michael keaton neck brace - Bits and Banter [07⧸17⧸2026]

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0:00 we're in a call with 15 people should i be using my vtuber voice instead yes, hey i'm trying i'm practicing mine today, so i'm gonna figure out i'm so ready to do this guys. i can't wait wait. that's really good
0:18 okay. and no one would know. now get ready for mine. okay. go for luke. go for luke. oh, hey guys. welcome. i'm that guy. trying to fill the voice. yeah. trying to fill the corpse husband gap. i see.
0:39 you guys never realized how much easier it is to be like one of the first two people in a 12 person voice chat than to be the 11th person that joins. so scary to come in late. it takes so much energy to click the button. i start laughing before i hit the button. i just come in laughing, you know? i can't move. yes, that's funny. ryan, you're chewing through that bottle of gravol, man. dude, i need to buy some new gravol. i only have two doses left.
1:08 oh shit. are you taking gravel to play this game? i'm taking gravel, i'm drinking flat soda, i got two ear patches on for seasickness.
1:18 he's got one of those big orange classic life preservers on. keep looking at the horizon. are you tall? i'm six feet. i run into bushes because i'm so tall. wait, how tall are you justin? sticks with two. oh my god. me too. that doesn't exist for height. me too. i can tell you. i would give sips my credit card number. trust worth it. that's probably why you're all so nice.
1:46 down here, we get to be little gremlins. yeah. we have a lot to prove. i'm shoving you over. i'm putting my hand on your forehead and holding you back while you swing at me. alright, i gotta pay myself. 5'10", my life is basically a loving fucking nightmare. i gotta prove myself every day. 5'10", imagine being 5'10", not 5'11". you're tripping 5 foot tall. kory, shut the fuck up!
2:12 every time we play house every single time let me be the dad right
2:25 i'm gonna say something that gets me in trouble with my chat every time i say it. go ahead and make fun of my neurodivergence. yeah, yeah. being tall sucks actually, being tall is kinda shitty. oh, boohoo, i lose all of the cabinet. oh boohoo, my back hurts and i'm 33. what am i supposed to do? yeah, i have the same problem from having a fat ass and i'm not complaining. i have a problem with having a fat ass and i am complaining. i have a head kill ass, it's fucked up.
2:54 it's always like you're asking us to ask for a picture of your ass. all right, i guess if you really want to see it. i guess i'll show it to you.
3:07 wow, oh yeah, i don't shave i check the back out of mine as well. oh, that's really nice. thank you. okay, ryan. i like a little warm up spot. i see. that's not a bad spot. so it's still pretty early here.
3:28 this is like maybe the best i've ever seen ryan hide. you can't say that. no! i'm a notoriously horrible hider, so... and an even worse painter. that's why i feel comfortable saying it. luke, i'm not gonna give you away, but i've also chosen that item to emulate before and i'm always like, i can paint that, and then i go, oh fuck, i can't do this. yeah, i can't do that. yeah, i can't do that. yeah, yeah, i have no idea. where is everybody?
3:51 hiding i sort of realized it and now i just am like yep, i'm sort of that i just really learned you can capture like people and i think yeah, but only if you're bad do i capture you? who's good? who's bad? i like that
4:16 i think the earth is kind of like pow world if you're friendly yeah, yeah, have a good attitude and believe the best in people i
4:39 yeah, you can capture people and punish them. does that mean you don't go to prison? it's the meta if you're just good. yeah, yeah i think that's i think that literally is, yeah. what's the earth meta right now?
4:51 they only put bad people in person. dairia? the dictator. the dictator seems pretty op right now. yeah, it's on the rise for sure. i did have like a full sitcom moment of i was like biting into the third taco of a taco bell order on my phone and then it popped up and was like, taco bell may be the source of all the diarrhea. no, don't believe it, don't believe it. don't believe it. okay, well.
5:19 i haven't eaten beans in three months. why did the taco bell order make my tummy hurt? the beef counteracts whatever is in the lettuce, whatever they put in the beef probably kills it.
5:32 i got my stuff from the farmers market yesterday and the whole time i'm like man i hope they don't got the diarrhea fruit you should ask did you ask them for your order today it's ten pallets of lettuce
5:53 we're having trouble moving this. oh, my god. all right. oh, my spot was bad. as the hunter says, you can push five. let me help. let me help. i know. i can't believe i look right at you. oh, no. what is this? oh, so much happening. this sucks. this is an official mass.
6:22 okay, they shouldn't have done this good work with sky very small
6:27 i haven't seen it yet and i like to assume when you all got in there and you're like, oh no. that there was like nudity or like really bad racism or something. i don't know. no, just the sky is constantly swirling around you. uh oh. whoa, dude. now justin, you said really bad racism. i'm curious on stream what you'd say is not really bad racism. what do you think is that? good. uh, i'm flipping a rolodex. like saying mon when you're talking about jamaica. hey justin, you don't have to answer that.
6:56 italian circus oh kind of old decrepit scary italian circus not really
7:17 i think he's a wonderful guy. i meant the racist guy revealing exactly how racist he is. actually italian is an ethnotype. it couldn't be more different if it tried. jump into death burger, our new racist italian turkish map. i don't know what i want to be.
7:45 i'm gonna be a poo. nice. a poo? let's hear it luke. no. don't do the voice, don't do the voice. hey i'm a poo, how are ya? is that what he talks like now? yeah yeah. welcome to my store. is that what they did? they just made a poo white?
8:06 you can't be a cock on something i'll find god damn it it's the first thing i look at i like this ryan thank you. the first pain matched so well and i was like, this is perfect and then i spent three minutes trying to get the one thing to work. i
8:27 which it did not. the light, well never mind forget what i was saying. are you just looking at it head on? have you checked out the side view yet? i tried to draw it at the angle that they would look at it, but if they approach it from any other angle... what happened?
8:50 hate that i did the exact same thing is liz can look at a better version of it stefan stefan can i applaud your paint work stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan stefan
9:19 who was the grip around me? huh? the grip around me? the grip in me early. who was gripping me early? usually it's jesus. usually if you feel it but you don't see it. how many sets of footprints were there? little brother and stranger. that was good, ryan. what guiding hands did i feel on my shoulders earlier?
9:40 yeah, i like how the metallic reflected the lights. i thought it looked really nice. it was good. thank you. the metallic slider is something i'm just putting in. i'll get that at four or five games from now. i'm not messing with the italics yet. were you on corey, apollo?
9:55 yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what i said. oh, you were really good. he shot me right away. i love i love your shit is all i understand. honestly, i have the pattern. if you want to find stefan's place, it's like, where would an actual scared child hide here? just laying down, like, ready to die. it's peter from hunger games.
10:24 y'all see they're doing the odyssey colabo with within fortnight man you get to play you get to play characters from christopher nolan's odd the odyssey and the telemik is skin you know me
10:44 i guess i do know all of the people in the world who it is for being in la. they got penelope! they just changed it so all the water in the game is now wine dark. yo, stefan! the literature jokes. yep, and that's about as much as i know. i did almost go see the odyssey at 2 a.m. last, like a few hours ago.
11:12 i had sponsored time yesterday with malf and bear and kory. and during the setup phase they're like, alright, i need you all to start counting and get louder as you're counting. and i started i just started fucking dying and i they could see me they could see the smile wash across my face while i'm picturing a couple guys in the control room just like, busting. is counting down from 10 the new porn meta? i feel like i've only started hearing about this in 2026. from 10 is so long. i don't know what it is.
11:39 my favorite tarkov name was anya taylor jy they're in my chat like every day posting most heinous shit can i say i don't really like tarkov, but i laugh every time i see head eyes. i
12:03 just always the funniest way for someone to get shot what when you spend like a ton of money on like the best helmet in the game that has one hole in it and it just gives you that message like you got shot in the hole buddy
12:23 what what's one of the hunters? what do you look like this is relevant to the game? i need to know it's hinges on this. oh, okay. okay. okay. okay. tron football guy that's supposed to be odysseus, but it's not quite done yet. god, dude i'm fucking up with ryan so bad today.
12:42 i've told this story a lot of times, but it's my favorite. my dad watching ocean's eleven or twelve once with matt damon, you know he puts on the fake nose, like at one point as a disguise, and my dad literally just goes, who is that? and i go, that's matt damon. he goes, not with that nose he's not.
13:00 definitely. that johnny depp was like a central character in murder in the orient express until afterwards and someone said, wow, johnny depp was in that. and i said, i didn't even fucking realize. and it's literally just him. it's him. it doesn't look any different. only rinky is allowed to make a face. it's important.
13:23 i'm in a ricky only spot that's important again. what why me? you'll see you'll see you shoot that lady ryan. i thought this garbage bag was a little suspicious garbage bag. oh, that's a person.
13:52 so i had to shoot right away because zipz got like five kills since i got the last one. so yeah, you made a mess in this bathroom. a lot of people in stat padding on me. i get it. it's fine.
14:05 justin that strategy is always good that's why i asked who the hunters before yeah it's like this game's version of like a fighting game knowledge check it's like you're losing you're going back to the lobby. that's good. nope. this is very good jake shut up. this is
14:32 i was like wait, i've seen people on top of this thing. yeah, you are in here. we did follow you.
14:55 corey did you not did you just pick like i couldn't tell did it really you just did that little purple paint yeah god pretty much i didn't want to be there i got stuck bro you look like your ass looks like stephanie's really good i got a lot of points out of it too i think i did the goal to save my life actually yeah i was thinking it would be one of us yeah yeah
15:23 i did the coin flip and i was like, well, if sips sees me, he'll go, oh, simply my reflection. oh, that's just me looking good. move right along. oh, that's clever. yeah. yeah. that's really funny. the windows xp test bar is really good. oh, that's really good. that was changing the time as we went to. were you really? damn dude. that's awesome. alright, stefan, shit.
15:49 checking the computer and then cross checking the time on on your computer wait a minute, this is in pst. i like the idea. this is unlocking stefan's art art you're gonna do that test where you draw a turtle and mail it to them. you're gonna become an artist
16:08 i mean, because whenever we were doing drawing games on the stream, it would just be like, well, i'm just going to draw, i'll just draw a goat's y. that's like my go to. i'm spreading my wings a little bit, you know? proud of you. happy for him. he's spreading his wings too, a little bit. stefan, it's that? yeah, yeah, for sure. stefan, you always have to do that test where you draw the clock over and over, right? isn't that something you make? they make you do it once per week. yeah. maybe you do it right, they stop asking. that's what i found. and they give you some pills instead.
16:37 i've actually figured out a way to draw the clock way faster and it's to put all the numbers on one side. who are the hunters? ryan, don't be surprised if i stand around you for like three minutes and go, where is northernlion? wow, he really can't find me. good laugh, lou. yeah.
