casually appearing in the clock across the hall (MECCHA CHAMELEON)

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0:00 bunch of people in the call that don't like can't have oven mitts in their house and they're like oh this is too tough i have an oven mitt i just don't use my oven i just want to clarify i have i don't have a plunger but i have an oven mitt and i don't use the oven so there's a pretty good chance that everybody else has an oven mitt but you i do need to know what? cbj did you have a plunger?
0:24 i will say i think plunges are more mandatory mandatory in america because i've never blocked my toilet but whenever i stay with apollo i block his toilet like ten times in like a week, bro it's what you guys have though. you have the poop shelf right don't you? a lot of jack in the box when you're here
0:53 yeah, there was one time i was in texas. well, i don't know because it might be the food one time i ordered a whole papa john's shakaroni and i ate the whole thing. and the shakaroni is a pepperoni pizza that's the size that would satisfy shaq. don't explain the shakaroni to me like i don't know what the shakaroni is.
1:13 i didn't i thought you meant like shac can i get this big as a shack? the restaurant calls it
1:32 did i tell you about how when i was younger i got ambushed by a news reporter in a comic book store? yeah. she's like, who's your hero? and i panicked so i just looked around and i said shaquille o'neal. because there was a poster of him. good answer. good answer. good answer. good answer. nothing wrong with it. yeah. so i was on the news saying how much i love shaq. that's awesome. he's a landlord.
1:59 i know mostly from his music. yeah, what's y'all's favorite shaq brand deal? oh
2:17 when he was on treehouse masters and they made a treehouse that was just big enough for his whole body to fit. that's working within a certain set of restrictions for sure, man. he was in wayne's world too, right?
2:38 i think so, right? yeah, i'm pretty sure he was in it. yeah. are you all talking about the guy from the general commercials? yeah. yeah. yeah. okay. this is actually like gossip and i'm not usually gossipy, but those guys are not friends in real life. oh, that's so sad. same with the mythbusters. jamie heineman and adam shemich. jamie heineman.
3:00 oh, we know what should be falls on the side of the be a good setup here yeah, i like adam because he has a youtube channel where he makes like enough gun that could kill you yeah, i do like that. i actually like his youtube channel where he makes a nerf gun. you could kill you just taking a gun and writing nerf on it not this this was not to be
3:27 well, i won't even say it then. we're gonna be it. thank you. no, don't say it. if pbj is realizing that something they're about to say is not worth it, then i think that's the pass. yeah, we need to follow up. i am sorry for murdering you. we need to let them follow that instinct for the first time ever. my character won't stop moving. mine is, yeah, i was having some trouble with mine moving a lot before as well.
3:53 but that is that is just but mine is really also very shit my hiding no, i thought your texturing was really good shibbly it's just because you look a big guy thank you oh demi i love demi's look at this. it's i
4:14 it's bad. it's delightful! it's quite bad. i only saw you because i was right under you. let me get the haptic suit on. just walk away. i've got a lot of respect for these approaches, man. i need to open my mind up a bit. i think this is my favorite map. because you can do the most drawing on it. and it's really vertical, i really like it. it is a good one.
4:42 i'm putting on the haptic vest and watching no country for old men and i'm putting the vest on my forehead. i'm putting on family guy, try not to laugh compilation. hey don't shoot me! i love that, tammy. i'm sorry. you liked it? yeah, yeah. i show my love with a gun.
5:07 ryan wow check it out really very good that's usually a death curse as soon as someone says that they get oh, yeah well you guys were already talking about the haptic vest so i know you hate me, but that's fine i don't even know what that is
5:28 it's like a suit that do not tell dbj what that is. don't tell dbj. jesus. i would love to see you guys wrapped up. you're talking to a guy that was hanging from ropes two weeks ago. dbj's next stream ideas. he's put in whatever it's called the twister from, like, soulful. the twister guy's limbs all the way around. one by one.
5:52 one by one and he's like, this should be fine. my next big event stream is i'm gonna do, and i haven't figured this out, but whatever happened to electro, i'm gonna do to me. the spider man 2 guy? well, no, it's sort of electro from the comics. because the one in the movie didn't get laid. i'm more of a shaq guy, so yeah.
6:17 maybe days next dreams, but bothering stingrays let's see like to know more about this annoying stingray character somebody somebody thought i was a kiwi in your chat justin that's a
6:46 wow, no usually the only piece of shit fucking i'm australian get an annoying orange my name's jimmy
7:03 i get called australian so much now i just roll with it. especially during mecca, meeting so many new people. they're like, oh we can have an australia and i'm like, oh we've got so much stuff. that was so good. i've been australian. oh i don't know, like telly stuff. burger king, but we don't call it that! we don't call it burger king! we don't call it burger king, we call it happy jj! in australia it's the burger king.
7:31 yep. sorry. justin, you messed up your sensor, bro. yeah. oh my god, i missed it. chiblee, i was just in... we were just in fucking new zealand for like two and a half weeks. i just realized we didn't even think about... what the hell? wait, when? we were doing stamp town shows. we were doing these live shows with our friends in wellington and auckland.
7:54 and you didn't want to see me. that's so weird. i completely forgot. if i'm honest with you, your voice is so unique that i keep forgetting that you're not australian too. justin did tell me one time about how like, like all y'all are like, chiblee sounds like the most like interesting individual i've ever heard accent wise. yes, and i know that's not like the best thing to hear, but your accent is very, very interesting. i like it.
