kory, etc. - Bits and Banter [05⧸13⧸2026]

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0:00 wait, wait, wait, wait, that's pretty good. rarely is the first comment after going live that good. declaring atwa on nl's chat. damn, that would be a good day for a guy like me. i could really go for a kettleman's bagel and escape down the rideau canal. damn, spinny boy. taking up the mantle of yeti.
0:22 to reference absolutely sweet marie. where do we fall on absolutely sweet marie? it's in the bottom half of songs on blonde on blonde, in my opinion, which would put it pretty close to the top half of songs that have ever been made ever for sure. pharaoh, a different game i beg you. i played seven hours of directive 80 20 yesterday, man. i played seven hours of it.
0:50 the stream was awesome. i don't really care about all that. i had a bad time. i'll never do it again. just kidding. it was pretty good. i was telling chiblee because he asked. not unprompted. i was telling chiblee because he asked.
1:01 about it. i said, you know what's interesting about games like this is that right now i hate it and i was looking at the reviews threads for it and genuinely every american reviewer seemed to at the very least like the game and the only people who agreed with me were italian. so last night is how i discovered
1:20 that i may actually be italian, which is kind of like a swag upgrade for me. but then also the interesting thing is that in a week, i will forget about the parts of it that i hate. and i will instead only remember the fact that i actually thought the story was like half decent. and in two to 100 weeks when the next supermassive game comes out, i'll be like, it's let's play this. i can't wait. you flatten
1:46 it's like a panini. your memories are like a panini, man. what's the name now? uh, oh, i'm orson welles staco puevra. have you guys seen f for fake? orson welles' last movie, also the only orson welles movie i've ever seen. nope, just gonna i i i i just gotta i just gotta oh, oh, oh, i'm making my move! oh, that's gonna sting. first grenade headshot in history? yep! oops.
2:26 guys, you gotta turn comms on! you gotta turn comms on! guys, turn guys, you gotta turn your mics on! you gotta mmmm, while the music plays you work by candlelight! those san francisco nights, you were the best in town! i got an idea. i throw a decoy long. at first they go, oh shit, shots long. then they go, wait, it's a decoy. they run into the decoy and that's when i throw the frag. oh shit, long? one flash long?
3:04 don't over commit, i just got scared. greatest decoy of all time, y'all. i'm actually, i'm swagged up, i'm a god. i got scared by my own decoy, almost killed myself with a grenade, holy cow. my own decoy jump scared me. they're on site. i'm too good, i'm too good though. i'm too good, they can't make it on site. not long term, not long term anyway. bombs down on cat at a site, y'all. guys. yes, i'll match him wim for
3:59 one more nade slot, my lord. yeah, but until they let you take two frags, i don't need four grenades. motherfucker, man. where'd that wall come from? huge. the michael dubly flash? no, i don't think so. no, i don't think so. no, i don't think so. okay, who's next? we're out long, y'all. ooh, what a shot. he folded like a shooting gallery at the carnival. he's in pit. he's in pit.
4:34 oh shit. how did i do two in one bro? the skin in my yellow country teeth. so damn true. corey, favorite song on the clap your hands say yes, self titled and you can't say the skin in my yellow country teeth. sorry. you rattled off a lot real fast. clap your hands say yeah, the brooklyn band from 2004. now that everybody's here, can we please have your attention? there is nothing left to fear.
5:01 you strike me as the type of beast that was really getting into rattatat. really into rattatat? no, my friend was you strike me as the type of fella who was obsessed with my morning jacket. i think you really fucked with we still love you boris yeltsin. or somebody still loves you boris yeltsin. i don't even know who that is. you were going crazy over menomina.
5:26 yep. yeah. yes. yes. yeah. when i was like seven years old, that's not the manama. oh, well, no, i like that one. what else was it? you strike me as the type of motherfucker who knows all the words to insist or buy tapes and tapes. i think you're the type of motherfucker whose favorite wolf parade album isn't apologies to the queen mary. not a big wolf parade guy. other fucker, man.
