Quotes about "you don't need"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1182.720 buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i Search ↗
1966.080 with like base damage. that's alright. in kayn's other eye. i can't believe this shit. eight more to go? i think i actually only have like seven more to go. maybe i don't want broken hawk, because i'll like respawn as blue baby, perhaps. anke! yeah, exactly. that's true by the way, you will respawn as blue baby. i don't want like a 25% chance to respawn as blue baby. until... until i need it. it serves no other point other than survivability. like if you want to win as the loss, there's no reason to. Search ↗
2226.900 you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick. Search ↗
2698.120 i recommended that you watch a piece of media. i'm familiar with it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like it. you don't have to feel it. the only member, it's not the recommendation. it's the expectation. it's the checking up on. yeah, it's the hey did you watch that yet? i'm like yo you don't control me. i don't need you to give me a to do list. i already have a job and a wife. i've got that covered. i've always got stuff to do. Search ↗
3172.560 guessing you don't have an orbital or something. otherwise, you'd probably be touching stuff instead. yeah, i got samson's chain. that's not good enough. you need like a sac dagger. oh my fucking god! i got respawned again though. very lucky. i am getting extremely lucky with these respawns. i'll be the first to tell you. and i got piercing shots. no, i was the first to tell you. oh my what? i lived? this run, man. i hate this room. Search ↗
3271.120 it should still kill them even when they're closed. it just makes sense to me. alright. papa john appreciates you, he does really. thank you very much to anonymous for a $15 donation earlier. fix your stream please, your soma playthrough is awesome. rocklancia, thank you. the stream was fixed for a while so thankfully i don't need to do that anymore. thank you very much to spoopyscaryskelaman for the $6.66 donation soon... Search ↗
5005.320 you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though. Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
6982.140 i'm a turtle. you like turtles? yeah, i like toils. they smell bad. there's pizza! it's perfect for me! only if you're a teen. i keep dropping pizza! can i eat it? i don't know, it's the greatest power oh, there's a demon spell. i need this. this is full health. i got vitality up, curse beggar. i don't know what that means, but i'm alive. i dropped pizza again. i think i drop pizza every time i get hit. it's a gimpy mask. yeah, it is a gimpy. Search ↗
7069.700 aren't these all the worst ones? yeah, these are really bad. and now it's broken. this thing sucks. let's break it. yeah! oh, gold rush! give me my flashback, son of a bitch. gold rush! oh, i think any gold i pick up doesn't stay in my inventory because i lost, but i just got there. i'll just not make that gold up anymore. this is the greatest time in bad man. we don't even have the box this time. oh, oh. you need a hand over there? yes, yes. thank you. no problems. Search ↗
7294.980 i just want to say thank you to thor the troll for the $5 donation. nl chuckled at my name so i decided my money is better spent here. much love, thanks for the content, daddy heart. thank you, thor. and thank you, greg nozzle for your $1.69. tell nl we need a fuckboy shirt. also, my wife was impressed by your feet. wink wink. my wife was impressed by your feet because of your toe socks, maybe? i don't know if toe socks impress people, but maybe they did. maybe they just once. alright, let's get some friends! Search ↗
7603.020 oh, the overlay's done. oh, cool. you guys don't even need to watch the game. it's not out yet. i think they did nothing to... wait, this is like the lobby. we're not ready yet, right? this is embargoed. we can only let us play the game, but we can't actually show it. so don't worry about it. i said, are we in the lobby or are we in a vanconight area? what is this? i think we're in an actual game, but we're just waiting for everyone to be ready and off their breaks. oh, okay. no, wait, let's begin. yeah. no, let's stop. Search ↗
10076.960 i need powder. i don't know what's happening anymore. eggnog. i doubt it. can you make stuff with eggnog? what kind of a croissant recipe uses eggnog? do you guys put alcohol in your eggnog? i've never had eggnog in my life. i've done it. i'm not a fan of it. you can put baileys in it. baileys is pretty good. that sounds disgusting. it's actually really good. probably one of the better things you can put with it. you put rum in it. baileys is what you drink at work when you're 130 years old. you drink baileys? it tastes good. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1924.140 i appreciate it, i need all the help i can get, cause i am absolutely gonna die soon. yeah. it's like, you know, i hope you don't, but you are destined to die before me just because of your birth date, so... right, and my sedentary lifestyle and my poor eating habits and, you know, all those things. Search ↗
