Quotes about "you don’t think"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

286.920 i'll make i exist stream. i don't actually know what's wrong with my stream because on my side everything is fine i think twitches having some ingest issues, but i don't know it's possible at which is having some ingest issues they might not be i can't say for sure i i also like october nick fall weather is a big one. you know i will say controversially. i don't really care for halloween i Search ↗
509.180 yeah, a fireplace for children. i, you know, this might be controversial. i don't think kids should have fireplaces. Search ↗
796.620 had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it Search ↗
1269.720 chocolate is not that hard to get your hands on these days. like, if you're really into it, you could eat chocolate like all day. i don't recommend it, but you can. yeah, i wouldn't suggest that would be... i mean, maybe like once in your life if you really want to, but i don't think you'll feel very good about your decision afterward. i tend to agree with that probably. yeah, exactly. it's big chocolate. big chocolate used to be hershey. Search ↗
1419.820 six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah! Search ↗
1737.420 could see there being some truth to that as much as i don't like it you sing lights yeah, you build build an auto simulator at home that you can not have to signal in where you can drive with a boner in the privacy your own home exactly precisely alright. i just saw the picture strange that is an appropriate reaction where else did you think you were gonna? oh, this is bad. this is really bad. oh Search ↗
1853.500 we want to encourage them to signal by giving the tactile response some sort of really satisfying feeling to it. i think every time you hit the signal light, there should be like a very like breathy woman's voice that goes like, oh yeah! and then we would see signaling all the time. it'll be like that text message that sherlock gets. i don't remember this. his pocket kept going, ah! Search ↗
1966.080 with like base damage. that's alright. in kayn's other eye. i can't believe this shit. eight more to go? i think i actually only have like seven more to go. maybe i don't want broken hawk, because i'll like respawn as blue baby, perhaps. anke! yeah, exactly. that's true by the way, you will respawn as blue baby. i don't want like a 25% chance to respawn as blue baby. until... until i need it. it serves no other point other than survivability. like if you want to win as the loss, there's no reason to. Search ↗
2037.520 wizards of waverly place. yeah, i haven't played that yet, but if you think it should be on my list, i mean, i'll consider it. think the family channel's ever gonna bring it back? i don't actually know what it is. i mean, it says wizards, so i assume it's about wizards, but i don't know... it's about magic the gathering. what waverly place is? mmm. is that like a place that's sort of intangible and kind of wavers around, or...? no, it's the name of a street, you freaking weirdo. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
2641.480 lost has 0.5 spirit hearts, permanent hidden curse of unknown. yeah, right. that's why you can pick up the spirit hearts. it's not like you just can't have health. it's they get... you get health picked up and then it turns into a half spirit heart off screen. nick never noticed the times nine next to his health? i think he's talking about the lost. lost. where they specifically don't give you ui element. spider inside my dreams, i think i love you. you got it. make me wanna cry, make me wanna die. Search ↗
2961.920 districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one. Search ↗
3229.060 sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or Search ↗
3306.580 i like that. and also thank you to new spire for the $5 donation. hey nick, i caught the end of your beginner's guide playthrough and bought it right away. just finished playing through it myself. it made me cry a couple of times, or multiple times. that stuff is deep. it really is. i think for some people, they'll take this game kind of hard. and i think i was one of those people. it was good. definitely recommend it. don't spoil it for yourself if you can. i'm just telling people about beginner's guide. try not to spoil it. just buy it. Search ↗
3510.420 he's such a womanizer too, i don't like that version of jerry seinfeld. i don't think that's really him though. nah, it's like him in an ideal world. he thinks he's such hot shit in that show. i love my girlfriend but she likes brussel sprouts and i don't! and then he makes a big freaking deal about it and gets upset for like a month. and complains to everyone. what are the rules? just subscribed. you talking about brussel sprouts lady? Search ↗
4192.440 i don't think there's any stopping. i could just keep using this. i'm for it. nick, why are you let us in! why are you closed? we want to shop! we have money! that's a reference to my actual life. yeah? yeah, i had to do a Search ↗
4472.760 my head's already... oh yeah, i see what you mean. yeah, your head's a butt. my head's a butt, so if i have to be more of a butt, i don't really care. whoops. full health, random demonic power, and a curse. that sounds scary. yeah, i got like no money. i don't have enough for either. drink the schnapps? you saw how this went last time? oh, i got drunk. what did i think would happen? fell off a cliff! that's true, that was good. it's like that one part in groundhog day. Search ↗
4510.480 it's a pretty good movie. how do you feel about groundhog day? love it. alright. one of my favorite movies. great movie. whoa, okay, okay. be cool. dude, that box is awesome. it's also great crowd control. it's like one less enemy we've got to think about for a while. very true. didn't mean to do that. i have weak bones disease. full communist. thank you for the subscription. i see what you're doing here. i don't. what am i doing? i don't know. it's troll face painting. Search ↗
4969.720 what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me? Search ↗
5005.320 you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though. Search ↗
5074.180 maybe go back a room? i think it's just because we're tripping out, man. i think you might be right. yeah, he's holding like a crabbud. in the top right corner, do you have a mushroom 1? no. oh yeah, mine just went away actually. it makes you a crab so you can only move horizontally. that actually seems kind of sensible. oh. seems logical. i don't know if it seems sensible. Search ↗
5220.340 called it perfect timing ah i can't turn back the other way cuz i'm a freaking crab still yeah, i don't think that's going anywhere my crab wore off or my mushroom wore off anyway. i don't think i was tripping i think i picked up a mushroom item i'm sorry. i picked up a crab based item. did you have your neen on cuz? then it's straight tripping. that's usually when you do that. oh, henrik's mean you're dead as hell. you can take that banana bread Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
5782.400 guess if it gets too heavy your hips will break. what do you think about this thing right here? whoa the crabs cool. they'll break stuff sometimes. i hope one of these has a hamburger in it yeah, me too. and there's the male goose. you think that makes a difference? hey, hey, what do you think the candlestick does not break, but i do. i thought the candlestick did break though. nice don't Search ↗
5989.920 i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

