This is the end of videogames (complimentary) (Gamble With Your Friends)

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0:00 here we go. imagine how much money you could win grandpa. whoa. wait. oh, okay. okay. i guess i'll be on discord. wait, can you hear me? i can hear you well. yeah. what the heck? can you hear me? i can hear you perfectly. you saw where you guys. oh, you gotta come out of your womb. what are you? what are we? whoa, guys, what's going on in here? this is crazy. it's crazy in here. oh, hats.
0:30 we don't we're too poor what's going on in here? oh? where are you? oh my gosh? you're the best drawer wait the piss drawers the tub oh no no no it's changed the color oh
0:48 i want the green. i want the green. you can change your color in the piss pool. they didn't give a fuck man. it took so much practice to get the to pick the blood color through the wall. i was watching you dude on stream before. oh no. no, no, no. i think we gotta go out and gamble. wait, wait, wait. this might be peak. check this out. oh hell yeah. how'd you do that? emo wheels on our.
1:17 oh smoke salute. they probably spent a whole day on this. i might have taken one alone. oh wait wait that looks so cool like the white kory. yeah. oh this is good. kory's like we need this in vr.
1:47 wait, they got cinema too? this game has everything man. my goodness. which one's cinema? absolute cinema. so you do have some tickets you can buy some hats over here. okay. we share our money right? do we? good point. wait, what does this mean?
2:17 okay, we can buy some shaker stuff. we don't have tickets. we don't have tickets. retrieve items is crazy. two tickets shop reroll. he said hello to me. it's freaking me out. what are you doing, ryan? i don't know what i've been doing, honestly. do we share a ticket? i'm seeing 1000 out of 1.2k. i don't know what that means, but i see with my eyes. yeah, top left there's 15.
2:52 yeah, yellow tickets. there's gotta be a way to actually gamble on some follow me. follow me. yeah, you got to talk to this guy when his phone rings and then the door on the limo opens up then you get in the limo and you go to the casino. holy shit. what if i just get in here without giving him any money? oh shit. is everyone here? i also think i'm bugged and i can't pick up any items but that's okay. i do well for my team.
3:26 oh my gosh, look at this place. it's beautiful. here we are. i tried to pick up the baseball bat. it wouldn't let me. i also couldn't pick anything up. emergency only. anybody? no, no, i heard it. i ignored it. sorry, that was on me. all right guys, up to the first floor of the casino. i thought we were on the... damn! who are these guys?
3:50 oh, this is this is we're just genuinely gambling. yeah, yeah, i think so. put on clothes. underdressed. wait, excuse me. six, seven, six, seven. oh, this guy's drinking and looking at me. oh, my god. what does this do? free money?
4:09 what was the emote? they definitely had a conversation about this. that's right i've never been to a casino in real life. so this is fucking bro, i'm all in guys i'm broke. i'm broke. usually it's just a bunch of old guys sushi
4:33 damn, sushi bar, slot machines. oh, oh, oh. i'm putting my money on yarl. oh, duck race, yes! can we bet together or do we have to watch someone singularly do this? i don't know. i want yarl. oh wait, we have to choose one.
4:52 yeah, that makes sense. let's go yaro. oh my god. it's uma masumi. holy shit. oh my god. bro we won. i got all the credit for you. i got all the credit because i pressed the play button. we won. we won. we share money. we share money. oh okay great great great. i felt bad.
5:11 i don't have enough money to gamble. i don't have any money to gamble. i can't press anything. they've locked me out of the casino. they've locked me out.
5:36 it's cuz you have the baseball bat. not on my screen. max bet is 100. guy with a baseball bat at the casino, kind of a weird look. 180, max bet 180. let's do it, let's do it. fuck it bro, i'm all in. okay, 50. 300 bucks. i'm loving this bet. spin it. red, black. just a straight black. well, fucking spin it, bro.
6:00 guys i was one big guy one big oh you did oh god
6:27 i cut our money in half, but then i doubled it. so i'm ahead. i'm way up.
