the annoying apple - Bits and Banter [07⧸07⧸2026]

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0:00 don't even call me the most well rested streamer. i'm actually fucking pissed off at my galaxy watch. woke up, first thing i do when i wake up, so excited, oh i logged such a great sleep last night, let's see what my sleep score is. 33?! and then i dive into the data and it says i fell asleep at like 9 45. it said i was awake until 2 30. i was not awake until 2 30. i was out man!
0:27 that being said, there was one thing that was positive about it, which is, wait, i have to dive into the data one more time. the low tick on the heart rate overnight, 34. 34 beats per minute. i was going die another day mode. pierce brosnan.
0:46 don't say mitch mcconnell sleep score. you know, the one thing you wouldn't understand is as a public figure your privacy is very precious and you don't always get a lot of it. so sometimes
0:58 you got a lot of nosy people. oh, where is he? where did he go? what's he doing? hey, man i'm living my life right now minding my own business. all the so and so's are like oh prove that you're proved that you're still like alive and representing your constituents or whatever. there's an alternate title for the stream today and it was okay to the tune of happiness is a warm gun she's not a girl
1:27 who pisses much. poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo. oh no. and then the reveal was going to be it's by porta john lennon. porta john lennon, colon. she's not a girl who pisses much. poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo. oh no. see that's all because you thought it was going to be something like it was fetish posting and he was going to be stoked that she's pooping or something or pissed off that she's not peeing. but no, he's a toilet and he's mad that
1:56 she's pooping too much. well acquainted like the touch of your buns on i was trying to think i was thinking of the next line but usually the parodies spoil at line two unless you're keenan in which case they just keep getting better and better somehow. i was saying as well acquainted with the touch of the double ply like gelato in an ice cream cone. first message docket is broken second message what's the actual docket? damn bro you
2:25 again obsessed with the proceedings in the people's course. just sit back relax bro. grab grab a beverage or something let me tell you something, you know, what's not on the docket can't miss entertainment so there ain't no reason to be that stressed out about the the order of operations here it's not like i'm gonna be phoning it in for an hour and a half and then things are gonna get really good like i'm gonna be phoning it in the whole time. you don't gotta worry about that some people thrive in structured. that's actually true
2:55 i used to love ricky didn't hear that you didn't hear that i'm gonna be bringing my a game the entire time i am not gonna get overstimulated and go nonverbal in mecha chameleon while failing the high spending two and a half minutes trying to find a hiding spot three seconds painting myself and immediately getting shot right next to spawn it's time to see if my toxic take is actually right what's my toxic take
3:17 that one disc golf clip where the dude hits a hole in one from like 200 yards away, it's not not impressive. it's obviously a little bit impressive.
3:37 but it's also the way people were reacting like it was a once in a generation sports feat kind of blew me away. i was like you could just, i mean he just threw the frisbee. like i'm not trying to say that it's not the best way he could have thrown the frisbee but it just doesn't shouldn't they be hitting holes in one like 80% of the time all they do is throw the frisbee man. okay i throw a believe it or not even though i'm left handed i throw a frisbee right handed
4:06 why have we now changed bodies when i press the button? new character? no, not new character. okay, one second, man. you're already ticking me off. nationality none? this can be changed later. what is going why is everything double tapping when i put it in? they had me acting like tom hanks in the terminal, man. they had me with no nationality. dang! whoa, watch out! switch to forehand mode by pressing x.
4:41 that's why. my bad guys. am i? i feel like i'm freaking out because all he does is flip the disc. like he's not doing anything else. he's just flipping the disc around in his finger. hit x, not y. i'm a nintendo switch controller, bro! backhand is, you know what? maybe it's time to just do one of those. maybe it's time to hit the f button.
5:10 oh, it just doesn't it's one of those pc games where when your controller it's like you need a controller but then the controller doesn't work right. putter has different throw styles. they really complicated throwing a frisbee for no reason, huh? it's not a frisbee, it's a disc. okay, right there. switch to spin putt by pressing x. mission failed. mission failed, because that's apparently that's y. look at the bottom right. the bottom what do you want me to say, man?
5:45 you're not in spin putt mode? is this spin putt mode or is this straddle? this is push, this is a putt push. this is a standstill backhand. this is a putt straddle. so how does one get to a spin? because obviously we were able to do it at one point. so i can only use the keyboard to set up my shot. wait, this is actually good now. i can use the keyboard to set up my shot and then the controller to shoot it like it's steel battalion.
6:21 do you have a different controller? i'm sure steam, i don't want to make gabe an enemy. one of the worst things they ever did was in 2012 you plug a controller into a usb port it works with every single game. at some point they came out with big picture mode and the whole point was that you can now play anything with the controller and now every single time you plug in a controller and launch a game it's like you're at the casino of input.
6:48 and you're like, the buttons are inverted, it doesn't work anymore. it thinks your switch controller's a playstation controller. it thinks your xbox controller's a keyboard and mouse. okay, we wanna get it. a little bit fricked on the angle, lad. you wanna land it. don't land it in the basketball court. those guys are chads, you might never get it back. perfect throw, not off the fence! that was pretty solid. that was pretty solid.
7:25 i actually might be the goat, man. of disc golf anyway. it really is just throwing a frisbee. who knew? is there a way to skitter a frisbee? it's a disc. whatever, man. i said what i freaking said. my whole life i've thought, isn't it just throwing a disc? and then i get the sim and it turns out... it turns out i was exactly right, to be honest with you. even this, i mean this would be a hell of a dunk. i'm starting to understand the hype, to be honest with you.
8:08 and then the wind pulls it back and it lands right in the chains, bro! right in the chains. oh shit. that's good. did you ooh, feel the wind in your... no, it's not in the water! it's it's floating! it's floating! motherfucker. my first bogey? the wind sounds like someone blowing in the mic? well, you know what, librarian? you would know, buddy. you would know. got got him, got him.
8:52 meteor... come... swinging off to the right, man. then through the forest here would be crazy. oh, there's a mountain in the way. it's simple. we'll just curve it around the mountain and into the la river. not great. fuse doesn't fade left? i thought disc golfers were pissing me off before, but now that they're actually like in a domain where they have some knowledge, it's much worse. i don't even know what the sentence means. fuse doesn't fade left.
9:47 is fuse the character i'm playing as? does he have a special ability that doesn't fade left? is it a brand of of frisbee? oh, come on! are you serious? nothing. a little forehand spin. yeah, but i i can't can i move a little bit? can i left straddle? literally, i think this works. but then you gotta put a run on it too. and you gotta left straddle. i had a feeling that that didn't feel right leaving the hand. shit.
11:06 this has got to be perfect, man. this is for birdie. oh, and what a what a bird it would be. what a bird it could be if it oh. wait, wait, wait though. and then stance up. aim to the left and a little high. aim to the left and less high. now we take those, okay. all right, that's that's actually awesome.
12:05 no khakis, huh? that's as good as we can get? well now i need to go to the reward track if you just give me a second. so obviously i at least need to get like the oakleys. let's do it. wait, wait, wait, why do we all have the same fit though? we can't all be wearing the same glasses. wait, no, uh, no arc? i can't see my natural arc? that could be worse. whole timer 50 seconds, excuse me?
