Steph doesn't know ball... (Golf Challenge w⧸ Dan Gheesling)

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0:00 before we tee off here, ryan gary, give me your honest percentage chance of winning the entire thing. let me break it down into the basics. i think i have a good chance of winning mini golf because i played so much golf with your friends. i think i have absolutely no idea about pga. let's say i'm 40, 60 in pga and i think i'm probably 65, 35 at this golf masters just because you just got it today.
0:26 so i give myself a 58% chance of winning the whole thing. how about you? yeah, i feel like pga i should win. i don't want to talk during your backswing. this is the first shot i've taken in this game in three years. so this will be interesting. okay. serving a little curve. you know what? i know what i got. i know what i got. tactically touch the rough so that you don't overrun the fairway.
0:58 and look at that quick unrelated unrelated question i know who orson wells is but what is steak off hovary that is a french preparation of steak in a in a peppercorn sauce uh have you had how do you know what that is it's from a well i mean it's it's from reality but also it's a reference to the orson wells film f is for fake from 1973 it's his last theatrical motion picture
1:26 in a movie that's like a pseudo documentary, is kind of a mockumentary, he's talking to the camera while eating at a restaurant and then just out of nowhere he holds his dish up to the server. you know, the cameras are still rolling and he goes, you can take this away and bring me the steak au poivre. and it's just such an aura rich moment that i felt it had to be immortalized. so you're saying orson welles in the 50s did the first mukbang.
1:56 yes, she the first the first mukbang. wait, is it called mukbang or mukbang? it's okay. i do like mukbang pro baby that's got a certain. it's got a certain gravitas to it. yes, it's mukbang. the b a n g in korean is a like an o sound in english.
2:16 but like i saw someone in streamer you say that they're they're gonna do $100,000 mukbang. so is that something different? they probably also don't know how it's pronounced. but the thing is, it's the same in maybe in north america, you would get its languages about being able to understand what people are trying to say, right? so if you say mukbang, and people go, what's that? it sounds like you're smoking like dirt. it sounds like you're smoking a pipe full of dirt.
2:43 then that's nothing but if they understand what mukbang is then fair enough man speaking of dirt what's on your what's on your right leg right now i think if you encountered like a door in the forest that requires a password you enter those three symbols in order and then you get to speak to the forest guardian find the location of the of the the fairy bottle what's it like being you man like how does that just pop into your head well you're you're serving up
3:13 oh, you're serving up questions. and i gotta, i gotta come up with the answer. it's just improv. but like there was no, like, is there, is your electronic impulse in your brain stronger than the average person?
3:28 i wouldn't possibly know how to answer that. that's one i don't want a yes end because the optics of it are not good. okay. learn how to putt, steph. he's so bad at getting the ball in the hole. everyone knows that about steph curry. he's only good at long range. at short range, he can't do it. he can't do it, man. all right. good first hole. good first hole.
3:58 so we're not playing, we're playing whole play, not stroke play. yes. that makes sense. in case like one of us it makes sense to me. this must be on the weekend then. i didn't mean it like that. that's good stuff. all right, steph. all right, check this out.
4:30 very fast. i thought that would be good. i thought it would be good to swing the club faster.
4:36 okay, this is a truthful question and i'm going to think of an answer myself. what sport do you think you could beat steph curry in actually in real life? what sport could i beat steph curry in in real life? okay, i'm thinking about it because the original guess would be cycling just because i probably got more time in it but i mean with basketball you got some great cardio. he's got a more appropriate kinematics for cycling as well. he's a little bit taller
5:05 so i wouldn't necessarily think that it's a shoo in, but i might have a chance. apart from that, i mean, yeah, maybe like a sport that isn't really a sport, like bowling. bowling, i might have a good chance. or do i do something? do i go like air hockey because i got to get him out of the spherical sports?
5:25 because if i'm bowling, i mean he spends all day with a ball that's basically very, very similar to a basketball at least in terms of its size. so i feel like he's got to have accidentally built some structures in his brain that would be good at bowling. okay, so we're crossing things off the list. i'm going to say
5:49 hmm i gotta think about it. has he suffered any injuries recently? is there anything that would render him like unable to participate in a sport maybe? i believe out of all the sports out there, there's at least one individual sport that's different that we could each beat them in. okay what do you think for you? magic the gathering.
6:14 we're using like a very liberal definition of the word sport. okay. what discipline of magic the gathering? like sealed or are we talking about something where you're going to come in with a deck that you've already optimized and he's just going to be buying packs at the store? sealed, sealed for sure. even playing field. okay, okay. all right. wait, this is an important moment for me. and for steph.
6:49 it's getting there. look at that. we're all square. nice. nice. even simple as that. i well, okay, first off, maybe basketball on a good day. short of basketball. i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with air hockey. i think i could beat steph curry in air hockey for 40 racks would even show up for 40 racks. i feel like we'd have to
7:21 isn't he partnered with some chinese shoe brand now? he's getting paid like $108 million a year. what's the name of the brand? i have absolutely no idea, to be honest. but i thought he's did you ever hear the story about he was supposed to sign with nike? he ended up signing with under armour. but he went into the nike meeting and they pronounced him. hey, steven, come take a seat. we're going to give you this presentation. that was the first thing i said to him. and then he was out at that moment. that was it gone. that's crazy. it reminds me of
7:52 you know, shonda rhimes is the, like, grey's anatomy creator. yeah. so she was with abc forever for, like, grey's anatomy and stuff like that, which is a disney company. and part of the perk of that is that she could basically go to disneyland for free and take whoever she wanted. and then when she was negotiating for, like, who was going to... what network she was gonna go to for her next show... sorry, let me take this drive real quick. i mean, this approach shot.
8:22 she tried to go to disneyland and like her credentials didn't work. holy cow. and then she called disney and they were like, well, you're not signed with us, so we're not going to let you go into disneyland for free. like you've got to pay for yourself and everyone that's with you. and then she went like, okay, i'm going with netflix or whatever. tried to like a nickel and dime on this like multi hundred million dollar deal and just blew it before they even got into the negotiating room.
8:51 over what's a ticket to disney world like 20 bucks? no, i mean, it's like maybe a hundred and fifty bucks, but it's you know the drop in the bucket exactly you're dealing with orders of magnitude here. that's crazy has anyone ever blown a sponsored deal with you because they called you a different name? no, that's never happened but i think the ones that would be most likely to happen get declined before they make it to the can we get on a quick call phase? oh
9:21 at this stage in your life, are you hopping on a call with a sponsor? or anything? well listen, i don't like to get into the weeds on this because it sounds really bad. but it is a factor in taking a deal.
9:37 like if you had two opportunities in front of you that were otherwise the same and one of them was like, you gotta hop on a quick call. i mean, it's obvious you're going with the other one. but yeah, i'll jump through some hoops. i've emptied the shelf behind me of stuff that could, i've taken my family photos down from behind me so that certain companies didn't think that they were third party ip and thus make me refilm the whole segment.