6:48 we're back we're back i got the jackpot i got 900 bucks all right, we can slow our roll we can slow our roll a little bit oh
7:09 oh, can i hit random people? yes! i'm all in. i'm all in. come on, come on. spin faster, spin faster. i'm all in. come on, come on. come on, put me... faster, faster. little more, little more, little more, little more, little more of this, little more of this.
7:52 does anyone want to get the other two machines? bro, i'm i get off of this machine's hot, bro. bro, get off of the machine's hot, you're blocking me!
8:26 you need them to clear out of the way. huge, thank you, thank you. guys, i was big up on it. when we see stats after this, i'm mvp.
8:45 wait we lost? oh my god. okay. i think look at the stats on the right. look at this overall stats. wait, what's your stats? everybody say how much money you have. i'm plus 555. i'm minus 3.37. i feel bad about it. i don't even see how much you made. mine just says plus 30 but it says...
9:07 i don't even see ryze's name. how can you see the leader by there? how do you see the leader? i only see myself. wait, are you in our group? are you just gambling by yourself? i'm bob balaban with a muscle with a nearing. no, i don't see and the group is only four people game. how much money do you have in the top right? 762. okay, so we same. okay. hold up. i gotta smoke about this. yeah, you kick the habit.
9:33 did i click you know, nope worth oh no. i had a cigarette guy it tastes different. no, i think he's gonna kill this man retrieve items what are you pinching his nose? that's crazy. fuck it. we go back to the first floor cigarette. oh
9:52 i think we go back to the base and then the shark kills us probably and then we start again. why would the shark kill us? because we didn't get what we needed on day one. oh, it's like lethal company. yeah. what do we need? stats for day one. 1.2k. does anyone know if you can eat mint leaves whole?
10:17 yeah, you can. i can see your stats. are you seeing the graph? oh my god, you guys fucking suck! okay. ryan is mvp. some of us were acclimating to the smoke filled halls of the casino, okay? you get tickets for gambling the most and losing it though. for anyone who's curious. yeah. holy cow, man.
10:40 oh no. oh no. about to be killed of mice and men style? oh dude. i think i'm feeling like i'm taking out the bastard. oh we gotta dig our own grave man. get in. this is a f*** scene. brutal. oh those are party bags. yeah they're gonna kill us. i still like this exact scene. what is it like joe pesci?
11:04 no, it was way more horrible. it was i shouldn't even bring it up. okay. oh no. it was based on a true story, real tragic shit. good gambling game though. good game. good dirty bucks. nice try everyone. nice try. 14 bucks. nissan minus 337. i don't know how that happened.
11:25 ludwig minus 500 it does include it in the total yes, yeah, i don't know what's going on probably your name is too long for the record. i wanted to bet on right? come out today. all right, come on oh lady continue. oh, they didn't continue and then we can get some of the the loot man cuz i've got 15 tickets now. oh
11:54 yes. well, i think i had 15 tickets to start with. they were giving us some staff boost, right? yeah, you can reroll stuff. hey, don't start. i think i need to quit and rejoin. i'm bugged. okay. okay. okay. oh, hello. because when i pick stuff up, when i pick stuff up, is that what i said? it doesn't show me the stuff. it doesn't show me the stuff, man.
12:28 that's just how it is? nah man, i was playing earlier. what's up y'all? can i pick up some stuff? see? chat apologized to me.
13:02 i told you that's not how it works. hello. i need to smoke about this. did i just buy something? do i look different? because i opened a loot box. yeah, i think you look the same. you got a treasure there. yeah. it appears to not have done anything. oh, i like the basketball. that's fair. yeah, they have an old basketball court over here. okay, what do you have there? i have a... hey, what the fuck? i haven't been able to pick up a lot of my video. over here, you saw me. i need a bat. oh, this is...