5:56 mean, i'm impressed your name and shit. i've heard of i'm looking them up. i bet your favorite album of 2006 was pink by boris no 2006 and i'm fucking crashing out man. i wish i want to i want to participate but kind of like this indie crossing over with john edwards bit though what the fuck is this? i'm getting i'm getting vibes of
6:25 i'm getting james murphy vibes from someone in the audience. there's someone in the audience who likes lcd sound system. the whole, the whole audience puts up their hand. corey, you seem like you would have fucked up a la savvy fab album. that's not only what man, it was a band called the pots and pans. i didn't know you fucking balled so deep. read a lot of pitchforkmedia.com back in the day. this makes
6:51 a ton of sense. i bet you fuck with the dirty projectors though because they have that one album that's based on the black flag album rise above am i muted i don't even know if i listen to the dirty projectors do you ever get uh you ever get gas lit by your cat
7:11 how so? i was in the bedroom this morning and i farted and it stunk so bad. so far so good. i had to check my pants to make sure i didn't shit myself. that's insane obviously, but... it was so bad. i realized jiro took a poop in the litter box. i was like, oh okay, it was the cat poop. it was the cat poop that smelled. yes, i was worried it was you. it wasn't your fart, but you did fart. correct. i did fart.
7:40 oh my god, sorry. i almost shot you in the fucking head, bro. shooting, corey. another one? two more, two more. all here. ryan doesn't know what to do with that story, i know. well, it's like... you didn't really get gaslit by your cat. it sounds like you... you farted and he pooped. yeah, but it's just like... it's not like he said you made it smell bad. you gaslit yourself vis a vis your cat. vis a vis your feline companion. it looks like he got killed by an angel.
8:15 dude, minecraft parodies are dead. we should do some counter strike parodies. oh, it hit them on the, it hit him in the fucking eyebrow, man. yeah, yeah, yeah. playtime, playtime. oh, damn. i like that. she's an up down girl.
8:46 she be trading it for an ak because it suits it better when she plays. and she's gay. just trying to give it a little broad appeal. but you better not spray. better not spray. little more cs coded. i panic, there's two long doors. just due to the way the names lined up, i literally thought you turned into a terrorist.
9:20 the way you walked out of the door at the exact same time that the t walked out of the door. so it was like, i was like, damn, kory switched up his whole fucking look, man. one time. tons. tons. tons. that was a crazy shot. it was a crazy shot. i suck. okay. i suck.
9:42 let's do that. we fucking get it. that's true. when did i start saying i suck in rounds where i get two kills? like, i'm recreating my friend apollo from base principles. i'll flash myself out long and get three kills and clutch up. i'll die long doors with the galil. yeah, corey, you seem like the type of guy that thinks turn off the bright lights is definitely better, but you're fucking with slow hands regardless. i was not an interpol guy.
10:16 that whole genre, i don't know what you refer to that as. good music. garage indie? i don't know. post the strokes and that type. post something. i couldn't get over the... i love you baby. singing through a megaphone type shit. it sounded more like...
10:41 i don't know. it sounded more like track one off of the clap your hands say uh self titled to be honest. it is the strokes, yes. oh that's the strokes. like the strokes and like hello. i think the closest i got was like maybe international noise conspiracy. you take a guy to like read the lyrics. when they are said in the song the words appear as images in my mind.
11:11 the image of the text appears in my mind. interesting. in that way, i cannot help but read them because the image is presented to me. oftentimes, it's basically impossible to understand in my head what they're saying. really? i'm still trying to tease together that sound that britney spears does at the start of hit me baby one more time.
11:31 you know the, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
11:59 you mean not the replacement not the body the body double now it's avril avril the trench oh oh instead of ravine yeah, that's just avril. i'm gonna date every canadian male singer. that's ever existed she hasn't dated the bruce colburn yet to the best of my knowledge still time she absolutely can it's just funny i
12:29 there's a bit problematic age gap, elder abuse. yeah, yeah. elder abuse. i think bruce coburn is like, he's like 82 years old, maybe even older. if i know anything about rock stars, i don't think you'll have any. shit. i don't think you'll have any problem. that's true. she never dated glenn gould. she's working her way. get there.
12:55 you gotta marry him for like, what, three years on average or something? i don't care for his music but he's got a hell of a pianist. i did. today's steam avatar and nickname was almost going to be vern edqvist, glenn gould's piano tuner. but i thought it was a little esoteric. they went with orson welles steak uplock. i mean orson welles is one of the most famous filmmakers of all time. kory, i figured out how to play mirage by the way, t side.
13:25 we just need one person who knows how to throw a smoke in window and then we don't have to just funnel ourselves either into apartments or into like the tunnel at a and get grenaded to death. i unfortunately do not know how to throw a smoke in window. i learned and then forgot. i will risk my life to run out and throw a smoke into the window while peeking. look at that. now we bloomed in the fucking window. and we're upbeat. we're a cat, bro. we're a cat.