10:06 what? really? i didn't know that that's a request that now we got to chat. we got to figure it out. chat. chat. i'm not gonna ask you what what sponsorship it was because it puts you in an awkward position. i already said it 10 times. it was any time i've done something.
10:27 well, it was like capcom through nintendo for resident evil. and they were like, well, the client is very concerned about third party ip appearing in the background. so we recommend you take down like, even the stuff that is not third party ip behind you just clean shelf. so you know, if you ever see an empty shelf behind me, you know, we're playing a capcom game on nintendo switch later that day. 100%.
10:53 did you just put all the items in the slot pile? what did you do with them? where the hell am i, man? i'm on top of two watermelons. what's going on here? i literally just moved into a corner of my office that the camera can't see so it looked like total garbage, but those aren't two watermelons. hi o. you ever seen planes, trains, and automobiles? of course. those aren't pillows.
11:22 all right, time to get out of the bunk. this is for par. this could be big for me. that felt very slow. i'm not gonna lie to you that felt very. this is for bogey. that felt a little fast. there it is. hey, we made it. nice shot.
11:53 so the orson welles movie, what's it called? f for fake. f for fake. yeah. is that part of the ryan gary peloton criterion collection that you watched? absolutely it was. yeah, yeah. so you remember our buddy wolves at my door? of course. he stopped going on social media, completely everything, and he started movie logging. yeah. instead of like doomscrolling, but like he has watched a ton of movies. since you've
12:21 switch to that met on peloton how many movies you think you've logged uh why in 2026 i've logged like 101 or 102 movies that's pretty amazing but honestly i was i was telling my own peloton discord
12:40 it's like one of those things where you're like, okay, i wanna watch some movies. so you get some momentum, but then you're like, now i wanna watch 100 movies in 2026 and then rank them on stream. and it became kind of like a job. i was like, i gotta lock in and on the next 10 rides, i've gotta watch 10 movies so that i can make it in time before we go away so i can do the video, so i can post the video, etc, etc. so now i'm taking it at a more leisurely pace.
13:07 so you turned something you really enjoyed into content and it became not fun? not content necessarily, but i was like, i wasn't like, oh, i'm as excited as i used to be to get on the bike and watch a great movie. instead it was like, let's knock this one out today. got it. and then do you have source material that you go to for movie selection? i mean, the criterion channel kind of like curates it, to be honest with you. most of the stuff they add is at least interesting.
13:36 not always. great. is it a subscription service or like a? it is, yeah. but like, they're taking a different approach to something like netflix where they're like, what if we added like, for 50, 60 shows a month that nobody wants to watch? what if we added like 20 movies a month that like people might actually like to see in our good?
14:02 okay. the only thing is like none of them have like frank grillo in them or like there's not a whole lot of like john bernthal content going on in the criterion collection. what are you trying to say about johnny? you didn't like him in the walking dead? i haven't seen odyssey yet and i honestly i think he would play a great agamemnon. i think you would be inspired as agamemnon but... well that one wasn't super clean. i would like to think that john bernthal has been in one
14:32 four out of five movie. i think he's been in a four and a half out of five. i haven't seen the odyssey just to state but he's in sicario. sicario is a great movie. oh yeah that is good with burt reynolds. burt reynolds, john c. reilly, philip seymour hoffman, william h. macy, thomas jane. that was a great approach man. thanks thanks thanks. so what has been your
15:01 not your number one movie. what has been like a sleeper that criterion dealt up to you that you were like jaw dropped at it? or does that ruin your video? well, that's already been made ages ago. but i'm gonna flip it around and say last night i watched the lego movie with my kid. pretty good movie. you ever see the lego movie? i did, but i fell asleep during it. i think that's valid because sleep is also important. but if the movie is too zoomer,
15:34 like, it puts me to sleep. to zoomer being like, because it's very rapid fire with its like, the stimulation is high. there's no plot development, there's no twist, there's no turns, there's no dialogue, there's nothing to get me invested in the little yellow figures, you know what i mean? i'll say that that's a little crazy to say as someone who fell asleep during the movie. because how would you know? and there is a twist in the movie. lord business is the kid's dad, bro.
16:04 lord business is the kid's dad, but you already knew that because lord business is voiced by will ferrell and then you see will ferrell come down the stairs and you're like oh shit. and you think lord business is talking to a grander trope in the movie? i, well to be honest the real world stuff in the lego movie didn't really work that well for me but the rest of it i thought was cute and reasonably fun.
16:28 well, talk about lack of development in little yellow characters. i also took my family to see monsters and minions. right, minions and monsters, but that's fine. yes, and outside of seeing george lucas trapped in a glass cage. which we should add happens 90 seconds into the movie. that was the best part of the movie because my question was, did george sign off on that? or because he's a public figure, they just got to use him?
16:57 i bet he signed off on that. but he's not... they could have put anybody in there, right? but he's not with universal, he's with disney. he's not with anybody, his star wars stuff is with disney. so do you think he did that as like a feuded disney? i would have, maybe they were just like, hey do you want to like read two lines in this kid's movie? and he was like, okay, i'd love to. it kind of sounds like that, right?
17:34 yeah, there's just like 100% more grumpier. well, i get it man. i'd be grumpy too. if you sold your life's work for 5 billion, why would you be grumpy?
17:48 well, because like you've spent your whole life with just like nerds bothering you about like stuff that i mean, i personally believe that i think george probably doesn't care that much who like bo katan's dad is or like, where was the darksaber during like return of the jedi or stuff like that. i think he's probably like sick of answering questions like that. nobody's asking him any questions about like american graffiti or anything.
18:15 well, here's the thing though. i'm gonna take the opposite approach. i think he misses being asked about that. i thought you made it. i think he misses being asked about bo katan's lost lightsaber because everything george lucas wrote about was something in his life. so bo katan's lost lightsaber was his hammer that he lost in eighth grade. you know what? like, so i feel like i think he misses that and misses control of that universe, which is why he's so grumpy. i don't, i disagree.
18:45 okay, well then let's take another person who sold all his work for five billion. notch. notch and george lucas, both grumpy. are we doing like a smoke circle? nightmare's blood rotation? i don't know. i mean, i think it's probably just the lifelong tale of you peace! sorry. this could be big. of money doesn't make you happy.
19:19 especially, well, i felt like that old guy on call for help. well, shoot. yeah, that can happen. i think it's one of the, obviously it helps, but if you have like a billion dollars and then you go to $5 billion, you probably would be like, i would be a lot happier if people would just like leave me alone. but going from like $1,000 to like a million dollars is gonna change your life like crazy.
19:48 oh this is my shot. i keep going, i don't have a leg tattoo. is that why you're off social media? yeah man, 100%. like stop bugging me and asking me about isaac. yeah so like what, hey i've got a new game that just came out on steam that you should play. i'm like, i just like, i can't be 40 years old just reading that like 100 times a day and that's like as good as it gets man.