407.860 ah! wait, are you marketing norline? what marketing should i use on you then if not for my bullshit kind? i don't know, just be like, thanks for subscribing to me but don't do it anymore. just use like reverse psychology. that goes for everyone here, never do it again. this is the final time you'll make that mistake. it should be reverse psychology. so that i have to think like i'm spiting you with my purchase. yeah. i like it. Search ↗
899.020 disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received! Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1407.080 some dads. i don't think boar has a fully dad movie though. but it's also not a movie for the younger generation because, you know, we can't put on fake accents anymore. it comes across as like really extremely culturally insensitive. yeah. Search ↗
1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1691.800 josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about? Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
2280.000 was it you? you're like, uh, well congrats on your new computer, make sure to play like the most gpu intensive game. i'm like yeah, i'll probably actually like, i'll spectate some rocket league tomorrow for the esl tournament and then probably record a bunch of isaac. well i like to test out my gpu, i think that's fun to do. i don't even know what i would ask, really. you know, have you ever done furmark? Search ↗
2683.420 why didn't i pick up those books? why does that even... should i do that? i did it. did you guys see that video of the japanese streamer who like set that fire? yeah, i think i would bring that up actually, but yeah, i did see that. i mean, i don't want to like harp on a guy. he's already got enough problems with like setting his apartment on fire. what? Search ↗
3028.060 does he stream? he seems like he would stream. no. he's on total divas sometimes. it's kinda like the same thing. i don't know what that is. he should be on total biscuits wtf is sometimes. yeah! wtf is daniel bryan. you'd be like, what? daniel bryan, what do you think of this game? yes! yes! Search ↗
3070.960 he was old. he was robinson cham. i'm still gonna put him on blast. he freaking idolizes odb. he does. he stole car stereos even though he was rich. he's got some barriers. i love that rob story, because it's about odb, but it is a rob story. he's like, you know, that's how you know he was really living the lifestyle. i don't know. it seems kind of indicative of like serious... he's keeping it real. i don't think he was keeping it real. i think he was keeping it like... Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
3156.120 yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run Search ↗
3192.140 i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do. Search ↗
3426.880 no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better. Search ↗
4210.140 throw flame buddy! oh you flamed me you fucker. yeah now you're flamed too. oh no! nobody okay, that's incredible. that was so long! that was so long! the end is actually pretty good as well. alright i'll give you that. it was so long! i think despicable me was like a pretty good movie. but i don't know if the minions were it was fine, it's the minion fanaticism. it's alright, it's not bad. steve carell's in it, he's a pretty funny guy. yeah i like steve carell. Search ↗
4730.680 that's bullshit that you don't float with with that's never float except for when they do well. i should fly together. oh my god i had fucking nerves of steel there. oh, i'm the greatest. i don't think that was proper i think it was i uh i ducked there you probably oh i forgot about the damn spikes. i ducked under that hey you should have quacked under it. yeah, you're already a duck. oh Search ↗
5003.740 no, why me? no! why choose? you bastard. god fucks. god fucks? he does. is this the first i've heard about this? you think he doesn't? i don't know. why do no those massive holy penis would penetrate everyone at the same time. how are you not becoming me? he didn't walk. why? Search ↗
5056.580 this level is the absolute worst. get off me you fuckhead! don't get me with that shit! what do you think i'm gonna do, go for nick? yeah? thank you, i'm glad that level's over quickly. oh, so close. that's a lot of missiles. what?! okay, josh, i'm not even mad, honestly. it wasn't... i didn't mean it. don't tell me that, because now i'm mad. Search ↗
5519.040 i mean we could all be coming on each other if we really wanted to. oh my god! this is like... oh! no! well played. sweet. well played. that was badass. that was pretty cool. i still kinda like that level. yeah, i like that level too. it's got like this weird meta of it. yep. makes you think a little bit. goddamn it, burgermaster! boop! who does a seamless install? is it? well, still, it's windows 10. i don't want it. Search ↗
6311.940 yeah, i remember that old adage. i think it's ancient greek, actually. yeah, they say, hey, prometheus, don't start fires you can't put out. it's not funny some other guy died. this is, we've already been through this. oh my god, we did this circle already. it's not! nobody died! it was a different fire. he did like a weird face after it, so i don't think he... yeah, that weird face, i don't know what that means. it's like a, it's like a leroy kappa or something. wait, like while he was burning to death? that's pretty dark, guys. Search ↗
7110.780 hey, it's rocks, baby. are you gonna get me? oh, okay. i threaded the needle. you know what i oh! this rock is good. you guys are doing the prestige of a rock kill. i've never gotten a rock kill, i don't think. ah, you have. i actually made a compilation video of rock kills you were in. sorry. i'll get the rock now. oh, god damn it. no, not a helmet. barrel counts as a rock kill. oh, you disarmed me with your rock! Search ↗
7310.880 not really, that's true. that's a lie. that's a bold faced lie. oh, no, fuck off. did he get a yaha a second ago? maybe i do, maybe i didn't. yaahaaaa! oh, rob, you're missing... this level, it has a secret area. i don't think it does. got a secret area! up in the top left! where's nick nolte? that's nick nolte pretending to be macho man randy savage. oh, okay, that's pretty good. alright. Search ↗
7647.120 oh yeah, you guys can't look at your own chats either. can't look at anything. i'm sorry chat. we can look at our own chat. i think that's not that big of a deal. no, because they're gonna watch my stream and they're gonna be like, well he's got like a number six. oh yeah. i'm sorry chat. chat, i'm gonna keep you around. i don't care. alright. wait, hold on. it's very strange because i want to like take off my glasses and put on an oculus rift. but... yeah. you should do it. don't you have a vr thing, right? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

74.280 it's uh, it's you know. i don't really play shooters too much, so i'm not the best at shooters but that being said it's it's a hell of a lot of fun does it look as good as it looked in the previews like does it look like it runs at like 90 fps? the graphics are were really smooth. i only crashed one time when i was trying to test stream at last night i think i played for a couple hours. that's pretty good um Search ↗
282.700 when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i Search ↗
784.880 like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know. Search ↗
993.960 i've had a fun time playing even though i don't think it's necessarily like great songs. yeah, you get to spend a shitload of money now and download all the songs now that you spent 300 bucks. we did throw like another 20 bucks at dlc, but some of the dlc wouldn't download and it scares me because i was like oh fuck yeah, red marchetto by rush, oh spirit of the radio by rush, oh freaking tom sawyer by rush. yeah, and then i have that already. Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
