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9288.480
alright, there's only two of you left now. one of you is an unkillable god. who has also won zero rounds. or i mean... oh no! oh! i thought i was in a safe spot. king server just... let's go! king dan gheesling. can't stop licking my legs, you weirdo.
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10597.060
no, i actually i didn't mean coughing. i meant the i meant the snot in my nose. i had zero fever when i had the same issues. all right. i mean, i'm not a doctor so i mean if that's what it is, maybe that's what it is. it could be a lung infection. but those go away eventually, right? you just get uninfected. you go get antibiotics is what you do. seems like a lot of work and money. the work part is really not a factor. the money part, yes.
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544.260
you fucking asshole! how many babies have you had this weekend? probably zero, but if you've had some then congratulations. but i see what you mean. you mean he's been slipping in? i like if he had some. maybe he's slipping in all the afterbirths. well he could have more than one child this weekend. dude do you think he had that baby to correlate with the title? no, i think he had a baby. is there a record of how many children from one dude has been set? is that a record somewhere?
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1691.800
josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about?
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3900.400
he looks funny when he has the skull. thank you, hitoshirai zero for the 25 months! i fucking love hitoshirai. oh my god, that's a long time. 25 months! thank you, jimmaaaay for the $5 for the obligatory water money. thank you very much. sorry, what? jimmaaaay. i think that's not the part he took issue with. obligatory water money? wait, how do you play this game? because i have to buy my water.
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4608.440
these guys know what's up. you're not their first duel at the ok corral. that could have been like a game right there. i should have counted you in for the duel actually. sorry i didn't. cash rules everything around me. i got zero. ducks get the money. dollar dollar bills. did nick really get one? i did. i don't know what he just got. jesus man. come back here.
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8048.720
the screen is for your eyes only. okay, we're resetting from zero. you ready? here we go. uh, i gotta give it a second. 6 15 at night. i've got i've got what the? oh, okay. this is there's one module on the back which is three wires, one of them is yellow. one of them is yellow.
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9019.200
the display is now... oh fuck. four. press the button in the same position that you pressed in stage two. okay. you remember that? okay. um, press the button in the same label you pressed in stage four, which is the last stage. the last one, yeah. oh fuck! i... i... i ended up in stage three and four! from zero. we're at the first one again? yep. we were at the beginning? okay, then press the fourth position. two. uh, four. fourth position. three. or no, no no no no no.
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9537.620
yes. that's the one. that's correct. that's why there's so many words in this freaking column. this one is blank. the word is blank. the word is empty. there's no word. bottom left. bottom left. uh huh. uh huh. u h h u h. that is the one that i'm getting. yeah, and that's the response as well. yeah, it's u. alright, we did it. it's done. okay, symbols. you know what? enough talking. we gotta do simon first. so it's simon and yellow blinking. okay. does the zero number contain a vowel?
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9572.760
yes. how many strikes do you have? zero. okay, uh, green. yes. and then it blinked yellow twice. it's a flash of difference. it blinked yellow twice? it blinked yellow twice. how many strikes do you have? i would say green green. yeah. if you have no strikes. green green, yeah. okay, now what? yellow yellow blue. yellow yellow green red. yeah. correct. yellow yellow blue red. green green red blue. oh, fuck, i figured this out. okay.
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10444.020
there's more than one blue wire. okay, cut the last wire. yep. done. simon. i have zero strikes. serial number. there is... there are two vowels in the serial number. okay. okay. so, okay, yeah. blue. red. red. red. okay. good? consensus. blue, yellow. red, green. red, green. fucking alarm clock. blue, yellow, blue. red, green, red. red, green, red. it's christmas. okay.
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2659.780
yeah, which is probably why they haven't put one of the games out in so long i mean imagine all of the way to zero it's got to be so much work like the majority of the work is just the legal team setting up how this is going to happen. i can't even imagine that sounds like a fucking nightmare. it's remember when? guitar hero it was all
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193.440
the first room was much easier. just gonna hit the real quick the the subs here we got rumble muffin for 10 months in a row nemo no for three months in a row probable panda for two months in a row and zero for seven. thanks everybody. there you go. i need to know what you did with this item room nick i hate it somewhere
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972.200
oh lord, here we go. it was just a vessel for a story, chad. it wasn't oh, that was not a big deal. that was a short one. come on now. i actually have played like zero magic this week. oh. unexpected. unexpected? i agree, unexpected. just been busy.
