Quotes about “your dad's gonna die”
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if you could pop up and just die like right here, that would be great. thank you. stem cells is like a... it's your dad's gift for you for christmas when you turn 18. you know? your dad's not gonna get you like a tiger electronics handheld game system or something like that. your dad's gonna be like, well hey slugger, you're a man now. you know, here's $500, put it in your retirement plan or something like that. that's what stem cells is. it's not something that's really gonna blow the doors off here, but at the same time, you know, it's something we need to have.
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what the fuck? what the fuck? oh, oh, i lived. you're gonna die clown! i can't believe i lived through that. me either. i was gonna drop a slime at the very end too and it didn't work. well, nobody can evolve anything. this is exciting. what do you mean there's you resent the idea that there's no your dad jokes? people make your dad jokes all the time. yeah, like the dad's key item in binding of isaac, that's a joke. that item is straight up a joke. hey, here's a dad joke, i fucked your dad in the butt and he liked it. he might be bi. might be. whatever.
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hold r to respawn. fight megasaden, get less i don't have dad's key. they're right about r making you respawn. that is true. i don't think you'll have all your items though if you do that. i think you might be right. even if this does work, your hp will be so low you'll probably die anyway. nah, dawg. i'll just stand, uh... i'll use the alge's rune. and then, um... just, like, walk into him. never let this end. i'm gonna do my best, good sir. thank god i don't have scapular. oh, that said pageant boy. i thought that said pregnant boy.
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is... gonna give it to him? this is a 26 minute long lost run, just for the record. but i'm just, i'm driving around here trying to get like dad's key or trying to get undefined or something like that. okay, you want the seed? there you go. khcn2f7b. that's just mad because of your dad. no comment. joker? two of hearts. i don't get it. okay, we need the tarot card last. how's your run going, josh? it's going real well. i'm beating the fuck out of this game. you're gonna have to die on the mom.
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that's the way the cookie crumbles, basically. i can't believe we're still gonna have dad's key probably at this point down to the chest. i mean, if we get a better space bar item on the chest, it doesn't matter, because i've already used dad's key to open the door, so... yeah, dad's key, you pretty much got your wish on this run. we're gonna be carrying you down all the way to the end. i'm not picking up the key, okay? we don't have guppy's tail. if you want me to pick up keys, game, give me guppy's tail. that's the solution there. well, i don't wanna give you an ultimatum necessarily, but here's your ultimatum. fuck off or die.
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