2329.100 i'm like, i'm just not interested in that. well i know but it's just cool looking, it's like look at this huge world you can ride a bike around in, i love that. why do you live in a huge world? so it's like whatever. midorisora, thank you very much for the subscription. curved horn or cancer, i don't know they're both great. it's cool for choice. what's your... i would say curved horn. yeah i need the damage more than i need the fire rate. Search ↗
3637.920 would you like a grand slamwich only available at denny's? that sounds amazing. i would love one. i don't know what it is, but i want it. there's no dip in that bowl! with the new pringles tostitos, you don't have to have a dip! you just dip and then doesn't need the dip! i put my hand up on your dip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. fuzzygecko55, thanks for the subscription. have they not appropriated that song yet for commercialization? no. Search ↗
4638.220 yeah, that was like much better at the end. thrives under pressure. he fives under pressure. why is nick always... oh, because he's the host field advantage. yeah. host if you want. i don't care. i don't need the advantage. nick, don't give me your... i don't want the advantage. i just want to remind everyone, oh, host disconnected. yeah, it does that sometimes. you guys want to host? no. no? oh. i don't know how to do it. so much work. yeah. Search ↗
7589.140 can you send me that p is the pdf in the email? it's in the skype. i'm gonna send you a pyt. what's that? a total biscuit! thank you very much for the subscription. i hope we live up to your high standards with our keep talking nobody explodes gameplay. i'd be surprised. there's no dip on that bowl. play the bomb manual. politos are so tasty you don't even need dip. dude, you make dip. that's a real folk paw. sometimes you do need dip though. try the dip. i'll dip you. Search ↗
7709.820 do you have an options menu emote? you need an options emote. i need an osmo emote. i don't know if we're back from anzal, you gotta be close though. can you provide me with the manual version 1 verification code? what? i'll see if i can figure this out. manual version... 2.4.1. modules... morse code. okay. it was verified. on the subject of mazes. it was verified. Search ↗
9935.120 yeah, i'm thinking it's an s. it's probably an s. okay, okay, so next one. what's the letter? okay. s h m q w b s. s h m q w b s. s h... fuck. i don't know what you're trying to do. no. i need someone to wipe the sweat off my mouth. s m? did you say m? s h m q w small. spell it small? yes. s m a l l. yeah. small. oh my god. Search ↗
9992.460 we need you to like go through all the letters and then cross reference them? i don't understand what the tell is here. so, like the first one, it's only giving us letters, like, it's giving us like a z for like the first option. our passwords don't have a z to begin with. yeah, so it's definitely not that, i got you there. and so the rest of them, like s and then there was something else maybe. yeah. yeah, yeah, what's the second row again? oh no, no, we s yeah, go on. s h m q w b. m h q w b. it has to be m. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

1610.720 you know economy probably yeah scrunch legs if they're sending you first class i want to get in touch with whoever you got negotiating that i don't need first class but you know those those business seats are kind of nice so the little extra leg room my feet just go numb if i can't move them around a little bit underneath me it's fair Search ↗
1999.560 i just want to hang out with mca hammer's pants, i don't care about... yeah? you don't need the man, just the pants. i'm a little scared of what's hanging out of mca hammer's pants. hammers. they're like parachute... things. you wanna drop them out of a plane and see if it really works? maybe. it's called a micro bait. Search ↗
2386.940 but if you ever need a rapper for the eight hip hop songs that are in rock band's 2500 plus library, i'm there for you. like, uh... i'll do the rapping part from feel good inc. and we'll have a fun time, but... your chat says you can't play rock band with the new guitar hero controller. is that really true? oh, snap. begun the rhythm wars have. that'll mess up my whole plan again. wow, that's kinda messed up. i don't know if that's really true. thanks for the subscription. that's what i would do. well, you know... Search ↗
5593.640 no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone. Search ↗
7192.360 don't jump on his brain, that's mean. i'm not gonna actually jump on his brain. just sit there! there's a huge cat sized place on the desk that is so clean. don't jump on his brain. what are you doing? there's no dip in that bowl. with pringles tostitos, you don't need dip. where we're going, we don't even need dip. is bombcore good enough for you guys? i kind of feel like we should try bombcore. just to see how it compares to keep talking. Search ↗