2019.400 if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know. Search ↗
2200.640 i mean, the thing is, like, if you're an established rock band fan, i don't think the tracklist is going to appeal to you that much, but it depends what you're into, right? like, if you're into classic rock, there's not a whole lot of that. but, um... Search ↗
3081.180 interesting choice there. we had a restaurant on the street called casablanca. that's pretty sweet. yeah, except nobody went to it so they ended up changing their name to casba. i think the idea of like... oh they're rocking. yeah, like i don't... i've never been in there but i feel like they're having some like identity issues. oh shit. i don't want to fight you adversaries. pretty sure that's been pancakes guys. Search ↗
3724.680 i just finished the depths 2 at 7 minutes and 40 seconds. i think you're actually gonna pass me now. i'm in the womb one now. i can't i couldn't get out of the way fast enough to not get hit by mom's laser beams. did you lose your nine lives? no, i still have i don't think i have the item anymore, but i have like the functionality. oh, i have holy mantle though. so it's like it's a livable run. i got tammy's head with all this juicy stuff. Search ↗
4439.660 understandably, so you you have no idea the backlash that would happen if people were like oh you're gonna skip play and fall out to play rainbow six siege beta all right? that's kate stream. oh, i thought you did it on that too though. no. i don't think i've ever played the ship on my stream well, you did tf2 and csgo a lot. i know this is indeed correct. yeah, i Search ↗
5393.020 i don't think you can place duds, unfortunately. for mr. speedrunner. that would be an awful, awful thing if you could waste a turn like that. that kinda worked out the way i wanted it to. plus five probably insane that dude shaved his fucking head. Search ↗
5435.220 that's pretty serious. i didn't want to say it. also, thank you badboard. but rob, i think rob might get mugged a lot. because he looks very mugable. you think? he was talking about getting mugged the other day, wasn't he? he loves to fight though. he talks about loving to fight, but i don't know. he was trying to start a riot in that bar that time. i don't think he would have actually rioted if push came to shove. we wanted dennis to enable the riot too. Search ↗
5508.840 yeah, this might be the end of me. i think i would get not only mugged but probably stabbed just for being me. you wouldn't get stabbed. if i had to pick anybody on the nlss for getting stabbed it would definitely be josh. josh. yeah. josh, i think i would pick gunpoint. josh would run or he would try something. he'd be like, i'm not gonna give you my money and then he has the most chance to get stabbed. i think the way it would happen with me though is don't offer to buy the weapon. Search ↗
5593.640 no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone. Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
6409.380 i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something? Search ↗
6557.280 i can just fire this straight up. has anyone heard from alpaca since the last stream? is the implication there that he's now dead because we haven't had him on for this stream? oh my god, a third time! i don't really like you right now. that's so great! that's his last worm, i didn't realize that. i mean they're grouped up and they're right next to a turret. oh no you didn't! i don't think i killed him. did you live? i only saw like four or five. Search ↗
6873.260 thank you. okie dokie. don't you look at me, pirate! ways to anger rob. you're sick because you've been needing shitty new york pizza from chicagoguy69. this is exact that is a hot button issue for rob. oh, that made the water fly! yeah, that really did some weird stuff with that mercury water. i did a lot of damage, though. it's looking good. that's how you tell how far the wind is going or how fast. oh my god, it's predator's turn, too. well, i think you know how this one's gonna go. Search ↗
7082.280 i don't like people i think i'm a terrible person for the stuff that i've said about the city living here but if you recognize me, it's always been a good experience. just you know say hello i'm not gonna tell you to fuck yourself you every time i'm always like that guy was pretty cool what happened there? did it decide my turn? oh the pneumatic drill actually counted as? lexington badger, thank you very much for the subscription there you go much appreciated kobold appreciates it too. oh Search ↗
7226.100 oh, i thought we were just doing quiplash 2 or whatever. i don't know it's up to you guys we can do fibbage 2, quiplash 2. i think i like quiplash the best out of all the ones i've tried. you like quiplash the best. wait, is that the one? no, fibbage? which is the one where you make up stupid shit? every single one of them. quiplash. we can play quiplash 2, that's fine by me. oh, this game runs in dx9! the dream is real! Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗
7604.940 room is full? really? can they get full? i didn't realize that. i don't think anybody's in the game. maybe the servers aren't active yet. oh jesus. oh no. the worst thing about canada, having to pay 80 fucking dollars for a game or as if you needed me to answer this. hmm. okay. yep, yep, yep. fair enough. Search ↗
8108.900 let me check, don't mess around, they're efficient. the winner is... oh my god, by 16 votes, pornography gets it. what? yeah! i don't get that at all. see, the initial... it was hopefully the justin bieber pornography would have worked and then i would have gotten both pornographies. i was doubling down. we didn't expect you to run up against fertilizer. i didn't think so, yeah. i didn't think it would get that dark. Search ↗
8307.140 a creepy thing to find scribbled onto a dollar bill. yv or hi daddy. i don't know what the yv one is a reference to. i have no clue. if i had done this one i think i would have written down hey man can you help me i need some directions. Search ↗
8858.600 i'm very confused right now. it's very confusing. yeah, i picked my answers so you get to choose a sound you don't have to make a sound i think it's just the same game we were just playing with sounds instead of words. okay. did you guys everyone's a freaking expert? we've been playing it for 15 seconds. just relax. try something new. you guys wrote those props, right? no, no because there's sounds associated with them so we can't write them. you gotta hear these sounds Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

78.020 downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya Search ↗
131.320 i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that. Search ↗
302.400 whenever bob ross makes like a splotch and everyone goes like oh you blew it i don't even know if it's ironic or if it's legit. i have to believe at least percentages of it are real i think there's mostly irony. i hope it's mostly irony at least oh my god, look at this like bob ross kappas in chat man just to shout out in case you don't know what i'm talking about like Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
800.140 it's like the opposite of how tourism works, isn't it? it happens all the time. i think this run might be really sweet. yeah? yeah! i don't like that i passed up the first item room entirely, so i hope it gets better from that. well, you missed out on cursed eye, which was actually like a colossal mistake, because cursed eye is like one of the best items in the game. i wonder if there's gonna be big rebalances at all. Search ↗
