average vancouverite ＂cabin＂ - Bits and Banter [05⧸15⧸2026]

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0:00 sorry, i was having a heated discussion in the discord about whether internet girl is the song of the summer. i kind of like it. i don't know anything about the current k pop consensus. i kind of just get exposed to whatever my wife and daughter like to listen to. i fuck with internet girl though. i think it's cool that it's kind of abrasive. it's not summer yet? well, yeah, no, it is summer from a music perspective. the song of the summer usually comes out in february.
0:29 wait, wait, wait. i'm embarrassed. i wasn't able to finish my peloton ride today. the apartment closed the gym when i started. well, okay, joshy, first off, you don't have to apologize for that stuff. that's out of your hands, but you are doing it. you're putting a fine point on it when you say you didn't get to finish your peloton ride. you put out 13 kilojoules and then dipped.
0:52 so it's not like you got 72 minutes into the 90 and then bounced. it was like, you know, we're talking like two or three minutes into the end of the ride. are runners allowed in the peloton discourse? the peloton discord channel
1:07 is i would say it's like 70% runners and then 25% zwifters and 5% people who own a peloton of which 1% of them ride regularly. at least ride regularly with the group. no exercise to peloton, to zwift, to running, to injury, to yoga, to stretching. back to running pipeline is real.
1:37 zwift is the good one. zwift is the one where you can get banned for 30 days if you tell someone to shut up. is that correct? hart mentioned yes. i think, wait, what did hart say? hart in the dm, they dm'd one of their friends on zwift and said,
1:54 pedal faster you fucking donkey or something like that and got banned for 30 days. it's so crazy man. peloton's not like that. occasionally a middle aged man maybe like in his 50s or even as late as his early 60s with a really like professionally shot black and white photo will join your ride and you just kind of get you get weird vibes off of it
2:19 sometimes they have their instagram handle like in their username as if like you would see this handsome ass, you know, most interesting man in the world phenotype and be like, i'm gonna add that like i do think that there are yeah, i think there's a there's a few middle asian older men that kind of use the peloton the cruise one might say, just to do a little a little fishing. but you can you can kind of feel the vibes on that pretty fast to be honest.
2:46 pillow for wine is a classic i mean honestly i'm not gonna say the world is a better place than it was like five years ago because i just there's a lot of things we'd have to aggregate to make a statement like that but riding the peloton in 2022 was fucked up the number of like political hashtags was out of control that was peak like um let's go brandon back the blue on the exercise bike type territory it was uh
3:14 it was a damn... it was a fever dream, yeah. or someone whose username was just about like, please, like, i will never get vaccinated and shit like that. we've come a long way, kind of. just to be clear, just to be clear, hart, i'm speaking in support of you. he said, you said, pedal you fucking donkey to other people. i believe that's, yes, i believe that's true. oh, he said it to himself!
3:42 he told himself to pedal faster you fucking donkey and then he got banned. that's crazy man. if i did say it to someone else it would have been based but i did say it to myself in a private group chat. that's crazy they banned you for saying it to yourself. also by the way i think if you said it to a stranger that's like highly offensive but if you have a rapport with someone and you say pedal faster you fucking donkey i literally think that's being nice.
4:10 that's called being best friends, exactly.
4:14 my cycling club would not like it if i said that. no, well it needs to be the right situation. if you were doing a gran fondo and like before the ride someone was like oh i want to do it in you know two hours and six minutes and you got the two hours and you got four miles left you might say hey buddy pedal faster you fucking donkey. you because this is a classic best friend situation where you you worry that you have a seed of weakness inside of you and you don't want it to be watered
4:42 by being placated by a friend who values, you know, exclusively not rocking the boat before. that's why you tell your friend, hey, if i'm like lagging at the end of the ride, why don't you fucking kick my ass into gear a little bit? that's a good fucking friend. jmgs, by the way, we had a great ride this morning. are you mad? i didn't even think about it.
5:04 we had a great race that you won, but i said i thought i needed a rest day. it turns out i just needed an art donaldson. i didn't mean to paint myself as pat and you as art. i just meant like, fuck it, maybe we're both art. i don't know. it's just the important thing is it was a challengers type dynamic minus tashi duncan, who is not a good person.
5:30 i didn't mean to imply that i'm pat and you're art, but also at the same time i don't know if it's worse to be art than it is to be pat. i mean pat's life is fucked up man. he's sleeping in his car like the dude who invented bullet ball. who's zendaya though? that's tashi duncan man, she sucks. tashi duncan is fucking evil. i point, they should have said that shit.
5:50 everything is crab. everything is crab when you're part of a team or whatever. this is everything is crab. it's the newest rogue light that's somewhere between a six to a 10. and if you got, you're going to take that as an insult. it's literally a compliment. it could be a 10 for all i know, bro. it could be a 10 and it's not a five because i've been watching some people play it.
6:29 things and eat them that gives you experience. that experience then allows you to level up and pick some traits so you kind of like have control over the evolution of your little creature. does this have the cities skylines 2 thing where it's like everybody who plays cities skylines 2 is
6:51 obviously they're making a city with like mixed use residential towers with like commercial businesses on the bottom and then like a above ground rail system that connects everybody so that goes directly from their apartment to the library. like what i'm asking you is can you play this game as a vegetarian? like can you can you play this game and be like i am only going to eat apples. i'm gonna see how well i could do if i only eat apples. you actually can. that's actually kind of sick to be honest with you. you ever get called boss at the shawarma spot?
7:20 don't make me lie to you, man. don't make me lie to you. no, i don't get... i get called sir. i don't get called boss. i'm just... i want to get called boss. don't get me wrong. i'm gregarious as fuck, man. vegetarian progress plus 30%. the only thing... i need to know how to eat fruit. how do you eat fruit and vegetables? trees and mushrooms.
7:56 they're on timers. let's give it a fucking try, man. oh, i got poisoned by the mushroom. i can see that now. yeah, it's my fruit. i'm sorry to say. there's a new vegan on these streets. there's an alpha vegan here. sporadically generates mushrooms around you. cool down 14 to 20 seconds. sporadically generates mushrooms around you even faster. that's enormous for us. you literally killed your boy. now you're dead. i got some mutagem. you're eating my fucking apples, bro. no, shot. go eat the other apples.