13:02 28 meters away with a little bit of wind aiming uphill. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. put me back in coach. i don't want to play solo. i made a mistake. thanks for playing. i've quit the game because the buttons on my controller are inverted. today's the day man. i buy an xbox controller online. re buying them in steam input. no, i'm not literally what year were you born?
13:40 it shouldn't be like that. i shouldn't be rebinding the controller in steam input. you should plug in the controller and it should just work! get an 8 bit though, ultimate 2.
13:50 yo, holy shit. no, samir diskov, isn't that the pro? hello, akronov, aka austin matthews, by the way. the reason i'm not gonna get an 8bitdo ultimate controller is because when i plug it in and if it ever says we don't recognize this as an xbox controller, i'm gonna freak the fuck out and be like, why didn't i just get an xbox controller? and you know what the worst part is, is that everybody in the chat is gonna go, chat, why'd you tell them to get an 8bitdo ultimate? you know he's a basic xbox guy.
14:20 achernov, what are we doing here achernov? come on, mother trucker dude. i see it down there. let her rip. hit the tree. yeah, yeah, off the trunk no less. gentle breeze my tuchus. might have overshot it a little bit. luckily the forest has always been there for me. that's out of bounds unfortunately. no, i'd say no run up required on this one. wait, it was almost...
15:14 amazing. oh, we can do this. how did a kronov do is a kronov? okay, bro switch to your push shot. what's happening here? the hell was that? why won't he push now? well, that's my only move. what what you won't do a push shot anymore 197 motherfucking meters you got to be trolling under the branch mother trucker, dude no, no fuck up the angles that it goes around. oh
16:46 whatever maybe better than what i planned anyway. don't be out of balance motherfucker, dude 22 meters away wind is pushing us that way aim here less power than you expect send it right at the tree trunk and then less power than you expect dead ahead. oh almost got it tap it in acronom naughty oh acronom you're on the damn pier, bro. you're gonna get a dnf. oh, that's oh
17:32 little too much mustard on that one. yes! yes! 59 meters straight up. no bro, you can't go putter on this one. this is a mid range play and then you want it to catch the wind mightily right there. 41 meters, but not out of bounds. did akeronov get it in already? holy cow. 63 meters. oh, it's right there.
18:11 with the wind pushing this way, you just want to loft it straight onto the chains, man. the tree will save me. absolutely huge. that's a... look at the fucking anthill, bro. i don't want to be hidden there. i got bare feet. tap it in. how do we do... oh no! no! no movement on this one. movement to the left. let's make that movement to the right and then shoot at 73%. way
19:02 wait, wait, wait! he's getting good at disc golf and it's making the hippies nervous. and we're already on a push, bro. so you just aim right the fuck at it. absolutely beautiful textbook hole. one stroke back. take advantage of your natural curve. plunk it down right on top of the muskoka chairs. bit of a touchy shot. bit of a touchy shot here, i'm not gonna lie to you. imagine this though. oh!
19:48 steph curry! steph curry! not the branches! not the pine needles right in front of me! it's literally harder than throwing a frisbee irl and i'm not being facetious in the slightest. throwing a frisbee irl is like, i mean i've been doing it since i was a little kid, it's automatic. minus five is really good man! we on that john woo stuff.
20:20 i want to be a hipster, i want to be a hipster and say the killer. but i honestly, the killer is good but hard boiled is an all timer man. hard boiled, you got to show hard boiled to some motherfuckers who think terminator 2 is the best movie ever made. terminator 2 is obviously really good. i'm not trying to relitigate terminator 2. all i'm trying to say is that hard boiled is, it's up there. it's up there.
20:46 don't say it's one of your favorite john choi movies, chiblee viewer. okay, i get the joke. nobody gets a joke over on me. damn, papa jay, akernoff. this is a star studded lobby. samir, akernoff, you look like you got a guava shoved down the front of your shorts, man. join the disc golf masters discord if you haven't already. i'm gonna tell you, devs, don't take offense to this. it's not your fault. i'm 37 years old. i'm not joining a discord for any individual video game. it's literally not gonna happen.
21:17 no, i'm not in the slay the spy or discord.
21:20 we're publishing a game, me and off brand studios are publishing a game called demon bluff! add it to your wishlist on steam. right now, i'm not even in the discord for that. i'm in the discord where we talk about what we're gonna do, but i'm not in the discord for demon bluff. you should be, because it's apparently a very important metric, but you don't need me in there. i still get hard from kissing, is that weird? that's the most normal thing of all time, bro.
21:47 because you would think that as you got more well versed in the sexual arts, you would need like more and more to excite you. but the kiss indicates like a base level of desire beyond just, you know, performative function that demonstrates, you know, it's that the desire is reciprocated. of course, it's going to increase your arousal. are you stupid? hand holding? okay, if you're still getting hard from hand holding, you're a
22:14 i mean, i'm a little jealous maybe, although that sounds inconvenient, but that's a little crazy. 95 meters with a light breeze? wait, this is actually... you're gonna think i'm crazy, but this is sinkable. well, that's not gonna do it, but it's gonna get us pretty close. oh, it's gonna get us very close!
22:41 wait, this golf masters is so peak, man. i can't believe when i was crashing out of my controller, i didn't realize the treasure i was literally almost the guy that was one swing away from the diamond and quit. i was almost that guy, that fool. 81 meters. perfect run up situation. no, you know what? let's cancel oh, shit. well... well, you know what? just goes to show you, i don't know what's good for me.
23:14 97 meters with a downhill. i'm the type of beast that plays this one a little mid range. and then it always flies straighter than you expect. and further, unfortunately. not under hadrian, please. wait, this is actually very fucking doable. oh, dude, that was a that's our kobe hole!
23:51 thoughts on belgium waxing the usa? well, here's what i would say. don't be sad, usa. you made it further than any concacaf team by virtue of being the last concacaf team to play in the round of 16. more power to you. we got a... dude, bro, a lot of people are saying some shit about the usa. didn't realize they literally did the best of all the host nations. they literally did the best. look it up. sorry canada, scoring a goal in the round of 16 ain't for everybody. all right, but like,
24:20 no hard feelings, but morocco waxes belgium. i'm sorry to tell you. also, your goal was literally on a set piece, which shouldn't be allowed. it was a beautiful free kick though, i can't deny that. and also, i mean, if you want to like start hitting us with some cope, one of the goals shouldn't count. your goalie should literally get to hit the rewind button like in forza, because his brain just stopped working for like 15 seconds at a very pivotal moment. yeah, hey america, hey america, stick to hockey, okay?
24:51 stick to a sport you're good at like ice hockey. fox commentator said the free kick was perfect height, it literally hit a defender. okay buddy, but like i mean they lost but it literally went in. so it was the perfect height to go in. like i mean we don't have to make stuff up to dunk on the team. like did you watch the match? anheuser and heizer, please learn these terms. i'm not really that familiar with anheuser but i've had a taste of bush.
25:17 anheuser i'm not fucking with. bush, i would say i'm very i don't want to really get a clip saying i'm pro bush, but you get the idea. you know what i was going for. plus one. three strokes, pal! and we gotta wait, you gotta go through the center this time. wait, am i gonna nut up and be the beast that i know i can be? like counteracting my natural fucking fade with a straight ass shot? oh, i am. with the putter?
