red prince - Bits and Banter [05⧸29⧸2026]

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0:00 how many inches you rocking? it depends. i'm not going to give you the bounds, but it does, it changes day to day. and anybody who says it doesn't change day to day, they don't know what they're working with or alternatively they're misrepresenting the situation for whatever reason. yes, i'm not trying to be, you know, gross. you can have a good penis day and bad penis day. absolutely. it happens all the time. i don't know what it's related to.
0:25 to be honest with you, probably vasodilation the same way absolutely like every symptom in your body is related to blood flow in one way or another. what's today looking like? i don't know. because it changes it changes hour to hour. i haven't looked in a couple minutes, you know?
0:41 do you think that one consensual cannibalism german guy would have considered it a bad penis day or a good penis day? i've seen lots of people talking about german cannibal lately. is this a new german cannibal or did like a video essay from a popular youtube channel about the famous one from like the early 2000s come out? it's the same one again. okay, so it's the same one again. all right. which is good that there's not more of them, i suppose.
1:09 hbomberguy did a video on them. i'm kidding, but imagine you had you as far as i knew libby as far as i knew you were telling the truth and i would imagine knowing what i know about hbomberguy, which is not a ton, but i would imagine they would come down on the side of well, actually this it got to be a more complicated bit because i was going to say i imagine they would come down on the side of eating people as bad but it was like a you know, it was between two consenting adults.
1:37 well, it wasn't like a, you know, sorry to harsh the vibes, it wasn't like a dahmer situation. i think we can all agree that the german cannibal is definitely not as evil as jeffrey dahmer. did he eat his penis while he was still alive? or did he kill him and then eat his penis? yeah? no, man. for that reason, i'm out. i guess i wouldn't really be in if he was dead either, but...
2:05 but that's definitely, that takes it to the next level. they shared a couple bites? no man, they had him on the ray liotta hannibal pack. they had him eating his own meat. you think dragon's den or shark tank is a better name for that show? i have to think about it. i really don't like the name shark tank. but maybe shark tank is honest.
2:29 the shark tank, well, it's complicated again, right? i think it gives the vibe of like you're stepping into... what i'm trying to say is i think it does a disservice to sharks who are largely peaceful creatures from the perspective of human shark diplomacy.
2:48 whereas the people on shark tank are obviously evil, mostly kevin o'leary. i was dying. i was reading an article in the globe and mail about an ex mining ceo who has now pivoted to launch an app that gives ai driven longevity advice.
3:06 and one of the people that he brought on as an investor, and it's already really bad, but one of the people that he brought on as an investor was like, i see myself living to 200 years old. and i started researching this when i was an executive as a way to decrease the cost of executive employee retention.
3:23 the bro is... i really don't like to go in this hard, but the guy is such a loser that he said, my main goal for expanding human life by more than 100% of its average capacity right now is so that we will have to spend less money as a company training and retaining employees.
3:45 which is just the most unbelievably like you would think that at some point he would be like oh i could live 120 extra years maybe i would like diminish the value of the corporation in my mind in my mind's bandwidth but he said no bro dude
4:03 this would be crazy effective for companies because it would be so much cheaper to retain their executive suite employees. that's the only thing you can imagine out of living for 120 years is that like your cfo would have to be replaced only every 70 years instead of like every 12 years or something like that. it's so crazy.
4:24 but then honestly, not to be a caricature of myself, but i was reading one of their routines and i was like, damn, i could get on that. i don't really want to wake up and like meditate, but he like wakes up, drinks a liter of water immediately, works out and then eats a 2000 calorie breakfast. i went, that shit sounds awesome. but then he was saying some shit that i'm not sure there's, i mean, whole foods are obviously good for you, but he was saying some shit like, i like to have at least 30 ingredients in my body before 10 am. and i was like,
4:54 he's really trying to get the damn battle pass done, man.
4:57 anyway, when the $250 stimulus check from your mom hits the bank account greater than sign, yes, yeti, yes. i've been there, man. i've been there. when you tell your mom you need $350 and she says, why? and you say, i registered for another course at university that i was interested in. and she says, wow, that's great. here's the money. but then she doesn't ask the necessary follow up question, which is, are you adding the course because you dropped the course last semester that would have made it so you wouldn't have been able to graduate?
5:24 and you dropped it because you did so bad on the midterm that there was basically no chance you could possibly pass the final and thus pass the class? dude shut up. i can't tell stories that have happened to me. i can't tell you things from my lived experience. crazy how some money for food reduces my stress so much. yeti are you are you doing a yeti rehabilitation era? is that what's happening right now? you got a lot of heat from the uh
5:47 from the chatters who wish they were you or otherwise find you annoying for whatever reason and now you're you're lay you're soft launching the idea that like you can't be mad at me i understand that nah man i'm just glad i can eat fresh fruits this month
6:03 where do i put myself for for noun town by the way? this is just for me these these noun town videos apparently people don't want to go to youtube to watch a white guy badly pronounced basic uh mandarin so this is literally just for me. i appreciate anybody that's here replacing counter strike which was uh 90 minutes of too long to these cat he's cat right now with 90 minutes of ping su ping su ping sure
6:28 zaoshanghao laoban, yeah, zaoshanghao laoban. thank you, thank you, didi. good thing i stream in the morning because i forgot what afternoon is. is afternoon zaiwoo or am i, am i freaking out? am i freaking out?
6:42 i'm doing a little mandarin off stream. i'm taking a class with my wife. i'm using an app. i was originally using an app that was like silicon valley coded, i.e. i got like five hours into using the app and then they were like, you need to give us money. and i went, it's time to vindicate all of the people who say you should have a library card. and i do get, as someone who's had a library card since like age four,
7:08 i do get annoyed when people who are like 22 are like, you should get a library card. it's not that they're wrong, it's the presumption that they've discovered this incredible piece of technology and they condescend to me as if i haven't had one since like 1992. but regardless, i said let me go google if there's like a free language learning service from the vancouver public library by virtue of having a vpl card. and indeed, there freaking is.
7:37 it's called mango language learning app. so i've been using that as well. and it must be better than the silicon valley coded ones because it's so much more boring. it's so unbelievably boring as compared to the ones that are like, here's a, this is a word you already know, press the button. bring your experiences like climbing. you've unlocked a new, a new hat for your avatar, right?