8:33 this is my meat. i earned it. i gotta keep my eyes peeled for mushrooms. cause they're dropping but i'm not always paying close attention to them. see there's one up here and one right there. i am worried about getting a mushroom that just basically stops us dead in our tracks or just kills us with poison i guess. help. help me. no effects mushrooms still give xp. yeah but i can't, i need to be able to get to them man. i need to be able to get to them. even smaller.
9:08 don't die to poison. holy shit. maybe poison can't be lethal? huge! what's wrong with my ears, by the way? sure, man. i don't know. spend on this and then increase how often food drops are turned into health food. then keep your eyes fucking peeled for mushrooms. oh, the mushroom took away my ability to hear, i understand. and taking a staggering amount of poison damage. can i eat this? you look like a vegetable. spicy, spicy mushroom.
9:51 sporadically generates mushrooms around you huge each of your poison ticks can charm enemies on damage reduce fun goi's next spawn cool down by five seconds we definitely want this man because we're getting damage from every single mushroom we eat you don't have beef with me like he's just there was meat there he's literally just coming to kill me to be an asshole but it's too late bro i'm about to eat something
10:23 whatever, eat a little bit faster. we mostly just eat mushrooms, but i want to save my mutagen. i've been killed. i've been killed by poison. i poisoned myself with too many mushrooms and died. okay, we go again. that was interesting. i was stung. i drank the poison. good ass movie. honestly, i'll say something crazy. might be robert zemeckis' best. if you're a forrest gump disrespector like me, flight's pretty fucking good. no shot? well, what zemeckis are you putting over flight then?
11:05 you gotta have a good answer. surely you weren't just saying, you know, you weren't just talking out of your ass. back to the future. i forgot he did that one. i'll be honest with you. i didn't know robert zemeckis did that. if i get level with you, i'm pretty much a huge robert zemeckis disrespect there almost entirely as a result of forrest gump. he does have some l's. i mean, we're, i'm not ever going to see here the movie about like
11:35 a room a place in physical space. i don't love shit. i love being close to the water. i sound like kobe smolders. i mean, did you see her fucking house man? it looks gorgeous. i did. it looks awesome. right? it's a beautiful looking house.
11:57 average vancouverite cabin. i'm sorry to say the average vancouverite cabin is literally like a 410 square foot micro suite. but like, you know, they will divide us or whatever. the staircase is so crazy. $4 million. now man now here we're on the flip side of it now that place is literally like a $25 million house. 100%.
12:22 well, i don't know cuz it depends where in northern bc it is, but it's gonna be up there. we level off of this. sorry fishy. if a fish eats an apple, you should get an apple and a fish when you kill him. it's conservation of matter. i mean origin, are you in chat? or did you get alienated by all the cs? i still i know you've posited that this is true, but i simply don't believe that if you weigh 200 pounds and then you drink 400 grams of water,
12:52 and you step on the scale, i don't believe it'll say 201 pounds. it just doesn't... like, i understand the scientists would want you to believe that that's the case, but it just... you didn't gain a pound. you had a glass of water. you didn't... you can't gain a pound from drinking a pound of water. it doesn't... it simply doesn't make sense. this bit is bad. why is this bit bad? and are you gonna... so here i'm gonna steel man you first, because you're gonna say, we live in such an anti intellectual time. there's literally people out there who believe that. oh, so smart people can't have fun because there's some dumb motherfuckers online?
13:23 i'm gonna live my life by my own fucking central tenants instead of letting some flat earther like change the way i act and it's their fucking problem why should i change the way i act? they're the ones who should fucking get an education bro. dunning kruger makes them think they don't need it. yeah but like i'm sorry to tell you that's not my fault because they're trust me if anything motherfuckers are just getting dumber.
13:48 have you ever been to r slash decaf? i was tweaking out when i went to r slash decaf top post this year. and then one of the top posts was like caffeine increases aggression and irritability. is it crazy to say that it's approximate cause of both world wars? i went oh, this is a good one. this is a good one.
14:10 to be to our decafs credit all of the commenters were like interesting theory that i don't agree with so there i do appreciate that but like the fact that it was one of the top posts of the year was crazy but then i felt bad because i looked at some of the shit that like the top users on r slash decaf post and it seems like they're literally just like they're quitting like
14:31 weed, alcohol, pornography, candy, like they're quitting every single vice at exactly the same time and i think they've just happened to lump caffeine in with all of them. and so it's not
14:47 it's i should not hate them for trying to fix their life. but once they get through the ones that are like really, really damaging, you can have a latte now and then you can have a latte now and then they've they've equated all vices with one another.
15:03 and the worst, the thing that always been the most about r slash d calf is that they literally if someone is like here's a study that says caffeine isn't bad for you they go well it's bad for you because you get addicted to it which is literally true but then they say something like try telling someone who's addicted to heroin that it's not bad for them and i'm like buddy it's not you can't it's an argument via analogy so it's the first run again huh okay whatever you literally buy ak every time and then send me death threats because i glazed the galil they're not so fucking different
15:34 anyone out there like a skilled biologist anyone out there have a bachelor's degree in biology or greater? why don't we see it like? enormous birds now. i know we got like albatrosses and stuff like that. what's the physical or evolutionary? pressure that prevents us from having like birds the size of buildings heavy things don't fly i thought it was all based on on density. no, wait, that's stupid. no, that's floating bro. i bet y'all
16:03 how is it fair the canucks get two twins as gms? bro, i'm just honestly hoping like i'm hoping they're the right people for the job. i got nothing but love for the sedins and if i'm being honest with you it's not like it can get much worse. it would be a feel good story if they were able to bring some success to the canucks. what if they have twin telepathy? i know you're trolling but if you watch some of the plays that they did in the nhl
16:33 i mean, telepathy is one of the only explanations. any other canucks fans remember when in pederson's rookie year, he smashed the puck from his own defensive end off the backboard of the enemy's end so that it ricocheted back to brock boeser so that he could get a breakaway and score a goal? and then
16:58 brock went, holy fuck this is fucked, you're fucked. and we were like, oh my god, it's the rebirth of the sedins. and then they fucking never did that shit ever again? they never did it ever again? is it gonna be icing? no, brock besser's in behind and off the post and in. bro was op as a rookie. that's my boy, i see him every now and then. by which i mean i've seen him literally one time in vancouver, but
17:28 we both be crawling like a viper through these suburban streets, man. not enough, not pissing me off enough. good kill, good kill. shame i just shoved them in my pocket. chase them, stay on them. fish are worth something. grab the food over there, huge. run away, don't get attacked. we want the elite but we want this fish more first. i'm fucking dead, i'm fucking dead. are you fucking kidding me? easiest win of my life, man!