990.160 yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool. Search ↗
1239.600 he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man. Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
1447.340 create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it. Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗
1930.060 i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i Search ↗
1958.580 the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds. Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2195.840 unfortunately, do you think just put like four less seats on the plane make more room? that's ridiculous? where you gonna say i was gonna say someone in chance said do you think the emirates flight has a p detector in the shower? i like that idea. it's all pipes, right? but you don't want to be like stepping in somebody else's pee in the shower probably yeah, i mean george didn't seem to be too bothered by it in seinfeld george is uh Search ↗
2228.520 he's got some good ideas, man. wonder if we could actually live through this right here. and you're gonna be stepping in somebody's pee if you're ever in the bathroom on a plane. it's gonna happen. i don't think i've stepped in anybody's pee in the bathroom. Search ↗
2663.960 it's a golden chest jesus christ and the golden chest is a half red heart in it. j. this is not possible jesus christ, i don't know what that is. you did a little bit of a jesus when you said that this is great. is that like mr. garrison? it wasn't anything. it was just a silly sound yeah, i guess it does sound a little mr. garrison whatever happened at south park is that show still in existence and still like super going i think i Search ↗
2693.380 i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good. Search ↗
3318.140 not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing. Search ↗
4456.900 get down. okay. i'm ready. all right. i'm gonna start with boulder style are you gonna start standard or i'm gonna start standard style because i don't think i'm good enough to feel good about taking those new styles then i'll do a couple standard then just to break it in again thank you a long boy three months in a row saying crepes are trashed here. that's ridiculous. oh Search ↗
4563.480 you step on it, you eat it. yeah, not every enemy drops a corpse i don't think though and it sometimes procs and sometimes doesn't. it doesn't give you 1 hp per crack then? no, it's occasional and i don't know to what degree. i'm gonna test out what i just said and get this apple for 4 hp while i'm at full health and see if i get 5 hp. yep, it works. that's cool. i did not know that. i just raised my max hp. sausages are the worst nl, i'm sorry. Search ↗
4655.360 and sausages you get the most i think, they're still pretty good. but then there's like peameal bacon or canadian bacon sometimes. but usually it's like an extra, you know, buck fifty or two bucks. but you get like the equivalent amount of food of sausage with similar taste to bacon. so it's a complicated question. i've never had the peameal bacon so i don't know how to register that on my breakfast scale. sometimes the breakfast places will just offer ham as well and you're like, you know, no. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
335.560 i don't think josh pressed the deal with the devil button. it happens. is that the button that i asked you if i should press and you said no? well, i don't know there's only one button on the ground you should always it changes. alright. no, it's three different buttons. there's a boss button, a regular button, and a star button. no matter what the button looks like i did press the star button. that's the devil button. you should always press the button if you if you have the chance. no, you press it and you check for the strip, and if it's white then you let go on a one. Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
889.300 that's cool. did you know lump of coal is now in the shop list of items? is it, or is it just in the shop in greed mode? well, it's in the shop in greed mode. i don't think that means it's in the shop. it's also in the devil deal rotation. right, yeah. that is. i'm aware of that. how does brack the man have a hat on his head? Search ↗
1275.700 oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun. Search ↗
1364.560 that's like the compass. that's for mapping, but you don't need it really. oh no, it's like a wood compass. what's the wood compass? wood compass. i'm not sure i can imagine that. is it a fanny pack? no, no, it's like, you know like the fucking illuminati triangle? yes. imagine that like brown on like a brown circle. i don't think i know that one. illuminati triangle on a brown circle. yeah. Search ↗
1428.100 how are your runs going right now? i'm fighting the final boss. that's good. how about you josh? i don't know. i mean, i guess i can't give him my money either because it's seeded. yeah on a seeded run i don't think you can give any money. i haven't unlocked anything yet from the greed box. josh is so adorable i could just suck his cock. there you go! Search ↗
1488.740 josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh! Search ↗
2058.940 that's the first time i've seen it. i killed greed! congrats! what? you won! yeah, i think? i don't know. you thought you were in the shithouse! what do i do? you go in the chest. wait, do i give him the money? no, give him all the money in the box, because you actually... oh. but i did it. he still unlocked lilith. would you have given him money if you had the money, grandma? i did it. delta? twitch chat says gg clutch holy shit. wow, nice job. heart attack clutch. burnt umber. Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗
2929.280 can i change that? no. maybe with range upgrades, but apart from that i honestly don't know. this run could be very, very long. yeah, or it could be over in about like a quarter of a second depending on how you play your cards, i think. my card is the high priestess, i'm not playing that right now. i got emergency contact, so i'm with you. emergency contact? this knife sucks! Search ↗
3271.100 do you know literally has been changed in its definition to include approximately or figuratively? i have seen that yeah. please don't tell me that, that's horrible. it really seems quite contrary to the point of that word. yeah. am i the master of lock picking? no i haven't bought the lock picking kit yet. i intend to eventually. what is like a half a heart? shit, i think i did. get your heart on. oh yeah, batroom 100% designed by tyrone. Search ↗
3569.580 locked myself in my room so that no evil spirits got me there's one guy in my chat that really wants me to stop drinking red bull. why is that? i don't know there's the same makes my blood sticky your blood is thinking now and that it'll make my heart stop i don't think these things are true. i mean maybe if theoretically but like no i don't think so i've drank a few of them before you're drinking them right now. yeah, actually i am what about Search ↗
4184.460 he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head? Search ↗
4255.360 never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now? Search ↗
4658.420 i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine. Search ↗
