We played Slay the Spire 2 wearing haptic vests (ft. Kate and Ludwig)

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0:00 slay the spire 2 with the haptic vests. can we say, right off the jump, not sponsored? not sponsored. which part? the slay the spire or the haptic vests? either. either or. i mean, you paid out of pocket for this, right?
0:16 oh speak for yourself i got a 50k deal all right guys i want to thank haptic sorry for all that stuff i said about your software be haptic player and the incredible the incredible bluetooth dongle included with the model i really appreciate that. wdongle? no i did pay out of pocket i bought two. you got them both on? ryan did you unlock even the ascensions or just the characters?
0:41 i think i got it all. it's all? it's all? wait, how? okay, i need help? how do you do the command and stuff? okay, you're going to be on your home screen in slay the spire 2. yep. press the tilde key. what the heck is a tilde key? the key you use when you extend a laugh in hangul.
1:04 what when you're if you were texting and you want to extend and then you were going to just type unlock space all okay, and then hit enter beautiful look at that i'm sitting here trying to think of how i would explain tilda a little bit like cate blanchett, but different in some ways she got the swing line i would be a squiggly line guy i would i
1:46 okay, i've chosen to join on lovely momo. i'm not getting the... when you guys are talking, i'm not getting buzzed anymore. no, i turned that thing off. that was too much. also, i'm trying to join on you and it just says loading over and over. are you okay? is lud in there? i'm in there, yeah. you be the host. yeah, you be the host, ryan. i join on you, no problem. all right. i'm going to invite you. it's just one problem after another. i don't think i have ludwig as a friend on steam.
2:24 but maybe he can join off of uh, cape. this player you attempted to join is running a version of slater's fire 2 that does not match mine. how could this be possible? i play this game every day. this is likely because the host is on the steam branch dev test, but i am on the branch public beta. ahhhhhh. oh you guys are you guys are on the beta? no hold up we're being noobs. this is on us, not him this time. we have to change?
2:54 isn't it easier for one person to change than us two? why are you guys on the beta branch? you don't play this game. what do you mean? i play this game. let's go bar for bar, hours for hours right now. you might have us both be combined. i'm at 43.7. what do you got? what do you got? it's sounding low. quiet. so you're playing default. wait, why are you playing default with all those hours? shouldn't you be playing the public beta? i got a lot to learn.
3:33 i'm still teasing stuff out from the director's cut. from the theatrical cut. i don't need the director's commentary. i'm already on, yeah, i'm on the director's cut. i watched it first, i'm loving the commentary. okay, i'm coming in, i'm coming in, but og. okay. and don't give me any of it. oh, my pores are gonna be in balance. i thought they removed this guy. wait, where's this guy? and that will be me. no, actually, i'm gonna first time today. oh. all right, i'm in. it vibrated because you joined.
4:10 it vibrates when you change character. how do you feel about this? you're probably nothing because you are not connected. that's right. that's a good point. how about this? can you invite ludwig or can only i invite ludwig? guys, i'm in. he's in. he's in. for some reason he's not vibrating for me. yeah, because you're connected to my pc. everything i do is connected to you. what ascension do you guys like to play on? i like to play ascension 10.
4:43 wait, wait, let's go a little a little bit easy. i said yeah, i'm fine. yeah my ascension button disappeared, i'm sorry it was there a second ago and now it's gone. what happened to my ascension? it's a known bug. oh my god i'm gonna fucking freak out i'm gonna
5:04 i heard they fixed that in the public beta. i'm going to freak out. i'm actually going to freak out. what do you mean it's a known bug? if you click it too much, it goes away. oh my god. can you stop clicking it so much then? why isn't it bugs? launch it. no, i don't want a brief tutorial. waiting for other players. me, i'm necrobinding. okay. okay. it's ascension 10 though. oh my gosh. lost coffer. they got rid of that. did they really? no, i have no idea.
5:38 that would be huge news for a guy like me if they got rid of lost coffer. oh, that's big. defend into an evil eye. whoa! hey, what'd you do? i'm doing stuff. i'm doing stuff. i'm a defy guy? mmm. great card. great card. gotta mark these guys, right? ascension x is kind of like a different beast. it's a happy little guy wearing a fez. maybe the glasses are like a pince nez, you know?
6:18 he's got like a little tassel up on the top. like a kind of a 70s enjoyer. yeah, that's the old school stuff. uh, there's only shops on the left. he's right. you know, there's a lot of shops wait, we want to go not left middle middle then left. yeah, i like middle left here oh and slow mode. come on, man oh god, i think that right off the bat i'm gonna take so much here already really
6:57 on ascension 10 you get a curse in your deck automatically. wait, what ascension are you on normally, kate? like, uh, zero. wait, so you've never played? no, i've played. i've played. okay, okay. but zero is the lowest number. well... okay, i think my highs is actually two. that's not true. don't worry, guys. i've owned him. oh, wow. it's rocking my shit right now. oh, damn. so you get hit when kate gets hit. i get hit when kate gets hit. that's right.
7:35 thank you for reminding me because i was like, why am i not? why am i feeling it even though i'm not getting hit? it doesn't just vibrate when you get hit though. it also vibrates when you rest or when you i think when you do damage as well. yeah, when you do damage is the funny one. well, you know, takes one to no one i guess. you got to move your body. dang.
8:06 but that's why i thought there should be like a version of this that taps directly into your spinal cord. so when you get healed instead of vibrating it gives you like a jolt of like pleasure or something like that. like it gives you a wave of euphoria and you go oh and then you go what happened and then ludwig goes i used my healing potion on you because you were about to die or something like that.
8:30 you give like tesla a few more years, i think that could be sick right it could be sick wait, i gotta do these are tough choices. oh and i would be chugging the estus in dark souls if they come out with that
8:59 i'm gonna be throwing so many shivs. you're going shivs? no, stop this. you're going shivs in multiplayer. we'll be dead on the first boss anyway, so it's no big deal. ouch. a guy like me at the helm with all these defies, i think we'll be good. yeah, i'm really doing nothing so far. i appreciate everything you guys are doing here. i think if i put like a couple of sticks or a couple of jugs of milk under my vest,
9:35 by the end of the stream, we might have a little cream. let's put it that way. oh, my bad. i'm just saying how i feel, man. i'm just saying how i feel. anyone got any damage? that's all i got. i got this. oh, you know what? yes. i think if we all attack it will die, maybe. i should be a fear guy. actually, you're doing crazy vault, no? there'll be a little bit of vault for sure. there'll be a little bit of vault involved.