13:33 i don't think they like that in street ball. what's up? wait, is this the devs? wait, can you do that? this is definitely the dev hacking into our thing, right? no, don't do it! kate, how did you get a gun? i'm literally being bullied right now. i'm literally being bullied.
14:07 okay, your gun has flown out of the map. where did my gun go? i spent money on that. good luck, gamblit. thank you, dev! thank you, dev! oh my god. i just bought two things but i didn't get shit. wait, chill, chill. i lost my item when i got shot in the head.
14:30 yes if i shoot with this gun of a body part it pays 33% of the quota really? so yeah, so if any of going outside the damn gamble hell yes to my god go i'm gonna be first
14:57 i'm gonna be for it didn't work. it didn't work. come on, come on. i wanted to hit us with the you're the smartest guy. no wall. that would have been huge. that would have been
15:11 guys, i have a time machine that will take us back 60 seconds. let's go all in right off the bat. i have an adorable chunky cat. wait, you literally do. bro, i bought two of these mystery boxes. i think it's shit. well, i took one. i stole one from you. i was also buying mystery boxes for you then. okay guys, let's coordinate. let's all go all in at the same time and if we come out behind, we use the time machine.
15:39 i think that's very clever. we should be doing this in front of this guy though. i think so. i think everyone's 60 seconds. time machine. wait, why do we have $100? we have 1k. we have 1000. 1k. yeah, we have 1000. for me it says 100. guys, i think our game is broken. yeah, i think our game is broken. what does the cat do? you know what? i'll rewind time to before it was broken. there you go. okay. nothing happened. let us in.
16:20 let me try. here, you try, you try, you try. when you're so touch starved, you're just interacting with the skeppy guy. maybe press on stop? press report a bug? unstuck? yeah, but it teleported me. alright, remake, remake? remake, remake, remake, remake, remake, remake. i'm in. i'm not in. i'm in. what's up, y'all? hello, hello? hello. alright, see you in the game, bozos. goodbye.
17:26 i was in discord. we're back. i see everybody, i see $1,000. can i suggest maybe let's not beat the shit out of each other and buy a million items to start? maybe. yeah, we can go straight to the casino. smart. you don't get it but the mystery ones we did get, i don't know. i thought you bought it and put it in here and buy, right? they don't care about me.
17:57 they don't care about me at all. yes, and all my tickets are gone. yes, i think all of all of our tickets are gone. you guys know i wanted to be first. you guys know you have side quests too, right?
18:29 yeah, top left going in all in on red baby. yep. oh, maybe we've all got the same one. oh, our stuff our stuff. yes. all right. okay. okay. all right. i'm going straight to it. i also if your time machine doesn't work, we use you songs time machine that is back huge before you use this. should we do? let's let's collude. yeah, let's collude on roulette. yeah. yeah. yeah. big. oh, we do two big roulette bets. yeah.
18:57 so why not just put you can put everything on one number? oh shit, i just used my time machine. i'm so sorry. oh my god, you saw? oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. can i kill him? can i kill him? wait, it was zero. it was zero. go all on red! go all on a number, man! we got a time machine! take a risk! isn't it zero? we just know it? true. wait... wait! ludwig, you fucking genius! spin it, use the time machine, and then run it back!
19:24 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. let's just spin it for like, just red to do our daily. yeah, yeah, okay. huge. they're not listening. they're not listening. okay. okay. and then i'm going to use it. rewind time. i've used it all in on 28. all in, all in, all in.
19:49 what the fuck? i don't think we have any more time machines, man! fuck it, run it again. i'm going back on 28.
20:04 motherfucker okay, we're jesus christ i won i literally won plus 360 we do only have four minutes. i have to bet it on red and win. oh
20:30 we can't play these ones? motherfucker, motherfucker man. we're back. okay guys, we have four minutes. how are we going to make this work? we need to play high ev games.
20:47 motherfucker. give me y'all. what are you doing over here? let's go. 16. motherfucker. we got to play high risk high risk. 670. my god. just hit.