17:00 i'm like if you say stuff like that to me again something really bad is gonna happen. luke, what's going on man? do you need to open up pal world on your second monitor? honestly, i've thought about it a bunch of times while we started playing. it's really like makes me feel worse about the human brain in my brain whenever i'm like i'm gonna draw a t shirt on a guy and it takes a hundred percent of my focus or i'm like, oh my god
17:27 well normally you don't design the t shirt around your body. god that'd be so exhausting if you had to do that every day. every time to wear a t shirt. am i cooking? i didn't notice you when i walked by so i think you're cooking. yeah you did kind of sit on me for a minute and that was kind of nice. this is good right?
17:50 alright, sips was looking at me and i said this is good right then he walked away. oh, you know that is good i'm trying to find a spot. i'm still looking around for a spot. we're fucked man. whoa, ha ha ha ha sorry, i'm trying out more normal laughs. that's a good one. i like that one. yeah! louder, louder, preferably. oh fuck!
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18:33 doing that made me feel like i was going to pass out. that's not good. it sounded like a lot of effort. ryan, can you paint yourself clear? is there a way to paint yourself transparent? you know, i just hope... ryan's not flashing red. he's painting himself white and then painting himself red really fast. i just, i don't, i guess i, okay, there's the replay.
19:01 some of those spots where you're like, i'm just gonna do this. oh my god, liz. jesus christ. this is amazing. i literally could not see you at first. oh, that's so good. yeah. holy shit. really? wow, liz. oh my god. justin's is pretty funny. i want to see liz's. where is it? i don't really know. all right, ryan. so ryan got the thumbnail so you can go to your real spot now. oh, okay.
19:32 fucking librarians thumbnail got me waking up to like 15 fucking dms. are you okay? kidding the wellness check
19:41 ryan, i tried to have plausible deniability but you just you could you had to keep going up and down. i can't act like i don't see the... there's something fat stuck in that pipe moving up and down it. this post is choking on a rat. yeah, it is like when tom flushes jerry down or vice versa i guess when jerry flushes tom down a toilet or something and you see the pipe like crashing into every corner.
20:09 apollo and justin, you guys are cracking me up. we were like, our spots are so bad. we're so screwed. and yet. you're cracking me up, man. i feel like mine was really good. god, liz, you're really crushing it. no one was complimenting you though. i was getting mad. thank you. yeah, liz, that's crazy. that is unreal. it does help being an artist for my job though. oh my god. ooh, ricky, very nice texture. you keep getting this too.
20:38 enough i'm pissed now. that's the one latex coat
20:49 latex code you're shiny blast say he doesn't even he doesn't even stop to admire the stop and go wow nice i did know that both of the black masses were justin and apollo so i didn't have a i didn't really feel like i needed to give credit they also both have johnny depp in wow but he doesn't just look like johnny depp blue contest
21:13 i wouldn't know. and he looks old too, right? yeah, he shaved his head a little bit. did we get you yet? no. everybody was just like, liz is so good. matty, when you say that, you sound like a 27 year old guy whose dream is to be in the mlb, man. it's like, i think you're just going to keep dreaming.
21:36 mean this with all sincerity. i really hope we see liz on the next game. whatever that is chris maddie will be like yeah, not so good now you can't use your little got you we're playing tarkov now
22:00 i like your poop trash, stefan. it's really good. okay, well, your favorite painter's favorite painter. i just got an eon for my paint burbs. wow. don't you think it's like when the professional athletes give a piece of equipment to the kid that's right next to the tunnel? holy shit, she high fived a little. she was walking out of the tunnel. oh my god. keep practicing, kid. your sweaty, mean joe green jersey.
22:27 yeah, i can't give the eon to myself so when everybody pops up it feels like you're like someone who's just like seeing demon faces all around you that's that's because it's the parent para what's a good with the game called parasocial pairs very
22:51 para social activity. how much you figure it out yourself? para social activity. uh yeah, i gotta find my favorite friggin' podcaster. you have to walk around northernlion's house without getting caught. which one's this one? the low poly caverns. oh, i need to download it, sorry. oh, okay. yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:13 15 people man, that's where you are. oh shit. wait, what? it's you and me
23:37 the map is so big because we're walking so slowly, holy smokes. yeah, i can't get anywhere. i have a fucking awesome idea. oh, you're setting yourself up. immediately, yeah. apollo, you can have that spot. this isn't gonna work out for me. i can!
23:57 it's like you're picking dps in a game like, no you take it actually man. i had someone come into my chat once and they were like, i bet you love to play healer when you game. and i was like, umm. literally that's insane to say. yeah. well fred rogers said look for the helpers. so there you go. he was a nice guy. he was a very nice guy. yeah. that's why he has a tickle truck.
24:24 they have to be nice guys, that's how they get away with it. bobo. i call trunk. bobo this is inspired. i like this a lot. i was talking to my cat by the way, i'm sorry. well i can tell you how i'm feeling too, but it will be different from the cat probably. he's definitely dreaming intensely. when a cat dreams so intensely you think there's a medical emergency. yes.
24:48 my dog dreams like that. she yips really loud. yeah, i always want to wake them up because they seem like they're going through it. yeah, it's like a bad dream or a good dream. i had to really shake them too to get them awake. you're not supposed to, right?
25:03 or is that just people? i think that's just people. and if you're stalking, i don't think it matters. or if it's insidious. you're cooking, you're cooking. if it's an insidious situation, you'll all wake that cat right up. do you think there's an insidious for dogs and it's just a dog with a fucking demon face? oh, that's so sad. i know. can they at least be safe in one place? i don't think dogs should have to deal with demons. and that's my hardest opinion.
25:33 oh, justin, i like yours. thank you. it's still a work in progress, but i'm happy with it. i'm banking on the fact that i'm a minute into the map. yeah, it's really long. i didn't realize how far it goes. oh, i didn't really think about how hard this part would be. it's happening. well, time to start painting. oh, okay. i see it now. i see it. i like it, stefan. i like it a lot. hmm. there was a thing i wanted to do with this, but i don't think i can.
26:03 apollo corey i feel like those two guys in new york the tower yeah those guys one got sick and the other one soon followed the other one died of loneliness a broken heart
26:37 fuck i just want to put a foot in this but ryan i need to hear what you are i was looking at it like it's so good i mean from a distance i can't tell what it is which maybe that's a good thing i can't tell at any distance what it is it's so funny that i did pretty much the same thing and i was like i did a fucked up job and then i saw ryan's and i went alright mine is fucking great mine is so good are you crazy oh oh oh i understand i understand okay you know what
27:07 i'm all for it. i'm totally on board.
27:16 regardless of what it was, which we don't know, it did look like it was supposed to be there. yeah, some kind of cave spider or maybe a bat. the long bat. what was the white part? that's the web, bro! the spider's going down on our web. i saw it. i saw it just moments before death.
27:41 there's nothing impressive about this. this game's hard. this is a hard level. i did one pose and painted myself one color, but i'm farming points. i think the low polyness of it is... you got fucked. like, the last time we played it, the two hunters, like the two levels i hunted on were the entirety of clock town from majora's mask and then the whole firelink shrine from dark souls. it's impossible. enormous.
28:07 oh whoa stephan that's good wait i gotta see oh my god stuff carpet guys in new york you like that your guy looks crazy now i've been making this whole round yes i'm sorry the carpet dudes painting myself to look like a mushroom and it took a long time did you see my drive because i thought this was really clever
28:30 justin, on my screen you still have the death spray all over you and it looks crazy. oh ricky, this is good. dang, that was hard guys. please don't animate the insidious face on my dog.
28:49 that's what the guy insidia says? oh great. i really don't like what i'm saying here. oh great, he's right behind me, isn't he? i'll post this in the...
29:02 i don't want to see a little scared baby. no! whoa! that's very scary. oh no, that's scary. i fucking love that. i kind of want to adopt him. i want him to be my little god. i would love to put him in like a little like, you know those baby carriers and people are like, oh my gosh, can i pet your dog? and then you like lift up the thing and they're like, oh, i don't want to pet him anymore. he's fucked up. yeah, we walked through it very differently. it's beautiful.
29:31 if this is what your dog looked like, you would get so much credit for rescuing this dog. she's been here for quite a while. this is sydney. she bites. she likes to be walked with two leashes. well, you're going to need it because when she unleashes her full power,
29:57 she's reactive around families, unfortunately. the game broke for anyone else? we're waiting for you to download it, it says. corey, corey, corey. i have a friend that does a lot of dog rescuing and i asked them to like spoiler alert the photos of the new dogs whenever they send them in. does the insidious demon do anything besides just scaring people? he's like a duck's children, doesn't he? isn't that enough?
30:25 the movie the guy who made mid somar what's that called?
30:40 hereditary. so when you said, i thought you meant, when you were saying, i thought someone imposed like the dead child's decapitated head on your dog. oh my god. that's brutal. spoilers by the way for anyone who hasn't seen hereditary. well alright, it's a horror movie with a dead child. is it the child that makes the clicker? is that the one? oh yeah, okay. the insidious does the clicking, and he's also like hairier than you think?
31:08 wait, no, it's a child that does the clicking, right? or is there like a demon possessing the... well, it seems you conflated the child with the demon pazuzu, of course, who is... oh, is it the same info? paimon. oh, damn it is paimon.
31:26 pae mon! pae mon! pazuzu is professor farnsworth's pet gargoyle. that's also true. me when i'm problematic at the dessert restaurants on the cruise. pae mon. pae mon? yeah. pae mon. pae mon. oh, that's really good, justin. that's really good. thank you, thank you. oh my god, it's so good you said that.
31:50 i'm gonna like forget about this whole conversation and then like three days i'm gonna check the discord and see the insidious dog and shit my pants. don't put pazuzu's face on my dog. i never saw the movie that the picture of you and your dog is referencing, but i'm gonna try to be that guy. it's snow dogs. i mean from the sounds of the reports, wait who's in snow dogs?
32:15 either one actually yeah or no it's the new serious is it's cuba getting junior it's cuba sorry sorry sorry you were muted yeah
32:31 jake, it's really the 11th hour, man. it's time to finish up. i saw what you were doing and i felt like a noble when you were doing it. ricky is so fucked. so ricky is also here? that's good, eli. i like that. thanks. thanks. i'm acting as a decoy for you guys. i'm giving you guys plenty of time. oh, sips is so good.
32:59 wow luke very good. thank you so much. i feel good about it. very good. yeah luke i looked for you for a minute. seps, seps this is crazy. ricky you're a...
33:12 i'm never giving you my eon again. i think that was the worst of us. i do not know why. why you guys were complimenting ricky. i was like, he's dead. what do you mean? i didn't understand. he should be dead. he should be. i should be killed in real life. why is there someone driving like a... darth maul. shut the fuck up. i'm not darth maul.