4858.220 i don't think i get it. he goes, can a corner and i'll be alright. i don't get it either. and then he always tells me it's from ready to rumble or something. it's not from ready to rumble. is that what kane says? kane is not in ready to rumble. that's the wcw movie. demon kane. demon kane, yeah. corporate kane and demon kane are different people. they, well, they're the same but you can't tell that to corporate kane because he doesn't know the difference. Search ↗
5014.520 mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh Search ↗
5203.740 and then that's it. that's their story. you know that nelly song on so fly? it's about him. snoop doggy dogg and dr. drave got your back. no, they're just at the door. yeah, i don't know where that got your back come from. pill mimic. i think luck down pills are pretty bad, right? i would recommend not taking them, yeah. alright. you want a pill mimic? i'm still trying to get a big slander of... Search ↗
5792.020 no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small. Search ↗
5915.720 gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items? Search ↗
6189.460 this one gave me a troll bomb. so red heart as well gave me some cornflies. oh fuck! i got hit by one of those spiders! that's what happens! cornflies. ryan how do you feel about the glowing hourglass? yeah i don't like that item. the blue one! i think it's a cool idea. i don't understand how it works but i got it. you go back one room. you can do it again. so can you just like keep getting the blue triangle? Search ↗
6286.560 yeah, it's an item. it's like a box. i've never seen it. oh, uh, you got that ryan. i don't remember what it did. anyone ever figure out what this thing does? the husk helmet? jack jacks. don't swallow the prize. yeah, it's just trinkets. that's shitty. it's like two random trinkets, i think. and no, it's just one random trinket. one? ryan got two on his. oh, we were talking about different items. i see. i see how it is. i see how. Search ↗
6465.900 you did it really subtly i don't think anyone noticed there was like a half one i recall yeah, it was a half do i do without even knowing anymore? i just call a rag man the mummy no the mummy is in 1998 movie starring brendan fraser ragman is a boss in the binding of isaac. it's also a style of piano music. that's ragtime by scott joplin janice's older brother janice joplin's older brother yeah Search ↗
6961.320 i remember this line in an aerosmith song. he talked about odeon on his lady sweet pink asshole. that line always sticks out in my head. i don't remember what song it is, but i think it was from the get a grip album. oh, and thanks agent aaron again for the subscription too. very kind of you. yeeehaaa! i always try to do one when josh is around. duck game. don't forget to change your name. to duck game. legally. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

269.360 hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
426.460 toxic blood? thank you for all the donations guys, i'm sorry i can't read them all right now. i think it's bloody lost. yeah it is bloody lost, i'm an idiot. i took jar of flies though. but i don't know if that was the proper decision or what. yeah i'm very conflicted about this. Search ↗
479.960 i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not. Search ↗
781.340 i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
1094.020 169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm. Search ↗
1299.540 can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to... Search ↗
1424.260 two deaths is like freaking me out man. you'll be fine. you always bounce back. you guys have the spider mod item yet? that one's pretty sweet. i like it too. i like it a lot. i don't think dick likes it for some reason. really? it's kinda useless. i'm like, but it's the cool factor. that's pretty much where i'm at. Search ↗
1552.660 oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh Search ↗
1856.460 it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about. Search ↗
2508.900 you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs. Search ↗
2572.440 like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item. Search ↗
2603.940 i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good. Search ↗
2727.840 and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com Search ↗
2994.960 i missed this diamond tears thing. i don't know what that is. just a tear effect? yeah, you get it on the uh... it's an angel room item, i guess. sweet. seems like real good. still need a fetus though. now that time i don't think i misheard you. nope. got it right that time. hmm. need a fetus! i can make another space bar out of the room maybe. movies. Search ↗
3317.880 i've got so many soy milks on the screen now that i don't think you can hardly see anything. i lived for some reason! did you die and then live again? kind of. and now what about netflix and chill? i still don't understand the big deal over netflix and chill. people have been using that parlance for centuries. i know. you see that? it was that choice that was like in the 1700s there was like a common euphemism for hey want to come up in my place and bang and it was just like would you would you like to come take a look at my etchings? Search ↗
3598.780 i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item. Search ↗
3731.320 i don't know, i think we've tapped this well dry just about guys. the dick? not the dick well, but this shop well. we have really blown through it. you better water those begonias. wait no, i rolled my d20. it won't get you if you use it. yes they are. Search ↗
3755.760 shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport. Search ↗
4106.360 let's get on with it i suppose. i'm like the ultimate holy warrior right now. was there a patch that added even more items? yes, i believe they added like 20 more items last night. yeah, a whole bunch. was that the introduction to you're beautiful by james blunt? you're beautiful. i don't know. probably not. got the mama card. i don't think that does shit. Search ↗
4224.920 remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely. Search ↗
4404.740 is that oh, you know he gives it all holy night that guy it's really good i don't think it let me put in 15 that time guys. i was thinking the long bottom kind of neville. no, it's that's neville longbottom. yeah this is actually right in this time. oh Search ↗
4474.580 i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it Search ↗
4542.740 napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
714.920 no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself. Search ↗
907.760 get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much. Search ↗
976.580 two buttons full of spikes you hit the two buttons and the spikes stay up permanently mmm. that's not how that's supposed to work. yeah, they're up and now i have to take damage a bunch of times. i think i have to go through this room more than once that's um the spikes are supposed to stay here on those spikes are supposed to go down. oh, they don't hurt me they're like the fucking super metroid spikes when you get the gravity suit all right. that's cool tyrone trolling me again Search ↗
1477.120 uh, more options. mmm. come on guppy dream. well, that's gonna hurt either way. i think we'll take both, just because we can. maybe we'll reroll a k mean. yeah, i prefer this. i prefer it. bat bats! thank you for everybody in chat going, you can't yara the yara, so that i don't have to answer the question a hundred times for the rest of my natural life. Search ↗
1670.880 i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row. Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
