me kill my clone when i want to. it doesn't want me to kill it. yeah. i think if it kills the one that you're not using right now, i think is how it works.
21:44 i think it does break sometimes though, but if you make new clones, you can only have two extra clones maxed so it'll delete the old one. oh, okay. yeah, the whole point with the clones is like you could make like cool shapes and stuff. i think that was their thinking with it. because if one clone dies, you all die. i thought it was so you could give garfield chat bubbles. yeah, i know that too. one clone dies, you die in real life. okay. yep. this looks awful.
22:16 i'm very proud, very proud of mine. me and bear are coming! woah, matty! that is very creative. thank you, man. thank you. alright, let's see. using my eagle eyes. alright, well... holy shit, dbj, i didn't even see you. you're not like on the letters.
22:39 what do you what what do you mean i'm not on the letters hey don't stop looking at me for me it said stop and then you were hovering way above it it just said it said oh stop oh stop it's a different road sign i turned my game up a touch i gotta hear those those whistles this is gonna work oh shit that's oh someone someone is blinking red which means you're clipping
23:09 don't worry about what i'm doing. dude, i think something is broken. i clicked over to ryan and he's not on the screen. like, i can't see him anywhere. i'm that good. who's hospice nurse reading ready player one? sorry, i changed my name. that is so funny!
23:31 almost for me dude. oh you dang it. i got those eagle eyes. i made it too large. i think ah wait, what do you see ricky is really good. oh
23:51 yeah, ricky did awesome. why don't they? oh, we should all get really into bow and arrow. oh, damn me. that's so nice. thank you. did you ever try to hire a bow and arrow chip? wow. it's hard as shit. i did. i was a part of an archery club for a while and then i got told off and i never went back. oh, wait. that's awesome. that's good. that was good. i got told off and...
24:14 it was kind of justified, but like they were mean about it because i was trying to go grab my arrows while other people were shooting at the target so like i would have died. they did it in a very mean way and didn't understand that i was simply a young child that didn't quite understand. they shot arrows at you to get you to stop. they shot me in the kneecaps with an arrow.
24:40 i would bow and arrow. that does sound fun. i would like to... i would do a christian camp when i was like, when i was like 12 or 13. you're kidding! you could shut up! and you couldn't do the archery part until you were 14 and so i was looking forward always to being able to do it. and then, um...
24:58 and the arch the problem was the archery was like, the archery course was pointed at the horse stable. so like, where the horses were. and they stopped doing archery the year i turned 14 because they hit one of the horses. one kid saw it, so now you can't shoot. yeah, exactly! how bullshit is that? that's messed up.
25:20 that was some poor planning, unfortunately. yeah, those two yeah. and i think the horse lived also. it didn't go perfectly in the horse's eye. a horse can take a few arrows. yeah, horses can take a few arrows. well, they were designed for that back in the day. yeah, that's kind of why we have them, right? what do you mean they're designed for that? they were that breed of horses that have a big red splotch on the side of them as well. right, so it just went by in light circles. so they have multiple rings.
25:46 yeah, i played an injured horse in a movie and that would have been great. so when i when i was living in the villages in florida, i lived right near what the
25:56 was there something oh ladder, okay. i was really racking my brain to figure out i thought there was a desync and i couldn't see what ryan had you complimented my spot. so i really did not want to come for you, but check the leaderboard young pup.
26:19 okay, my fault, my fault. i'm really, i'm astounded nobody has found me, honestly. yours is really good. yours is my favorite. the only weird thing to call ricky a young pup when he's 55 years old. most senior member by far. yeah, but you haven't seen my peptide stack, man. mm hmm.
26:42 what i was googling last night, what is a peptide? they're good or bad for you, whichever
27:01 should i get into some? you can if you want, but you don't have to. you can, yeah. you can do whatever you want anytime and it doesn't matter. i will google peptides for beginners maybe later today. yeah, yeah. so when i was living in the villages, i lived near an archery range that you could use, but it was the villages, so like the other people doing archery were like 100 years old. i was like, i don't know about that.