8:21 i was like, oh, he's a easier in this. and also you're in an industry where that's good that you have a... you're in the industry, baby. i'm in the industry, baby. i have more interesting guys. i can think of a few... ray romano more interesting. brad garrett as well. brad garrett as well. maybe even more interesting. you would be truly the third most interesting sounding guy on everybody loves raymond. you're not stacking up.
8:49 i think the mom sounded pretty interesting. i thought she was pretty she had a lot going on. did they actually hate the grandma in that one or was it a bit... yeah, they killed her in the finale. yeah, they did. they all stabbed her all at once so that none of them could be blamed individually. let's do this one. so if you don't have the map you know, if you called it out and in, it doesn't sound very appealing, right? oh! no. out and in. you wanna go to out and in, please? no, that's not the way it works. that's not the order.
9:19 no, but if you take it out and put it in your mouth, like then it's out and in. that's true, if you start outside of the restaurant that is the first step is you need to go in. yeah, you are out. and then they take out the burger from their hand of in your mouth. and you put it into your mouth, yeah. can i just tell you the dumbest thing i've ever done? because i just did it. yeah, go ahead. remember how my cat ran across me and like scratched me when the doorbell rang?
9:46 i just saw a bunch, i looked at my hand and went, oh i got raspberry on my hand. and then i scratched it to get it off and it hurt really bad. do you have raspberries? i do have raspberries. oh my goodness. what the fuck is this?
10:07 i'm trying to play down a joke. i'm trying to jump trying to hide a joke, but it's gone. hi apollo. hi apollo. like stinking in the floor. i didn't know what we were picking and this was the one time that i picked the blocky guy. fucked me. i didn't know that the map is glitched.
10:27 oh, justin, you are right. that is the dumbest thing you've done. you tried to scratch the raspberry off and not suck it and eat it? i don't know. okay. are we broken on this? should i re host? it's very broken. okay. i'm going to... i thought that was like the point of that map was... make sure you hide your screens. it's going to be the same info. yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. dude, chiblee is like my best friend. same.
10:58 i'm your best friend. isn't that scary if somebody says that and you're like not at that level? yeah, he's never blocked my toilet. i would though, i promise. and he's never still your detergent either. i did do that one time, but in my defense, like the way that they designed the stuff over there makes no god dang sense. you use the cap to measure it and then you put the cap back on the thing. i keep telling this story because it's funny every time. when the hell did you get here?
11:28 i don't know. he stayed in my house for like a month. and then at the end, i went to go do laundry and it looked like someone had shot the thing, a detergent with a gun. it was everywhere. i was in america, bro. i was trying to live my true american self. he got it so everywhere. i used, no, no, i used the cap.
11:48 of the detergent to measure it because i'm trying to be nice and punctual and not waste your detergent and then i put it back on it leaky. you put it back on full of detergent apparently. maybe i forgot to put it in the washing machine and i just put it back on with like all the detergent in it. oh i gotta accept the sense. you should just use laundry strips. it has a measuring thing in it. mal, they're a scam. my wife told me they're a scam. i mean i've been using them for years. they're great.
12:14 why are they a scam? you said there's like one tenth the amount of detergent you need on the... oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. don't get me started on this. so first of all, those are full of microplastics. the laundry like sheets. yeah. those are full of microplastics. you got to buy the powder. everything you buy, all detergents, you need to be buying powder. they're selling you water. yes. yes. they are selling you water with the fucking detergents, man. i have a business line, i already have microplastics.
12:41 damn penguin that's got microplastics in it nowadays. the god damn crane has microplastics in it. that's where the plastics come from, your clothes. that is all you're saying is my clothes are made of microplastics. ricky, ricky. ricky. ricky. here's how i look at it. would you rather have microplastics inside of you or like big pieces of plastic inside of you? yeah. i mean, i guess given the alternative. depends on how it's entering. we gotta know what is real.
13:10 here's something i only me and me and liz yeah i only buy dish detergent in the powder form and why because when you buy a box of powdered dish detergent what is right on the box an advertisement for the pods man they think you're fucking stupid i buy the pods i like to buy the pods
13:35 that's the gen z of you though. but the detergent, the powder detergent is like one fucking dollar for enough for three months. yes. like it's so insNLy cheap and it doesn't even come out. it just leaves powder in a cardboard box. it is enough that you can afford to buy basics around your house if you just get the powder detergent. like bubble mitts.
13:54 yeah, yeah, yeah, and say what you will about the powder ricky's got the crunchiest clothes. i've ever felt i mean that's just your you're playing right into their fucking hand maddie, and you don't even realize which is so sad i love playing in this hand and so on all this feels like a slide. i'm playing brian can i ask did you also just go pee man? yeah? oh?
14:20 yeah, we're synced up. how did you know? somebody in my chat said me and you left our computers at the same time.