10:22 i don't know, let me be this guy. ooh, whatever you took. great idea. it's a good one. the most vibration does come from picking a card up. see, that's where they could really use the... the euphoria dart. a euphoria dart injected into your spine directly and you have a monthly subscription of morphine. yes, exactly. it's a great business. and it costs money or make the vest really easy to put on and then really, really hard to take off.
10:59 we're just making a what's that show where they go the anime dying the game you die in real life. oh online. that's the one she knows that's true you still a weeb? oh, yeah. yeah, she's trying to get me to read a light novel. that's deep do you remember the what it's called? give me a second ryan. i don't remember what it's called ree metaphor
11:44 oh my god, re zero, re zero! that's a light novel? yes. but you never know re zero, ludwig? i've heard of it vaguely. me when i haven't heard of it. little disappointed. oh yeah, re zero. yeah, yeah, yeah. sweep is dead. person. the toad pole? the horned one is a person. you call the toad pole a person though? yeah, you know, maybe it grows into one. and we all lived, look at that.
12:25 i can't take blood wall. how are you? some blocks kate you got to play blocks. i am playing blocks. look it sounds like i
12:42 ryan's got to read a light novel and you guys start playing slay the spire 2. you can't say that, my chat told me that you are worse at this game than me. you know what, i might agree had it not been for your 15 health. serotonin bomb incoming. serotonin nuke, look out! there you go. how did that feel? that's huge.
13:07 okay, i'm gonna hit this. i guess the morphine wasn't added yet. no, she's so enraptured right now she can't speak. she's looking like hugh jackman at the end of the fountain, but before he gets turned into a tree. was i supposed to react in a way that you wanted? i threw a potion at you, you healed for 20%. the weird noise that you did? you healed for 20% of your max hp. you sat down on the final board and go like, oh my god.
13:33 i mean, hopefully like that's how we would like for it to feel that way. that's the reaction every guy wants. oh my god! wait, do you have a potion? i do. what kind of potion? i have 10 damage to all enemies. on multiplayer, that's honestly like a slap in the face. yeah. that's a joke. oh, they're gonna hit hard. probably feels like getting a phone call or something like that with the haptic vest on. hold up, we can get rid of this.
14:09 let's not take damage here, huh? look at that. oh, that's right. doom affects them at the end of the turn. yeah. that's right. it's a shame. it makes it a little less. okay, there we go. we got a weak. now we're playing state of spire. i have more weak. that's big. double the weak. i'm down. well. turn audio haptics back on. is anybody here playing the ironclad and doing any damage?
14:46 you'll scale. all right, we just need to get that. what's the one that gives you strength for every bone? yeah muscle up or whatever. we got him. we got him. there's some vulnerability i can do not a lot. hold on. all right, i don't want the weak. that's 20. okay. okay. are you gonna die per chance? no sounds of course not look at that. oh
15:20 9 damage, you got your potion? you could save 20 hp here. 15 hp. oh, you're right, you're right. probably worth. see? no problem. no problem. not even a little scary. okay. we like blur. oh, i thought you were talking about the crimson blur. he's pretty good at counter strike. the crimson blur. yep. what? what? it's true. don't be mad. that is... that can be true. it's true.
15:56 no, this is like when a little league baseball player sees like a high school player. you know, it's they seem better just by comparison. comparison to me. i've seen the nade shot. there's a compilation on youtube that has hundreds of thousands of views. it's just called northern lying throwing grenades. no way. and the thumbnails your face just blown out. that's ai, man. that's ai. i don't want to lose hp. oh, dreamcatcher, what a surprise.
16:33 8 hp, that's nothing. we should be playing cs. it would hit different if you were holding an angle and then out of nowhere it was like boom! like i bet your brain would fill in the gaps to make it feel like you actually got shot. it would hurt. and sometimes you get jump scared in cs too? i don't need to upgrade my attacks. i do. that's all you then. okay, which one you want? you gonna go for... do you get three skills? three skills makes sense for you, no?
17:05 wait, hold on. it's true. check your skills? you know when i was a kid i read like a creepy pasta. i do have skills. i do have skills. that said, they made a 2k football game in like 2004 that had first person viewing in it. so you could like be the quarterback
17:24 and then it was everything you threw in first person, you got tackled in first person, et cetera, et cetera. i read an article that they had made look like it came from a medical laboratory that was like, we have tested this on people and they've started to wake up with bruises and broken bones and then they would get unchecked aggression and rage. and it was basically turning them into
17:52 zombies like the game was too real and at that formative age when i read it. i actually believed it i was like scared to play the mode. i mean, that's that's like that you just that's beautiful marketing did they must have made the copy pasta? no, well, you know what now you're now you're thinking like a businessman. that's a very good point i didn't even consider that but it didn't work on my ass cuz i was like i got to stay away i can't play that mode. i might die. yeah, i guess i did have the reverse effect for you. i
18:23 you believe everything as a kid though. that's true as a parent. that's true. i played runescape and someone typed xd and i said what's that? and they said the greatest player to ever live and i thought that for years well, does anyone have? damage that could kill the crow. i have energy potion do i have damage to kill the crow i got nothing i could use a power potion, but i really got nothing here i got nothing. i'm afraid out of energy. i
18:57 that ain't looking good for me. i ain't looking good for both you guys. i also learned what oral sex was on battle.net. excuse me? someone in battle.net chat made a joke about oral sex and i said, what's that? and they said, ask your parents. and i said, no, seriously, what's that? and they wouldn't tell me. and then someone was like, it's with your mouth. and i went, oh, of course. oh, oral sex. i read it wrong. now i get it. now i feel stupid.
19:36 i'll be big damage, but i got nothing after that. honestly, if i die, no shame, but if ryan dies, that's a big shame. i think we all get through this together. no shame in the game. i mean, you are the character who blocks, but...
20:05 what do you mean i am the character that blocks? you're the character that heals! mmm, a little bit, yeah. what do you mean a little bit? you heal every i didn't get the card rewards that i listen, sometimes you need to sell out in slay the spire to get the rewards that you need to stretch a run that loses on the first boss into a run that beats the final boss. i mean, we're out here fighting with each other. this dude took the chosen cheese! he's way off meta! i did take the chosen cheese.
20:39 oh, it's an elite. oh, this is bad. this is not good. this could work though, key. i'll go for it. okay, an elite. i got some pots for this. oh my god, why is it vibrating? i didn't save anything. i'm 100% gonna die. you need some more cards? yeah. you blocked crazy. i'm giving you nothing. to five? boom. there we go. we'll take one round. wait, hold on. maybe i can save this and then... we're thinking. i only have one energy left.