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2873.220
like, i'm still getting like the occasional weirdness, like video, not video, but visual artifacts, but as long as they don't show up in videos, i don't give a shit. well that's not so good. yeah, there's, i don't know. this thing probably like, in december i should format the shit out of it, and then just start zero. but for now, it's doing fantastically, thanks to the efforts of my lovely wife.
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2944.860
that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too.
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5632.140
where's this raffle taking place in your chat room or something? yeah, there's like a twitch, not a twitch, but a chrome plug in that you can use. oh. that literally if people say it in chat it puts them in a different pool and then you just roll within that pool. and then i just changed it so i put tyrone zero period by accident. there we go. we got a huge... oh my god. i've never had a period so that's correct. wait, blue vagina is good right? um, it depends who you ask. yeah, don't google that. blue vagina? isn't that just ush?
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9498.760
alright, don't go under that little one tile high thing. you're not going to be happy with it. oh what man jill zero thank you for the resub that's three months in a row he was doing something awesome job you ended his life he was doing the worm all right, i did anybody. oh wow okay. what's your story? of a lovely lady who was living... i did it again!
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10115.500
whoa! there needs to be like an instant replay of what the fuck just happened. oh yeah, that'll work, huh? damn it. this is like zero wins for grannybuddy right now. do you see that curve? i shot it right out! ah yes, cos ca thot ta dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop a dop
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7368.440
really? yeah, i was as surprised as you seem. i haven't done it because i'm just, i have a good thing going here. do it! no balls, cobol. well, that coming. n.l. would do it. zero balls. yeah. you can officially tell those people to shove it now that i re rolled my lost run and just died on the next room. that's like the if n.l. jumped off a bridge would you do it moment. addicted? no. i don't want to be addicted.
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1897.100
yeah, but what if you get pyro, man? what if you got isaac's heart and pyro and blood rights? you're right about pyro. if i had pyro, i'd be happy with it because i'd be healing. two pretty flies, that's nice. bet i could only use one. really? i already had two, so... oh, i see, yeah. that makes sense. i have zero pretty flies. what an interesting divergent. very different run. interesting divergence on our seed today.
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9812.820
it's a line that i know from that movie. that movie kinda sucks. i was watching the cash cab last night. oh really? one of the questions that got the people kicked out of the cab was what is the ph of pure water and they said zero. it's actually 12. okay, john. we're in the cash cab. you're sitting in the back. no one's invited me yet.
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9945.800
josh my dog yeah dude my dog alright you go ahead alright whoa oh my god dude the boost how do you feel about this oh it says boom in the wreckage now zero to demo like the second i'm glad that i made you laugh fuck
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10689.380
i just don't want to be where i'm locked in a room. yeah, that's... that sounds real spooky, man. yeah, you won't die though. who knows what could be in there? you're taking the... you're arguing the negative... the... the... you're arguing the absurdity. michael, you're arguing the absurdity right now, mate! the batmobile doesn't exist! reddit snoo. we could do like one more here. i mean, probably. two people on their team got zero points. i think they just joined. mmm, i don't think so. okay.
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11591.000
i think beardaddy's trying to dunk a chino us. i almost did. oh, what a save! wow! wow! they've headed out of this damn area. they've had like 100 shots on goal. yeah, it might just be impossible. we've had zero shots? they've had 12. whoa, no! alright, goodnight. i only have three saves, too. the gizzard of oz.
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10108.820
although i also would not want to sit on anything cushioned, or not cushioned really for that matter. most people know it as the big apple, but a lesser known nickname for new york is the big booty babe bananza, or the big bolagda. yeah. i would have said the big dapple, just to see what you do. i was gonna say the big crapple. the big ol' bologna ball? alright, i'm expecting 100% to zero right now.
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i was saying that that is the case, so like 2% is how often out of 100%, 2% of those times it'll break the machine. so i was thinking like what, each 24 hours does that reset back to zero or does it forever stay at the last percentage you leave it at? you donate more, it keeps going up. meaning the more you play, the less chance you'll have of getting more donations unless you keep rotating your characters and well, eventually they'll all get to a high number.
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7352.400
and like instead of just taking the codes. it's not codes for chat, it's uh yeah i forgot to mention that it's the community colors codes not like codes for the game because the game is free. are you prepared for the code to get into the game? i'm super excited yeah. custom online join yeah go. all right six zero six six seven. uh oh. i thought it was four before. yeah it was i guess they didn't extra layers so people aren't freaking guessing now.
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10657.500
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