8:06 but i do have to say, i think although i've gotten a little bit better at mandarin, especially grammatically, i think i've forgotten like almost all the words from nountown, but that's okay. we can work on our pronunciation at least. i even know doesn't isn't this, isn't this shui? doesn't this mean learn? this is like to learn, right? i even know some of the characters, bro. it is, it really is like, isn't this like san, chui chu or something like that? san, chui chu.
8:37 i'm never going to get inflatable. inflatable. that's a clock. most useful word to learn in chinese? yeah, maybe for you.
9:15 please never call someone a shao di di ever again. okay, whatever you say, blah blah. cigarette. wait, wait, wait. let me call up ludwig. is he awake? is ludwig an early riser? would he be? he seems like he'd be awake by 9.31 am pacific time. iyen. iyen. no? yan. iyen. iyen. iyen. iyen. not quite my tempo.
9:56 i feel like the end of luke's soundboard stream. yen. yen. yen. yen. yen. yen. yen. okay, five nouns. let me try that one more time.
10:51 we're scolding a dog. what's up, player? okay, obviously i have absolutely no concept of what that means. du is how many, right? isn't this like this is how many?
11:21 there's a lot. okay, you seem like you do a lot of hand exercises. what the fuck? asshole. hi is like two? oh no, you didn't say time. would probably, where do you live bro? anything else? no, he said fuck off. nevermind. those what i know. what the guy?
12:03 it is pretty funny to have a tonal language and then have a dude speaking like a robot. that does, it puts me in a tough spot. but honestly, people accuse me of speaking like a robot or speaking robotically, at least in english. so i'll never forget, i was like, someone was like, can you read this story to us? and then i was reading it the way i would read a story to my child. and someone randomly in chat just said,
12:29 i hope you put a little bit more flavor in it when you read the story for your own kid." and i went, damn, what the fuck? do i sound like a fucking asshole or something? like, what? if anything, i'm probably putting more flavor into it at like 10 a.m. than i am at 906 when my eyes are closing and i'm like falling asleep between every page, man. i'm a little bit more into the story. i'm a little bit more into the story.
13:05 it's that simple, bro. i do a lot better with the robot voice for sure. we are a number, i don't know. i'm gonna say six. we're six people. oh, shit! there are six of us. start me off as murray, please.
13:49 sheer sheer. they fucking love me. they love me. they love me at the heidi lau. they love me at big way. they love me at the dollar shop. they love me. they say, say it again. white boys say thank you again. do it. do it with improper politeness too. j shade meme. do it again. do it again. do it again. do it again. like i'm the emperor and now my honest tip is that when you
14:25 you need to feel like you're being a bit racist when you speak mandarin. it will help you with the tones. so i am going to tell you sincerely, you are like the seventh person that's told me that, including my textbook.
14:39 my textbook said a common mistake english speakers who are learning mandarin make is that they don't try to sound chinese enough when they speak mandarin. and i went, all right, man, but it's going to take me a little while because every every impulse in my body is like, don't don't commit. don't commit. i got to work on it, but maybe we'll get there over time.
15:11 oh shit. easy character though. now first learn tone one. i know tone one tone tone one taught me how to sing because tone one people were like it's a flat tone and that's when i realized i did not actually ever use a flat tone in my life in english before i don't know what i don't i guess there's no tones in english but it took me being like the only way to do tone one is to try to sing now hot dog oh shit oh shit regular
15:50 i refuse to believe that's right. is rø dog the same way it is in korean? this is literally hot dog. and then of course, rø sant is... ro
16:28 i'm putting the r on it because i thought it was based on beef. maybe we should speak as the pin. but then, can i tell you another thing from the textbook that stuck with me? it said don't pronounce it as it's written as if that was an english sound. pronounce it as if it's chinese, which is honestly great advice for a chinese textbook.
16:59 niu jiao mian bao. niu jiao mian bao. niu jiao mian bao. that's a given. any oak ridge anecdotes? i didn't go, but when i saw the pictures today and it was like chaos at the opening of vancouver oak ridge and i saw like 100,000 people trying to shove into a little mall, i thought about like the six chatters who were like, i'm going tomorrow. the timeout looks cool.
17:29 my kid when she wants to pretend that the punishment doesn't actually hurt her? no, she didn't actually bite her teacher, okay? she hit her with a ruler. when would you ever need this? truth nuke, learning things is fun. sorry you had to find out this way so late. check this out. how do you feel about that shit?
17:58 because the thing is your brain is just a machine that learns. you're literally learning all the time. the problem is like what you're learning. like no matter what this beast up here is just constantly aggregating information and coming up with strategies and shit like that. so like you know it could be like how to retake mid on like marvel rivals asgard map when you've already lost the bifrost or it could be foul
18:26 and i'm not necessarily suggesting one is more meritist than the other one, but acting like, you know, learning something that's not immediately practical is a waste of time is literally like a terminal case of engineer brain, bro. we're out here appreciating the wide diversity and scope of human existence. okay? if you'd like to join us, drop your prime sub. otherwise you can watch and chat for free. how do you feel about that?
18:52 i'll do it if you can get taco in one. oh shit. okay. give me a second. ah, cool. ah, cool. ah, cool. ah, cool. more confident. ah, cool. ah, cool. ah, cool. still takeshi, huh? well, you got me. oh, cool. ah, cool. into, i'm not going to make you honor that. that was in two. you said in one and we got it into that's still, that's progress for us.
19:37 new chow. oh, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. but that calls this whole thing the question that calls the whole thing in the question. oh, here we go. he's still arguing man on some real shit if this is just now isn't he going to just be able to say a bunch of nouns but not construct a sentence for eyes brown dragon i lay i exist outside of the stream. whoa, she was she
20:16 even when you don't see me, wo shi! what are your loves? this doesn't feel right. librarian, can i get a mandarin check on this? it's ripe. it's very normal. what do you love? because to me this still sounds like zh. it's the zhr conundrum. ni ru ai shan ma.
21:00 i love skydiving! is unironically pronounced like the j in asia. oh shit. j. a j. wade. wade, wade, wade, wade, wade, wade. kind of feel like skydiving being your number one hobby is a bit of a red flag, but i don't know if you would agree with that.
21:37 just seems like you, because you couldn't possibly be doing that more than two times a month. that doesn't seem like, i'm not saying it's not intense, but that doesn't seem like that's real, that's like a, you saying that that's a hobby doesn't tell me what you do with your time. oh my god, wang you is literally net friends? librarian, did i teach you something? i told you. everyone in chat's telling me it's peng you. peng you is if i've seen a motherfucker eye to eye, bro. we're talking about wang you's here.