21:21 how what do i do what do i do here you could turn up the intensity on the vest a little bit start playing some vine booms. yeah, i'm about to find out when a character dies. they just get like zapped constantly a permavibrate please please bring her back. oh, where are my blocks? i'm gonna be talking like the the kids didn't talk to me when they grabbed the hand. oh
22:06 so you don't have to see it. it's not that. it's got a couple good scenes. you don't have to see the whole movie. you watched any movie through shorts? have you finally joined the wave? no, i watched a hundred movies on the peloton this year and then i haven't seen one since. i'm way behind the times. when's the last movie you've seen? well, the last movie i saw was toy story 5. oof. i certify it as a good movie. it gets my seal of approval. it is a certified good movie. movie i saw before that? toy story 5. movie i saw before that?
22:37 uh... fresh kill from 1993. well, i'm dead. no, you live this. no. i'm doing the math. you don't live this. hold on, hold on, hold on. i have a power potion. surely this can do something. yeah, you're dead. good luck. it's alright. friendship. that's cute. now is it hitting you with the perma vibrate? no, sadly no. it did a sad vibration. it was like... we're also both gonna die here.
23:25 0% chance i die. i'm gaming out here. i mean like your attitude is one thing but the cards are like objective i'm building stuff up. there's only so much you can do. okay, you should be playing the seinfeld theme in the background right now so my vest is going like why do you want me to get copyright claimed?
23:55 and i try to guess what song it is based off the vibrations. that's a great idea. now you're innovating. see, i mean with necessity's the mother of invention. yeah, like death bandle. man, and maybe some songs probably just hit different, like when you only hear the vibrations. maybe i can find you something that you might notice. she's gonna play her own track. no. 100%.
24:28 no. she has a track? oh, she's got tracks. you got tracks? you got an lp coming out? no, no. she's being demure. you don't need to be demure. why is it vibrating? oh god, it's because you guys are talking. oh, audio haptics are back on. oh, now i'm locking in. i gotta get my audio haptics back on. okay, get this music. all right, it's impossible. but it's shaking me up. i can't deny that it's shaking me up. it's shaking me up something fierce. is this like megalovania? no.
25:04 it's just a perma vibrate from the slay the spire music. you probably did turn off the slay the spire music. oh, that's why. is it? oh, god. i was... you were playing something that was rocking me. i was getting messed up. okay, i got a big hit out. oh, you got a big hit out. i lived. i can't believe it. are you playing a song?
25:30 i am. it's like, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
26:06 oh, it's just me. okay. all right, you guys are back. we're back. nah, man. this run sucks. this run is a mess. it's really bad. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. our chances are slim to none. i've been not showing my... that's tough. you haven't been showing your screen? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the whole time? not for a while, probably. and i ran seven minutes of ads. welcome to twitch, y'all.
26:39 we're like half an hour into the rock. oh man, that's good. that is good stuff. it's okay, it's friday. we can be silly. oh man, that's funny. i'm still getting rocked by the way. no, i have the voice thing on. oh, i'm rocking myself. that's my own voice. yeah, you're rocking yourself right now dude. oh geez, turn me down. i do like the idea that your own voice... you can remove voices too and have it be just music. how would i do that? it's the fps haptic feedback one.
27:15 if you go to instead of popper bass, it's fps voice mute. whatever you're doing is making me hungry. i think you're just hungry. wait, wait, wait. now that the voice thing is off, here listen to the music and guess it. the music goes crazy in this game. this is impossible. wait, just stay out the beats. dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
28:03 thumb thumb thumb you got it right you got it right though. i don't know i have no idea what it is oh it's we shot music yeah getting we shot from only vibrates imagine no i overreacted to a misclick slay the spire too, but every time i die zucchini goes further my ass so you know tomorrow's dream
28:49 that's self harming, isn't it? uh, not with my ass. i think that it would be very judgmental if they said it was self harming. what does dan clancy know about my ass? i really gotta fix my own vest, because, i mean, before monday. because i was thinking i might just keep this on for the rest of my streaming career. just be the vest guy? really absorb the doctor's respect. what? no! why did you give me smog?
29:24 also told people that it was harvesting the limited amount of electricity that your body gives off ambiently and then it stores it and if you tap the button you can do one double jump a day dude imagine though the things i'd give for a double jump. i mean and what a day i mean, it's enough that you can i mean they're precious but you could still have some fun with it what are you using a double jump on like day to day? well, i think just
29:53 like getting close to crashing into somebody while walking on the street and then double jumping over them would be awesome and then you don't turn around you keep on yeah, you just keep walking. yeah. yeah. yeah or like hear me out jumping off the diving board pointing down and then pressing the button to do a really fast dive into the water yep, because it would push you in the in the other direction me i'm double jumping
30:33 i think i'm just going over, i'm going over cars. yeah, i'm skipping the sidewalk. but you got to make sure there's no car behind the car you're jumping over unless you got like a double battery. can you save up like a week's worth to get like a quadruple jump? maybe. it did also get me thinking like what if you fell off the top of a building and people were like ah and then like six feet before the bottom
30:59 you just tap the button. boop. no, this has been studied because this is the elevator theory. if you're falling in an elevator shaft and you jump at the last second, can you live the elevator fall? i know that they literally people talk about the mythbusters episode like they're god. they're not god. just think about it in your head. think about it in your head. if they're if the elevator is falling and you jump a nanosecond before it hits the bottom, how would you not live? i'm telling you, i was convinced
31:29 i was convinced grant imahara changed me. i've become one of the mythbusters truthers. i think you would live. i don't know sometimes i do but i think my quads have fallen off. i think our whole squad's fallen off. our squad is a mess. guys let's boot up cs2 and just start frying. wait no no you guys were right this is like the time that i thought if you jump in an airplane like while it's flying why don't you fly like 50 meters backwards?
32:01 it's because you're moving even though you're falling like jumping doesn't cancel out all the momentum that you have inherited from the elevator. okay. i probably did not feel the crazy vibration. i felt it, but it's just they gotta crank it up! dude, guess the song. okay, try me one more time. it's just not even possible. it was it was possible. okay, hold on. i'll move to the part that it was possible. ooh. a little bit of the kidney.
32:48 yeah, it's hitting the kidneys. sing up the rhythm. it's golden by huntrix. nope. you're my little poo tang. i don't give a hoot if your toot stink. is it that one? this one is hard. it was actually megalovania because you mentioned it. oh. yeah.