13:54 can somebody place in text the exact smoke lineup and i'll hit it every time? hard to explain without a video. yeah, well people were teaching people shit for years like before cameras even existed so like i think they can figure it out. can you just write it please? i mean we had people going to medical school before cameras existed so i think they can write in text. if we can write in text how to do like a heart transplant we can write in text how to line up the smoke.
14:19 mortality rate was insNLy high. still is, bro. 100% last time i checked. mogged. my smoke missed, like, horribly by the way. but you know what? we recreated in aggregate. it smoked me in the fucking tunnels. we recreated in fucking aggregate. it's called billy bean for a reason, bitch. sorry, i'm getting a little too aggro here. one connector. you know what? i'm gonna go google image search mirage window smoke cs2.
14:50 easiest mirage window smoke. five months ago. twelve seconds. oh, jeez. what is this? it's got massive attack in the background. okay, you go to the corner. aim at the second... ooh. the second embroidery and jump throw. i get it. you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw. and then we wait for it to bloom. fortunately, big lez is dead. holy fuck, it fucking worked. it did, and there's an awp in there too.
15:28 don't grenade it when we're walking past brother. well, he would have exploded if he was looking right. oh, kiki, kiki bought a bought an op. op is boobah not kiki by the way. just something about cuz when it shoots it goes boom, boom. wait, do all grenades have the same weight?
15:52 no, what i was about to say was insNLy stupid. i was about to say why don't i just stand in spawn and just throw frag grenades at the window? it would be awesome if it worked, man. yeah, if only they weren't on a timer. i'll just molly, i'll just molly the window from here. what the fuck is happening? you got up there real quick, man. you know what i'm gonna do? i'm gonna stand mid.
16:23 like a boss and block the smoke. or shoot it out of the air so it smokes off their hopping spot. it's like some shit you see in like an indian movie. shoot the grenade out of the air so it falls back on the person who threw it. and it's slow motion. they threw it off a horse and then they slide the horse under a truck. blocked. i semi blocked the smoke. cs is so simple to quote a phrase.
16:56 you've known it all this time, i'm learning it these days. i'm going out of my mind. oh, you know what i'm talking about? with the pain that stops and starts. is this a dylon? no, this is yes it is, yes it is. yes it is, man. how'd you know? going from pro cs to this is hilarious. kory, we should do that next time we're out of canucks game, let's do that.
17:26 when the second intermission happens and they bring out like the little kids that are playing hockey, just say some shit like, it's crazy to go from nhl hockey to... damn! these kids are so much better than the canucks. damn, these kids are fucking mogging the canucks, holy cow. top mid. oh come on. 2b apps? oh my god, i thought that was someone, i thought that was a, i thought he was on my team.
18:00 when he, when he, the way he picked me with that kind of confidence, i said, that guy's on my team. okay. not a lot of communication happening with this team. okay. okay. okay. bombs near apartments. bombs apartments. yeah. this kid just keeps calling out b like every time. here's my rule for call outs. if you see one guy immediately say lots b. why would you?
18:49 so first i got scared by the chicken. i thought the chicken was a man. then i got scared by the man. i thought the man was a chicken. there's some banana as well. i got i got flashed by my own team and this orson welles guy is going crazy. i'm a different kind of beast. oh, looking at i was tabbed looking at the leaderboard instead of looking at the game. yes. yes. i'm bringing him down.
19:24 yeah, yeah, this is going great. yep. yep. yep. you'll live surely the rare like not save but also not try to diffuse around did you guys want to stack b? no, man we don't know we don't want to stack b. we want to have some people on each site. are you guys sitting down? i've got some distressing news for you today a couple of them may have gone in the direction of a or at least showed mid well, this is going pretty badly
20:04 it's going pretty terribly. you guys got a util b? like a single molly or something? they're throwing shit, but they also have been flashing, which also flashes our team right as the guys are pushing. pocket, maybe that little kid is right. maybe we should stack b. i just don't understand how we're getting like 4v1 v4'd b. what are you talking about? he's through, man!
20:37 he's already in what the fuck he's here i need to see the replay how do we have three people looking at the red dot and then like there's no shots fired for five seconds? yes. yes no
21:11 yeti. they're doing something to your chat or my chat? my chat just pretend you don't see it. all right, i'll do that from now. yeti, please never do anything terrible by the way. oh, if i have to deal with somebody going like, look at this terrible shit that yeti did and there's like hours and hours of me going, nah, he's cool with me. like it would be so bad, man. i don't want to go through that. please be like a paragon of moral virtue or whatever.