20:15 what's the opposite end of it? oh, wait. did my friend decide what card to buy? hold it here. have you ever hit a stroke that didn't say fast or slow in this game? i don't even look at that. i go off feel. fair enough. because you don't get that in real life. no, not at all. exactly. actually, i played golf for the first time in real life yesterday and... for the first time ever.
20:49 for the first no for the first time in the year oh okay the first time i played 18 holes were after the 11th hole i was still excited to play normally after like 10 holes i'm like this is boring get me out of here you want to know the difference mm hmm i played with what an approach what an approach that's a safe shot
21:16 all right, here's his second shot. actually, i was gonna say the people i was playing with, but two high nunes did make the difference. dan, you are wearing a high noon outfit right now. that rope hat with that kind of golf shirt, that is a high noon outfit. all you need are some socks that have like some pineapples or like a popsicle on them or something like that.
21:37 the guy who's playing with red, white and blue popsicles on his golf balls. 100%. how did you know? i've been on a disney cruiser too, man. i know what americans in their 40s are dressing like. oh, nice putt. that's in.
21:59 laser beam. oh! um, ask me offline. ask me about, um, i left my wedge, but i can't tell you about it out, like here, but just send me a dm. you'll appreciate. oh, i lost my wedge on the course. oh! alright.
22:21 can i ask you if it's a is it a happy gilmore type situation where you throw it into the woods or something like that no, there was a good bit. i'd use it. it's just it's it's you would just appreciate cuz it's like a little bit of a flex but it's a flex and something you care about i know it's that's a bit it's very vague posting. but anyways, i'll ask you about it after that's fine. yeah did i
22:49 i don't want to put your information on blast, but did i read that you're getting into physical disc golf? that's the hope. i did after playing disc golf masters. here's they let me take my shot and then i'll spin you a yarn. i became enamored with the idea of physical disc golf because it seems like a sport that you can do when you take your kid to the park, which is a big part of my like off camera life. and it instead of setting up
23:20 every other sport which has been taken over by like dentists and just getting started in the sport is like a three to four figure buy in. there's no course fees for disc golf, at least at public parks. and i bought a three disc starter set for like 50 bucks or something like that. and even that people were like, you do not even have to do that. but i was like, all right, i want it. but i want to make sure i'm getting started right. they were like, you could just get one putter and go nuts. but
23:48 either way, it just seems like chill, low barrier to entry sport that i might get the time to play. and then in true, this point in our lives fashion, i have not even come close to having any time to play. but it could happen at some point.
24:08 just because i'm ignorant about disc golf and before your chat, so she's ignorant about a lot of things so is it like you take your daughter to the park and she's playing on the swings and stuff? and then there's a disc golf game going around the park while you take her with you to play you'd have to you'd have to take her around with you because some of the courses are like you know 200 or 300 feet. so i mean, i guess it depends on
24:33 like how confident you are in your kids ability to be independent. got it. okay. i see what you're saying. i don't really want to be 300 feet away from my five year old right now, but i like 30 feet, 30 feet. sure.
24:53 i'm just watching that putt. so, okay, so, and i want as a disc golf connoisseur like yourself, you nailed the stereotype of a modern day golfer, right? like ropat, etc, etc. what is this stereotype that's not going to get you canceled of a disc golfer? mustache and drinks an ipa? no, probably like drinks a non alcoholic athletic, but looks like the kind of person that would be blocking your way up packs with a huge backpack.
25:24 i don't know how else to say it on. i don't know how else to say it. the kind of person that would come to packs with a huge backpack on it, like six loads of bread in the backpack. which is fine. it could be worse. it could be worse. the heck was this man? well, are you concerned? i feel like if you played golf, your
25:55 you're not gonna get bothered if you're going out and playing disc golf, that is your audience. like don't you feel like you're gonna get bothered? i well, i think there's a false dilemma here. i don't get bothered being recognized in public. most of the people who recognize me are very nice and polite. and it's not like i'm you're i think you're drastically overestimating my most of the people who bother me online are annoying as fuck. in real life, most of the people who say hi to me or go like, are you a youtuber? they're they're very nice and well adjusted.
26:24 online it's annoying because people are emboldened by the pseudonymity of it. but in real life when you got your face to face and you can put a face to a name, people are much more cordial. have you ever done unbanned requests? i think it's bad to do it on stream, to be honest with you. why? because i think it just makes people, it incentivizes a certain percentage of chat to get banned to eventually be in on ban requests on stream.
26:59 and also, especially and i think i'm very atypical, at least in the current state of twitch in this, i feel like the industry is kind of like becoming this
27:12 what's an astronomical term for something that is collapsing under its own gravity? like we're supposed to be, for safety reasons, i feel like we're supposed to be minimizing the amount of parasociality out there and yet every single stream over time just trends in the direction of being less about anything except for itself.
27:36 all streams are just becoming, let's recap the drama from the previous stream, sew some drama for the next stream, do a little bit of clip farming, react to some other drama that's happening on other streams, etc, etc. so all this like i don't really get excited about the idea of making content about the content. i find that i like this is this is an escape from that i think.
28:00 i would rather produce something that kind of stands on its own because i know like it just strikes me as i don't know. i don't want to cultivate the kind of audience that is like really concerned how the sausage is made. i just want them to be like, i feel like i could go for a sausage today.
28:15 got it. i see what you're saying. but like, so you you make the sausage for other people to look and point at they want to point at your sausage, right? yeah. i suppose you don't you want to point at someone else's if they cover their mouths if they laugh if they if they gasp any any reactions okay when you point in sausage okay, i get what you're saying. yeah, i mean like i watched
28:41 mmm, i watched probably 10 minutes of streamer you and then i watched like what i was gonna watch 15 minutes of ludwig's talk and watching five hours of it. but anyways, the 10 minutes i did see of streamer you it was a girl walking in a hallway and a dude through hot sauce at her and then i turned it off. i
29:03 that's pretty good. that's what i want to see more of. what i don't want to see is recapping the hot sauce incident. was it okay to throw the hot sauce or not? more original singular content like that is what i'm looking for. but i felt bad. like i saw that i'm like, it wasn't planned. it was like,
29:34 it sounds funny but it wasn't. i mean it's the kind of thing that's like it would be funny if someone said imagine if i just dumped a bunch of hot sauce on you right now but when it actually happens you go oh wait like i feel really bad for this person right now they're covered in hot sauce. someone in chat said katie got caught slipping what do you mean? kato caught slipping straight mustard face yeah.
30:03 going with the five wood on this one no i think you're you're definitely the outlier in twitch that like you create the stream not the react well you you know you don't react to anything well sometimes i'll react to like an old canadian music video or something like that but like otherwise i don't know i just find it like uninteresting but that's obviously i'm uh atypical in the sense that it seems like i was gonna put it on the viewers but it seems like even the streamers are like
30:33 yeah, making content is cool. but like the coolest thing is like responding to a question about how the contents made, which i have a certain ability to talk about. but at some point, it's just like, i just don't care. like at this, because i don't want to like, do that. i'm not in b2b sales, right? i'm not like streamer to streamer sales. i don't want to sell a piece of firmware to a streamer to make their streaming easier. i want to stream i want to stream not sell courses.
