posture matters - Bits and Banter [05⧸14⧸2026]

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0:00 chat, what does yellow crescent moon mean on my friend kory's discord status? because kory's got a yellow crescent moon, got a yellow crescent moon. fellowing, fellowing, fellowing, you know what i'm talking about? away for at least 15 minutes or he converted to islam. inshallah, kory has heard the word of the one true prophet and is about to join us for our first game of counter strike. you can't say that?
0:28 i think i get one inshallah a day to be honest and i'm literally i have like at least 10,000 stored up a week a week good still i got like still got like 1500 then kory just turned on stream 2 he's got a green icon. he wears a scar across his face he has a hearing aid ripped to the minnesota wild oh
0:58 rip rip to quit hughes spin hughes they call him he quit again on his team he did 15 points in 11 games pretty good. they call him a defenseman. he always seems to be shooting the puck he always seems to be shooting the puck. i haven't seen him play much defense. they tell me he's not very good they tell me he's an olympics merchant. they tell me he won't be staying in minnesota. he'll be making his way he'll be taking his talents to south jersey kory and
1:27 here come the men in black, calling maloy december. can you accept my invite? i'm orson welles, stako poivre. how you doing, kory? i'm okay. how are you? on one today? when'd you get up? 30 minutes ago. that's not too bad. they forgot it by voices album. sorry.
1:52 the one with the ufo on it. oh! so that's alien lanes, but just confusing because track one off of b 1000 is hardcore ufos. that's a fucking confusing one, bro. sitting out on your house watching hardcore ufos. yes, two and a half scums! we found each other, the only two people who think propeller is the best guided by voices album.
2:20 what do you think they meant by hardcore ufos though? i don't know what they meant in like any of the songs and i read the guided by voices biography like a hundred times as a teenager.
2:31 there's a chapter in it where the author asks them to explain some of their songs, and almost every single one is bob pollard going, yeah, i was watching tv while i was getting my oil changed, and i heard someone say a line on the tv that was interesting to me, so i wrote a song about it. turns out i probably misheard it. honestly, that's such a cool way to write songs.
2:56 it's just nonsense kind of. i mean, i'll tell you, i also read an interview with tim robinson where he said most of his jokes were just shit that his toddler says to him and then he thought it would be funny if an adult said it and i was like that tracks 100%.
3:11 my mom and my kid are having a plebiscite on whether they're going to watch wizard of oz or charlie and the chocolate factory this weekend at their sleepover. and i was explaining the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory to my kid. i said it's about an unusual guy who runs a candy and chocolate factory and a bunch of kids win a special prize to go on a tour of the chocolate factory. and then she said, oh, like mark rober's crunch labs.
3:38 like mark rober's crunch labs? and i went, yeah, pretty much 100% like mark rober's crunch labs. it's absolutely true. no way. she's not wrong. they put golden tickets in the crunch box, man.
3:55 you ever watch a live performance of a band? you know, somebody you say like guided by voices for example. and are you like, what do the dudes in the back think about what this dude's saying right now? are they on board with like what the fuck this guy is saying? so i've never seen any of the pattern that guided by voices, rob pollard has done on stage. but the way i understand it,
4:21 we do be drinking zero to a hundred beers on stage every night, so it wouldn't surprise me if some crazy shit occasionally gets uttered. just always wondering like what it feels like because you know most bands have like
4:36 you know the lead singer slash guitarist is kind of like the band yeah like the lead the lead act and you're just like am i just along for the ride here like yeah this guy's singing about stacked dead actors that's cool i'll tell you one thing i guess he was in nirvana if if that motherfucker at the front of the j guiles band starts talking shit you know j guiles goes hey buddy guess whose name's on the fucking marquee shut your mouth and sing centerfold or freeze frame or some shit like that brag out
5:12 patio. oh, patio's dead. two dead apartments. huge, man. huge. one's pit. last one's pit. yep. he's to the right under balcony. very weak. he's killed me. he's killed me through the smoke because i'm stupid and stood still after he threw the smoke. this will kill him. this will kill him. this will kill him. damn crazy molly tech. holy... whoa! okay, bro. okay, bro. no!
5:45 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. we got an ace. what are you doing? this is audible. i will never not read it when i see it. i'll never not read it when i see it. no, you didn't put the util away. you don't get to use util until you get one more kill with your gun. oh man. what a shot. what a shot. damn. the nose spoke with the fucking scout.
6:14 oh, come on, bro. i hit him too. you're kind of an smg beast, kory. this guy is cheating, he says. no, man, you guys are bad. yellow, yellow, hold your gun. i'm duct taping his gun to his hand until he can demonstrate getting one more kill with his gun. i'm duct taping the gun to his hand so we can't take out a grenade. nice shot. one made. what the hell? i always keep my arches. i was like, how did he kill me when he was strafing? always using the gun that kills you when you strafe. of course.
6:50 yes, yellow you've earned you till. look at that. he's getting a little freaky with it. he's dancing like billy crystal in when harry met sally. he was dancing like billy crystal in when harry met sally. so let's go b this time. love that. billy crystal does sound like a mobile game currency. that's true. baddio!