21:11 motherfucker, man. motherfucker. guys, i gotta win it back. this, this, that screen is gonna be fucked up. i gotta win it back.
21:38 i think we're gonna die again. kory, i've lost all of our money, man. i've lost it all. i need to win it back. i need to win it back right here. oh, motherfucker, man! no, we don't kill anybody! wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! we just win it back! there we go, 3x! and then we double it. we go again. we double it and give it to the next guy. yes.
22:03 spin again, that's even better than the jackpot. ludwig is gonna spend all of our money as soon as we get it. 2x, 2x. send it, send it! no, it's too late, he was too fast! how are the moneys just disappearing so fast? oh my god! yes! okay. ryan's coming back.
22:32 oh no. no! oh fuck. i think we have to kill somebody. guys, i think we have to pollute and kill somebody. i think it's either...
22:48 i think it's either ludwig or usos. hey, okay. 370 versus 380. like 370 is just a bad day that anyone could have, but 380 is like willful negligence, you know? 380 is pretty bad. ludwig, what's your last word? ryan bet with my money. you have lost 380 though. ryan bet with my money. i feel like i didn't even get to bet with ludwig's money. people are out here. you should honestly shoot me. i lost everything about myself in the casino.
23:16 i'm back. i'm back. yes, yes, yes. no, no.
23:43 wait, wait, wait, he's back. he's back. we can make it. we can make it. we just need a couple of good spins. at any given moment you're just three doublings away from matching elon musk net worth. oh my gosh.
24:16 wait 17 seconds start shooting eyeballs shoot eyeballs i didn't even i was using my bad eye to gamble
24:39 my god, look at this. look at this like genuinely look at this. i made it in the positives. my god, we won. my god. my god. how did we do it? corey has no mouth. corey, you have no mouth and you in the game you sound like.
25:04 some of us were heroes that volunteered to be shot so that we could spend it on duck race. no, you're chill you're chill i can't smoke for some funny show your mouth of it. i'm so sorry
25:25 fuck it, bro. we go home. this is a great day of work everyone damn i'm not like a math genius, but i'm looking at this i'm pretty sure we were down like a grand and we just made up for it with body parts some of us really carried towards the end with duck race don't even watch this this graph is so fucked up man. it's so bad
25:52 literally the day ended as i was having my come up. the day ended as i was having my come up. jesus christ. i can't hear you. i don't know what you're saying. no man, no. you have no mouth. maybe you just don't have a mouth forever.
26:20 let's buy some shit this time, man. are you also, is half of your screen also dark? yes, you are also missing an eye. yeah, i'm also missing an eye. voluntary that shit straight out of kaiji. love that. wait, well, active prevents all loss nearby. i still think the time machine strats the way to go, man. no, obviously not, dude. i think the gun is where it's... we don't have infinite body parts.
26:48 without the gun we would have had nothing. okay, who's mouth am i shooting next? who's that? corey we don't know what you're saying man! hello. okay, who got two eyes? who got two eyes? i think corey got okay corey made that mistake.
27:08 we'll shoot one of your eye next. okay, you might have to i mean at this point. when you shot me what happened to you? are you fine? you're good, you're good. i just tanked the bullet? i think so. i think you're good. yeah, you seem okay. you're fine. yeah, you're fine. okay, great. kory, kory, kory, we can't hear you. kory, we can't hear you man.
27:34 maybe i can't hear good. they're gonna say. he doesn't get it. he doesn't get it. sir, sir.
28:05 what the fuck just happened? no, i didn't i bet it and then someone knocked me while i was mid black jack hand.
28:16 all right, now i lost it. fuck. yeah, we are. you're fucked, lad. yes, yes, yes, yes. well, it's a red. yeah, we're gonna make her shit. god, i got a craft.
28:45 i'm back. i'm back. the money go. double it. double it. i don't have the money to double it. i don't have a show you were here the whole time. we were over the quarter that we needed.