31:01 so if you're not in b2b, you're in b2c? yeah, yeah. okay. but you don't like talking about b2b or b2c? i just find it... what more can you say about being a streamer? it's been said a thousand times over. has it, though? i think so. i'll talk about it with you in the back. well, the other reason i don't like talking about it is i had your stream up for a little bit when you were watching the streamer you stuff.
31:38 and then i was like always watching streameru, like i just it's not in my wheelhouse. but seeing all the people in chat who are not streamers be like, yeah, this is how streaming works. you should do this. you should do that. i was just like, it's so like, to me, it feels like one of those things that's like, it feels good to give advice and it feels like you're doing something productive, but it's not necessarily like the most efficient use of everybody's time, i guess is what i'm saying.
32:12 no, so people were getting mad when i was watching it like can you just play games? can you just play games and i'm like i get it, you know you don't want me to watch react to learning but also he dropped some gems in it, you know. yeah, i believe that i mean ludwig's a he's a smart guy and then he did he did message me and not to put the dms on blast, but he said sorry. i called uh your viewers
32:37 30 year old people on the spectrum with nine to five jobs. and i said, that's fine. but are you apologizing to them? or are you apologizing to me? and what did you really respond? did you do? did you type a message? it's like the hidden discord message where you got to like click over it to reveal it. and it says you're not wrong. no, no, it's exactly what i said.
33:07 i'm only 29! someone in chat says the spectrum peeps watch nl, the adhd ones watch dan. to each their own. there's a place for everyone. alright, lock in. whatever ails you, we got the medicine. i did like when all three of your kids came into your office. i guess it was on monday and then
33:36 your oldest son took the microphone and went lebron james. i'm glad that lebron james stim has made it to generation alpha because lebron's getting pretty up there these days he might he might only have a season or two left in him. i knew i was cooked when my oldest son he's like hey dad i got something for your soundboard and i go what he goes just just trust me on this one
34:06 and he told me to go to youtube and type in f a h h sound. it's become a crowd favorite i gotta say man and it's because of him man. i know that one. it's like that. damn what an appearance. all right, if this next part. he's gonna go three up. i gotta say i am looking forward to disco.
34:45 well i mean this is the one i should win. i should win. did you play a lot of this game? yeah i mean in 20s i felt like we played a lot of this game together. you don't remember playing? i think it's one of those things that like i was still trying to settle into like
35:01 the way that parenting worked for me, i feel like i'm in a groove now. but it wasn't like within three years you got used to having a kid. it was like at the end of one year you'd be like, oh, i'm used to having a zero year old and then your kids won and it's a whole different ballgame. and then you're like, okay, i'm used to like what a one year old is all about and then she turns two and you're like, oh, it's a whole different ballgame again.
35:21 now, four and five have been variations on a theme. so i feel like now i can remember, oh, that was 2024. that was earlier in 2026. that was mid 2025. but 2020 to 2023, our memory hold to the extreme. completely gone. don't you feel like
35:45 in the video game of life, as your kids get older, the difficulty on parenting decreases. yes, i actually do. and i feel bad because the number one thing people say, well, not that they say a lot of things, but they're like, oh, like, are you worried about when she gets she's going to be a teenager? and you're like, yeah, you're kind of like worried about it. but at the same time, like, what about when she was like two, man?
36:13 what about when she was two and you couldn't do anything because if you took your eyes off her for three seconds like she would throw herself down the staircase or try to like eat a battery or something like that. so it's like a different kind of difficult for sure.
36:29 so i think it's easier. and also the other thing is like a broader spectrum activities open up. like when your kid is like one, it's really like daddy daughter time at the library and you're singing wheels on the bus for 45 minutes. and the thing that's most messed up is you're going,
36:46 this sucks this sucks this sucks that it's only 45 minutes i wish this could be three hours because it's giving me an excuse to get out of the house why is daddy daughter time at the library only 45 minutes once a week and then you wake up and it's over did i ever tell you the battery story i don't think so the kid i grew up so there were these i was growing up and
37:15 my sister's older and she had two friends that were twin boys. and one of them was really smart, and one of them was the opposite of really smart. so one day they were and that's interesting in and of itself.
37:27 one day the twins were home alone at their house and one of them's like, i wonder what's in a battery. so then he took a nine volt battery into the garage and put it into a vice. i think you have told me this, but i want to hear it again.
37:47 the powder that was in the battery all around his eyes so he showed up to school the next day with like copper oxide
38:10 so i thought in a 9 volt if you took the top off the 9 volt it was just a bunch of little batteries in there i thought like inside a 9 volt was just like 10 watch batteries or something i don't know but i just know he came to school with that was the story because i asked my mom and even i think i was like 8 at the time. i'm like mom. why would you be the battery with a baseball bat? she's like, i don't know dan. i don't know oh
38:41 so know anyone in the watching or listening this, you don't need to find out what's inside of a battery. we just told you. but also i bet there's probably a youtube video on it too. smashing batteries. there has to be. can i say to this day, there's almost no worse feeling than going to replace the batteries in something. and when you're, you take the battery pack off and you're going, please, no, no, no, no. triple a's, triple a's in a double a world. you want me to be using triple a's?
39:14 you know what solves all that battery daddy? the bat all the battery daddy? yes, i have one. i have one and i actively replenish it before it ends because it's very satisfying opening up a box of batteries from amazon and putting every one of the batteries into its individual slot. i could totally see that interesting choice of words.
39:40 do you have do you have a battery drawer? where do you store your batteries? we have a we have a drawer with the packages of the batteries in them. and we grabbed those out of the packages as needed. is it a slop drawer? yeah. like, you had to mail something once 10 years ago. so now you bought like 20 envelopes. so there's just 19 envelopes sitting in there.
40:05 yeah, but you might have changed my life with the battery, daddy. cuz when you were describing it, that's how i feel when sometimes you get home and you open the front door and there's like six amazon boxes. and for a second you're a little ben affleck, right? but then i remember, two or three years ago my wife got me
40:26 a rotary, an electric rotary saw that you just hold in your hand and all you do is line it up on the seams of the cardboard box and squeeze the handle and it goes, and it like races down the seam of the cardboard. so one cut turns the box into like a flat and then just, and then you've got like six perfectly square or rectangular pieces of cardboard that fits so nicely in the recycle bin.
40:57 that's amazing. is it do you? what surface do you cut the boxes on? oh, you know, on the marble countertops and stuff like that. really? yeah. doesn't it mess up the counters? no, because it's like you don't have to push it into the counter. you just you hold the box freehand and then just run the saw down it. it's not it's it's it's not a dangerous saw. it's like using i don't know like a safer exacto knife.
41:25 is it a power tool? yeah, but it's like an electric, like it has a battery in it. so you charge it up the same way you charge up like an electric razor. what is the primary? it sounds like an amazing case use for that tool. but what is its primary usage in the real world? i think it might be breaking down boxes, honestly. i think if you work at like a grocery store or something like that, they might give you one so you can break down all the boxes you get there and then load them up in their recycler or something like that in their in their dumpster.