26:05 the putter and this kind of crazy wind, i want a hard shot. and then the wind pulls it back. dude, i can land the shot with a real frisbee. that felt right. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, we got one more. we got one more in us before we were in this massive mecha chameleon lobby. easily got one more in us. 15 million copies on mecha, kind of crazy. oh yeah, you call me unemployed? would an unemployed guy know how many games mecha chameleon is sold? sorry, i didn't. honestly, if i...
26:55 if i stuck the landing on the joke a little bit better, it wouldn't have come across so offensive. it came across very offensive because i fumbled the joke. they announce it constantly? you announce it constantly, bro. they don't have to do anything. they do though? i haven't seen any sky banners over false creek. great, you crashed my game and made it, brat. it's pronounced mecha and it means ultra. hey buddy, come here for a second, okay? wabushwo ruogwol. wabushwo ruoyu.
27:39 i didn't understand that. i have a hard time with the er and the re. well, the game crashed. i'm gonna go pee and then we'll get in this mecha chameleon lobby.
28:00 have you started writing in chinese? yeah, but it's hard because sometimes i write in chinese and my wife, even though the character like looks right to me, she's like your stroke order is all fucked up so it looks unintelligible. it's like you're writing with an accent or something. i'm like motherfucker! and then like the simplest characters do the ugliest things. they're like nine strokes to write a character, man. like we should all just be using the english alphabet or hangul, one of the two.
28:28 they fucking cooked when they made hangul, man. can't we all just use hangul? in hangul i got criticized for the wrong stroke pattern. yeah, but it's like there's like four strokes per word, man. i gotta get in that fucking wechat. the wechat group chat where they sell gray market fruit in vancouver. i need to be in that. dbj's name is dbj, branch davidian, waco, texas, for the win.
28:57 yeah, you know what's fucked up? is that the first thing i said is i said, i think davidian is spelled wrong. i think it's supposed to be david as in david, not david as in divide. branch davinciian, wait, wait. i love branch davinciian. hello. hello. who the hell is branch davinciian waco, texas ftw?
29:25 that's me, sorry. i'm dbj, branch the video awakening. and that's basically just sort of a love letter to a special time in my life. i'm surprised you didn't say, who is toilet capable of feeling pain? i think that was obvious. who is toilet capable of feeling pain? that's me. we're talking about if a toilet had like emotions and feelings. man, i've used some close to the train station in vancouver that if they could feel pain, somebody's got to take them out.
29:53 cuz they've been suffering for a long time. every time they have to replace one of those toilets is because one of them killed itself. shooting my toilet like 40 times. put it out of its misery.
30:10 oh, i heard chiblee and it reminded me, i heard chiblee. oh, chiblee! when her bush, when her bush sounds like you're walking in minecraft grass? do not. chiblee, do not pour boiling water in your toilet. you're gonna break your toilet. no, i have a minute, i have a minute when i pour boiling water in the toilet. why are you boiling water? why are you boiling boiling water in your toilet? because you go by a plunger. because i don't have a plunger and it gets rid of the shit. it gets rid of the big shits.
30:37 do you think your poop is chocolate? it's not just gonna melt. you can't boil it. it does, it does. i'm just theorizing, but i do think that my poop would melt if i poured boiling water on it. i just... if you don't have a plunger, the boiling water will melt the poop and it will unblock the toilet. but you have to be very careful because it might explode the porcelain if you pour the water in too fast. and so the alternative of this is buying a plunger? yeah, why don't you like plungers, jib?
31:05 like a brush on your head. i don't like owning too much stuff. i gotta keep like, it's a materialism issue. okay, i get it. where the lobby info? it is in nls's discord. i was gonna put it in here, but i realized there's 200 people in the server and like 80 of them haven't spoken in five years. oh yeah, someone scary might join.
31:30 no, it's okay. my parents get along actually 80 of them my parents. i got you ryan don't worry but that's kind of not fair for reasons that i don't feel comfortable talking about no, yeah, say i was if anyone was surprised if they had talked recently wait, julie are you also a guy who's only seen their parents in the same room like once or twice? no, my dad's just did
31:55 well, so yeah, okay, so yeah, they were talking there would be something crazy going on bro but it'd be probably lit as fuck like a ouija situation. chipotle's dad in heaven. just get a plunger. i'm tired of watching this
32:12 no, dude. actually, he might because my mom taught me the boiling water method. so maybe like he would be telling me to get a more. and he died of a shot of porcelain in his neck. i had a friend get really mad at me for a, i would describe it as a chiblee style kitchen decision.
32:32 two nights ago because she found out that instead of an oven mitt i've been using my childhood passport to get stuff out of the oven. you can't be doing that. so just to be clear, it's not my active passport.
32:48 although i do think you can be doing that is the thing. why not? so this is what i was saying is why not? because it has been working for four months. it works and you don't need the passport anymore. so it's perfect. that's right. if anything, it's kind of whooping. you're not wasting the defense of this. that's awesome. that's so funny. this is why i said it's a chipotle style. but important info, are you flipping into the picture page to grab the baking tray out of the oven?
33:15 yes, and it's the pages are made of like a plastic so my face has like melted my chubby childhood goonies type face that i know to be child is a in here in here the
33:32 the french word for hot is show right but there's like a d on the end. it's like identity fraud, identity shod when he uses his passport. holding our hands on the walk bear mouth. i felt very safe that whole time.
33:56 oh ryan, can i show you something crazy? yeah absolutely. where are you? watch this. oh wait. oh i know what this is gonna be. yeah look watch. i'm jacking off chiblee. yes dude i love it. he's doing it to me right now. you like that? yeah. oh yeah yeah. oh you're getting jacked off by ryan. oh.
34:13 somebody taught him that i had to jack off. that's so nice. i saw it on shibley's stream and took it from him. oh, that's fair. holy shit. this is great. i'm gonna for real go jack off. you just let me know when you guys go live, okay?
34:28 guys, what if when michael jackson went to japan he did the smooth criminal lean instead of bowing? like what if he didn't know how to bow? oh my god. how would he bend at the waist? yeah, yeah, he can't bend at the waist. he can only bend at the toe. that's a really rough disease to have in japan. is that why everybody's mad at him lately? i haven't been in like that for a while. yeah, just really quick, nobody look at me. give me like one minute. it is um...
35:00 okay, don't don't look at me. you can shoot me. while we were talking about michael jackson, i was really worried that because i hadn't heard from dr. conrad murray in a while. and he's a close personal friend of mine. yes. but i've seen he is taking care of mitch mcconnell right now, which is really exciting. he's in good hands. i was really worried about both mitch and conrad.
35:24 just going back to the leaning thing, do you think that's how he kissed his kids on the forehead when they were going to bed? i have to imagine... i gotta imagine when he first learned he could do that, he was really annoying with it for a couple of years. like he was just doing it for a fucking time. like closing the garage door and he like does that to scoot under the door or something, i don't know.
35:47 yeah, i did that exact thing when i found out i had a really good, i could do crazy frog really good. you wouldn't, you couldn't, you couldn't lose. like the least surprising thing ever, by the way, that you can do a crazy frog. yeah, i know.
36:02 ryan have you been telling chat about your like sleep scores and stuff? i have. i don't even want to fucking talk. okay, that's that's awesome.