27:27 they just see you. archery are like 2000 years old. so that's good as hell. now. now this insane. and yeah, i am. i always just getting better and better. when i was a kid, i would just hide under the table or the deck. and it always from what? no, no. okay.
27:50 when i was a kid, i had this like reoccurring dream that there were lions roaming the house at night. so to get to my parents' bedroom, i had these stations. i would hide under the kitchen table. okay, safety stations, right? yeah. yeah. every time i would come up from my mom's unfinished basement, i would imagine that i would always picture like dracula was chasing me from the basement and i had, you know, you got to fucking put the burners on going up the stairs. you gotta run fast.
28:20 i had a similar thing where i would hide in different parts of my bedroom because i get a couple of people on this call know this, but because i for some reason decided that krillin and piccolo could always see me, and i didn't want them to see me changing. so i had hiding spots in my room. i don't know why they couldn't see through the hiding spots. well, they can only sense your key. they wouldn't be able to physically, you know...
28:47 yeah, when i was a kid and i was afraid of sleeping i would imagine master chief from halo was watching me in my room really watching like protecting you. yeah, yeah, like yeah, like i'd close my eyes and then in like the world that i could i made up in my head he was standing in my like the corner of my room looking at me all night. i was like, oh what's wrong with that part of the world? i need a wester to guard ghibli. i
29:17 did anyone else hide to see if their mum would care? i hate that my answer is yes. she was a really great mum, i think i just really wanted to test her. you also had green mummy that you were scared of. that's true. do you think green mummy would care?
29:41 green mummy was just i had a dream about my mum and where she was green and then i was scared of green mummy. that does sound scary. the house that i grew up in had like an apple tree that was like, i'm not even kidding, maybe six feet tall and like almost fallen over.
30:01 and one day i was like, i'm gonna hide from my mom to see if she thinks i've run away from home and i sat in the tree. but like, it had like no leaves on it, it was like dying and i was really like overweight as a kid so the tree was like on a massive lean. i think, um, i don't think i was like hidden at all, bro. i think from like any distance you could just see, you could just see a child sitting in an apple tree falling over, bro. oh, i love that. was this part of the genius of the annoying apple character?
30:31 maybe where i invented it. i saw the apples and i was inspired. i'm sure the 12 minutes i spent in that tree were all just trauma dumping around it. yeah, true. this game is for it, right? yeah. yeah. mostly, yeah. that's what twitch is. did you guys ever all... never mind. thank you for saving me. now, chiblee, do you really think this is gonna work? yes. okay.
31:03 just wanted to ask. that's all. just wanted to know. thank you. i think this is a good one. while we're talking about childhood stories, i was reminded recently... i can't survive a jesse one right now.
31:13 so when i was i had a habit when i was like, oh we should trust you if you say oh it's awesome though so i would take peanuts and i would roll them in country time pink lemonade mix i'd shake them up that
31:34 because i thought it tasted good. and i was doing this for a long time. and then my mom, i guess, found country time pink lemonade mix in my room and then read an article where she found out that some kids were snorting it, were snorting country time lemonade mix.
31:51 and then so one of those fake articles where they're like, kids are having rainbow parties and stuff. yeah, i don't know what it could possibly be, but i had an interaction where she sat me down at 11 years old, slammed country time lemonade mix in front of me and said, what is this? jesus christ. what is this? oh no dude. and demi, i have bad news for you. we're all having rainbow parties, you just weren't invited. what? oh shit.
32:19 are you kidding me right now? justin, did you see where i'm hiding? i'm going around looking at everyone right now. okay, because you may have some interest in it. now who is this wonderful other? i was on reddit the other day and there was a post from r slash what is this? and it was a mother posted a picture of a zen and saying, i found this in my child's bedroom. i think it's narcotics. i saw that exact same person. it is narcotics. it's maybe worse than some of them.