33:38 i know who's getting my eon no whistle going to my wife after this no eons she closes her legs. oh
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34:24 i would almost say exclusively worse, right? yeah, i think so too. matty, really? fuck trying stuff out, you know. where's bopom? ricky just clipping. i think you just can't do anything about that spot. i think that is just totally fucked. what the hell?
34:45 i do want to say, ricky, when i went up that tapestry, i realized i could clip behind it and i was like, i won't. yeah, yeah, like i said, you took the moral high ground here and you immediately died for it. so hey, you know. that's true. i sure did. i'm going to remember that next time. luke, two seconds before you said that, my brother said, your nephew is watching.
35:07 all but mark and mark laughing
35:17 brian, have you gotten to the part of the jonghoine lessons where you're writing characters, man? yeah, and my wife keeps making fun of me because i like copy the character and then she's like nah it looks awful because the stroke order is wrong. you gotta get the stroke order. i mean that really is you think like who gives a fuck how could stroke order possibly matter but it really does. i'm just gonna say it. i've never gotten that complaint before but i mean... jorkin' it joke.
35:47 fuck writing chinese though, man. nah, dude, come on, it's so fun, dude. you should try speedrunning the character, whoa. it's so fun, you just fucking, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. dude, that's true, it is like seven curved lines. yeah, it's like, it's just like slicing a tatana. but then you talk to some chinese people and they're like, oh yeah, i can't write it. and i'm like, well, what the fuck am i doing then? i mean, there's a lot of words i can't spell either, so, you know. that's true, that's true.
36:16 like practicing the stroke order on like a w or something like that. no, that's not right. i'm starting with the little part first. i mean, yeah, if you started in the middle of a w it would look totally fucked up. so yeah, you can kind of understand. i think you've done a good job here. yeah, yeah, yeah. two times now y'all.
36:40 really trying to turn this l into a w luke i'm gonna show her this stream before she sees you again luke
37:03 i don't think this spot is good enough for a low hunting, but... if i know anything about stroke order you cannot turn an l into a w. it's impossible guys. sometimes i order cheeseburger potato. no, it's something about potatoes though. tomatoes? i don't know. french fried potato. what song is this?
37:28 this is cheeseburger in paradise. yeah, that is a good song. that's sick. that's like that's how they were writing songs in like the 1930s, you know, back when they were. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. what could i do? i like girls and i like burgers.
37:48 it could trick the eye just enough the only problem i spotted is what i keep running into is like i paint the part of my guy and i'm like that looks good and then there's just a lot more of my guy to paint you really got a right that camera
38:12 it's not like i spent like five minutes getting the shading exactly right for you to go why is that pot shaped like a man sitting down? corey were you just giving me shit about mine?
38:34 i like a paint job apollo. corey is in a scumbag, we call it a ricky spot. it's not a ricky spot. it's a ricky spot. it's a ricky spot.
38:53 you can see me! a guy does 100 cute funny spots that makes everybody laugh and makes all the highlight compilations and then he does one fucking unkillable spot behind a banner and suddenly that's the ricky spot. it only takes once to cheat. ricky you're getting a yawn for your first real spot. it's the ricky!
39:15 that's beautiful! all that shit they were talking about me, sips, thank you. i know, that's a beautiful spot and beautiful paint job as well. thank you! ricky didn't show up on the list of people seen every one time. stefan, the object in front of you keeps not loading, so it just looks like you painted a stripe on yourself on the shelf. that's really good, maddy.
39:40 i think i'd have blown yourself a little present. i changed it when you commented on it, so you really inspired me. thank you for the notes.
39:48 oh, that is a ricky spot. i really don't like the narrative that's being built here. i'm really so much worse than mine. it's already done. the more you resist it, the more solid it becomes. i pray to god i'm not caught dead in a ricky spot this
40:10 i'm pointing to not accept it. you got less points than me and i died one second after sips saw me. ricky ricky had a billion points because this isn't about ricky anymore. okay, this isn't about ricky. so ricky had a fucked up spot that sucks. so what? we're talking about you now. my fault. my fault, guys. let me just go check tiktok for all of the hot new meta spots that all of your favorite content creators are doing. yeah, that sounds fun. oh, someone got screwed.
40:37 i picked big because i'm fucking protest. i'm sick of this. oh, ricky. yeah. i'll show you a fucking ricky spot. is there a picture of painting of the crucifixion of christ in this? yeah. maybe you can hide behind him.
40:54 what the hell? what? oh, shit. i mean, i'm certainly not jumping in front of the guy. you see what they did to him? are grimace's eyes, like, uh, like slanted, like downwards or upwards? like, like half slanted? i don't know, man. i don't know. i don't know.
41:24 i guess i don't think about that either way. yeah, are there any grimace like... i can't remember the name of the word. the grimace phrenologist. that's what i was trying to think. i almost said like, a phetorologist. i was like, nah, i'm just gonna shut the fuck up. nah, yeah. nah, yeah. nah, yeah, nah. gotta fuck you. nah, not really though. good luck, ricky. we're getting there, man.
41:48 i you guys fuck you guys put like bullied me into this so much to prove just bright reds to balance the fucking i feel
42:03 i feel like you've done this before. it's very good. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's why i asked who's... yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm aware, i'm aware. not that i'm in a painting, but can you move within the painting once you're like this? not that i'm in a painting. not that i'm in a painting, but... not that i'm in a painting. i think i've picked a weird, fun set place. you look very unsettling. this is beautiful. thank you so much. i viewed that in the perfect way, which was walking slowly around from behind you.
42:34 show yourself quaa o de. i think i've done a shit fucking job if i'm being honest. ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. well, we'll check out this one. there's no webcam on the computer, we're safe from that. i have done that before, i'm just happy to. the painting people all did really good.
42:58 i'm the painting people. sucks to hear. really sucks to hear. that's awesome. this is extremely good. yeah, this one. okay, i'm realizing that you can really see me in a way that i didn't realize was possible. it's like, couldn't really be more obvious. oh shit. wait, justin's is great too. your shadow's kind of fucking you.
43:26 i know, i thought i turned the shadow off.
44:10 are they made it and we're glad you're here man i'm not trying to give anything away, but that's how i feel all the time
44:34 apollo that's fucking crazy. so true. it's kind of like there's art like everywhere it's not just paintings. that's so real bro. everyone did so good but apollo's insane. i know that's crazy. apollo's is genuinely unbelievable. i don't even know how you could do that. is apollo fighting in napoleon's horse's ass? is anybody?
45:00 apollo you would be an awesome forger. i'm great at copying. i'm really good at copying. oh luke, good! yeah, it doesn't look good. you're making a lot of compliments in that tour. alright, alright, alright. wow luke, that's so good. it's my first drawing ever, thanks!
45:25 he's like, oh, luke, good. so do you think your parents are coming to pick you up soon? or are you gonna pick me up tomorrow? listen, you guys, luke is very duchamp fountain, so i think it fits, honestly. i don't know what that means, but it's when a guy painted a toilet and submitted it to a museum. oh. luke is that a i really like stefan's too. i just think that he picked the worst possible spot on the whole painting.
45:53 but like the person that you did pick is incredible yeah, but you have done with plays this game seriously like that's what you want to do i know you wouldn't think about it. you know, but putting yourself out there trying
46:06 well, well, well. you're catching light from the wall that is. i burned my eon on apollo, but i do think i do think ryan deserves some praise. i do. you guys are very good. i keep trying to pick things that are definitely too difficult. i think that's i think that's why the art museum one so good because like they can't get too close. it's like the palette selectors of
46:36 owning me. yeah, i love when you sucks you pull from your own body and then it yeah, yeah, yeah that doesn't work at all anybody's not using fuck oh my god. oh my damn. why did i pick this? i'm questioning myself in the same way just
47:01 i'm not done yet. no, this is a harder map like for this is real. this game really gives you a psychological peak it does feel kind of like something a child therapist would make you play and be like, okay what do you think you are here? no, i can't i think it has something to do with this
47:19 can y'all just stay there give you a second. i'll give you a second all right, well, okay great job and ryan yeah okay, well i'm you really tried good job oh
47:49 he's doing his best! i have my eyes closed. oh man. no matter how good you paint, the shadows are so unfriendly. yeah. i don't know, liz did literally completely crush it though, so i do think it's possible. i gave her the good eyedropper, sorry buddy. kory's is really fucking good. kory's is really good. you think so? i just started!
48:17 there's a lot of people still alive. it's definitely worth the back bending one and i wish you went for vagina lips instead, but i still like it. oh, that's a good idea. that would be great.
48:40 i see the vision and i'm really liking it. i don't know if i can pull this off. it's not like a teacher giving teacher give me an f on my shit. i know you're purposely making this hard. why are you taller than me in the game? like i'm not to you. my eyes are at the bottom of your chin.
49:01 i hate to say it but have you tried walking on your toes? get him in while you still can, okay? what does that mean? you get surgery? stepping? stepping? yeah? who are you? oh man. bro, this bart. bart? yeah, this bart dude. i'm wearing bart's iconic outfit, man. who am i? scarface, tony montana. nah, i'm dan. ah yeah, i can see it. i can see it for sure.
49:33 it's really hard to do the lance bass style bangs with just a balloon head. if you guys see me immediately, don't shoot me right away. because i do want ryan to see this one. a little hint from my spot. someone in my chat described it as quote, coward's work. so if that helps you out.
49:57 ryan i think this is what they want you to see. oh, okay. okay. this is gonna be like my carry moment where i run out of the yeah, this jake holy shit
50:07 if someone finds me, just leave me alone. damn, and you said that, ryan? what the hell? it's me making a post asking for good hiding spots. but you don't have to shoot, i can't shoot him because then it makes it look like i'm bothered by it. this reminds me of the furious... justin, this is... you were dealing with a lot lately. this is really good. yeah, i went through a lot. this is great. how do you feel about this? thank you.
50:35 she's so cute. oh, boba, okay. is boba a little guy again? i wish pepe sylvia. luke, you've outdone yourself. yeah, luke. i didn't realize you cloned yourself. i was like, you are selling out whoever drew this little detective. i had to make the whole scene.
51:02 there's someone in here or maybe they're on the other side of this wall. maybe they're on the ceiling. oh, it's called adaptation learning from mistakes. yeah. thank you so much. you put your own stink on it and made it something actually kind of beautiful. corey, wait, wait here. we got to triangulate this. there's one person left in this office. we got to get them. they're mocking us.
51:23 my spot kinda feels like a red spot. it's 100% it. how is luke still alive? how the fuck is luke still alive? i don't know how you get there. i'm blended in. luke is ascended, dude. i blended in, man. i blended in. what do you want me to say? it's a perfect costume. you're getting my eon, luke. i like the strategy of both hunters staying in one room for two minutes. it feels productive even if it's not.
51:52 wait were they just on the other side of no that doesn't even make any sense. i'm losing my mind. if i don't get caught it's a miracle i would say. is there a meta strategy to everybody just spamming whistles the entire time disorienting? yeah just like mental overload. it's kind of working.