33:27 i think we're looking good. thanks for carrying by the way. yeah, yeah, no worries. no worries. i can probably do this for zero more battles. this ain't nothing. ain't nothing but a peanut. does it just work with cs? although it'll be messed up every time my wife gets shot. i'll feel it. it's kind of like... yeah, yeah, it'll just work. probably how it works in real life, i guess. just collect the drpc. it doesn't work. my bluetooth dongle doesn't work.
33:54 no, you just need to, when you turn off the pc, you gotta unplug the dongle. are you wired on everything? like do you have a wired mouse? it's a hybrid. what does that mean? it's plugged in right now, but i can, it's a wireless, but i have it plugged in. i can, i cannot. you can use the bluetooth feature of it? yes. okay. bluetooth works on my machine because people are saying his motherboard doesn't have bluetooth. the vest was vibrating before it was connected.
34:23 okay, can you... what's... how big is your mousepad? big. it's big. it's one and a half feet by one foot. what? is that insane? it's tiny. it's not... i mean, it's just for the mouse. that's bigger than they used to be. yeah, that's for sure. yeah, yeah, yeah. they used to be like the size of the mouse. yeah, i mean, yeah, you know. in the 1500s, it used to be five foot eight on average, five foot six or whatever.
34:59 just saying, now you get a desk? you can get a desk mat. this is like the kind of desk mat that you would have like if you were using a desk at npr. any t pain enjoyers know what i'm talking about? npr national public radio? they do a concert series called tiny desk. tiny desk. yeah, okay. yep. don't worry guys, i'll carry this turn. i think that'll change your cs2 game forever. you get a bigger mat. they've tried many different ways to fix me.
35:40 what you are the great unfixable and i've given up all hope an old dog can learn new tricks it was on mythbusters depends on the tricks and the dog that's true depends a lot on the dog takes some ball. you know, he's learning mandarin. so that's true there's something well yao he ping wah ju well yao ha ping wah ju why are you not responding ludwig?
36:26 what something funny about a grown man drinking apple juice it's funny to you and it's because your mandarin is so good it's funny to you in a 37 year old man wants to drink a delicious beverage. um, no you got me beat already well, you've actually used it though, which is like that's way beyond. yeah, but now my wires are crossed oh, i mean, you know in china anymore. i
37:01 know but like i learned japanese and chinese in a little of both and i went to a sushi restaurant i said neo chutro. oh no, no that just doesn't fly that's pretty bad. yeah, i know i can't get my wires uncrossed i love the dodgers game last night and someone came up because they saw me get a picture they were japanese and they and they just assumed i was famous. so they wanted a picture. i
37:25 and i said, nihonjin desu ka? and they said, oh my god, you're amazing. and then a couple behind me just started ripping japanese to me. oh no. and i couldn't reply because there was chinese coming to my brain and i can't get the wires uncrossed. so i said, no, no, i don't. it's a daijoubu desu situation. sumimasen, watashi no nihongo wa gomide. that's a great line.
37:54 my japanese is trash can. all right, kate, go. i know you want to say something. go ahead. what? i know. i know you want to say something in japanese. no, no, no, no at all. what a couple of white guys hanashi mas. see, that was pissing me off because i don't know what that means. so now i'm left out of the conversation. i don't know how to say japanese and chinese.
38:28 uh, rughu ren. why? i want to run it back. rughu ren. oh, rupen, they don't get a gua for some reason. that's right. forgot about that. so i forgot to play cards. well, i will die, but i did as much as i could. if it makes you feel better, we're all gonna die. mm hmm. that's what i'm talking about. i actually might make it. my deck's kind of popping off. me too. i want to make her feel better. i'm definitely... i got so much block.
39:14 just got to sit in the backpack here. let you do the damage well, i don't do any damage so that it will be here a minute but that's okay that seven doom is gonna get him eventually seven more there's a hit ludwig i apologize if i brought this up to you before but how good does it feel when you're like in japan and you don't know that much japanese, but you know more than a white guy that you're standing next to i
39:40 then you get to drop like a word that he doesn't know and you farm all the like oh my god your japanese is so good attention from within the group and then you just don't say anything else so that they don't realize that you don't know anything else. i think this this strat unfortunately is is deprecated it's it's a burnt strategy in japan. i
40:09 they're not impressed anymore when a white guy speaks no they're almost they're they're sick of it they're like okay do your shitty ariga though and get out of here but let me tell you in china you say one word and it's like wow he put it what university did you study at for your whole life i got one last gift for you that i'm on my way out i'm staying alive here
40:42 i realized that people are like why are you learning mandarin? like do you have a particular interest in chinese food? not really. history, still got a lot to learn. i think it's mostly just because it's the language that gets you maybe like the most attention as a white guy just for knowing a little bit. no it's just that you love the road to empress so much. there is that too. are you caught up on that one? no i still need to finish the second one.
41:07 but ever since youtube changed the creator dashboard to show you estimated revenue per video instead of just the views, it's been less incentivizing to play more road to empress. when you see exactly how much instantly. i'm waiting there. i'm supposed to be in that. that's right. they just got to untangle some uncertainties first.
41:33 i genuinely think it could and i don't know how it'll play but it could play like the most racist audio ever heard by me. it could be career ruining. oh no! okay, i'll finish the game then. with that little carrot dangling on the end of the stick, i'll finish the game. well, i'm not in it yet but my scene
42:03 the whole idea of it was that i was supposed to be a foreign dignitary who, you know, obsessed over chinese culture and language and wanted to impress, you know, one of the characters. and so to do so, i had to do a chinese poem and a tongue twister in chinese. oh, wow. that's not looking good. what they didn't tell me is that there would be no teleprompter.
42:37 so you had to remember the whole thing. and bear in mind this is like an ancient chinese poem this would be like remembering shakespeare in english but i gotta do it in chinese. but at least you didn't have to write the poem yourself. i got that going for me. okay all right i got it i got it on ascension 5 we got this one. might work. and then we're gonna then we're gonna put the ninja rocks on the vest for next week and run cs2. do you know what ninja rocks are kate? i assume ludwig knows.
43:15 thought that was the potion it's when you smash a spark plug with a brick and then the little pieces of the spark plug are like so something to do with their surface texture makes them so sharp that if you throw it at a car window it'll shatter into like a million pieces. oh no why would you want to do that? human skin probably beats it one. no one's ever tested. okay, i thought he's not idea that he's saying that on his stream
43:45 one time i was walking home from subway in college and i swear a bunch of motherfuckers from their second floor window poured dish soap on me and my sandwich when i was walking home from the fucking subway. so they ruined my sandwich and covered me with dish soap. i went back to our university house, we had spark plugs, i smashed them with a brick and i went back and tried to throw the ninja rocks at their window.