21:37 of course he's not virtuous. he's banned all over twitch. yeah, but can i say he's banned because a lot of streamers are a little like self righteous. he's not banned because of moral failings, at least not yet. he's banned because of like, you broke the rules. the rules are there for a reason.
21:52 crazy shot. i got banned by apollo because after they died in pubg, i called them salt gray wolf. yeah, that's annoying. you got banned for what i would describe as a good reason to be honest. like you'd type something deliberately to make them mad and then you're like, whoa, they got mad. like what are you talking about? and also that must have been like years ago and you still think you're in the right which is crazy. that's so insane.
22:21 also, apollo's not they them. okay, they're he's asexual which is a different thing. what the fuck with a shotgun? xm's kind of beast i got no i got like head bopped. yeah, i don't like when you get headshot. you can hear my music on my xm radio you can hear my podcast on your xm radio. you know what i'm talking about ever clear, i think oh
22:48 can i just type it bro? we're down to eight. just try please. bro, we're down to eight. can you not just save the m4? can you at least give it a shot? it's two to eight, man. what are you waiting for? you gotta take a shot. i mean, i get it's 1v4, but you gotta do something. you're gonna get exit for eggs? oh my god, and they're there. oh my god.
23:19 why are you running? you're far enough away. that's the whole reason you were there. motherfucker, man. how am i 8 and 10? i've been fucking feeding, bro. whatever. my bad, y'all. good advice. try not to injure your teammates. a little advice for you. try not to injure your teammates. okay, they're on site. i mean, they're up banana. they've made it. wow, that was insane. that was unbelievable. holy fuck.
24:03 where is it? by it on set. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
24:39 it's all right. it's better to be out of this game. if we all block that dude has been on our team twice in a row, you think it will not put us in a queue with him? all right. no, he was on our team last game and then he's on the other. oh, he's on the other team. this game. so we're at that guy had an op guy. no, but i mean, i want to, i want to be able to shoot more than one bullet at a time on the entry library library. is it does yellow stream? i just want to talk.
25:19 oh, did you get the... did you get the k pop demon hunters meal yet? kate did yesterday. so did i. really? she got the... what is it? devil sauce? i don't know, there's two sauces. can you ban anubis for me real quick before i have the worst day of my life? thank you, thank you. this is what happens when nobody votes. nobody votes all of a sudden. everyone's like, why the fuck are we playing overpass? all the motherfuckers who stayed home are going, who the fuck voted for overpass?
25:47 i do not like playing a. i don't like playing overpass at all. i feel like the fucking average voter fucked us, man. no, constantine is not the best keanu reeves movie. this shit is fucking disgusting, man. the matrix is obviously keanu reeves' best movie. if not the matrix, we could have a conversation about maybe speed? one long? too long?
26:10 i don't care what the critics say, constantine is fun. yeah, it's a classic, like people who watch movies for a living think it's bad, but like dudes who watch two movies a year are like, why does everyone hate this? no disrespect. it would make a crazy double feature with the nice guys.
26:24 i was crashing out. no, they shall remain unnamed, but there was a vaunted member of the peloton discord that said they loved point break. and then i didn't recommend hard boiled to them, but they watched hard boiled the next day and went, i had to tap out halfway through. this movie was just too much for me. i went, what the fuck? the guy who loves point break, but doesn't like hard boiled? corey seems like a big michael mann guy.
26:51 i can see that. i could see corey's favorite michael mann movie being heat and then maybe like having the insider a close second. i could see corey like but i could honestly corey no disrespect you strike me as the kind of guy who gives like miami vice a two and a half stars. lots b i hear b. corey strikes me as the kind of guy who gave superbad a five stars and booksmart a two star for sure. yeah he did not give he did not give a nora a one. he gave it i think he gave it a two and a half or a two.
27:23 it deserves a one. it does not deserve a one. why was the first 30 minutes of a nora just porn? it's not porn, it's two adults having sex. is everyone stupid? don't blame them! they grew up in a time that was so open it became like puritanical. life is full of contradictions. really funny that you watched a nora on the peloton. true cinephiles find a way, man.