2584.420 that seems to be what you like to do, i thought. well yeah, what i do i don't necessarily consider it min maxing, more like min minning. but you always go for boss rush is what i mean. right, yeah. but boss rush i think it doesn't matter if you have low hp for the most part because you can just teleport out. whereas the hush fight is uh, unscummable. okay you need a shovel to scum that. basically, yeah. um, but mostly it's just like... Search ↗
2971.400 unless you have to be in a keyboard run when you start. i don't know if that's the case hmm i think that might be the case actually oh yeah, i know if i enter then it would be co op. yeah, i got you yeah, yeah and co op whatever you start the game with that is the primary person's controller how does mark synergize with brimstone? i'd let you know, but i still haven't gotten brimstone and all in afterbirth so far so one of these days, maybe i'll figure out what what's this item brimstone. i've never heard of it. oh Search ↗
3072.560 yeah, you get to get the fight stain. that's pretty sweet. remember stain? what happened to those guys? uh, they were so sincere, but i just don't think time could allow them to stay alive. it's been a while since i heard about them. their number one song was called been a while. i think they also had one called mud shovel. oh man! they changed their tone drastically from their first to second albums. they used to be just very like, really just like, shitty metal. Search ↗
3369.880 little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh Search ↗
3600.620 i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm. Search ↗
3870.060 it just gives you like a random number of health pieces doesn't it? caculety. thank you very much for the subscription. well not ran i don't know, i think it's kinda like stack kind of? well it's like, it rerolls all of your items and it can reroll them into hp. which adds. right, but it doesn't add to the hp you already have. i think. i didn't follow that. that's okay though. that's you know i'm a little confused about the whole song and dance of it all as well. Search ↗
3992.960 more holy tears! oh i do have bloody lust, you're right. he's giving me some... some big damage bonus here. freaking continuum, man. gotta go for the angel piece. yeah, then re roll it. no, they stick around through d4, don't they? not anymore, i think. oh, that's shitty. yeah. Search ↗
4136.020 wish i didn't it's alright. it's alright happens. you already helped me cheat a little bit so um yeah i don't know why i thought i'd be able to see the items in the shop when i couldn't see the other items but uh one of them is the compass ooh soul hearts and goat head he's cool. oh weird on sues that doesn't help at all. what's this right now? okay, shooting fingernails. that's all right. i like fingernails. yeah, i think it's an okay item oh Search ↗
4219.640 i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good. Search ↗
5343.000 what's in the box? exactly, man. well, i think i'm actually gonna beat the tutorial, so the dream is real. how'd you store? i didn't, i just said fuck it. oh. oh, i'm walking! you're gonna need to store eventually, though. mmm, i don't think so. okay. i went in this portal thingy. work late today. fox temple, i did have to work late today, that's why i'm all flustered. i literally got home and like... Search ↗
5577.640 that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a. Search ↗
5874.920 i stored them a how'd you store it? you have to press the the select button. i think i assign store to be start okay. oh, so good luck with that. i will do that after i die here, but i probably won't cuz i'll probably win yeah, i've actually never lost to this game meat stored what i don't want to store it he's storing your belly and then later you disperse it as poop and so science bitch Search ↗
5994.560 want to exit my problem is every time i like store an item and then i i jump oh i think i have a to oh no a is jump and like use an item or something it lets you double bind i don't know cuz that's i put something in my store and then i go to press a to jump and it just drops whatever item that i put in my store don't give me this Search ↗
6116.260 a store is a verb in this case. not like a... it's not a place. what? what button? i'm not fucking with you. no, what button for inventory and what button should i have for store? store should be like start. inventory can be back. okay. i think that's what i got it now. sure, let's save this. oh, cancel. chaz is what the fuck is going on? i don't even know. i'm in a weird limbo right now. which words then, b? play limbo next time. Search ↗
6312.820 i'm like, oh, these... i don't think i've ever even ordered hot mustard before from mcdonald's. dude, hot mustard is the king of dips. hot mustard's pretty good, but it's not the best. yeah, see, it's not the best. you gotta get the chipotle cheddar. what is a better dip? chipotle cheddar. what, they don't have chipotle cheddar at mcdonald's? well, then you just get some you fucking southwest get some special sauce son of a bitch. and dip it in that. i agree about the chipotle cheddar. Search ↗
6611.300 i don't is this wow, okay. i think they made this harder. running into a lot more enemies than i remember. okay. incoming rip. i know, right? i just you gotta rip apart. you can beat the tutorial, fox. i have faith in you. oh, i friggin' know i can beat the tutorial. this is just like, spelunky all over again. it's like, it doesn't make sense the first while, and then after that, you're just doing it in your sleep. Search ↗
6869.780 yeah, you do. ah, dammit. buy three jump jars, five corroded pots, one teleport jar, and one more ride. i'll tell you a secret though, if you just buy like a shitload of the corrosion ones, you can just break through all the walls. that is, uh, true i think. that's what i did. guess i'm just gonna like, die right here. um. one teleport jar, one more ride. easy money. don't really wanna go through the dangerous door, that seems dangerous. oh, i got eaten by a worm! oh, you got to the aviary. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

365.600 uh, well, for whatever reason, i was loving life. it took me like 18 minutes. i did ball stretch actually. what? we had very different runs. i also re rolled the whole run. so the pills are bad, all of them? i would take none of them, yeah. there might have been one speed upgrade, but i don't remember what it was. so my brains challenge run was actually the one that i said like you've got to watch this video when i put it up because i think it was the best run i've ever done in my life. really? Search ↗
416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
478.840 there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay. Search ↗
770.880 you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man. Search ↗
1020.440 so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know. Search ↗
1275.920 wondering if it's me you're seeing, or if i kiss your eyes. is that what he says? if i kiss your eyes? i think so. he wants a taste of salty tears, right? i don't know. and your bochale is eyes. yeah, i think it's if i kiss your eyes. i don't get guffey's color. fuck it. you only lose once in this room. but now you might live twice. ffffffff. uh oh. Search ↗
1311.600 a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype. Search ↗
1358.700 weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2558.120 that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah. Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
3260.260 i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