7258.320 all right, i have to open it in my browser. we could probably do one of each, yeah. bum ba dum ba dum. should i get rob for this? i don't even know if he's available, but. if rob's interested. add him to the call. he can join for sure. then he can answer for his transgressions. homemade dope for rusted pizza? you guys have rusted pizza? bum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum. i don't wanna hear these ads either, chad. i don't need a blender right now. Search ↗
7647.780 i don't know whether that's suck me comma beautiful or just suck me nutella and beautiful. yeah, wow. that's how i'd like to hear it. you need to turn off the audience in the menu? what? oh. okay, okay. do i have to back out of the game in order to do this? you probably do. yeah, okay. exit, exit. yeah. Search ↗
7666.980 why would you... look, jackbox is strange. i love you, but this is unusual. well, you know what? that might mean that the rest of the games also have the audience, which would be pretty cool. this is highly unlikely! highly unorthodox! audience mode on. audience mode on. audience timers on. okay. family friendly filter off. yeah. we don't need no family friends. we don't need no family friends. Search ↗
7696.940 we don't need no... butt control. yeah, i was hoping somebody would do it. butt control? i was gonna say yeah. alright, you guys, are you super ready to answer? uh, well i need because how ready? no, i'm gonna because i need to explain this to you. my, um... my display driver crashed, so i can't type it into skype for you. okay. oh... remember when i tweeted about the titanic and you going down it feels like that again. everyone just gone now. oh, okay. Search ↗
8307.140 a creepy thing to find scribbled onto a dollar bill. yv or hi daddy. i don't know what the yv one is a reference to. i have no clue. if i had done this one i think i would have written down hey man can you help me i need some directions. Search ↗
8754.140 yaha! uhh, okay. alright, yeah. your wax is terrible, just saw a lyric claim and... nick's bacon, dolphin, i can trust a dolphin made of bacon. alright. yeah, i mean, it's good, really. uh, cobalt, can you start the game? uh, it says everybody's in! just cancel, the game starts. i've been in for a long time. alright, we have begun. i'm not sure if you can... i'm not sure if you need to see this. i have no clue. i don't... what are we supposed to do after we hear the sound? i don't know. oh my! listen, listen. Search ↗
9083.820 yeah, i see that. so draw it right now. okay, will do. thank you cognitive dissonant 22 months in a row! if someone else buys your art in the auction, you'll receive 50% of what they paid for it. wow, that's a really... that's bad. why would anyone want to buy this? you actually need to draw two drawings before time runs out. don't be too precious about it. okay, um... and there's only 70 something seconds left, so be ready. oh shit, alright, i gotta draw this better. Search ↗
9197.120 here we go. do you guys i don't know if you have to watch my stream. oh, you can skip this now using the button on your device. i can see that, yeah. what am i skipping? i don't know. probably this thing we're going through right now. i skipped it. okay. everybody's skipping. check your devices. i want to buy so much art, including the three above, i sent what i'm willing to pay. don't they need to establish why we want to buy art? nick, it's not a stanley parable, man. Search ↗
9844.760 too easy. alright, alright, alright. interesting. that one was easy. i think we're ready for some real tests. okay, yes, please. i'm super ready, let's do this. don't smash the computer. do you have that? no, it's not yet. oh, i don't have anything. i'll say parmesan when we're ready. okay. alright, shut up. okay, we need to communicate is what he's saying. not our strong suit. oh no, here's a bomb. Search ↗
10110.360 okay, it's gonna get harder here. okay, good. it's tuesday now. monday they just give you like the easy shit. first day of the week, understand? yeah, that's how actual bomb defusal works. like the monday they give you the joke bombs. yeah, you know, the monday bombers, they don't really pay too much attention. it's a monday. i'm the cutter. wires need to be cut in order from right to left. cut wire three if it is yellow. cut all wires adjacent to wire one. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

1130.920 it was incredible. and he was like apologizing when he was at work and he had a meeting and i was like, dude you don't need to apologize ever. you're at work and you're not charging me anything. this is well beyond the call. yeah. so yeah, heartfelt thank you to rumble muffin for both of us. for real. nick, did you see that call of duty black ops 3 has its own beer? Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
5850.980 so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet. Search ↗