44:09 i was so fucking pissed off, but i never hit the window. i threw him a bunch of times that i never made it through. so like every time you're failing a throw, are you like getting less and less upset? i was heavily intoxicated to be clear. like i was like dangerously intoxicated. this was at like two in the morning. did you get arrested? no. for what? throwing ninja rocks on the ground? it's not illegal to play catch outside.
44:37 but you might have destroyed something. they destroyed my sandwich! i know what you're gonna say, back then it was only five bucks. yeah, but it meant a lot back then. and the sandwich was worth more than five bucks, that's why we were buying them. it's crazy the footlong was five. it is insane. damn, i gotta think about this. i'll take this one for you. it was slow. sorry, i got a good card. so i took rally up, which gives you all block. guys, guys, guess what? i got hurdles up.
45:13 all players draw two cards. huge. now we're cooking. okay, but i'm a little scared though. i might just defend. more like soap wei. soap wei, that's pretty good. i might have still eaten the sandwich honestly for all i remember. oh, it's huddle, huddle. sorry. sorry. sorry. you guys gonna see minions and monsters? yes. sorry, i said that way too excited. yeah, probably. wait, are you a huge minion fan? this is supposed to be the best one. you don't need the block, i'll block.
45:57 oh, thank you. i'm not even thinking about blocking our kid was watching. i have extra uh minion compilations yesterday and i swear she was laughing harder than i've ever heard her laugh in my entire life no which gave me a lot to think of and i was but honestly i was watching and i was like these guys are pretty funny
46:21 you hear why they have no female minions? oh, i don't know this. i don't know this. really? yeah. i thought you'd have been hit to this. they asked the director, they go, why has there never been a girl minion? and he said, i couldn't imagine a girl dumb enough to be a minion. oh, that's performative. i lit them up on my alts. you know what i would have said? yeah, get me there. okay, so ryan, why no female minions? some of the minions you've seen are actually female. really? bob?
46:57 yup, girl named bob. why not? what's her full name? bobarina? could just be robert. we got ladies names like doja cat. the interviewer stood up and clapped. yeah. guys, are we targeting left or right? can i say that? it feels like we're doing even on both. let god sort him out. you got a preference here? i'm just gonna block. let's go for right here.
47:39 how about draw? draw everybody. yeah, touche. have you seen the other minions in despicable me movies? the other minions... well, there's like four despicable me's in another minions movie, i think. maybe two? i actually don't know how many. this might be the seventh. this might be the eighth movie. no, really? already? i think the first one came out in 2008. that's back when they were stealing the damn moon.
48:15 mm hmm. they were on the moon. they were stealing it for grew i think did i see what like i think i've watched the first one. no, i watched the third one where they became zombies night of the minion dead. yeah. yeah. that's the third, right? it's gotta be d. i haven't seen that one. i'll see it i'm a bit of a fake minion head. i mean the compilation got me pogging up. oh
48:52 are you still plugging up? oh still. why did i miss something? oh no no no. i do like she did me despicable but my money grew. that's an all timer. timeless. i do also as more of an inside joke but when we did that champions of fire mobile game tournament and the host kept flubbing the ad read for despicable me minions rush on the cell phone
49:20 which did not make it to broadcast because it was like rehearsal the day before. but he kept going, featuring all your favorite lovable characters from the minionverse including larry, sherry, and carrie. and then they would be like, we gotta run that back again. and me and max were in the audience fucking dying laughing. it was like, had to do like at least eight takes of this like perfect ad read. a copywriter probably put a lot of time into that. you know how it is.
49:54 they're always like, oh, don't talk about sensitive issues when you're streaming our video game. don't stop talking about covid while you're playing our video game. man, you can't put a muzzle on me. and then for effect, i grab the haptic vest dial and crank it.
50:14 like spark start coming off the vine boom sound effect and you said i broke these spark plugs outside guess what's in my pocket exactly break my own webcam could be a good clip you should just done like a front rule. i can't i gotta practice that first unfortunately, you're just thinking of the clip. you got the clip on the mind do have the clip on the brain you could farm an irl. mmm. no, not really. i wish i were i
50:48 you think of it, but don't do it. yeah, most of the time i'm just saying like, how's your summer so far? it is so crazy that right after this i'm gonna have to go pick up our kid and there's gonna be a bunch of like really, really normal adults that are like, how was your day? and i'm not gonna say anything about the vest. keep the vest on for this one. i don't think they'll let me into the facility with the vest on. what's the vest? turn the dial, find out.
51:14 if it wasn't me, i wouldn't want them to let in someone wearing this to the facility so but you're right i could double jump over them we should oh if i get like some cycling sunglasses and show up in the vest and these and act like i ran really fast i like that
51:40 and then you're, you know what? you should top it off by wearing your bicycle bib. yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. i get to the camp and i hit like a, i hit my watch and i go, oh, eight seconds. oh, there you go. it's like the movie version of doing pushups and you go a hundred. oh man. and then the love for your life walks in. could happen. it could happen. sorry guys. i got to remember what, how to play the game.
52:12 didn't you play like hundreds of hours of this game? i played a lot. not as much as slay the spire 1 though. i never touched slay the spire 1. it was my first. that's the goat. i mean this is better but that's the goat. isn't it funny how that works? it can be better but not the goat. yeah... no, it's true. you hear about the lakers all white basketball team? like for next season or like uh like a hundred years ago?
52:42 no, no, they brought it back. it's the i guess the 100 year anniversary they have picked up all white basketball players. where are they on the what is what does watch say about that? like like watch he's out. he's out to him these days. oh, i've seen that guy on american tvs it really did from the canadian perspective it really does seem like at least 15% of americans are
53:15 spend all day watching two people do a radio show that's also like a tv show. like they're speaking in the microphones as if it's the radio, but also it's clearly being filmed for television. and then it'll be like three, a three hour segment on a tweet that someone made. yeah, this adds up. it's a fascinating, a fascinating way to live your life.
53:43 we've been watching the world cup and we left the tv on at the office. and then i saw for the first time in probably 10 years, like morning tele... it was like fox news in the morning. it has to be fox because fox has the world cup rights, okay? he didn't self report. and no, no, i switched to fox. from telemundo to fox, yeah, okay. it's crazy what people watch on tv. oh, you're telling me, man. but then i go to netflix and nowadays they have podcasts on netflix.