41:56 you may have just changed my life because... dude, it's actually so good. i just, what i do is i aff... like i get a box from amazon. i... whatever's in it, it stays open and i just throw it in a slot pile in the garage. see that? i was gonna say, i feel so much superiority over my neighbors when they have their garage doors open and i drive by and their car is parked like all messed up on the street. bird poop and stuff covering it, leaves, pollen and then inside of their garage like that's the amazon graveyard.
42:27 they need they need a lottery saw bro. what i do is just because i don't want to spend the time when it's like garbage day, i will just jump on the boxes to flatten them. i know the the thrill of jumping on the box. but i'm telling you in all sincerity, the rotary saw is even faster.
42:46 it's faster than jumping. and also sometimes you jump on a box that is stronger than you expect and it kind of screws up your ankle. or instead of breaking at the corner, it breaks next to the corner so you have a very irregular piece of cardboard to put in the recycling.
43:02 no, it sounds amazing. anytime i have an excuse to use a power tool, i use it. it's good. did i ever tell you about the time i had to cut down a tree? no. so i use, and i always get made fun of, but apparently in like dad life and homeowner life, there's a tier list of power tools. okay. and so apparently i just like the color of them, so i bought them, but i use ryobi because it's neon green. so i have it as well, but that's a low tier buy.
43:30 yeah, but it's like according to who? i think according to people who actually use them.
43:38 so i had to cut a tree down and i called someone and they're like, yeah, it's gonna be like a grand. i'm like, i can do this. i can do this. so i went to home depot and i bought a ryobi electric chainsaw. okay. and did you buy it because it has the you can use the battery from the mower and the weed whacker and you could put that right into the chainsaw? yeah, so i got the weed whacker. so like, it only makes sense. it's like we keep it in the family. right? you're in the system.
44:08 so i beat, i'm like on my way out and like the guy who sold me the chainsaw was like running after me with this bottle. he's like, hey, here's a bottle of oil you have to put in the chainsaw. and like in my head, i'm like, yeah, right. like this guy's just trying to upsell me.
44:28 because i'm like, that's why it's electric. it doesn't need oil, right? like if it was a gas powered chainsaw, i was like, okay, i think there's two different, uh, two different types of oil. i see what you're saying. like you're thinking of engine oil. yeah. that would like keep the pistons lubricated. this is more like, um, you know, lubrication for the teeth of the chainsaw to keep moving. well, i think
44:55 yeah, so i was like, yeah, yeah, whatever. like, so i didn't do it, but i may have died because what happened, i ended up buying, if i did, i went on amazon and i bought like full length
45:11 chainsaw gear, helmet, pants that... forerunner? so i was covered but like when i started it without the oil i'm like okay something's not right but let's just let it go and then it would like keep kicking back and getting caught in the wood so i actually went back and got the oil but in full disclosure have you ever used a chainsaw? no.
45:38 it's probably like what you're talking about, the boxes, but you feel like a caveman when you're done. it's the best feeling to destroy nature that needs to be destroyed. you know what i mean? i believe that. i can understand that. it is! it's like, i didn't enjoy destroying nature, but when you have to, it feels good.
46:02 mean, you know sometimes trees get old or something like that. you got to cut them down before they fall in your house exactly as what arborists are probably the people who cut down trees the most bro so on the i can't say too much about it, but there was a guy on destination x that he is a
46:26 world where he's a famous botanist. okay, but he's but he's like you and me. he's like not old. and he's he's entertaining and engaging. but like the way you feel about well, what is something you really like? i was gonna say isaac but that doesn't count. what's something like you? what's something you're an expert in? there's just so many things.
46:57 there's so many things that i'm thinking of that are coming to mind right now. i just i'm gonna have to get back to you because there's just i have to it's when you have to cut down a lot of possibilities to pick the one that answers your question perfectly. see you again around here real soon though.
47:19 think about that. but good game. i'm going to be honest. this went a little bit easier than i thought. i won the first leg. we got five gifted on the line, but now we're entering in your domain. i won pga. now i'm entering in your domain. what do they call disc golf? not the lynx. what do they call it? it's a whole ball of wax. for one thing, it's not called disc golf. i call it golf. and then what we just played, i would call ball golf.
47:46 because i don't want to normalize the idea that golf with a ball is the only, it's like the singular purest form of golf, right? i think we call i always go ahead in the chains, banging some chains, get out there and bang some chains together. bang some chains. okay. are you are you current event in golf right now, man? i feel like your current event in golf. what do you mean? because there was a controversy in the championship.
48:15 yes. what came first golf or disc golf? i would say ball golf probably came first if i had to get okay, but i mean is ball golf the first kind of golf? no. what about a caveman eating an apple spherical object entering a hole food golf this guy man. they didn't invent it. i think let me okay. i'm setting up the lobby as we speak. i'm going to put us on minoka springs because i think we should do 18 holes.
48:54 beginner course? i'm trying to parse 60 difficulty one for let's do a difficulty two difficulty one is a lot of just throwing it straight at the chains.
49:08 and then the lobby visibility will be private. i'm gonna put us on... you know what? let's all use the mixed bag one so that nobody can say, hey, enel, it's because you got all these crazy anheuser enabled distance. dan doesn't have access to the prints. it's not fair if you just have dan play the game, but he doesn't have a good distance driver like you.
49:35 bro, i'm like you in real life. just give me the putter and i'll win. that's what i'm, i legitimately, i still have not thrown one. but i threw a frisbee a lot when i was a kid. and i was saying i think i could throw a disc golf disc easily 400 meters. what is that in kona? well, i don't know, like it's like a thousand feet or something. but 400 is smaller than a thousand. so i think that makes it seem worse.
50:08 you cannot throw a disc a thousand you get it you get a running start and then you get the perfect like wrist action when you throw it and then it like goes low and it catches the air and goes higher like sometimes you're like oh it's gonna it's going down and then it goes up and it's got like another it's got another 90 percent man bro is there professional disc golf yeah and they don't throw it that far which to me means like they don't want it bad enough
50:40 i don't know why they're they're nerfing themselves for some reason. how do i see you throw? uh, you don't unfortunately this this game has no cinematic uh appeal at all. you can see you can see the disc of the opponent if it's like in your field of view as you're throwing that's about it. otherwise we just see our score basically. oh i see you i could see you throwing. well you have a red shirt? yeah watch your own pockets yeah no shoes that's me. i really don't think i can do it.
51:22 we could do it the old fashioned way. i'll watch you shoot, you watch me shoot. how come you went so far over? that was a really good shot. oh, thanks. i might be in trouble here. so when you hit it in, it's called smacking the chains? i think it's called banging the chains, yeah. banging the chains. your guy looks cool, man. in the all black? okay, i don't think you needed to do that. what do you mean, do what? i don't think you needed to put that much force on it.