36:21 really special. i'm wondering if ryan saw me because he doesn't know garfield likes lasagna and he was like, why does it say lasagna? that's not cat food. that does not say wet food, what the fuck? lasagna is definitely a wet food. yeah, it is a wet food. wait, speaking of us, i have a character, does anyone here it?
36:45 yes, yeah, i would love to see what that lead is. yes, the character is called the annoying penis and it goes hey, asshole, hey! i like that. yeah, that's good. that is good. thank you. it's a take on the annoying apple if no one knew that. it's not the apple. it's definitely not the annoying apple. no, no, no, the annoying apple is another character that i made. you watch the knockoff version.
37:13 no, no, it's the annoying apple is a character of mine that i made if you it's an oc i have to i needed knowledge of your other original character before i could listen to your good bit just now yes, yes do you want to do the bit again? hey, hey asshole, hey
37:37 why is he telling you to come if he's the penis though well, um, but no cuz the annoying orange which the annoying apple is based off knife
37:58 yeah, yeah. that's just like a lot of deep lore in this universe. i'm sorry. it's kind of like mabel. don't say there's more about the annoying apple. i hate the annoying apple, dude. i was trying to hold my tongue, but i fucking hate it. yeah. wait, that's pretty good. ooh. ricky, i like yours. i liked it. oh, no! all right. that was so fast. i was laughing because ricky got shot, but that was me. no! damn it!
38:26 does anyone want to give me like a riddle that has to do with their location? what? does anyone want to give me a riddle? if it's yellow, let it mellow. if it's brown, flush it down. oh, yep.
38:50 wait, i've got a riddle. i live in a country far from thee. when i go to the toilet and pee the goat flush the other way it i see it do. the coriolis effect. no, new zealand.
39:11 it's the whole way you do your biz inside of it some poop lives
39:32 i ordered a plunger online and it showed up and it's like an industrial strength plunger. it's kind of embarrassing. if someone saw it, they would be like this guy fucking shits.
39:54 i think he shows it to us as literally just a shotgun that he points at his toilet. sucking your neighbors up through the toilet. oh dude, i had this idea once that nobody liked but i thought was a really good idea which is if you live in an apartment building you should be able to flush your neighbors stuff.
40:19 like messages or like if they need their stuff. are they gonna make their shit? no, that all goes to the sewer. you shouldn't flush each other your shit and stuff, but you can use it. oh, like to transfer across from apartment to apartment. yeah, if you need like a pneumatic tube. yeah, it's a tube system. i'm gonna be straight. it's real nice here.
40:46 wait, you have to paint your clone first, don't you? this looks all right. i'm very proud of mine. me and bear are coming. this is gonna work. shit, that's awesome. someone is blinking red, which means you're clipping.
41:01 dude, i think something is broken. i clicked over to ryan and he's not on the screen. like, i can't see him anywhere. i'm that good. who's hospice nurse reading ready player one? sorry, i changed my name. that is so funny!
41:18 i was a part of an archery club for a while and then i got told off and i never went back that's good i
41:38 it was kind of justified, but like they were mean about it because i was trying to go grab my arrows while other people were shooting at the target so like i would have died. they did it in a very mean way and didn't understand that i was simply a young child that didn't quite understand. they shot arrows at you to get you to stop. they shot me in the kneecaps with an arrow.
42:04 i would bow and arrow. that does sound fun. i would like to... i went to a christian camp when i was like um... when i was like 12 or 13. you're kidding!
42:12 you could shut up and you couldn't do the archery part until you were 14. and so i was looking forward always to being able to do it. and the problem was the archery course was pointed at the horse stable, where the horses were. and they stopped doing archery the year i turned 14 because they hit one of the horses. one kid sucks, so now you can't shoot. i gotta go back. exactly. how bullshit is that?
42:40 that's messed up. and i think the horse lived also. it didn't go like perfectly in the horse's eye. the horse can take a few arrows. they were that breed of horses that have a big red splotch on the side of them as well. they have multiple rings. yeah. i played an injured horse in a movie and that would have been great. so when i was living in the villages in florida, i lived right near... what the...
43:08 so when i was living in the villages, i lived in your an archery range that you could use but it was the villages so like the other people doing archery were like 100 years old. i was like, i don't know.
43:24 i don't know about that. they just see you young bro. archery are like 2000 years old. so that's good as hell. now. now this insane. and yeah, third game is just getting better and better. when i was a kid, i would just hide under the table or the deck. and it always from what? no, no. okay.
43:48 when i was a kid, i had this like reoccurring dream that there were lions roaming the house at night. so to get to my parents' bedroom, i had these stations. i would hide under the kitchen table. okay, safety stations, right? yeah. yeah. every time i would come up from my mom's unfinished basement, i would imagine that i would always picture like dracula was chasing me from the basement and i had, you know, you got to fucking put the burners on going upstairs. you gotta run fast.
44:17 i had a similar thing where i would hide in different parts of my bedroom because i get a couple of people on this call know this but because i for some reason decided that krillin and piccolo could always see me and i didn't want them to see me changing so i would i had hiding spots in my room. i don't know why they couldn't see through the hiding spots but... well they can only sense your key, they wouldn't be able to like physically, you know...
44:44 yeah, when i was a kid and i was afraid of sleeping i would imagine master chief from halo was watching me in my room really? watching like protecting you? yeah, yeah, like yeah, like i'd close my eyes and then in like the world that i could i made up in my head he was standing in my like the corner of my room looking at me all night and i was like, oh what's wrong with that part of the world, ghibli? yeah, that's crazy. what's wrong with us?
45:09 i need a weapon to guard chiblee. did anyone else hide to see if their mum would care? i hate that my answer is yes. she was a really great mum, i think i just really wanted to test her. you also had green mummy that you were scared of. that's true. do you think green mummy would care?
45:36 green mummy was just, i had a dream about my mum and where she was green and then i was scared of green mummy. the house that i grew up in had like an apple tree that was like, i'm not even kidding, maybe six feet tall and like almost fallen over.
45:50 and one day i was like, i'm gonna hide from my mom to see if she thinks i've run away from home and i sat in the tree. but like, it had like no leaves on it, it was like dying and i was really like overweight as a kid so the tree was like on a massive lean. i think, um, i don't think i was like hidden at all, bro. i think from like any distance you could just see, you could just see a child sitting in an apple tree falling over, bro. i love that. was this part of the genius of the annoying apple character?
46:20 i was inspired while we're talking about childhood stories. i was reminded recently. i can't survive a jesse one right now. i'm
46:30 so when i was i had a habit when i was like, oh we should trust you if you say oh it's awesome so i would take peanuts and i would roll them in country time pink lemonade mix i'd shake them up good
46:53 and i was doing this for a long time. and then my mom, i guess, found country time pink lemonade mix in my room and then read an article where she found out that some kids were snorting it. and then so one of those fake articles where they're like, kids are having rainbow parties and stuff. yeah, i don't know what it could possibly be, but i had an interaction where she sat me down at 11 years old, slammed country time lemonade mix in front of me and said, what is this? jesus christ.