27:49 i don't know why the average person who watches movies these days is like, i love movies. that's why i've only seen four of them this year. there's like an only watch them on 35 millimeter in the theater, unbothered. and it ruins the film for me. if anybody else pulls out their phone, there's a middle ground between that and your phone screen. okay. fucking you watch a movie and put out 1200 kilojoules in 90 minutes. don't put, i can't cause i beat you in the argument.
28:18 there's a dude right there. okay, you got him. i wish i made up a guy who beat in an argument. no, it is east of eden. i'm not losing an argument to someone who's in pre chat, especially when i know they're in their 30s. okay, it's just not gonna happen. when was the last time you changed your mind? the last time i was presented with new information. my god, it fucking hit me. it's still hitting me. the flames are spreading.
28:52 what do you think lads? we gotta try. whoa every time. the utile, they don't know the utile emits a pheromone that makes them pq. i'm gonna start using that to my advantage. utile is like a it's like when you put uh like deer urine on yourself when you go hunting. corey i just lost hearing in my left ear. oh no. no it's back. it's back it's going eeeeee
29:19 oh no, one of those little like bubbles? yeah, something like that. you should go see a doctor. brother, i live in canada. if i wanted to have someone tell me to kill myself for free, i'd just open chat. know what i'm talking about? corey, what are your thoughts on this whole maid situation? ooh, he's crazy. okay, that's insane. he's a little sus maybe. apollo, are you here? you can do it. oh, what are you doing?
30:01 literally would have made it. he literally would have made it. that's insane. what are you doing? bro, double scoped on the bomb? like for what? for what purpose? nothing long. yeah, we should all stop with pistols. trying to get a long ticket. holy fuck, what just happened? you activated. one guy there. right side. i got some damage on him. it was a crazy, crazy deagle shot.
30:47 one of those shots, i swear it to you, i didn't even see him. pack one, pick one, sad eyed lady of the lowlands or visions of johanna. what do you think, corey? pack one, pick one, repeater or the argument? argument. i'm taking 13 songs, but no disrespect to you. you didn't give that as an option. we're elevating this beyond the typical counter strike stream. the typical counter strike stream is like connector and that's it. that might be all you get for like half an hour, man. i lit one long. there's two coming long pushing you.
31:26 i'm being that blue a nice try situation player purple has led believe they've stopped receiving communications from the remote host great great time leave right before we're gonna just lose i don't think he left so much as like he literally felt his face get hot and said fuck this and like probably punched his computer and broke the glass and then right now his fist is stuck in the computer tower and he's going
31:57 like he's literally fucking being electrocuted to death right now. oh wait, he's back actually. nevermind. he's chill. there's a ghost in the damn machine, bro. that's major kusanagi bro, if i've ever seen one. it's not major kusanagi, it's lieutenant kusanagi. yeah, it's major. who said that? can somebody figure out who said lieutenant? i want them... they were watching the movie on their phone. i bet they literally... every review of every movie they've ever seen on letterboxd says, it was a little slow.
32:31 yeah, it's pretty good, but it starts a little slow and the ending's a little weak. but there was about 45 seconds in the middle during the action scenes where i thought this was one of the best movies ever made. it's a disco elysium reference. for the last time, i haven't watched spongebob squarepants, okay? you can keep referencing it. it doesn't make you evil for referencing it, but i've never seen it.
32:58 interesting approach. i mean, i'm bottom fragging, so i'm not gonna really take too much issue, but i gotta i gotta say guys, they're talking too much. they're talking. i'm afraid something's gonna drop on something. i'm afraid something's gonna drop. realize like how much better people would do in this game if they just took the knives away. the guy on our team told them to knife him. okay. all right.
33:27 can you give me like a couple minutes to feed this ravenous beast? i can. i've muted corey so he doesn't have to hear the terrible news that i also have to leave early today because there's something going on at my daughter's school. they're always asking me to swing by at like a quarter after one. then you're like, does anybody work in this town? no, i'm the first person to push back and say quarter after one doesn't work for me.
33:55 like, that seems surprising to me because i have a very set my own hours type of job. i can't be the first one to be like, that's tough. that's a tough time for me. that being said, i might as well go pee while corey's feeding his cat. how concerned should i be that i haven't heard back from my mother after her portrait fell off our wall and broke this morning?
34:31 what's up, kory? i knew you were back because i saw a bunch of munka s in the chat. so i was like, i know this guy's saying something right now. i don't know. i feel like a weirdo. what happened? i woke up to my mother's, like, a picture of my mom fell off the wall and broke. yeah, ok. face down, glass broken. that's bad. i messaged her. i messaged her this morning and was like, oh, how was the rest of mother's day? i haven't heard anything.