29:14 minimum bet 54. all right. we have $40. what happened? invalid bed amount, minimum 45. guys, we can't play any games. you need 45 to bet on anything. duck races are washed by the way. it's rigged against you. we're back. gable, gable, gable. okay, i won big. i won big. let's chill, chill, chill, chill. we got it. we got a stash to work with. we got a stack. we got a stack.
29:49 don't burn it all, just have some patience. i got patience, it's called hitting on a 14. all right, not the way i would have phrased that. big ass vending machine bro. fuck it, max bet, invalid bet. we have $6, guys we have $6. someone needs to get shot right now and it probably should be the last place person.
30:21 you're welcome, you're welcome. motherfucker, man.
30:33 i look at me. i am i'm the only one who's in the green. i'm literally saving you guys i
30:57 yes, i love d&d dice and debt there's got to be another way to make money in here. oh dude, you get the bat and just start wailing on people i need your money. give me your money oh what the fuck? 21? i need just one yarl hit
31:39 this is fucked up. what the fuck is this? capture a winning player for extra profit!
32:08 no, no, there's a way, there's a way. uh, shoot, shoot kate's eye. wait, why am i, why me? we have to go fast, we have to go fast! you shot her body, you shot her body. okay, no, no, no! go to the wheel, go to the wheel and go all no, you can't shove me, we can win! wait, wait, wait, wait. where's my, where, what am i missing? your body, you're missing your body! i'm missing my body, what the fuck?
32:35 go to the wheel, go to the wheel, gamble it all, i'll take your picture after we win. thank you, thank you, corey. thank you, corey. it's cinema, we're gonna win. do it again, go again, go again. okay, that's not bad, that's not bad. oh shit, oh shit. you guys are monsters. i can't believe ludwig, ludwig shoot my body, dude. i can't even walk, it's a vomit cam. next time i'm shooting ryze body off. why did he do anything? i don't know if it matters.
33:06 i was the only person who came up with a possible winning strategy. this is crazy, this is insane. we were so good, we were there. we were at 1.8k.
33:21 the amount of times that we were at six was sobering. holy shit. you guys really like have you ever been to a casino or something like i just like straight down. i love the way the ducks walk.
33:46 throw her head in the pit. let's get let's get on to a new day. i want to know what kory thinks about this you're the smartest guy ever known walt and you can't see they've made up their mind ten minutes ago. this sucks! can you guys not play with me? i'm not gonna throw up real life.
34:08 i'm gonna fucking throw up. stop it! stop it! i can't understand you at all. i'm gonna fucking throw up. oh my god, i hate you. i hate you so much. this sucks.
34:25 if you didn't run when i told him to shoot your eye out, you wouldn't have lost your body. i said shoot yu song's eye. i was the only one who was making money in the group. 1.6 kind of egregious. 1.67. you know what i mean? 1.67. i think we should shoot the body part of the negative, the most negative player. wait, that's actually genius. we need some rules to get discipline.
34:56 i love the idea that if you're the most minus, you have to donate your body part cuz then we'll keep each other honest. that's what i was saying. you can shoot the arms off or something. should we maybe do it at minute two so then you have some room? you know what i mean? i love that. i love this idea. if we go bankrupt. it's also probably a good idea that if we're over the money, we maybe like leave. that's smart, but we could be way over the money. i want the gun. all right, that's all we need then.
35:27 you have to throw the piece. fuck, he took my shit. have you ever heard of this? on passagne? the bong cloud is happening right now. how did you know? how did you know? uh, learn chess instead of making friends during middle school. oh, i hear that. hell yeah, brother. yeah, hell yeah.
35:59 this is okay. we got to play my song irl sometimes this is the vibe smoky yeah, you have never been to a casino and now you're telling me to what the fuck? oh yeah, pay me like one of your french girls dude, dude, oh i'm holding what the fuck i
36:28 okay, that was scary. stop. they want to be watching me. okay, no no, that's too real. it's too real. guys, guys. it's way too real. it's oh my god. i thought you liked that, ryan. is that what it looks like? get a room. no way! we were in a room.