32:48 yeah, i like the top comment. it was like if you think it's narcotics do not cut it open. that's very dangerous if it was. it's anthrax in there. i've never heard a voice like that before. how did you do that? if it was narcotics don't cut it open. don't cut it open. you will get hurt.
33:13 you will get hurt. ryan, that's good. you're evolving, ryan. yeah, ryan's a sick. i like that. ryan's just good. i'm trying not to spend the whole time just searching for the right color and then painting my whole guy that color. stefan, i'll have you know i'm in third place, man, so don't say anything that you might regret. okay, ricky's is awesome. ricky's is good. ricky's is fucking good. ricky's is so fucking good. ricky's is so fucking good. that rocks. holy.
33:43 oh man. oh, i just understood what it was. i think i only died because of the whistle there. i'm not gonna lie. i have to, i promise you, i don't know how to follow the whistle. that's, that's not a piece of text for me. yeah. this is a difficult map too. it's really fun though, because it's got the barnyard animals in it. yeah. yeah. that is correct. what's everyone's favorite barnyard animal?
34:10 i'll start. i'll start. it's pig. least generous conversationalist in the world. i know. it smells so bad. so i can't look at the moon.
34:28 i think that's a favorite. i think that's a favorite someone told you. so i've heard pigs can't look up and dogs can't look up. i've heard both things. dogs can look up, that's bullshit. i think the pig can't look up thing was popularized when vincent d'onofrio wrote the poem about it. yes, about holding up a pig to look at the moon. well, i know that giraffes can't hug, so is that kind of a similar...
34:54 i know, uh, horses... it makes me sad to think about, you know. horses can't go downstairs. and i know that because my mom had one that would go up the stairs onto the deck and then it could never get off the deck. wait.
35:10 my mother had a troublesome horse horse getting shot with an arrow. don't worry. no problem. we just have to take it down these stairs the horse hospital is just at the bottom of these stairs i love the name of your horse, ghibli
35:35 i don't know if that's a thing. did i just dox your horse? no, no, twink. oh yeah, yeah, the horse's name is twink. and my mom would go outside and just yell twink as loud as she possibly could.
35:51 and that's how we met. yep. we all came running. chip, this is doing a lot better than i thought it would. yeah, it's good. it's really good. you've got the you've got the wear on it really nice. yeah, i'm wearing it very nice. looking at your hat.
36:16 i'm just gonna shoot all these horses and hopefully one of them. they're playing until they got them. do you have to paint the clone before you clone or do you? yes. yes. yes. you can like... i guess it makes sense. you can paint them like different though. so you can paint yourself how you want the clone and then clone it. mattie is being so rude. mattie is really... mattie is being such a stinker. mattie is doing a really fucking good job.
36:47 oh, chiblee, i love that. okay, let's look at how well everybody did. chiblee, you get an eon. oh, thank you. my eon's gotta be for ricky. ricky gets my eon. thank you. oh, i gotta give it to you. ricky's a swell one. he's getting the eon from me. what? i was standing out here in the middle and i didn't get found. no eons from me? did you see ricky's? damn, that is good. yeah, i thought it was a guy bent over backwards with his nips out. i didn't realize. yeah, i can see that.
37:13 it's not. it's horrible. it just looks like guts. it looks like a brain. it doesn't look like an utter. it looks like a brain or guts. yeah. also, the others right behind it, which doesn't really do me any favors to the other. yeah. just a quick compliment for demi. demi yours as well. i really like jesse's approach of the calendar to that's making me happy.
37:43 i got got so fast though. i was happy to they were too bright. they were too bright. i'm used to my udders having that much pop. i tried to rough them up liz. well, you know, you didn't rough them up enough. i really want to milk a cow one day. it's fun. it's real fun. it's fun. it seems fun. i don't want to i've never milked anything.