47:22 what is this? oh no, dude. and demi, i have bad news. we're all having rainbow parties. you just weren't invited. so. what? oh shit. now who is this wonderful i was on reddit the other day and there was a post from wah slash what is this? and it was a mother posted a picture of a zen and saying, i found this in my child's bedroom. i think it's narcotics. i saw that exact same thing. i mean, it is though. it is narcotics. it's maybe worse than some of them.
47:50 yeah. i like the top comment that was like, if you think it's narcotics, do not cut it open. that's very dangerous if it was. it's anthrax in there. i've never heard a voice like that before. how did you do that?
48:08 if it was that color, start cutting open! don't cut it open! yeah, ryan's is sick. i like that. ryan's is good. i'm just trying not to spend the whole time searching for the right color and then painting my whole guy that color. stefan, i'll have you know i'm in third place, man, so don't say anything that you might regret. okay, ricky's is awesome! ricky's is good! ricky's is fucking good! ricky's is so fucking good! ricky's is so fucking good. that rocks. oh, ew.
48:37 what's everyone's favorite barnyard animal? i'll start. i'll start. it's pig for sure. least generous conversationalist in the world. i know, sorry. i thought it would be funny. pigs smell so bad though. are pigs the ones that can't look at the moon?
48:58 i think that's a favorite someone told you. so i've heard pigs can't look up and dogs can't look up. i've heard both things. dogs can look up. that's bullshit. i think the pig can't look up thing was popularized when vincent d'onofrio wrote the poem about it. yes, about holding up a pig to look at the moon. well, i know that giraffes can't hug. so is that kind of a similar...
49:23 i don't know what horses can't go downstairs and i know that because my mom would go up the stairs onto the belt onto the deck and then it could never get off the deck.
49:31 my mother had a troublesome horse horse getting shot with an arrow. don't worry. no problem. we have to take it down these stairs the horse hospital is just at the bottom of these stairs i love the name of your horse giblets
49:56 i don't know if that's a thing. did i just dox your horse? no, no, twink. oh yeah, yeah, the horse's name is twink. and my mom would go outside and just yell twink as loud as she possibly could. yeah, it just looks like guts. it looks like a cow's guts. it looks like a brain. it doesn't look like an udder. it looks like a brain or guts, yeah. also the udder is right behind it, which doesn't really do me any favors.
50:23 you're the head right next to the udder. yeah. now just a quick compliment for demi. just somebody give demi a kiss. and demi yours as well. i like your accent. i really like jesse's approach of the cow udders here. that's what's making me happy. i really want to milk a cow one day. i'm happy it's fun. it's real fun. it's like a rhythm game. i've never milked anything. yeah, it's like sekiro. i went to the farm and they said, this is just like sekiro. you've played sekiro. well hey, guess what, justin?
50:54 fhibli, was your cow name twink as well? i got nipples. oh, i had like a thousand cows. i don't know if they had names. can you go outside and milk twink, please? milk twink has the strongest teeth i've ever seen. milk twink is seven feet tall and he doesn't speak human language. i love milk twink. i actually really don't. i'm unsettled by milk twink. i don't want to think about him.
51:20 oh that is so boring. woah it won't let me, okay. ah what to do. you just look at what you've done and you're like sickened with yourself. oh all the time. yeah. in the game as well. oh my god. i had a spot but it felt too cheesy so i ran away. but maybe i'll just do it right here. i'm so fucked. this is so much worse than i thought it was dude. i'm doing such a shit job. demi are you hunting? yeah that's my dear boy. i'm cooking. i'm cooking, am i not cooking?
51:51 yeah, it's like the fuck. it's really good. it's kind of scary are you putting underwear on it? i don't really know i think it was it kind of was giving come gutters, but i but underwear, it's fine. also, you know you can toggle your shadow. oh, yeah. good call. yes with a v with v and
52:20 oh my god, mouth you are a wizard. am i? every time i look at you, you're like, god damn. let me have a look at everyone. oh, i feel like it. man, i'm not a good hunter. i know. i forgot how much i hate it. it's really it's so hard. ok, ryan.
52:39 justin hates it. i'm on ryan patrol now. i was actually thinking earlier today about justin because justin is the nicest, kindest man in the world. so the only way you know if he doesn't like what you did is if he goes, okay, okay. oh, he fucking hates what i'm saying. it's not always bad.
53:09 you say that every time, justin. it's never been good yet. i'll say that. okay. okay. sometimes it's like, okay. okay. like that. oh, man. i found some. i'm sorry, but thank fuck i found somebody. jesus. and it was my awesome spot. i'm really stunned. also, ricky, we're in the same room and this is correct. we are? this room is incredible.
53:37 oh my god, we are! hi liz! hey, where is he? chipley's moving like an animatronic. nice to meet you, emily! you are doing some really good voice work today, chipley. it's really upsetting to me. i'm gonna ask a question, and i need you to actually
54:02 like answer it serious if you did have to be in a toilet would you want to be a poop or a pee pee
54:12 the thing is if you're to pee you kind of like lose yourself but in a good way in like a buddhist way where it's like you're no longer the atman like that let's go, all right, this is the best i've ever done in my life. oh
54:39 so good luck. nice! i'll see. ricks! he's just in the toilet again, dude. 100%. just in time to get you, i've been on mobilelytics all morning looking up the meta builds for this. rip's got a lot of crazy hiding spots that i've been ripping lately. man, that guy is insane.
55:03 that's crazy. oh, no, i'm so stupid. i remember being in the hearthstone beta and i was up against kripp and i was like, oh, that's so cool to like play against kripp and win. i was like, i wonder what he said. and i went back to his stream to see and he was just like this piece of shit. you don't want to know what he's saying, asshole.
55:26 i think our second or third stream ever, jf played kurt schilling in hearthstone and got absolutely destroyed. he's in total sweat. it's not fair to put me up against him. i mean, he's like a video game developer, right? mr. kingdom's abominator himself. yeah, exactly. yeah, so he would know. what? mr. bankruptio state. is it $600,000? is that how much it was?
55:53 that can't be right. that's a good ass amount of money right there. justin, you don't exist. yeah, i know mine is crazy. yours seems like cheating. justin just fades out of existence on a stream.
56:12 can i just say to liz, i'd like to apologize to liz. i didn't know you were doing this right. i mean, i... that's really good. i mean... to be clear, libby, unbelievable, amazing, and so unconvincing. but, amazing. i almost said, is that you? and then like verbally described where you were hiding. that is amazing that you went first.
56:40 yeah, that is pretty incredible wow sorry. i've done that in log is like oh you look so good up there and then yeah, yeah, yeah someone i think when liz before was like chibling good texture. i was like look for texture they're painting at all stefan not to sound like mom, but we need a clean wipe on this one okay, bud, okay?
57:05 i know how to wipe your ass
57:15 you, okay, you haven't seen the way stefan does it. he's going side to side swirly style. so we can't. and he's using a piece of chocolate cake. i shake like a wet dog. jesse, how could you? i looked up and i saw it was you instead of a normal thing from the level. so i shot you. you were like, now that looks like libby. okay, so you've played this game before. i think jf's starting to get it. yeah. i found a mouse skull in my dog's poop the other day.
57:45 why were you looking? were you searching? i guess you do have to get really involved. she lost her airpod. maybe a cheater. and then the mouse skull came out wearing both airpods. and i was like, alright now i'm glad she ate that. and then she did a what are you listening to interview.