22:06 okay, okay, okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. i thought that i thought we fucking hit that shit bigly.
22:23 wait, wait, wait, wait. the number 250 means idiot in chinese slang. the united states turns 250 this year. oh, shit. oh, shit. are you being fucking serious? that's crazy. they really got egg on their face, man. who's the... i don't know everything there is to know about mass effect. who's the guy in mass effect that comes in to rap in a slightly deeper voice like two times?
22:51 on mezzanine and then he takes eight tracks off. there's like the slightly higher pitched british man who, sorry not mass effect, um massive attack. there's the um slightly higher pitched british guy who does like most, i do most of the talking and then every once in a while like a guy with a deep voice comes in and goes stop weeping i'm not sleeping
23:16 if you're holding something, it's what you be keeping. and then the other guy comes back, and then she creeps moving up slowly. might be commander shepherd. it's a collective. oh, here we go. a flat valve style management system. yeah, yeah, yeah. i've heard that one before. how's that working out for the price of the new steam deck? shut up, man. what do you work for, valve? like, it's not my fault the steam deck is more expensive. it's kind of like not their fault, i think, too. i think it's like...
23:47 i don't know. i think it's kind of like the s&p 500 being at like $7700 or something like that. that means everybody else has to pay a shitload more for computer chips. like, i don't know, man. i don't know. that's kind of reversing the causal relationship a little bit, but. how's the leaky cream pie taste? i don't want to answer that because it's pretty good.
24:20 going to see backrooms tonight and i'm quite hyped. do they have the bruce springsteen song in the movie? because i will go see it 100% if they do. hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms. you know what i'm talking about? we're alright. hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms.
24:49 it's in the movie? fuck it, i'll go in the backrooms if they're playing that in there. backrooms in a liminal space? hiding in the backrooms! hiding in the backrooms! hiding in the backrooms!
25:05 imagine what's going on in the front rooms. oh, you mean like a fucking anti chambers and shit? i think you leave your shoes in there or something. are there other lyrics to that song? it's about him having a crime filled summer with a dude that they probably also... it's very sufi and stevens coded. bruce and terry fucked.
25:22 once on the first day, some of me and terry became friends. paddy vainers leave the fires we was born in. catchin' rides to the outskirts, time fadin' between our teeth. sittin' in the old abandoned beach house. gettin' wasted in the heat and hidein' out. and then you just insert the earlier part in there. some nights i swear you can hear that whole damn city cryin', man.
25:51 what an album, man. no one wants to talk about born to run. they only want to tell everyone wants to talk about the jeremy allen white movie. oh, i get it. it really put bruce on the map that jeremy allen white movie that came out last year that everybody loved. they all loved it so much. all they want to do is talk about it like this. wait, have i finally figured out like the purpose of misery as a card?
26:19 sorry, too many different references happening at the same time. i don't know shit about paramore. i'm not saying that's good. i'm just saying i don't know. i don't know that much. i really only know that song from kendall rides on peloton. that's right. the very same one who said, get them banned. i ain't the one honey. she was something else. she had an intense energy for sure. we don't do that. she was always saying the stuff from like the get them banned.
26:48 video is exactly emblematic of the person that kendall was on the instructors. she was always talking like that. she was always like calling out some old like chase blue sapphire reserve member who had the misfortune of being on the ride for like pedaling slower than she called out even though she wasn't even pedaling. and she's being added to tekken 8. low key, she would actually go crazy in tekken. wait, am i fucking dead, bro?
27:21 spiral that i think you saw saw cast a missing southern drawl i know what you're talking about close your eyes and i'll kiss you cuz with the birds i sure with the birds i sure this lonely new scum sucked against the wall young tuck girl in a scarlet drawl
27:50 we have goodbye to me and my old cuz with the birds i shared the average red hot chili pepper song. bro, you think i didn't listen to californication? that's track three, bro. i've been listening to that since i was a little kid. ass fucked in the bathroom stall. sarcastic mr. know it, y'all. something like that.
28:18 when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize he's one of those guys that doesn't know lyrics. going down, down baby in a range rover boom boom baby ready to let it go coco puff take a puff pass it to me now can't stop the question space was combat took 30 damage it was unblocked when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize they don't know the song's rhyme, no disrespect. choose not a life of intimation
28:48 eastside punk is hailing from vacation. i know what you're talking about. the bass line, as much as i hate the red hot chili peppers, the song's very hooky. that's the good rhcp album. no, brother, it has the zephyr song on it, okay? you might be able to get away with that when you're dealing with people who don't know what songs have what albums and vice versa. but with a beast like me who remembers a lot of the track list, i mean, it has the damn zephyr song on it, okay?
29:16 what's the track list for who just thanks album? the reason i say this, i know you're barking up the right tree for this one. i have to say by the time who the stank existed, i've been killed y'all. i had already started listening to music of my own volition. there go i'd never bought the album that had the reason on it because you could just turn on your tv and be forced to see the music video.
29:44 i'd say about every 15 minutes for like four months. the bank robbing music video i'm very familiar with. i'm not a perfect person. i never meant to do those things to you. now i gotta say before i go. fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, suck it. they made a banda cover of that and i hate it. can somebody tell me right now what banda is? oh, it's mexican regional music? wait, that sounds awesome.
30:17 as much as i would love to believe that everything associated with hoobastank sucks, is it possible that it could actually be incredible? i mean, you probably want to dredge at some point. wait, is this? yeah. i belong with you, you belong with me and your sweet heart. etc. you have to do it every time. the bit's getting a little played out, but that's okay.
30:55 when does the elden ring movie come out, by the way? march 3rd, 2028. oh, no, man. i feel like flight. i might not even be alive by then, man. but one of these days, the clip is gonna backfire and i will be fucking dead. but i do also, well, it depends on the circumstances, but i give you my permission to at least think that it's what i would have wanted for you to also laugh at that.
31:26 i think there will be people that are like, he would, you know, it's kind of fucked up watching this clip now that we know what happened to him. and then i hope that somebody would in the comments be like, no, to be honest, like knowing what we knew about nl, he would have found it funny. so i think that it would have, i think that that would be okay. that's the person that really knows me. that's my true friend. please die on stream.