38:10 yeah, it's like sekiro. i went to the farm and they said, this is just like sekiro. you played sekiro. well hey, guess what justin? hey justin. hey billy, was your cow name twink as well? i got nipples. oh, i had like a thousand cows. i don't know if they had names. can you go outside and milk twink please? oh no. milk twink. milk twink has the strongest teeth i've ever seen.
38:42 milk twink is seven feet tall and he doesn't speak human language. i love milk twink. i actually really don't. i'm unsettled by milk twink. i don't want to think about him. once you know that he's not a threat... i think you think you love milk twink, but you're scared of him. yeah. well, what's the difference between fear and love? there is such a small line, isn't there?
39:01 no. oh. everyone okay? whoa. can we get some beeping really quick? sorry, that's my fucking alarm again. one sec. i'll... oh, the gush, the beeping bit. the beeping bit. he's in the hospital, mitch. imagine if i was better off. justin, you're wrong for that.
39:31 oh that's so boring. well it won't let me, okay. ah what to do. you just look at what you've done and you're like sickened with yourself. oh all the time. yeah. in the game as well. yeah. lopes is all around libby. why did i do this? the fuck?
39:51 again yeah, i did this exact hiding spot two days ago and died in ten seconds, so that doesn't bode well for me alright no, that's mouth. oh, this is this my first. yeah, this is like my third game ever yeah, so you're lying i can't what's up, justin hey look are you near me? oh?
40:21 oh, hi. oh my god. i had a spot but it felt too cheesy so i ran away. but maybe i'll just do it right here. i'm fucked. i'm so fucked. this is so much worse than i thought it was, dude. i'm doing such a shit job. quick, quick, be the penguin penis. oh, hi. can i get in here? you mind? it's better. fuck. demi, are you hunting? yeah, that's my dear boy. i'm cooking. i'm cooking. am i not cooking? oh yeah, it's actually, fuck, it's really good. it's kinda scary. that's the point.
41:00 i'm gonna spend so much time remembering how to move things. motherfucker. are you putting underwear on it, matty? i don't really know what to do there. i think it was it kind of was giving cum gutters, but i did. but underwear is fine also. underwear is fine if you... okay, jimmy, let's rock and roll. oh, yeah. it does look like cum gutters. right? sort of cum gutters y? well, he's the cream goblin.
41:36 pardon? that was really horrible. that sucks. okay. i'll just tell a story about my life on a farm as a child and everybody knows. no, obviously i love it, but you can't tell me that oh, there we go. oh wait, you already got that present. what did you know? oh yes i do, nevermind.
41:58 come on! oh liz, i love that! it was it for a long time, man! this is a little bit... ricky, that's so fun! look at my score! oh no. um... thank you, libby. no one came in, so that's good. i love it when you call me big penguin.
42:17 hey, we're like you're the penguin and i'm the green goblin ricky you are yeah, you are smashing it today. i gotta be honest. thank you. thank you i'm really trying you know you can toggle your shadow. oh, yeah good call yes with a v with v
42:38 oh my god, mouth you are a wizard. am i? every time i look at you, you're like, god damn. let me have a look at everyone. oh, i feel like it. man, i'm not a good hunter. i know. i forgot how much i hate it. it's really it's so hard. ok, ryan.
42:58 justin hates it. i'm on ryan patrol now. i was actually thinking earlier today about justin because justin is the nicest, kindest man in the world. so the only way you know if he doesn't like what you did is if he goes, okay, okay. oh, he fucking hates what i'm saying. it's not always bad.
43:27 you say that every time, justin. it's never been good yet. i'll say that. okay, okay. sometimes it's like, okay, okay. oh, man. oh, thank god i found some. i'm sorry, but thank fuck i found somebody. jesus. and it was my awesome spot? oh, a lump on the lamp? it took me forever. you saw it take me forever. you looked like a great lump, though.