58:08 we're almost done with the stock maps, there's only one more. i love the modded maps, i'm so excited for the modded maps. and also i can't believe we've been playing for an hour, this game is so fun. i like talking to people.
58:24 yes, i like this hard hard job just so much easier which is my shoulders, yes, sir i think plunges are more mandatory mandatory in america because i've never blocked my toilet but whenever i stay with apollo i block his toilet like ten times in like a week, bro it's you don't you guys have the you have the poop shelf right? don't you?
58:49 well, i don't know because it might be the food one time i ordered a whole papa john's chacaroni and ate the whole thing and the chacaroni is a pepperoni pizza that's the size that would satisfy the chacaroni to me like i don't know what
59:09 i didn't i thought you meant like shac can i was like it's as big as a shack? did i tell you about how when i was younger i got ambushed by a news reporter and it's in a comic book store yeah, i
59:31 she's like, who's your hero? and i panicked so i just looked around and i said shaquille o'neal. cause there was a poster of him. good answer. good answer. good answer. good answer. nothing wrong with it.
59:44 let me get the haptic suit on. i'm putting on the haptic vest and watching no country for old men and i'm putting the vest on my forehead. oh, ryan! wow, ryan, i love this. check it out. really good. that's usually a death curse. as soon as someone says that they get shot. well, you guys were already talking about the haptic vest, so i know you hate me, but that's fine. i don't even know what that is.
1:00:12 it's like a suit that do not tell dbj what that is! don't tell dbj what that is. jesus. i would love to see dbj strapped up. you're talking to a guy that was hanging from ropes two weeks ago. you're gonna shorten the rope? i don't we can't shorten the rope right now. i don't think that cutting and splicing rope in the middle of the show is a good idea. that doesn't seem like a good why is there baby powder up there? fuck!
1:00:45 dbj's next stream idea is he's putting whatever it's called, the twista from like soulful. the twista guy's limbs all the way around. one by one. one by one and he's like, this should be fine. my next big event stream is i'm gonna do, and i haven't figured this out, but whatever happened to electro, i'm gonna do to me.
1:01:06 i mean, yeah. well, no, it's sort of electro from the comics. oh the one in the movie didn't get laid and i'm more of a shack guy. yeah next dreams bothering stingrays. let's see yeah
1:01:29 hey, hey, hey, jesse! but it won't kill me. i'd like to know more about this annoying stingray character. hey! i'm not gonna make jokes, because people are gonna get mad at me if i go too far. the annoying stingray. somebody thought i was a kiwi in your chat, justin. that's... oh wow. that's not usually the way that happens. fucking piece of shit! fucking kiwis! i'm australian.
1:01:58 i get called australian so much now i just roll with it. especially during mecca, meeting so many new people. they're like, oh we can have an australia! and i'm like, oh we've got so much stuff. that was so good. i've been australian. oh i dunno, like telly stuff. burger king, but we don't call it that! we don't call it burger king! we don't call it burger king, we call it happy jj! in australia it's the burger king.
1:02:26 yep. sorry. justin, you messed up your sense of bro. yeah. i missed it. so if you don't have the map. called it out and in. it doesn't sound very appealing, right? oh no. that's not the way it works. that's not the order.
1:02:47 no, but if you take it out and put it in your mouth, like then it's out and in. that's true, if you start outside of the restaurant that is the first step is you need to go in. yeah, you are out. and then they take out the burger from their hand of in your mouth. and you put it into your mouth, yeah. can i just tell you the dumbest thing i've ever done? because i just did it. yeah, go ahead. remember how my cat ran across me and like scratched me when the doorbell rang?
1:03:14 i just saw a bunch, i looked at my hand and went, oh i got raspberry on my hand. and then i scratched it to get it off and it hurt really bad. did you have raspberries? why did you leap straight into your raspberries? i do have raspberries. brian, can i ask, did you also just go pee, man? yeah. yeah, we're synced up. how did you know? somebody in my chat said me and you left our computers at the same time.
1:03:43 they're on piss watch. kind of weird that they're both watching you. yeah. yeah. kind of weird that there's people watching. why isn't anyone watching me? i think i'm doing a fucked up bad job. i am. i'll probably go pee later. ryan, did you catch someone? not really. i was so hyper fixated on painting. anyone else know how to spot or? not yet, technically.
1:04:11 is there more of this? i'm fucking shit. i don't care any i'm just fucked. oh fuck. oh shit. i didn't realize. i have to finish this very quickly. what is that thing? as if you don't know. oh ryan, you watching? a dog eating anytime. that's good. watch your skin. whoa, shit. hello. yeah. i'm trying to intimidate.
1:04:37 the panopticon approach, i like that. i fucking hate my hiding spot. aww, ryan, that's really cute, i like that. no doubt this is gonna work, thank you for that by the way. is it nice enough to get an eon at the end of the lobby maybe?
1:04:54 you're really debasing yourself like an uber driver if you look at it from all angles, there you go. oh my god. oh
1:05:12 apollo. yeah, apollo's is fucking great. apollo's is really good. we've officially been kicked up to a sweat lobby now that apollo's here. yeah, apollo's is sweaty. i can't keep up anymore. well, i can see how you think of him, sweaty. i'm so proud of everyone. everyone's been hiding so good today. thanks. you're welcome. thanks, bro. this is my first good spot. wow! okay. i do like that, apollo. oh my god.
1:05:41 alright, i can't see it. why can't i freaking see it parental controls? oh you're talking about follows
1:05:49 oh, that's a lot of fun, matti. i like that. thank you. that's what i really want. i don't really want laughs. i just want to acknowledge it. that's a lot of fun. i just want other people to like what i'm doing. yeah, i just need a pat on the head. just tell me what i'm doing is right. you want me to see yours and go, huh? ok. yeah, i guess. whatever you want. ok. ok.
1:06:15 did you get tired, chiblee? is that what happened? me? did i get tired? yeah. i couldn't find a spot, so i did an interesting play. justin, how do you keep getting worse at this spot? it's literally good. no, no, no. yeah, i know. it was good. what are you talking about? oh, it's pam.
1:06:38 dbj, i thought yours was shitty, but i actually really like it. oh yeah, that is really good. that's solid. oh, hello. you didn't have to say the first bit. you got me! oh, i get it, yeah.
1:06:53 what's your favorite grocery? my favorite? yes. no, not lately. cherry tomatoes lately. oh, bok choy is a good one. yeah. okay. okay. like the item. yeah. just what's your favorite item? any item at the grocery store? any single thing in there? like it could be like a beach towel. do snacks are the most fun to buy?
1:07:14 getting your fucking beach towels from the grocery store? maybe you're going to the beach and you don't have one. shit, you're so fucking right dude, i'm sorry. i was just at target today and i watched a guy walk in with a cut off muscle shirt and his board shorts on and flip flops and he walked into target and said, do you guys have any towels? and they said no and he went, oh, okay and walked out.
1:07:40 were they lying to him? they have so many towels in target. that's one of those tiny bullshit targets. so it was a, it was a mini target. it was a shitty mini target that they have in the city. and then he was looking for beach towels. and i don't think they had beach towels. he was looking for a beach towel in the city. i actually went to target, trader joe's and costco this morning. so i had a really. oh my god. jesus christ. holy fuck. are you in the make a wish program?
