Quotes about “you get small”
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so if any if this is like a, z, r, q, t, d, we would obviously go with anything that starts with an a. so limiting factors is only a small grouping of first letters in this group. okay, i think i get it from that. thank you. alright. which seemed really arbitrary. i get it now. um... a hidden message. i hope this doesn't give me any morse code. that one's pretty tough. that one's absurdly hard. you just kinda have to know morse code.
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i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good.
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if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea?
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some really limited edition shirt, so i'll probably get your size. noterline, you're like a small? uh, is that supposed to be an insult?
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that run was fine. you wanna play like some duck game or something? yeah, i wanna play duck game. hold on, i'm on the i'm on the... the chests. well finish it f f f f f f faster you scumbag. oh fuck, mom. he's only waiting for josh, he's still on his first rebirth run of the day. that's not true. that was some hot bullshit. i did get small rock out of that room where i killed myself, so it wasn't all bad. i wish i was alive to use it.
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it's just an item pedestal. it's like a silver, flat looking, kinda like a wedge with a paperclip stuck in it. i can't join you on this. chad, tell me what those items are and if i should take one. robc0150, 4 months in a row, thank you! don't even get me started on these freaking bloops. i'm all blooped out. oh, that's a diaper? that does not look like a diaper. the diaper's so small compared to the size of the pin. that's what threw me off there.
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you know, i feel like it's like, uh, you know, major league baseball players, they sometimes they pitch with the large ball so that when they get the small hard ball, it's that much easier, man. it'll make you better at spelunky, most likely. exactly. banana who. people ask that every day. banana who. bummer nuts. banana who.
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don't call me a big dildo. you are. if you're gonna be a dildo, at least it's a big one. i don't wanna be a big dildo, i wanna be like a normal sized dildo. i'd rather not be a small dildo if i have to be anything. those are not the two options! what are the other options? average sized dildo. would you like to be a glow in the dark dildo? that's not even on the size paradigm. it's quality. i wouldn't mind being a glow in the dark dildo. how about a small glow in the dark dildo? uh, you know, i'd get the good with the bad, i guess.
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damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though.
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that circle is too tiny to be relevant. or is it? it wasn't. oh my god, these spiders are doubling now? get out of here. monster's long brimstone is pretty fun. i recommend it. yeah, no, i would love to experience it, i imagine. it's just random brimstone in every direction, like wherever it wants to go. just like yo dick, n.l. it's too small to be relevant? that's extremely rude if someone were to say that, you know, in advance of coitus.
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well, that's what i thought you were trying to do. yeah. you've been doing this show for a long time. there's only a small pool of jokes we select from. it's gonna take me a couple of warm up jokes, i think, to get back into the rhythm. it's fine. it's the first show we've done today. that's very true. although i did start out today, started out today nicely with that daily challenge, right, chad? this is a fun daily challenge today. you have a fun daily challenge. you know who didn't have a fun daily challenge? eluc.
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alright, let's use it to get in the cursed room at least. you found small rock too, right? oh, you found small rock, okay. small cock, more like. whoa! you can't say that! i just did. you gonna shut me down? i've gotten like three damage upgrades recently and i still am like, man.
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got growth that growth hormones. those are pretty good. yeah, i mean it's okay it's a small damage up and some speed i mean it's good, but it's not good enough to like you know be super thrilled about what's happening right now stage that is i really hate when there's a tinted rock where i can't get to it because there's freaking turrets in front of it yeah, very roots. that one's tough now the seed is blown wide open see what's in the oil shop. oh, that's a library oh
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and, uh, boss rush. i want to get better at doing the fight anyway. yeah, i might as well buy the book of belial charge. no, wrong. paramounts. ah, this is gonna be a tricky one. this is gonna be a tricky one. you know what else is small? your mother. tomo. tomo, not anymore. he's small at heart, i think. you're saying he's got a small heart? no. i mean, he just thinks he's a little kitty. tomo's got some bulk now. yeah, i know.
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they replaced john williams with justin bieber to score the film. to make it more approachable for contemporary audiences. justin bieber has a small role in some movie or something. that's not what i thought you were going to say. but you're definitely thinking of zoolander 2. yes, that's the one. thank you. because i know you. and there's another subscription here that i missed. one second. where does the mouse pointer even go? hey, you should just get twitch alert. i have them. the chat works fast, man.
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i like good sliders. and you still fail to recognize why i like sliders because you could get three completely different burgers, but they're like small. so it's like you get to have a little bit of everything. it's fun. i'm not going to go and order three completely different full sized burgers because that's ludicrous. or if you're getting to share with people, that's great too.
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are you guys done with your runs? i could be done at any point. i'm just fucking greeting it up right now. i'm killing isaac and i've got the zazzle sacred heart. you know what? you could do you, man. you finish that run up. i'll try... i don't know what i'll do. just fucking start the run as the loss, see what happens. if you have dr. fetus, do bombs still get damage ups? yes. oh, okay. so small rock does help you there. yeah, i believe so. ouch!
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