34:59 but i don't want to be the type of guy to believe in that shit, you know? what'd you dream about last night? oddly enough, getting like a hundred thousand followers on twitch. isn't that sad? well, i wouldn't call any dream sad. it's more like, how was your reaction? if your reaction was like, yeah! that's pretty sad. if your reaction was like, that ain't nothing to a beast like me, then that's kind of swag.
35:29 bad news for you. oh, no no, no
35:36 i don't know man my brain was all fucked up. i don't know what i was dreaming of. i'm telling the bc government to send out more amber alerts because like i remember my dreams when i wake up at 1 am. they should be sending out like an amber alert. i'm gonna say we need more two to five. i didn't say we need more child kidnapping so i just we need more amber alerts. don't virtue signal to me. you woke up and said i'm glad that they sent that out. i woke up and said oh shit i put i got my fucking
36:01 kevlar vest on, i got in my car and started scouting around 14 hours away from where the supposed kidnapping took place looking for a woman of average height with her two biological children. okay, we're not the same. i was out there combing the streets, buddy. that was a call to action that we received on our cell phone. i was like, excuse me, have you seen a 5'4 mother of two with kids that resemble her? here's her name, by the way.
36:26 the amount of pushback for me just making a joke at your expense this weird like action movie you've made of yourself here i'm not saying never send out an amber alert i'm just saying like do you have to send it out with the klaxon that's like you are all going to fucking die right now also is one in the morning and they couldn't possibly have made it to your location by now
36:48 and not to be the other side of the virtue signalers, i'm sure there's some motherfuckers who are tired as fuck at work all of a sudden, oh damn, my cardiologist is like, i'm feeling a little faded today, sorry i can't do your heart transplant. not to be insane, people wake up at night all the time, but to wake up five and a half million people, let's make sure it's at least relevant.
37:19 damn, damn i'm fucking zooming. you're gonna shot from behind too. there's only one left man. oh never mind. oh that's your guy shooting. what are you talking about? i shot him in the damn solar plexus. it's not an op. well yeah it's round four we've we're 0 3. yeah tape here's got an op. what the fuck? who the fuck is taper? our green yellow yellow has op.
37:48 71 in one. oh, i did 100 damage but spread exactly between two different fellows. i'll be your teammate again. your teammate is looking at red box outside.
38:22 the level of first off, so that was a great kill on your part. but also, i kind of deserve it because i wanted to talk so bad. i really wanted to talk so bad but i was like don't do it. don't do it, let him focus. so if anything, that's kind of like as a gravity assist.
38:50 i'm with you kory, where are you popping out? oh one more vent, last one near vent. he was right side vent. last guy. open the door! that's fucking crazy! they are flaming that guy for sure. they are flaming that guy for sure. i was just standing there defusing the bomb. i thought he was in the vent, i was like there's no way he could get there.
39:35 purple give me one say uncle or i kill purple on this round right now i'm not saying i'm rose on 20 adr we kind of push them and purple is insane at swapping guns like they they've got some hours in the game for sure. oh one's down the guy didn't even see him. yeah, he's blue uniform blended in with the stainless steel pillar what the fuck are purple's good now? no
40:30 he's healed, he's healing. bro, he's healing, he's healing. let's go. i didn't believe in any of that. i had no confidence whatsoever. todd fields is tar. you're thinking of todd haynes? it's crazy how many of our best directors are named todd. i would not have expected it. who's the best director named kyle, man?
41:03 did kyle gas helped direct tenacious d? probably wouldn't surprise me. i ain't kyle mooney. you guys haven't seen y2k. he wants to rush secret in this house. never mind. i'm dead in this house. corey makes the calls because he's the only person on our team who's actually doing anything. so i'm 100% not listening to anybody whose name is just one of the primary colors. i'll tell you that for free. damn, no one's going to try to get bomb, huh? or did you drop bombing like
41:43 a place we can't get it. yeah, it's on the top of silo. bomb is on top of silo. oh shit, you can do this. they're on top of silo too. that's gonna be tough. should we comm assist on that one? i don't know where he's going now. you're gonna save off? is that what's happening? might be the move honestly. oh shit, we fucking won bro! i like that guy. kyle warakai. kyle warakai. i forgot about that guy. who?