14:31 they're on piss watch. kind of weird that they're both watching you. yeah. yeah. kind of weird that these people are watching. why isn't anyone watching me? i think i'm doing a fucked up bad job. well, justin, you're not because i just went to hide behind you because i didn't realize it was you. so. is there a way to like hold it so that you are drawing a straight line or do you just have to
14:57 i'm fucked up. i'm so fucked up. oh my mouse is probably i'll probably go pee later. did you catch someone? he's chat wants to know not really i'm so hyper fixated on painting. oh, that's okay. i need to do better yes, it's very good. all right, anyone else know how to spot or not yet, technically
15:32 is there more fucking shit? i don't care any i'm i'm just fucked oh shit realize i have to finish this very quickly what is that thing as if you don't know oh ryan you watching a dog eating anytime? that's good. what's your scale? oh shit? yeah, i'm trying to intimidate oh panopticon approach i like that this is gonna work man
16:07 no doubt this is gonna work. thank you for that by the way, this is golden. my god
16:23 is it nice enough to get an eon at the end of the lobby, maybe? are you getting eons? you're really debasing yourself. like an uber driver. brother, i'm just gonna get a eon. ryan, i'll give you an eon if you look at it from all angles. there you go. oh my god.
16:47 apollo. yeah, apollo is fucking great. yeah, we've officially been kicked up to a sweat lobby now that apollo's here. yeah, well, yeah, i can't i can't keep up any more. i can i can see how you think it's sweaty. oh, yeah. i can't in good conscience give ryan an eon when apollo's doing this. this is a really good. that is good. i'm so proud of everyone.
17:16 everyone's been hiding so good today. you're welcome. thanks, bro. this is my first good spot. i do like that apollo. oh my god. i can't see it. why can't i freaking see it? parental controls. oh, you're talking about apollo's.
17:37 oh, that's a lot of fun, mattie. i like that. thank you. that's what i really want. i don't really want laughs. i just want to acknowledge it. that's a lot of fun. i just want other people to like what i'm doing. yeah, i just need a pat on the head. please. just tell me what i'm doing is right. you want me to see yours and go, huh? ok. yeah, i guess. whatever you want. ok. ok.
18:03 you get tired, chiblee? is that what happened? me? did i get tired? yeah. i couldn't find a spot, so i like did an interesting play. or is it because i didn't talk for 13 seconds? that's why you are. no, i'm just looking at your spot. just looking at your spot, that's all. justin, how do you keep getting worse at this spot? shut up. it's literally good. no, no, no. yeah, i know. it was good. what are you talking about? oh, it was.
18:33 oh. dbj, i thought yours was shitty, but i actually really like it. oh yeah, that is really good. that's solid. oh, hello. oh, i get it, yeah. chiblee, you're still alive? yeah. chiblee is still alive and... chiblees is nice. it's crazy. and it's interesting. and he's interesting. very interesting. yeah.
19:03 he's being interesting. ah shit, i fucked it up. now everyone's gonna see me. what's y'all's favorite grocery? my favorite grocery? my favorite is from ghibli. yes. hot potatoes! no, not lately. cherry tomatoes lately. big on cherry tomatoes.
19:17 oh, boxer is a good one. yeah. okay. okay. like the item? yeah. just what's your favorite item? any item at the grocery store? any single thing in there? like it could be like a beach towel. getting your fucking beach towels from the grocery store?
19:35 maybe you're going to the beach and you don't have one. shit, you're so fucking right dude, i'm sorry. i was just at target today and i watched a guy walk in with a cut off muscle shirt and his board shorts on and flip flops and he walked into target and said, do you guys have any towels? and they said no and he went, oh, okay and walked out.
19:57 were they lying to him? they have so many towels in the city. it was a mini target. it was a shitty mini target that they have in the city. and then he was looking for beach towels and i don't think they had beach towels. he was looking for a beach towel in the city. nice.
20:14 i actually went to i went to target trader joe's and costco this morning so i had a real oh my god holy fuck are you in the make a wish program um can i can i tell you what it was she's a woman she'll like this
20:42 i used to know a guy who, by the way, before i tell this story is still alive and is like 40. that is a haunting way to start a story. but listen, this is because if i just said, i knew someone who did the make a wish program, you'd think i was talking about a dead kid. so i'm just saying. oh, understood. understood. bear, nice.
21:09 and, um, he you did say you used to know them, which is also interesting. because i don't hang out with them anymore because they're a freak. cut them off because you got j. they got a miku hush. they did. they were in the dbj? sorry. really good. start going down the room. i'm happy with my spot, yeah.
21:26 they were in the make a wish program and they were watching everybody get all their make a wishes around them it was like meeting different celebrities and stuff and going to disneyland and these huge trips of their families and um and they asked for a dell laptop maybe they wanted to tell to sit on their lap. oh
21:48 no, no, i gotta make a wish and the same thing kinda happened to me. you gotta make a wish? are you serious? you gotta make a wish? yes, and i asked for a dirt bike and they said no you're gonna die on that. and then i asked for a lizard and they said no that's gonna make you sick. and then i asked for a gaming pc and they gave me a laptop that couldn't even run command and conquer bro i'm not kidding.
22:11 how can you, hold on, you talking to a make a wish kid and you say, no, you're going to die on that. bitch, i'm going to die anyway. we're not talking about that. the whole point of me getting it at all is i'm dying. yeah. to be fair, like i think if they did give me a dirt bike, like i would have, like i would have been over for me. i'm not joking. it would have not been good. same with the lizard probably. i can't imagine the lizard would have lasted.