6116.100 ah! i missed the shot. i need the visual cue of seeing where red is. i think that's really good for me. it's a great design feature too. yep. does the mirror's edge approach? speaking of which, you see mirror's edge catalyst got delayed. no! mm hmm. it's true. it'll take a little longer for me to publicly throw up on twitch. oh no. have they confirmed if it's gonna be out for pc or if it's exclusive yet? ah, i don't know actually. cause i will be less worked up if it's just out for xbox one cause then i probably won't buy it anyway. Search ↗
6719.360 you are like okay, i'll take the next flight, but you gotta let me fly. that's not what i'm talking about i want to fly anything just fly the airplane just for like 10 minutes at cruising altitude. we couldn't even find the device i don't stand a chance dude, they fly themselves these days. yeah, pretty soon we're not even gonna need pilots i'm just waiting for them to have a vtol so we don't have to like fly an hour in the wrong direction to get back to the airport you flew over that is true. oh Search ↗
7229.240 they're both pretty good. if you said tower eyes was better than heat, i'd be like, come on. even if you do believe that, you don't have to say it. don't flaunt it. yeah, i'll just keep my mouth closed then. but i can see people preferring little miss sunshine. getting gems recharges gun boots. i need that with laser, yeah. speaking of astronauts, the martian is an incredibly good movie, says rai. yeah, i should probably check that out. i've heard that too. book was good. book was good. Search ↗
8201.140 that's almost worse. it's thin and skinny. that's substantially worse. you should capture your mouse for this game. nothing i can say. i don't need to capture my mouse. i'm using the gamepad. just look for where his little zeppelin is. that's how you track what's going on. what's your favorite red hot chili peppers song? okay, you knew where that one was going apparently. yeah, a little zeppelin. oh my god! nick, what the hell, man? i don't know, what? to bring mayonnaise into it. Search ↗
9019.660 you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross. Search ↗
9523.220 it's a good game. i'm so kind of surprised you need it anymore like critical mass seems like it's so worms like that everybody is kind of like an understanding of how to play it i can't imagine to take anyone more than 15 minutes to understand how to play yeah exactly and the single player mode actually teaches it to you fairly well, too, so i agree i don't get why this didn't take off more. well sad it didn't it's good game. oh Search ↗
9704.880 wow, that is a lot of damage actually. it's a rough spot. well on the upside though, i do have healing abilities so i can use that. that's true. i took out my diamond mine too? you can't stop the twitch bomb. that's an oldie but a goodie. it's been stopped, you stopped it. i stopped it, subscriber only mode stops the twitch bomb. oh yeah, that's true too. most people don't know that. salty earth, you're not going to be able to put another dude down. i only have one dude i need to put down right now. Search ↗
10100.120 and also what's up with the symbolism of bounty like you need a lumberjack to clean up your fucking spill on your counter? it's kind of overkill isn't it? i don't think it makes any sense to be honest with you. or is it the lumberjack that cut down the trees that got turned into the quilted picker upper? he got the he got turned into a paper towel. no, i mean he cut down the trees he's just there to administer that the trees get properly turned into paper towels. oh i see. that's his one function in life, and he loves it. Search ↗
10158.920 well, i'm just sorry need to know basis isn't it. i guess it is i was just curious because it can't be canada runs on duncan yeah, i don't think it is i think you're probably correct on that good. you want to double dip double they've been that's uh i got some worms the voice sounded like words, but i don't remember ever hearing them say that before oh, you just destroyed the diamonds. what a dick. i needed those. what's your what's your problem? i like diamonds Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
1364.560 that's like the compass. that's for mapping, but you don't need it really. oh no, it's like a wood compass. what's the wood compass? wood compass. i'm not sure i can imagine that. is it a fanny pack? no, no, it's like, you know like the fucking illuminati triangle? yes. imagine that like brown on like a brown circle. i don't think i know that one. illuminati triangle on a brown circle. yeah. Search ↗
1398.540 d10? thank you, trfessler for the subscription as well. d10. what's a d10 do? uh, rerolls enemies. oh yeah, i wouldn't have gotten that one probably. i miss the marshmallow. i'm gonna need that. screwball i guess i don't need. alright, let's continue on. it's actually called a do as well. ronnie? yeah, the ronnie james do. Search ↗
1766.140 you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go. Search ↗
5792.020 no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small. Search ↗
7220.980 josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time? Search ↗