31:52 i mean there's like a one in five chance if i'm gonna die an untimely death there's like a one in five chance it'll happen on stream why because i spend like a fifth of my day on stream at least on weekdays yeah don't if if i die on stream don't make the jokes in kate's chat that's gonna be like uh that's gonna be tos for sure that's gonna cross the line but like i don't know in other places yeah okay did you hear what happened wait that's so good
32:17 has she talked about it yet? has she made a statement on her husband's death? kate, did you hear the, did i miss it? did i miss it? has she talked about it yet? no, man. don't put that. now i gotta stay alive because i'm seeing that shit happen in my mind's eye and i'm like, no, man. that's miserable. try to fucking move for me, move for me, move for me.
32:44 and when you do, i like to sing the cha cha tay hay ho ho. i'm so sorry for the way that i am. it is kind of a dr. parkenstein coded song. i feel like if he was fucking with music that was made in the 21st century, dance monkey would be pretty close to the top of the fucking list.
33:12 i'm glad those of us with gen x parents have similar pearl jam experiences. wait, i gotta think about this one though. is the similar pearl jam experience thinking that they're awesome while a bunch of like 20 year olds tell you that they actually suck and they all sound the same as creed? because i mean, i'm not like a long term pearl jam lover, but 10 is a fucking dynamite album, man. is pearl jam the flavor of the gamer sup? that's pretty good.
33:45 that is pretty good. that's pretty fucking good. i'm gonna take a defy. no one knows what eddie's saying? i know what he's saying! i'm the guy who knows what he's saying! at home, drawing pictures of, of mountaintops, with him on top, lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a v, by the deadly impools of maroon below.
34:14 of course i know what he's fucking saying, man. i thought that was pretty fucking good. pools of what? pools of marumblo. daddy didn't give affection. in fact, that mommy didn't care. i know there's a lot of eastern europeans who are going to be fucking toxic as fuck in the vod for this, man. i'm so sick of his singing.
34:42 king james, they're like, well, they didn't play this shit in bratislava. i didn't know they didn't play this shit in bratislava. i thought it went like 10x diamond the world over. eastern europeans love alice in chains. is that actually true? yes, yes, yes. it's true. we love, i love alice in chains. maybe i fucking am. like, i guess lithuania is more like, that's not like on the border of eastern and northern europe. they found a way to kill me.
35:12 there are some lyrics in that song that i can't help but laugh a little bit when i hear them every time. peter griffin is...
35:43 army green is no safe bet. maybe it is. maybe it is, man. maybe it is peter griffin. oh shit. that's really funny. wait, this deck is actually good, man. oh, that is good stuff.
36:17 that's an incredible comment. that's just your average keenan comment. i'd say i'm content where i am. yeah, you can't play it, man. in my head though, i'm like, holy shit, this is incredible. if i get to the point where i can play it, that's gonna be insane. i feel like you easily win with just, you don't even need the potion. you transfigure on the squeeze, double it up,
37:03 kill him. okay, now we have a volt potion for the next boss. could give us enough. we drew an early squeeze, which is crazy. i feel like if i could just kill you on like turn two. i've never been in this situation before where like, is it worth going all in to just kill the amalgam right away? you blast the queen with the turn like this. i've never gone for the queen first. i'm not saying it's the wrong idea, it just feels
37:50 feels so daring. squeeze. no, right hand hand. no calcify stings, but that's okay. squeeze. right hand hand. snap. hold the defend. very interesting. very interesting idea for sure. right hand hand, right hand hand rattle. you live with one hp. not really that big of a deal if i could just draw.
38:41 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. okay, you have to play dance macabre and then calcify. these are your plays and that gets you there. okay, we've done it. 810 is every character. it's been complete. even the best necrobinder run that's ever been seen looks like it's going to die.
39:16 but we make those work. that's huge, man. i couldn't have done it without you. i wouldn't. well, i don't know. maybe it would have been better. i would have definitely attacked the torch head amalgam first though. now you've, you've opened up my mind to the idea that you can kill the queen first. if you have very front loaded damage, we can make it man. 38 minutes. we can make it. and now i can guilt free hit the random button. there was no way it wasn't going to be the necro binder. okay.
39:43 listen, that's really funny. you got your little joke in. i don't hate the necrobinder. i've just done like 15 straight runs as the necrobinder. so, honestly feel like we might be most excited to get more vulnerable options, man. no, john, no! sorry, i felt like i was doing a bit of a limi face there. don't just stand there, john, no! oh, wait, we got the clip already? that was so fast.
40:18 he's quite tough. he is quite tough. careful. don't just start in front of him, john! no, no! oh, that's the gold, man. it is, that's insane, right? it's kind of insane that you had the link time stamped and ready to go without knowing, like i brought it up apropos of essentially nothing at all. yeah, i'm, that's, i guarantee that's on the stream deck.
41:02 don't blow me a kiss. i know you're not superhuman. there's like some there's tool assists involved here just fine i just it's like if anything it's strange that you would act like you're just typing it really fast or something like that like that's obviously not possible get him. oh, i really i really wanted molten fist i guess it was like a one in 500 shot, but but imagine damn we're fucking beating his ass man
41:38 we're beating his ass! i feel like i can't... i can't do vicious. i get my hands gonna be too fucking full. lobster too buttery? i mean people say that as if it's like an own, but you can probably imagine a situation in which the lobster would be too fucking buttery, man.
41:57 i mean, people are like, well, i've already posted lobster too buttery and invalidated your argument. yeah, there's probably some situations if you had a bowl of butter with one little piece of lobster, you'd be like, that's too much fucking lobster, man. there's an appropriate amount of butter and an appropriate amount of lobster. that's on the canada finland game tomorrow. i hope you know that it takes all of my fucking strength
42:26 could not try to dunk on americans because canada beat the us in the world hockey championship. but like, literally...
42:35 we don't care about the hockey championship the world championship. i should say up here. we don't care about it it's not we care about the olympics. we care about the world juniors. we don't fucking care about the world championships it would be intellectually dishonest if i was like, oh, yeah, but we own you in the world championship so like we're one and one this year we're one and one this year and
42:58 it's not, i'm sorry to say, as much as i would love to do that, i can't do that because it's dishonest. nobody cares about it anywhere. swedes cover your ears, although this year you'd probably prefer that nobody cared about it, given your performance. just got back from watching backrooms. is this true? chad, is this true? the movie sucked and the whole theater was talking so i walked out.