43:56 hey, does the clone hang around when it it does. sometimes, but it doesn't hurt. interesting. yeah. fucking sucks. i hear a whistle. ghibli, i think you're good. you can just go afk, man. yeah, i'm whistling like crazy, like a little bastard. yeah, it's really good. you can think of something that whistles.
44:26 i'm whistling like a horn. i can't think of anything else to call yeah, we've seen we've been looking at him what the hell
44:44 i don't know where... so part of the problem is that i can't find you guys. part of the problem is that it's difficult to find you. i feel like there's a part of the map i'm not even aware of. dude, i was just about to say the same thing! i don't know where to go! oh wait, i found a new room. here we go. here we go. they already got the guy in there.
45:14 yeah, yeah. the lamp the lamp would you be lying to me now? i don't know.
45:20 they got the lamp lump in there. the lamp lump. lamp lump? the lamp lump. the lamp lump. ooh, chiblee, this is good. nice texture. i'm really stung. also, ricky, we're in the same room and this is correct. this room is incredible. oh my god, we are! hi, liz. chiblee's moving like an animatronic.
45:45 nice to meet you. you're doing some really good voice work today. ghibli. it's really upsetting to me. wait, what? this is embarrassing. i don't even need to be moving. i think.
46:08 it's a hell of a round. this is i mean, this is unbelievable. for ricky to have not been found, i think is completely unbelievable. let's see. where's ricky? demi, turn around. you gotta see liz and ricky in there. yeah. whoever burbs it. that was really good.
46:30 i don't know. i got seventh place with that. that was ricky? wow, that's really good. and demi, look to your left. i don't know what to tell you. do you see me doing it on the side? this is so fucking this is really cute. i know, but i need to ricky, you get to go. thank you, thank you. yeah, ricky gets up. oh, that is so good. the reality falls somewhere on the spectrum of you guys are really good at this and we're total fucking idiots. somewhere in between.
46:58 i'm so bad at hunting, so i don't mind. thank you, that's all i wanted to hear, justin. thank you. i start crying. that was difficult, mattie. do you want to press each other? press our bodies against each other? i do like being in a toilet. i like being in a toilet. i like being in a toilet. so the most clean the call has been audially the entire time was me saying that. completely isolated audio. beautifully isolated.
47:29 i'm gonna ask a question and i need you to actually like answer it for serious. if you did have to be in a toilet, would you want to be a poop or a pee? pee.
47:42 the thing is if you're to pee you kind of like lose yourself but in a good way and like a buddhist way where it's like you're no longer the atman like that let's go to be a shit getting flushed because like it you're just bouncing a lot. oh
48:10 the p don't bounce it might be fun
48:13 till you fucking pour boiling water on me. yeah, you pour boiling water on me and then i break in half as a turd like that sucks. yeah. i don't want that to happen. oh, i'd hate to be a piece of shit if someone melt me. oh, that would be terrible. ouch, ouch, no more. i don't wanna be melted as a boiling piece of food. stefan, is your building on fire?
48:42 uh, yeah, but the alarm stopped so it's fine. we're hunting! the alarm melted in the fire. oh wow, the go off kings are hunting. okay. someone put boiling water on it so it's alright. the go off kings are hunting. what's the go off kings? i don't know. it's me and stefan. like, jerma if you know that. alright, this is the best i've ever done in my life.
49:09 so good luck. nice. we'll see. it's a he's just in the toilet again dude. a hundred percent. justin, i'm going to get you. i've been, i've been on mobilelytics all morning looking up the, the meta builds for this.
