Quotes about “zerk”
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175.28
you're not in public? well, it's like justin saying that he can't zerk off during a sub a thon because like chat would know that what he's doing in the shower. it's the same. i'm not going to be like, oh, i'll be back in three minutes and then i'm going to go like squeeze out a poop. i would rather, unless it's an emergency, i would rather hold it in and then have like a comfortable poop when the stream is over rather than like try to emergency evacuate my bowels.
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882.38
i can't wait to get some skills going because right now i just feel like a pawn or like a putz you know just shooting like three bullets four bullets and then having to reload very silly i would rather you know shoot a hundred bullets i want to gun zerk we can't do that until we get to level one though or a level two perhaps i should say whoa why you such a pain in the ass brat bully mom yeah punch her to death i don't understand why i had to dig him out i mean he has arms
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459.94
shotgun midgets are not cut out for this line of work i think. just hide here for a second. if we have to gun zerk, we will gun zerk, never fear. we should run away for a second until our shields recharge. maybe take out our assault rifle for a little bit. and you know, preferably reload before we get into situations like that in the future. this guy's stronger than me, and when i punch him he doesn't feel pain. so we're gonna hide until our shields are up. well, they're coming back now. let's get this health.
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1596.14
right, that went much much better i would say. captain flynn is now like half dead. our gun zerking lasted way longer than i expected. please... stop the fire. stop the fire i said! we should really gun zerk more often because it only takes like 40 seconds to recharge right now so... get away from me. get away! he's not away from me! okay, he was actually very close. attack claptrap you motherfucker! alright, so he's actually dead and we leveled up, awesome! and what did he drop?
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2461.22
maybe not just dealing with these two assholes again by the way, lilith what's up, lady? where'd you go? do i have to bring you back into like the arena here where your powers hold sway? strikes me as a little unusual there we go. finally. she makes her long awaited return. i guess she did have internal bleeding recently you seriously gonna shoot me in the head with the torpedo? i guess it's time to gun zerk then so i can get some extra health we have on the ground here iridium
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143.78
alright, i don't know. you know what? he's just figuring out quick chat. i don't think elite zerk's 40 45 is trying to be a bm driven player. but apollo said he hit me with the ehrenberg. he said boost less, flip more. and above all else, don't bm just because you score. oh, what if i wanted to break? there you go. send them back. there's no place to hide in solos, baby.
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2468.14
you should get the tinted skull as well though. okay, but why? okay, hold on. we definitely take, we definitely do not take. get into the habit, that's fair. that's a good point. tinted skull. tinted skull. tinted, just hold on. tinted skull. brimstone bombs. oh, cuz we got weirdo bombs. okay, another fool card. oh, right, yeah, cuz we just blew up the, yeah, yeah, yeah, i knew that. are you, zerk?
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79.04
sorry, i'm a taurus. sorry, sorry, i just took out my tibia and smacked you with it. i'm a taurus. you know what tauruses are like. that's his bear zerk meter. would you like to simpson run berzerker? donkeys jawbone? that's pretty cool. mmm, we don't say that word around here. but i would agree with you. that is pretty pog. well, yeah, get him! well, you gotta get him! hey. hey to you, sir. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no.
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1295.16
he's in. alright. cletus and... you know what? i'm gonna get back there with the lads, i think. take us to the zerk all. zerk all immediately. how you doing guys? dude, please. just one minute of voip. hey guys, how we... are you guys doing alright back here? talking a bunch. just pretend that i'm like... i have shell shock so i can't speak. and then you can like relay for me.
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11432.640
i don't even know, maybe i'm firing on josh at this point. wait, is that the hot chopper? oh... no. no, there's the other chopper right there! need help. it's me! who's driving the other chopper? it's zerk season. i am. oh, you are? okay. i'm in the back with you. dude, we can have these things. this is our ticket out. okay. this is our ticket out. what do we do now? there's another vehicle to our right. okay, i gotta slow down first. someone tells me i might not be driving this thing. i hope you are. i don't know who else would be.
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3641.26
to play tuber zerk makes a unit attack nearby we probably gotta try okay quick slash was a big one i think we gotta quick slash this oh it's fine that it's immune to knockback i'll live with it she'll take a bunch of damage my callers balanced as hell use balance caller to draw more quick strikes please holy burst isn't even that bad here i think it could kind of go crazy hmm
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