51:54 all right, i'm looking for you to go because you have honors. you have the tee box. where are you? yeah, i'll go first. check this out. this is serious ace potential. an ace is what we call a hole in one in golf. in ball golf, i should say. are you ready for this? yeah, i'm watching. oh, you're lucky. oh, you're lucky. we came very close to an ace. quick question. what does the four digit pin in the lower right hand corner mean?
52:29 so the first number is like the distance and then the second is the glide which i think is how long it stays at, how long it takes to descend back to the earth. and then the last two are natural curve. that was a crazy shot man. oh thanks. you might be a natural. so do you know what those numbers mean or you just you just say f it we ball? yeah f it we ball. yeah only the i feel like the class of disc is important
52:59 like your fairway will get you like 100 feet or 100 meters and the mid range will get you like 70 and then the putter will get you like 60. and then like the green line that shows you how the disc will fly. got you. okay. so that's what with the putter, you don't want to be going 100 unless you're like 60 away. okay. so here i just got a little... hi yah! he's going back to the chainsaw. so how do you... you just... you put a little english on it, not a lot.
53:38 like for the how far does it say you are away here? 66. 66 feet? yeah. 66 feet. i would go like a normal shot with the putter at like as little power as you can do straight ahead and pretend the wind doesn't exist. like aim right at the center of the chains as low power as you can do. okay. so just just so this doesn't get out of hand we're playing this like pga right match play so you won the first one okay okay.
54:17 there it is. just barely. all right, so you're up to a little bit. all right, so you're up to i'm with you. now watch this. you really want to learn something? watch this. you know how to do like a run up and stuff like that? yeah, that's for noobs. and then it hits a little. the groundskeeper supposed to be keeping the grass more trim than that so that you actually catch a little bit of a bounce off it. okay, whatever.
54:51 hold on, let me watch you before you go. hold on. of course, of course. i'm using myself as a camera to see your shot. great thing about golf is on like ball golf, when you end up in the tall grass, at first you're like, no, it's the tall grass. but then you go, wait a minute, i'm taller than grass. it's not like i got to get the disc out of the grass. i just got to pick it up. oh, nice shot. holy cow, you almost hit that.
55:26 alright, so i got the warship mid range which is about 290 and i'm about 230 away so i probably want to hit that about what 74? it's hard because i'm in meters and not feet. so now everything you do i have to divide by three which is very difficult for a guy like me. three is one of the hardest numbers to divide something by. i didn't know that. i would even say six is easier because you get to divide it by two first which makes it easier to divide by three because it's a smaller number after. some would say half as small or half as large i guess.
56:01 get in there baby. what's the theory on these chains that should like soak in the discs? that's what i think they should have like there should be like a vacuum in the center so that if it touches the chains it just goes like like some suction. 100 percent. did you win that hole? i did win that hole dan. i understand that we have a desire to keep things entertaining but i have a feeling this one's going to golf with your friends. what makes you think that?
56:31 i just feel like i played way too much disc golf masters to be honest with you. oh, it's a horrible shot though. one night shot i've ever done in the entire game. do you see my shot? i didn't and i'm scanning the perimeter to see if i see you. oh, i see the top of your head down there. so you think you're going to do this in real life? i don't think so. but why not?
57:06 you don't just pick up a disc and know how to throw it like this with all this sweat. you weren't throwing a frisbee around like crazy when you were a kid? yeah, but it'd always go in like the letter c. no, no, no, i mean a, that's not even necessarily a bad thing. sometimes you're going to want that to get around natural obstacles like trees unless you cut them down, paul bunyan. but i know how to throw a disc straight, man. i know how to throw a disc straight for sure.
57:33 yeah, but these i feel like these aren't normal discs. i've seen these. these are normal. the frisbee is not a normal disc of frisbee is a frisbee. these are normal discs. why isn't a frisbee a disc? that's a whole ball of wax. i don't know if you're interested in getting into the drama that. so if you play disc golf, you don't use a frisbee. that's right. i mean, you could. it would be something different. that would be frisbee golf, i suppose. but which is what we're playing right here. this is golf.
58:06 with a frisbee? with discs. the frisbee is a name brand. like kleenex. so we're playing tissue. this is like the difference between tissue and kleenex. dude, can i tell you something crazy? yeah. yesterday my kid got a boo boo. not uncommon. and then she said, you know band aids are so good that even if they're not band aid, we call them band aids.
58:31 and i went, that's true. sometimes a product can be like so popular, it replaces the name of the thing and becomes the name of the thing. and i said, can you think of another example? and then she couldn't think of one. so i said, what about kleenex? and then, oh, i got it. cause she, she, then i didn't expect her to get one, but then she got another one. and i was like, those are the only two i know. i'm trying to think of what the other one was. it wasn't chapstick.
59:00 popsicle's a good one, but it wasn't popsicle. wait, what's chapstick? like lip balm. and i went, you know what? what the hell was that? it wasn't xerox, chad. i forget it, but she got one. she got a good one. i think i can't throw my disc out of the... can you see me right now? yeah, i'm watching you in the water. just soak it up. my legs are getting wet, man. i don't think my disc can make it over because my disc touches the water on the way out.
59:39 wait, does this mean i win this hole? i think you're gonna win this hole. are they called holes? oh, see that's that's a tough question. i don't have an answer to that one. look, i'm gonna i know you don't need it. i'm gonna own a shot. i'm gonna cosign you playing disc golf as long as you don't start watching professional disc golf. um, well, i don't even know where i would do that. so i think that that's that's easy enough. okay, who won that one? how do we tell one that one for sure.
1:00:13 okay, three one pro. so it's actually for one just to be clear one but because i do i don't want to give up anything for free after steph curry's horrible performance on the on the traditional links as you would call them. so talk me through this. what are you doing on this whole? okay, i'm looking at it. i'm saying 63 meters. they're originally giving me the putter and i'm saying you know what, the putter is tough for me on this one because it's it's not uphill but there's a little uphill part of it.
1:00:46 so i actually am going to go up a club. i'm going to go to the mid range. i'm going to make sure i pick a side where the green line looks nice to me like the pattern of its movement looks like a direction i want it to go. and then i'm going to undercut the power by quite a lot because i don't want it to overshoot the chains by a considerable amount. and then we're letting it fly at about 85% hoping we catch a little downdraft on the way to the chain basket here. i noticed you shot about, you know,
1:01:22 25% of the way into the description of my strategy there. that was a push by the way. i and see, i would really recommend a spin personally. no, i meant i meant the holes. which means this one's worth two. which is that all that works? yeah. okay. because no one wins the whole yeah.
1:01:47 okay, so on this one you're gonna go a little back hand with the warship. this one? well now on this one i'm taking a little bit of a different approach and i'm not telling you my strategy because this one's worth two. i think you got to figure this one out for yourself. go over the trees they're saying. i'm not going over the trees. let's see how he does. sometimes you just gotta grip it and rip it. yeah.