52:14 luke is gonna be left alone at the end of this. i win! luke, how did you do that? i win! i win! i win! i win! i win! luke wins by virtue of nobody entering his room. no, i don't think that's it. i don't think that's it. ryan and corey, you were standing in the pot that i was in for a couple of minutes. you got shot at! someone shot you in the pot and missed. boyce!
52:42 that's amazing. i didn't even come back here at all. okay. yeah i did. i don't know. what's the insidious demons name? they may know anyone got grok tokens? lipstick face demon also known as
53:13 the red faced demon, the visitor, and six tas. can't talk about patrick wilson like that, man. thank you for using your grok tokens, ryan. nah. i burned all mine making a wife. most fucked up part is she left. just the plot of her, honestly. oh, i don't know what to pick. alright, she closed her logs, it's pretty good.
53:44 let's do this one. that's really good. if only luke was here to hear that. he'll never get to sit in the shade of the tree that he's in. i hate this. you get to watch me figure this out in real time. alright. just making clones in the same place and resetting the timer over and over. who's hunting?
54:14 it's me! it's apollo. no! no! oh no! oh no! i mean ricky! no! that's not ricky! no! not ricky! nobody's scared of me. you're good at hunting apollo. apollo, take a seat. i got this. watch this. you're making a different kind of joke. what the fuck?
54:45 matty hanson. okay, okay. ryan, i think this could work. that's about as good as it gets for me. yeah, like if they don't walk over to where you are. if they never lay eyes upon me.
54:58 no, that's well, that was part of the plan. you guys are gonna help her? whoa! not betty! betty, what was that? i think i was beyond help, yeah. i typed in my cheat codes before. i like your little lifeguard. thank you! paramedics pull up to an emergency and if the victim has xs on their eyes, they don't even bother trying to resist. i just gotta take a slight break here. we could report this at any time in the next 45 minutes. well, that's lunch everybody.
55:30 that's a lot of whistles over here, huh? that looks pretty good, man. liz is cheating once again. oh, justin, okay, i like that. stephanie, bringing me in on that felt like when somebody would pick me and pick up basketball because i was tall and i'd have to be like, you really, really don't want to do this. oh, ryan, he saw you from the worst possible woods. through the crack. damn. really, justin gave you away.
56:00 very unkind i was angry that apollo i wasn't even doing like an owen wilson thing. what the hell is going on in here man? i think we're in trouble eli. i thought it was jennifer coolidge. no, no, no, no. i know you loved to be a towel too. or were you bubbles? am i muted?
56:25 i don't think anyone knows who you're talking to. are we talking the collaborative sink? the collaborative sink work? yes, yeah. we were just water. we were just water. you were speaking mandarin chinese for a second there. yeah, that was crazy. you're slipping in and out of it, man. you're getting too good.
56:45 one person left. is it liz? oh my god. i'd say it took steph about 15 seconds to get it set up and then it took me until they were hunting to kind of kill the cats. liz, i don't know. aw, jesus. killing spree. wow, thank you, corey. maybe he had 148 seconds to look at all the paintings. can i say, really good job on the nipples.
57:11 yeah, might i say. wow, how did you get those so tiny? what the... oh, they are really well cut. it looks like you were wearing a starched shirt that was chasing him a little bit. a bit of a post marathon kind of... with the bellybutts in there as well. well, that's why he died. that's why he died.
57:32 this is really gonna hurt my chances of getting a promotion. trying to get the bottom of an empty pool. the lifeguard promotion. yeah, what are you getting promoted to at the pool? i think they raise my chair five feet. i was gonna say, you get to drive the helicopter. they make your job harder.
57:54 man, stefan, it's crazy they found us. we look just like six chunks of water. oh, what the fuck? let's log on. how'd that happen? oh, there's a what the fuck? wait. you okay, manny? this is impressive. no, no, no, this is an actual hole.
58:17 that's pretty disturbing. me rummaging around in my shorts going, this is a hole. this is a damn hole. hold on, is this where all that stuff's been coming from? wait a tick.
58:40 some sort of portal to a brown dimension
58:53 um, that should be a really good, uh, freaking band name or something. or it'll do a brown dimension. chat, when you do that joke every time, it always hits. i don't know why she's making fun of that. i could just stand up, i think. i think i could just like stand here and see what i'm painting. okay, me. what am i thinking?
59:37 little race car driving around. ryan are you shrek? i'm trying to be shrek, yeah. okay. wait hold on, do you think donkey is shrek's last name? cause that's pretty much shrek donkey! kind of a luigi mario situation. the face resembled donkey to me. oh, is it the teeth? maybe the teeth? i don't know. i can't wait to see what you look like. i can't wait to see what you look like. this is exciting. is this how shirts look?
1:00:07 shrek's look at how shirts look. shirts, but shrek's shirts. shrek's shirt is hard to draw, i discovered this yesterday. yeah, we learned this. oh, that's a really good shrek, mclovin' donkey. that's the word. bet all the parents who named their kids shrek are real nervous there's a new movie coming out.
1:00:29 they thought the ink was dry on that one. they released a teaser and everyone in it looks slightly different than the original design. they're older bro, they got older. yeah, that's right. well it doesn't have to happen, it's like a movie. it's like a cartoon. and it's just hot tea. like it could be like two days after the last movie, like it doesn't have to follow our time. it's actually one of the places it could happen the least. oh that's really good.
1:00:56 there's no reason to go back to the well if nothing new is being said, okay? i just feel like every everybody was like, we hate you go mad at me, you go mad at me. no, no, this is can i go? can i go? can i go? can i go? i mean, i wanna talk, i actually wanna talk. there's so much pressure on both of these bits right now. it doesn't matter, you go.
1:01:17 i hate how much time it takes between shrek's now. i can't remember what, you know, where they were in the last shrek. it's, you know what? i have to go. i forgot i have a date at the side of the bridge with the water, so i'm gonna be back. thanks for running full back on that one. here's my thing, crack some up. no, i don't have you. i was just gonna say it was funny that, like, people hated the look and they were like, well, we're not fucking changing it, so...
1:01:45 i respect that. same joke. spending so much time on this and like no one's going to see it. well, yeah, you're hiding in a place they can't get. yeah, corey, what do you mean? they can get me, but there's a solution to your problem. now, corey, are you going for a known character or is this an oc of yours? it's very obvious who this is.
1:02:10 oh i see it now. excellent math. it's like star trek shrek. that's what i'm seeing. i was gonna say freddie mercury. shrek y mercury. i was gonna say that's the riddler. i like this. i don't think he's a zombie. what about when i add...
1:02:27 this is so yeah this is so hold on some voluptuous titties everything that's mrs. shrek she's growing what is this what is this like some sort of a lady shrek
1:02:49 i do like the idea of a guy who's mad that there's a lady. yeah, nice cleavage. yeah, the cleavage is very high. i like that it just goes straight up really high. really high. 75% of the way through shrek one they're like great, they're adding women to every movie. now she's got blush. okay, let's take a look. the dragon comes out like, and a lady dragon, all right. okay. great.
1:03:15 brekkis woke, contains an unrealistic depiction of a female dragon. justin, were you there when i, the whole time i was trying to hide? yeah. any comments from the lobby on apollo's spot? maybe corey's spot instead actually. i love fiona. i like how there were two instances of long cleave in this map. such a wistful voice. it's a pretty soft spot.
1:03:44 matt is debuting his shrek impression. wait, hang on, where's the second long cleavage? i see one long cleavage.
1:03:52 oh, i see, i see. oh, yep. oh, interesting. it goes all the way to the top. actually beneath the monitor also. evan specifically adding cleavage to the anime girl. yes, exactly. you think she wouldn't have cleavage? come on. i should have given my leaf lady cleavage to be... yeah. ...be bold. but i'm not gonna do it. it really just is a hospital.
1:04:17 yeah, and like there's no items you could blend in with and the hit boxes on everything is so bad that you can't i've got the long cleavage, but i can't even sit in a wheelchair. i know i was yes it's it's really bad if you try to go in a bed you're hovering four feet above it look at all the burdens though i know kory salivating
1:04:35 the owner returns oh i see what you're saying. okay. that was a scar joke somehow. the map is so big for it to have nothing in it this is like a real like test your mettle with this map jesus oh fuck
1:05:04 yes
1:05:17 oh my god. you're like those ladies that tuck their boobs into their pants. ryan, that's great. i hate justin's map! i hate it, i hate it! that was putting hair on him. it might work, man, it might work. it's really good. i did something similar yesterday.
1:05:47 holy, this is a high ass. ricky, no. practically up to the shoulders. no women allowed. all right, just keep this up for 200 more seconds. it's enormous and yet there's nowhere to hide. it's really the worst world around. yeah, it is pretty amazing. it's just funny to be like the only thing on the map that does that. i really like what you're doing, ryan. there's still so much time left. there's a lot of time.
1:06:18 oh my god, watching this scooby doo go from one to another. it's amazing because ryan can't leave his perspective.
1:06:29 that's true, yeah. i heard him. i really feel like that was close. you got me. you got me. that's really good. oh my god. ricky, you should have made him keep going for another hundred seconds. thank you, yeah. you keep your notice. so funny.
1:06:50 oh okay, this could be good. damn, every comment is seven. the comments piss me off so much. jesus christ. the comments are just six seven. it's nine pages of six seven, what the fuck? and then there's a couple in russian as well. i bet you if you translated it, it would translate to six seven.
1:07:12 i'm the fucking hunter. i'm hunting i haven't hunt this is my first time justin sounds like i really want to do this what the hell like wes craven, oh is it it's also so crazy for justin to say he's never seen shrek and then be like wes craven. what are you doing?
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1:07:44 the guy yeah, i've heard of wes craven knowing about a filmmaker when you have never seen shrek does seem crazy to me and me unintentionally wes craven versus shrek is what you're saying that these are on the same level. no shrek is 100 times more famous man shrek is so famous too there's no way shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more famous than shrek is more
1:08:12 this is a nightmare on elm street guy. i think we're getting a glimpse into the kind of childhood that justin has, which is really nice. i did. i did. my mom did let me buy a nightmare on elm street vhs tape when i was way too young to own it. and it really did scare the fuck out of me.
1:08:26 bro, lewis was showing me the pictures from scary stories to tell in the dark. i was like, what the fuck? yeah, they have it behind me right now. it's too scary! yeah, the spider face girl. the spider out the cheese. the skeleton smoking a corn cob pipe. yes. well, that guy's cool. oh, now we're scared. corn cob pipe. i was scared that i'd never become as cool as him.
1:08:56 i'm a fall guys guy. my parents played me a cd of spooky halloween sounds when i was way too young dude. it scared the shit out of me eli freaking out to... oh dave, i got a sound for you.