22:33 no, i kept the laptop. it's broken. so you stole, basically? you basically stole the laptop. no, no, no. they gave it to me and they said you can play video games on this. and then i got really addicted to runescape for 10 years. when i was 14, i got a fake id so i could buy a lizard.
22:55 the lizard when i was going i was like walking home from the pet store and i was like oh my god i didn't even get a fucking tank or anything what am i doing? walking home with it in your hand? when you were in the pet scene?
23:10 i have a theory that like the guy was like let's just give her a really sick lizard like she really wants it really badly. they just handed you a lizard into your hand. a bunch of kids hanging outside the pet store waiting for a grown up to walk by so they can...
23:29 also, it's australia, can't you just... and this is maybe dumb of me. i mean, this was... i'm 32 now, so this was ages ago, and they were like, you needed to be a certain age to get a lizard, so i think i... i got a... i used my sister's id. she's five years older than me. so it really wasn't like... i didn't have one made. i was just like, my name is leah! and... can i have a lizard? classic leah.
23:58 yeah, seems a little problematic to do the accent. i just really want a lizard. i'm going to be hiding as a pizza. i need a lizard in the next five minutes or i'm going to explode.
24:19 i'm gonna do a make a wish someday and i'm gonna make a wish to do like be part of celebrity boxing so they first they've gotta make me a celebrity. that's fucking so smart. i'm sorry bro, i'm just gonna get you to meet john cena. but then you kind of need to be famous enough and then have like a bit of a downfall.
24:46 to sort of qualify for celebrity. are they going to say qualify for make a wish like a hell of a like like when mel gibson called the cop sugar tits. i'll just do that. yeah, yeah, yeah. what was his make a wish? can i be honest? i didn't i didn't know that i didn't know about the story with mel gibson and i've never been so relieved by the word sugar tits.
25:12 like i was i was on pins and needles dog. oh my assholes fucked up
25:20 yeah. and i can't fix my asshole. it's not fucked up, bro. it's just raspberries. it's just raspberries. can i tell you? i don't mean to like, like, like it's not enough to cause alarm or anything, but man, after scratching that raspberry on my hand, a lot of raspberries came out and i've been holding a napkin. a lot of raspberries. too many raspberries. i probably should. you were like trying to talk.
25:50 just to make it was like right it's like right in the webbing of my thumb that that's why oh johnny knotsville, yeah johnny knotsville. yeah, can you all believe i still can't believe that that's not just what fuck you. oh
26:19 i'm gonna wash my hands. i was trying to do the ricky thing where i didn't say anything as a okay. ah, dang it, i almost got away. you gotta you uh, chiblee, to be very kind to you, you did not almost get away. i was close to i was almost around the corner. that's not that's not that kind. yeah, that wasn't kind at all, actually. well, i could have said i could have said something worse.
26:42 ooh, that's a really good point. it's a matter of perspective, my dear boy. you don't know what i thought. yeah. i was thinking some words that i should not think. oh, no, come on. you know what? you get to live because i missed. i'm not. i'm not. come and kill me. come and kill me. come and kill me. come and kill me. come and kill me. kill me. kill me. i don't want to. wait, let me just come hang.
27:11 damn looking looking like a tall drink that was the right thing to do i just had to play with libby to unlock another animation damn it oh
27:37 oh, i think it's pretty good. i think it's pretty good. yeah, i haven't looked anybody else's. oh my god, obama i like that too making deals with the man the mega fighters if you should if you come out here you need to live just ryan that's fucked up. i need it. can i ask something? go ahead
28:03 no, no, no, no, no. don't ever be sorry. ryan, we could leave the stage for a minute. say whatever you want. should we? oh, sorry. i froze up. oh, he is in here, isn't he? what were you saying? demi, go ahead. what were you saying? it's literally just the dumbest question. like when...
28:25 how do i know if i'm looking at other people and i get shot? how do i know if i'm dead? because when i look at me, i still look like me, but i don't know if i'm dead yet. am i dead? if you're there, you're not dead. and if your name is white, my name is green. do you know if you can tell the difference between the green and the red ones?
28:51 fuck libby, oh no. oh i forgot demi, you're colorblind, eh. oh my god. wait, you're colorblind? because there should be one green one and then some more red. okay, now i see the different shade now, yeah. oh my god. it's trying to prove that she's not colorblind like mike brady was attacking.
29:17 don't say i'm never gonna be a fighter pilot. that's right. oh, i've seen that movie. little miss sunshine. little miss sunshine. i kind of want to buy that.
29:29 paul dann terrible actor the worst yeah, whoa really bad yeah, maybe that's my quentin tarantino. maybe he just walk away a bit better wait you're really good. you're probably the worst actor in sag i have sauron man. i don't know what was going on there i was kind of making up a new character and just like you feel you made the eye of sauron yeah
30:00 i'm sorry you look like not just pussy. i don't know like comparison no, marge has bush for off google that it's nothing like i saw her in play when she was in playboy is that true? yeah, she was in play with all baby bro. she has kids. why would she do that? i?
30:22 you wouldn't know it looking at the playboy center. oh wow. oh my god. is anybody going to ask if the, if the bush does the same thing that the hair does like, sorry, it's a column emitting from her mons. like a bride of frankenstein type fly. yeah. we found nobody on this map. this is crazy.