7414.460 one being one of the eight people who saved me immensely during the time of my computer troubles. why would you murder me? i also want to shout out my lovely wife who also saved me during my time of need. i guess i'll just kill myself. i was laying down on the ground there and it uh... josh, give ryath your audio settings. they're perf. i don't want josh's audio settings. oh good throw. but they're perf. what is what is this? why can't i do anything? i'm the awfulest. Search ↗
7783.860 and i what's music stuff? my biology test is tomorrow, what do i need to know about the krebs cycle? just remember that reducing is when it gains an electron, even though that makes no fucking sense in the english language. tell them about the filament thing too. you don't need to know that for the krebs cycle. oh. what is about what happens in krebs? three, six, nine, damn, girl, fine. one, two, three, one, one, time, game, go. what is that? i love that song! yeah, dude. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

54.060 yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah Search ↗
393.840 does that actually work? i just have bombs covering the floor everywhere right now. it's ridiculous. why doesn't freaking dead bird ever go and fight the boss for me? it just hangs out on top of my head. dead bird and rotten baby don't give a shit about what you want to do. oh wait, never mind. war, not pestilence. oh, okay. that's how it's slightly confused. keeps dropping troll bombs everywhere. i need to whore myself. jar of flies or... Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1980.560 alright, what we're looking for is a shovel. we have the glitter bombs. we want the fetus okay? don't scatter bombs or or crickets or parasites so that our bombs split and we make more items why the shovel? the shovel so that when we get to the greed room we can shovel our way out after the machine breaks and fight them again and donate oh my lord so we need to infinitely cycle down there because you can we only been able to put in a few coins at a time so what is this? Search ↗
2508.900 you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs. Search ↗
2821.300 it is indeed. wait, do you have the blue crown then? i do, and the green head. we got all sorts of goodies. i'm not taking bob's brain, you lucky so and so's. i will take tammy's head though. i don't need more money, i'm losing. why is nick skipping deal with the devil on the first floor? because i have low health and because i just figured it would be a better idea to not bother when i only had one soy milk turret. thank you silastv for the sub, what's up man? Search ↗
2994.960 i missed this diamond tears thing. i don't know what that is. just a tear effect? yeah, you get it on the uh... it's an angel room item, i guess. sweet. seems like real good. still need a fetus though. now that time i don't think i misheard you. nope. got it right that time. hmm. need a fetus! i can make another space bar out of the room maybe. movies. Search ↗
3561.380 be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh, Search ↗
3598.780 i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item. Search ↗
3755.760 shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport. Search ↗
3873.440 throbbing manhood. thank you very much for the subscription like a lot of like twitch channel. it was apparently it is they subscribed it's like exclusively penile related subscriptions today. they're wrong with that not solid money in the bank, baby we don't need to exit the game if we go to the next floor auto saves guys thank you perfect game hunter for the seven months in a row man mighty fine. yeah, what if they were the perfect milk hunter? oh? Search ↗
4618.100 that marathons like still going yeah, i hope it never ends actually me too i was watching it last night just be able to go there and be like you know i need some time to relax it's like a chill out tent or something like that bob ross is in a dark place last night he was talking about like don't paint when your feelings are dark because it reflects the pain even if you don't mean it and then he was like yeah, i'm in a Search ↗
5798.480 you need a stronger build for this type of farming. i have fucking godhead and sacred heart. and death's touch and chocolate milk, bro. like... there's nowhere else to go. what do you want from me? god damn it, cobalt! why don't you know your items yet? my crotch was long! and i got the new crown thing. and the coin thing. oh, we're gonna hit 99 cents for sure. is that a chaos card? Search ↗
7305.240 i would pick up that g6 but i need money. drink your ovaltine. now i'm imagining the arg is that edmund has to impregnate you and then the child will somehow carry on the legacy. yeah, then you have to make the next isaac. i just fought krampus as a boss in shield. that is weird. i killed you once, krampus. go away. don't really know what's happening on the run that i'm rocking right now. i got soymilk techpoint x. Search ↗
7408.840 well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush? Search ↗