1:08:08 i used to know a guy who, by the way, before i tell this story is still alive and is like 40. that is a haunting way to start a story. but listen, this is because if i just said, i knew someone who did the make a wish program, you'd think i was talking about a dead kid. so i'm just saying. oh, understood. understood. oh, bear. nice.
1:08:37 and, um, he you did say you used to know them, which is also interesting. because i don't hang out with them anymore because they're a freak. cut them off because you got j. they got a miku hush. they were in the dbj? sorry. really good. start going down the room. i'm happy with my spot, yeah.
1:08:54 they were in the make a wish program and they were watching everybody get all their make a wishes around them it was like meeting different celebrities and stuff and going to disneyland and these huge trips of their families and um and they asked for a dell laptop maybe they wanted to tell to sit on their lap
1:09:16 no, no, i gotta make a wish and the same thing kinda happened to me. you gotta make a wish? are you serious? you gotta make a wish? yes, and i asked for a dirt bike and they said no you're gonna die on that. and then i asked for a lizard and they said no that's gonna make you sick. and then i asked for a gaming pc and they gave me a laptop that couldn't even run command and conquer bro i'm not kidding.
1:09:39 how can you, hold on, you talking to a make a wish kid and you say, no, you're going to die on that. bitch, i'm going to die anyway. the whole point of me getting it at all is i'm dying. when i was 14, i got a fake id so i could buy a lizard and...
1:09:56 the lizard, um, when i was going, i was like walking home from the pet store and i was like, oh my god, i didn't even get a fucking tank or anything. what am i doing? walking home with it in your hand? when you were in the pet store?
1:10:11 i have a theory that like the guy was like, let's just give her a really sick lizard. like she clearly wants it really badly. they just handed you a lizard into your hand. a bunch of kids hanging outside the pet store waiting for a grownup to walk by so they can... how do i know if i'm looking at other people and i get shot, how do i know if i'm dead?
1:10:35 because when i look at me, i still look like me, but i don't know if i'm dead yet. am i dead? if you're there, you're not dead. and if your name is you're alive. no, your life is in white in this war thing. but my name is green. okay, demi, so do you know if you can tell the difference between the green and the red ones?
1:10:56 fuck, libby, oh no. oh, i forgot, demi, you're colorblind, eh? oh my god. wait, you're colorblind? because there should be one green one and then some more red. okay, now i see the different shade now, yeah. oh my god. it's trying to prove that she's not colorblind like mike brady was attacking.
1:11:20 are you the eye of sauron, matt? i don't know what was going on there. i was kind of making up a new character and just letting you feel it. so you made the eye of sauron. i'm sorry, you look like marge's pussy. i don't know, like... there you go, there you go.
1:11:39 no, munch has bush for off googled it. it's nothing like i saw her in play when she was in playboy, is that true? yeah, she was in play. oh, baby, bro. she has kids. why would she do that? i
1:11:53 you wouldn't know it looking at the playboy center for oh my god if the bush does the same thing that the hair does like it's a column emitting from her mons bride of frankenstein type
1:12:14 i couldn't see a damn thing. there's too much stuff going on. there's a lot of stuff. i was such a good fucking turkey and mattie instantly shot me. oh, good god, ryan. that's diabolical. ryan's fucked up for now. ryan is crammed. i can't even tell where. in a spot like this, it's the only time i feel like the real me.
1:12:36 i can't even see it using the in game camera. you gotta go a specific... i'm trying. ryan, if you were in that cave where that guy was trapped head first... nutty putty, yeah. yeah, nutty putty cave, sorry. i didn't know if you were gonna know if i said nutty putty, so i was... you know.
1:13:01 but it's a cave where, so if you were in there, what would you, do you think you would get out or? nutty putty came out my wall. i don't think i possess any kind of special technique for getting out of nutty putty cave. you don't, okay. either you'd get out or. i think you could do either on this map maybe. it's like a first date question with the people. do you think you'd get out of nutty putty or what? i would at least ask that they like blow me up or something.
1:13:31 like let him make a wish kid shoot an rpg in the hole. yeah, make a wish. i want to shoot someone with a rocket. i want to kill someone with a rocket. just a hole straight down. when is your new thing coming? my new thing? it is coming.
1:13:49 okay, so we're getting the first edit in, um, really in a cut in maybe today, maybe tomorrow, and it should be out, they reckon, um, august. it'll be all done by then, and i'm fucking so fucking proud of it. i'm so excited. i'm excited. i can't wait. i've heard it is going to be even better than the first season.
1:14:08 i believe it is going to be better than the first season, it's fucking ridiculous. yeah, hand to long and bolt keys, this is season 2 of so you want to win a penis pump. it's good, i mean... oh, yay! i'm so excited! bro, it is... i'm so fucking proud of it. i'm really proud.
1:14:24 living alone is crazy because sometimes i'm sitting here and i'm like, i could just buy a penis pump and see what goes on with it. well, there's the one that i... yeah, go ahead. oh, libby? yes. i still have the one that i won from demi from being on penis pump on twitch. and we had someone staying in my apartment while we were gone for a couple of weeks.
1:14:41 came back and it looked like the box like exploded oh all of the penis pump stuff is like out on the shelf maybe they open it and got like afraid and then like threw it in like droptics occurs i did take it a lot. yeah, it's always been a bit, you know ready to go but yeah, it gave up while we were oh
1:15:05 while we were gone which means that she's seen the rubber pussy that it comes with which it comes with a rubber pussy it does yeah so the one that i got for libby the seal of it is in the shape of a pussy right when it where it like clasps your wiener um and so we were oh and this was libby do you remember that i think this was
1:15:24 two days before my wedding, we were trying to make a science experiment volcano out of the rubber pussy in my kitchen. but we only had green food dye, so i was completely green by the end of the night. yeah, i just finished cleaning that out like two months ago. i wanted to show it to my friends and i was like, oh, the tubes are all blocked still. it was baking. yeah, they're still green.
1:15:49 we tried to make it so it would spray out lava but... that's incredible. it was a bit pathetic, honestly. it was really pathetic and i think we were a bit drunk too because it was like we had just had our fake thanksgiving. i mean this sincerely, is that because you thought lava was green? shut up. shut the fuck up.
1:16:16 the colorblind stand up trying to make jokes and just but nobody can relate dude when a volcano blows up it's like it's like it's like the hulk is coming right? it's like the hulk's come
1:16:29 i was literally, i couldn't think of anything just now. i was going to be like, you guys ever think a lot of stuff is gray? just like dog colorblind. the dogs are going, that's right. that's what you're asking. if you guys were dogs, this would be making a lot more sense, but wait.
1:16:56 i don't know where you guys are. some of us are fighting. oh, some of us are.
1:17:07 when i was a kid and i went to hollywood one time, there was a guy selling his rap cd called time to eat and all the rap songs were about eating food. that's sick. that sounds great. damn it. i lost it, i'm sad. okay, so i understand why we couldn't find anybody because apparently you're allowed to clip into... what the fuck is this? okay, i can't believe you're off in spot. you're just mad. he literally clipped into the fuck.