54:18 they're switching the game. i played boggle last night with cutie for like an hour on netflix on netflix they got boggle on netflix now they got boggle and they have the an actor in that show you liked but he's dutch podcast now this could be anybody that's a hard to guess if they have like seven. oh, yeah, it's it's a genre. i see. it's a genre. yeah i'm just waiting with bated breath for the next episode of office ladies. oh
54:50 they're not still going. i think they're gonna reveal what bj novak had for lunch on the day that ryan started the fire. you don't need to block, i'll block. i wish they could make a show like that today. then you do attacks and i attack last. oh man. they're actually doing okay. altug was dropping four ascensions. i mean ascension five is a joke just to be honest. it's um, i'm debasing myself a little bit just being here but
55:33 it's a little bit below my slay the spire station to be playing ascension 5. especially because the haptic vest is performance enhancing because it makes you lock in more. it's been going non stop on me and i feel my body puffing. is that good? i don't know, i haven't questioned it yet. i feel like ours completely stopped. i'm playing with the music of slay the spire. oh, that explains it. you want to back all, ryan? crank it.
56:14 alright. ooh, yeah that's better. oh my god! yeah! ooh! you're making yourself vibrate. there once was a ship that came to sea. the name of the ship was the silly money. and say our way and go. are you guys getting that? it actually is hitting all the right spots. it really is. this sea shanty? this is a lower back shanty for sure. so if you're out of movies, what are you watching then? i've just been playing slay the spire 1 on the bike.
56:50 that's so foreign. well now you gotta switch up to mahjongdong because he's actually joining the tournament. that's true. hit him a lot and i'll stun him this turn. okay. use as many hits as you can. okay i have. i have. i have. nope. my bad. bang. bang bang bang. you put me onto the peloton strat. what's that? you're watching movies?
57:23 ignoring the awesome big screen that you paid for instead using your tiny phone. to do whatever you want. yes. because if you use the big screen, you can only do what they want you to do. and they want you to have a bad time and your small screen wants you to have a good time. exactly. is that true? bad time? guys, we killed his turn. yeah, hit him with that vuln and then play as many attacks as you can. hit him for 42. hey, fish is dead.
57:57 it's gotta be that i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming when you talk it's like a ripple across the the upper chest of the suit when i talk yeah yeah, no when i thought you should have nothing well true. it's probably when i did ludwig making me feel that way my rippling you good i'd really like to get this i want it no wait i want that's you oh
58:29 because i was gonna use the... i was gonna wait until you guys were talking and then i was gonna throw the potion at you and make your suit vibrate a bunch. they didn't know what the rock brought. that's 15 damage. yeah, it probably be a pretty good vibrate. i threw away two potions for it too. wait, wait, wait. you've been audited, i'm afraid. you've been pillow audited in my chat. is this true? is your last peloton ride april 12th? can't have that.
59:09 it's true. i'm three months off the pillow. i don't even know what that's like. i have a new baby. oh, and the baby is called demon bluff? it is, no. that is one of our babies. no, no, no. the real baby is the... i can't even think of the name right now. the vibrations actually are... yeah, yeah, yeah. flood him, flood him. no, you have to stop talking for a moment. the tonal machine.
59:39 oh the tonal! you screw it into the wall and yeah. i've been using the tonal machine. is that the one that you punch? no it's like a home workout. you screw it into the wall and then it's got like cables. it's like peloton but for gym. yes. i have to turn off the audio. i can't actually
1:00:06 can't even play the video game. what's the matter lud scared you might feel something?
1:00:16 there's literally so like so many things in my life are stacking together to point towards me getting a neurodivergent diagnosis and the fact that i feel so comfortable just getting inundated with vibrations on my tummy while i'm talking like i'm more focused than i've ever been i feel like this is maybe the the trump card amongst them all no, that's not the trump card you used to walk in her tippy toes. i still do okay
1:00:49 like you ever read reddit posts from people that were like, my parents suspected something about me because every time i got home from school, i would just go under the couch cushions and stay in there like a couch sandwich until bedtime. that's how i feel right now. i feel so comfortable. they look comfortable. what they need to do is stop selling this as like enhancing gaming and instead get like some medical contracts that it's like a comfort
1:01:18 people who have like a blanket. exactly. people who has diverse thoughts. well, that's not. so i do have that. so your son has diverse thoughts. and we think he needs to. if you strike him, i can strike him. i made him vulnerable for us. if you strike him, i can strike him? that's right.
1:01:58 there you go. that doesn't seem like a good deal. we can't let him get close. have you seen that? yeah, have you seen that, lod? yeah, of course i've seen i can't let you get close. i might have seen it because you've seen it. you might have seen it and then someone saw you seeing it and then they made me see it. yeah, that's how it works. we're all... oh, and now tim's playing it. fucking amateur. is tim like your... tim is for you what the vest is for me? like he makes you feel normal?
1:02:37 no, it's the opposite. you know miss trunchable? yeah, from matilda. yeah. yeah, he's like my miss trunchable. he's throwing you in the chokie. yup, throws me in the chokie. but, you know, you need the kids to go to the chokie, otherwise they get out of line. kate, that butt hits so hard. the butt? when he said butt, it like rattled my rib cage. he was like a skeleton playing the xylophone. where do i hit? it's right in the solar plexus. you're like middle? yeah. i'm middle? yeah.
1:03:09 okay, let me turn on let me turn on let me see where you guys hit. i'm not yourself, right? i must be like a higher up right pop off. oh, no, i think i did the ryan no love your vest right? it doesn't vibrate that wall now we're just playing the greatest game of all time, which there's no point it's okay. i feel your voice ryan and everyone else's as well. how did i do that? i
1:03:49 when you go into the software, does it and you look at the device, does it say disconnected or like a constant reconnecting? it's disconnecting dot dot dot. oh my god. oh, thank god this happened to ludwig so everyone knows it's not just me. i mean, on one hand, i feel bad for you. of course, that sucks. but on the other hand, this is huge for me. bob, i can't let this be true. i need him to be technically orderable.
1:04:20 and it's back, i pressed it. wait. nope. yeah, we're back, we're back. oh shit, he fixed it. he fixed it in like a second too. yeah, they'll turn it on, turn it off technique. just hook you up to kate's as well. yeah, yeah, yeah, just come over. she's got three. okay. wait, wait, three. three. that's a good one. three. you gotta go go. okay, okay, let me turn off the audio. that's it, that's it, that's the lower back.