7887.280 you have the multi dimensional baby now? i don't know what that was, but it's great. yeah, that's what it is. multi dimensional baby. hello kate. alright, you were right. how's it going? sorry for the seizures everybody! we've reached platinum, or plad. platinum works too. platinum. works for isaac and the spaceballs. i need a battery charge. thanks for the five dollars, t vaga! thank you man. yeah, one of my viewers Search ↗
7924.620 drew me like this crazy wrath of the lamb godhead looking tattoo thing i might use as my tattoo and they heard me talking about it. what do you think kate? do you think this is playable? she doesn't know i don't know either i am gonna reroll it even though we got cluster bombs. what about this one? what in the world is this? okay, cobalt. i need your expertise if you're if you're available i appear to have some form of ludovico technique and shielded tears Search ↗
8428.740 gives you a lot of hp, but you know, you don't need it if you never get hit. they do give you a ton of hp, but they also work towards a baby transformation. babies! i wanna be a baby. i'd rather be a cloud. yeah. a cloud? yeah, out of context, that's quite funny actually. yeah, i'd rather be a cloud. nobody tell richard i'm drinking like all his drinks. i'm gonna go get him something later. i won't tell him. it's the last day, man. you can, uh... Search ↗
8489.540 i love those balls of steel energy drink i've seen a picture of edmunds balls we could try to get balls to sponsor our shit and i love balls that would work so well balls of steel official drink of isaac players when you need to stay up for 24 hours maxwell house they're pretty... they're stingy with their sponsorships man oh you don't represent our brand consists largely of over 50 professionals fuck off Search ↗
10229.140 yeah, start shooting and then hit a different direction real quick after your first direction real fast. oh all my tears follow the... all right. yeah it's really weird. i don't know. no. you can use it a little bit. like the knife is kind of crazy. you know what? that's actually pretty cool. i think it's pretty good for the best part. bend around corners really well like this. for all those times in isaac you need to bend your shots around corners. yeah, it's like wanted. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
402.820 how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better. Search ↗
777.120 you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to... Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1274.800 yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
2584.420 that seems to be what you like to do, i thought. well yeah, what i do i don't necessarily consider it min maxing, more like min minning. but you always go for boss rush is what i mean. right, yeah. but boss rush i think it doesn't matter if you have low hp for the most part because you can just teleport out. whereas the hush fight is uh, unscummable. okay you need a shovel to scum that. basically, yeah. um, but mostly it's just like... Search ↗
2707.960 that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm. Search ↗
3009.820 oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do. Search ↗
4335.960 alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me? Search ↗
5343.000 what's in the box? exactly, man. well, i think i'm actually gonna beat the tutorial, so the dream is real. how'd you store? i didn't, i just said fuck it. oh. oh, i'm walking! you're gonna need to store eventually, though. mmm, i don't think so. okay. i went in this portal thingy. work late today. fox temple, i did have to work late today, that's why i'm all flustered. i literally got home and like... Search ↗
5680.520 it's classic. the dopest stone lion i ever smoked. dopest dope. oh my god. if you guys need the help to beat the tutorial, i'll do it for one fetch land for privacy. i'll give you my death mist. i don't have a fetch land. Search ↗
6681.280 okay, okay. i made it up. i was stung by a wasp. i didn't mean to throw the sword. okay, so how do i like have it so he doesn't throw it when i let go a jump? i don't get that. i don't know that there is a way. you actually have to hold down run when you pick up a sword. it seems that way. and then jump. okay. we need a mod so when you play the calling horn it plays baker street. oh fuck yeah leather gloves sword. plus two to grip. Search ↗
6839.060 golden berries are used to buy things. grab them. okay. all i want i have not been this bad at a video game in a while. you're not bad nick, it's just good. ohhhhhhh! no! it's very difficult. i'm so good. up, down, press jump to select an option. the witch says potions, jump, grow i don't need potions. Search ↗
7509.740 okay, i just made it past 3,000 feet. gotcha. oh, i don't have any way to determine the scale, so i don't know if that's a lot or not. i have no jump jars, so like, it's probably gonna end soon. oh, you don't need jump jars. i do. more like chump... four chump char... jars. chump cars? charmander char! oh, was that it? did i die? yeah, 3,080 feet. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