1:02:23 how come it's not curving? oh, give me a little e.t. a little steven spielberg will take it. it's an absolutely incredible shot. did you birdie this? or is that not called a birdie in this? i don't want to offend anyone. it's called a birdie. it's called a birdie. and it's called an eagle if you get it two under. and if you get it in one, it's called an ace. ok. i got a par on this one. ok. which means this would be for two for you. line it up.
1:03:04 i'm gonna go about 50% by 50%. we think, wait, did you tap in on that one? yeah, i had to because my pipe was, it bounced off the chain basket. okay, so this is another push. this one's worth three. this one's worth three. okay. so if i win, i'm up seven. seven to one. if you win, i'm up one. no.
1:03:40 if i win, oh yeah, what do you have four or five? what hole is this? no, no, if i win we're tied. how do you feel about that? i am just going to win the hole. okay, so because this is mid range and i need it to go right. i'm gonna win the hole so we don't have to worry about it. forehand. forehand goes right. could be worse. please go right. give me some right. now that's gonna sting. dan's shot is good man. did you par this?
1:04:31 i three shot it. okay, so you part it. i part it. oh, this would be for the tie right here. i know i'm gonna ring the change. it's just a matter of the chains are gonna alice gonna suck it in. yeah. yes. okay. okay. that's a big one. that's a big one here. oh, no. no. all right. this one's worth four. this is pretty fun. dude. i mean, it's a heck of a game.
1:05:16 how did you find this game? i was just i mean we're in the middle of what i would describe as a bit of a game drought and this is one that i had had on my radar for a minute but didn't know that it was coming out. i was like i'll give it a try. i think i wanna hit him with something like this even though i know it's gonna go through the tree. well that just never stood a chance. yo. oh no i'm hearing that you've died. my voice is back.
1:05:57 i got comcasted. you think it'll let me reconnect? i would be stunned if it let you reconnect. oh no. hold on, i'm gonna try. hold on. are you still in the game? i am still in the game. okay, let me try typing the code. come on, early access. you can do this. given what i know about this game, i would be flabbergasted. unable to join. here, here. it's simple.
1:06:35 i will set up another lobby. we were like nine holes in. that was yeah, that was the ninth hole and that was gonna be worth. well, let's not worry about it. because then the first hole of the nine could be worth worth like, worth like enough points to make the rest of the lobby i think completely worthless. i'm gonna put the back then i'm gonna because now we only need nine. i'm gonna put us on one that has like some hole in one potential.
1:07:07 okay. just because you never know, right? yeah. and we could just we could play from scratch. we could play 00. are you okay with that? even though you were dominating? okay. i wasn't dominant. i was up by one and kind of throwing honestly. but we get a chance to clip farm off this. i was disconnected from my own session though, unfortunately. so if you give me a second here. yeah. i think i know the answer to this question. it's a inside business fourth wall breaking question. do you have redundant internet at your house or no?
1:07:51 do i have redundant internet in my house? yeah. so like if you have like two lines, so if one of the lines goes down, the other one stays up. yes. no, you don't. no, but i can understand why you would want that. yeah. yeah. do you have fiber? i'll just tell you my address on the stream if you prefer. i'll just tell you my address so you can look all this information up for yourself.
1:08:20 what you can't you can't tell me if you have fiber or not? i'm uncomfortable with the line of questioning. why is your internet going down? now why don't i just say something? why don't you just get better internet?
1:08:33 i was just trying to see if you invest in backup internet unless you have a dedicated fiber line that you don't want people to know about then it would make complete sense why you don't want to answer. well the thing is i probably would have a backup internet line and my internet was going out four times a week during stream. that would probably be one of the things i would probably try to get sorted as soon as possible for sure.
1:08:57 all right, okay, so we're playing nine holes, right? this is nine holes, yeah. okay, nine holes, winner take all, okay. i am in. you can go first, you have honors. imagine, it's so hole in oneable. i heard you, i heard you. i mean, it's a version. ring in the chains? bang in the chain box, yeah, yeah, absolutely. no way.
1:09:35 i've been trying to clip farm that hole for like three weeks now. he did it on the first try. man beginners luck little beginner. that's awesome. i think i like to think the door is open on this one. i think the door is wide open man. i think the door is wide open for you.
1:10:11 i got a mid range. i need it to go left. so i'm gonna go forehand. it's a putter forehand. okay, there we go. needed that one needed to stick the land in there. you too bang it. yeah, it's a par. that's a par. honestly, that's a great place to be as long as you're not behind a tree. look at that. you're between two ferns. i'm surprised how fun this is. this is like, honestly after playing this, the pga game is resident sleeper. this is just.
1:10:56 it makes you wonder why golf games would even have an indicator of where your shots gonna go. just point your guy where you want to point him to get the shot to go where you think it should go and then put as much power as you think you should put on it as much curve as you think you should put on and let it go. oh, squeaks that. alright, so this is for a push here. okay. do you spin or i think that the spin putt versus the push the spin is better in 99% of situations.
1:11:31 i got i got saved from the brink. look at that. all right, so we're one one. wow, i squeaked that. sorry, i'm not nevermind. i have to remove that from my vernacular. i came to the realization ryan probably
1:11:44 i was going through old voicemails, i left squeaks. i left him seven straight voicemails with no response and i'm like, this is over like a year and a half. i'm like, okay, i wonder why he hasn't responded. i went back and i listened to every voicemail and i was roasting them in each one of them. so i'm changing how i'm treating squeaks. so i can't say squeaks as a verb anymore.
1:12:07 i mean, seven straight voicemails is crazy too. i didn't get the curve i needed there. did you, what did you do on this birdie? i birdied on this one, yeah. you're cooking now. i will say, how often do you think you call me? twice a year maybe. yeah. you make up, i'm gonna say 25% of the voicemails that i get annually.
1:12:42 from human beings. if you take out the voicemails that i get from a robot, one in four voicemails left on my mailbox by a human being is from you. what does that really say? people don't be phoning me that much, which i really appreciate, to be honest with you. congratulations on your 2 1 lead right now. thank you. thank you. i like not getting phone calls. yeah, me too. nothing worse than like you finish the stream
1:13:18 and then you pick up your phone and then it's like all four missed calls and you're like oh do you get a lot of robocalls it goes through um like fits and spurts there will be weeks where i get like two robocalls a day and then there will be like two months where i get none which i think is about as good as it gets these days so how do they get our information
1:13:40 oh, probably you bought a pair of pants at the gap or something like that. and they go, what's your phone number? and then you give it to them and then they sell it to somebody who leaves it in like an unencrypted google doc that then gets picked up in a data breach or something like it just the information goes around and around. but the thing that gets me with these robocalls is i they must know it's me because they're speaking chinese.
1:14:07 so that's the thing that'll really put you in a cold sweat is like how did they know who they were calling? so i had a robocall the other day on stream and i'm like, i had like the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. the angel just said, hey dan, mute it, don't answer it. the devil's like, answer it live and let's see where this thing goes. so i answered the robocall live online
1:14:38 and i leaned into it a little bit, i was buying what they were selling, but after about six minutes of work in the ribs, i got them to hang up on me. oh yeah. did they swear at you first? no swearing. so it was a girl who was trying to sell me a car warranty. she's like, yeah, i want to sell you a car warranty for your 2013 nissan.
