Quotes about “you lied to me”
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1041.20
bro, it doesn't do anything! i've been lied to! it doesn't frickin' do anything! saved. if you'll excuse me, i need some poops. i need to refill my poops. some poops for me, please? corn poop monday, baby. we're not doing the monday thing anymore. i'm not sure everything's okay with white claw gabe. the first few times i watched steak monday, i thought he was just really excited.
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1177.30
we don't have enough resurrection scrolls to bring three people back. no, we have exactly three, i lied. i get another turn. does she have any physical? she's got a little physical. so you just torch this dude, get out of here, give yourself a little, uh, fortification. make her waste her turn coming up here. well, excuse me. oh, she got two turns in a row, i see. because i was like, oh, she passed her turn and then...
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but if you how did you go see daddy daycare and be like the ad lied to me like which one was daddy daycare was a vin diesel no, that's the pacifier daddy. they kind of are anymore. i mean if it's what i meant. oh, honey murphy that daddy daddy's home is the one with my daddy's home right how many of these same concept are there? oh, i just keep reusing it man. oh
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right click on this die to view all its faces. okay, so either one or two damage to a oe. all right. how about this one? that's all that's all right. it's my turn. anyway, long story short, you're smoked. this is player purified. this is your destroyed. i win the fight. get body oh no, too late. she's resisting your purification. they lied to me as a joke.
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3610.10
yeah, i'm not doing a hell run anymore because i just died. well, nick, you could start up another run with me. i'm doing another, like, no shame, uh... no shame in doing a redo. i used my hunk. i'm still going. i'm just not... oh, okay. so you lied to me. that's alright. i'm a pretty forgiving guy. that's good. i'm glad you are. i didn't realize that's the kind of relationship we had where we lied to one another. i thought, like, most relationships, this one was built on trust, but i guess not. not this one, though. okay, well, at least we're on the same page now.
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sorry guys. i had the onc though so that's bullshit. i'm mad. so you lied to me too, i see. they kept looking up montage videos of jamie lee curtis in true lies and being like, why? yeah, she's like, she's smoking hot and they're like, oh okay. no. it's like maybe that day but... i'm with it. nick's with it. i'm not with it. jamie lee curtis every day. i'm not with that at all. it's part of a balanced breakfast.
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1733.32
so yeah, and then i even thought about like, oh man, maybe i'll just beat the mahdio golf story mode so that my mii is like fully frickin' maxed out. then like nah man, i did, i played 18 holes of mario golf against the computer because somebody lied to me and said hey if you just want to grind stats you don't have to do adventure mode. you can just like play against the ai. so i played against the ai.
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1729.66
he said you lied? yeah, you fucked us buddy. because it wasn't it like wouldn't have helped me so i didn't care. you sold us out man. here's how that's kory's fault though. you got me so too. i'm offended. you guys must hate me to think that i just criticized kory whatever he does. i criticize him when he does something that is bad for me.
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544.70
you lied to me madison! you lied to me madison! it started as an exploitative piece for my blog but now i've fallen kind of sort of in like with you. hey jim hough, happy easter.
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657.80
i don't know why everyone's so sensitive about devil worship. maybe it's just me, but that seems like one of the most innocuous parts of the game so far. did you do a test before you started at atlas? oh yeah, yeah. it was all just questions about if i had any illnesses or mental health problems... tracking and routing number for my bank account, etc. etc. i mean, actually i was going to be proof, so i could have lied to through your teeth on that one. don't think they actually checked. interesting.
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such a large enough audience to make it worth their time, the content will probably be a lot worse. so it's kind of sick that there's way more user funding and people are willing to pay for more niche content that otherwise couldn't exist exclusively in a world driven by coca cola advertisement. and i'm hoping i don't want any of these. i wanted the knife. i should have taken the knife and you've lied to me. and i don't want anything. i don't want any of these.
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