1438.720 so far i'm trying to beat the the lamb and blue baby test things on all of them. nick you are 100% correct skype does it to you i spoke to someone about flying to london never googled it in five seconds later skype ad changes the cheap flights to london. i don't buy this anecdotal bullshit ever. i need a scientific journal someone with j store access look this up. well i wasn't necessarily trying to convince you i just feel better knowing that it's not just me that feels like that's a thing. Search ↗
2025.140 did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really? Search ↗
6507.900 oh, i turned around and grenade it, right. i just wanted the armor. you know this song right here sounds like that one on the radio that's like, we just want somebody to lean on. you know that one? no! i guess i don't actually. you know it. now it doesn't sound like that anymore. we all need somebody to lean on. that's a different one. Search ↗
7836.740 intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that. Search ↗
11251.720 oh, but the line is already, you'll like it better down where it's wetter, so like, what do you really need to do there? ah, that's true, yeah, i don't even have to change it. those are the best ones. when they just work the way they are. so that song is like, you know, just the way you are by bruno venus. more like bruno penis if he's in one of these movies! but his name is actually bruno mars. well not his actual name, it's probably like harvey jones or something, but... what do you think? let's take some bets! you think bruno mars' real name is bruno mars? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

1455.060 when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see. Search ↗
4981.640 oh my god. i've been thinking we might need to have an intervention soon. i rocked myself. i rocked myself all night long. oh my god. i think he's shining star. you know what? i don't remember what the score was. i have it. i think i was one away. i believe so. i was, i don't know, i got a bunch. oh, my, goobot might get you into overtime. alright. i might have hit four if i'm not sure. Search ↗
7338.500 48 seconds sweet plenty of time all right. i got you not need to buy the game to play you just go to jackbox.tv and enter the code you can play for free you can be in the audience i mean we'll try to be funny this time. we'll do our best. you know sometimes. i'm not gonna be funny and then chat says don't vote my this one's really really nice hard. i'm just gonna try to not be funny something that is currently legal that should be banned and Search ↗
10711.280 yeah, it's a little easy. a little easier than i would have liked. knock it out pretty simple. so i initially started this greed run just to see if there were secret rooms. and now i just don't care if there's secret rooms, this run's too strong. yeah, you definitely can get op in those games. if you can find like a d20, it's game over. that's all you need. Search ↗
11198.460 i guess i'll just take a ton of pennies to the end of greed mode, why not? see how much we can donate. is that the wind, lisa? because i thought it was like raining outside or something, because i kept hearing like outside noises. you can come in here, i'll protect you. oh, friend ball. i don't really want that right now. oh my god, it thieved a key from me, my only key. oh, it is storming. okay, that's what i thought. gotta go back for bombs. i actually need bombs, so i'm gonna go jump for them. it steals all my keys. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
2936.060 he's trying i think but okay, bumbo you need to... a little overfed again. come on, step it up. you're too slow, you're too slow. you know when a new sonic game came out and nobody even noticed? yeah! look at that. was it the lost world that just came out? some kind of sonic, it looks like a board game almost, but there's also like a side scroller element too, so i don't really know what it is. on steam it just came out like a week ago, tops. okay. Search ↗
3226.180 there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now. Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗
4073.940 why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds. Search ↗
5563.220 remember when you guys played titanfall? that's actually to this day like the second most viewed nlss ever. really? why? yeah. the titanfall beta episode, we had like 11,000 concurrent viewers. jesus. i know! why did that happen? because i don't know! i really don't. sounds like you've learned that you just really need to sell out. that's all it takes. in chapters like, pretty bad. yeah. Search ↗
6665.220 oh my god, the rocket dodge nearly got it. oh, boom blocks was spielberg. what is the difference between boom blocks and yeah, yeah, yeah. oh no, boom blocks is fantastic. that was one of the only wii games i loved. okay. why was he involved? i don't know. honestly, he didn't need to be. it was a game about hitting shit with like motion powered balls and physics stuff happens. so there was like weird monkeys and you'd hit them with blocks and shit would fly everywhere. Search ↗

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