43:23 how is and gen z don't answer this, okay? but also, like, millennials don't answer this because i'm sure you got beef with gen z for whatever reason. not me, because they make up a broad part of my market, but... what's gen z theater etiquette like? they don't go? i don't know if you've been looking at the box office returns. they might be the only motherfuckers going, bro. sure as hell ain't like 38 year olds like me that are packing the theater for obsession. better than old people? i mean, it depends how old.
43:55 old people are goated movie theater attendees. they literally just go see awesome dramas and sit there in silence. 45 to 65 year olds, there's a lot of like, hang on, i just need to know what time it is. flash bang out, right? they're bringing chickens into the movie theater. that's literally like not even that bad. i don't know, that doesn't tell me anything.
44:22 because i'm a millennial, sometimes i would go to... what movie did i think i saw the world's end? so this was at world's... not the pirates of the caribbean one, but the third one in the cornetto trilogy. and when i walked out of the theater, there was a dude like three rows in front of me who'd been sitting with his mom. i looked at the seats after we left the movie theater. there were like five bottles of wine on the ground. so like at the best, best
44:51 that's equally bad as bringing a chicken into the movie theater. but i think it's a lot worse. one bottle of wine for every pub they visit? they literally visit ten, ten pubs. the whole point is they visit ten pubs. so i was mostly offended because they weren't drinking enough. owned by enel's film knowledge, many such cases. you guys think gary king was valid in that movie? i'm gonna say no.
45:21 the bed is on fire with passionate love. the neighbors complain about the noises above, but she only screams when she's on top. oh no, you know what i'm talking about? she thinks she's so pretty. no, that's laid by james, bro. you don't, the younger kids don't know laid by james? you guys think yannick sinner's washed? no, no.
45:53 real original i was gonna be the first guy to say no he literally got cramps. oh my lobsters too buttery. is that how you? use that fun is just beginning. although i have to be ready for co op escape room in eight minutes something tells me that's not gonna be a problem well
46:31 if we have to die, i guess i'll go out on my own terms. how about that? i'll actually be saying quarter after six. yeah, brits could. brits could learn something from that. they're always saying half eight was a half to eight or half past eight half past eight makes sense. half to eight. i'm like what it's fucking four o'clock. okay, just say 625. that's peak bait. that's awesome bait.
47:00 i've got laid stuck in my head because of you. wait, wait, wait. maybe we could educate the stream while we wait here. maybe we could get librarian to be forced to do 18 hours of editing to get this out of the vod so that it doesn't get muted. record labels hate this one simple trick. 1.1 x speed. the drummer was fucking on one. you know this one now? you've got to know this one by now.
47:38 wait, it's kinda... i think i understand nightcore. it's starting to sound like a corey scream. that's a classic, man. what churchill said when he saw canadian troops marching through london for the first time.
48:25 june 1940 london the air smelled like smoke and defeat winston churchill is this what youtube is like now man? is this what youtube is like? churchill stood at his office window in whitehall watching british soldiers shuffle through the streets below these men had just come back from dunkirk a beach in france where the british army barely escaped with their lives they walked slowly their heads down their uniforms were dirty and torn most of them carried no rifles no helmets no equipment at all they looked like men who had lost everything and they had lost everything
49:08 oh, that's a crazy line, man. they look like many who had lost everything and they had lost everything. don't laugh. this is what your dad watches. i have to laugh. i have to laugh. actually, he's still on almost every video he shows me, which is not that many. it's one every time i come over. it's two of
49:35 kim jong un, donald trump and vladimir putin. so it's never all three, but it's usually two. and they're like ai generated in diapers and like making out with each other or like holding baby rattles or something like that.
49:51 and then he always goes, have you seen this? as if it's making the rounds on the news. like if you turned on the cbc, they would be like breaking news.
50:06 and i go, oh, i haven't seen this one, but that is pretty funny. but it's also, it's funny, but in every joke there's a little bit of truth. your parents ever made suggestions on the type of content you should make? no, but they, the number one thing i'm sure parents or youtubers my age who are from my generation, your parents are always telling you to write stuff off. if you're ever like, yeah, we went out for dinner last night. my mom's always like, man, you could write it off. you were talking about business, you could write it off.
50:33 i'm not writing off my dinners, don't worry about it. i still do think you should be able to write off pet food because my ass would be fucking over if people found out my pets died of starvation. so i do think like it's partly a business expense. be a huge reputational hit if my cats starve to death. that would make it really tough for me to continue to do business. so do you know like how this game works? i know all about the manor undercroft.
51:03 you're talking about like this game it's a game where you like awaken in the gilded depths of a mysterious victorian estate and a crackling radio your only lifeline to a stranger trapped elsewhere and you have to coordinate to survive or the silence will consume you both. are you talking about that? you got it you got it you got it my man you got it. oh damn i'm so tired of trimming the hedges oh, what's this? oh shit i got a letter. i have seen this manner before
51:33 it's blueprints. it's very blueprints for sure. oh, all right. i'm in a vampire's lair. i'm surrounded by barrels of blood. no way, that's true! an open cask brimming with crimson wine. okay, i'm ready to listen. every fine wine requires time in absolute darkness to reach its true potential. let us see what effect confinement in the damp bowels of my home has on you.
52:04 escaping the cellar would demand more than just brute force. seek your exit among the dust and forgotten bottles. do not despair at the silence, there is another poor soul trapped within my labyrinth. sincerely, mr. strange. over. i got a bunch of maps and letters and information that i think i can give it to you if you kind of can describe what you're looking at. over.
52:35 okay, over confirmed. i'm going to just go into the options menu and change my sensitivity so i don't have to move my mouse like 30 feet across my desk to turn 180 degrees over. you know what you say over when you are done talking you cannot just talk like after you say over over. i'm back over. are you mad at me? over? i'm not mad at you over.
53:09 the legacy of the strange family was not forged in gold, but upon four unshakable values. at the heart of the mansion, four timeless heroes await you, silent guardians of our history. bestow upon each figure its rightful virtue. only by restoring the honor of our lineage will the path connecting you to the mansion's wings allow you to reunite and finally be free.
53:34 i think they're telling us we'll be able to meet up and see what we look like when we solve the puzzles. did you ever see love is blind on netflix over? i think it's kind of like that over. he's not fucking with me anymore. this is fucking pissing me off, bro. why would you show me this if i can't have it? okay, that's crazy. i started using my controller
54:11 and when i did, i hit right bumper and it opened up like a secret lens that allows me to see symbols that have been painted on like some of these barrels. i have no idea what button it was, but there's no way this is going to be anything but useful. i can put in symbols. this is a lock.