30:51 i should not have haunted here. me when i'm a ghost, sorry. i like much more. i don't even think anyone laid eyes on me.
31:03 i couldn't see a damn thing. there's too much stuff going on. there's a lot of stuff. i was such a good fucking turkey and mattie instantly shot me. i was such a good fucking turkey. i thought someone would be hiding up in the same place that we hid last time. oh, good god, ryan, that's diabolical. ryan is cramped. we're in a spot like this, it's the only time i feel like the real me.
31:33 i can't even see it using the in game camera. you gotta go a specific... i'm trying! go for the upskirt. yes, yes, yes. his little pose didn't dangle out. libby looks like a tiny little ninja with a bald spot. it's really cute.
31:59 i'm a maniac ryan if you were in the what was that cave where that guy was trapped head first nutty putty yeah yeah nutty putty come on yeah nutty putty cave sorry i didn't know if you were gonna know if i said nutty putty so i was you know but it's a cave where so if you were in there what would you do you think you would get out or nutty putty came out my wall this is like a chris farley interview i don't think i possess any kind of special technique for getting out of nutty putty cave
32:26 you don't get out or i don't even do either on this map. it's like a first date question. you think you get out of nelly or what? i would at least ask that they like blow me up or something. like let him make a wish kid shoot an rpg in the hole. make a wish, i want to shoot someone with a rocket. i want to kill someone with a rocket. just a hole straight down.
32:56 what if your wish was i want to kill all the other make a wish kids? nobody liked that. nobody liked that. no. i think mainly... you're asking us to go out on a pretty risky limb there, bud. yeah. they just all die. i was just playing what if. that's fair. that's fair. sorry for... i'm not trying to plug in your chat, justin. just somebody asked about who i am. who my... who my m... sorry. who my m?
33:26 who my man? who my man? i can't i can't figure out how to rotate oh my god when is your when is your new thing coming? my new thing? it is?
33:36 okay, so we're getting the first edit in, um, really in a cut in maybe today, maybe tomorrow, and it should be out, they reckon, um, august. it'll be all done by then, and i'm fucking so fucking proud of it. i'm so excited. i'm excited. i can't wait. i've heard it is going to be even better than the first season.
33:55 i believe it is going to be better than the first season. it's fucking ridiculous. yeah, hand too long and bold kids. this is season two of so you want to win a penis pump. it's good. i mean... oh, yay! i'm so excited. bro, it is... i'm so fucking proud of it. i really can't. you know? it's a very good show. i like it a lot. and the first season's on you. thank you! thank you for even caring.
34:22 living alone is crazy because sometimes i'm sitting here and i'm like, i could just buy a penis pump and see what goes on with it. well there's the one that i... yeah, go ahead. oh libby? yes. i still have the one that i won from demi from being on penis pump on twitch. and we had someone staying in my apartment while we were gone for a couple weeks.
34:39 and i came back and it looked like the box like exploded. oh no. all of the penis pump stuff is like out on the shelf. oh my god. we didn't leave it like that. maybe they opened it and got like a frayed and then like threw it and like dropped it. like it's a cursed relic. i did kick it a lot yeah. it's always been a bit you know ready to go but it gave up while we were
35:06 well we were gone which means that she's seen the rubber pussy that it comes with which it comes with a rubber pussy it does yeah so the one that i got for libby the seal of it is in the shape of a pussy right when it where it like clasps your wiener um and so we were oh and this was libby do you remember that i think this was
35:25 two days before my wedding, we were trying to make a science experiment volcano out of the rubber pussy in my kitchen. but we only had green food dye, so i was completely green by the end of the night. yeah, i just finished cleaning that out like two months ago. i wanted to show it to my friends and i was like, oh, the tubes are all blocked still. it was baking. yeah, they're still green.
35:50 we tried to make it so it would spray out lava but it worked. that's incredible. it was a bit pathetic honestly. it was really pathetic and i think we were a bit drunk too because it was like we had just had our fake thanksgiving that i wanted to do for you guys and we were like, let's put lava in the puthie. i mean it's a good idea.
36:16 i've got a question and i don't mean any, i mean this sincerely, is that because you thought lava was green? shut up. shut the fuck up.
36:31 oh god, that's some good combo work guys. that's real good. thank you. the colorblind stand up trying to make jokes and just but nobody can relate. dude when a volcano blows up it's like the hulk is coming right? it's like the hulk's come.
36:50 have you noticed? i was just literally i couldn't think of anything just now. i was gonna be like, uh, you guys ever think a lot of stuff is gray?
37:00 that's just like dog colorblind with dogs the dogs are going this would be making a lot more sense, but wait you guys are hiding really well, i can't fucking yeah, we haven't found anybody. oh, thank you i found one person actually so pay attention. oh
37:28 stephen take it to the end for me, man. you found all this shit on the toilet blender, really? you look like placenta.
37:34 my god, i was going for poop. no like the thing that's still attached to my to my body under my shirt all the time because i had to have both parents working in the house, okay is that what i was supposed to do with my placenta i
38:00 i don't know where you guys are. hey, good job.
38:23 did you guys know that whether you have an innie or an outie belly button is like luck? it's not based on the skill of the person who delivered you. oh, really? yeah. sounds like something about doctor off. it just sort of falls off after like a week it falls off and then it either falls off innie or outie.