7:33 kory, i'm rescinding my status as entry fragger on this map where i don't know where to look. i am now going to be hiding behind a teammate that is trying to bait me and i will wait for them to die so i bait them instead. it's crazy how yellow is always the last man alive, huh? yeah. have you noticed this? oh no, man. hear me? actually, i think chat has a great idea. smoke right side of alt mid and then go left
8:08 through ct spawn to b. and we're in. we're fucking in. oh! is that from library? where the what the fuck? i have no idea where he was, to be honest with you. but god is my witness, i had no idea where he was. it is funny that this was the one time that they've actually managed to put the bomb on site too. so we look like really bad.
8:43 one thing's for sure though, yellow goated to being the last man left and also have he is, he's definitely gonna get the old timer for sure. no. bro was looking like he got knocked down on mustafar. looking like he fell down on mustafar. cuz it's fire. there's lava, it's a volcanic plant. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. so i got a new strat. didn't have the high ground. i'm just gonna stand next to yellow no matter what.
9:24 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. he seems to know how to be alive, that's for sure. i'm just going to shadow yellow and i'm going to pick up some cheap kills so that if we lose this it's not entirely my fault. they're hopping. i've been killed, i've been killed.
9:52 you think you can get away hanging? oh good that was good round good round. you think you can get away from hanging big weights on your penis to make it grow? i won't speak for kory on this one. what i think is the danger, i think if you're born more well equipped your body is like it's innervated the tissue so you actually have i mean let me put it this way so you've got the ability to drive with the kind of horsepower they gave you.
10:17 i feel like if you were to just take what you had and stretch it, it's kind of like bilbo baggins. it's like butter stretched over too much bread. yeah, it's just gonna get in man. yeah, exactly. i don't think like, i mean, there's like a newton's first thermodynamics, right? like they can neither be created nor destroyed. it can only be transformed or whatever. i'm guessing they went banana. oh jesus. disregard that.
10:44 what, are they coming mid? i have no idea, but i think it... i was hitting them with an up nod, let's put it that way. i did hear... i did see a clip from clifidular yesterday. oh really? apparently he doesn't like pull on his... like, he doesn't tie like heavy weights to his cock, he like ties it to his wrist.
11:06 and then pulls on his cock. it's like some weekend at bernie's shit, isn't it? to make it look like he's alive. no, man! no! and then he said, yeah, i used to do that while driving. damn. it's like, how do you have that much space? like, hanging something from your wrist that has weight to it. don't wonder people are crashing into each other. it's crazy.
11:33 that guy is, that guy's got some problems. so you just put stuff in here, various items, and you wrap it around your wrists like this, and then you're basically holding on to your suspensory ligament and stretching. suspensory ligament? mm hmm. penis. well, that's what you're stretching, but yeah, you're holding on to your shaft. well, it's, well, it's, it's flaccid. yeah. so i do this while i was driving.
12:03 your commitment to the game is admirable. well, it's important. did you see improvement? yeah. so the problem with that is, um, you know, your reaction angle will lower a little bit, but mine was already above the ideal. so yeah, so it wasn't a problem. would that be considered penis maxing? yeah. everything i've ever learned about him has been like against my will.
12:32 from someone who is for some reason very well versed in the clavicular mythology. why the hell is vkn so up to date on what clavicular is doing? i stuck my neck out to say vkn in the peloton discord and then like a month later i saw them post a message in misc that was like thought experiment and i said oh no
12:52 say it was like, imagine you had a gun to a baby's head and you were gonna pull the trigger but they were wearing a crucifix and the crucifix prevented you from pulling the trigger. would you convert to christianity? and i was like, no man. no, this is who i stuck my neck out for and said, mods give them another chance.
13:19 apps apps. you just peek a corner and see a christian baby planting a bomb. do you defuse? do i have kid? come on, let's be serious. of course i don't have kid. all right. all right. you got this. never a doubt in my mind. corey's a fucking carry man. oh shit. i have a dr. pepper zero bro. ooh, no, we'll save that for when we need it. we'll save it for when i go five and 18. does the dr. pepper zero taste like real regular dr. pepper? it tastes exactly the same.
13:59 something about it something about the flavor is like i like it
14:04 so controversial. well, yeah, but like, keep in mind, let's just get people back on my side by making this an anti american bit. people will go like, i drink 10 cokes a day and dr. pepper's disgusting. like they talk like that, man. i mean, i've told this story, i think before, but i remember going to like one of those stores in japan that sells like international products, you know, like they like just carry like a bunch of american stuff or whatever. right. i remember on the
14:32 the counter by the register, there's just like a little refrigerator and in it was like a bunch of root beer and dr. pepper in it. and the label was like, the most disgusting drink in the world.
14:47 try the viral sensation that's sweeping social media right now. i was like, can i have one of those? i can't find root beers anywhere in this country. they make you like sign a waiver or something. i think they just laugh. that's really funny. root beer does have like, i love it.
15:06 but i can see how you would think it has kind of like a toothpaste taste if you were not immersed in the root beer growing up. they're both definitely medicinal. if you never popped like popped the bottle top on a ice cold frosty dad's root beer. once i left there like dude the white people do like it. holy shit look at him. whoa damn i can hear him.
15:36 like but you can hear him i can hear him i love you. thank you. he loves you. i appreciate you. i
16:07 please. he said he was about to say, i don't know what the fuck that means. god damn it. pretty much. i can't hear them anymore. i have settings on where i can only hear them in the voting booth apparently. i guess it's the least likely time for them to be racist. honestly, i think that i could chill on that. not because i'm saying racism is cool, which is not.