54:36 i have a lock with with several symbols and there are six symbols i need to put in here over. that's not a bad idea use the mirror on the lock. whoa! okay, we've had a breakthrough with chats help
54:56 it's kind of like a point and click adventure. so if you equip one of the items in your inventory, you may be able to then click on another object to use one object on the other. for example, i was able to use my locket, which has a mirror to look at the other side of the door that i'm trapped in, which has a four number code to put in that will allow me to escape the room over
55:24 let me read this to you. i think this is what you need. it says, i will never forget our last travel together that day in london, that month in paris and that year in rome. whoa, okay, that's it. that day in london. one second here that day in london. three, two, eight. it opened up. over, we're free.
55:57 we've beaten the game. okay, now i have another letter. i'm just going to read it out. found by blue alchemical seals, an indiscreet portrait unveils my wife's literary passions. her final piece whispers forbidden truths to those who behold it through the proper lens. an indiscreet portrait unveils my wife's literary passions.
56:22 i have zodiac symbols, however, i do not know the order of them because there is no order. but do you still want them? over. yes please. over.
56:36 okay, i'll try to describe it as much as i can because i don't know what they are. one is upside down you with the line over. keep going the walkie talkie key is the same as the press the button key. so i will be silent and you can just keep going over
56:55 okay, and i see a symbol that looks like almost like a female symbol, but it's a circle and then a line with two lines goes horizontal and one line goes vertical through the two vertical lines.
57:14 and the other one, i want to say this one is paisa. it's the sea and the mirrored sea and there's a line going across both seas.
57:29 and then the other one looks like a pitchfork or maybe it looks like a jacked man's abs with like it's almost like a y but big line through the middle and then one line going across horizontally
57:49 i believe. the last one is the lamb. i think this is the lamb. it's like a v curved v. say no more that that worked. i've got the portrait opened up. i've got the trunk open up. there's a portrait inside a beautiful painting titled dreaming of chivalry tales. i'm looking at it through my lens. i see i see symbols like pictures. i see a knight and a castle and a dragon.
58:16 and a horse. does this help you? can you just say it from the left to the right order please over? absolutely. there is a dragon, then there is a person sitting down they appear to possibly be sewing or working with fabric. there is a castle tower that looks like a rook from chess, a person with a sword looking up in the air holding the sword up and a horse on two legs.
58:44 solved. good job. over. over. i got a room full of fucking food too. i think we can talk as long like together. i don't think this is one side of communication. over. i'm in a misspelled pantry. a lot of the ingredients are misspelled. i'm not really sure if that's part of the puzzle or if that's just a unique quirk of the system. can i get the boiler instructions one more time from the top? over.
59:12 okay, in the case of a steam leak, set the gauge pressure to 475p to transfer steam to the secondary pressure release pipe. rotate valves towards to increase pressure or downwards to decrease it. never exceed 500p or get below 0p or the pressure system will reset itself. don't rush it. over. i'll see what i can do. over.
59:44 i mean, i feel like it really should be like that is that's 475. in this house, that's 475. why would they have designed it? because i'm going too fast probably. you wanna let it percolate all the way first. you think they put don't rush it cuz it's like using physics or something. but this one, no, this one has to go.
1:00:26 down because all these other ones are like way higher. you got like big one up, big one down, big one up, small one up. can i say something without you getting mad at me? that's also not 475 by exactly the same logic. that is clearly not 475. so if you...
1:01:01 don't don't be a hypocrite is all i'm saying. just don't be a don't be i guess maybe if i got up to that height if i got up to like seven feet tall, maybe it would be
1:01:11 so you know how you press the funky button and got you the lens? i think the game got bugged. you weren't supposed to be able to use that until i just unlocked it, but i'll give you the code. it's left 45 right 17. 45 17 30.
1:01:54 22. oh, shit. you're right. i did it wrong already. that was 22.17. i have opened the safe using the code inside of the safe. i found the lens that i now understand why you are thinking that we're bugged. i think you're right. we were not supposed to have access to this yet over in the damn laundry. oh, shit.
1:02:22 i also found a drawer that has like uh two shoes in it. i don't know if that could in any way be relevant to you but just passing on the information over. they were like it's all the other drawers was empty so i think it's important that there were shoes in it over oh whoa whoa sorry my analog stick got stuck on my leg. damn she wasn't fucking with that piece of information at all huh? so those are useless informations over clear comms. she said it's silent she said clear comms man.
1:02:58 nobody's talking and she said clear comms. who said these were animals? by the way, someone said, why did he call the animals numbers? it's got some horrible news for you, man. the most the most important thing that i need right now is what kind of painting that is related to the four symbols that i gave you which is dead tree fully bloomed tree. lily
1:03:33 flower lily and a nut over. i also have something called the royal recipe book and i can pick it up and like rotate it which makes me think i probably need to maybe interact with it with a with a part of my inventory. i have a list of august groceries. it's i can't read it. i can't read it. it's written in a different language. her chops on sale this week at thomas butcher shop over
1:04:03 i have a recipe for dark forest cake, but it's relevant cuz i can examine it. i don't know what to do with it though, over. are you just trapped in a room? you're stuck there just looking at a wall basically, over. yeah, and listening to your stories, over. i'm gonna do some more exploration. maybe i abandoned the cellar a little too soon, over. chad, help me. i'm giving my wife the ick.
1:04:36 i can hear her confiding in chat up there. i'm sure she's talking about me. oh my life never goes through so it sounds like i'm completely icing him. well he's just telling me the story that is not important! i don't care about how to make black forest cake or whatever man it ain't helping! um i have a painting with uh no shirt men but they're in blacksmith house or blacksmith shop. wait wait wait
1:05:07 try entering the code sharp. putting my dick in the penis flattener. motha fucker over. could you do anything with a recipe for dark forest cake? what is the recipe over? one 18.25 ounce package of chocolate cake mix.
1:05:33 one can of prepared coconut pecan frosting, three quarters of a cup of vegetable oil, four large eggs, one cup of semi sweet chocolate chips. oh geez, i got my analog stick is flipping out again. yeah, nothing i can really do anything here unfortunately over. top post on r slash gaming. i made the dark forest cake from escape from crimson manor.