38:45 i figured it was rng but you could have convinced me that it was due to skill. well i was like wise i would have believed you. i've never heard it's due to skill.
38:53 for years i was like, you got an outie? dude, that's bad luck. who was your doctor? like... i think r.e.g. used to describe that too, man. that's so funny. my... alright. i've never... i think this is gonna come off really stupid, but do people like grow out of their outie belly buttons? because i feel like i knew a lot of kids... dude, i used to have a half and now i have an innie. right! so...
39:16 i used to know a lot of kids that had an outie. i thought you had people growing out of it like quado from total recall. i mean, i don't know when your body, like when i was pregnant, i just had an outie while i was pregnant and then it went back to being a cutie. that happens. yeah. and when i got that hose stuck in my mouth, i had an outie, but then i got it out.
39:42 i'm fucked. i feel like we've blown this entire round. it was good. it was good.
40:03 you haven't found anybody yet, dibg. i found chiblee. found me? i was poop. i was pieces of poop. oh, sorry. i thought i found chiblee. no, i found i was poop on the plunger. i thought it was funny. no, i literally just put in my brain like, yep, got him. it was me. by the way, that's my new 90s rap album title, poop on da plunger. poop on da plunger. poop on da plunger. that's good. poop on da plunger.
40:31 when i was a kid and i went to hollywood one time, there was a guy selling his rap cd called time to eat and all the rap songs were about eating food. that's sick. that sounds great. damn it. i lost it, i'm sad. okay, so i understand why we couldn't find anybody because apparently you're allowed to clip into... what the fuck is this? okay, i can't believe... you're just mad. he's literally clipped into the fucking...
40:56 and he's fucking, fucking geometry. ricky got shot and i didn't get shot. i don't know how that's possible. stefan, i thought that was going to happen, man. i really, i was really giving my life for you. cause you're like, i already shot somebody here. there's nobody else. exactly. thank you, ricky. thank you. i'm gonna need a motherfucking eon for my spot. i'm not giving you an eon, you're a really good, you're a really good shit. jesse, jesse, where are you? i'm a piece of shit.
41:24 i'm like, mop the pole. that's a good little shit in the toilet. i was part of a lamp or whatever this is. oh, i see, i see. i mean, this is a tough. i keep not being able to kill my clone. i make one and then i hate it and then it's. gemini man be like, i'm sorry, but i have to. i'm gonna spawn another one. gemini man. i tried that and it still wouldn't let me. gemini man. gemini man. let's do, let's do a. it's an awfully hot coffee pot. oh, i just feel. you guys think i'm phiper the rapper?
42:00 we wizards said my wife had the placenta dehydrated and put it in pills and took them after the child was born. my friend did that and she was like, do you wanna... what? i guess i missed the first part of the sentence. yeah, there was something else going on. i'm trying to backfill the information. the placenta nutrient pills. the placenta nutrient pills, sure. placenta nutrient pills. and my friend was like,
42:28 do you want some placenta? and i was like, hmm. yes. some of the placenta. i can't. oh, they're made from. it makes you like powerful. it's good for your thedans. dropping some placenta and going to a fish concert.
42:48 what does it do for you? well, all diseases of humans can be cured by placenta, pineapples and water. that's true.
43:02 yo, ppw. i need some. you should be a doctor, man. yeah. that's what all my doctors do. i don't trust doctors. if somebody calls themselves a doctor, you know they're bullshitting you. yeah, it's fucked up. i'm sorry. i'm in australia. it's taken a while to do this fucking stuff. there's a square or round guy, matt. i don't know what map i picked. oh, okay, great. i was trying to pick the art museum and i don't know if i did. okay. can we do the... there's a... it's like, metra museum. it's got all the rubik's cubes and like... i really like that. oh, it's a good one. maybe?
43:31 grab grab grab
43:54 there's one thing i thought about making i don't want to say it, but there's one thing i thought about make a wish that i thought it's like you have to be dead. i thought we all agreed on what it was and now we're like, we're 0 for 2 on people. exactly, yeah. i'm not saying we're 0 for 2, but... like it's good, but... i can die real quick. we gotta get these numbers up. i'm happy about it, to be clear. oh, succumb to my injuries is fine.
44:25 jf doing a student loan thing that baby boomers do. well i i i can do better than that. doing the baby boomer thing but for a wish. i got my wish, okay? i got my wish, i died. i don't get it. buried too much? fuck off. it's giving me a lot of that. got the guy in nutty putty cave be like... that's so sad.
45:00 i'm imagining it's like some sort of like amusement park attraction or something. oh, no. no a guy climbed on you ever go on. oh
45:25 head first and got stuck inside of the cave head first and then everybody got so sad when he died head first stuck inside of the cave.
45:34 everyone got so sad is this like a real guy yeah, yeah he famously horrific how he died and it's called the nutty putty cave. what?
45:55 i probably would just call it like a like not the nutty it makes it sound fun no wonder he went in there yeah it sounds cool they named it that after he died his name was bill nutty putty
46:09 laughing parenthesis stupid justin yours is so funny to me. you like this. i think it's like i
46:37 i'm happy with it. and then i also like do you have a problem with me? oh, this is the shining carpet. oh wow. that's right now. oh justin, that's really good. did you pay? thank you. nice, ryan. oh, chibaly. yeah. everyone's doing a great job. thank you. thank you. thank you so much. oh my god. wait, that's amazing. oh my god. justin, i like yours. i like yours. thank you.