1:09:13 you should look up like the list of the most profitable franchises in the world, because i'm pretty sure shrek is up there. this is so fucked up. i just found the most horseshit spot on planet earth and i just can't fucking do it because i don't want the blowback from it. i know, i just did the exact same thing. i'd clip out of bounds. i want to say something, but i feel like everyone will yell at me. are you going to say something like, well, you should look up the list of highest grossing horror movies named after days on the calendar and then get back to me.
1:09:42 i was going to say there's more adults than children. there's more adults than children. the thing about children is that they become adults. yeah, but they don't become children. i'm sorry. there is no metric on the planet that is going to verify that wes craven is more like, it doesn't matter which measurement you are taking. i'm
1:10:06 i'm literally stuck inside of geometry. maybe not, but i you didn't say freddy krueger, you said wes craven. he made other stuff too. that's true. i'm st i okay, well i'm literally i'm trapped. this is my own hell. this is literally a pri this is this is a ricky spot prison, man. i can't fucking get out. yes, ricky the flying man. why am i calling it that? aw, stefan, your little jersey. i fucking thank you. thank you, jesus christ. that's so cute. ooh, an old retro canucks. nice.
1:10:35 oh, it is nice. oh, oh god. what's happening? this is a big mess. oh, apollo that is... i think i've seen that. i've seen that in a video before. that's a crazy spot. why can't i go through this? there we go. that's apollo's favorite thing. oh, were you trying to go through the the blue net thing? oh, fucking hell. alright, i think i'm trapped.
1:11:03 i can't move. welcome to my hell, buddy. i'm stuck and i can't move. corey! oh, what the fuck? eli, that's so nice. alright, well i'm stuck where corey was now and i can never get out. oh no. oh my god. oh, i'm just upskirting you. i can't look the other way. oh, block! stefan, it's all up to you now, bud. oh, justin, yeah, justin. where are you, though? wait, corey, nice work, baby. i fell in a wall and i'm stuck in a trap. yes, i got a hunter stuck.
1:11:28 i was looking up search trends for shrek and wes craven trump and then there was one moment where wes craven had more searches and was like what happened? oh, yeah, 1994 no, it was when he died i
1:11:55 i always instantly find like the lamest spot. we're hunting apollo so he's gonna be bent over sideways. well apollo that is pretty fucking lame. why'd you put it on that man? i'll leave, i'll leave. it's in the game, it's in the game. i unfortunately also found a pretty disgusting spot but again just feels like i'm
1:12:25 playing into the stereotype at this point. you like wes anderson? you giving up, ricky? i was so proud of that. and you just turn the camera and you go, oh, i didn't actually do anything good at all. yeah. i'm having that realization at this moment. fucker, man. wow. oh, fuck. oh, ryan, that's good. wow, freddy. what to do about that? yeah, that looks really good.
1:12:53 alright y'all, i'm stuck in the mug and i can't get out. okay, i got it. are you? no, i got it. wow, it looks even better from the side too.
1:13:06 oh my god apollo. oh yes, kory. treacherous. i like this monopoly. he liked it. yeah, that's a crazy monopoly guy. this is i think our best looking hunter duo yet. that's also a great shrek. oh yeah, very nice. yeah, wonderful shrek. apollo, that's very nice. looks very happy. oh man. iced him. stefan, that's really good too.
1:13:34 well, it tickles the funny bone. it tickles the funny bone too. hey, daffy. how are you doing, daffy? good, brian. it was good. was he a guy? was he a guy on the wall? this is crazy. i just can't imagine having the brain that would see that, you know? i'm so jealous. oh my god. that is great. i mean, you know, when all you have is a hammer. everything looks like a nail.
1:14:03 charlotte, did shrek poop just a little bit? yeah. okay. just checking. he lives in the swamp, you know. yeah, i think shrep. shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! shrep! sh
1:14:25 i couldn't hear the whistle! that's why justin's never seen it, he doesn't know how it smells. we don't get a word on any streaming platform. you check out shrep, bart. justin asking his grandma for the movie shrek, she comes back with shrep movies. oh, corey, you didn't even read it.
1:14:54 before shrep i was gonna say, i've played this game with ostensibly the funniest people i know and everybody draws a little piece of poop in the ass of their computer. that's the funniest thing you can do.
1:15:07 yeah, this one sucks to hunt on i think. yeah, wasn't it you and i, mattie, who hunted on this? yeah, and we found like two people and everybody was like... why is the whole map like shaking? yeah. are you still laughing about shrep? i've been thinking about shrep for like five years now. i still think about it every now and then when you call yoshi yoki.
1:15:34 i said, i said, there was also oral torium. i said oral torium. i was trying to say oral torium. like it's like a place you people getting seats and get sucked off. yeah. no, that may look, you don't need to explain that to me. that makes total sense. yeah, yeah, sure. yeah. the oral torium, right? oral torium. yeah.
1:15:57 i still i remember i said greek once and everyone thought it was really funny and i still think it is but i didn't know there was like a guy named greek. a couple of weeks ago or maybe months ago at this point, i was driving past a concert venue in chicago and it was like the concert was about to begin so there was like you know a bunch of people walking up to the venue and i was like can i tell
1:16:22 who is playing tonight based on the vibes of the people walking in and every single person, every single dude that was walking into the venue was wearing cargo shorts and my guest was primus and i was right. nice. that rocks. i love that. now is there a problem with cargo shorts? i'm asking for a friend. not if you're at a primus show.
1:16:46 think they're coming back eggs. i think cargo short. they are coming back. yeah, the big the big shorts spinning the block
1:16:57 must be sick to be able to dress like y2k without living through all the fears of it. it was scary. it was. i was very scared for y2k. i was 10 or i guess 9. and i remember at midnight i was clutching my cat and my game boy with pokemon blue because i was like, i just want to be holding the things that are most important to me if it happens. oh, my god. that's so sad. because i was 7 and i didn't even know what was happening.
1:17:26 yeah, i was six years old and i was discovering silly string for the first time. shoot yourself in the face. i think i'd already found out about worrying. i was nine or ten as well and i think i was pretty freaked out. and then i became zero for like a second. yeah, yeah. that's good. that's good. mattie, that's good. mattie? don't let anyone tell you that wasn't good, man. no, that was good. i tried something way too ambitious here. sam.
1:17:56 damn. i do feel like it's very difficult to hunt on this map, so. yeah, it's near impossible unless you're looking for someone like me who did a really bad fucking job. speaking of high school bad wardrobe choices, anyone else familiar with soap shoes? anyone else? of course. yeah, of course. soap shoes are camp. those were our things? yeah, they had a grind plate in the middle and what that meant was...
1:18:21 as soon as you tried to walk up stairs, you would just eat shit because you'd grind on every stair. you unlocked a memory in me where i tried to wash my checkerboard van because i was absolutely that kid. but i didn't get the soap out of them and then it was pouring out and i was walking through the hallways in this hall just leaving suds everywhere and everyone was like
1:18:45 this guy's got soap in his shoes! not that kind of soap shoes. i thought those were kind of soap shoes. you had literal soap shoes. scrubbing bubble, man, what the fuck?
1:18:55 holy shit, ricky! ricky! hey, merry christmas, y'all. you look like you should be connected to a rail and a summit. can i show my stream this, ricky? daaaaaamn. yeah, yeah, i've showed it, ricky. what's up with the legs? i've never seen a human little homie.
1:19:18 i don't understand how the legs are so short ricky can i show this? i was 11 years old. yeah. yeah, it's so good what's the necklace?
1:19:42 the necklace is the green day american idiot. so i should say, basically everything i am wearing is fresh from under the christmas tree. you can imagine him swagging the fuck out.
1:19:58 i want to give you guys the gift of a pre transition photo that i found. oh shit. and this one has got a transition. no! you cannot share this one. this one is just for you guys. why do your shoes look fake?
1:20:14 the long belt is unbelievable. that belt was viral. so fucking cool. are you on that skateboard for real? it doesn't look real. yeah, the shoes are... this i made for like an alert on my stream where this guy would skateboard across the screen. so i know that it doesn't look real, but it's one of the top half is. and the skateboard as well, yeah.
1:20:35 i think because the clothing you're wearing on top is so baggy, it just compresses your whole silhouette. right, right. i mean, yes, the shirt is going down basically nearly to my knees. it looks so funny. it's a cool fit. it all works together, man.
1:20:53 that's what i'm saying, man. i pulled up to sixth grade. literally, dude, i got my first girlfriend like fucking two months after getting this dripped out. so, you know, i hate to say it, but it worked. ricky, nice. thank you. thank you. and yeah, it was a girl who wrote my name, filled an entire notebook full of my name in black and pink gel pens. yeah. yeah. i was a glow in the dark belt buckle that said rock.
1:21:21 i had a denim vest. it was a cut off jean denim vest covered in like 40 patches. i have seen this denim vest.
1:21:34 i just have like such a memory of my ti 83 plus graphing calculator in my cargo shorts pocket like swinging around my leg and like and banging into my knee over and over and being like this is sick this is good shit yeah yeah yeah yeah the preferred cargo for this i think i missed hot topic like selling anything other than like t shirts and cds
1:21:58 i had to crop out the belt buckle because it's just like a picture of my dick print because my pants were so tight. oh my god matt that's crazy how that you that is your adult ass face on a teenager's body. i've been 35 forever. holy shit. what emo band were you in?
1:22:19 yeah, i wish. i think i was like a guitar tech for my friend's emo band because they couldn't really play that well. during my jinko era, i stepped on a ketchup packet at school and it squirted straight up the inside of my pants. wow. i love to hear about all the jinko bloopers. this is like my... jinko bloopers? jinko bloopers. corey, you would look crazy in some n1 gear.
1:22:46 oh, absolutely. i feel like n1 was made fun of when i was in school. it had a minute and then it was like, you're wearing shaq shoes. oh, what? you can't buy a whole jordan's? the shirts though, they were like, i got next. and it was like a dude crushing a basketball in his hands and shit. oh, yes. oh, right. oh my god. yes. what about... i can't get the colors right.
1:23:15 i'm fucked. i'm just, you know, i'm ruined. you get out of here, justin. you're gonna really grant my stuff. damn, that's really good. i had a big dog spice girls shirt that was the spice dogs. what? at my school, all the girls were rocking the mice girls shirt from oshkosh. oshkosh. yes. oshkosh.
1:23:43 i wrote rock on my belt too, mattie! yo libby, i gotta say from our oh yeah yours is cool. oh you have the hair too! i gotta say i think you and i would not have been friends but would have thought each other was cool and that we were not. yeah no i'm looking at the photo of you and i absolutely would have. i like the rock belt where you're hoping somebody walks up and you're like, oh wait are you into rock?