4565.940 whatever you did it was really good. i'll never reveal my secret to you. oh, man. i'm getting shit on now wow i love his smug fucking base. yeah, there's nothing you got this day. i got like one two. oh i don't know josh, i think you got this man. yeah, dude come back city your eddie's i Search ↗
4864.380 what makes you so dusty? you can indeed design your spouse in that game. oh yeah, i might do shrek if shrek's possible, sure. can you make the skin color green? i don't think so. but it might be possible. what about like, horns for ears? you can make big ears, i don't think you can make horns. jackie the fetus is playing with us. yup. better with four. which one is like senpai baby? that's matus. that's always matus' look. yeah, he's winking! it's me. Search ↗
4903.620 oh, i don't like the way that you hold that. come on over. ah! oh. i didn't actually think that that would shoot that far. drak is gonna shit in you. oh, god. that was pretty good. oh, dammit. hit the ak. oh! you got it. he did. and he gave it to me. Search ↗
5460.940 oh my lord! oh my god. pretty good spread. i always forget what causes the bomb to blow up. so i always press like x inside of y or y inside of x. so you have a red hold button and you don't lift up on the blue stripe when it's a one increment. i don't think i want any of these. oh they're fuckers. drak got at least two. Search ↗
5580.780 i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team. Search ↗
6163.860 i love the turkey kill. i came back. i think i came back. catman do. catman don't. catman egg. you're lucky mister. what?! the rock blocks the grenade! sure does. oh that was just brutal. what happened there? Search ↗
6218.400 that was a good win. i didn't... i didn't... i don't know. where am i? i have no idea what happened there. you threw a sword across the level and hit you. i'm pretty sure that i should have died first. great shot. i think grenades should always explode if you die holding it. you got lucky though. Search ↗
6705.540 black and yellow, black and yellow. i don't think it's black and yellow. that song is like... that's a song though, you're not wrong. i hate it. see you again! that's right, it's got the soulful john mayer hook and then it's got the kanye west rap down in the middle as well. who is... who is queefer? related to queefer sutherland. you wanna... you wanna play some rocket league? Search ↗
6945.500 well let's get beartappy in the call and we'll just fuck around with him. okay, i invited him. i don't like beartappy. we'll see if he shows up. he's gotten too big for his britches. how big do you think his britches are? huge! he's probably wearing 32's. huge ackman bridges or? huge bow bridges. huge boner bridges. hey everybody come check out this guy's huge boner! Search ↗
6973.960 i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate? Search ↗
7589.580 you know that people play competitive foosball? it's actually sick as hell. yeah, it's cool actually. oh man, that was very satisfying. pretty much completely squandered my chance there. yeah, i have a feeling that might happen. why, because you squandered? yeah, like i basically scored it on our own net. oh, zillaria, he scored it on our own. yeah. i seen him, he did it. i don't think the hockey modifier is in the game yet. no, it's december. Search ↗
8540.680 we got this josh set it up. how's that? it's the gigantic ball i kept it in all right set it up. you got it set it up. i loan porpoise how was that yeah? that was another one that was up there for sure the all time greatest plays oh no dead i got it. i don't got anymore wow i think heights gonna be the name of the game here Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
212.540 i don't wanna spoil things, but i know we're getting close to where i'm gonna have to grind out those lost post its and i'm like, ah crap. it's gonna take like probably like a week of sustained play i think at least in order to... because like beating blue baby is not that hard compared to beating an enemy like ultra greed i think if you don't have the chaos card, but maybe it's like i have like very little experience fighting ultra greed and hush so maybe one day i'll reverse opinion on that, but i don't know. Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
1455.060 when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see. Search ↗
1539.780 is there a specific build that you feel is the best equipped to handle that? like soy milk or something? soy milk's not bad, but i don't know. like lots of low damage tiers? i like range on it. i think range is important. range and hp is what i usually gun for. which i resent because i hate it outside of the fight. or don't care about it. only fight i don't mind having the marked item on. the one that you have to have the Search ↗
1674.220 some of my favorite new items. it is a lot of fun. let's pick the brimstone. i still have only seen brimstone once in afterbirth. yeah, he's not sure it exists. yeah, i think it's a an urban myth. it's really fun if you have my reflection with it. well, that's the thing is i'm like i gotta find out all these cool new synergies with brimstone, but i they just don't show up. Search ↗
1966.680 in the midst of the chaos and don't move around you can actually just stand there, stand still and not take damage. it's all pattern based. dick was telling me he had noticed that and i was like oh you're right but the only problem is that when he switches directions, he gets your move. yeah. oh that's lovely. cursed eye stays through rerolls. thanks. i don't know if that's always true. i think it stays until you get like a tear effect that presupposes it which is not the word that i'm looking for but you know what i mean. pre empts it. Search ↗
2141.260 uh, what do you mean? what's new about it? have you not seen the new animation for it? i've seen it like it seems to rotate much more slowly. yeah, i don't like it oh, i don't even think i noticed i thought it was like a synergy with another item i had but i guess maybe it's just a new animation i don't know. i feel like gives it a more this more heft like now it's like oh shit these are like really spinning around here Search ↗
2620.020 does this a guppeth make? no? awwww. oh, continuum! yeah! that's a pretty cool idea by the way, i like continuum. it's really i like it a lot too. it's a good item. throw in some lump of coal with it? like, what could you ask for more than that? i know, it looks like a meteor shower sometimes when you have it. don't reroll, you've breakfasted yourself. i thought they made it unbreakfastable. that's what they said they were gonna do, i don't think they did it though. Search ↗
2839.300 i'm not sure if it was awesome or horrible. that's what i just got! yeah, man, i think it's seeded. i hate it. the good news is you got a ton of time left to reroll if you so desire. yeah, i just found a battery. ooh, that looks pretty. i don't really care if i lose homing shots on my reroll, because i mean if it turns into breakfast that sucks, but i'm only shooting like pretty shitty tiers very quickly, so i can aim these. i don't have a problem with aiming these myself. Search ↗
3359.620 but you have found secret rooms in greed mode because i've never seen one before. kane always starts with a secret room and the top branching off the shop. every time. oh that's so weird! so does eden i think and there's some characters that don't every time. but there were rumors about kane being in the arg right? so like that seems really funny if he's the one that has the secret. there's i mean like five characters Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