47:06 i miss clicked and now i'm fucked. that was like watching a nature documentary. there's too many buttons sometimes in the game. yeah, no there is. brian! i did such a good job too. i like how two people had the same idea.
47:29 ricky i like ricky's spot was really good. oh my god, demi. demi that's so good. do you like it? i really like demi. yeah that was a nice one. thank you so much. which one is demi's? let me see. let me see. if demi is anywhere she's gonna be part of this.
47:47 i'm gonna be part of what? hold on, i need to see where you think i'm part of. oh demis is so fucking good! i love demis. i love crabgraspis but look at demis.
48:03 i'm not even gonna look at anyone else's so i can make sure that i can give demi my tbj yours is also very good. wow, that's good. holy cow. i'm really, i'm really having oh! i really like ryan's photo. yeah, it's funny. yeah, it's funny. ryan's is good. i'm having a giggle. i'm having a giggle at it. i really like it. oh, i didn't see the word on ryan's. yeah. it's convincing. it's very convincing. it is, yeah.
48:33 that's just what i was going to say. the museum lost funding so they had to, you know, they had to take some shortcuts. yeah. i like this one a lot. thank you. i've employed a certain approach to a few of the rounds that has been working out pretty well, i think. malf, i like your poop. you're a natural. thank you. i was wondering if anyone would notice. oh, big hit.
49:03 it seems like the poop has made your asshole larger on the way out is very that'll happen. that's kind of definitely an audi wait, wait, wait, you're all but holes don't have that like kind of little pull strings i gotta close it up at the end
49:28 yeah, it sounds like your doctor really fucked up. yeah, i'm always putting like a different bid on it. i'm like how big is this one gonna be and then i'm like that one's a little that's too small. yeah, yeah. using like a drill chuck to like clamp down on something.
49:46 libby, there's something about when i see you running in the game and the arm goes up in the air. you know when you run and it kind of makes you go like, whee! there's something about it that i don't... i get way more joy out of looking at yours go whee than anybody else because i'm imagining you doing it. i like libby going whee! libby going whee!
50:12 it would be cool to be happy. everybody has a problem when i tell libby i like it, watching her go wee. yeah, i don't think i can make up that pose because i might get lift. it's been enough time for me to make it, but malf did one of the most insane things i've ever seen a player do and i can't wait to talk about it.
50:35 i'm so excited. i'm excited too. what's incredible about this spot is that you'd think it'd get caught really fast, but the art is so good that it's believable. the art is insane. when you match it close enough, it's like... art is insane, you're watching the terrifier.
50:56 okay, i didn't have the courage when we were talking about the penis pump i wanted to say i like it when mine doesn't look like pussy because it's like a medical device and i don't want to be like that. yeah, right. this isn't a joke. yeah you want to be able to use it in public at the mall food corner guy eating pussy
51:20 yeah, guy eating pussy, but he's like covering his eyes because it's not gentlemanly to look forget if i forget if this joke has been said on stream or whatever but guy eating pussy who holds his nose and like pu like a frenchman see
51:40 i only just realized that. that's really good. the actual metric. yeah, that was amazing to me. i try to make a. so i lasted the entire time somehow and mouth came by and shot the lobster, but not the. unbelievable to me.
52:06 that's good. that's great. oh, everyone did so good. yes. thank you. i like to crab grab ice. i'm very happy with it. couple of eons. holy shit, demi. demi got my eon. you're a chameleon. i am? demi's was incredible. thank you so much. i really like your...
52:29 thank you, i gotta pee real quick. i'll be right back. okay. i'm gonna which which art gal is it art gallery or art museum? it's art gallery, right? that's like art but this money i'm going to slice slice myself a piece of cheese good lately. i played all gallery you say with like a million people and it was cooking. all right great i got a job off. thanks guys. thank you see you tonight. bye
52:57 i got one more. i got one more. stefan, what the fuck did that mean? yeah, stefan's gonna... stefan's gonna fuck j. i got something planned, yeah. stefan's big surprise. yeah, i can do one more. i wanna go eat some lunch. it's that time!
53:13 must be nice. mm hmm. lunch time. oh fuck, i have to go help my mom and grandma pack their car after this. fucking assholes. oh no. i have to go help my mom and grandma. i thought you were going to say i have to go eat a bunch of raspberries. well that'd be nice too.
53:33 i should get into those. i think i'm looking for more variety. joining that csa is like the best shit i ever did. i love it. i just get different fruit every day. joining the what? joining the confederate states of america? i mean, i'm in virginia. you're in the capital, baby. yeah, it's a community shared agriculture.
53:55 and i pay them one cdu. once a week i go to a farmer's market and they just hand me a bunch of stuff that they got from their farm. that's so nice. yeah, it's really good. i love the csam.
54:07 yeah, it's been wonderful. and all you have to do is pledge to succeed if it ever comes to that. dude, i was at the virginia history museum, which, first of all, as soon as i entered a room with paintings, i was like, alright, where am i hiding? dude, i grew up there, man. i know. i hear you. but also, i felt crazy when i entered the room with the statue of robert e. lee and giant murals of the confederacy.