36:53 all right, everyone chill, chill, chill. we don't need the rush. i'm just holding it. this is my god. i have a triple or lose your last win. oh, i love that. i would use that on a win. that's a really low win. well, brother, i'm just trying to farm my... i need to get a 10x to get eight tickets.
37:20 yeah, exactly but also you have to be like over the minimum bet too so you can get kind of soft lock but this is like a real slot machine for me what's what's your bonus objective i
37:39 jackpot hunters. yeah, same. i think we all have the same ones. i'm hoping to get 10 bucks on this. wait. damn, you guys kind of suck, huh? i'm big up. i'm big up right now. are you betting a dollar? i'm betting a dollar every time until i get my jackpot.
38:07 i'm having a great time over here. i don't know what's wrong with them.
38:34 guys pretty soon. i'm not gonna have enough to bet a dollar right guy about me a shot in the skull guy who still enjoys his mouth for the time being last spin, but you get the gist. yeah. no, i do and we're alright alright, we're on zero. yeah, maybe we just we just reset the lobby shoot shoot shoot you song in his arm. oh
39:02 you shot ludwig's mouth off and you broke the social code. we're supposed to shoot you song. hey, hey. i wanna shoot his shoot you son's arm. wait, how did you shoot my body off? cuz i get i think it's shut up. we're about to be a big bro. oh, maybe you have to get shot anytime. okay, i know exactly how the fuck i'm gonna play this one. i don't know, it's very
39:34 wait, i think i just won huge. then we get our tickets. we use our tickets to buy a time machine. yo.
40:05 i mean the sounds are incredible. can i get a 10x jackpot please?
40:25 why is it so hard to get a jackpot in a slot machine, bro? oh my god. bro, i'm in for a dollar each. i want to get our bonus objective. oh, okay. that's fair. yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:51 we have to get the main objective first. all i would do is raise my bet and lose faster man. it's true. my god, i can't even bet a dollar. my god, we're back. we're back. wait, wait, wait. collude, collude. guys, guys, guys. we got a minute. we got to double our money. okay. you guys have no mouth. you guys have no mouth. yeah. he's yo, lud brought us back.
41:22 yo, shoot my arm. shoot my arm, kate. take my arm. it won't, it won't. i don't think i can shoot your arm. i'm all in. oh shit! i think it's rng, dude. i think it's rng because i shot your eye. we went on 7 or 11? i shot your eye, i swear. oh, this is this is awesome. oh! stop gambling! stop gambling! can i stop gambling! stop gambling! hi. how's it going? you guys alright? you've all lost body parts.
41:57 we're damn okay, okay fair enough i mean it's a damn mess three one our friends heads are falling kate's making a new lobby. all right. all right. oh perfect yeah, wait guys lose all your money. yeah. no, we actually made it we some of us more than others. oh
42:21 yeah, who? in a new lobby it's like the progress resets. yeah. yeah. can you go online on steam squeaks? oh, yes. yes. yes. we literally have not made it past day one. so we didn't know we got to get. yeah, because you guys are waiting for me, obviously. exactly. the king. i've heard. oh, i gamble every day. i'm a huge gambler.
42:50 i think it's safe to say yuu's song is really bad at gambling despite he's a majin lord. i have the fighting spirit though. i think he's just addicted to ducks. can you bet less money on ducks? you could but then the sheer euphoria that you get from winning at ducks is not as big. i'll give you the rundown squeaks, okay?
43:13 okay. ryan is betting a dollar on slots. literally nothing. i literally did you not see me win the dice game and get us over 1.2k so we actually made quota?
43:24 i'm just giving the general vibe. okay. i thought that was smart. $4,000 on ducks loses it all. corey has a lot of the last person. i was actually not in last in that, in that last lobby and kate will just shoot you in the skull. unwarranted. no man. unks got that big brother style double talk. what do we got here? oh, so you're threatening me.