42:29 he directed in the mood for love in the in the mood for monster energy drink is there even if he wins is there anything more annoying than seeing that your teammate who's last alive has an op? you're like, you know, this dude ain't going anywhere rich coming from you. let's just keep the conversation here on on purple okay, i don't know why we would smoke that but okay so we can get down to secret bro oh you want to go secret? i can't i can't find it once we smoked it. oh
43:04 i'm deadass just trying to help. i got one mini though, one left. okay, there's one left. oh, he's on, he's on. in hut, in hut. i've done damage to him, i've shot him in the penis. yeah! we fucking won t side nuke, bro. let's go. w. corey on that one for sure, w. corey. i got one more amy before i have to leave the stream a little bit early to make sure i make it to school for my daughter's thing. what's she doing today? she's got stuff going on.
43:40 okay, don't really want to you know unveil the whole school calendar live in front of thousands of people just wondering if it was like a performance or something. yeah. yeah, i don't really want to get like more specific about it detention for biting. yeah, she bit a teacher. yeah, that's on the arm news. yeah well, it doesn't the teacher is gonna have their name out there but due to the laws here they can't name the kids. so i told her to get in a few more before she turns 18. oh
44:09 and who's the... i don't know. i wasn't there. i'm getting it all secondhand. so i don't know. maybe the teacher was... maybe the teacher smelled like fried chicken or something. i don't know.
44:18 wait, did she actually bite her teacher? no, man. she's not actually. i'm not sure how far we're going with this. what's crazy is that you met my daughter like four times. yeah. you know that she could bite her teacher. you know that you at least it's possible that she's got the biter phenotype. so that that's real. and i can't be mad at you for that.
44:42 any kid is capable. no, but she's more capable than most but not all for sure. i'm not even oh, yeah yeah, i like the revolver that says help. it's got a help carved into the the handle you see t stone but he's on site going a what the fuck is that now you see t man. trust me. don't listen these other fools
45:07 look at that. he's on site going at it. yeah, i just said ct immediately after that. after he went back into ct, he was running up to site. these guys are dude team karma's fuck. dude, listen to me. nobody else loves you, corey. only i love you. listen to me. follow the sound of my voice. it's already fucked.
45:27 why are you listening to them? listen to me. it's so funny. that's true. onsite going, hey, i didn't really clock how crazy that is. how does that not kill? he should be dead. there's one coming. catby carefully. he's been killed already. nevermind. disregard my comps. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. what is this guy doing? play at the bomb.
46:04 oh shit, that was good man. but how swag would it be if he got collateral through you? damn it. he's catagorically? i fucked up my shots there. nice. ooh, double ops for the end. jesus, corey, don't cry. you can rely on your awper. everyone is a one shot gun. you'll stay alive. just get behind your entry awper.
46:49 every gun is a burning sun. just what i wanted. to be smoked as a pushing cat. that is the type of shit that you'd be into though, to be fair. why did they smoke that, man? was that no, it was our guy who said smoke, right? probably you. based on what i know about you. about a shot. it was an enemy smoke? okay. i'm less mad now. oh dude, he fucking shot the smoke out of the air. i'm bad! thank you for saving my life!
47:27 i've been just that was just not a good round to be honest with you. quick reaction time on that guy. i am the one beside a ct is last to be pushing now. are you gonna go for the kill? oh, the bomb, yeah. kill me. no. kill me. kill me. i had him dead to rights. i said let's just hold the mouse button down and let it fly. kill me. kill me. i did 82 in two. kill me.
48:06 i want to die. every moment is pain. every round is pain. every round that i play is misery. when i hardsculpt it's misery. when i shoot it's misery. my gun doesn't aim. every moment is misery. i want to die. i want to die. i feel like they never go through my info. then they start saying stuff. there they are. oh, there's b. there they are, b. they start saying shit like, who buys incendiary round one? that's not in the youtube video. why are you giving cs lessons at 4k? they went b by the way. because i know how to play against other 4ks. for pros, i don't know. it's a whole different game, man.
48:39 but in my level, honestly, decoys kind of op. i got scared by my own decoy. almost killed myself with a grenade. holy cow. 15 and one, 102, 35 and one, 32 and two. i saw four people. imagine if you'd thrown a grenade in the tunnel. just think about it. did you? how much damage did you get? 55 and four. turns out there was just one fella down there. a grenade is literally a $300 lottery ticket. doesn't that sound good? if i win.