1:06:11 all right, kate, at the urging of chat, i'm going to, i have a piece of paper that i've been talking to you about. it's the four symbols that you've mentioned. the seed, the blossoming plant, a tree that's mature and a tree that is wilted and spooky. it's a life cycle. maybe life cycle could be the code.
1:06:36 the only thing that i can interact is on the wall with different paintings. because i don't know like what the life cycle, i mean this is all kind of dead ish right? that's paintings. is it possible that the paintings could...
1:06:52 equate to the symbols, like you could click the paintings in order that they would have happened, like the birth of jesus christ, jesus christ as like a teenager or something, jesus christ as the prophet and then jesus christ dead. but there's a picture of a, it's just this painting is just a rock on the beach. so i have no idea what that would happen. and then there's just a lady in a black dress looking muddy
1:07:19 stern and there's this bunch of dudes standing and it's just a dude, another guy is just listening to a violin music being played by a skeleton. it's very hard to determine the point of time, over. i do feel like the last one is going to be the lady in black. that'll be the fourth one that you press. can you describe all of the other paintings in order, please?
1:07:45 it's hard to describe it in order because they're just kind of... some of the frames are circular and some of the frames are like huge so there isn't really order much to say but on the wilted tree aka dead is the first top left is jesus christ dead looks like
1:08:10 and then right of that is just a lady in black dress looking all stern. and then underneath the jesus painting is just a bunch of dudes standing, summer sitting, looking at a book or some kind of paper. and then right of that is a...yes? could you click on the jesus christ dead painting, please? okay.
1:08:38 and then do you want me to move on to the to see to seed please to the seed one is a circular frame of a
1:08:50 oldish dude looking at me. the other one, it was the famous painting that was in our daughter's painting book. it's the dude getting married to the lady and she's pregnant. the arnold feeney portrait! that's my favorite painting! i don't think that's it though. and then on the right of that is the lady with the pearl earrings. and then underneath that is a dude touching the globe.
1:09:17 and then on the left is just the top half naked dudes in the blacksmith shop. oh my god, chad chad are geniuses in the arnold feeney painting the the woman is pregnant. that will be the picture that represents seed. and then for the flower fairy top is just a painting of
1:09:43 a faraway mountain with clouds and some kind of i don't know it's hard to see it's maybe like structure or something something building low rise building. it's it's like really old hard to see and then the other one on the bottom left is a dude sitting down on a red chair with like the black outfit and then dude is wearing like a another one is like a feathered hat
1:10:12 and then another was a little girl holding a... that one! take the one with the little girl and go to the next one. okay, okay. the full bloom... fully bloomed tree is a lady sleeping... might be dead, not sure. there's a bunch of dudes with hats looking at me. the other one is... ghosts? are there ghosts? i don't know. ladies?
1:10:44 looks like spiritual ghosts and then the dude another dude looking at me and then the other one is three kids. can you describe the lady to me one more time? she is sleeping on a couch or some kind of thing and wearing orange dress that's it. looks like all right. try that one sleeping
1:11:18 confirmed. nothing. can you change jesus dead to lady in black please over? oh, the lady in black dress is the dead confirmed over. okay. oh my god. oh my god that opened the thing. holy shit. holy fucking shit. why did you think that that represents death because it's like a mother in mourning or something or a wife in mourning.
1:11:49 hell of a pot rack bro like look at this so it's a lot of pots when you've only got like three burners man the awfully hot copper pot or door under the floorboards harrison ford and a four four door reporter for the ford taurus you can still hear you yeah but only irl not in the game backwards long jump clip through the puzzle i was thinking like if you just go
1:12:19 spikes on top kind of a crazy vibe wrought iron gate with spikes on top crazy child gate man she just got blasted with like my blj, why is it giving me more? it's giving me more puzzles
1:12:42 i hit space to try to jump and ended up sending a blj.mp4 over to her. i'm solving the puzzle that's gonna help you. i'm getting the numbers. oh, i got a lot of stuff to work with now. thank you. i have exactly one image of family wine caskets. can you interact with the caskets over? absolutely i can. i just need one minute over. we equip this shit.
1:13:15 put it on that spinner around. oh, doo doo doo doo. i have managed to access a new area as well. let me just gather some more information from this new area in case we need it for later. i have have four levers. i think this will be the order at which our virtues were set as a family. so i am going to just solve this puzzle in the game right now. first you get patience.
1:13:47 then bravery. then wit. there's a sound coming up that you're doing it. it's scary though. oh, wow. stop it. she's gonna blow. the fuck is this a dog making clothes? is this some kind of sick joke? she went to the centrist to buy him some linen. when she came back. the dog was a spinning. wait, wait, i think i've given i've gotten a tool. give me a moment please. we use that to open the box in the wine cellar.
1:14:30 which is going to give us a wine opener that we can use to open the box or the message in a bottle. i'm making a lot of progress right now. the whole sweater's coming unraveled. now i have chess. i have chess. do you have a chess board?
1:14:59 yes, i think i have to recreate the thing that you have described but i do not know chess so you have to tell me what the things are. go to the white side, move the king's bishop pawn up one. got it. move the king knight's pawn up two. king's knight pawn up two. go to move to black. yeah.
1:15:34 move the king pawn up one. king pawn up one. move the black queen to white king's rook row so that it's like diagonal. i see. yeah. checkmate. boom. the door has a note inside of it. the note says crimson formula dosage. give children two drops after each meal and one before bed.
1:16:09 oh, wait. and the metal strainer. and i use the metal strainer on the cask. wait, it's all, this is the end of the escape room. when you solve like 12 puzzles at once, that allows me to reach into the wine without getting my forearms slightly wet, which has given me a crimson gem. and then i, i, because it's the gameplay is so engaging. i run up the stairs through the hallway.
1:16:38 into the kitchen, out through the foyer, upstairs, into the seamstress's quarters and place the gem right there. it produced an optical reaction, y'all. alright. and? well, that's all i got. do you got anything? what does the optical illusion do?
1:17:04 but can you wear it when you have the lens on? do you see something else? oh shit, there's a safe code inside of it. okay. yeah, yeah, you ready? yeah. you're gonna go two clockwise, one counterclockwise. one counterclockwise, okay. three clockwise. three clockwise.
1:17:30 inside of it, i see the bronze medallion. i equipped it. can you get that uh nameplate removed and i'll put that there? it goes in there. it closed. oh shit let's go! how many acts? there are four...