1:24:07 you guys didn't fucking nerd for like 15 years straight triforce and cargo shirts motherfucker i stripped myself hey everyone remember shrep and i'm in a damn ricky's body wait maddie. how old were you in this picture? oh
1:24:28 probably 17 or 18. he was 6 years old. somewhere between 17 and 40. 17? what's funny is that i had, like, if you saw a photo from like one year later, i had a full beard and like hair down to my shoulders. i was really kind of...
1:24:46 that's right, scram. ricky, ricky. no way. i really there is a really fucked up second in my brain where i was like, well, there's no way that orcs are circumcising people, right?
1:25:04 meats back off my penis. oh, dear. they don't actually take any meat off. they just sort of like, back me up here, corey. they just sort of peel it back. they sort of peel it back and then staple it down.
1:25:30 no, they cut this off! they take some meat off. they do take some meat off. where do you think they get the calamari from, man? they botched yours. no, i think they botched yours if you still got a fucking brim down there! the staples, yeah. that's how you know. that's how you can tell. the staples dissolve after 20 or 30 years. expose your brain down! remember shreb? remember shreb, everyone?
1:26:00 i mean it's gonna get caught like instantly but oh my god charlotte oh charlotte oh my god charlotte oh libby that's a lot of really inspired spots today oh fuck you oh god damn what's that website
1:26:21 some fucking hangers on shrek this is looking somewhat human like i mean that's come on disrespectful. oh
1:26:54 okay, it's like right. okay. do you want to take a look? it's really good. eli is really good. it is really good. hey. i think eli is in the infrastructure. you're not getting, you're not getting. yeah, this is great. liz did the thing i tried to do last time on this map, but actually did it right. somebody's something good.
1:27:20 just i need the timer dance so i can give charlotte everywhere
1:27:40 it would have been so fucked up if i got you just shooting randomly though. yes, i was waiting for it. okay, the shrek is really good. wait, stefan. the shrek is crazy. yeah, libby, i thought you might like mine too. i didn't see that you was a simp punk. i would have given you, i would have
1:27:56 i would've given you my aeon. homer looks like the hot peter griffin they did for fortnite. yes, that's true. triangle shaped. this is what it was like. ow.
1:28:18 well damn, thank you everyone. thank you! this was so fun! thanks for coming. it's a damn pleasure. bye y'all! bye everyone! have a good friday! bye! damn dude, my fucking neck is so sore. i need whatever the hell michael keaton had when he played batman that like connects your head to your shoulders so you can't bend your neck.
1:28:45 yeah, no, okay. a neck does connect your head to your shoulders, but i mean like i guess it connects your traps to your shoulders. like they cemented his head to his trapezius muscle. a neck brace? yeah, maybe a neck brace would be the move, man. or maybe you just need a dr. pepper zero. maybe you just need one of those.
1:29:11 one second, i just... you can't shake the feeling. i know that when this happens you need like two days for your body to like heal the neck tissue but it really does feel like if you just twisted it in the right way like a little piece of calcium would just crack and then you would not feel any more discomfort. it really feels like that would fix it.
1:29:38 i mean, i feel like chiropractors get a bad rap, man. like they've paralyzed a lot of people, but they've also temporarily... i feel like chiropractors get a bad rap, man. like, yeah, they've paralyzed some people, but they've also temporarily fixed a lot of people's neck pain.
1:29:55 chiropractors about as good as a massage. i do think there are some times where i think that if you if the masseuse pushed like 2% harder they would paralyze you for life for sure. minus two massages are actually great. hey, justin, i didn't see you on the ride this morning. i also didn't see you at the starter stream with your trademark catchphrase, do you still eat your boogers? i'm surprised that everyone's got one pet issue that causes them to break the gimmick chatter
1:30:22 facade i didn't realize it would be mustaches for you. i'm sick brother. yeah you're telling me no one else caught that he said in mustaches bro. listen, i'm off to herbal grab all right now okay, just give me a second. i'm remembering what voice i stream in. i've stolen somebody else's voice i'm trying to remember what my voice sounds like get his ass just finn needs to be brought down a few pegs just finish still their character is still blooming unlike the average
1:30:54 chatter who's just been typing the same gimmick message over and over for months. they have put some skin in the game by being on some peloton rides. and then i kind of thought like, because they'll talk normally in the peloton discord, i kind of thought that could be like the moment where they shed the gimmick chatter facade.
1:31:16 but then sure enough we spend 90 minutes trading sweat with one another. what do i see? 9.01 am. hey, enel, do you still eat your boogers? the answer is of course. i'm not going to give the answer. the answer is the answer you expect. it's schrodinger's booger eating. but the thing is i'm not going to give an answer because if i give an answer everyone's going to go, yes he finally answered!
1:31:39 and that would free justin from the gordian knot that they're tied up in right now. and i don't want to do that. i just want to keep the tension ratcheting. i want to break your gimmick chatter gimmick. i want you to, years from now, still be typing it, thinking that maybe today's the day. or maybe you're hoping today isn't the day because then you got to get a new bit.
1:32:04 will you sign my petition to make road closures in vancouver illegal? listen, duder, okay? i don't know that... i agreed with you on almost every take you had on vancouver yesterday, but when you were blaming vancouverites for the traffic at 5 p.m. that was leaving vancouver, i did take a lot of issue with that. it's because it's the non vancouverites who are leaving vancouver at 5 p.m. they're driving back to langley and poco and burnaby and richmond, new westminster.
1:32:33 in abbotsford, okay? so you were saying like this is fucked up. why is everyone in vancouver on the road right now? they're not bro. everyone in vancouver is in their house right now. you should take that up with the other langley heads if you're mad about the traffic that's going south on oak street at 5 p.m. one second, i think my neck is fixed. no, i kind of moved it down to my shoulder. definitely shoulder hurting is way better than neck hurting.
1:33:02 one second, let's see. as much as i like disc golf, we've been playing a little bit too much disc golf. the question is what else would you play? that's where you go to steam and you click on new releases and it says 204,000 results match your search. 11,000 titles have been excluded based on your preferences. okay, so that's no big deal. we should do the dulls, that's a perfect answer.
1:33:33 oh wait, here's a new game. this looks cool. animal chameleon. animal chameleon is a multiplayer hide and seek game where you paint your animal to match the surroundings, stay hidden, and outsmart the seekers. wow, that sounds good. at the start of each round, a seeker will be randomly selected and has the task of finding all the hiding animals. once you find an animal, they also become a seeker and help you on your quest.
1:33:57 the developers describe how their game uses ai generated content. ai generated content used only for the steam? that doesn't even make any sense. what do you mean it was used only for the steam page? the writing part of the store page is where you said we got to outsource this? this couldn't be asked to type it?
1:34:19 now i do see a penguin holding a revolver and that's got me feeling a certain sort of way. damn, and you're also making chicken shop simulator fast food empire, huh? let's see what this is. oh, that looks good. we have used ai to create our store page capsule images, but there's no use of ai in the game itself. well, i could have told you that. let's say one more push on this tendon. oh, it's going to snap it into place.
1:34:44 can i teach you the secret of neck pain by the way if you've never had it? if you wake up and you have neck pain don't waste your time thinking maybe it'll be better tomorrow. it will be worse tomorrow but it might be better the day after that. the first day of neck pain will always be less bad than the second day of neck pain. so i'm assuming at some point like on tuesday i fucked up my neck and it's only manifesting now on thursday.
1:35:12 how is that the secret? i just don't want you to waste your time on optimism. you can be optimistic on the second day, okay? how is it thursday? wait, what the fuck? you're right, it's fucking friday, bro. we're back with the dolls, y'all. this is pacific rim. this is a category five kaiju that's coming out of the water in pacific rim, 100%. oh shit, it's not dune.
1:35:43 this looks like a fuck ass michael bay helicopter shot of some dudes on their way to subway or something like that. i don't think you're a star wars. could you be like, i don't know, wrath of the titans, which i've never seen? but maybe that's like releasing the kraken. it is star wars! oh shit, this is a j.j. abrams joint. this is the force awakens, bro. never mind. this is my favorite one, the last jedi.
1:36:16 never mind, this is the third one that i haven't seen, the rise of the skywalker. can i say something before star wars fans get mad at me? well, i mean a little too late because i said the last jedi was my favorite and i wasn't being sarcastic. but when i said this can't be star wars, it's because it actually, this shot looks too bad. this shot looks too bad to fit into what i think star wars looks like.
1:36:42 so i was actually glazing all of the other star wars movies by saying that this could not possibly be it because these look like they come from spirit halloween. it also to me, it doesn't really make sense that someone in star wars would be using a mace but...
1:37:01 it's got lasers on it. they need something. they got blasters that shoot a beam at light speed, bro. rage baiting chatters are going to be commenting for 20 minutes now. bro, if you're still fighting over the last jedi, i mean, don't you have bigger problems? can't you guys like do the thing where the the crips and the bloods like tie the bandanas together and all hate all the disney plus shows except for andor?
1:37:23 i thought that was what was supposed to bring us all together. they deliberately made like four bad disney plus shows so all the star wars fans on both sides could heal the divide. have you seen curry's horror shorts? is that what chiblee's laundry hamper looks like on saturday morning? for those of you who aren't chib heads, he spends the whole week
1:37:44 looking forward to getting a curry on friday nights. and we love him for it. we love him for it. he did show the picture. he ate all of the curry out of the curry container. and then he put the container back in the fridge with like, i would say
1:38:01 12 milliliters of sauce in the container. and i'm not being facetious, you can go watch his vod. it was not like a layer of sauce at the bottom. there was like some accumulated sauce in the corners and he put it, he was like, oh, i couldn't possibly eat anymore. i'll have to rest tomorrow, which is so funny. most populated us state that begins and ends with a vowel. i don't see how it couldn't be ohio. you are jenna ortega and ben stiller. are you jenna ortega?
1:38:36 are you jenna ortega or are you kate mara? i think you're jenna ortega. don't give me matt leblanc, don't give me knoxville. this is obviously ben stiller. oh, you're right. it is rachel bilson. number one hit on the billboard end of year hot 100 of 2025, die with a smile. i actually know this one. that's lady gaga. that's bruno mars and lady gaga and bradley cooper.
1:39:06 now i don't know if i've ever heard this song, but i do know that it's... is it from the joker soundtrack or is it just a coincidence that it's called die with a smile? great song, radio overplayed it. still listen to the radio? i turned that shit off after they lied about the alien invasion back then. classical elements, cardinal directions, things there are four of. four suits. i've never seen the show, but that must be true. and then...
1:39:40 i don't know. i don't know the last one, bro. ending in parts of a car. spoiler hood, tires and a tree trunk. alice in wonderland prequel called suits. magresta, you would love the descendants. i just found out they made a fifth descendants movie. crazy for me is a guy who's only seen number three. i don't know anything else about the descendants. apparently they're on like a fifth zombies movie too? and i'm not talking about 28 years later. i'm talking about
1:40:12 zombies, the one with the segregated high school where it's half humans, half zombies. and then in like the third, the second one they have like vampires too. and then what's crazy, the third one i think is aliens. so like the vampires, the zombies and the humans are all integrated now and they get invaded by aliens.
1:40:36 but like every single what i mean it's it all takes place basically in high school so it's like trying to the the aliens don't really fit in well in high school and eventually they do. eventually they do. it is jay z's dream verse. he's like what he's watching. uh huh where's godzilla? i don't know how to do the rest of a jay z impression to be honest with you. that's will smith that does that. okay jay z goes at the start of umbrella he goes uh huh
1:41:10 yeah, he does that. might sound crazy. i really feel like russell westbrook is going to clear this. yeah, i mean, i don't really buy the data in this game, but either way. tesco's going to have several million. i'm going to say tesco probably over terminal illness. crazy to search terminal illness and they spit out an image of a doctor opening your head to find there's nothing inside of your skull. say nra is probably above terminal illness here.
1:41:42 okay, this literally looks like something you would sell in king of retail. crispy fries with the damn... like they just edited out the mcdonald's box? cadena crispy fries salted. 21 ounces. i feel like this is insNLy cheap, man. i feel like it might be $5.99. really? it's just a pound of french fries. they are crispy. $8.99? am i fucking stupid?
1:42:14 this isn't that much, man. is this like when they put out an i'm rich app on iphone and they charged $1,000 for it? $15.99, $11.99, $12.49. i don't buy a lot of frozen french fries, but that seems a little on the high side. oh wait, it is 10 individual bags. i didn't even see that. 10 individual bags?
1:42:43 2016 with a big disney movie, two years after frozen, could easily be a marvel movie. it's not toy story 4, that was like a couple of years later. could be inside out. inside out was making hella money at the box office, starring... oh, it's finding fucking dory, albert brooks' top billing motherfucker. albert brooks' top billing over ellen degeneres in finding dory. we need to have a little bit of a conversation, to be honest, because that is crazy.
1:43:15 that was not moana. moana came out in the fall! they don't get it, man. warner brothers starring alexander skarsgard. i have a hard time believing that this could be the legend of tarzan. it is the leg i honestly just didn't think it had the legs to make it to 81 million by week two, but i guess so is wrong. can i say something with no ill will intended here?
1:43:44 really disappointing filmography for a fella who started as corporal hans landa. now i'm not saying he has it because he's also been in django unchained, but like it used to be there was like five years where every time i saw christoph waltz was in a movie i was like, oh so this movie is going to be good for sure. and now whenever i see him i'm like this motherfucker again. he was in minions and monsters. yes he was. he played a guy with a german accent. how original. starring frank grillo.
1:44:14 who is not jon bernthal? but imagine being me and looking up the cast of the odyssey for the first time and then realizing that they got jon bernthal playing menelaus. kind of, helm, helm, i'm gonna ask you something. i'm gonna ask you something, paris. does he say that? does he ever say that in the odyssey? nah. i mean, don't lie to me, hector. i need to ask you something. let me tell you something.
1:44:47 let me tell you something, helen. he says it in the trailer? shit. i know what kind of man you are. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. sounds like the french fried tater guy. you're talking about sling blade? that's more like a...mash taters.
1:45:08 french fried, potatoes. you know, there used to be a serious cottage industry doing a sling blade impression and now it's been like erased from the public consciousness. no one talks about sling blade anymore, man. sling blade was a cultural phenomenon. now nobody mentions it ever. what's a sling blade? i think it goes
1:45:32 i aim to kill you with it. something like that. i've only, i literally saw it in like 1998 so i was like 10 years old. the movie must be good if that much of it sticks in my head because i saw it once 28 years ago and it's still there. new moana to the odyssey. you could see both of these this weekend if you wanted to and we got to go through calm fjor which is actually easy. we'll go jermaine clement.
1:45:58 i feel like taking that back to men in black 3 and then, oh michael stuhlbarg, my goat. that's my goat, bro. and then you can't tell me you can't go michael stuhlbarg. wait a second. okay, the play is after the hunt julie roberts, matt damon, the odyssey, but since we have to do things a little bit different or just maybe the instigators, matt damon, the odyssey, but nobody has ever seen this movie and i'm not convinced it really exists.
1:46:26 hitchcock lincoln i'm still trying to get oh wait i can do it seven psychopaths sam rockwell matchstick men nicolas cage face off calm for your then maybe you you exit via how about paycheck 2003 and then ben affleck? and then of course their best movie together the last duel with also the best haircuts and then the odyssey so much better than yesterday time and we get settled on calm for your over swanky. no one in chad has a
1:47:01 swanky as an aunt and we got someone in chat with calm fee or as an uncle so we're it's now we're calm cool and collected bro. fuck they're discontinuing the nissan altima ghibli you had a really bad take on stream yesterday and i want to hold your feet to the fucking fire because it's not okay for you to talk about shit that you don't have any experience in okay, and
1:47:23 you said you rode a bike two times but you got pissed off because a car almost hit you. and then you said like, oh i don't understand why drivers are like, oh fuck there's a cyclist i guess i'll just almost crash into them. because you don't drive a car you don't know how bad it feels to slow down. when you're going the speed you want to go and then something impedes you from going the speed you want to go it causes serious psychic distress bro. you're like, oh i just want to go the speed i want to go.
1:47:53 i just, can you move out of the way so i can go the speed i want to go? cyclists don't understand man, they don't understand, well they do understand because of how they treat stop signs but if i did this bit i'd get eight youtube comments saying i have a big ego and i started getting weird after quitting nicotine. i know you have it easier than me is what you're saying and i agree.
1:48:13 i did a bit, i forget, i was like satirically putting on airs and then i said, you know what, we should just have everybody, oh, you know what i said? i said if i could control the weather, i would make it rain at night so that during the day nobody's plans got impeded by the rain. and then someone in chat said, and they were being sarcastic and i thought it was very funny, they said, oh, so fuck people that work third shift?
1:48:38 and i said yeah you know what fuck people that work third shift fuck third shift nurses like keeping our hospitals running and keeping us healthy and then someone in my discord and i'm just like trying not to crash out on them because they do a job that makes them a hero but they're like a lot of people have sent me the clip of nl saying he hates third shift nurses i'm a third shift nurse what the fuck and i'm like can we get some more nurses in chat to be like
1:49:08 can you vouch for me on that one? because if you see the bit in context, librarian clipped it out of context. i'm not even mad at librarian. that's what librarian does. it's like being mad at a frog for eating the fly. what i am mad at is a person who's so primed to get mad at clips. watching a clip that is obviously taken out of context and being like,
1:49:30 is there something deeper to this clip? yeah bro, it's the context. but i'm sure you're not keeping aware of how things are working in the world of streaming because you're literally like intubating people and delivering medicine and shit like that. so you got more important things on the go, all i'm saying is stay in your lane, okay? stay in your damn lane. you let me do what i do and you do what you do. he's giving, i know i say this a lot, he's giving a little germa.
1:49:59 he's given a little... he does look like he's from middle earth. trevor kidd looks a lot like he's from middle earth. and can i say, this sounds crazy, but jon van beesbrook, he's kind of giving late 80s chow yun fat. it's the soft lighting and also the hair and the smile. obviously there's some differences, but it's kind of giving late 80s chow yun fat. as crazy as it sounds. maple leaves 50 plus wins in his goalie career? yeah, bro, i'm going to say turk broda. turk broda.
1:50:31 from 1936 to 1952? bro, looks like he should have a light bulb lighting up in his mouth. you look like uncle fester, bro. you like lion cheesing? i like lion cheesing. i like anytime you add a new piece of kite. it's like when i started learning mandarin and then all of a sudden every annoying person on earth was like, well, why don't you learn korean instead?
1:50:52 it's not when the whole time i was learning no languages nobody said, hey why don't you learn korean? but as soon as you start learning chinese everyone's like weird that you wouldn't pick korean. same thing whenever you add an emote. all of a sudden everyone becomes like an emote anthropologist. i just don't understand how this has a different use case than i can't and to split the usage between i can't and lion cheesing is just created like bro
1:51:15 i mean, you ever take a step back? you ever go third person and look at the back of your fucking head? what the fuck are you doing? observe thyself, bro. it's a waste of your damn time. everyone was pretty stoked about, i can't shit though. i can't shit is a good one and let's fucking shit. your wife's korean though? yeah, bro. we already got someone in the tandem that speaks english. we already got dps on the team. i'm going to pick up some fucking support characters. are you stupid?
1:51:43 i don't need to learn korean to speak to my wife. we both speak english, bro. they don't know anything about team comp, bro. they don't know anything about team comp. i always assumed you spoke korean. yeah, people assume that about me all the time. it's a common streamer myth i have to dispel. i mean, what has gwyneth paltrow been in? i feel like, i mean, is there a chance there's just a goop movie, a goopy movie? because i don't really want to play avengers.
1:52:15 but now in my head i can't not play endgame and the reason is i'm picturing the scene close to the end where she flies in in the in like the iron man suit and i'm picturing like her face green screened into the suit and i'm in my head i'm laughing i'm laughing at it. inoculate a verb meaning to enter. inoculate? i think it has two n's two c's
1:52:51 because people are typing it in chat the same way i spelled it bro digression a noun meaning the act or an chancellor a noun meaning the secretary holy shit devious a adjective meaning a type of sinister dude we gotta go back to the summer of 2022. i honestly think we need to chipley are you still here we need to bring the 2022 summer culture back we need
1:53:17 the milk crate challenge to come back. i need to be walking by jonathan rogers park in vancouver, british columbia and see people with milk crate challenges set up and then just post up and wait to see them fall on their fucking ass. and i need to get linked to videos of high school kids calling shit devious licks and it's just them like stealing the wall mounted hand dryer from the bathroom in the school. that was a good summer for viral content, okay?
1:53:46 not if you were a dorm ra, bro. it's so funny that it's just finn again. they got the trauma around the massages and the trauma around being a ra in the dorms. why do you keep saying just finn? that's their name. i'm not mispronouncing justin. that's their name. cormorant. a noun meaning any cormorant, if you know pokemon, that's a joke. yeah, inoculate having one n seems fucked up because
1:54:16 get innocuous by lcd sound system obviously has two ends. how the hell does he know cramorant? give me an opportunity to tell the same joke anytime this comes up. you won't stop talking about pokemon. look it, there's someone in chat right now called fluffiest leafion.
1:54:33 like it's such a common special interest that i of course you just pick up ambient information about shit anytime there's something on the screen that has an analog in pokemon like 5,000 people are like that looks like cramorant. you can't not know something about pokemon at this point. even my mom who has never played pokemon she doesn't call it pikachu anymore. in 1997 she was calling it pikachu. now she says that's pikachu. she knows 100%.
1:55:02 don't pretend you don't know it from pokemon go? well, people are saying cramorant's obscure is literally one of the starting pokemon in pokemon unite, the moba that came out for switch. i thought you guys were real pokemon heads. turns out you don't know shit. you don't know fucking anything about you know less than i do about pokemon. that's fucking crazy. okay, bro, you look like golem? i fucking wish, bro. i fucking wish.
1:55:23 when you go to the deli section at the grocery store, they really expect your ass to care where the salami's from, huh? oh, this shit's italian. this is hungarian. this is german. this is from genoa. like, i don't know, bro. just give me whatever's on sale. gastronomical genius. i mean, we beat the average on this every day. everyone else is just telling me there's a pokemon named after salami. it's saloomis, and he's a sausage, and he evolves into paparoni or something like that.
1:55:53 don't even tell it sala. sala mense is based on some kind of, i don't even know what these based on a thermometer or something that color scheme. bee sting, excuse me. oh my god. food guesser, what are you doing, man? can i just say, i'm glad they put food at the end of it. otherwise that would have been even worse, but that's really bad. it's called that. they could have put like a
1:56:24 they could have put a little warning over it first to say my heart rate got spiked, man. this is the shit that hannibal's eating. this is like freddie lounds' femur or something like that. i'm pretty sure at first they hit us with a word that they shouldn't be hitting us with and now it's a human femur. yorkshire pudding wrap versus sausages wrapped in a giant yorkshire pudding. so this is the same...
1:56:52 can i say something? i think they stepped their game up. i don't know if maybe this is the same chef in 2023 and then two years later, but they've really upped their game. what? okay. the bombay sandwich. it's the same price. putting a pie and the samosa in a bun. like
1:57:17 a pie in a bun is, i've come to accept it as that's what they see as normal in england. but a pie and the samosa in the bun is just so crazy. but this obviously looks better. am i, is this, are they doing a thing where on fridays the one that looks worse gets the votes? this one is not even close. everything about this is better, including the price. they're really selling the tub of grasshoppers at the mariners game.
1:57:46 i mean, i'll tell you that this tub looks less bad, but this is a lot cheaper. i think it has a better chance. along with a few cameos, hbo's westworld and aussie soap opera neighbors are the primary acting credits of luke. kevin in the 2016... oh, it's a hemsworth. of course he's the... well, but dementis is not really... he is the villain.
1:58:15 but also, the crazy thing about furiosa is when you're watching it, you're like, i can't remember what happens in furiosa now that i think about it. he had some points. he needed resources. i remember he needed some resources and he and furiosa was stopping him from getting them, i think. you're like, i wish i was watching fury road. bro, i gave furiosa three and a half people were basically they stopped one step short of basically telling me to end my own life.
1:58:45 i gave it a three and a half, which by the way is a good score. people were like, it's one of those things where i think they wanted it to succeed at the box office and it didn't do well. so when i gave it a three and a half, eight months after it came out, they were like, you were the reason that it fucking failed. and we need more movies like this. we need more people like me that watched it for free, downloading it from the internet, but then gave it a five on letterboxd.
1:59:12 because some of the people that read my five star review would then go pay for the movie and watch it, and then they would make more movies like that. but you're hurting the movie because you paid to watch the movie, and then you left a review that dampened the effect of the movie's virality for other people. capable of inhibiting the creation in cell walls and bacteria, what compound became the first known bactalactum?
1:59:38 it's the type of shit that drummer was saying in the expanse. you back to lack them. remember they were always saying some shit like, what were they calling people in the expanse? ben, you bent a load up. they were, yeah, you belt a load up. they were always saying stuff like that. maybe like ricin, i don't know. still used to treat syphilis. world war ii era scientists were able to mass produce what medicine? maybe penicillin?
2:00:09 yeah, good luck getting it now though. need three names. ashako, a red striped sleeping cap and a chef's tuk are the traditional headgear of what group of siblings? oh my god, it's the snap, crackle and pop, man. that's fucking crazy. a red striped sleeping cap? i don't even, i don't think i could picture them. i don't think i could picture snap, crackle and pop.
2:00:42 and i certainly didn't know they were brothers, bro. co workers, sure. higher percentage of adults who don't sleep much. this one's tough for me. and i'll tell you why there's a couple of reasons why this is tough for me. alaska gets fucked up daylight patterns where they are dark almost all the time in the winter and light all the time in the summer.
2:01:03 but i'm also like with with i mean this is a compliment as a guy who's been to alaska a few times i feel like there's not that much to do outside. i feel like it's a maybe wake up early get home early go to bed angle. whereas in minnesota there's maybe you can see some shows or something like that. i feel like people be sleeping man. well didn't hold up to any kind of rigor at all but
2:01:33 do the accent. the minnesota accent. can i get a caesar salad? no. can i get a caesar salad? yeah, i'm ready. excuse me, miss. i'm ready to order. can i get a chicken caesar salad? i'll take a chicken caesar salad, but can you replace the caesar with ranch? can you replace the caesar dressing in my caesar salad with ranch dressing?
2:02:01 it's good to be... it's gotten better? honestly, probably learning the tones in mandarin has really helped out my caesar sialid bit. because i've unlocked like new muscles in my mouth that can make sounds i've never been able to make before. my caesar... my caesar... my caesar sialid. excuse me, waiter, my caesar salid doesn't have enough ranch on it. my caesar salid doesn't have enough ranch on it. i think it's pretty good. fuck you guys.
2:02:30 it's kind of jack nicholson. no, it's not. jack nicholson's more like, how about you get him his caesar salad and after that, how about you get me an egg salad sandwich? how about you get him his ranch caesar salad and you get me an egg salad sandwich? okay? something like that. encirclement's last stand, the battle of thermopylae, bro. yeah, i know the name. i'm not typing 300. i know the fucking name.
2:02:59 i like that. if it hadn't been for thermopylae joe, i'd survive that battle a long time ago. persians are coming, spartans will go, where did you come from, thermopylae joe? that, that, yeah, okay, okay. did you guys know cod and i joe has been popular again for like maybe two or three years at this point? all the kids at my daughter's camp know cod and i joe. did it ever leave? i mean, it left if you didn't grow up in a place that like did square dancing.
2:03:27 cuz i was around, believe it or not, when it first hit, man. we were dancing to that shit in gym class like the year it came out. and having our minds blown by like mental floss telling us that it was some swedish band who made it. what a fucking shot, dude. oh, he is on one today! hold on, hope. oh, i mean there's some serious shots that went into that.
2:03:58 did you know that kadanai joe is not just the rednecks version? it's an original song that predates the american civil war. nah man, i don't watch youtube, okay? but that's interesting. i'm gonna bring that up next time i hear this song to everybody that's around me. fuck me, i guess? i didn't say fuck you, i just responded the way that my heart told me to. i responded in a way that was honest to my... to my... the way that the information met me and now they're saying fuck me. they're saying fuck me for being honest.
2:04:29 i will never change my stream title by the way because i watched a youtube short that told me the more chat messages you get the better discoverability you get in the twitch algorithm and you posting the message once every 30 seconds telling me the emojis in the title are breaking your tv. i mean i'm moving, i'm climbing the directories. i don't know it's gonna take a while to get to the top of just chatting. i should put myself in disc golf masters real quick but
2:04:55 male gaze plus runtime exceeding two hours plus slightly brown tinted color grading equals academy award for best picture release year. okay, i'm just thinking you have like a beautiful mind. titanic. you would imagine this would probably be the 2000s or the 2010s. you think this could possibly be green book? the low scores and the fact that it won best pick. okay, no. quintessential oscar bait.
2:05:25 period piece character with a disability long portion of time in old age makeup. repends a lot utilizes a maximalist score. moral of the story don't marry your professor. is this? oh, it's a... a stephen hawking movie. what if the sixth sense but your brain didn't work right? release your head fellowship of the ring and this one best picture. is this really a beautiful mind?
2:05:59 did i really say it right off the bat? can i say something? i didn't know motherfuckers hated a beautiful mind this much. i saw it 2006, i'm going to say, and i thought it was pretty good. i didn't realize that. i haven't seen it with 2026 eyes. all i remember is adam smith was wrong. i mean, of all the things that you could accuse of being oscar bait, a beautiful mind is like, there's no crash. let's put it that way.
2:06:31 is crash the most overrated movie of all time? no bro, everyone hates it. most overrated movie of all time? there's probably minions and monsters based on the delta between how the movie actually is and how people are talking about it. you don't need to save the image, that's fine. that's it right there man. oh we were right on the cusp too. count as they drop. objects are filling the container. try to keep track. well obviously that's not going to happen.
2:07:14 yeah, yeah, i'd say there's 28 of them. i can live with that. absolutely, i can live with that. okay, so that was the tutorial. well, that's insane. that's 71 capsules. damn, wasn't even close. that's 39 rhombuses. now we're fucking cooking.
2:07:58 that's a ton man. that's like i'll say as 145 in the ballpark. 79. what the fuck? are you troll? no, it was that was not 150. this one to me this one seems easy, bro. it's gonna be less than you think 31. i always think there's less things in the jar, man.
2:08:46 i always think there's less things in the jar. 1979 with 300 million views. pretty good for a golden oldie. give me more. i kinda lost it for a second there.
2:09:33 i'm worried this might be british, otherwise i'm just missing whatever it's putting out. unless there's like a hook here and i keep skipping. there's something to that little phrase.
2:10:16 i don't know if i've ever heard this in my life. is it german? i don't... little girl in spanish. senorita? oh, i don't know how to speak spanish.
2:10:56 chicharito and burrito. so it's gotta end with eta. chiquita? chiquita, okay. oh, thank god it wasn't in chinese, otherwise i would have gotten it on the first guess, but... we gotta get you onto abba? wow, if only there was a month that started with a. i guess you could have like abba autumn, but i'm still on joni july. and i gotta savor it, because another j month, we just had one. j doesn't come back until...
2:11:29 until january. well, i really got to soak up the joni right now. i'm not on hegira yet. i'm not on hegira. i've digested blue and i'm loving blue and i would love to just keep listening to blue. i have to go, i've listened to court and spark, but i've not digested it yet. i've not digested it, so i need to listen to it a few more times. then i think it's hegira. after that, it's going to be hegira. anyway, i'll send you over to my wife's stream. have a good weekend. i'll be back on monday. that's about it.
2:11:59 the graball did its work. later y'all! goodnight! in the tunnels uptown, the rat's own dream guns him down. shots echo down those hallways in the night. no one watches and ambulance pulls away as a girl shuts out her bedroom light. outside the street's on fire with the real death waltz!
2:12:41 between what's flesh and what's fantasy man, the poets out here don't write nothing at all they just stand back and let it all be and in the heat of the night, they reach for their moment and make an honest stand but they wind up wounded, not even dead the night in jungkook land