18:07 greed on the fish it was in the bag all i had to do is keep attacking enemies man all i had to do is keep attacking enemies never take pc for it's not worth it man you never went into the water peps sde i'm going to ban you from my chat i was in the water for at least 20 of that round you got it's horrible news for you been on this website for approximately 10 years previously subbed for two months following for two years 429 messages in chat i'm in my new lamborghini
18:36 you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. i had a defect run with 28 cards by the time i played all my powers it was 8 cards. i think you're okay. i'm scrolling up, i think you're okay.
18:47 you've been chatting a lot this year. you do do something i hate. it's not your fault. i blame the culture. but you do end every message with lol. and i think as a millennial, i understand that, but there's two different ways to do it. there's, hey, could you do me a favor? no worries if not, lol. that's like the demure lol. and then there's like, you must be stupid, lol. like this message here that says, you can literally craft your own ammo, lol.
19:14 like that's passive aggressive lol. that's not a demure lol. that's a passive aggressive lol. that's essentially you laughing at your own sense of superiority. you can't be serious, unc. cycling jake, you should change your name to talking jake. you were talking when i got on the bike. you were talking while i was on the bike. you were talking when i got off the bike and now i'm at work and you're still talking. you should call yourself talking jake, 77.
19:43 i know you're 6'3, you think you can just come in here and muscle your way around? well on the internet, everybody's 6'3 buddy. i was amped up, i was high on adrenaline when i got off the bike. me and jmgs, we were fucking going bar for bar on the peloton, pushing 260 watts for the last 40 minutes of the fucking ride. i got off the bike and i had so many veins popping out of my forehead that my skull looked like a fucking nut sack, okay?
20:13 and meanwhile everyone in the chat is just typing, what's better a queen of mon or a mango tart? and you've been talking about this for 90 minutes. you've been talking about this for 90 minutes. well, while me and jmgs have locked the fuck in on the peloton. cycling jake has a fiance. i have a question. cycling jake, why is your, why is the number at the end of your name 77? cause i don't think you're 50 years old.
20:38 oh, it's yousong. you know, i think yousong, can i just say, i think now he's too big of a streamer. he basically ices me now.
20:48 wow. kate messaged me while i was out doing groceries and i was like, kate can you just tell me what you were gonna say? and then kate for 30 messages in a row was like, oh i guess i should just go die then. i guess i'm meaningless to you. and i was like, kate i'm literally just doing groceries. can't you just email me? yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what all the busy businessman says.
21:12 just email me. i'll reply when i have time. why can't we do that though? why can't i respond when i have time and you respond when you have time and then no feelings are hurt my feelings are hurt by you saying that just now they're gonna they're gonna cancel me but i tried my best i tried my best to respond in in the in media res i won the coin toss y'all i mean, yeah, let's go. hey, i
21:38 even ryan doesn't treat me like that, yoosung. well, i don't treat you like that because you are my spouse. i treat almost everybody else like that. see, yoosung? you see? maybe you should treat me like a real friend and not like a big ceo under you. hello?
21:56 i think you just not mentioning like i'm busy right now. can you like talk to me later? i think that's that's yeah, that's that's definitely the tone that i sent you in this thank you so much. i really appreciate that and they really got beef i just want to talk to my friend really? i just want to talk
22:19 these songs killing me, you song hates me. kate said if you don't respond within five minutes next time i'll fucking ruin you on twitch. that's not true! i'm scared and i don't know who to talk to about it. he's making shit off though.
22:34 squeeze, how is top lane treating you? oh my god, it's made me so cynical about the world and people. league of legends has ruined me. i feel like i'm on my own little mental island. well, you are on your island. the top lane is the island. it sucks! i hate league. it's the worst game ever. makes me sad. we should love it. you playing it tonight?
22:57 oh yeah. dude, league with lo fi music on. total vibe. what's your champ? top champ. well, i wanted to like not be the reason we feed so i just chose garen. 5v4, fight no matter what. we're fighting no matter what even if they get it. nice, sweet!
23:24 we have to push mid and push uh, and we can end this mid
23:36 i think we have a full minute. we should wait. i don't know how did you do that? i don't know this game fucking sucks what can i say dude you won the game with that you played so so well this whole game push and win
24:01 malfite is a good start. i think garen is kind of... could be... you could int as a garen, i think. yeah, no, i just camped the tower and then hit e whenever the wave came in. i don't know anything more advanced. have you tried rumble? no.
24:20 top rumble is op right now. yeah, but i've never i don't want to play top lane ever again. i need to do something else otherwise it's gonna kill me. but i thought every lane is already chosen, right? oh yeah, we already played our tournament. we came in fourth. oh, you know my congratulations? it was yeah it was out of four teams though. wait, was it out of four people? yeah, it was.
24:43 but it was still alright. this is why you gotta play bot lane, because you can pretend you're with another human being even though you're an emotionally lonely adult playing league of legends on a friday night, you know? yeah, maybe next time. or jungle. but yuuzong is a support, though. i am a support player. oh, no way! yeah, he only plays healers.
25:06 i, you know, i hit emerald 3 this season, but i also went through a breakup this season. so i probably played a little bit more league than i should have. wait, you had a breakup? yeah. is that why you messaged me like you're too busy for me? no, no, no, no. it was like, is that the day that you broke up? months ago. oh, okay. she's going in, man. the tone that you saw used was really cold.
25:36 what are you talking about, kate? you've never seen their mahjong games. they go crazy on your phone. kate, i literally said i'm running errands. what's up? i don't know how i could be. it was a heartbreaking tone. did you have a period in the what's up? i did not have a period in the what's up. quite frankly, kate knows that i'm socially a beta because i use caret caret as an emoticon in our previous messages. that's true.
26:04 he has the asian man. hello y'all, sorry for being late. no, no sweat, no sweat. okay, so to make today's gamble with your friends more interesting, i'm introducing a new little, it's not a rule, but i'm gonna tally up the score every day and the person with the most negative amount of money
26:26 has to play this game and it's bait. it's a japanese game. it's a silly game but it's called bow wow battle. it's basically a game where you have to bark like wait no barking game from the discord what's gonna happen with those clips
26:47 you don't have to worry about it if you're the best player in the gamble today, is this an embarrassing game to play yeah i don't lose at the game bad for me if i had to park in front of so many people i
27:09 squeaks you thumbsed it up man. yeah i don't understand the etiquette of that discord group. i'm putting the blast on all of you
27:19 what everyone thumbs up to agree like are you free at the time? i will say i started the thumbs up train cuz i saw there's no reply i thought i know what this is a perfect situation for a thumb and then i saw like four people instantly do it so you were all hovering the message understand the etiquette of that group so i'm so it comes up. i just started the thumbs up that
27:41 she wrote she wrote i would like to run something by you guys. i'll tally up the scores you have to play this game if you have the lowest score and thumbs up
27:48 squeaks, me, and yuuzong. look, i'm trying to just interact in a way that doesn't get me bullied and harvested for parts this time so i don't want to act out in the in the that's my bad. but i bought a cool app with the money so it's okay. there was no social pressure at all now. you guys are saying there was a social pressure. i want to clarify i'm trying to open the game. i see the second invite. i've lost the coin flip twice. okay. understandable. you just have to reflect no. he's gonna have to bow wow it looks like. oh shit.
28:17 do you want to play the bow wow game like because you're recommending it i lost the third fucking coin flip like what is going on? no, i don't i don't want to watch it, but i would love to watch you bark. okay, 10 minutes any of you
28:36 want to see you song do it. can i say that can i say something? i'm like, i don't know how anyone's gonna take this i already bark when i like play bob's dog. so it's not like that's just tuesday for me, you know it's worried about what i love mahjong ritchie. you know what i'm saying? yeah yo star i'll be your dog tighten the leash in order to beg for a good tile then you're dead i have no dignity left after playing richie mahjong oh
29:03 shit wait, wait, i forgot they put a they put an obi in here. did you guys know that a what obstacle course? this was this wasn't here day one right no one calls it that you'd be surprised you're a little behind the times nephew it was how did i not see that before?
29:24 hey, nel, do you like takanaka? honestly, i find their press sushi tasty but a little heavy on the mayonnaise based sauces and also the fish eggs. it's not my favorite sushi joint, but i do like that they
29:39 wambe the tops of the fish as well. i'm not antisocial, i'm doing the obby bro. huge, huge. okay, now this is where things get fucking interesting. okay, okay, okay. okay, okay.
29:57 well, i think he's losing now. i think he's at zero. okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go. keep it going, man. keep it going. he definitely has. shit. guys, i'm way up here. the audio. he's blocking you a little. shit, there's fucking items at the top. you're lying. i swear it to you. i swear it to you.
30:22 i trust you less with the voice. and look at, my god, what are these man? i think it's just two stuffed animals. like what is this thing? bang bang. you make punk. demon runs in the family. my god. go boy. go. okay, that's fucking awesome. big time.
30:46 i'm at the top y'all. i copied. you guys got shortcuts. fuck. we're speed runners. that's kind of terrifying this. you made it. hey, go check out this beast. bang bang. it's bang bang.
31:13 you guys are really good at this. hey, badabada. no, no, no, no. after you made it all the way up. i don't want to say we're the most crack gamers of all time, but i watched another group stream this and they were on the obstacle course for like 25 minutes and they didn't get to the top.
31:39 because they're not training in roblox obbies like we are yeah 100 man 100 oh, it's a freaking um game of the year expedition 33 you can do it i believe
32:05 don't do it man, don't do it. don't do it. bye. go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
32:31 have you seen rain man they do a little gambling in the movie
32:48 okay ready
33:02 so it was cricket i was right oh oh
33:26 jokes over y'all come on i can roll like well. i can't yeah, we should give him his body back. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or maybe i
33:51 i'm missing my mouth. no we should make his autonomy back 50 50 like hugh jackman in the prestige man. i worked on gambling since the last time i
34:15 dude, i'm really really cramps. yeah, yeah, i found this website called poly market. i don't know if you guys have heard of it. illegal up here, i'm afraid. i'm all in. i'm all in. lucky number seven, bro. you know what? you know what? i need a song. i'm going to get over here.
34:46 the stage fright is real. he's not even listening to me. i'm listening to you, i just lost a tragic roulette, man. what are we doing? what are we doing? sing me the song. sing me the song.
34:58 okay, get in the middle in between the slot machines. okay, i was like damn i'm winning nothing. can you guys hear me? is this thing on? yes, yes. you're everlasting somewhere you can see it fading fast. so you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last. but you wouldn't even know a diamond if you had it in your hands. the things you think are precious i can't understand.
35:24 damn, we fucking kind of popped off. $45 bet you have to let one fly. i'm fucking red 16 bro.
35:40 you have to let one fly. oh my god, are they trolling me? they're doing a resident evil thing. this game! wait, what happened to the money? i'm so fucked, i'm so fucked. i'm i'm i'm fucking you. you signed down the ducks again! that's what i'm doing probably. i'm doomed!
35:58 this is big. we stopped stop stop stop. we got it. we got the money. we got the money. no, no, no. double it. let me see. triple it. okay. i would love to use this. we have the money. triple it. we don't anymore. i tripled it. oh my. no, i doubled it. oh, i lost it. oh my god. you murdered. you saw. get ready to practice that bark. you're so
36:27 i'm all in. we have 40 seconds.
36:32 7 11 7 11 7 5 win on 5 again. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god okay, well, i can't fucking i can't fucking roll under a five please motherfucking six we're gonna we're gonna win it back right here. i just need the roll of five motherfucker. not like that okay, all right, okay, i'm locked in
36:58 i'm taking a screenshot of this just for a salary. yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. it's almost like someone lost so much money that we can even just ignore the other people that lost money. my name is not even there. day one losses. let's not remember. day seven losses are 50,000. it's true. he's right. he's right. but we got to get there. yeah, i'm just never gambling for the rest. i'm going to walk around. someone's got to hit e. i think that's ryan.
37:27 uh oh, did his internet go down? no, i think he went he went to pee. you think it'd be weird if iris are calling him ryan? why? i thought you always called him ryan. no, i call him northernlion. i used the full government name. i say northernlion and i say lucky momo. that's true, that's true! i mean, i mean. and it would be alcohol. f*** wads. with kory, with the wads.
37:59 that's a win. that's obviously a win. okay, we double it. it's called the martin gale for a reason. that's the only time so far.
38:30 my god, they're fucking rolling man. anyone else? no one else here is suffering with me. sorry, we get one huge win and then triple it. it's that simple. give me the three. i need the three eggs badly. we have enough money.
38:55 bro, fuck wheel of fortune, man. i need to do this! i need to do this! oh my god, oh my god, this is they're literally they're fucking me on this, bro.
39:16 no, no you don't we already we now i need to spin now i need to spin you're some in bed not max bed
39:29 fuck. but now i gotta win my money back. it does say minimum bet. well, no, with the minimum bet of 120. the minimum bet of 120. my god, and you fucking won off of that? i've been playing this thing the whole time, man. no, no, wait, this is it. i'm coming back, i'm coming back. triple or lose your last win.
39:52 okay, we have money. yeah. we got it. let's go back to the elevator. you should look in the top right you saw. we pull it back. we pull it back. we crushed quota tomorrow.
40:16 ryan won't stop gambling. i have an incentive to keep gambling to get myself out of the hole. yeah, but it's the only way i can get out of the hole bro. let's get out of here. this is not very good. you're doing me to do the bargain game. we have enough money. let's go. i don't want to park. i don't want to park. are you flipping me? yeah, i'm flipping you off. let me go. take this. whoa, whoa, hey, hang on. damn.
40:47 i shouldn't be watching that. hey, this is crazy where she learned that? oh my god
41:10 mystery box. there's a gun last time. we gotta get done. we gotta get done just in case. yeah, gun smart. oh, you bought the alcohol. okay, smart, smart, smart. bye. smart. bye. oh, what are you doing slots with? oh yeah, i don't know. i guess i don't know what the reason is. what's the thing? what's what's your thing do? it reverts at last loss. i'm trying to see the biggest bet. black 13. well, i don't. come on. i don't just want to get.
41:45 guys we're out of money. did you win? wait, we got money again. let it ride. oh, motherfucker man. i'm all in.
42:16 you should never play this fucking game. god damn it man. fuck it, but it's the only way i can make it back. i'm back. i'm back. okay, wait, wait, wait, we're so close to the threshold guys. mother fucker man. okay, ryan.
42:40 i'm, where's ryan? what's happening? i mean last so i have to gamble to not be at last but every time i gamble i get deeper in the hole i don't know if i want to hit on it. i think they're gonna bust. oh no, we're half the tower buddy. we woke up guys. just wait. i'm so scared where's our money? where'd our money go? someone's gambling my money away. what's wrong with you? are you are you all in? are you why are you going all in every time? what the fuck is happening?
43:07 it's not me. i threw the gun away. i threw the gun away because i knew you were going to use it to shoot me.
43:21 how did you lose that much money? cuz the wheel of fortune's fucking rigged, bro. my god. no way, the jackpot spin again. my god. okay, and now i go back to my nine to five. my god. seriously, where's the nine? she doesn't know. bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back. my god, this is a fucking scam. it's a fucking scam. it's a fucking scam. you're better off playing roulette. dude, i think.
43:51 you're literally better off playing roulette than playing the wheel of fortune. i can't get there on blackjack. yes. yes. i'm noticing ryan is negative seven. please, please, please, please, please. there's only one way to get out of the hole.
44:18 i'm fucking back. what do you want me to do? you want to go yell at us for being under quota? we got to make money. the only way to make money is to gamble. that's why we need to gamble because we don't have money. at least me and laud are trying to solve the problem. at least laud and i are trying to solve the problem. my teammates are grieving.
44:46 i'm not gonna be able to get you out of my way!
45:10 the force of the force is the force that will be used to destroy the planet. the force of the force will be the force that will be used to destroy the planet. the force of the force will be the force that will be used to destroy the planet. the force of the force will be the force that will be used to destroy the planet. the force of the force will be the force that will be used to destroy the planet.
45:38 that's the only way you can get out of the hole is by spinning the wheel. we hit the quota, it's a team game. that's true, that part's true. i can't disagree with that. we rise together. i think our song incentivizes you to not think about the team. 100%, this dog game punishment means that when you're at minus 20,000, you might as well just keep digging deeper. screenshot it, screenshot it. he's already barking. can i hear a tester bark just out of curiosity? i'm not gonna do it until it's time.
46:05 i still think there's a way out. that's that's what all the gamblers think. but the problem is now i'm just i have to go to the wheel every single time and go all in. why the wheel? because it's the only way to get myself out of the gym. the worst one statistically. we just need to make it onto the day five and then on day five we need to make like every bed is $10,000. shit, that's a good point. dude, you're right. if we could just make it to like day 10, one of you could just lose.
46:33 lose a coin flip and be like a hundred grand down. it's true no, i see it i see it oh parking lot gambling. i don't think it counts. okay, bro. let it fly one and it didn't count so we should it doesn't count we're losing money. okay. okay donation. no, no, it's a tip. it's a tip. oh
46:55 it was a tip, it was a tip on the way out. i didn't see anything. yeah, it's just a machine. i also did the dance, might i say, what a great job you've done. nice job, luddy. he's got a picture of nothing on here. i'm trying to get our challenge. okay, well. wait, we stopped, we had money. we had it. stop it. no, we don't have money. we need the ticket. oh my god.
47:24 who did this who literally somebody came around and did that to me
47:39 i couldn't have been me, i had the camera. no you didn't, you saw me at the camera the last time i saw you at the edge of my fucking table. what are you talking about? i think it was squeeze. wait we have no money again! what the fuck? who did that? who fucking did that? oh my god we have no money again. we'll never get to the second floor.
48:02 okay, you can't go behind someone and change their bed because that really fucked me up i was trying to win our risky move blackjack hand and i was betting 900 with a nine
48:21 i know it's fucking kory. i know it's kory you saw get the camera then the bro said it couldn't have been me i had the camera i want a gun and it's not even to get money it was not me imagine losing 2k. oh my god, it's crazy. oh
48:50 we're gonna make it man, we're gonna make it. i only see this guy that's exactly double handsome of you saw. my reflexes are fucking cracked right now. good luck everyone. let's not sabotage each other. okay, okay, okay. thanks for hitting me with a bat. now you made me drop my item that was gonna give us 50% profit. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. fucking use the book.
49:23 blackjack's taken. blackjack's taken. we're already done. we're done. we're done. first day easy. first day easy. yeah, but like. big spender. i see. i see. that's a good point. that's a good point. yeah. they even got it all on black baby. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. guys, hear me out. i have a book that increases profit. it's literally positive ev for me to bet more. yeah, but you got to play the right game. no, no, no, no, no. we only have 200 left.
49:55 okay, can we leave can we leave no it's positive we spent seven tickets on this we can't just run in win one bed and then be like get out of here we got to make hay while the sun's up i'm sorry, you can't get no. no, i have to gamble. we're otherwise we wasted our tickets for no reason. oh
50:18 that's okay. it doesn't matter. we were spending more tickets by having you sell tickets to get cosmetic. they don't get it. they don't get it. they don't get it. they don't get it. they don't get it. they don't understand. they don't understand. i can't make them understand the math. i don't have the words to make them understand why this is the dumbest play we've ever done.
50:39 it's the sunk cost philosophy. it's not sunk cost fallacy, we have positive ev! i'm saying i'm on your side. ryan, we're we're one hundred dollars over quota! we understand! no you don't, no you don't. they don't. is this what happens when you gamble? they don't know! i have a superpower that makes me win twice as much money as i lose! you have to win, that's the problem! then you bet on 50 50s!
51:07 you just bet on 50 50s and you're positive ev by a mile! ryan you can just bark for free. this is insane! you just can bark whenever you want dude. this this is it's you know what what i'm don't fuck it i'm spending all the tickets on cosmetics today because the tickets don't fucking matter because if you just get three dollars over the quota let's just send it because
51:29 i'm griefing as we speak. i'm griefing. i'm griefing. i'm griefing. it's insane. it's insane. it's insane. it's insane. this guy ryan is not a team player. it is. it's team play weeks. share the money.
51:52 we share the money! the extra money we could have gotten way in excess of the quota and then it gives you more tickets to buy more shit to go way more in positive ev. hey, can i i know this is it's getting on it's literally getting uncomfortable right now but i need to make my point. literally, you were five dollars over the quota. we had a superpower that made it impossible to lose.
52:15 you already lost. guys, i think he's just doing a monologue from kevin spacey. they don't get it. they don't understand. i don't want any more items. i'll just wait in the elevator. you guys get three cents over the quota. i'll just chill here. i don't want to be a team player. we're over quota. let's go. let's go, guys. let's go. let's go. we're over quota.
52:39 i'm with you. let's get out of here. we need to we need to fuck that guy. we need that we need to have a conversation about how to use our items. i'm telling you, i know this is you know what this is?
52:51 like people are buying a stock because they're like, i believe in the stock. and then it goes up 1% the next day and they're selling it. they're like, i got to lock that profit in. they don't understand. you got to let your fucking winners run. you pull the weeds. you only trim the trees. you know, if you've got a good strategy, if you've got good items, you lean on the leverage of the items and we all benefit. day is done. wait, three games of minimum bet on wheel of fame. it's not min bet. it's min bet 360.
53:19 this is the worst of all the bonus objectives. yeah.
53:32 we have to win like three free plays right there. now you're thinking like okay, that's a shame. okay, i 3x so i'm still plus ev on this. we're all using ev now. yes, yes, yes. one more, one more, one more. three free plays, three free plays.
54:00 it's house money. oh my god. guys, let's not spend it on cosmetics. come on. it's not as bad as spending it on items that have a duration of the whole day and then we leave after 30 seconds. at least the cosmetics are permanent. that's gonna be hearing about that one for a little bit. it just doesn't make any sense.
54:24 no cosmetics allowed. no cosmetics. guys, i'm gonna buy this thing that increases profit by 50%. you need to promise we're not just gonna leave when we get 10 seconds. you can't buy it, there's only one ticket left. motherfucker, man! that's so bad.
54:42 shred me shred me shred me shred me shred me what do you want shredded mouth, please mouth, okay? what happened to the book give me the book wait, i don't know if you know the mustache no
55:08 oh shit shit shit. let's do it.
55:39 what the fuck oh shit oh
56:08 you cash out already. i'm chill. i'm chill. i'm chill. i'm chill.
56:31 my fucking god, i'm gonna fucking cry. i'm gonna fucking cry. i'm gonna cry. i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry so much on so much sincerity, oh my god, she's shooting she took ryan's body. well, ryan said shoot me i said shoot my eye it's on the machine
56:54 hey, can i tell you something? put me on the machine. take this. put me on the machine. put me on the machine. why are you saying take this and then you'd be he doesn't even have a mouse. bring me close to the machine. it's like achieving dominance. yeah. i can do some damage from here. we're back. we're back. i have no body now. what did i even do? a tenth of oh my god.
57:24 look at this right here, this would be funny. i don't know what the fuck i just did but send it. blue's bad. thanks. stop pressing buttons!
57:52 come on buddy. motherfucker man. how did ryan get minus 10,000 again? you guys pick me up? i literally i can't. thank you. thank you so much for picking me up. i think we got two black holes.
58:08 yeah, i agree. i don't want to blame anyone. this is insane. this is it's the gaslighting is crazy. honestly, corey, come on. can you get it together? okay, we need to we need to align our incentives man because i'm sick of this fucking it's a team game shit and then when everybody spawns they spend all the tickets on cosmetics so we're doomed.
58:31 we are, it's true. we are only at an edge if we have items. otherwise, we're always playing losing games. thank you. the items are the only way we can win. squeaks? what? i'm just saying you guys lost 10,000 and you're blaming the like, the cosmetics of one ticket. they're coin flips!
58:52 they're coin flips! it takes from a 48% likelihood to win to like a 55%. that's a big difference in the casino. i think you guys just have a problem of hitting e. i think he's literally stalling because he knows that he's not in last place and if he throws he guarantees he doesn't have to play the barking game.
59:15 can i say something? what do you what do you do? what is what do we do with an employee who like thinks they have a superpower and then can win at gambling? i already we have a rule. we have a rule. ryan's going to have to lose the body part, but i think if anyone buys a cosmetic, we're taking a body part. i have a question for you.
59:39 i think fully statue we have to get holy statue
1:00:05 what if we all got hats? i agree. i think holy statues do. who said that? that's a good idea. who said that? i don't think we can buy anything. someone's eyeball could maybe someone could trade eyeball for a book. that's true. that's true.
1:00:23 book is so mid no, no, it gives you 50% extra profit. okay, i'm down but i want to use the book. yes, i think that's fair. that's fair. okay, so you guys got a call before about to lose. you're gonna lose. i'm losing i'm losing. i'm losing. i'm losing. i'm using the statue. okay, that is over that is over this would be huge.
1:00:52 yeah, i just lost so much money. yeah, i just lost so much fun. we have three minutes. lud has to be the better because he wins all the profit. okay, lud, you got a bet. big bet. on what? on something? something. win it back on high low or rockets or something. under, over, under, over. okay, i'm gonna put a 1600 and you know what? i'm feeling a 2.23x. good call, good call. are you going under or over?
1:01:21 holy shit, holy shit motherfucker
1:01:29 okay, okay, all i have to do is i max bet i'll win $67 per spin i do this total of 58 times and we win in two minutes okay, it's working. okay i'm a little scared though because it could crap out. we only got two minutes man. i got two minutes. oh
1:01:52 we gotta bet, we gotta hit quota. look, keep big betting. i'm big betting, i'm trying to be cautious. tell me when to cash out. do we have a gun this time? tell me when to cash! cash, cash, cash, cash, cash! cash, cash, cash! he cashed, he cashed, he cashed, he cashed. okay, okay, okay. bro, we only got one minute and fifty two seconds, we gotta make a play. okay, fine, i'll go again, i'll go again, i'll go again.
1:02:19 okay, that's a fucking scam max bet no no no no yeah good shit good shit. no, that was a good pulse. i'm going for 2.1. i'm not stopping till 2.1. i don't give a fuck
1:02:37 holy fuck, holy fuck. okay, that was sick. yeah, yeah, then back to the 98% there and just let her rip. okay, i'm gonna go back to here. i'm going for it. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. do it again, do it again, do it again. that's okay, that's okay, that's okay. yes! holy shit! keep going, keep going, keep going. it's literally every time you bet, you make money.
1:03:07 oh my god, are we there? we're there. we're there. we're there. we're there. we're there. we're there. ludwig's a hero. ludwig's a hero. we did it. i didn't like that. ludwig's a hero. ludwig's a hero. i feel like throwing up. holy shit. that was crazy. ludwig, they're saying it was my exact strategy from several days ago.
1:03:30 when they told me, they called me not a team player for suggesting it. and now they're saying, they're saying ludwig's a hero. they're saying w ludwig. they're saying ludwig saved the run. it was my exact strategy. it was my exact, it was my exact strategy. no, ryan was in the elevator talking to chet. yeah, i was talking to myself. i was hyping myself up. god, what am i part tracing? it's not your strat. we were losing.
1:04:02 the book turns you into a canadian telecom company. the wins are private and the losses are subsidized. it doesn't matter if you're over quota or under quota. it's always the right move to gamble. it's always the right... it's math! it's math! come with me. put the bat down. the game i've been waiting for is here. you can block the side? wait, that's incredible.
1:04:35 hold on, hold on, hold on. oh my god, 24x! wait, wait, wait, wait. okay, wait, wait, wait. get the baseball! get the baseball! hold on, hold on. holy shit. where'd i just put the gun? what did i just do? oh my god. yo! that's good. no, no, no. that's not good. but that stops all losses basically. that might, that actually might work actually. yeah. here, wait. so wait. just try it, just try it. try it, try one. i'm in y'all.
1:05:06 yep oh my god oh my god yes yes
1:05:41 oh, baby! what do you mean, paw? oh, the bad suit dude? yeah! what the fuck?
1:06:09 oh god. damn, that's awesome. wait, how did you so lose? get ready to learn chinese barks. oh god.
1:06:25 fuck it i'll take those odds oh my god they're running over top of the bat
1:06:46 i'm losing. i'm losing. you're holding the bat. i'm losing. oh, you're you're the bat's gone! the bat's gone! the bat's gone! the bat's gone! i just lost my money! for half the bat hey! hey! oh, i just beat my doggies.
1:07:03 holy shit. can we put corey as an mvp? that was huge. that's insane. we should make a statue of corey. we win the game. just wait for the engineer to actually get it done. but then i can't even press the button once. oh shit, it's ready. i can't even push the button, guys. you're hogging it. pushing it. i'm pushing.
1:07:36 oh shit! i can only grab a ball like every once every three seconds. oh that's the shit right there. the backside, the backside, the backside! the backside, the backside, the backside. i don't give a fuck, i don't give a fuck. oh my god! wait we're doing minimums actually. we're doing minimums! the fucker! god you just go wrong.
1:08:06 damn you saw him with the come up
1:08:25 well, well, well, why are you guys gambling?
1:08:37 increased profit. you got to buy a potter. he literally saved you from barking. he did. he did. you got to buy the coin. but then also he saved all of us from barking. i just happened to win. now that i mean, if you wanted, it sounds like i'm just better at gambling than everybody else who i pass there.
1:08:57 well you were definitely a guarantee. and then i had a really, really, a day where i did really, really well. better than a lot of other people and now i'm taking my rightful position on the leaderboard. yeah, yeah, yeah. let's do it. we're rich. oh fuck, i can't buy it anymore. interesting how the waves of fate reseed us at regular intervals. wait, the quota's low? we're at 3 million. yeah, the quota, we might have like 4 or like 12 on the casino. well now we fucking gotta do it.
1:09:27 let me see. there's plinko! we have floor three! we have floor three! oh, let's check it out. oh, shit! yo! what is this? oh, damn, he made it back! okay, stop playing yourself! stop playing yourself! stop playing yourself! oh, and it's 1.58 pm. i'm going to destroy you. yeah, yeah, yeah. only two minutes left.
1:09:58 let's go to plinko, let's go to plinko, let's go to plinko!
1:10:02 you're so scared, by the way. let's go to plinko! come on, let's go to plinko! come on, come on! i have another bat. i got the bat from this floor. what if it's not spawned? oh shit. hey, get in here, get in here! i want to see ludwig park, though. i have to talk for that. get in here. i kinda want to do nothing for that. he left, he left. wait, he left? i want to see ludwig park!
1:10:30 oh my god, my dream is coming true. oh my god, who the fuck just hit that work put it in the keypad hold left mouse on the keypad. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh my god so what do i do here? you're one off from you just making a poker hand. even up here. can i get to lock cards? yeah, yeah. yeah, how many draws do i get one more than
1:10:56 so i should keep the sevens or seven straight or you can go for the double ended straight. yeah. oh shit. oh cinema. i fucking love this or a four. good luck fuck it running back. fuck it running back. oh fuck wait yeah, you'll keep your money don't go for the flush yeah
1:11:26 okay, money count. okay. okay. nice. oh my god. guys, we also picked quota by the way. i don't eights is good, right? eights is good? eights is good, yeah. eights is good. you just save your you just keep your money on a pair. nines is good. we can do this. two pair, two pair! wait! wait! i just made quota on that. holy shit! wait, i'm gonna no, okay, i'm just gonna yeah, you saw him. get on there, get on there.
1:12:01 oh no, he's got threes. oh shit, he's back! oh my gosh! kate, you gotta get on there. you gotta get on there. i'm not on the loss though. i'm not on the loss. someone else hit this shit. yeah, true. alright, gather round, throw it out. wait, so what does the booze do? increase the profit. okay, but it doesn't increase the odds, right? no, just profit.
1:12:30 all right, what are we doing? which game are we doing? it doesn't matter. we're all gonna be jumping go anywhere. we want the usual game. all right. yeah. what's going on? someone's gonna bet 3.3 million. i've just got to chill. here we go. i'm a fucking genius.
1:12:54 i went fucking crazy this round. i'm in last am i? i'm in last am i? we still need a gamble if we want to win. looks like i got $1.27 million in my pocket. i don't think i'm in last.
1:13:24 i don't trust you behind me. i don't trust you behind me. dude, i saw all you was doing. yes, yes, yes! yes! wait, here's an easy way to make money. right here, on this tower one. so you click play once you do a bet? okay. yeah, i'll show you. you don't trust me? no, i... then what?
1:13:52 fuck you, fuck you! no, fuck you! fuck you, bro! no, no, no! oh my god, oh my god! squeaks, you're down 1.5, you gotta... squeaks! squeaks, you're down 3 mil, you're down 3 mil, squeaks, you're down 3 mil. wait! oh my god, i'm actually so fucked! squeaks, go to video poker, i think it's better than this, go to video poker. there's video poker? oh no, squeaks!
1:14:21 okay, wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
1:14:49 it's not working. what the fuck? what the oh my god. thank you. that's good. that's good. nobody nobody wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa let me play turn around turn around wait, i think you should have a different game. you can't throw the dice. oh no you only got 50 seconds. i can't see the board. i can't see the board. i can't touch the dice i can't go dude. i can't please i'm trying
1:15:20 i'm trying, i'm trying, i'm trying! this is so fucked up! it's so fucked up! no! no, no, no, no. i got tricked. that can't count. it can't count, it can't count! it doesn't count! i was up the entire time! oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. let's watch ryan, uh, that...
1:15:53 i was so ready to go one mine
1:16:02 one mine is a great strategy. one mine, it's free money. it's actually a nine to five. it's an honest living. i'll get the gun and then i'll give it to you so you can do one mine. yeah, let's form up some one mine. one mine, what if it goes wrong? i'm gonna give it to ryan to shoot me. okay, brian, shoot me and then play. i need to see you. okay, good. it took your body, that's so devastating. that's okay, that's okay, that's okay. i just wanna watch, i just wanna watch.
1:16:30 ready here you go one one mine. i'm catching out. wait, wait, wait, wait, let's watch brian. i thought you were you trying to hit the mines for me you son of a bitch. i tried to save the day. no, no. up ease, up ease, up ease, up ease. thank you.
1:16:59 thanks. i'm on the car. someone has to bring me into the car. he's gonna have to bark. he's gonna bark. squeeze is barking. there's no way. that's devastating, man. yeah, there's no way anybody was lower than 10 mil. that's for sure. not close. we were doing a good honest thing at the mines. no way. 9.82. that's tough, pookie. that is brutal.
1:17:33 look at that. wait, i parried? that's crazy. wait, no! wait, this whole thing is glitched. it's all glitched. this is total. no, yeah, total. oh, man. ooh! ouch. world of ryan bark. can i know when you're gonna bark? no, i'm not gonna send an update in the discord.
1:18:00 it'll be randomly one day. it'll be clipped. it'll be clipped. all right. gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg gg
1:18:29 are you wheeling in the year? suckin' away the time are you changing your gears? have you had enough of dirt? diddle doo, diddle dee diddle dee diddle dee dee doo diddly doo diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly didd
1:18:54 the shutter, shutter falls, you've seen it all in 3d, for it's your favorite foreign movie. we're gonna rent out the dave and busters when josie comes home. i don't know the words, man. i know the tune and the vague scaffolding, but i don't remember the words.
1:19:34 he's always saying some shit that's like, you know, he's always using words like galleria. we're gonna mosey the galleria when josie comes home. when josie comes home? yeah, man. i'm a different kind of beast. when josie comes home, i'm like so good. i'm like she's the pride of the neighborhood.
1:19:57 she's a sosom, she's a live wire she moves like a something with her pants on fire down our own chimp, chitty kitty damn, damn it's been a while