1:15:02 right. you know me, you know me for a decade. you think a guy like me is driving a nissan? you're not tooling around in a nissan rogue 100%. so i said, hey, what color? and she goes silver. and i kept asking her a question about the car and she crumbled, man. crumbled like a... so this is a runner, right?
1:15:27 i think if you want a hole in one it's probably not a runner but if you want to 100% get it across the stream it's definitely a runner. i have to do this. no, no, in real golf that would have worked. that would have skipped it across the stream. i don't know if i can get over this. with the with the fairway explorer 100%. oh wow. look at that. i mean that's that glide rating.
1:16:04 what did you so i wish this told me what you got so i didn't have to ask you. i got a par on this. okay, so this well you're you're already for bogey right? yeah, this is cooked. so there's but there's no indication as to what you got right? i think the the color of the circle at the score screen great pop by the way.
1:16:25 thanks. so because i got a white circle you would be like that's a par and then a blue would be a that's an eagle which for you is an ace. got it. so i think you're up. what are you up for one? this is whole six. yeah, six or one with the push. chad keeps chatting those. yeah. w chat. all right. w chat.
1:16:53 this is a straight shot, right? you just gotta believe? well, it depends on the natural fade rating of your disc as indicated by the pin number. those four funky digits next to your mid range disc. i mean, there's gotta be a better way. like, you talk about golf being not financially acceptable, financially easy to play. this is intellectually not easy to play. bro, you know what's crazy? let me see if i can hold it up to the camera.
1:17:20 it actually has the numbers on the discs too. that's not just a video game thing. right here, it says this is the innova disc golf shark. it's a 4.4.02. so it's got a four distance, a four glide, a zero fade and a two draw. and i'm going to alt tab. i want to see actually what it looks like in real life. i want to pull you up. hold on. the yellow shark. ok, can you spin it around for me? how do you like that?
1:18:05 no, okay, no, i'm saying can i see the other side of it? sure. like the back side of it. where are the numbers? where are the numbers? the numbers are right where my finger is, right here. okay, now can you lick it? i mean, thanks for showing me. okay, this is, i have a birdie putt right now. that will give you a push. okay, good. i need this one. with the leg up and everything.
1:18:44 or one with a push, okay. so you got a putter, a driver, and an iron? you got three discs in real life? yeah, it's not called an iron, it's called a mid range. although an iron disc, wouldn't that be something? wouldn't that be something? it'd be pretty heavy, i think. wouldn't it be something though? nice shot. all right, so this is a putter. we're gonna go right at it here.
1:19:20 i think it's gonna be another push. the downside of the easy like aceable courses is that a lot of them are just like you pretty much just birdie automatically so if you if you get behind by a little bit it might be it might be touchy to come back but this course or this this hole i should say is a little bit different this this hole's got some difficulty it's got a sauce to it little strategy involved on this one so we gotta go front hand here
1:19:49 so you think like, would you know the strat in real life to go forehand versus backhand and be able to execute that? no, i think i probably have to practice. but i also think that's like, i mean, very on par with, i'm going to call it real golf and drop the facade. because like the first, you know, like 10 times you go regular golfing, you have no idea what you're doing. just to be able to make like solid contact with the ball is a is a dub, right? 100%.
1:20:19 alright, so you birdied this? yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. it's a heck of a shot, obviously. i gotta make this to keep it in. oh, oh! pretty good. this is not a tap in? you know, from this angle, the character actually, the resemblance is uncanny. alright, this is it. whoever wins this hole wins the whole thing. of course. we pushed. okay, no pressure. are you going through king's landing? you're going right through. wow!
1:21:00 oh right, a little bit of foliage on this one. which i know is offensive for you. i know you're in your head you're thinking we hit the same shot. one good power outlet, 16 hours to recharge it and one ryobi chainsaw and this place will be looking a lot different.
1:21:34 mid range, we gotta go left. so i need forehand. a little bit of left. 249. let's get this toast. it didn't curve! because there's no indication on the screen, what did you get? i got a par. you see, why don't you zoom in? why don't you zoom in, mr. ryan gary? this could be a birdie.
1:22:15 to win the whole thing. i don't see so when we were saying that whoever wins this one wins the whole thing. i thought we were joking. i'm gonna need to see a ledger breaking it down hole by hole because i kind of thought i had an insurmountable lead to be honest. you had a 4 1 lead and then we've pushed every hole up until this one. okay is that true, chad? librarian pull that up. true? sure? what the hell? yeah why not? all right.
1:22:50 i didn't make it up. i didn't mention i'm not making it up then actually up. no, that's not true. dan is cheating. i'm not cheating. wait, i bogeyed one. he's up for one. this is the ninth hole. we pushed the last four. you know what? haters say it's not real. ok, let's take a look at the scorecard. yes, we did push three. he's not wrong about that. i don't know how to read this. so you tell me whatever you tell us now is now off the screen.
1:23:31 minus six to minus four. oh, so you won then. that's fine. well, by the rules of match play that you have cooked up, you have won though. i just wanted to hear you say that. i need it. and the bonus of that is that it keeps me from having to play golf with your friends, which is a win for everybody.
1:23:54 i will say i'm a little surprised, but i think just for good form, i think we should play nine more and let it, because we can't play eight. i mean, you know, we can't just play nine. nine more of disc golf masters. yes. we'll play another nine hole course. i'm up five four, because i don't feel good about winning a nine hole course. yeah, but then we can't do that, because then if i win the next nine holes, then we got to play golf with your friends.
1:24:25 and then i'm gonna be out of time. because we're already like two hours into the break. oh yeah, good. okay, i'll take the win. wait, wait, wait. okay. so i'm just pulling my screen up right now. i'm making sure my overlays are on. me too, so people don't get my credit card information. i will say you've opened my eyes to golf, man. to golf without a ball. it was pretty fun.
1:24:54 the thoughts on being bested at your own game though? well, it's interesting. my thoughts about being bested at my own game are interesting because i did the field that i was ahead and then the internet went out and then i won by two strokes but lost according to the way that we stroked. so it's an interesting question.
1:25:23 okay, so why don't you just come out and say what you're saying? so who won the challenge? you won the challenge. and i just want to just, did you get a hole in one or did i get a hole in one? nobody got a hole in one, you did get an ace. and look at that, you also get five gifted subscriptions. can i say to some chatters i recognize, el weasel, i feel like el weasel's been around for a bit. i feel like a la maoneade, they've been around for a bit.
1:25:55 oh, so you're saying it was time. wait, i get a pack out of that too? you get a pack out of that, yeah, for sure. but ryan, ryan gary, i know you got other stuff planned, but it was fun. thanks for playing the golf challenge. i do have to say, i think the vegas odds makers were surprised by the outcome, but it was fun, man. thanks for introducing me to disc golf. of course. later, man. all right, say buddy.