Quotes about “youth”
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this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh
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1500.980
wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though?
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1530.560
well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity?
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1558.940
there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?!
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not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you.
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john taffer. ah, john taffer, he's got the bar fight experience, i'm sorry bear. old man strength, but i think that if bear, you know, stretched the fight out to like three or four minutes, he might be able to like, get him to have a heart attack. alright, yeah, that's fair. i think if bear can just bob and weave for long enough, he's gonna get the long term advantage as a result of his youth. yep.
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that's his word, hey, just wake you up. did you die with the baby boomers? hell no man, a&w is making big inroads here in the youth groups. a&w is like a, it's the hip fast food now. well okay, like chipotle is the hip fast food. but a&w is making moves. what the hell was that? i just wanted to watch the bit of the world burn. their chili were crapping me, oh. it was crappy. my grandma loves kfc? oh yeah.
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2065.940
he has a snapchat. he's probably got dick pics on there. he's going he's going hard on this like you know we talk about oh what is you know throwing shade me mathis is making every effort to remain relevant to the youth crowd you know
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ah dude, this is like an xl floor, did you know that? yeah, that's xl, i was there about 18 minutes ago, so i'm with you. if you lose the game and watch the whole cutscene, grunty gets... oh, i think you mean hot. why would grunty get hot if you lose the game? because she turns into tooty. she stole tooty. that's why the banjos don't have to win. oh yeah. tooey, not too dee. oh, tooey, she's trying to steal tooey's youth.
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you don't want the girl to know that you're keeping rubbers in your apartment. yeah, that would this guy plans to have safe sex. well like, what if you like, if you're like in your youth and living at mom and dad's house and like you don't want to know that your mom is well you're not like a fucking land baron, just find the your parents would be proud of you. they're in your drawer. i guarantee they're in your drawer. your parents would be like, good for him, he's practicing safe sex, he listened.
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i had one loss and you know who it was too? this guy. yeah. bear also, bear had two losses but he lost to uni by one stroke only. bear beats amass and honestly i didn't expect him to be so good so fast. yeah, yeah he picked it up. it's because i heard he was actually like a mini golf champion for a couple years in his youth. that's what he told me but then i found out he was lying.
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i mean, me and hanzo are running a fucking business on these guys. that's what you're supposed to do though. i feel like i'm not a sexy flanders. no, you don't need to explore. get to the first section, we'll all explore together as the cartoon characters of our youth. is this the boss? the guy who's just like hanging out in this field of green?
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uh uh. whoa get in here up there. we go. i'm pop. yes. this is a mosh pit reminded me of my youth man like that. yeah, oh god. oh shit, i don't like this very much at all you got out. oh there. we go perfect. yeah get to the edge oh, yeah, how do i throw a man get out? oh no josh? all right?
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okay, thank god you saw me misspell that and you're like, that's my moment. i was concerned here. i think edler edler okay. yeah. okay. yeah fair enough. so it's not edler no, i guess youth whoops you eating you eating
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