16:33 but because i think like i should have more faith in humanity. oh motherfucker, man. ah, damn it. if this is a vkn, are you here? you shouldn't have talked about his tattoo, man. i just said i have more faith in humanity and look what happened. you know what? let me change my settings, corey. what's your push to talk, keith? hey, can you hear me? yeah. damn. i can't hear you guys. give me a second.
17:04 why did i switch to my old fucking voice when i started talking? i'm gonna laugh so hard if one of these guys says something fucked up in the first game. oh, he said he called you a fucking youtuber. no! he's a youtuber. no! he's just using a soundboard. he said it's a northernlion soundboard. oh fuck!
17:30 he doesn't know man, he doesn't know he's gonna know in a minute when he sees my gameplay my left mouse button has been unbound y'all. can i have a second back? oh no
17:53 i still don't know. does anyone know why i can't hear anybody? i have my voice. i have volume up high, but i think maybe i have an audio. yeah, i think maybe i have a mode on like a toggle that i have on that's like, don't don't let anybody talk. see, like i don't have my teammates muted. look, they're not muted. rose complaining about his ping. what's his? oh, his ping is 207. damn, dude's playing by mail.
18:23 does sound like a soundboard for some reason because it's me because because i'm the guy w seal team six seven one's market she thought it marked it to me and we win these we win
18:49 speak like a soundboard? apparently i can't help it man. there's somebody on their team with zero damage. that's real. that's real. i literally have a kid. so like this homework discussion is a little out of pocket for me.
19:19 what the fuck? i'm just talking to you like human being the human being what the fuck? purple are you polish? yeah. why the fuck are you in an na server then? not against you, how the fuck did that happen? transfer student. i have a homie from kazakhstan, i play some games with some dunks. that got him, got him laughing once. this guy's dead man. window smoke missed again? wrong.
19:54 bro, there's no shot tuesday to thursday same length of time as friday to saturday. fuck i fucked it up. sorry guys. should i blow myself up with a grenade? i'll do it. i'll do it. i'll do it. i'll do it. i need to get out of here. let me throw smoke first. all right.
20:34 my smoke didn't. did you hit the fucking top? this is what my social anxiety nightmares are like. they literally like me. i'm literally like their cool uncle. oh, that was him. they will say it's impossible for a 37 year old to partner with a 20 year old and win a game of counter strike. corey, you want to get in there and give me with like a yes and or something? bam. i'm 40.
21:07 i'm 20. that's funny. yeah, it is funny. you're 20. oh my god. it's crazy 20 and born in 2006 honestly, dude all the years around me like
21:21 like 07 and 06 are good compared to all the other years around me. that's a real question. real question. yeah. what's your 9 11? come on, man. my 9 11? well, i'm from manhattan. my mom saw 9 11 happen, so 9 11 is still my 9 11. i just didn't see that shit. he doesn't know what it's like. come on, man. i was like one, so i don't remember shit. fuck, do i have an equivalent? no, not really, bro. and even then 9 11 is like...
21:52 it was pretty bad. all right. i mean, i'm from canada. it's still pretty bad. no, it was whole fucking world when i'm saying that we went and fucking bombed the whole country. you literally lost like your 10th and 11th grade to covid though, right? weren't you doing like ipad school?
22:16 true. that sucks ass. i just got a p. i got my pc right before it go with like literally like month of and then it's crazy and chilled out all of go vid but also middle school is like the least useless like i mean the least useful. okay, you correct it. elementary school is useful like that's important middle schools like i and then you relearn or learn other shit in high school like middle school is fucking useless.
22:43 i know people graduated in covid and they're all like going to shit now and i was chilling i had a whole high school experience it was wonderful so for me covid was not bad at all. you guys prepared to be in a pandemic again? i forgot he was here to be honest with you.
23:19 you got the euro buff, man. god is my witness. yeah, don't ask him what his 9 11 is. we're ass at everything.
23:38 like low key as a canadian, i don't really wanna be part of the us. but i would be less offended if they didn't call it the 51st state. if they were like, you guys are gonna be like the 51st to the 56th state, i'd be like at least they're putting some glaze on us. but one state is crazy, man. we deserve at least four states.
24:05 vancouver could be its own state. that's what i'm saying vancouver could be its own state. guys, please, please, play on site. no, he's purple's lost all confidence. he's purple has started hitting the pleading emoji. don't take this fucking commit. decoy. connected. three lower mid. they're gonna walk up con. one low hp.
24:40 oh, what a shot. what a shot. literally better than the last time. that guy suddenly got like crazy. by the way, he did kind of start going crazy. he shot him. it looked like he shot him from behind the wall. i got dude. the guy did not exist on my screen. might just be awesome though. okay, so apparently
25:10 someone linked on the subreddit that orange was actually cheating. okay, just looking at him okay. well, that's pretty blatant. he's like looking for the other guy deeper inside. oh, okay no purple's lost all team chemistry
25:48 we got all ages, all nationalities. we're gonna do this. this is global cooperation. oh no, he muted himself. yes! yes, corey! two awpers, huh?
26:24 dude, purple is gonna... we need to win or purple is gonna say some horrible stuff to me, man. we need to slow play. he's getting... i can see like his face is getting redder and redder, man. we need to find a way out of here. his tattoo is starting to bleed. oh, shit. when his voice cut out like instantly when he died, i was like...