1:17:32 he's fucking a fucking geomacher! ricky got shot and i didn't get shot. i don't know how that's possible. stefan, i thought that was going to happen, man. i was really giving my life for you. because you're like, i already shot somebody here. there's nobody else. exactly. thank you, ricky. thank you. i'm gonna need a motherfucking eon for my spot. i'm not giving you an eon, you're a geomacher. you're a really good shit in there. eon is really good. i mean, it's fine.
1:18:00 that's a good little shit in the toilet. very too much. fuck off. it's giving me a lot of that. okay. got the guy in nutty putty cave be like... that's so sad. what? sad.
1:18:13 15 minutes of make alike strips the one guy who climbed into the cave. come on man. that guy was an adult! that guy was an adult, he knew what he was up to. can someone fucking tell me what naughty putty cave is? no, no don't tell her, don't tell her. i'm imagining it's like some sort of like amusement park attraction or something. no, no, no a guy climbed into a cave.
1:18:37 head first and got stuck inside of the cave head first and then everybody got so sad when he died head first stuck inside of the cave.
1:18:46 everyone got so sad is this like a real guy yeah, yeah he famously horrific how he died and it's called the nutty putty cave and
1:19:08 i probably would just call it like a like not the nutty it makes it sound fun no wonder he went in there yeah it sounds cool they named it that after he died his name was bill nutty putty
1:19:21 you like this i think
1:19:49 i'm happy with it. ryan. do you have a problem with me? justin, i like yours. thank you. i miss clicked and now i'm fucked. that was like watching a nature documentary. there's too many buttons sometimes in the game. yeah, no, there is. ryan. i did such a good job too.
1:20:17 wait i like how two people had the same idea ricky i like ricky ricky's spot was really good oh my god dami that's so good do you like it i love really like dami yeah that was a nice one thank you so much which one is let me see let me see if dami is anywhere she's gonna be part of this
1:20:40 i'm gonna be part of what? hold on, i need to see where you think i'm part of. oh demis is so fucking good! oh my god! crab graspus! i love demis. i love crab graspus but look at demis. wow. yeah demis is outstanding.
1:20:55 i'm not even gonna look at anyone else's so i can make sure that i can give demi money. tbj yours is also very good. wow, that's good. holy cow. i'm really having... i really like ryan's focus. yeah, it's funny. ryan's is good. i'm having a giggle. i'm having a giggle at it. i really like it. oh, i didn't see the word on ryan's. yeah. it's convincing. it's very convincing. it is, yeah.
1:21:27 i've employed a certain approach to a few of the rounds that has been working out pretty well, i think. malf, i like your poop. it's been enough time for me to make it, but malf did one of the most insane things i've ever seen a player do, and i can't wait to talk about it. okay? guys, i didn't have the courage to. when we were talking about the penis pump, i wanted to say i like it when mine doesn't look like pussy because it's like a medical device, and i don't want it to be like that. yeah, it's not for pleasure. this isn't a joke.
1:21:56 so i lasted the entire time somehow and malf came by and shot the lobster, but not the lobster. which is kind of unbelievable to me.
1:22:10 i should get into those. i think i'm looking for more variety. joining that csa is like the best shit i ever did. i love it. i just get different fruit every day. joining the what? joining the confederate states of america. i mean, i'm in virginia. you're in the capitol baby. all you have to do is pledge to secede if it ever comes to that.
1:22:30 i was at the virginia history museum, which first of all as soon as i entered a room with paintings i was like, where am i hiding? but also i felt crazy when i entered the room with the statue of robert e. lee and giant murals of the confederacy. that's a bad look for me bro. his last name is lee?
1:22:57 oh. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
1:23:19 it's really not that bad, right? i think you did better than you think you did. but like rotate your camera a little bit. i know, but... i literally can't see liz at all. wow. i mean, of course. liz is smurfing on this man. literally no fucking sign of a person. oh fuck, i just saw ryan. it's really good if you're like lebron james.
1:23:47 oh yeah yeah yeah. it's justin and chiblee. yeah we're... we have a bit of a duo hide going. yeah justin and chiblee are like really funny. very good. good frickin' luck. mouth is completely invisible. mouth is crazy yeah. invisible mouth. people that i can't see when i'm looking at it. wow! fuck! what? send back the money. apollo, send back the money. you fuckin' rat. wow. you fuckin' rat.
1:24:18 that's crazy. like even if you get close up to liz, still can't. i know, i can't just see it. i'm as close as i can be.
1:24:27 i did, i, stefan found me immediately. cause i sort of, i panicked and i ran out of time. so mine was just a guy standing there with his hand on his hip. and i wrote don't on the front. you were also not even facing the direction that he was. so i didn't know where he was going to pop in.
1:24:50 ryan this is so nice from one angle. yeah that was my analysis too. from exactly one angle it's perfect. it looks kind of like an art attack project from one perfect angle. this is art attack. i only liked it with neil, i didn't like the imposter. yeah neil, yeah neil's the one. i like how ryan's looks great from the angle, it looks awful from the angle the hunters will see it at.
1:25:17 from the exact angle that he painted it at if it felt
1:25:40 yeah
1:25:48 do you think that what they did to get smart, do you think that would work with other people from throughout history? you have to smoke their ashes. smoking the ashes of a smart person will make you smart. right. so like, it's like robert mueller died this year, so if i smoked his ashes, maybe i could put an end to all this. i can't fucking believe ryan didn't get found. i know, it's insane. it is insane. where, okay, hold on. so you hate me? yeah, you gotta i'm gonna go down stairs.
1:26:17 i'm gonna go downstairs and smoke my dad's ashes and then i'm gonna drink 15 diet cokes a day. that's all that's gonna happen. mine's a new meta. and the cycle continues. your spot is crazy. it's so crazy. oh my god, ryan. you somehow got like the color to do vantablack, i think. yeah, it's crazy. he's invisible. anish kapoor's coming for your ass for that one. oh, don't sue me.
1:26:46 mine was unfinished. that's why i screamed. i was so locked in. i was sorry for screaming.
1:26:54 that was really fun. i'm going to go have lunch. bye everyone. thank you. bye. is this the end of the road? i got to bounce too. what's the vibes for everybody else? can i just say i had a great time and also i wasn't yawning because i was tired. i was yawning because this game gives me the exact amount of motion sickness that triggers yawning, but not so much that it triggers me throwing up, which is why also i need to learn that if i'm going to do two hours of mecha,
1:27:24 the play after you're done painting is to put yourself in the corner with free cam and be on security camera and then don't move. have you seen slackers? i don't think i can imagine any other streamer who might have seen it. have i seen slackers? what a ridiculous question. i love you but i hate you which brings to mind how much i love you
1:27:54 we coulda worked things out, you know in my little room, in my little locked room i'm sorry that you had to settle for dave the one dimensional man he's filed under cocksucker in my little black book sweetness can rot your teeth bittersweet cacophony
1:28:28 you hold the key, you hold the key. you think i don't know every word from slackers? devin sarwa, jason schwartzman. kind of insane this information occupies space in the brain. yeah, no i agree. i think that sometimes when i like, i hear a song usually like during a peloton ride, i'll hear a song that i've literally not heard.
1:28:58 since like 1998 and i still know like 80% of the words. i'm like, what are you doing in there?