49:28 rips got a lot of crazy hiding spots that i've been ripping lately man. that guy is insane that's crazy. oh, no, i'm so stupid god i remember being in the hearthstone beta and i was up against crip and i was like, oh that's so cool to like play against crip and win i was like, i wonder what he said and i went back to his stream to see and he was just like this piece of shit i
49:57 i did have like, like seven flame strikes and five fireballs. oh, was it arena? yeah, yeah, it was arena. okay, yeah. i think our second or third stream ever, jf played kurt schilling in hearthstone and got absolutely destroyed. he's in total sweat. it's not fair to put me up against him. i mean, he's like a video game developer, right? mr. kingdom's abomilur himself. yeah, exactly, yeah. so he would know. what? mr. bankruptio state.
50:25 is it $600,000 is that is that how much it was that can't be right amount of money right there so walking around the design of your guy is kind of how you i have face blindness, but this is sort of how you appear in my mind when i think about you. yeah, i just look like this. yeah. well, yeah kind of
50:55 you're smaller than that in real life. all right. i'm kind of creating an oc with this one. let's see. let's see. you're creating an oc topus.
51:13 justin you don't exist. yeah, i know mine is crazy yours seems like cheating justin just just fades out of existence on history well, i
51:39 can i just say to liz, i'd like to apologize to liz. i didn't know you were doing this right. that's really good. i mean, yeah, you need to apologize for nothing, man. you're doing her but way, way worse. insNLy worse. to an extent that i can't even really believe. oh, bear, i love that. thank you. that's good.
52:01 ryan! i gotta get a little look at everybody. yeah justin, that's crazy. thank you. yeah, that's really good. aw! stefan! what the hell, man? dave was right on top of me and he was i know, he didn't see you. i saw you shoot me. maybe? yeah. maybe? unbelievable. that's great. thank you.
52:23 really good. literally, i can't even move my camera to see justin. you just... justin's crammed. to be clear libby, unbelievable, amazing and so unconvincing. but, amazing. i don't know that she's gonna get got. i don't know that for sure. i don't think so either. i'd like to go out in a blaze of glory.
52:50 i almost said, is that you? and then like verbally described where you were hiding. that is amazing that you went first. oh my god. yeah, that is pretty incredible. wow. hey, sorry. yeah, i've done that in live. he's like, oh, you look so good up there. and then yeah.
53:16 yeah, someone i think when liz before was like, chibbling good texture, i was like, look for texture. look for anyone that's sectioned their painting at all. sorry, what i just said really didn't add a lot and it was extra no, it was good. it was good. it was good in case someone came in five seconds ago and didn't hear it. exactly! see?
53:41 me as patrick bateman playing this game let's see paul allen's hiding spot. i just finally looked at yours jesse. i'm doing extra whistles to be a prick.
53:59 i did my i did my it's gonna matter dude, like that is... ooh, justin. i think you're in oh! no way! keep talking shit. keep talking shit, justin. you're whistling ass. okay. and libby is still holding strong. yeah.
54:29 stefan, not to sound like your mom, but we need a clean wipe on this one, okay bud? i know how to wipe my own ass. oh, that was disgusting to wipe your ass!
54:43 you haven't seen the way stefan does it. he's going side to side swirly style. so we can't. and he's using a piece of chocolate cake. i shake like a wet dog. jesse, how could you? i'm sorry. it's okay. i looked up and i saw it was you instead of a normal thing from the level. so i shot you. now that looks like libby. okay. so you played this game before. i think jf is starting to get it. i think it's finally starting to click.
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56:04 liz looks like a pretzel. i look like a sick boy. okay, now actually in hindsight, liz looks like a pretzel. i look like i got the fucking suds, dude. i just posted a pic in general. somebody was standing on top of me for like 30 seconds. i don't know who it was. should we pass it on to the admins and maybe we can get like a report on that? looking into this.
56:33 i am not having fun. we're almost done with the stock maps, there's only one more. i love the modded maps, i'm so excited for the modded maps. and also i can't believe we've been playing for an hour, this game is so fun. i know, it's fast. i love this game so much.
56:54 i'll be hunter. i like talking to people. yes, i like this hard, hard job just so much easier, which is right in the darkness. the weight off of my shoulders.