26:54 and then we play on the wall guys. you say let me turn on my wall heck? no, i think he's calling these guys wall hackers. it's crazy man. yeah, i mean they're orange. imagine how good it'll feel if we win this one. guys, come on, go away. you're fucking right, honestly. corey, my king. don't pick, don't pick. corey's gonna bring us back. it's orange, it's orange.
27:36 i got shot at i'm already much together get ready to get a trade. good game guys. good game. never a doubt in my mind, bro. that guy was made but he was already looking at window when i peeked in. the fan and now genuinely thought you were soundboard though. no, no, no, i just talked like that. thank you though. it's crazy. you literally talking quips. it's a problem for like the real relationships in my life.
28:09 he really did sound like a soundboard dog. you had me convinced. four hours react. what's that video? they were saying me alone, a ramp. me alone, a ramp. me alone. green say me alone ramp. is this going to get me in trouble? green, green, what's your problem? green, what is your problem? me say alone ramp. me say alone ramp.
28:41 okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's awesome. i don't know the deal. was it me alone, a ramp? just, okay, it's called, it's called green me say alone ramp. green me say alone ramp. dude, let's play mirage again. i know the smoke. green me say alone ramp.
29:11 oh, fuck. oh no. oh no. what is your problem? what is your problem? missile alarm. the key caps flying are so insane, man. and he looks
29:44 he looks like so calm when he says like green what's your problem? but there was a fire burning behind his eyes man. oh shit. oh flash. everyone. you fucking brick god damn it. it was an accident, it was an accident. oh no no no. they haven't been talking. they killed me in apartments.
30:33 if that nade hit the other side of the door jamb and bounced into the dude though, that would have been a legendary nade. it's not my fault. this fucking, i don't know, slovenia architecture doesn't react the same way bob villas would. oh, come on. the smoke connector, the double kill through the smoke collector collector. damn good. look at that. we did the bottle flip challenge though. did you see that? yeah, i see that.
31:06 i gotta stop crossing my legs, man. i gotta buy honestly, reason i'm so bad at counter strike today, i need a footrest. if i had a footrest so i could sit ergonomically, like with my spine straight up, i think i would at least i'm getting plus 20 adr. i could sit up like this, then lower myself to there. dude, that might be the play. and then i gotta raise my arms up. that's way too high. holy shit. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. this might be it, bro.
31:44 and then i've taken all the weight has been taken on my shoulder to enable me to more thoroughly aim via the elbow. the real difference, literally juggled his gun like eddie in tekken. you're one of those motherfuckers that thinks tiger milk is better than if you're feeling sinister?
32:12 no, absolutely not. it's literally not so i hope not or not. if you're feeling classic for sure. they're on a i'm literally amazing. two and one with the office so crazy. how is that even possible? i guess he got hit for night. you killed those fucking funny man. whatever got mine.
33:03 i thought that was a guy already. i got home booking doc off a window because they hip fire a kb headshot bro. what the fuck to cat? yeti if you keep typing, i mean, the bubble shield is already bro. it's a row. it's gonna be a problem. let me just put it that way. my god, it's literally gonna work. it almost works. nice try. nice try. i feel like this is the round where i pop off with the op.
33:39 let's go. i love it. 1115 could be better. it is it's demoralizing like being like i'm getting pretty good and then like looking at my stats and then observing the person who's last alive and being like wow this person fucking sucks and then looking at their stats and being like no wait they're way better than i am. oh damn. and anyway you know what you do try to score a field goal. oh i see. you guys let me get two kills this round.
34:15 way yet he's back pistol shots ring out on mirage a site. we're something that i've been watching apartments from the upper hall. i hear it by teammate call out in a pool of blood. my god, they planted bomb shots mid one ramp heaven or not heaven beautiful down down down.
34:43 you're listening to stream aren't you? we win those mvp for defusing the bomb. oh we win those bro we win those. that was a tight one. it fucking would go crazy to smoke out of a curved wooden pipe on stream man fucking win around and then go like and then say some shit. you know what i'm talking about like say some shit.
35:17 5k then smoke a big cigar. no, i think corey cover your ears. i think cigars are kind of like old hat. wait, i never this shit happened last time we were in the discord and we're talking about cigars too. someone i said i don't think they look cool and then they showed me a picture of a man that i thought looked perhaps less cool than almost any other man i've ever seen. they said
35:37 oh yeah, tell me this isn't cool. it's always like a fat guy in a suit smoking a cigar and they're like, oh, this isn't cool. and then he pulls a cigar out and his teeth are fucking like orange from like holding the cigar in his mouth all day. your stream avatar is a fat guy in a suit who smokes cigars. that's orson welles, bro. you can copy his body shape, but you can't copy his fucking, i don't know, stako aura. this isn't going to be a surprise to you.