1:17:56 four acts and then they said later on they will add a 3v1 it's almost like escape room but like day by daylight apparently one person plays as a killer or hunt them down while they're trying to solve the puzzles really
1:18:15 on their store page at least that's what it said holy cow it sounds interesting for sure it says coming soon free update bonus mode asymmetrical survival 3v1 the blood harvest available q3 2016 bomb assuming 20
1:18:33 26 looking for adrenaline after the puzzles change the pace in this highly replayable high stakes mode where the survival is not guaranteed the alchemist versus survivors one player becomes the obsessed alchemist hunting down up to three survivors the hunt
1:18:52 unlike the main campaign, death is real here. the alchemist uses the dumb waiters to ambush victims and drain their essence to become younger and faster. the escape. survivors must use stealth and sabotage to locate blood vials and break the lockdown before day and then cuts off. oh, that sounds crazy. use the dumb waiters to suck your essence to regain his youth.
1:19:22 yeah. you become younger and faster. so i guess like bro can run faster. meanwhile, i'm out here trying to go, hey, can you try every, here's the last name of every author on the bookshelf. could you hurry up? i'm getting my essence drained by the alchemist right now in the damn blood harvest.
1:19:40 yeah, yeah. hang on, i can't i can't get that information for you right now. i'm evading the alchemist. but you know, like, i kind of like the co op, you know, you cannot see my screen, but you need my information to like get out. that was when it was at his best. but i do want to say that i do and this is true to like all escape rooms. mostly, there was like two puzzles. and then everything else was just being introduced a bunch of locks. and then you're like, damn,
1:20:10 we're like really far away from solving this. like we got like 20 locks that we have to open and then you solve the last puzzle and it gives you a key that opens a lock that opens a pantry that has a key that opens a lock that has a box with a key in it that opens a lock that has a picture you turn the picture around there's a key that opens a light like you solve like that one puzzle solves the entire escape room.
1:20:35 it does it my dude does look like he's kind of doing an awesome dance. yeah, i like when he starts shuffling his feet. yeah, there. hey, there you go. when he's got his fingers shoved under his armpits like mary catherine gallagher from superstar. i think it's funny that when the pants gotten those zippers and makes you look a little weird. yeah, 100% almost look like you got no like penis.
1:21:07 hmm. well, you never know, i suppose. i mean, we were stuck for a long time on the portraits, which is, i do take a little offense to the one puzzle that was just not needing information and then just solving it on your own as well. but that's, that's neither here nor there. we already made it.
1:21:30 i don't understand the painting. i think you just picked it, right? you just well, apparently, it was based on, it was like, imagine if it was the life of one woman. so there would be like, first her mom is pregnant with her and then she's like a kid. and then, yeah.
1:21:49 you know the game's european because they expected us to know like some of the portraits at least. i guess yeah well actually i guess what they what they expected was that you wouldn't talk that you would just be like even though they gave us a radio you would just be like i'm gonna solve this puzzle and not be like hey i'm looking for something related to paintings and like the life cycle or something. at least you have more stuff on your side. it felt like i was doing a lot yeah i always had something to interact with.
1:22:17 yeah, my side was just the information giver and then it was just like open the drawers and see if the drawers had anything in it
1:22:24 also, i don't really mean this in a super negative way, but one of my pet peeves in these games is when you open a chest of drawers and there's most of the things you can't interact with, then there's one thing you can interact with and you can pick it up and rotate it and you're looking at it. and then you're like, oh, so it must be related to a puzzle in some way. and then it just wasn't. it wasn't related at all.
1:22:52 yeah. so like, why was why am i picking up a book that says royal recipes and like rotating it every possible degree that i can and then it isn't really related to anything at all? well, i think mine was worse. i have the picture of the caskets and i can rotate it and stuff like that. but i was able to do anything. it was fun though. i mean, i had fun playing games with you. yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. and now i yeah, now i had a killer.
1:23:23 well, they're not a killer. they're alchemists who would like to suck the youth out of you. right? they might leave you with something. it might be good. i don't know. it might be more fun to have a guy, you know, chasing you down and sucking the youth out of you. well, and it's up to three. we got to get kory and giga involved in this one next when that comes out in q3 2016. i can't wait.
1:23:54 man, 2016's gonna be a movie. i can already hear kory is screaming. damn, it's gonna be a movie. we're gonna have our first woman president. oh, damn. this is gonna be crazy. kory's gonna be pissed off. all right, thank you, ryan, for playing the game with me. you're welcome, and thank you for inviting me. yeah, yeah. i will see you. later. bye.
1:24:21 um, i don't know. maybe we'll run it back. it's i mean, it's silly but it's kind of now that i get i understand the language of it. i kind of kind of understand it maybe maybe no, we'll see for now, i'll send you over to my wife's stream and i will see you. oh my god. it's fucking friday i'll see you on monday chat. holy cow is monday june or are we still in may? i
1:24:51 on monday, june 1st. oh my god. wake up, wake up, wake up. that's huge, man. monday's the first of the month. smoke a lot of weed on the first. i did laugh when someone said smoke a lot of weed on the 26th. i thought that was pretty good. anyway, later. good night.
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1:25:39 hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms. you know what i'm talking about? well, all right. hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms,
1:26:09 spiral that i think you saw saw cast a missing southern drawl close your eyes and i'll kiss you cuz with the birds i sure the birds i sure this lonely scum's up against the wall young tough girl in a scarlet drawl
1:26:33 with goodbye to me and my old cuz with the birds i shared the average red hot chili peppers song as fuck being a bathroom stall soft castin' mr. know it y'all going down down baby in a range rover boom boom baby ready to let it go
1:26:54 cocoa puff, take a puff, pass it to me now can't stop the questions, space was combat took 30 damage, it was unblocked when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize they don't know the song's rhyme, no disrespect at home, drawing pictures of, of mountaintops with him on top, lemon yellow sun arms raised in a v
1:27:23 while the dead lay in pools of maroon below daddy didn't give affection an effect that mommy didn't care may have found a way to kill me yeah eyes burn with sting and swear seems every path leads me to nowhere
1:28:07 wife and kids and household pets peter griffin is... army green is no safe bet. maybe it is. maybe it is peter griffin. the bed is on fire with passionate love. the neighbors complain about the noises above.
1:28:38 but she only screams when she's on top. oh, no, you know what i'm talking about. you think she's so pretty.