4004.980 well, that's like jamarcus russell, like the famed nfl quarterback bust who lost all of his millions of dollars at the cheesecake factory. oh, that was vince young. oh, it was vince young who did that? at the height of his prosperity, if you want to call it that, i guess, he was spending, reportedly, $50,000 a week at the cheesecake factory. how much cheesecake can you eat? i don't think he was eating the cheesecake. i think he was tipping people incessantly. Search ↗
4464.460 i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so. Search ↗
4593.600 oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn. Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
4981.640 oh my god. i've been thinking we might need to have an intervention soon. i rocked myself. i rocked myself all night long. oh my god. i think he's shining star. you know what? i don't remember what the score was. i have it. i think i was one away. i believe so. i was, i don't know, i got a bunch. oh, my, goobot might get you into overtime. alright. i might have hit four if i'm not sure. Search ↗
5250.100 alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man! Search ↗
5636.920 yeah, i think you probably won. i don't think i picked up one round that time. what are those? nope. yeah, i'm the blue guy getting owned. oh snap! having a rough time this time, you know. rob's doing pretty well. yeah, that's very true. Search ↗
5872.460 oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself Search ↗
6140.000 been a been in the mail! i don't know how to use the sh shanagan thing here. shanana gante. that was a robism, i think. shoot it! yep. sounds like something i'd say. oh god. alright, i'm terrible. what are you all doing right now? guys, i'm screwed now! ahh! you broke my banana commando arm! that's your wife. pardon me? Search ↗
7285.420 did i get kicked out? i think i might have got kicked out. it says round one, i don't have any questions though. oh you gotta give it a minute, he's doing like an introduction thing. okay. now you should have it. gotcha. oh boy, i could go real dark on this one. yeah, i'm with you man. oh god. get some mouth poutine. i think you're joshing for the two months in a row. i love mouth poutine right now. alright, i'm in. how long do i have? Search ↗
7766.380 hmm. i didn't say fml at the end. i think that helps it a little. yeah, i instantly regretted that so my bad. i won't do that anymore. i was like that's cheating a little bit. i think i would have said the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for even longer. i don't know that doesn't it's not very good. that's why they give you next section. whoa another really long line crushed it. Search ↗
9196.800 not the hurston player, trump guys, come on. gosh. prison trump though, he can get a little shaky sometimes. i really don't know where to go with this one. it's putting me in a position where the only things i can say are just really poor taste jokes. i think i'm up against you on that one here, nick. i kind of might just not say anything because i can't come up with anything. dude, i believe in you. you have like a very short amount of time. Search ↗
10191.880 it was like so offended by the smell it bit me. it was ryuka, right? yeah, it was ryuka. yeah, i don't think tonal would do that. the funky forest has just destroyed it. 79 to 21. frunk eddie frizzle and the funky forest. that's like jk rowling's first book. yeah, right. where she landed on harry potter. oh, nick's got a pretty strong lead. oh, thank you. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
745.020 seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not Search ↗
810.660 i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so Search ↗
877.360 lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i Search ↗
962.880 well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming. Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1172.200 the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue. Search ↗
1632.960 what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working. Search ↗
2237.720 i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
2526.780 his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
2936.060 he's trying i think but okay, bumbo you need to... a little overfed again. come on, step it up. you're too slow, you're too slow. you know when a new sonic game came out and nobody even noticed? yeah! look at that. was it the lost world that just came out? some kind of sonic, it looks like a board game almost, but there's also like a side scroller element too, so i don't really know what it is. on steam it just came out like a week ago, tops. okay. Search ↗
3176.440 can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again? Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗
3701.280 when you say the wolf that's like a specific. no, i don't i just mean wolves like it's like as referring to men i've heard of wolves yeah, i too have heard of okay. so you know what i'm talking about here no, no, i've never heard it. yeah, i was hoping for confirmation but only like two or three people in my chat know what i'm talking about. i think you made that up yeah, i think you're i think you're lying right now at this very moment. i Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
4133.600 dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed! Search ↗
5005.000 yeah, you'd think that would have shown up. that would have been priority i would think. that's gotta be like the number one story on cnn unless lindsay lohan accidentally showed her labia again. i don't know why that's such a fuss when somebody shows their labia. it's not that bad. wait, wait. hold on, was that a thing that happened? probably back in like 2008 or something. Search ↗
5482.640 subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes? Search ↗
5675.240 like, as if that means we've always changed to that or something. it came out like two days ago! i think a safe assumption for this particular show is that if you see a show of one thing, that will be reflective of the show forever. for all of time. yeah, with never having said that that's a plan or anything, just assume it. anyway, i don't like complaining about stuff like that, because i really like doing the stream. but i've been venting a little bit, so it's all good. Search ↗
5878.980 missile? no, missile path backwards. i don't think missile's a palindrome, bear. i i sam. where's the l? do you though? oh wait no, uh it's l wait what the fuck is it? l is zeus of sushiville. yeah that's it. i don't like the path as much for this now. yeah i hate it. you used to be able to go over the top, now you're kinda stuck. oh my god. oh no! that looked so cool for a second. Search ↗
6278.960 look at the game we're playing right now. you think i'm insulting the wii u? yes. the wii u could run everything i play. now you might be insulted. fallout 4? it probably could not run fallout 4 in a way that you'd be happy with, but i'll give you that one. you don't want fallout 4 with motion controls? nope. i don't want zelda with them either. i kinda don't want anything with motion controls. i don't want anything with motion controls at all. except unless it's on the htc vive, in which case i'll allow it. you want your wacky contraptions game. Search ↗
6579.380 i just cleared the box. i don't know what that is, but i think a lot of 10 year olds love it. yeah, and steven spielberg seems to be involved somehow. i kept hearing about that, i never understood that. i did like really, save me your spiel. you could. you got a buddy named berg who just won't shut up. Search ↗

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