36:07 pipe smoke does smell really fucking good. that's what i'm thinking every time and every time i'm downtown. i'm like, man, it smells a little bit like like male cat piss down here. wonder what that's the wrong stuff. that's the wrong stuff. i ain't talking about crack pipes. you think anybody's ever made like a tobacco pipe out of glass walking around with like a like a doohickey? i always thought it'd be funny to kind of like bong
36:35 yeah yeah tobacco it's my smoke break really fucking funny holy shit like the bench where everyone smokes a cigarette and you come out with the bomb and just start hitting tobacco pull out a hookah
37:04 that's fucking awesome. damn. they don't want to play duster mirage. i don't want to play mirage. that's for fuck. i love dust man. yeah, they're like the shit says for tobacco use only bro. don't kill me. don't kill me. i was literally i had my back turned to him. i have my fucking back turned to him and he shot me with a silenced rifle. where are guys walking up to their spawn with an op? i'm a punch braid. i sprayed.
37:38 huge. wait, did you get all the way into the fucking tom cruise suite? yeah. yeah, i sprayed it in their spawn. you defaced l. ron hubbard's desk? you know what's a fucking big nightmare for me? we get a scientologist president and then like all these videos get scanned by palantir ai and it's like flagged as a hate crime because we're making fun of scientology. yo, same plan. they're gonna molly the doors, but i'm gonna smoke it and we're gonna run through. they're never gonna see it coming. fuck it. we go anyway. we take those. guys, i think they might've had the stream open. whatever. we fucking win those anyway.
38:26 yes. okay, okay. listen very carefully. listen very carefully. we're going to do exactly the same thing. okay. they'll never expect it. one cross. yes, yes, yes. that's a pretty crazy entry. fucking stream snipers, man. i was surprised to, to tunnel. corey's got this.
39:24 never a doubt in my fucking mind. never a doubt in my fucking mind, man! i don't know what's happening. rows 15 and 1, round 5. they literally don't even know if you're bad at the game, stream sniping is a debuff because you just funnel yourself to where we kill you. fuck! that guy is kind of owning me though. one cat, maybe? confirming. confirming your call of cat. confirming that he owned me cat. 2c2, 2c2 cat.
40:06 i don't know what smoke is like. looks like it's from stranger things. they threw a bisexual smoke on the cross. oh, damn. they got around. oh, shit. damn. yeah, shotgun rush, eh? guaranteed. frickin' nova time. yes, man. wait, no, man.
40:39 nice, nice. low key i shot his gun so they thought it was a flash when you entered. it was actually like someone should clip that. now they know you're streaming. like i'm not taking away from what you did but also like could you have done it without me? people are asking. i sound like northernlion. i would say that's astute to be honest. i would say that i get that a lot.
41:33 you sound a lot like northernlion. clear comms please. i have to say, he's been my favorite youtuber for decades. no way! dude, that's awesome. thank you so much. there's no way this is northernlion. i swear it to you. look at my stats. i swear it to you. bro, he's live. i swear to god. it's him. where are you from then? i'm from vancouver. holy shi
42:01 i do have to say it's possible that someone impersonating northernlion might know that. that is true. no fucking way. i swear it to you. i'm not even trying to glaze. i've been a fan for a decade since you really got the original. yeah. i got horrible news for you. that was like 15 years ago. i'm not that old. i'm only like 12. long doors. i'm blushing right now actively. is that bad? no, no, no. i think it's cool.
42:31 by the way, are you a are you canucks fan? i am unfortunately. yeah. yeah i'm sure yellow is loving this right? it's a big day for us though because the the wild lost yesterday yeah, fuck queen use i was gonna say could be worse, but i guess that's actually mathematically false. i
42:55 it's alright, we're gonna, well you know, you could fuck up. sometimes you pick 7th and then you pick the dude who wins rookie of the year and you're like, oh this is our new franchise center so you pay him like 12 million dollars. he can't hear the bomb, he can't hear the bomb, he can't hear the bomb! it turns out that he fucking sucks after anyway. yo yellow, can you just lose this round so i can enjoy this a little bit longer? yeah, i got you. no, no! it actually wears the guy though. long.
43:27 holy shit. nice try, nice try. my fault for not getting an ace. mocked. mocked two long doors. watch this. faded. get slumped. corey, you defuse, i'm gonna spray his body. loser! you are a loser! just kidding.
44:11 oh, man. good game, good game. thank you for all of your kind words. can i say something legit? i'm not complaining about my state in life, okay? why don't i have more subscribers when i'm this fucking famous? i gotta leave. every fucking game i play, people are like, you're a northernlion. and i'm like, what the fuck? i should have like 10 million subscribers or something. what, you only have 5 million? like one and a quarter or something. oh, you're talking to youtube. yeah, i'm not complaining.
44:40 i'm just saying like how does everyone know me if i don't have this many subscribers, man? it is weird actually, like i've always i've thought that for a while. it took you a long time to get that mill. it doesn't make sense. it's true librarian made me clip famous. that's true. librarian gave me more reach. i'm not saying they stole my popularity. they extended it but it's like the extended it's, you know, the, you know, it doesn't capture the same kind of viewership. that's fine. he'll drop 100 gifted now and then.
45:10 that's been a while. nothing. librarians gifting 6 7 subscriptions! what is this villager doing with the crafting table? that block is mine. what is that villager doing with the crafting table? is he? herobrine. what is this villager doing with the crafting table? is he? dude is so fucked up to be going 6 7, 6 7 and then i go to the bathroom, piss.