49:11 smoke long at this time. i don't think they came this way. unfortunately, you can't win the lottery every time that guy's icon is i know it's like a triangle with a circle inside of it. yeah, that's insane man no, it's like a bald guy with glasses and a scraggly beard sucking on a pacifier and it's animated oh shit i
49:36 best part about having a kid is when you're out in public and you see like a seven year old kid with a pacifier and you're like damn i'm parent mugging them for real. but then honestly you get a little bit older, you get a little bit more nuanced and you go every kid's different maybe if i had that kid i'd still have him on a pacifier too. i'm not even gonna f*** with you. the black pill on parenting is that like good parents bad parents obviously there is a difference but i think like 80% of it is controlled by the kid.
50:04 i think a lot of good parents are literally just, i mean they're system players, let me put it that way. i think they got drafted into an organization that happened to have a very, a kid with an easy temperament. and i think a lot of bad parents just happened to go to a dysfunctional organization like the vancouver canucks, to be honest with you. they were set up in a position to fail. i think i got a targeted sex hotline phone call. it says, oh, i was set for a bike ride and got my jeans caught in the bike chain and the bottom ripped.
50:39 that was the voicemail? the voicemail was i was going out for a bike ride but i ripped my jeans in the in the bike chain. you're not hearing it? no, sorry, i was i got scared i started talking over it. at first i was kind of upset but then i thought about just cutting them off and make those really short shorts, you know?
51:00 yeah, and at the end of every one of these calls it says, if you wish to opt out for any further promotions, press 2. so many times i've pushed 2 and then chad's like, that's just confirming you're real. i'm like, what do you mean? you can't... aren't they legally required to take me off the list? i mean, you've seen the movie bro. ain't nothing legal about what that mattress salesman's doing. it's a scam. i know it's a scam!
51:25 i can't get them to stop calling me. they call from a different number every time so i can't even like just block it. it doesn't work. let me teach you a little secret about voicemail. you have one new message. to play this message press 1. eep. say eep. message deleted. you have no new messages. okay guys, i smoked the window. oh, let's see, let's see. let's go marvel at my incredible smoke. see if i smoked connector.
51:59 w smoke on can still leaves a little bit at the top to be honest. a little bit getting headshot a little bit at the top but then maybe youtube shorts are goated. i literally learned tech in 12 seconds. why are they shaking their head like this? he thinks they got off. he thinks they got off bro. they're smoked. they're fucking smoked wire. i've got bomb top of mid bro. i've been flashed mid. i'm about to die with bomb mid. no, i'm gonna clutch up confirmed up down window. i had to bend my knees so i wouldn't make noise. he was there.
52:42 planting for nothing? yes! easiest game of my life to be honest with you. what do you think, kory? first time chatter. avidcsplayer here, i'm amazed how you make this truly bottom of the barrel gameplay look so entertaining. wnorthernlion, you think that's a case of like low social awareness or deliberate trolling? either way, enjoy your last message. there's a molly behind you if you want. no, no back seating. two of them.
53:25 pretty good try, pretty good. in my head i saw like in a dark pictures anthology game, i saw me throwing the molly and then like burning to death with my own molly. and i said no, no, no, we ain't gonna be doing that today. that would have been really funny though. shit, they're all here. perfect time for a bugle grenade. it's my teammate, that's my teammate choosing to get burned. let's go.
53:59 solid block boys. i'm out of this beast. yeah, man. enjoy. later. have fun. bye. told me to enjoy the parent teacher conference because my kid bit a teacher. i'm going to send you over to my wife for like a couple minutes and i'm going to eat some lunch. goodbye. hello, chiblee. hello, chiblee. chiblee, we won every game. 13 0. goodbye, chiblee. keys is to corey, don't cry. you can rely on your opera.
54:32 everyone is a one shot gun you'll stay alive just get behind your entry oper every gun is a burning sun cs is so simple to quote a phrase you've known it all this time i'm learning it these days i'm going out of my mind oh, you know what i'm talking about?
55:10 with a pain that stops and starts b main used to be the center of our scene now b main's over, no one really goes there we used to spawn beneath the catwalk bridge sometimes you didn't even check there what are the odds they'd be afk? i like that she's an up down girl she'd be trading it for an ak but you better not scrape
55:40 because it suits her better when she plays oh and she's gay, oh, oh, oh, oh enemy yellow thought they were safe when they swung on the palace door frame
55:58 oh what a shame, elegant streamer drinking caffeine from a glass that he keeps on his desk he is the best, i look at all the solo queue ers boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop