Quotes about “zidane”
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you should get it. you should auto qualify if you win the world cup at least to the next one. they won the euro. no, i remember they won the world cup. it was 2006. it was when zidane headbutted that guy in the chest. it was kind of like the will smith chris rock slap for my generation. they also won it in 2014. really? i thought i thought germany won the world cup in 2014. croatia did. i don't even think croatia was involved, man. man, remember?
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i definitely remember i went to las vegas with my parents while it was going on and i placed a bet on the spain portugal game and it was a $40 bet on portugal to win. you were in eighth grade? no, in 2010 i had just graduated from university. i mean 2006 is a noteworthy one as well. watching the world cup final and watching zinedine zidane headbutt that guy.
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charles de gaulle. i think he's been dead for 70 years. zinedine zidane. then i thought luc besson. and i was like, that's not good either, man. joan of arc. oh, you mean joan de arc? how about a little slow jam? she said she wants some marvin gaye, some luther vandross, a little anita. would definitely set this party off right.
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and they're working together and you lose, you shake hands and you say, good game. if you got a couple of morons on your team, it stings a little bit more, especially when they got the broccoli haircut. hold on, the sweater over the shoulders, look, is it possible to learn this power? i'm being harangued by zinedine zidane, man. let's see, what goes through the mind of making that pass? what goes through the mind of someone making that pass? settle it down. did my teammate quit? okay.
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who's baldur? you or zidane? it has to be zidane because he lost even more hair when he headbutted that guy. like, mathematically speaking, some of his hair got destroyed, i'm sure, when he headbutted the dude. good save, brother. good save. alrighty. don't give it to me if i'm not open. just walk it up. just... no, dude. no, there's no need for this malarkey. that was a really good play, to be honest with you. that's just... it's chaos.
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i feel like in another life northernlion would have been good at soccer. okay, i appreciate that but i have no idea like how you came to that conclusion. just seems to have a soccer player vibe i guess. i agree, i totally see it. you really do have a soccer player vibe. i have a soccer player vibe. yep. just because i look if you told me you played soccer i would have believed you in a second. just because i look like zinedine zidane. i don't know about that.
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and now what's the update did iron bull tap your door booty no i? romanced josephine she seemed like the nicest person in the inquisition my god just hand oh wow oh my god zidane i headed that on a silver platter you just let it go hit the post that's that would make it to the top of our soccer as like you know zidane big whiff against blue oh
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i'm just happy the audience works again. that's pretty cool. how many people are in the audience? 477, baby. how many people are they all voting? i don't know. i mean... the manliest way to start a conversation. admitting your faults and shaking hands or with a headbutt. that funny? like zidane.
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it's not just negatives, there's benefits as well. like for example, i remember the 2002 fifa world cup. if you were born in the year 2005, all you can do is watch historical footage. hey, if you were born in 2005, you probably don't even remember the 2006 world cup, and that was a doozy. watching the finals and, you know, all of a sudden, you're like, what the heck? zidane just headbutted a dude in the chest, what's up with that? the headbutt that launched a thousand memes. we don't know this pill.
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