1:04:54 it's actually like a good massage actually. it's not too bad. if every one of the motors was replaced with like a $700 theragun, i mean you could you could tenderize yourself pretty good. okay hit me with the line, hit me with the line. ratif goussin with the putt! that's high. that wasn't my breast, that was high. really? to win the game, ratif goussin. yeah that's upper upper chest like higher. you hit my back there though.
1:05:26 i feel like hitting the back is when you're facing it. it hit my kidney. i like it when someone hits my kidney. your uber's here. your uber, your, your... now if only everybody in chat was hooked up to kate's computer too so you could feel what we're revealing.
1:05:53 i bet today we sound so stupid. that's the ultimate version is you hook everyone in chat up to it. wow. ludwig, did you see when you boot up the software, there are like stream elements that can hook into the software. so when people like donate or subscribe, it could do something to your haptic best. yeah, i saw that. it's all a game. wait, someone's getting some good vibrations over there. i can hear it on the mic.
1:06:24 you can hear i'm playing other worlds from final fantasy 10. it is just a vibration. that's all. there's nothing else happening except for me jiggling. i need the overlay to pop up. i need to attach spikes to this is what i realized. no, then you cannot monetize. wait, why? because it's self harming. self harm, yeah. damn, he's going off over there. he sounds like he's on howard stern. is the vibrating really picking up through? he's on the cymbian, man.
1:06:55 wait, you didn't get the bee hafting cibian machine? i have the visual indicator for chat. oh shit. i'm so happy that you told me these were not $1200 each as well. you thought it was $1200 each. i thought they were $1200 a vest. so i was like, i gotta start wearing it out. well, i mean, you didn't start wearing it since this morning. i did. i did start my stream wearing it. i've been wearing it all day. just cause one guy said it would be too hot.
1:07:35 fuck you. you don't know me. it's breezy. so how do the two korean guys get away with it if they if you can't sell? oh, it's just like a twitch thing? no, no, it's youtube and twitch. they couldn't monetize their videos, i'm sure. oh, that's fine. you play metric chameleon, it covers two videos. it's a good point. i have to think about it for one second. guys, we're not gonna finish this run.
1:08:22 no. we're gonna finish that. but if we beat one boss, i'm not too disappointed with us. we know, we got the purpose of the stream has been fulfilled. wait, was my dream true? what was your dream? what's your dream? i had a dream they changed the name of mecha chameleon to mucha chameleon because people couldn't pronounce it correctly. no, it was fake. i don't know. i guess i don't subscribe to like mecha chameleon daily. so i wouldn't know. mecha. mecha. mecha.
1:08:59 well, i remember the last movie i saw before toy story 5. it's an excellent chinese animated movie. ni sha tu? no, i don't even think that one's that good. journey to the west. i don't know what it's called. oh, journey to the west. have you seen it? no. in fact, i was actually excited because i've been watching a lot of movies that were in chinese and i was like, oh, learning mandarin is going to really help me out. then i realized every single one of them is in cantonese. they're all in cantonese. they didn't have to study raw.
1:09:35 what do you mean? wait, wait, wait. they're all in cantonese. yeah. yeah, they should have the option to change. no, i mean like the native language of the film is in cantonese.
1:09:44 no, but you should be able to change it because that's why... i'm not gonna watch in the mood for love in cantonese dubbed into mandarin with english subtitles. it's just so that was crazy. majority of chinese medias, they actually... the actors and actresses, they don't actually record their voices on stage. well, this is some... i'm not besmirching the chinese film industry, but we're talking about some serious old tourists here.
1:10:12 we're talking about 1 car y, we're talking about sammo hung, we're not talking about a new fan bing bing version of the meg 3 just came out, okay? we're talking about some serious keynote. in that case it might not. if it's old, then maybe not. it's not old, it came out in 2001.
1:10:32 look, i have a great one for you. it's nobody 2025 film animated in mandarin chinese, not cantonese. bob odenkirk, bob odenkirk is john wick. they met, they messed with his family and now they're going to pay. he didn't do that bad in it either. and they made another one, i think where he like goes to the beach and they messed with his, they done messed with the wrong vacationer. i'll tell you what. i feel so good. i honestly feel like, i feel like a normal human being.
1:11:09 like i'm honestly going i feel like i can't think. are you ready for this? i'm not sure which actor you're talking about. no, no, i can picture his face. i just don't know his name. i think it's fixing me. i think the vibration it's vibrating me back to normal. is that how you talk on camera? i'm depersonalizing. you're becoming normal? then you're becoming like less funny than me. it's killing him. it's killing him. i'm not waking this dude up.
1:11:49 you guys are gonna break your damn swords. all right, i will not wake him up either. have you guys seen the new episode of love island? who the fuck said that? what? who the hell said that? are you doing like a stand up now? well, kinda, yeah. this is the first time i have to turn it down. it literally does not bother me at all. i could sleep through this. that's crazy. maybe you should just wear it all the time. i'm starting to think that might be the move.
1:12:34 it is enhancing you actually. imagine you're hooked up and playing your dolls. oh, with the dolls, not like with dolls. no, no, dolls. i mean, i would probably i would say i'd probably be like, wow, the connections is really hard today. i'd probably become one of those people who lives like
1:13:02 you're like, really? why is the most popular search trend today wordle answer? i think i would be like, oh, i get it now. a norman. mm hmm. and there's nothing wrong with that probably. i thought about throwing the stone potion to you, ryan. it just makes me, it's literally a buff. i thought about it. i sit here and i'll tell you with full honesty, i feel like i am parking
1:13:35 in a packed costco and the radio is turned to the loudest it can possibly be. you're overstimulated. yeah, yeah, you're overstimulated. and there's somebody waving their hands outside the car. and i don't know what it means. i don't know if that's for me.
1:13:51 i think that's normal because that's how i feel too. well, you know what's crazy? you know what? because what you and you and the rest of you don't understand about being a guy like me is that's what is normal to us. that's what normal life feels like. to diverse guys. yeah, exactly. the guys who are ambiguously neurodivergent because we haven't gotten the results yet.
1:14:15 when do you get the results? i haven't done the test yet. i imagine you probably have to do the test first and then after that... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be dope. well, that makes sense. i think it's more about the sound of the vibration than actual vibration. just going like... in my ear. mine's the vibration for sure. i have to wait for it to end to form my thought, then i can say it. it's like a speech jammer. yes. that's crazy. you guys are weird.
1:14:56 walks away on a sit toss. but for real. it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old will be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah. he does. librarian, pull up the video of helping them move the mahjong table.