43:49 where did it go bro? what color would you be? here we go, here we go
44:13 fuck this shit. oh go talk from the elevator guy genius. um, i want to be i'll be purple while active prevent all lost years. is that the wrong choice? i feel like i missed how do i steal the ball why are we even doing this
44:46 imagine though, hey, hey, hey, i'm through, i'm through, i'm through. carry the glass? yeah. white chocolate, white chocolate. that's literally goaltending bro. yeah, right. yes. what the heck?
45:21 are we like gambling? we're not going to tear our acl. what is this game? this is so creepy. oh, fuck. oh shit. oh shit. he got it. damn. he's got a dribble it too. fuck it's so. nobody's ever scored. you can go outside. oh damn. he's doing some globe trotter shit. can i double bounce? oh, he was right there. he's cleaning the damn glass.
45:56 corey has no mouth man what happened? on my screen not even fucking with you on my screen. that's no mouth. hey, should we go gamble? it's a split. yeah guys, i have a really good strap this time. what the fuck? okay, what's the strap?
46:28 check this out. don't forget to get your items from the sketchy guy. i can't be trusted with the items. prevent while active rent all loss. i don't know what makes it active.
47:08 yeah, i don't want to do it though because i feel like you can build a limited amount of times sure yeah we're all going slots, right? literally genius literally a genius play that being said what is that
47:41 check it out y'all bless you everyone start spinning go you're gonna play some bit squeaks you gotta hit all
47:59 i have a little bit of a role. hey, i have $150 to work with the line when is enough enough man?
48:26 wait, wait, wait, i'm on fire. i'm done gambling. i don't want to get shot. i'm just gonna throw just beat the mummy's chamber guys i'm gonna go ticket farming. i'm gonna play all four slot machines at the same time until i get my jackpot. oh
48:51 excuse me, this is my machine. i was trying to use all four.
49:11 damn, that sounds great! wait! the realization hits everybody differently.
49:35 why'd you say it so negatively? you should be saying, waaay, this game's actually just gambling? bro, i'm trying to quadfist, but people keep taking my machine! where's my fucking jackpot? bro, this one's hot. i'm all in.
50:11 wait this one's hot i'm all in oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what a disgrace this dude wait wait stop stop stop stop stop stop
50:33 okay, okay. we can just leave. we can leave. we made it to the end of the day. we can leave. yeah, but why haven't we got our 10x yet? oh yeah, bet one on all the slot machines. try to get 10x. i'm feeling really low. oh yeah, yeah. i'm right now. this is awesome.
51:00 this is incredible! this is the... i'm absolutely suffused with dopamine right now. we need our 10x so that we get tickets! we're trying to get the... yeah, we're trying to get our quest. on the left side, 10x on sloppy.
51:25 isn't there a second bank of slot machines? we could be double fisting right now. no, i think this is the only one. motherfucker, man. how come there was a hundred in there? okay, okay. okay. damn, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. first floor for good luck, break the curse. 160 spin. $13? oh no no no no. 20 seconds, i'm all in. 20 seconds, yeah, we can get some really good practice now.
51:58 one more spin i can get one more spin i can get one more spin out of this. all right, fair enough. great day. everyone great day. great day. absolutely great day. that was a beautiful day. well played. father to really carried. yes. yes. thank you. what did you do to hit the thousand?
52:24 i just spun the wheel and put it all in and i got five x. holy shit. i did that so many times that i lost out. let's think about that. let's take a... fuck it bro. i can't believe it's nighttime. how long were we in there? you guys eyeballing me in the front man. kate couldn't help but notice your last... i was already dead! what is that?
53:04 we got extra tickets because we did so well. yeah. oh, oh, oh, here we go. yes, man. oh my god. wow. we were basically afk. we really did need our carry. yeah. he's the chosen one. antonio, i gamble every day. he's the main character. it's a gamble where they pick up your kids from school. what? okay, maybe i can buy something. oh, we can buy cosmetics?
53:44 no, no, these are buffs for the game itself