45:40 wash my hands, look at myself in the mirror and i have like a fucking horseshoe of hair surrounded by baldness on top. my visage is bald but my spirit is not bald. my spirit has broccoli hair. don't lie, there's nothing there. bro, i mean it's worse than nothing. there's something. that's no good. and what's weird is like, bald people will tell you this. don't listen to someone with hair. it's actually like from the side
46:12 looks fine. it looks like a little bit of stubble. from the front is not good. from the front you have like because you actually have some texture and it also gets that like jack nicholson, a few good men sort of like bald crew cut thing going on where like your hair your head turns square because of the hair on it. you really got to be you got to be close to it to see it but still it looks fine. it looks fine but i just wish it didn't grow as much man.
46:42 like i wish it grew like better than it ever grew, but like if it was never gonna grow then i wish it would just not grow at all. something about a dr. pepper zero in a... what is this? a rocks glass? cheers brother. mmm. oh, 18 months down the drain. it is fucking sweet though. i almost dropped the cup. that would have been a disaster. yeah dude and a cigar? damn, it might be crazy. anybody want to give me like a 12 second tutorial on what to do on this map?
47:16 so basically you if you're on ct you either hold a or b on t said you either take mid control and go aob or you go to a setting taking something like that. he's kind of using a walkie talkie with
47:37 chad, can i say something? people who say slurs are damaging to society 100% would never dispute this. also damaging to society is assuming that people who are nice, they're on a time to slur where eventually they're going to disappoint you. you shouldn't go into these human interactions assuming that they're going to let you down, man. people will say some shit like, can you blame me? i fucking do blame you at this point, man. i think you're eroding the trust that we could have in our fellow man.
48:06 shit looks a little bit like apocalypto. that was me checking to see if they were gonna be like, i love apocalypto. oh, apocalypto, my favorite movie. and then i'll be like muted so we can suss it out a little early. they're not fucking with the mel gibson filmography. that's huge. i'm not learning the midsmoke. i'll tell you why. you asking me to go to the office
48:31 pretty fucked up considering when your boss asked you to go to the office a lot of ink and paper were spilled over that. all of a sudden when it's time for me to learn a mid smoke on a map i've never played before it's like hey enel we're gonna need to see you nine to five over at youtube.com
48:44 don't worry, we got a cooperative workspace set up for you. you don't even know where your fucking desk is anymore, apparently. at least when i was in a white collar environment, you used to at least be able to have claim to a desk. now you just show up and like pick one or something? they're telling you you gotta clean your damn desk every single day? that's fucking crazy, man. honestly, i'm way more sus of someone that has a terrible mic. or of someone that has an awesome mic.
49:14 someone with a terrible mic that's a real motherfucker right there. that's someone who never tried to make streaming happen they have a career that they found. can anyone drive me smoke? i'll smoke off a donut and we go a. yeah, i got you. it's okay. bro legit dropped it. god i can't wait till we get to 6 7. i think we should maybe i don't know about a or b but maybe like a couple mid and then just a couple going to a site or b site. w i g l
49:55 hopefully. i'm 37 years old, man. just nobody else said anything. i thought like we had to gas him up. green or twin flames. all right, but i'm the twin flame with the masculine energy, okay? i'm the twin flame who has, whose masculine energy needs a corresponding twin flame to have feminine energy, okay? can i say something?
50:17 there's a non zero chance i could be sucked into a cult, but there's no shot i'm getting sucked into a cult that has a leader that's younger than i am. if i'm getting sucked into a cult, it's gonna be a charismatic old guy who looks like wayne coyne or that motherfucker from the polyphonic spree. there's no shot i'm gonna be like, oh yeah, this 19 year old is the second coming of jesus christ. that's not gonna happen.
50:39 start doing stand up. whenever the team cohesion falls, i'm just gonna start saying shit like, man, footlongs really used to be five dollars, huh? i think it's like the easiest way to get a group of four strangers to relate to each other. damn, there used to be a fucking dollar menu at mcdonald's, man. damn, footlongs really used to be five dollars, man. golden does. we got this. i feel like we need to split up a little more. like maybe not when we're on pistols, but like especially on full bar.
51:21 can someone else acknowledge that he said something so he doesn't feel like i'm just saying yes every single time just to make him... just to make him stop talking? which is not the case, i really appreciate it, but i wish someone else would at least confirm the message so he feels like he's being heard. you don't have to respond? well, it feels bad to keep issuing like, comms and then have nobody say anything. it makes you feel like your team is like losing faith in you. like this is... this is no good, man. i would die for my igl. i do what they say. can i get a... hell yeah!
52:01 i've been opt from temple. one bind, one post. fucking creep. oh shit you're right, i did introduce power dynamics into what was a fucking a flat management system. a valve style flat management system with no hierarchy. they hate you? i'm starting to think the male loneliness epidemic is kind of like self inflicted. you guys buy armor on the second round or no?
52:30 tried your cruise cold coffee trick this morning and i get it now wait are you on a cruise right now? munka s also it literally of so i have some takes that are legitimately like just for me and they're not universally applicable getting a being in a hotel making your coffee the night before and then drinking it straight out of the fucking fridge is literally like it's free money man. yeah, they won't let me off the boat for some reason that happens sometimes sometimes you get sometimes you start
53:01 you know, you get a little bit of a rise in your internal temperature, they throw you in the damn brig. it happens. you'll be fine in like eight weeks. eight weeks, i think. he's on mid, last guy. oh no, that flash was blue. okay. 100% accuracy every time. easy bro. they don't have the team vibes like us, bro. 100%. they don't know a jr. mcchicken used to be a dollar. yeah, they ain't talking about that five dollar foot long neither.