54:34 i was like, well, that's a bad look for me, bro. his last name's lee. oh, fuck. i left the paintings and now i can't go back into the painting. me too. i had such a good idea. we got to restart. we got to restart. no, of course not. that's right. i have a different idea. who's hunting?
55:03 i am. and... well, oh, apollo. ah fuck, alright, i can't do this. oh, it's gg's, bro. yeah, yeah. we do love you, though. dante, i'm fucked. i'm gonna go do it. no, no. it being get my food tricked ya. yes! yes! this is pretty good. yay! apollo, you're not gonna find me. i'm not worried about it. don't tell me i'm clipping. check your venmo. i may have did not more than i could chew with this one.
55:37 are you eating the painting? yeah. yeah. i'm feeling that. it's tasty. i'm so scared to press the wrong button and fall like five feet. jesus christ. oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. wait, wait, wait. okay. it's not that bad. here we go. oh shit. it's fucking horrible. here we go. here we go.
56:09 it's really good as long as you only look at it from one really unnatural angle. this is gonna be flawless. we don't got a lot of time, huh?
56:22 i had to thank subs and it burned all of my time and i have no time and i'm fucked. crazy that you would come back on you like that. crazy. big streamer getting so many subs. he can't simply believe he can't possibly play the game. you're smarter than that, jesse. my time didn't go very good because i got what's up, mommy?
56:50 i had to thank so many people. hearing jesse's screams cutting in and out is so funny. you're very good. it's matthew mcconaughey and interstellar but his friends are just making fun of him from the other side of the gauntlet.
57:11 i couldn't find anywhere but stefan do you see how many points he just gave me by stopping and looking? thank you. hey j believe. i was painting my ass. sup? sup? you there? yeah. i can have painting time in my opinion. i just spent the entire round painting and then i just got up at the light.
57:34 i love that. it's really not that bad, right? i think you did better than you think you did. but like rotate your camera a little bit. i know, but... i literally can't see liz at all. wow. i mean, of course. this is liz smurfing on this man. literally no fucking sign of a person. okay. honestly though, libby's is very good too. i stole this from luke.
58:02 sorry, that's sorry. i didn't expect that to happen. i got really scared. i'm sorry. i'm really sorry. i was so at tension. i was really rushing. i'm really sorry. i'm really, really sorry. dude, matty, that's good too. dbj's electric from all of the money that they just got. they really can't possibly call him that. oh, fuck. i just saw ryan's.
58:24 it's really good if you're like lebron james. some of y'all are just... some of y'all are just... yeah, yeah, yeah. justin and chiblee. yeah, we have a bit of a duo hide going. yeah, justin and chiblee is really, really funny. very good. oh my god, libby. dude, this is the next level round right here. this is crazy.
58:51 good frickin' luck. mouth is completely invisible. mouth is crazy. yeah. invisible mouth. people that i can't see when i look at it. wow. fuck. what? send back the money. apollo, send back the money. you fucking rat. wow. you fucking rat. that's crazy. like even if you get close up to liz, still can't. i know, i can't help but see it. i'm as close as i can be.
59:19 i did, i, stefan found me immediately. cause i sort of, i panicked and i ran out of time. so mine was just a guy standing there with his hand on his hip. and i wrote don't on the front. you were also not even facing the direction that he was. so i didn't know where he was going to pop in.
59:42 i think stefan misunderstands the game because he's just shooting everybody in this painting in the head chiblee we're impeccable. i don't think we're getting i mean if y'all don't get found that's kind of i
1:00:09 on the hunters, in my opinion.
1:00:23 really justin? ryan this is so nice from one angle. yeah that was my analysis too. yeah exactly one angle it's perfect. it looks kind of like an art attack project from one perfect angle. this is art attack. i liked it with neil, i didn't like the imposter. yeah neil yeah yeah yeah neil.
1:00:48 what the fuck? i like how ryan's looks great from the angle. it looks awful from the angle that hunters will see that. yes. it looks great from the exact angle that he painted it at. you fuckers. that is of course if the fuck it is. oh shit! where the fuck did you find us? how'd you know? how'd you do that? i was in the painting for so long and i was like what if it's behind us? yip it fold, yip it fold.
1:01:17 yeah, yeah, i've seen it yeah do you think that what they did to get smart? do you think that would work with other people from throughout history? yeah, hi. we're talking about beetle
1:01:35 you have to smoke their ashes. smoking the ashes of a smart person will make you smart. right. so like, it's like robert mueller died this year so if i smoked his ashes maybe i could put an end to all this. i can't fucking believe ryan didn't get found. i know, it's insane. it is insane. where, okay, hold on. so you hate me? i'm gonna go down to his.
1:01:58 i'm gonna go downstairs and smoke my dad's ashes and then i'm gonna drink 15 diet cokes a day. that's all that's gonna happen. mine's a new meta. and the cycle continues. your spot is crazy. it's so crazy. oh my god, ryan. you somehow got like the color to do vantablack, i think. yeah, it's crazy. he's invisible. anish kapoor is coming for your ass for that one. oh, don't sue me.
1:02:27 mine was unfinished. that's why i screamed. i was so locked in. i was screaming. god. that was really fun. i'm gonna go have lunch. bye, everyone. thank you.