1:15:25 dude, that thing actually has so many views. it's actually disgusting. i am disgusted by the internet. i think it actually has like 100,000 views just... and then it was my stream and has nothing to do with riot's cows and now it's everything about the cows. i will say by the way, ludwig did see me in person but i was wearing bootcut that day. they were oversized so there's no way he could have known. it's not his fault.
1:15:50 i mean even if it's bootcut isn't it just like a skinny cheese? well bootcut is a little bit of like a slim boot for a guy like me but... yeah it's like a it's already... i don't i have never seen you wearing like baggy cheese it's all always becomes like a skinny cheese. it has 150,000 views! dude! oh my god! that's really funny.
1:16:22 i should have worn, you know, a nice outfit. and then maybe i will get one or two comments about my legs instead of me wearing like sweatpants. somebody walked in, i almost killed myself. i couldn't handle it. there's no coming back from that. i couldn't. i was panicking. oh, i'm about to get hit crazy. what do you mean i'm doing three? yeah, he's taking away all our strength, but check this out.
1:16:55 we live through this turn he's dead. wait. i'm 100% gonna die to do my own doom i have 10 hp. do i love this? i did the math. no. oh no, is everyone gonna die good no, i'm gonna die. you're gonna live kate you're gonna live. oh, i'm gonna live to look at that hero all right. let's watch this clip. it's really just a picture of you picking up a table wow oh
1:17:36 we are here doing the most. jeez, you even lift on your tippy toes. mm hmm. i don't know. your death reform has to be insane. i can't get lower. the only way i can get down on my heels in like a standing position with my knees bent is literally with a squat bar on my back with weight on it. then it like it gives me just enough resistance to make me get lower. but if i have no weight on my shoulders, i can't get lower. i didn't say he's watching it on his stream. it looks like you have implants in your calves.
1:18:07 that's just what they're like, man. it was great. look, i'm flabbergasted. you got two melons in there. they're almost like it's too much. there's nothing you could do about it. show off. oh, this was interesting. this was... i took it off. guys, can i come clean? i took it off. just now though. you took off the vest? yes. it's really that bothersome?
1:18:37 like, i think it's my nervous system. because i have it on for every sound effect. yeah. you must too though. yeah. it's just another it's killing me. bro, this is just what it's like to be at the mall. oh my gosh. i would hate the mall. now you're getting it. i think it's hate the mall. hate the mall. but for some reason, obsessed with disneyland, which is very, very interesting. no, no, no. not you. not you. you.
1:19:10 no, no, i was just making a genre of joke, i suppose. i see, i see. well, i guess i'll take it off too. time to go back to being fucked up. this was fun. it's nice to feel like a normal person for a little bit. bring it with you. bring it with you for the day. bring it with you, ryan. keep it on. see how you feel. i'll sing the song so that the vest will keep on vibrating for you. are you sweaty under yours? not at all. not me. like dryer. dryer than normal. dryer than i've ever been.
1:19:50 are you are you sweaty? i'm sweaty. holy cow. maybe because it's hot. the only time i've ever felt like this is when i got a tattoo. damn, maybe i should get tatted up. you might love the process of a tattoo. you would also look crazy with a sleeve. you would change lives.
1:20:12 there's a lot of people rocking that look around here. and down there, i assume. ryan cannot have tattoos. he's already getting side eyed from the officers at the airport. that's true. yeah, the rcmp doesn't like me. i actually have to save him. they don't like me. i'm getting pulled aside on the flights to japan.
1:20:35 like almost all the time. wait, by canadian equivalent of tsa? canadian equivalent of the fbi. are fbi's people supposed to be secret? they're just sitting there? it's our royal canadian mounted police. i don't know why, but two times i've flown to japan and there's been officers at the gate that are like, we just want to ask you some questions.
1:21:01 and i have to help him. he's like, he's my husband. he's my husband. we're together. and then the officer, they just go, all right, all right. you got an asian wife. you can go. they literally might just be fans. it's possible. that's not the look that you were giving them. when you were called over, the face that you were having was not, it was 100% panic. you should have had the vest on. yeah. then they'd ask you a lot more questions. you get on the plane with that vest, the dial starts spinning in colors. oh man.
1:21:32 i'm listening to megalovania. oh shit well this was good um what do you want to do with these vests kate? the possibility is limitless in my opinion. i'll reboot this weekend and then my driver will work
1:21:50 i mean you gotta at least run it on cs2. look that's the real solution. i mean see... we gotta start putting in... no, no i think more fun in minecraft more so than cs. i would get too scared. no, because you want to get shot. you want to get shot and feel where you got shot. yes exactly. but what if i shoot you? well then... we have to find out. yeah. but in minecraft... plus as we've already established if i put my vest on i'd get a lot worse in minecraft.
1:22:18 oh my god, what if you put the vest on in cs2 and you can actually shoot somebody? could you imagine? wait, that's not nice ludwig. you can't say that. no, i've watched him play. i can say it. could you imagine though? with the op in his hands, he's electric. oh man. yeah, cs2 would go crazy. i'm adding spikes to mine. do it and then if you don't get banned, maybe we'll do that too. dang clancy be damned.
1:22:49 if you don't get banned. i think on youtube you will not get banned. you just won't be able to monetize the video. i don't think you'd get banned. and to be absolutely safe, i put spikes in it and i play while driving and then i'm for sure not getting banned. oh no. alright, well i'm out of here. this was a one of a kind unique experience without a doubt.
1:23:16 guys, i'll come clean to you. this is horrible for me. i still feel like my brain's buzzing. i loved it and i love it even more because you don't like it at all. oh, that's not that stuff, ryan. because you don't appreciate it, i appreciate it even more. no, that makes sense to me. you're okay with that. it's like amelie. i haven't seen that one. and that's why i like it even more. chiblee, can you translate for me? we gotta get sweets in it too. he literally dodged because he was scared.
1:23:48 i think he actually got his vest though. he'll do the cs2 one. he would love to. imagine.
1:23:55 we will do this. but then the thing is, i would like it if my enemy wears the vest. you know what i mean? so that they feel the pain whenever i shoot. not me getting shot. you're saying we need to buy six more vests so we can do 5v5 with the modded vests on. and there's another win condition because the team could just resign if the players start to... if they take too much damage.
1:24:23 mm hmm. oh, i can't i can't i can't do it anymore yeah, once once you unzip the vest then you're out so we set up a 5v5 in house with all your enemies and then we have them. yeah, that works