53:41 when it's around 20 and you hear someone talk for the first time, that's how you know that the vibes are good, man. enemy might be yellow, but my money green. fuck, he's lit, bro. bombs down, whatever this room is. i lost the 1v1. yeah! he is so low too. i hit him for 89. time for ot. ot!
54:16 wait, i like that. oh, dang! he did sound like... he did sound a little bit like apollo. then we take a spot we've never taken before. then we hold crouch, even though it hurts the pinky. one cave. you drink railroad gin? i've been known to. i prefer texas medicine, though. you gotta have the right crowd, though. shotgun overtime? this is a big one.
55:03 before the fall, when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any hollywood they heard the call, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that hot swan what the fuck? when they wrote it on the wall, one see that
55:30 a wooly man without a face and a beast without a name. nothing here but history, can you see what has been done? memory rush over me. why do i actually like what this gun looks like? it's like recycled it because it's garbage but it actually looks fire like. plus like people know where you stand politically. there's no chance with fucking young motherfuckers in the zoo.
56:06 there's more people mid than i've ever seen in my life. this might be it y'all. nice try guys, nice try. it was a pleasure. dust2 is literally my comfort map but whatever. when he talked i didn't really hear what he said but it sounded like he hated me. he does for sure 100% i heard.
56:57 i heard, wait, are you guys just trying to play into my gang stalking phobia or can we switch teams? they're not talking. they seem chill, man. yeah, it's me. that was not normal, man. he had a shotgun in round one.
57:26 oh, they fucking know me and they hate me. this is a new level of fucked up, man. oh, fuck! the last time someone said, you sound like northernlion, they said, i've been watching your videos for 10 years. now they're like, you sound like northernlion and it went completely fucking silent, man. because of the cruise? yeah. no, that's fair. we suffered some oral loss because of the cruise for sure. i literally shot them to the tune of saturday night by the bay city rollers.
58:02 that's what it's saturday night! s a t u r, they don't know the saturday night spray! you're playing like kucherov, bro. you're playing like steve nash, prime steve nash, the 6'2 god. do you hate me? you wish i was dead?
58:51 but the scary thing is that if you hate me, i'm just gonna try harder. it's gonna get so much worse. we lose one more round. we lose one more round, i'm pulling out the subway stem. my bad, y'all, my bad. man, footlongs really used to be $5. take me back. subway is not real food. gotta go to jimmy john's.
59:48 fuck yeah, someone knows the bomb. i guess i don't know sub. more of a jersey mike's guy. ew. get the fuck out of here. let's see it. this is nasty fun. damn, they put a hit out on jersey mike's, man. yeah, that's crazy. everybody loves to talk sandwiches, man. universal truth. trophy. w, w kills. nice. wait, can you drop me pink? pink?
1:00:37 whatever color you identify as, okay. damn. are you bad purple? i mean yellow. come on. are you a baddie for real that eats jimmy jones? you can't be talking like that, man. why can i not support women? that's not for me to say. it's just uncomfortable. is this your girlfriend, blue? no, i'm married with a five year old kid, actually. i just want everyone to have fun. you're married to a five year old kid? no, that would be a nightmare.
1:01:12 okay, vibes are off again and he's fucking evil. son of baconator. i gotta think about that. a lot of burger chains getting into the family burger game. you also got a&w with the grandpa, mama, papa, teen burger. uncle... they have an uncle burger now? it's got a joint on it. they have an aunt burger. it comes with a turquoise necklace. let's go. oh shit. great job.
1:01:42 baconator ain't that the guy that can guess what you're thinking about? i like that. i'll take a son of akinator and a large big mac. it's so embarrassing that i think that's funny man. son of akinator and a large big mac. why is that so fucking funny man?
1:02:12 he's lit guys. nice try, nice try. no, blue! green! girl, i think you're colorblind. that shit ain't green. i have names off and their name is green. i gotta vouch for purple on this one. yellow. i think you're actually colorblind. i'm not colorblind. you think that you're... what did you say? purple? that's pink.
1:02:38 that's purple, bro. that's definitely purple. i gotta say, the name says purple. i hate to back him up on this, but i'm a servant to the truth. oh, damn, i like that. oh, oh, oh. bro, why are you edging? oh, shit. you look like you're about to say, lord, forgive me for what i'm about to do. oh my god. yeah!
1:03:13 wait, maybe voice on is awesome, man. it is until it isn't? well, i think if i had met an evil person, i would just... i mean, in this game, you just put some tape over their mouth and keep on keeping on. also, as long as we keep winning, maybe people won't be evil. success is the ultimate fucking panacea. okay? bro got scared. what color are you guys's microwaves? silver. black. what color is your microwave? black, but it has silver, like, accent colors. g pop, bro.
1:03:50 no, i don't eat carbs at all you guys think if you shattered like the glass on the front of the microwave and then turned it on like you're you'd be fucked well, i just mean like you'd get like irradiated or whatever i
1:04:18 yeah, but like your cells would get hit with like a dose of gamma radiation. yeah, even being near the microwave gives you radiation so just multiply it. what? mine's under my computer chair. we're just radiating his balls.
1:04:41 this guy's a pedophile. okay, there's no need for that. i think we just gotta get ahead of the game here and maybe you've lost your privileges. that's okay, because that was a save round and now we have guns again. purple's on notice. it's not for me to mute purple even though i did. yes! because they didn't seem to take offense to being asked if they were a baddie who eats jimmy john's. he's lonely, you said it yourself. yeah, but that literally could be his fault, just to be clear. wait, let me need a 30.
1:05:17 one trophy with xm. wait, blue, can you buy me? please? that's green. or green? sorry. i'm starting to think that she might have a certain color sensitivity maybe. oh my god, i missed it. damn, the movement. making me dizzy just watching you. holy cow! great game. gg. gg. gg.
1:06:06 get me out of here as soon as possible. get me out of here. exit to main menu as soon as possible. holy cow, get me out of here. oh my god. oh, vibes were not, the vibes were not great there, but they could have been worse. yeah, was he cheating? i don't know. it was a hell of a shot. people had uncomfortable vibes. they had good movement though, so it kind of cancels itself out. no pressure, but dust 2 is literally my best map. well, just fucking cater to you then, jesus. sorry. sorry. one behind boxes on site. fuck.
1:06:44 why would you smoke so bad? i literally got scared of the dude that was at car. i got scared of him. last one cat. yes, yes. nice try man, nice try. shit, he's matching me. whim for whim. are you canadian? yeah. my bad, my bad.
1:07:29 close enough, i'm in vancouver. shaking hands across the peace arch. he's got canadian vibes. i fuck with him to be honest with you. huge place, holy shit. fuck, marry, kill. bothell, renton, redmond. we're killing bothell for sure. i think you gotta marry redmond.
1:08:03 redman's okay. teriyaki goes nuts. nice shot. he's literally canadian to me. it is crazy that like every game i played with apollo, we were like, these guys are stream snipers. these guys are stream snipers. every game i play myself, i'm like, hey, what's your favorite suburb of your neighborhood? people are like, this guy's weird.
1:08:38 you ever been to angel of the winds casino? where? angel of the winds casino. sure haven't. just north of you. anyone else on the i5? no sir. i love what he's doing man. i love what he's doing. that was insane. that was fucking insane man. you a football fan? me neither. you play fantasy? me neither. fantasy football.
1:09:34 i think we hammered on b enough, i think they're gonna try to sell it. there's one mid, there's one mid. they pushed, they're long a mid, they're pushing it behind. fuck, i thought that was so funny. why are your vibes rancid? they're not, they're just giving me yeses and noes man, they're not elaborating on their answers at all.
1:10:06 it did sound like he was in santa's workshop when he unmuted. yes, man! it's that boris of canada. oh, shit. i like how you guys are like, they're probably focusing. you know how the dude's playing on the fucking merry go round. oh, shit. bro's in an ice cream truck right now.
1:10:56 you a kraken fan? i used to be into hockey but not in a long time. i mean the team's not so good so i understand. i'm a vancouver fan, i'm not trying to be rude. none taken, seattle teams suck anyway. big dumper, i mean he's got problems, he's got some problems. they're heavy on the soil. seahawks just won the super bowl. you don't watch football or play fantasy unlike some of us, so. slumped, check this out. loser.
1:11:40 the more toxic i get, the more he loves me. maybe i should turn toxic. so he comment boycotted the super bowl. yeah, if he told me he watched the game but turned it on at the halftime show, i would have freaked out. can you believe a footlong used to be five bucks? i swear it man. gas under $4 a gallon. holy cow. yeah, under two bucks a liter. i hear you.
1:12:13 i say the uk is weird, i mean, can't really disagree but. you're so in with green, green the guy who said the seattle mariners are too soy to win. he thinks you're like him. i get that a lot because of the haircut to be honest. should i install the game? i'll do it. if you tell me to do it, i'll do it.
1:13:01 i don't know how that ended. everyone needs a friend like you in their life. never forget that. nice day today. yeah, overcast and some rain. yeah, i know. you live in seattle. it's like that every day almost. yeah, man. yeah, yeah, yeah. who would have guessed? no, i hear that. that's all right. i'm not thinking of this as like, you don't have to be perfect socially, you know, game one. just build up a reservoir, like a toolkit of shit we can say.
1:13:38 it's like utile, it's social utile. bro just made two ghosts on site. you guys got gas or electric stoves? that's huge. i had a feeling you would have a gas stove to be honest. you sounded a little bit like someone when you did that.
1:14:17 bet you drive a tesla too. no, it's over pop the champagne. what the fuck was that? good game guys good game. never mind what i just said so this shit just never ends, huh? he's better than me he's better than me it did feel like me through the grenade that made me feel like i got born again and
1:15:11 which something green might know something about. or maybe more of a libertarian sort of, i don't know, but he did make like an anti tesla comment, so i don't know. maybe you can't know absolutely everything about someone's personality from what they randomly say in counter strike voice chat. what the fuck? we win these, man. does anyone here watch baseball? are the mariners too soy to win? is that the problem? yes. yes. unfortunately, yes, we are too soy.
1:15:43 i'm being converted. wake up you beautiful badass. you're the same elo as corey now? he shouldn't have left to play video games with my wife. i'm gonna send you over to my wife's chat though. i'm gonna go pee and eat some lunch. good night y'all. i'll be back tomorrow. we will not play counter strike for five hours tomorrow. we will play for six. no, we're gonna play gamble with your friends. later.